All language subtitles for the michael j fox show s01e21 720p-skgtv

Come on, there's no blood.

How can you call that a penalty?

Ah, there's a lot of blood.
Good call, ref.

Look at you.

I get home a little late,
and here you are,

waiting up for me.
I'm not waiting up.

I'm watching the game,
or I'm trying to.

Uh-huh, sure,
you're up this late

just watching the game.

Come on, you can
admit you're worried.

Okay, you got me.

I'm only pretending to watch the
Rangers in double overtime.

Fine, if it'll help you sleep
better, I was with a girl.

I've been seeing her
for a while,

and I think it's time
you met her.

Good, go get her now. Thinking
maybe a dinner party.

Or is that too formal?
Ian, go to bed.

You can't send me to bed. One.

That's not gonna work.
Two.

Okay, I'm leaving, but...
Two and a half.

Yeah, yeah.
Goal!

And it's over!

Man, you missed an amazing goal.

What are you
doing there, Graham?

Go to bed.

One, two.

Yeah, yeah.
Two and a half.

I'm going.
I'm going.

I should go to bed myself.

One, two, two and a half.

Ripped By mstoll

Thanks for lunch, Harris.

You know, I've never been
friends with an ex before.

It's cool.
Oh, it's the coolest.

Being friends
is the ultimate goal.

Coming in hot for a friend hug.

Oh, yeah.

We're making an "A"
with our bodies.

"A" is for awesome.

I'll see you later, buddy.
All righty.

Well, that was
a normal interaction.

I'm in hell, Mike.

I don't want to
be friends with her.

I want to be with her.

Well, then just
tell her how you feel.

Oh, okay, right, just so
that I see that you know,

how would that go exactly?

Are you saying
you've never told a woman

that you have feelings for her?

And meant it?

Okay, it's easy.

Just take her hand and say,

"I want to be with you.

"I can't imagine
life without you."

I can come back.

Let 'em talk, Harris.

And I said, "Hell, yeah,
I shoplifted this tank top,

"just like how you
shoplifted the labor

"from those kids
in Sri Lanka."

That's so political.
Plus, cute tank top, so...

No big deal, but my
friend Margot and I

started hanging out
with some seniors.

We're only sophomores, so...

Okay, it's a really big deal.

So a bunch of us are
gonna go see Rocky Horror

tomorrow night.
Y'all want to come?

Isn't that at, like, midnight?

Yes, we want to come.
I mean, whatever.

If we don't have stuff.
Cool.

Yeah, we're gonna
sneak in some brownies.

Nice!
Sticking it to the man.

We'll show those
concession stand gestapo.

Yeah, I sneak in Raisinets,
like, all the time.

Actually the store brand,

but I think
they're just as good.

I'm talking about pot brownies,

you know, like,
we're gonna get high.

Oh, we love drugs.

I'm just the president
of DARE as a joke.

Fooled those jerks.
Nice, uh, I guess.

I'll see you then.
Can't wait.

4:20. Puff, puff, pass.

I've never gotten high before.

I've never even snuck in candy.

I once tried
to sneak in a water,

but I got nervous,

and I poured it out
in the bathroom.

What if we did a practice run?

We could try pot tonight

so that we don't look
like amateurs tomorrow.

That's really smart.

I'll have to remember that
for when I lose my virginity.

She's just kidding.

She's a huge slut.
It's gross.

Okay, mom and dad
only get to meet Deborah

for the first time once,

so this dinner
has to be perfect.

Are you ready?
I was born ready.

And sideways.
Oh.

Just...

You know, when I was 19, I
wasn't planning dinner parties

for my parents to meet whatever
girl I was dating at the time.

If anything, I tried to keep all
those girls away from them.

Really?
"All those girls"?

Hey, I used to clean up.

Women all across America wept
when I settled down with you.

I definitely remember
my mom crying a lot.

What are you talking about? We
both know your mom loves me.

She... She does
love me, right?

I'll get it.

Is that really
what you're wearing?

You know what?
It's fine.

It's kind of cute.

Ian's all excited for us to
meet his little girlfriend.

We'll sit down,
we'll have some mocktails,

and they get to spend the night
pretending they're adults.

Mom, Dad, this is
my girlfriend, Deborah.

She's really good
at the pretending.

Come on in.

It is so nice to meet both of you, Mr.
And Mrs. Henry.

Oh, please.
Call us Mike and Annie.

Yeah, Mr. And Mrs. Henry makes
us sound old, just so old.

Ian has told me
so much about you.

Oh, really?

Because he left out some
interesting details about you.

Like how did you two meet?

At a ballroom
dance class.

Jinx. Double jinx.

Owe me a soda.
Sprite!

Yeah.

Actually, none of this
would've ever happened

if it weren't for aunt Leigh.

Leigh! Really?

Well, shame on her
for never telling us that.

Let me show you what I've
been doing in the kitchen.

Hmm?
Oh, mais oui.

I'm using that cookbook
you got me.

That is who Ian is dating?

Can you believe it?

Who'd have thought he could
land such a stone fox?

Wait, you're okay
with this, Mike?

She's, like,
20 years older than him.

She must be a model.
She's tall.

I mean, she's, like,
two-of-me tall.

I bet she's got an agenda.
What agenda?

They're having fun.

Women my age
don't have fun, Mike,

but you know what they do?

They seduce young men into
killing their ex-husbands.

You've been watching
too many Lifetime movies.

They are inspired
by actual events!

Well, I understand you're
concerned, but counterpoint.

Did you see those eyebrows?
They're, like, iconic.

Okay, so I've got water
for cotton mouth,

cheese puffs for munchies,
and eye drops for red eye.

Man, getting high
is a lot of work.

These brownies would've been
better with ice cream on top.

This isn't a little
kid's birthday party.

We are two adults doing drugs.

Can you pass me the milk?

Where'd you get
these from anyway?

The new age couple upstairs
is always bringing my dad

packages of
"medicinal treats."

I intercepted this one
before he threw it out.

Your dad is so lucky.

I mean, apart from
the whole Parkinson thingy.

Well, that's all of it.

You feel anything?
No, do you?

No.

What about now?

I don't think
your parents like me.

Do you think that they have a
problem with me being older?

I don't see why they would.

You guys are practically
the same age.

Maybe I should've
brought a gift.

I think I have
a granola bar in my purse

or maybe my ticket stubs
to all three Iron Mans.

No, those are for me.

Relax. It's gonna
be fine. Mwah.

The potatoes are scrubbed.

Oh, aren't you
the cutest helper?

I like this one.
Hello!

There's my favorite couple!

Leigh, nice to see you again.

What are you doing here?
I invited her.

Oh, well, I didn't really
buy enough food for six,

but I guess if no one wants
seconds, I can manage.

Graham, stop licking that spoon.

Leigh, can I, uh, see you
in the other room?

I want to show you my new skirt.

I'm gonna talk to Deborah...
No, it's okay.

We'll be right back.

Okay, go for it.

Cut it out!
Why are your hands wet?

Why did you not tell me
about Ian and Deborah?

I don't know. It just
didn't seem relevant.

It didn't seem relevant that
my son is dating a woman

who is 20 years older than him?

Oh, relevant for you, sure.

I just wasn't that interested.

Okay, why am I the only one
who is bothered by this?

Look, you're his mother,

so it's hard to see him
as an adult.

No, it's hard to
see him as an adult

because two summers ago,
he went to space camp.

But they're great
together, Annie.

And if this is the skirt
you wanted to show me,

you look like
a Ukrainian stewardess.

Whoa.

I never realized
how boring my hand is.

I'm not high at all.
Man, this sucks.

Guess I stockpiled all that
clean urine for nothing.

What now?
You wanna keep hanging out?

No, I'm good.

Hey, lady-killer.
Hey.

How about that Deborah?
She's not bad.

She's great, isn't she?

By any chance,
did she used to model?

Yeah, still does, actually.

Mainly just rockets
and airplanes,

but she started making the
cities from Game of Thrones,

and let me tell you,
they are sexy.

Wow, I like a woman
who's good with her hands.

She actually
doesn't use her hands.

She uses these tweezers.

Don't ruin it for me.

You know, I had a little experience
with an older woman myself.

Really?
Summer of '84.

It was a hot one,
as hot as a mother.

I was mowing lawns.

Had my shirt off, and my
pecs were just coming in.

Miss Kupfer invites me
in for an iced tea.

Long story short, if I hadn't
been allergic to olive bread,

anything could've happened.

My plans fell through,

so I'm gonna stick around
for dinner after all.

Oh, good, another person
stays for dinner.

I guess I'll just magically
create more food.

Magically create more food.

That's funny, man.

You're really funny.

So apparently it just
takes a little while

for the brownies to kick in.

Oh, now I get it.

Harris, what are you doing here?

I'm looking for Leigh.
Is she here?

Well, come on in.

Yeah, it'll only take a minute.

I'll speak from my heart,
just like you said,

and then if that doesn't work,
I'll read it off my hand.

Oh, man, I sweated it off.

Let me guess, Harris is
here for dinner too, huh?

Yeah, you can fix me a place.

Seriously? Food doesn't
grow on trees, you know.

This might not be the best time.

He's got his girlfriend
over for dinner.

Oh, way to rub it in, man.

Everybody has
a girlfriend but Harris.

You're gonna be proud of
him when you see her.

Check it out.
She is a stone-cold...

I hope it's okay if
my son stays for dinner.

...mom.

I'm sorry about this.

My babysitter bailed.

Apparently she had to pick her
boyfriend up from prison,

and I need a new babysitter.

Great to see you, Jake-y.
You can be my new helper.

Awesome.
Yes.

I guess everyone's
a helper these days.

She has a kid?

What the hell is he thinking?

Okay, okay,
so let me get this straight.

When Deborah was just
a statuesque beauty

with elegant features,
this was sexy and fun.

Right.
And now it's not,

because she's a mom.
Yes.

Because there is nothing fun
and sexy about being a mom.

Exactly.
Mmm-hmm.

No! Uh, no.

I mean, it's nothing
sexy for him.

For me...
Bring it on.

There's that Henry charm.

All I'm saying is, Ian can't
date a woman with a kid.

He's a kid himself.

Okay, welcome back
to common sense land.

All right, I'm gonna talk to
Deborah and just convince her

that this is a huge mistake.

And I'll talk to Ian
man-to-man, and...

If that doesn't work, I'll
promise him space camp.

Come on.
Pick up.

Pick up.

Hey, Eve!
Margot, hey.

Hey, uh, by any chance,

are you stoned
out of your gourd?

No, not at all.
No, I feel totally normal.

Then what good are you?

Excuse me, do you live here?

What?

You're gonna be fine.

Here's what you do.
You just don't talk.

No one can know you're high
if they can't hear you.

Wait, was I thinking that in my
head, or was I saying it out loud?

Please don't answer that.

I swear I will lose my mind
if you answer that.

Will you be having
soup this evening?

Well, aren't you adorable?

What are you talking about?
We're not having soup.

It's pretend soup.

Be careful.
It's hot.

You are too cute.

How is that cute?

Pretend soup
isn't even on the menu.

He's just a liar.

Hey, Leigh.
Hey, pal, what's up?

Nothing, buddy.

I just wanted to

give you a refill on that wine.

Oh, it's pretty full already.

Well, sometimes
a thing may seem full,

and then you realize there's
actually room for something more.

Ah.
Yeah.

I see what you're doing here.

You're busting my balls
for drinking too slow.

All right, bro.
Let's chug it out.

Yeah, two friends slamming
a really viscous port.

I have pretend cake.

Graham, that's an antique.

Give me that!

You saw all that?

I made a real fool
out of myself, didn't I?

That bad, huh?

Well, you know, it's not
that easy to come out

and tell somebody you love them.

I guess I'm scared that she
was gonna shoot me down,

but I'm probably worried
about nothing, right?

Wow, Eve, way to kick
a man when he's down.

Worst night.

And this is Ian
when he was a baby.

Yeah, that's 1996.

Speaking of, who did you vote
for for president that year?

Eventually, Deborah's going
to see how immature Ian is.

I thought I'd just help
speed that process along.

And this is where
your boyfriend sleeps.

He can't drive a car,
but he does sleep in one.

I know.
I've seen Ian's room.

I mean, not like that.

We always hook up
at my apartment.

I mean hang out,
not hook up like kids say.

Not that I hook up with a
lot of kids, or any kids.

Ian's not a kid.
He's a man.

Once again,
I don't hook up with kids.

Maybe we should
just change the subject?

Look, Mrs... Annie,

I know that this
must freak you out.

I can't imagine
what I would think

if my son started
dating an older woman.

I'd probably just assume she
was trying to seduce him

into murdering
her ex-husband.

What? That's crazy.

The truth is,

I have dated men my own age.

Ian is a breath of fresh air.

I know it seems kind of weird,

but I think we get each other,

and if it's okay with you, I'd
like to see where it goes.

Of course.

Thanks, mom.

Too soon.

Yeah, it's gonna
always be too soon.

Okay, Jake, you have the most
important job of the night.

You need to put a spoon
for these potatoes

on every plate.
Okay.

Graham, you are on napkin duty.

Napkin duty's for babies.

I can do the napkins
if you want.

Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?

Hey, champ, big night.
How you feeling?

Well, to be honest...
Great, great.

So how about that Jake? That
was a big surprise. Wasn't it?

He's a great kid, though, isn't he?
Look at him over there.

Were we ever that young?

Yes. Some of us recently.

You know, I took him to the
aquarium a few weeks ago.

You know what he asked me?

"Do fish dream?"
Isn't that something?

"Do fish dream?"

Whoa!

What if we're in
a fish's dream right now?

Don't wake up, fish.

The other morning,
Cat's In The Cradle

came on while I was at the gym,

and it was just waterworks.

The guy I was spotting,

I had tears
going into his mouth.

Ian, going to the aquarium
and crying in a guy's mouth,

that's all great,

but it doesn't make you ready for
this kind of responsibility.

I think I know
what I'm ready for.

How can you?
You're 19.

I'm telling you,
this isn't gonna work.

Well, that's just your opinion.

No, it's not just my opinion.

Your mother is
completely against this.

Okay, you guys, check it out.
Check it out.

Deb can do any movie
monologue backwards.

Okay, Braveheart, go.

No, I'm on the spot.
It feels weird.

"Freedom our take
never will they,

"but lives our take
may they will

"enemies our tell
and here back come."

Oh, you are a keeper.
She's a keeper, Ian.

Oh!

Some classic reverse psychology.

I thought we were a united
front on this Deborah thing.

Oh, I don't know. They really
seem to like each other.

Maybe she brings out a side of
Ian that we haven't seen yet.

I've seen every side of him

and most of them
get stuck in railings.

All right, well, he worked
very hard on this dinner.

Let's just let him
have a nice night.

Fine, I'll keep
my opinion to myself.

Here's a fun fact.

Did you know that Ian
is actually closer in age

to Jake than to Deborah?

What happened to keeping
your opinions to yourself?

It's not an opinion.
It's a fact. It's a fun fact.

Well, the food is great,

and the small portions,

they just really let
you savor every bite.

Thank you, sweetie.
Mmm.

It's kind of tense
in here, isn't it?

Is it... Is it me, or is
everyone acting weird?

What's weird? Nothing's weird.
Maybe you're weird.

Does anybody have a napkin?
I didn't get one.

I didn't either.
I've got four.

Jake did the napkins.
No, I didn't.

Maybe they're imaginary.

Graham, can't you be like your
slightly older brother and behave?

Oh.

Eve, the pot brownies worked.

I'm high as hell,

and I can't get
out of your building!

Uh, hey, everybody.

Pot brownies?

Harris is in love with Leigh.

What?
Don't listen to her.

She's high. And quit
nursing that port.

Mmm, so sweet.

Hey, who took my food?

You.

Okay, stop.
All right.

Hey.
Oh, okay, now.

Now, come on.
No, no!

Margot, you are
killing me right now.

You are killing me
with your dad's brownies.

Why didn't you tell the neighbor
to stop giving you those?

I wanted him to
think I was cool.

I can't feel my face!

Where's my tongue?

Everyone, just knock it off!

Graham, Jake,
would you stop fighting

and just be friends?

You both like Mario Kart
and sandwiches.

Margot, you're not dying.
Your tongue is in your mouth.

Eve, mom and dad
will deal with you later.

Aunt Leigh,
would you open your eyes?

It is obvious that Harris
is in love with you.

And for God's sake,
if you're going to attend

a dinner party in the future,

act like human beings and RSVP.

Now, we're all gonna sit down

and enjoy this nice tiny meal.

So what kind of
sandwiches are you into?

I like turkey and avocado.

Harris.

Harris, where are you going?

I should go home.
It was a crazy night.

And also, I'm starving.

All I had was some pretend soup

and a roll I got off the floor.

Well, good night.

I love you too.

What did you say?

I love you too.

You better not be
messing with me,

because my blood
sugar is very...

Oh, come on, Jake,
you cannot have your dessert

unless you drink your milk.

Your mom's right.
Milk makes you strong

and also gives you
a sweet mustache.

Oh, ho, ho!

I've got a milk beard.

Oh, whoa. Right down
the rabbit hole.

Milk does a body good.

Parenting can be scary.

You put so much love and
energy into raising your kids.

Then suddenly,
they're out in the world

making choices
you have no say in.

Oh, this reminds me
of the first time I...

Never did drugs.

I think I'm done with drugs.

Maybe next time
you should stay away

from eating 14 bags
of cheese puffs too.

Sometimes
they're the wrong choices.

You need someone to help dry?

You know, you were
really great back there.

There wasn't enough food.

No, I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking about the way
you handled everything.

Yeah, well,
I learned from the best.

I guess I keep forgetting
that you're an adult.

I should've just butted out.

You know, I was thinking
about what you said

about taking responsibility
and everything.

But sometimes
it turns out

they're actually
paying attention,

and as a parent,

those are the moments
you live for.

Couldn't have
said it better myself.

Well, actually, maybe
I should give it a try.

Yeah, room.

For both of us?

A little bit...
Well...