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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Ah, my son.
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E kaabo, Dad.
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Look at you. (laughs)
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You are a man now.
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You both have become
too American.
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Because that is where
you dragged us,
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and it is where you left us.
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Dele is my son.
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That is true, but do not forget,
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I am the one raising him.
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And for you, Auntie-- a matching
gele, handmade in Lagos.
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Ooh! Thank you, Tayo.
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When I wear this to church,
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all the ladies will pray
for my downfall.
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Oh. This will fit like a glove.
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I don't see you in months,
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and you know exactly
how much weight I have gained.
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Is bringing gifts
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to your ex-wife's family
a cultural thing?
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It is a me thing.
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Great. Then it's not offensive
that I think it's weird.
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Someone is jealous
they didn't get a fancy shirt.
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I didn't realize
it was so easy to buy your love.
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Well, now you know.
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I'm gonna go see
how Abishola's doing. When you come back,
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I will tell you
about my promotion.
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Your promotion?! How exciting!
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What's the Yoruba word
for "pain in the ass"?
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It is just one dinner.
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With fabulous, Nigerian prizes!
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We will get through this.
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Tayo will spend some time with
his son, and then he'll be gone.
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I came in here
to bitch about him.
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When you don't help,
I look petty.
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He wants his presence
to bother me,
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so I will not give him
the satisfaction.
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All right,
I'll stop talking trash.
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No, no, no. I like it.
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Then let's go out there and deal
with that ass-kissing blowhard.
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(laughs)
Okay.
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(laughter)
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Ah, you are
just in time.
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We have exciting news.
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Tell us what we've won!
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You are going to be seeing
a lot more of me.
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Tayo is moving to Detroit!
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No!
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We'll be right back.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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There is no good reason
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Tayo would come back
after 12 years.
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Why is he doing this to me?
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Isn't he here
because of his promotion?
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You're right, Gloria.
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Of course it is that simple.
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Obviously,
he's here to ruin your life.
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What are you talking about?
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He is jealous
of how happy you are.
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You have a successful husband,
a promising career
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and a sexy best friend.
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And he's determined
to take it all away.
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Or he's just here
to start his new job.
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Abishola, don't listen to her.
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She's just trying
to calm you down.
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He has already started
turning my family against me.
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Auntie and Uncle love him.
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He's coming after the people
you love the most,
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which must mean I am next.
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Will you stop?
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I am helping!
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You're making her
paranoid.
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Gloria,
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if you were about
to be eaten by a snake,
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would you want your best friend
to stop that from happening,
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or would you want them
to say, "Oh, no, it's okay.
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The snake is just
here for work"?
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Sweetie, you really think
that man uprooted his whole life
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and moved here just
to mess with you?
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Yes, Gloria, we think
there is a chance!
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Oh, my God!
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It is beautiful.
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When I wear it,
all the women at church
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will pray for my downfall.
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TAYO: The worst part
of divorcing Abishola
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was that I lost access
to your fantastic cooking.
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That is a tragedy.
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(both laughing)
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Tayo.
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Ah. Hello.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Just catching up with Mummy.
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She is my mummy.
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Oh, Abishola, there is plenty
of Mummy to go around.
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You cooked dinner for him?
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You know how much
she loves to spoil me.
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It was the least I could do
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after you bought me
that lovely dress.
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Another gift.
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You are like
an uninvited Santa Claus.
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It is so nice to have a man in
the house who has an appetite.
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Bob is so skinny now.
Is he sick?
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No, he is not sick.
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I was wondering the same thing.
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I would love
to see you in this, Mummy.
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You should try it on.
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Good idea.
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You will take pictures
for my Instagram.
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My followers deserve a treat.
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Okay, that will be fun.
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What is your game, snake?
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I am visiting my family.
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It is my family.
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It seems I have done something
to upset you.
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I am not upset.
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You should tell
the vein in your neck.
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Only Bob can look at my neck.
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Maybe you should eat something.
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You're always agitated
when you're hungry.
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You need to leave.
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I would like to wait
until my son gets home.
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I will have him call you,
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just like I have done
for the last 12 years.
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Enough!
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I am here, and there is nothing
you can do about it,
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so stop your whining.
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Ta-da!
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Mummy, you are a vision.
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Abishola,
take the picture.
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Tayo, get in this.
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I will tag you.
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Come.
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(snoring)
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Bob?
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Bob!
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Bob!
What? What?
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I've been thinking.
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I've been sleeping.
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This is only the beginning
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of what Tayo is going
to put us through.
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Uh-huh.
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We need to take back
control of our lives.
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Sure.
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By starting a new one.
In Chicago.
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What?
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He has taken my family.
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There's no need
for us to stay.
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Well, what about my family?
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Why would he want them?
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We're not going anywhere.
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Come here.
Oh.
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Come here.
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Now, look, I'm not
gonna sugarcoat it.
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This sucks.
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It sucks a big one.
Mm.
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Here's an idea.
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Instead of letting him
take our happiness,
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let's really rub it
in his face.
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I'm listening.
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Well, when he shows up,
we'll drown him in PDA.
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Hold hands, kiss, hug.
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I could also
squeeze your buns. (laughs)
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Hey, that's good thinking.
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The point is, we got this.
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(sighs) Okay.
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What do you say?
Should we get some sleep?
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Yes.
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Mmm.
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Hey!
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I'm just practicing.
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Gloria, what do you need?
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Dr. Bradford,
this is Abishola.
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Hello.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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I hope to be a doctor
one day myself.
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Hmm.
She's a therapist.
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Oh.
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I hope to be a real doctor.
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What's happening here?
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I wanted you two
to talk.
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About my surgery?
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About her anger.
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I am not on the clock.
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This is very unprofessional.
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Be nice. I'm shaving you later.
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I am sorry she's bothering you.
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You have unresolved issues
with your ex-husband,
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you'd never go to therapy
on your own,
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and she's willing to help.
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No, I'm not!
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Before I leave,
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do you need anything?
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Yes. Can you take her with you?
(scoffs)
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After my surgery,
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you and I should speak
about your boundary issues.
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Oh, now you're on the clock.
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(TV plays indistinctly)
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Thank you
for including me in this.
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Of course.
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It is a church men's group.
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All are welcome...
except women.
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(laughs)
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(knocking at door)
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Sorry I'm late.
Uh, don't apologize to me.
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Apologize to God.
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My bad.
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Bob.
Tayo.
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Tunde.
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So, we'll be seeing you
at church, too?
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Ah. I am a man of God.
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Well, God bless ya.
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I see you brought some beer.
That's very generous.
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Yeah, I didn't want to show up
empty-handed... or uninvited.
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That reminds me, Uncle.
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I thought your friends
might enjoy a gift...
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from Cuba.
(Uncle Tunde gasps)
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Tayo brought some Cuban cigars!
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(all exclaiming)
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And Bob has brought
enough beers for five people.
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Well, I can't smoke.
(clears throat)
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I don't want
to get cigar breath.
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Your ex-wife and I have
a pretty hot date night planned.
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Mm. Good for you.
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Yeah, it is.
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'Cause we're so in love.
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Thinking about taking her on
a little getaway this summer.
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You ever been to Fiji?
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Yes, I went there with Abishola.
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All right, listen.
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You're at Auntie and Uncle's,
you're at the house,
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now you're here.
We're a little Tayo'd out.
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I see.
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Abishola asked you
to say something.
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This is coming from me.
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(chuckles)
If you say so.
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I do. If you're gonna be
in Detroit for business,
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we got to figure out a way
to make this work
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so it doesn't drive
everybody nuts.
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I understand.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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Well, good.
I can see that my being here
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is putting a strain
on your marriage.
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It's not.
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You are obviously
threatened by me.
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I'm not threatened.
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Okay.
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I just told you
we had a hot date. Mm-hmm.
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Usually people who have
a healthy sex life
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don't have to plan it out.
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Next time you come
over, you'll see.
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She gets real grabby.
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They also don't have
to brag about it.
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I'm not bragging,
I'm telling the truth.
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Abishola and I have
plenty of sex!
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Bob, please, this is
a Christian meeting.
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You're a real pain
in the idi.
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Idi means ass.
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Pack your bags.
We're moving' to Chicago.
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What happened?
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Guess who showed up
at men's group
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and embarrassed me
in front of my God friends?
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Oh, no...
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As soon as Tayo spoke,
265
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:31,133
I just wanted to punch him
in his smug face.
266
00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:32,466
I'm glad you did not.
267
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:34,401
I wouldn't have wanted
to miss that.
268
00:11:35,368 --> 00:11:37,170
I don't know why I thought
I could reason with that guy.
269
00:11:37,235 --> 00:11:38,804
He is not reasonable.
270
00:11:38,869 --> 00:11:40,805
Yeah, you tried to tell me,
but in my head,
271
00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:42,305
I was saying,
"It's not that bad,
272
00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:44,808
she's being Abishola about it."
273
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,743
"Abishola about it"?
274
00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,845
Well, you know
how you can get.
275
00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:55,413
I do not. Tell me.
276
00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:59,749
That doesn't matter.
The point is, you're right.
277
00:11:59,815 --> 00:12:02,150
The point has changed.
278
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,819
When you worry about something,
279
00:12:04,884 --> 00:12:07,454
you have a tendency to jump
to the worst-case scenario.
280
00:12:08,787 --> 00:12:10,622
Which I find endearing.
281
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,690
I do not do that.
282
00:12:12,756 --> 00:12:14,157
Honey, when Dele got
his hair braided,
283
00:12:14,223 --> 00:12:15,858
you said he was going
to prison.
284
00:12:15,925 --> 00:12:18,461
He still might.
285
00:12:19,726 --> 00:12:21,361
Okay. My mistake.
286
00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:23,229
It was.
Let's just drop it.
287
00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:24,496
Great idea.
288
00:12:24,563 --> 00:12:26,298
Maybe we don't even need
to talk at all.
289
00:12:26,363 --> 00:12:29,300
Honey, come on.
Tayo wants us to fight.
290
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,402
I'll let you squeeze my buns!
291
00:12:42,439 --> 00:12:44,074
Karo.
Ah.
292
00:12:44,141 --> 00:12:46,610
E karo, Mummy.
I was just cleaning up.
293
00:12:46,676 --> 00:12:48,511
I know you slept
on the couch.
294
00:12:48,577 --> 00:12:51,613
I saw you when I came out
to watch Jimmy Kimmel.
295
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:54,214
I just dozed off.
296
00:12:54,279 --> 00:12:57,549
I also heard every word
of your argument with Bob.
297
00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:59,383
(sighs)
298
00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:01,618
Do I always think about
the worst-case scenario?
299
00:13:01,684 --> 00:13:03,853
Of course.
That is how I raised you.
300
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,255
Bob thinks it is
a bad thing.
301
00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:09,690
Because Bob has never
faced any hardship.
302
00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:11,823
I do worry a lot.
303
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,692
You are supposed to.
304
00:13:13,757 --> 00:13:16,026
When you consider
the worst-case scenario,
305
00:13:16,092 --> 00:13:17,861
you can stop it
from happening.
306
00:13:17,926 --> 00:13:19,027
Exactly.
307
00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:21,763
You have overcome
many obstacles in your life.
308
00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:24,065
Anyone who questions
how you did that
309
00:13:24,131 --> 00:13:26,233
does not understand
your strength.
310
00:13:26,298 --> 00:13:27,933
Thank you, Mummy.
Mm.
311
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,236
If those people
on the Titanic thought like us,
312
00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,370
they would still
be alive today.
313
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:38,273
I don't think
they would.
314
00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:42,075
That was about
100 years ago.
315
00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:46,544
Shut up!
I am helping you.
316
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,749
All right, Wi-Fi
should be good to go.
317
00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:58,451
Ah, someday you must explain
your trick to me.
318
00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:02,487
I unplug it
and then I plug it back in.
319
00:14:03,987 --> 00:14:05,555
You are so handy.
320
00:14:05,621 --> 00:14:08,223
Don't mention it.
And kind.
321
00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:09,790
Okay, thanks.
322
00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:12,726
You also have an incredible
memory for sports scores.
323
00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,293
Super Bowl 16, go.
324
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,262
Niners 26, Bengals 21.
325
00:14:16,327 --> 00:14:18,463
What the hell is
going on right now?
326
00:14:18,529 --> 00:14:20,531
We just thought
you might like
327
00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:23,032
a reminder
of how special you are.
328
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,199
Why?
329
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,968
Just in case
someone's arrival
330
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,904
has someone
feeling insecure.
331
00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:34,572
The one "someone"
is Tayo.
332
00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:36,473
The other "someone"
is you.
333
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,643
The guy's a little annoying,
but I'm fine.
334
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,510
The Bob I know
would never shout
335
00:14:43,576 --> 00:14:46,779
about how many times
he makes love to my niece.
336
00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:50,347
Yeah, that wasn't great.
337
00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,515
What can I say?
The guy gets under my skin.
338
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:56,018
Oh, it is natural for you to be
a little threatened by him.
339
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,785
You are worried
we love him
340
00:14:57,851 --> 00:14:59,152
more than we love you.
341
00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:02,088
You got me.
That's the issue.
342
00:15:03,655 --> 00:15:06,724
Doesn't it feel good
to say it?
343
00:15:08,090 --> 00:15:10,626
Put your fears to rest.
You are our Bob.
344
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,761
And no one can
replace that.
345
00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:14,261
Thank you.
346
00:15:19,697 --> 00:15:21,666
As soon as I found out
the truth about Tayo,
347
00:15:21,731 --> 00:15:23,733
I came straight here.
348
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,968
Well, I called Gloria
to tell her I was right,
349
00:15:26,034 --> 00:15:27,735
and then I came
straight here.
350
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:30,103
What did you find out?
351
00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,306
Well, first of all,
I learned that
352
00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:36,108
my Nigerian gossip network
is as strong as ever.
353
00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:38,442
Would you like to know
354
00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:39,742
who is going to win
the next election?
355
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,777
Just tell me
about Tayo.
356
00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:44,079
Fine. Waste your vote.
357
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,481
Tayo is not
just here for work.
358
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,049
He's a snake.
359
00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:53,084
A slithering sidewinder.
360
00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:58,187
The promotion is real,
but he only applied for it
361
00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:01,656
because his wife
in Nigeria has left him.
362
00:16:01,721 --> 00:16:03,189
Oluwa mi o.
363
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:06,893
Oh, save the oluwa mi o
for the coup de gr�ce.
364
00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:07,892
What is it?
365
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,061
The pi�ce de r�sistance.
366
00:16:10,126 --> 00:16:11,661
Kemi.
367
00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:13,162
Okay.
368
00:16:13,228 --> 00:16:15,129
Tayo's wife has left him
369
00:16:15,196 --> 00:16:16,864
for his brother.
370
00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,131
No!
371
00:16:18,197 --> 00:16:20,600
Yes.
372
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,604
That look on your face
is all the thanks I need.
373
00:16:27,036 --> 00:16:29,072
But also,
you should thank me.
374
00:16:30,438 --> 00:16:33,207
Hey.
Hello, Bob.
375
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,874
How are you, my love?
376
00:16:35,941 --> 00:16:37,543
"My love." Wow.
377
00:16:37,609 --> 00:16:39,444
I kind of thought
you'd still be mad at me.
378
00:16:40,444 --> 00:16:41,878
That is in the past.
379
00:16:41,944 --> 00:16:44,480
The most wonderful thing
has happened.
380
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,781
Tayo's life has fallen apart.
381
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:49,816
That's great.
382
00:16:49,882 --> 00:16:51,017
Yes.
383
00:16:51,984 --> 00:16:54,820
I'm so happy for you both.
384
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,594
Your credit is impeccable.
385
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,694
And it would be nice
to have you
386
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,694
across the hall.
387
00:17:10,761 --> 00:17:12,596
It really would.
388
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:16,266
But your application
has been denied.
389
00:17:17,365 --> 00:17:18,766
Sorry.
390
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,668
What is the problem?
391
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:23,503
We are Team Bob.
392
00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:28,439
He won't like bumping into you
every time he comes to visit.
393
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,007
That does not matter.
394
00:17:30,072 --> 00:17:32,908
It matters to Bob,
so it matters to us.
395
00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:34,142
You are going to reject me
396
00:17:34,208 --> 00:17:35,943
because he is
an insecure little baby?
397
00:17:36,009 --> 00:17:37,477
Hey, watch your mouth.
398
00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:40,446
He is our insecure
little baby.
399
00:17:41,846 --> 00:17:43,714
Have a blessed day.
400
00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:47,950
It is a shame.
401
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:50,151
I was going to offer you
one year's rent.
402
00:17:50,217 --> 00:17:52,452
Up front.
403
00:17:58,255 --> 00:18:01,058
We are reconsidering
your application.
404
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,449
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