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[MUSIC AND CHATTER IN BACKGROUND]
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She's like no one I've ever been with.
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GWEN: How so?
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Huh! Yeah, yeah.
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"Yeah, yeah"? You can't fool me.
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I know you didn't hear me.
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"Yeah, yeah,"
is definitely your tell, bro.
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Damn. You guys know me so well.
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I asked how is Vicky different?
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Well, with her, it's like
I don't even wear hearing aids.
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We've been seeing each
other for three weeks.
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She hasn't mentioned them once.
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Isn't that a little... insensitive?
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Nah, it's refreshing. I like that
she treats me like I'm normal.
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But you're not normal:
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You take your coffee black
and chase it with cream.
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We should put you in a closet.
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It's just most girls I date
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see me as the guy with hearing aids.
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Remember Tera, the disability groupie?
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- GWEN: Ugh!
- JOSH: The worst!
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Spent the whole night playing paparazzi
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so she'd have content for
disability awareness month.
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GWEN: Someone told her I had anosmia,
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so she took a selfie with
me plugging her nose...
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in solidarity.
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Can't believe I dated
her for seven years.
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?
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Come on, Zita. We've been over this.
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What does mitochondria do?
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ZITA: All I know,
miss Jen, is mitochondria
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sounds like an absolutely
sickening drag queen.
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You're actually not wrong,
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but it's also the
powerhouse of the cell.
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MAN: Hey, sorry to bother you,
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but you got any baseball
cleats in this dump?
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Halt. I am on my
government-sanctioned break,
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therefore you're
technically breaking the law
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by even speaking to me.
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Jennifer,
please help this disgruntled man.
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Uh, yeah, I'll be right with you!
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Okay, review exercise 7.
I'll be back in two.
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Uh, hi there. So sorry.
How can I help you?
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Hello? Baseball cleats!
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Uh-huh, yeah.
They're right over there, sir.
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MAN: [SARCASTICALLY] Great!
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[SIGHS] Okay, where were we?
Finish reviewing?
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ZITA: Oh, you wanted me to do that now?
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[SIGHS]
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CHRIS: Whatcha doin'?
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Ah... tutoring.
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Who knew the road to the
Olympics would include
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teaching science to an eighth-grader?
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ZITA: Miss Jen?
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- Is that part of your training?
- My funding.
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Ever since qualifying,
I've had to pay for coaching, physio,
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supplements, transportation
and accommodation to meets,
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not to mention my photoshoot
with Britney Spear.
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You did a photoshoot
with the princess of pop?
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No, no, no, Britney Spear.
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It's the name of my javelin.
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Figured some pro shots would
entice brands to sponsor me,
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but it turns out no one wants to support
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an up and coming javelina. Pfft!
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You're spreading yourself too thin.
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You should do what that Oprah does.
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Buy 8% of Weight Watchers?
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Manifest!
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The universe just needs
to know what you want.
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The morning DJ hired me,
I had just journaled about
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wanting a new job.
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No offence to you or Oprah,
but I'd rather use
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my precious time to earn
some cold, hard cash, so...
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if you'll excuse me.
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[SIGHS] Zita, we talked about this.
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Study first, and then skin care!
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DJ: See ya later, Gary.
And get that growth checked out.
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I'm not playing around.
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- Guess who?! Gah! Whoa!
- Oh, geez.
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- Buy a gal a drink first! Oof!
- Vicky, I'm so sorry.
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You know I get scared when
I get ambushed from behind
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'cause I can't hear.
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[LAUGHS] Yeah, yeah. You're hilarious!
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Ah... happy three-week-aversary!
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I got you these.
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Oh my God, you didn't have to.
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Earbuds?
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Cool!
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You know I can't actually use these.
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It's okay, they're noise-cancelling.
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Oh, and I planned a special
surprise for us tonight.
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Ooh la la! What's the plan?
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I said it was a surprise, silly.
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But don't worry.
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I won't be keeping you in
the dark much longer...
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[IN A WHISPER] until tonight...
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when I'll be keeping you
in the dark a lot longer.
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[SEXY SAXOPHONE MUSIC]
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VICKY: And don't wear white!
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Huh? Ha-ha, yeah, yeah!
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WILL: You look so good.
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WINSTON: No, you look good.
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BOTH: Broski!
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[OMINOUS SWELL OF MUSIC]
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Will! Winston! [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Of all the used sporting goods stores
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in all the mid-sized
cities in all the world,
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- what brings you here?
- Oh, we were heading back
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after a keynote in Abu Dhabi
and the PJ needed a refuel,
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so we thought why not
just drop by our hometown
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- and visit our baby bro?
- WINSTON: Yeah, I mean,
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it's not every day we get to
see you manage your own store.
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- WAYNE: Oh, yeah.
- CYNTHIA: Uh, excuse me? Manage?
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Uh, sorry, guys. [LAUGHS]
My employee, uh, has a bad habit
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of unnecessarily repeating information.
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- Employee?
- Oh, there she goes again.
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So, uh, I'm just gonna take a
second while I reprimand her
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for interrupting top brass business.
[LAUGHS]
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- Top brass?
- [QUIETLY] Just walk with me.
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- It's...
- That is...
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KEERAN: Um, uh, excuse me?
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How old were you when your bodies
became, uh, that?
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- Uh, third grade.
- Third grade, yeah.
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I'm gonna make this quick, okay?
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Those are my brothers.
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[LAUGHS] Stop it!
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Uh, like, by blood?
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Yeah, I know.
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They're tens and I'm a nine.
It doesn't make any sense.
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No, it does not.
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And if their bulging muscle
mass weren't injustice enough,
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they also own a multi-million-dollar
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wellness company that
they started in college.
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- Wow.
- They even tried to give me some shares.
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Well, they did, and then...
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I was deep into the Beanie
Baby market by then.
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I cashed out to buy Gobbles the Turkey,
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and then two months later
their company exploded
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and Gobbles' resale value plummeted.
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Okay, what does any of this
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have to do with you
claiming to be manager?
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I'm getting to that!
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I may have told them
that I am OMT's manager.
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I wanted to elevate my status
just slightly in their eyes.
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Wow, Wayne...
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This is the most vulnerable
that I have ever seen you.
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I take umbrage with that.
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Now, could you please
just do me a favour
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and play along until they leave?
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[SIGHS] I don't know...
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Come on! I've been here longer than you.
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I'm basically an unspoken
manager at this point.
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Do you think that being
a manager is easy?
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I do.
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We live in a world where
entitlement is pervasive.
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When irrational customers
march into this store
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and you can't handle them,
who do you send them to?
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- I just walk away.
- That's right, the manager.
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[INTENSE MUSIC]
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I have more responsibility
than you can possibly fathom.
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I handle the whims and the fancies
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of humanity's most
grotesque and depraved.
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That's a bit dramatic.
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You think you're management material?
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Prove it!
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I will.
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Thank you.
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KEERAN: So, uh, does your skin
glow because you're so rich?
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- Of course.
- Of course, yeah.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Yeah.
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Sick!
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[ITALIAN ACCORDION MUSIC]
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Whoa! Va, va...
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and I don't say this often... voom!
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You look incredible.
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And you look like you
can't follow instructions,
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you wild card, ahh!
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You said wear all white.
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Welcome to Ah Nero,
where the darkness is delectable.
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Meaning, what,
you only serve dark meat here, or...?
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[GUFFAWS]
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A few ground rules.
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The dining room is a
strict no-phone zone
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to avoid emitting any light.
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If you need to relieve yourself,
simply call out "Kevin"
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and I'll guide you to the restrooms.
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Wait, are we dining in the dark?
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Surprise! I ordered for us already.
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This is really sweet, Vicky,
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but I rely pretty
heavily on lip-reading.
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Oh, you'll be fine.
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The absence of one sense
heightens the others.
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Like Daredevil.
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Yeah, not to question
the scientific accuracy
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of Marvel Comics,
but my ears have sucked my entire life
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and it's done nothing
for my other senses.
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So, uh, maybe I can just, uh,
dim the screen on my phone.
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Oh, signore, Ah Nero mimics
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the reality of our all-blind staff.
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The pitch-black dining room
ensures a totally sightless
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culinary experience.
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Allow me to guide you in.
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It's so immersive!
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You ready?
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Absolutely not.
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[GUFFAWS] You're hilarious!
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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DJ: Hello?
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DJ: Feels like I'm in a giant tin can.
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VICKY: [MUFFLED VOICE]
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DJ: Sorry, what was that?
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VICKY: [MUFFLED VOICE]
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...some ciabatta.
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DJ: Huh. Yeah, yeah.
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VICKY: [MUFFLED VOICE] Cia-bat-ta!
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DJ: I'm just gonna move
my chair a little closer
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so I can hear you, okay?
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[LOUD CLATTERING]
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DJ: Is someone there? Kevin? Kevin!
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KEVIN:
[MUFFLED VOICE] I'm right beside you.
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Restroom, per favore.
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[MUFFLED VOICES]
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Now, the Golgi complex
prepares proteins that...
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Zita, are you writing this down?
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ZITA: [VOICE] Reading is fundamental,
miss Jen.
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Not writing.
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Excuse me?
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I'm here to buy a phone
from someone named Jen.
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Uh, that's me! That's me! Um, thank you.
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I got it from here.
Now, before we talk price,
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I ask that you look at this transaction
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not merely as a phone purchase
but as a chance to invest
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in an Olympian's future for,
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say, anywhere between $300 and $10,000?
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What are you going to the Olympics for?
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- Javelin.
- I'll give you $75.
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Done.
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Much as I love seeing you unlatch
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from the algorithm's teat,
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maybe you wouldn't have to
sell your personal belongings
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if you gave mani-festing a shot.
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Pagan rituals aren't getting
me to the Olympics, Chris.
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What I need to do is sell
something more valuable.
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Like, uh...
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- Don't say it.
- My kidney.
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It's too late to recover
from surgery but maybe I can
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get an advance if I pre-book one now.
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Hah-hah-hah!
250
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The board wants to discuss some
"disappointing feedback"
251
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- on our new product.
- I'm too jetlagged for this!
252
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[BLOWING INTO COFFEE]
253
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Is she on her phone during company hours
254
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and in violation of uniform policy?
255
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WAYNE: Yeah, yeah.
256
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Uh, Cynthia, we talked about this.
257
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No phones on the floor, right?
258
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Oh. Sorry, boss.
Workin' on my podcast, so...
259
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Openly working on personal
projects while on the clock?
260
00:09:16,092 --> 00:09:17,644
Now, that's... that's way out of line!
261
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Well, it's just a podcast.
262
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I can't think of anything more
pathetic to waste work hours on.
263
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Hundo P. You need to fire her, stat.
264
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Cancel.
265
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- Fire her!
- Yeah, yeah...
266
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Well, you, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
267
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Okay, that's it, you're fired.
268
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Get your things and exit
the premises immediately.
269
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[QUIETLY] I will owe you big time.
270
00:09:34,471 --> 00:09:36,281
[QUIETLY] You have nothing to offer me.
271
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[QUIETLY] I keep a bunch of
Mars bars in the toilet tank.
272
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,612
You can have one. It's all yours.
273
00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,748
[QUIETLY] You're gonna crash and burn...
274
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- [QUIETLY] I...
- [QUIETLY] But...
275
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Okay, Mr. Manager.
276
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[CRYING]
277
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I'm fired! Ahh!
278
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WILL: [LAUGHS]
279
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That was awesome!
280
00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,362
[WATER RUNNING]
281
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[EXHALES]
282
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You got this, Deej.
283
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,802
No big deal.
You just gotta... hear better!
284
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:08,906
You're screwed.
285
00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:14,779
[ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING IN WASHROOM]
286
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[LINE TRILLING]
287
00:10:15,847 --> 00:10:16,742
NAT: [PHONE] [SIGHS] Yeah?
288
00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,383
- Hey.
- NAT: What?
289
00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:20,585
I need a favour.
290
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,019
[DOOR CREAKS OPENS]
291
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NAT: [GIGGLES] Nice outfit,
Hillary Clinton!
292
00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:28,859
- You look so stupid! [LAUGHS]
- Thanks...
293
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,929
What are you doing here?
You suck in the dark.
294
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,650
It's not even just dark in there,
it's a...
295
00:10:32,651 --> 00:10:33,871
I know, it's darker than my bush
296
00:10:33,872 --> 00:10:35,902
on day three of Burning Man.
Trust me, it's like...
297
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,269
- Ah, Jesus, come on!
- What?!
298
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,005
Did you bring the night vision goggles?
299
00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,539
Oh my God, DJ, are you stupid?
300
00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:44,610
Night vision goggles require
small amounts of light to work.
301
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,943
- Seriously?
- Mm-hm.
302
00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:47,078
Dammit.
303
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:50,014
What you need are
thermal imaging goggles.
304
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,383
Don't suppose you have
a pair of those handy.
305
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,385
[CLEARS THROAT]
306
00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:58,189
[QUIETLY] Of course I do.
307
00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:00,254
How else am I gonna tell the
living from the living dead
308
00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:02,893
when the fungi take over?
309
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,363
- Thanks for being you, Nat.
- Of course.
310
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,898
Oh, and DJ, one more thing.
311
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,900
Be careful in there.
312
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:13,237
You have no idea what people
really do in the shadows.
313
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,774
Civility...
314
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,176
dies in the darkness.
315
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,845
[LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
316
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,015
Okay, have fun! Bye-eee!
317
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,285
[MUFFLED VOICES]
318
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,588
DJ: Hey. Thanks, Kevin.
319
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,724
Hey, Vicky, sorry it took so long.
320
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,925
There was a line.
321
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,194
VICKY: That's okay. [MUFFLED VOICE]
322
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,130
DJ: I gotta get settled in and...
323
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,398
[CLICKING NOISE]
324
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,933
Everything okay?
325
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,335
DJ: Much better now.
326
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,470
Like I'm seeing you through fresh eyes.
327
00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:48,205
Pfft!
328
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,608
[LAUGHS]
329
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,209
DJ: I know, I'm hilarious.
330
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,477
Yeah!
331
00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:55,647
If the mitochondria is the
powerhouse of the cell...
332
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,714
Mm-hm... Oh, get this.
333
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,250
Couldn't get an advance on my kidney,
334
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,183
but I did find someone on the dark web
335
00:12:00,184 --> 00:12:01,683
willing to dole out cash
now for half a liver later.
336
00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:04,585
ZITA: Does that mean that the cell
is in the house of the mitochondria?
337
00:12:04,586 --> 00:12:06,740
- Uh, well, the...
- WOMAN: Hey! You sold me a bum phone!
338
00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:08,456
- It won't charge!
- Oh, no, no, it charges.
339
00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:10,425
- You just gotta jimmy the cord!
- ZITA: Miss Jen?
340
00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:11,772
- Uh, yeah, it just...
- You're not actually
341
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,610
- gonna sell your liver, are you?
- No, I said half.
342
00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:15,471
ZITA: If they belong to the same house,
343
00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:16,882
does that mean the cell is mother?
344
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,478
Uh, well, that's actually a
really good question and...
345
00:12:18,479 --> 00:12:21,506
- [PHONE CRACKS]
- Ooh...
346
00:12:21,603 --> 00:12:24,041
ZITA: Hello?
347
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,176
Damn.
348
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:29,214
Any chance you'd like
to turn this transaction
349
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,381
into a donation?
350
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,851
Yeah...
351
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,353
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
352
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,721
Very sorry about that.
353
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,825
ZITA'S MOM: Are you working
while tutoring my daughter?
354
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,258
No, no, no! I-I mean, yes,
355
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,027
but I've got it all under control,
so please...
356
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,562
[SIGHS]
357
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:46,891
WOMAN: I took the bus here.
358
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,133
Could I also get reimbursed for the $6?
359
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,734
Yeah.
360
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,036
Cold-blooded.
361
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,472
- One, two, three...
- [COINS CLINKING]
362
00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:57,976
And this is pretty much
where all the money's made.
363
00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,278
You can do a transaction south,
you can do one north,
364
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,747
so it's essentially a
360-degree experience.
365
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,615
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
366
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,351
?
367
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,422
Uh, actually, uh, company property.
368
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,756
Thank you, Cynthia.
369
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,526
MAN: Hey! I need a manager!
370
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:16,894
Now!
371
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,396
- Right over here, dude.
- Right here.
372
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,032
Oh, yeah, I'm in charge.
Uh, how can I help you?
373
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,234
I remember you!
374
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:26,570
Your precious break was more
important than making sure
375
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,305
that your inventory was safe!
376
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,674
Because of you, I almost died!
377
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,709
Okay. Well, uh... what happened?
378
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,178
Oh, what happened?!
379
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:37,115
The underside of the cleat that
I bought here came right off
380
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,950
while I was playing soccer...
and I faceplanted!
381
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,318
That's what happened!
382
00:13:41,319 --> 00:13:42,921
That was a baseball cleat, but, uh...
383
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,287
Don't you dare!
384
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,390
I would be happy to
offer you an exchange
385
00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:47,526
for an item of equal value.
386
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,040
Yeah, so I could have
another one of your twisted
387
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,940
little death traps?
You'd like that, wouldn't ya?!
388
00:13:50,941 --> 00:13:52,961
Well, alternatively, uh,
we could offer you a full refund.
389
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,165
A full refund?
390
00:13:54,197 --> 00:13:56,000
Do you see my nose?!
391
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,602
Now, look, you're the goddamn manager!
392
00:13:58,603 --> 00:14:00,271
What are you gonna do about this?!
393
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,439
CYNTHIA: Hmm!
394
00:14:04,265 --> 00:14:06,644
I don't know. Okay?
395
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,878
I don't know!
396
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,247
I'm not cut out for this! I don't care.
397
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,283
I'm not even the manager, alright?
398
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,684
She is.
399
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,086
MAN: What?
400
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:19,423
- [CARTILAGE CRACKS]
- [CRYING IN PAIN]
401
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:22,425
Situation managed.
402
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,961
MAN: Dammit!
403
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,696
Oh, wow...
404
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,097
Thanks.
405
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,470
I was gonna do that.
406
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,974
DJ: You're so cute when you chew.
407
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,708
Aww!
408
00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:40,311
Wait, how do you know I'm chewing?
409
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:42,245
Uh, I can hear it. You were right.
410
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,115
My other senses are totally
heightened in the dark.
411
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:47,784
Anywho, shall we order dessert?
412
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,586
I'll summon Kevin.
413
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,787
Oh, Kev... huh?
414
00:14:50,788 --> 00:14:52,257
WOMAN: It's really good, isn't it?
415
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,691
DJ: Oh... my! What's he... oh, no!
416
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,126
[MAN MOANING]
417
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,195
DJ: Uh, actually, let's skip dessert.
418
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,865
But... but I wanna try the cannolis!
419
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:05,335
And besides,
I'm having the best time with you.
420
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,421
DJ: Oh, yeah, me too.
421
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,705
Maybe don't come in so...
422
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,440
[BANG]
423
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,942
What? Are you...
424
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,877
Are you wearing night vision goggles?
425
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,146
DJ: What? No!
426
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,948
They're thermal imaging goggles.
427
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,150
- Thermal imaging goggles?!
- Shh!
428
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:21,519
Who's wearing thermal imaging goggles?!
429
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,586
DJ: No one!
430
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,389
Someone's wearing
thermal imaging goggles?
431
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,557
WOMAN: Get him!
432
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,091
DJ: Oh... oh, geez! Oh, no.
433
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:32,495
["MON DIEU" BY MILVA PLAYING]
434
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,897
DJ: Watch out!
435
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,165
[PASTA SPLATS]
436
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,569
DJ: Oh, God!
437
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,571
[LOUD FART]
438
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,239
[PATRONS SCREAMING]
439
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,374
DJ: Aah!
440
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:45,776
Oh...
441
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,444
[PATRON WAILING]
442
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,380
[CUTLERY AND PLATES CRASHING]
443
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,648
[MAN MOANING]
444
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:56,053
DJ: Oh, dear God! Oh, God! Oh, geez!
445
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,389
?
446
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,190
DJ: We gotta go. Let's go. Let's go!
447
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,426
Come on, let's go! Go, go, go.
448
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,865
They're gone!
449
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,734
I felt bad pinning it on the farter,
450
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,564
but he seemed like
a fast runner, though.
451
00:16:12,565 --> 00:16:13,653
I mean, it was probably the turbo boost
452
00:16:13,654 --> 00:16:16,306
- from all the farts, right?
- You are unbelievable!
453
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,408
I was trying to hear!
454
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,477
I can't be with someone
who is so disrespectful
455
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,869
towards the blind community!
456
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,180
KEVIN: Will that be debit or credit?
457
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:25,264
Kevin, I must apologize for
my date's behaviour in there.
458
00:16:25,299 --> 00:16:26,983
All in a night's work, signora.
459
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:31,489
Oh, might I say how much
I admire your courage
460
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,090
in the face of such intolerance?
461
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:36,294
And I'm not just saying
that because you're blind.
462
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,929
In fact, I don't see disability.
463
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,496
What a coincidence...
464
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,065
I don't see.
465
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,401
Oh, this might be forward, but...
466
00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:46,170
Would you like to grab a drink tonight?
467
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,071
Vicky! I'm standing right here!
468
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:49,807
KEVIN:
I actually just finished my shift.
469
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,509
- Call it... destino.
- VICKY: Oh-ho-ho!
470
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,412
I hope you learned something from this!
471
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,746
- I didn't!
- Goodbye, DJ!
472
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:57,832
- [LOUD THUD]
- Ahh!
473
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:58,949
DJ: Oh!
474
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,244
KEVIN: Ahh... Am I bleeding?
475
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:02,218
VICKY: Ha-ha, you're hilarious!
476
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:04,587
- KEVIN: Thank you.
- Vicky!
477
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,690
It's our three-week-aversary!
478
00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:09,677
[CRUNCHING]
479
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,167
WINSTON: Knock-knock.
480
00:17:17,232 --> 00:17:20,504
Come to tell me what a failure I am?
481
00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:22,407
Pfft, we don't think
you're a failure, Wayne.
482
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,506
No way.
483
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,775
In fact, we envy you.
484
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,243
Envy me? What for?
485
00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:27,512
You think we enjoy managing
486
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,180
a multi-million-dollar corporation?
487
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,347
I never sleep more than
45 minutes a night.
488
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,116
I answer 750 emails a day.
489
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,452
My kids call the door dash guy "daddy."
490
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,988
Constant stress has left me impotent.
491
00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:39,757
Dude, we can't even stop for a minute.
492
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,192
But you, you don't even start!
493
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,627
You're living the dream, brother.
494
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,327
That's true.
495
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,996
So you'd rather be me than you?
496
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,164
Well, uh...
497
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,299
I wouldn't go that far.
498
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,068
Can't go back to flying commercial.
499
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,136
- No.
- Know what I mean?
500
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,303
Of course not, yeah.
501
00:17:53,304 --> 00:17:54,739
Speaking of which,
our PJ's been circling
502
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,938
the 'mac for an hour.
503
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,774
Oh, cool. You got an empty seat or...?
504
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,710
Hey. We love you, little bro.
505
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,677
- We love you.
- Really?
506
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,680
I love you, buddy. Come here.
507
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,482
Come here.
508
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,950
?
509
00:18:07,951 --> 00:18:09,620
WINSTON: That's what I'm talking about.
510
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,622
WAYNE: Yeah.
You know, sometimes you forget.
511
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:12,991
- Ow...
- WILL: I love you so much.
512
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,825
KEERAN: Mmm! You even smell rich!
513
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,460
[LAUGHS]
514
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,532
You were right.
515
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,767
Took too much on.
516
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,236
Who knew being an athletic
phenom would bankrupt me?
517
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,631
You could still try and manifest...
518
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,575
Enough with the manifesting!
519
00:18:32,576 --> 00:18:34,846
Money won't just magically
land on my lap by yelling,
520
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,112
"Hey, universe!
521
00:18:36,113 --> 00:18:38,316
"I need some cash to fulfil
my dreams of becoming
522
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,451
a champion javelina!"
523
00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,636
[SIGHS]
524
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,654
Did someone say javelina?
525
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,477
JEN: Oh, yeah, I did.
526
00:18:46,512 --> 00:18:49,759
I'm, uh, goin' to the Olympics
to throw the mighty spear. Heh.
527
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,728
- Oh!
- Or, at least, I was.
528
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,530
Don't have the funds.
529
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,831
Huh.
530
00:18:54,832 --> 00:18:56,166
Well, this is serendipitous.
531
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,268
- Very.
- We own a wellness company,
532
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,204
and focus groups indicate
that we need to attract
533
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:03,039
a larger female demo for our
new botanical energy tonic.
534
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:06,076
How would you feel about
allowing us to sponsor you?
535
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,611
I would feel incredible about that!
536
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,746
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
537
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,283
Holy shit, it worked!
Manifesting actually worked!
538
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,870
- WILL: Welcome to the team.
- Ha, thank you, thank you. [CHUCKLES]
539
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,593
"Man Drink"?
540
00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:25,696
WINSTON: Yeah,
we initially called it "Bro Juice,"
541
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,764
but the board thought
it sounded too, uh...
542
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,899
- Jizzy.
- Yeah. That.
543
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,001
Sure.
544
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,104
DJ: And the worst part was
545
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,972
I didn't even get to have dessert.
546
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,040
That's the worst part, Sonny Corleone?
547
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:41,077
They had cannolis!
548
00:19:41,078 --> 00:19:42,980
You know, if I'm being honest,
549
00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,849
a part of me is gonna
miss feeling normal.
550
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,983
Ah, normal's overrated.
551
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,285
Look at me: I can't smell a thing,
552
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,988
and I'm obsessed with
flat pieces of hard sugar.
553
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,058
Us weirdos need to stick together.
554
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,326
And for what it's worth,
555
00:19:56,327 --> 00:19:57,929
you're not just the guy
with hearing aids to me.
556
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,095
Thanks, Gwen.
557
00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:00,565
You're also the guy who apparently owns
558
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,266
- an all-white suit...
- It's a rental.
559
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,068
- Who has a Shania lip tattoo...
- No regrets.
560
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,670
And who's in an emotional relationship
561
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,471
- with a skate sharpener.
- Hey!
562
00:20:08,606 --> 00:20:11,741
- It's physical, too.
- Oh, she's a lucky gal.
563
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:17,413
[R&B PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
564
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:18,915
DJ: Your best yet. Hands down.
565
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,050
GWEN: Thank you!
566
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,752
Okay, so tell me about the masturbator.
567
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:23,753
Oh. I'm glad you asked.
568
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:33,029
Hey. It's me, Jen Hauser,
here with my trusty sidekick,
569
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,031
Britney Spear.
570
00:20:35,032 --> 00:20:37,235
As a proud member of the
Canadian women's Olympic
571
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,502
track and field team,
I can't wait to join
572
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,438
my sisters-in-arms from
countries around the world
573
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,308
to demonstrate a skill
first inspired by Athena,
574
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,644
the javelin-throwing goddess of war,
575
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,715
the OG bad-ass symbol
of female empowerment!
576
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,050
And none of this would
be possible without...
577
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,119
Man Drink!
578
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,256
The energy tonic of champions!
579
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,793
Mmm!
580
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,996
Give fatigue the shaft.
581
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,511
[CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY]
582
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:10,533
?
583
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:14,204
?
584
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,140
?
585
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,210
?
586
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:23,747
?
587
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:27,550
?
588
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:31,788
?
589
00:21:31,838 --> 00:21:36,388
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