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Tom you took unauthorised
photos at the crime scene
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potentially
contaminating evidence.
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If this gets out
I'm in big trouble.
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- Hi, I'm Cooper.
- Great name.
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And I look forward to seeing
you again in a few hours.
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Glorious Gloria.
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Bonjour Simone.
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I have a proposition for you.
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[slow music]
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Hallelujah!
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Eh! Mind my bespoke buttonhole!
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[laughing]
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I want to press
that for posterity!
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Oh, God love our Sharon
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bringing all the presents
back from the wedding.
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She's the only one that
doesn't drink anymore.
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She's a slave to
that slimming club.
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[chuckles]
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Shall we open our prezzies?
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Oh, go on then. Right.
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This... Oh, lots of love.
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[scoffs]
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I'm in my 60s.
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Does she really think I've never
made a piece of toast before?
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No, it's retro. Like you.
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You're not wrong!
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Oh, look! She's left the
gift receipt in. Bless her.
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I'll trade it in for
some champagne!
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[chuckles]
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Right. This one.
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It's from your Theresa.
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Let's have a look.
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A personalised soap dispenser.
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Just what we need!
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Eh, did you see Theresa's face
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when she didn't
catch the bouquet?!
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I thought she was actually
going to lamp someone.
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[laughs]
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Oo, this looks nice.
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Whose it from?
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There's no gift card,
it must have fallen off.
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- Here, you open it.
- Okay.
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Ooh.
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A pouch.
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There's some age to them.
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You can tell by the paper.
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I'm not really up
on this sort of stuff though.
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I've never seen
anything like them.
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I wonder who they're from?
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It'll be one of my dealer mates.
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I'll ring round tomorrow.
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[clink]
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Did you hear that?
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No.
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Oh, no.
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I'm hearing things now.
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We'll make an early
start in the morning eh?
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Sounds good.
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I cant wait for
you to meet Jean.
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- You're gonna love her.
- I hope so.
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Because I haven't really liked any
of your other friends to be honest.
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Eh?
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I like just me and
you. Just the two of us.
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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Go on... Go and get me
some more champagne.
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I'm on it.
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[eerie music]
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[loud banging]
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[shatters]
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[George]Are you okay, darling?
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, my God! What happened?
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[theme music]
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♪ Do you remember
the first time ♪
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♪ That my eyes set on you ♪
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♪ Your smile came from nowhere ♪
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♪ For sometime never
or sometime soon ♪
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♪ The road is a long one ♪
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♪ I was only passing through ♪
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♪ I was only passing through ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Jean! How lovely to see you.
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So good to see you.
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Jean, this is my
new husband George.
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Husband! Gonna have
to get used to saying that.
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Oh, it's so lovely to meet you.
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Lovely to meet you too!
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Tell you what,
that is the last time
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I get a bus from the airport.
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That kid never stopped screaming
the whole journey, honestly.
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[laughing]
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- Wait a minute...what!
- Uh-oh.
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I'm getting straight on the
phone to that bus company.
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Look, I'm sure it
was an accident.
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- Looks deliberate to me!
- Oh, that's outrageous!
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Look, you can call on the way.
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My house is only round
the corner. Come on.
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- It's a new bag.
- We'll see about that.
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[suspenseful music]
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[instrumental music]
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[birds chirping]
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Here you go Darlings,
I hope you'll be comfy.
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Oh, it's lovely.
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- Look at that.
- Oh.
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No, doesn't look like they
have taken anything.
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Oh! That would
have be all you needed.
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Look at you going all Carmen
Miranda since living abroad.
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It's the south of France!
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Anyway it covers
a multitude of sins.
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Oh, I remember that!
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[Jean]Antiques fair, Skegness.
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I thought Id bagged myself
a lovely bit of Paige pottery.
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Until you put your glasses on.
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It was such a bad copy.
I had to have it!
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[phone vibrating]
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Ill never live that down!
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It's work, I should
probably take it.
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- Can you give me a minute?
- Oh, yeah. Of course.
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[phone buzzing]
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Bye, love.
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What happened?
I need to know everything.
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How long have you got, kid?
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Well, why don't we start
at the beginning.
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What happened
between you and Alan?
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Why did you break up?
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Well..
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You know he was getting
more and more New Age
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which I didn't mind at
all when it first started.
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Go on.
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But it all came to a head
when we got to Mallorca.
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- He wouldn't let us eat out.
- What?
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Said he would only eat foods
to awaken his soul.
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I mean, I tried me best, Jean
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but there's only
so many times you can have
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broccoli for breakfast.
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Oh, I'm really sorry, love.
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We just grew into
different people.
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We had 10 great years
and we're fine now.
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And actually he's been
great about George.
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So, where did you meet George?
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Antiques Do in Mayfair.
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He's a top Sommelier,
supplied the wine.
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That's handy.
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I know I'm punching
above my weight.
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I mean, it's only been
three months but
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I have never felt anything like
this before in my life, Jean.
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He seems to know
everything I'm thinking about.
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Hey, you are only here once.
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You should grab your
happiness with both hands.
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Yeah. Oh, it's great
to see you, Jean.
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And you, love.
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How was the wedding?
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I'm so sorry I couldn't make it.
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Don't be daft.
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My lot were all there of course.
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Anything for a free
drink as you know.
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And our Theresa's
had a perm that
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makes her look
like Kevin Keegan.
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[laughs]
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And we got some lovely
gifts, but the weirdest one
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were these creepy playing cards.
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I don't know who
gave them to us.
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I rang round all my
dealer mates who came
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but nobody would own up to them.
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Cool!
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Wow, they are old, aren't they?
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Not really my thing, but
my business partner'll know.
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Eh, but look at though!
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Jack of Clubs, first card out.
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- That is a sign of good luck.
- Yeah?
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Well, it wasn't much good luck
on my wedding night, was it?
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You know that
mirror in my pantry?
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Yeah.
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It fell down and nearly
chop me head off!
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Blimey! You didn't mention that!
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I know! It put the
fear of God into me!
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I bet it did. You alright now?
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- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Alright.
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Well, when George gets off the
phone I'll show you around here.
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Sounds great.
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[soft instrumental music]
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You need my wife to get to Jean?
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Yes.
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Well, I don't think Charlie's
gonna fall for a love letter.
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She hasn't been to visit
once over the past six months.
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Did you write down
exactly what I told you to?
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Yes.
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Well, if she still loves you,
she'll be back. I promise.
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Use your phone call
to tell me when she does
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and I'll tell you
what to ask next.
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And you still agree to my fee?
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Oh, I paid you well
last time, didn't I?
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Yeah.
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And to think I
was scared of you.
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[chuckles softly]
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Oh, you should be.
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[bell rings]
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[distant chatter]
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[soft instrumental music]
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Yeah, massive bells.
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I can see why
you live here, Jean.
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Yeah, it's beautiful but
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it's about the people really.
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When Rory died there wasn't
much to keep me in Manchester.
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In fact, you're the first
people I've shown around here.
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[laughs]
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- I must be selling.
- Yeah.
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Uh, do you fancy going
over to see my shop?
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- Yeah. Definitely.
- It's only down here.
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- That's a massive church.
- They love a big church here.
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Charlie must have nipped out!
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Oh!
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Wow!
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This place is amazing, Jean.
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Well, we're getting there.
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Ooh!
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Nice bit of Kintsugi
going on there.
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- May I?
- Yeah.
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What's Kintsugi?
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Well, Kin means golden
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and Tsugi mean to join.
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So, literally to join with gold.
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The story goes that when
a 15th century shogun
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that broke his favourite
tea bowl
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when it was repaired
it was with awful metal pins
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so craftsmen filled all the
cracks with golden lacquer.
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Yeah, so the cracks are seen
as beauty elements.
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The philosophy being that
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we should embrace
our imperfections.
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And think carefully
before we discard something
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just because it's broken.
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Like you did George
when you married me.
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[all laughs]
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Ooh!
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- Now, I like this.
- Oo.
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So that's got pink and
turquoise opals on the handle.
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Mm.
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I made a bomb out
of a black opal
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when I was travelling
across Australia.
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Oh.
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I'd like to buy this for you.
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As a wedding gift.
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Thanks Love but don't get
me wrong but I don't want it.
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I don't mean to be
ungrateful.
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It's just I'm a bit
superstitious about Opals.
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Play of the colours,
ever changing.
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I just don't trust them.
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Oh. Suit yourself.
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Well, Id like to buy
it, I think it's lovely.
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Well, to you, it is free.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, before I forget.
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Can you leave those cards
for Charlie to have a look at?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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- Here they are.
- Oh.
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They must be French because
they are in the Rouen style
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which was banned from being
imported to England in 1628.
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The English ones
were much cruder.
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There's a shock!
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Charlie'll know.
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I'm starving.
Lets go to the pub.
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[intriguing music]
263
00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:42,870
I can safely say
there is nothing
264
00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,630
mechanically
wrong with your car.
265
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,220
Ah, thanks Glo. I've
was so worried about it.
266
00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,810
We just cant afford for
the car to break down.
267
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:53,780
Ah, but I did find
these little fellers.
268
00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:56,300
The noise was these
rolling about under the seat!
269
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,890
Oh! You found them!
270
00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:02,350
Are they your little nephews
from when he stayed?
271
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:06,860
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
It is Jack's. Thank you.
272
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:08,760
I'll have a sparkling water.
273
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:12,760
- On the house.
- Thank you very much.
274
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,870
There's more carbs on that
plate than I've eaten in a year.
275
00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:19,190
I try to keep myself trim for
George but that ship sailed.
276
00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:20,840
- Nothing like Alan, eh?
- Nah.
277
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,020
Is it true that you actually
ate broccoli for breakfast?
278
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,540
We ate it, we
drank it, in fact there
279
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,270
wasn't much we
didn't do with it.
280
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:29,400
Alright?
281
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,720
No! Not like that!
282
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,820
- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks love.
283
00:13:36,020 --> 00:13:37,340
Here you go.
284
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:43,350
And one more of the same.
285
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,590
Enjoy your lunch and if you need
286
00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,420
anything else,
don't hesitate to ask.
287
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,490
Oh, Nial, let me introduce you.
288
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:52,670
This is one of my
dearest friends, David
289
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:55,640
and this is his new
husband George.
290
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,670
Lovely to meet you both.
291
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,120
I've forgotten your
cutlery, just a minute.
292
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,780
Oh, Niall, come here.
293
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,210
Who's that with Jean?
294
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,830
Old mate of hers.
295
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,830
Him and his fellow
have just got married.
296
00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,730
Aw! Nice.
297
00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:25,560
Yes, love is indeed in the
air at the moment. Isn't it?
298
00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:30,020
- You are so obvious.
- What?
299
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:33,570
I didn't know Cooper
was a taxi driver.
300
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,880
What are you talking about?
301
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,130
I've known you for
20 years Dominic
302
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:41,560
and you have always been very
transparent and a rubbish liar.
303
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,470
Thank you very much.
304
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,010
So, how's it going with you two?
305
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,940
Great. I really like him.
306
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,030
Someone to do nothing with.
307
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,430
What?
308
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:54,980
Me and you once said
309
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,710
it wasn't about finding
someone to do something with
310
00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:59,730
it was about finding someone
to do nothing with.
311
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:01,160
Do you remember?
312
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:05,340
Yeah. Yeah, I do, yeah.
313
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,060
I think you'll really
like him Dom.
314
00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,930
Well, he has got
excellent taste in women
315
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,730
so I'm sure I will. Come here.
316
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:16,240
Aw, Dom! Thanks, love.
317
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,520
- Happy for you love.
- Thanks.
318
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,560
- Voila!
- Oh, thank you!
319
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,800
I thought we deserved a treat.
320
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,430
Now, this is especially
for you George.
321
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,600
Being a top Sommelier.
322
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,600
Come on, George, what is it?
323
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,500
It's er...er....
324
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,680
Chateau Simone Rouge.
325
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,710
Of course!
326
00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:41,570
Oh, wow! Thank you so
much. That's very kind.
327
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:44,160
Don't be fooled George,
she is gagging for a glass.
328
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,680
Oh, I am.
329
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:49,540
Eh, after this do you boys
mind going for an explore?
330
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,720
I just have got loads
of admin to do.
331
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,030
I'm dying for an explore!
332
00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:54,860
It's like Disneyland round here.
333
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,030
I haven't seen so many
antiques on display
334
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,860
since my mothers Am Dram group
did The Lion King.
335
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,550
[laughing]
336
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,210
[soft instrumental music]
337
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:35,040
Jean?
338
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,520
Jean?
339
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:39,700
Where did they get
these cards from?
340
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,220
They were a wedding present.
341
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:42,770
From who?
342
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:45,220
They couldn't
find the gift card.
343
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,950
What's the matter?
344
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:48,740
Look at the Queen.
345
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:52,410
Each card of the Queen has
the mark of a winged serpent.
346
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:55,260
That means they were
made for La Voisin herself.
347
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,470
- Who?
- You don't know La Voisin?
348
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,860
The French Sorceress?
Burned at the stake?
349
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,310
Mm. Like many innocent
women before her.
350
00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,680
Ah non!
351
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,230
There was nothing
innocent about La Voisin.
352
00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:09,830
She was evil
through and through.
353
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,870
You have heard of
Laffaire des poisons
354
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:13,730
during the reign
of King Louis XIV?
355
00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:15,970
Yeah, I do. That rings a bell.
356
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,420
Remind me.
357
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,150
Many fortune-tellers
and alchemists
358
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:23,260
were suspected
of selling not only divinations
359
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,920
séances and aphrodisiacs
360
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,330
but also "inheritance powders."
361
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:32,600
- Inheritance powders?
- Poisons.
362
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,020
They were rounded up and tried.
363
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,880
La Voisins testimony implicated
364
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,500
mistress of the king
365
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,680
who claimed she had
performed black masses with her.
366
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,410
- Black masses?
- Oui.
367
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:47,340
La Voisin was convicted
of witchcraft and
368
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,650
poisoning and
burnt in public on
369
00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:53,520
the Place de
Grève Paris in 1680.
370
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,550
And you think the cards
371
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,730
actually belonged to her?
372
00:17:57,930 --> 00:18:00,770
The winged serpent proves it.
373
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:04,410
Oh, Jean, these
are very, very rare.
374
00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:07,500
And very, very cursed.
375
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,330
Ball park?
376
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,670
Thousands?
Depending on the buyer.
377
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:14,330
Wow. That's some wedding
present.
378
00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,750
They need to find the gift card.
379
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,540
Did you hear what I said Jean?
380
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,850
They carry a curse.
381
00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:20,990
Yeah. Curses.
382
00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:22,920
[instrumental music]
383
00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,830
[phone ringing]
384
00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:30,620
Oh, you beauty.
385
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,730
Hi, Maggie!
386
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,870
Oh, thanks for getting
back so quickly...
387
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:41,120
Well, it's a bit of a funny
story, actually.
388
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,980
My friend David got married.
389
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:45,950
And he got the cards
as a wedding present.
390
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:51,440
No, not Jewellery David...no...
391
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,370
Ceramic David.
392
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,510
Well, I've just found out
393
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,390
they belonged to
a mad French witch.
394
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:04,740
Yeah, La Voison. Yeah.
395
00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,160
First person I thought of
was you.
396
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:11,230
Because you like the
supernatural and all that.
397
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:14,100
Do you think you
can shift them for me?
398
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:15,690
[gasps]
399
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:18,310
Oh, Maggie that's fantastic.
400
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:19,620
[laughing]
401
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,690
[indistinct chatter]
402
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,320
Yeah very strange ring.
403
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,180
[shouts in foreign language]
404
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:35,050
Ah!
405
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,640
George?
406
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,740
[thug shouts in
foreign language]
407
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,850
[breathing heavily]
408
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:45,850
[instrumental music]
409
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:48,060
[Caron]Thank you
for your statement, George.
410
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:50,490
I don't know about you, darling,
but I could do with a brandy.
411
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,860
Yeah.
412
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,350
So, David, what do you remember?
413
00:19:58,550 --> 00:19:59,880
I'll try my best officer but
414
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,250
I'm a bit of a mess
to be honest.
415
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,770
Take your time.
416
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:08,050
Erm... We were
walking down the street
417
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,570
when this man came out
of nowhere, screaming...
418
00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:13,740
That must've bee
terrifying, love.
419
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,200
Could you describe
what the man looked like?
420
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,650
As George has already said.
421
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,580
His face was covered,
we didn't see anything!
422
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,140
He's got to ask, love.
423
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,480
I know it's hard.
But just do your best.
424
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,110
Sorry, I, erm...
425
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,520
He came at me.
426
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,520
So, you are sure he
came at you alone?
427
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,730
George says he
came at both of you?
428
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:40,530
Yeah, yeah. He came,
he came at both of us.
429
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:43,810
I've never been more scared
in my entire life.
430
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,670
I can completely understand.
431
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,680
Have you any idea what
he was screaming at you?
432
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,780
No! It was all in French!
433
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,260
I knew I should have
paid more attention at school.
434
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:59,510
I think that is enough for now.
435
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,790
- Thank you for your statements.
- Thank you.
436
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:07,450
St. Victoire is a small town,
I'm sure we will catch them.
437
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:09,010
Yeah, that's good to know.
Thanks.
438
00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:12,210
- I will be in touch.
- Thanks, Andre.
439
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:24,200
They've had such bad luck since
he got here. I'm so embarrassed.
440
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,690
Have you got any leads?
441
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:27,650
We do have someone who
says he saw what happened
442
00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,520
but he had had a good few drinks
443
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,180
so I don't know
how reliable he is.
444
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:35,390
It doesn't quite fit with
Georges version of events.
445
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:36,630
What did he say?
446
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,320
Well, he says that
the cyclist seemed
447
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,870
to steer right into
David's attacker.
448
00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:43,950
Of course, it all
happened so fast.
449
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:45,910
Surely, if that was
the case he would have
450
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,540
stayed around to
see if Dave was okay.
451
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:49,920
You know, made himself known?
452
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:52,640
Yes, that's what I thought.
453
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,750
He's got it wrong clearly.
454
00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:57,410
Go back to your friends,
I'll keep asking around.
455
00:21:57,610 --> 00:22:01,100
- We will do everything we can.
- Thank you.
456
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,680
[sighs]
457
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,560
Caron is a good copper.
458
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,520
I'm sure he'll do
everything he can.
459
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,730
He seems really nice.
460
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,510
I feel terrible.
461
00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,360
I just froze.
462
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,360
I should have helped.
463
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,980
It's okay, love.
464
00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,950
It was a bit like closing
time when I was a kid.
465
00:22:21,150 --> 00:22:22,640
[chuckles]
466
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,510
Thank God that cyclist was
passing, I owe them a drink!
467
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:29,390
Oh! David, I do have
some good news.
468
00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:30,590
Go on.
469
00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:33,060
Charlie had a
look at your cards.
470
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,690
That's nice of her.
471
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:35,820
Well.
472
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,590
She reckons they
were specifically made
473
00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:41,420
for a 17th Century French witch
474
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:44,830
who was done for poisoning
and burnt at the stake.
475
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,180
She says they're worth
thousands to the right buyer!
476
00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:51,670
17th Century French witch?
477
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,190
Do you mean La Voison?
478
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:55,470
Yeah! That's her.
479
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:56,980
Did she say anything else?
480
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,610
Well, she said
they carry a curse
481
00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,890
but that's not your problem
once you sell 'em, is it?
482
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:03,990
A curse? Jean!
483
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:07,240
It's been nothing but bad luck
since I opened those cards.
484
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,370
Oh, David...
485
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,650
I told you, before we left
486
00:23:10,850 --> 00:23:12,930
that mirror nearly
chopped my head off,
487
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,970
and then the bag
was slashed and then
488
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:17,730
somebody tried
to knife me in the street!
489
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,800
That is all awful, love, but
490
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,700
what's that got to do
with a pack of cards?
491
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:27,670
Jean, it could have
everything to do with the cards.
492
00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,740
I mean, that mirror had
been on the wall for 10 years.
493
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:34,300
Why did it fall then,
at that precise moment?
494
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,640
Exactly!
495
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,510
I've just had a thought.
496
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:42,200
The slash mark on your bag
497
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,270
it's in the shape of a letter V.
498
00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:47,550
[David]I'm getting straight on
the phone to that bus company.
499
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:50,240
Look I'm sure it
was an accident.
500
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,180
Yes!
501
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:54,210
It's the witch isn't it?
502
00:23:54,410 --> 00:23:56,320
She's tying to make me go mad.
503
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,700
Oh, come on, David!
504
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,840
We trade in provenance.
505
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,120
Not superstition.
506
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,330
Our spiritual journey
has opened David up somewhat.
507
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,640
Sorry?
508
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,850
We got married in
a Spiritualist Church.
509
00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,780
Maybe that's why you're being
so sensitive at the moment
510
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:16,860
because you're
channelling dark energy.
511
00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,380
Yes.
512
00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,720
It's the witch, isn't it?
513
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,550
She's trying to communicate.
514
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:27,590
Oh, come on. Curses?
515
00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:30,690
- It's just twisted psychology.
- Sorry?
516
00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:35,630
Seeing patterns in random
events where there are none.
517
00:24:39,430 --> 00:24:41,290
I think I'll have a brandy.
518
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,710
[instrumental music]
519
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,750
[crickets chirping]
520
00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:57,830
[snoring]
521
00:25:06,110 --> 00:25:07,800
[beep]
522
00:25:09,390 --> 00:25:10,940
[dramatic music]
523
00:25:14,530 --> 00:25:16,050
It's her!
524
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,260
It's her! It's her!
525
00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:22,160
La Voisin. In the mirror!
526
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,510
[dramatic music]
527
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,380
[sighs]
528
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:36,970
[eerie music]
529
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,330
[hens clucking]
530
00:26:00,030 --> 00:26:02,580
I think we should
burn them to a cinder.
531
00:26:02,780 --> 00:26:04,240
Don't you think we should
find out the facts
532
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,660
before we go setting fire to
potentially thousands of pounds?
533
00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:10,040
I saw her, Jean.
534
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,640
Last night in the mirror.
She's coming to get me.
535
00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:14,500
Who is?
536
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,280
La Voisin!
537
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:18,600
The witch.
538
00:26:19,430 --> 00:26:23,380
The facts are, Jean, she
will not stop until I'm dead.
539
00:26:25,580 --> 00:26:27,350
Can I make a suggestion?
540
00:26:29,410 --> 00:26:31,650
Now, what would Oprah say?
541
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,240
Oh, yeah.
542
00:26:37,310 --> 00:26:39,180
When you don't know
what to do, do nothing.
543
00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:43,150
So, why don't you
two do just that?
544
00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:45,840
What do you mean?
545
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,600
I'll go to work.
546
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,740
I'll get a second
opinion on the cards
547
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,090
and you just stay here
and relax.
548
00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:57,470
I think that's a great idea.
549
00:26:57,670 --> 00:26:58,990
Yeah.
550
00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:01,170
It is. Thanks, Jean.
551
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:02,890
That's my pleasure.
552
00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,580
Take those things with you.
553
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,470
And help yourselves
to anything you want.
554
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,910
Listen...
555
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:14,250
It's me. Jean.
556
00:27:14,450 --> 00:27:16,180
I'm right here for you.
557
00:27:19,210 --> 00:27:20,640
Thanks, Jean.
558
00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:22,160
[chuckles softly]
559
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,190
[ominous music]
560
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,200
I'm just gonna go
make some calls.
561
00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:49,740
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah I'm fine.
562
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:51,700
I'll make us some
brunch when I'm done.
563
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,500
- You just stay there.
- Thanks, love.
564
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:56,460
[tense music]
565
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:13,000
[engine revving]
566
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,460
[exhales]
567
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,900
Jean. I'd like to apologise
for my oversight.
568
00:28:29,790 --> 00:28:31,380
Oversight?
569
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:33,490
[clears throat]
570
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:35,180
Jean...
571
00:28:36,380 --> 00:28:37,830
Jean.
572
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,460
Please, can we be friends again?
573
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:45,320
I sound like a ten year old.
574
00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:51,220
I have really missed you.
575
00:28:52,810 --> 00:28:54,880
[bass music]
576
00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:03,340
[groaning]
577
00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:07,730
[muffled screaming]
578
00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:09,030
[grunting]
579
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:13,000
[running footsteps]
580
00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:17,180
Come on, Dom. You can do this.
581
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:19,040
[dramatic music]
582
00:29:26,050 --> 00:29:27,060
Alan!
583
00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:29,540
- You know him?
- That's his ex.
584
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:36,760
Hi, I'm Dom. Jean's mate.
585
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,750
Alan is behind bars
awaiting questioning.
586
00:29:39,950 --> 00:29:41,140
As soon as there
is any update
587
00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,870
Caron's gonna give us a call.
588
00:29:43,270 --> 00:29:44,450
What happened?
589
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,660
I would never have believed this
590
00:29:46,860 --> 00:29:49,040
but I think Alan
was out to get you.
591
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,740
I think he was stalking you.
592
00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:52,990
Oh, my God.
593
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,330
- Thanks, Dom.
- You're welcome.
594
00:29:56,530 --> 00:29:58,920
- You alright?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
595
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,020
It's good job you were here.
596
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,570
Is it?
597
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:08,170
No offence, Jean,
but we've given our statements
598
00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:10,580
and I want
David out of here, now.
599
00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:12,070
Uh, don't you think
you should wait to--
600
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:14,280
Waiting around to find
what kind of maniac Alan is?
601
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,660
I think it's pretty clear.
602
00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:20,320
I have booked a hire car,
it should be here any minute.
603
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,700
We won't be staying.
604
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:25,630
My partner of 10 years
was trying to kill me!
605
00:30:25,830 --> 00:30:27,630
We are going to Marseilles
606
00:30:27,830 --> 00:30:29,690
and we're gonna
begin our honeymoon.
607
00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:30,980
Are you sure?
608
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:32,160
[car honking]
609
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,090
And that will be the hire car.
610
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,610
Oh, well, it's a bit
sudden but, um, I suppose--
611
00:30:38,810 --> 00:30:40,820
- You ready, darling?
- Yeah.
612
00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:45,960
- Bye, love.
- Bye.
613
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:57,420
Jean, when you get this
message, can you get down here?
614
00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,360
He says I am an
oppressor of the state
615
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,670
and he does not
recognise my authority.
616
00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:04,770
He says he will
only speak with you.
617
00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:07,050
Please hurry.
618
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:10,090
If there is anything you
need just let me know, okay?
619
00:31:10,290 --> 00:31:11,570
Thanks, Jean.
620
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,990
- Love you, kid.
- Oh, I love you too.
621
00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:19,250
Well it's... It's
lovely to meet you.
622
00:31:20,270 --> 00:31:21,720
Look after each other, eh?
623
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,030
Thanks, Jean.
624
00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:24,620
And thank you.
625
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:26,450
Pleasure.
626
00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,180
[sighs]
627
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:32,280
[car engine starts]
628
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,040
[sombre music]
629
00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:46,850
[Jean]And you expect
me to believe that?
630
00:31:47,050 --> 00:31:49,650
You have to believe me
if you want David to live.
631
00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:51,540
Jean, I have been
following David
632
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:53,410
to protect him from George.
633
00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:55,510
Why does he need
protecting from George?
634
00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:58,030
When we broke up
I was devastated.
635
00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:00,620
But I left it in the
hands of the Universe.
636
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,420
Then a friend came
to me with evidence
637
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,660
that David was going to
be Georges third husband.
638
00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:06,520
The two previous
husbands had died
639
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,730
within months of marrying him.
640
00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:09,980
What evidence?
641
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:13,530
The marriage and the
death certificates.
642
00:32:13,730 --> 00:32:16,330
I've been watching
David to protect him.
643
00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:18,870
He'd never have believed
me if I'd have told him.
644
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:20,780
He's changed
645
00:32:21,770 --> 00:32:24,990
he's just completely
obsessed by him.
646
00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:28,270
The morning of the wedding,
George was the last one out.
647
00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:30,130
I watched him go
back into the pantry
648
00:32:30,330 --> 00:32:31,720
and tamper with the mirror.
649
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,590
He balanced the mirror
right on the edge of the door.
650
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:38,800
I knew that was for
David and David alone.
651
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,700
David was the first one into
the pantry when they got back.
652
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:44,600
To save him, I didn't
know what to do
653
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,670
so I just started
banging on the window
654
00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:52,500
and it was enough to stop him
walking underneath the mirror.
655
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:56,950
When I got here I hired
a bike and I followed him.
656
00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:58,300
I didn't know
what was gonna happen
657
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,610
but I knew something would.
658
00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:02,650
And sure enough it did.
659
00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:05,550
George must have paid
for that thug to knife David
660
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,790
so I knocked him to the ground.
661
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,590
[distant shouting]
662
00:33:14,930 --> 00:33:16,590
And the cushion?
663
00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:18,600
I was watching through
the patio window
664
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,700
and George came behind
David with the cushion.
665
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:25,360
I forced my way in and
punched him in the face.
666
00:33:28,050 --> 00:33:30,120
If this is all true
667
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,640
why didn't you just tell David
668
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,300
that George was
trying to kill him?
669
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,650
Because he would
never have believed me.
670
00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:38,010
George has been gaslighting him.
671
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:39,950
Well...
672
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:43,410
He's certainly not
been his self lately.
673
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,450
Come on, Jean.
674
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,210
Two weddings and
the corresponding
675
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,700
death certificates
within months?
676
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:55,360
I'm telling you,
David is in grave danger.
677
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,090
I believe you.
678
00:33:58,050 --> 00:33:59,660
Caron?
679
00:34:00,770 --> 00:34:03,310
- Did you hear all that?
- Oui.
680
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:07,030
We need to find David. Now.
681
00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:08,820
They're on their
way to Marseilles.
682
00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:11,060
There are two roads
to Marseilles.
683
00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,480
[grunts]
684
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,890
[suspenseful music]
685
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,660
Dom, I need your help.
686
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:25,420
Why are we stopping here?
687
00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:26,940
You know I've got vertigo.
688
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:29,840
You were feeling car sick
because you hadn't eaten.
689
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,810
You know what you're
like on an empty stomach.
690
00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:33,500
I can't eat.
691
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:37,090
You need to pull
yourself together.
692
00:34:37,290 --> 00:34:39,920
I'm sorry, I'm still in shock.
693
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,020
Alan trying to kill me.
694
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:43,850
Those cursed cards.
695
00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:46,510
We'll flog these in
Marseilles. Get rid of them.
696
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,740
Hopefully they'll
make thousands.
697
00:34:49,990 --> 00:34:52,790
Fancy us thinking
that those cards were cursed
698
00:34:52,990 --> 00:34:54,620
when it was Alan
trying to kill you.
699
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:56,790
I still think
the cards are cursed.
700
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,940
You know you sound mad?
701
00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:03,290
Eh?
702
00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:05,740
Seeing ghosts, cursed cards.
703
00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:07,390
You sound like a child.
704
00:35:07,590 --> 00:35:09,010
George?
705
00:35:11,770 --> 00:35:14,160
Put that thing away.
You know I cant stand opals.
706
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,820
[tense music]
707
00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:19,510
George, if this is
meant to be kinky
708
00:35:19,710 --> 00:35:21,950
it's not doing it for me.
709
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,580
Always the joker.
710
00:35:24,780 --> 00:35:25,960
- Get up.
- George...
711
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,720
Get up!
712
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,580
[intense music]
713
00:35:34,410 --> 00:35:35,790
[upbeat music]
714
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:41,150
By the way, I'm desperate,
you're not forgiven yet.
715
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,910
Thanks for your help, Dom.
716
00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:46,150
I knew there was something
dodgy about him
717
00:35:46,350 --> 00:35:48,980
when he didn't know what wine
I'd bought them in La Couronne.
718
00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:52,670
Top wine expert my foot.
719
00:35:52,870 --> 00:35:55,160
So, he gets these fellows
720
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,400
marries them
and then bumps them off?
721
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,440
I know, it's hideous
722
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,650
but he moves around
so much they just
723
00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:03,510
can't pin anything on him.
724
00:36:03,710 --> 00:36:06,720
Blimey, that's a bold
career choice, isn't it?
725
00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,800
Just move that
wing mirror for us, Jean?
726
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,080
[engine revving]
727
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,110
[gasps]
728
00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:18,390
That's how he did it!
729
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:19,600
Did what?
730
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,150
Made the infamous
La Voisin appear
731
00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:24,670
in my spare bedroom mirror.
732
00:36:24,870 --> 00:36:28,610
I put a black shawl on top of
the dresser to hide a heat mark.
733
00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:31,680
Ironically you cant get a decent
French polisher over here.
734
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,990
You cant move for
them in Stockport.
735
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:34,440
Go on.
736
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,510
Anyway, I found the shawl
under one of the pillows
737
00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:40,450
when I was making
their bed up this morning.
738
00:36:40,650 --> 00:36:43,550
He must have precisely
positioned the mirror
739
00:36:43,750 --> 00:36:46,040
put on the shawl,
looked in the mirror,
740
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,350
woke David up,
scared him to death
741
00:36:48,550 --> 00:36:50,140
then pretended
to wake up himself
742
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,830
to comfort him.
743
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,940
You better put your foot down.
744
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,570
- It won't make any difference.
- It won't make any difference.
745
00:36:56,770 --> 00:36:58,390
Only got one speed, this...
746
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,640
Your cards?
747
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,850
- But why?
- To send you mad.
748
00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:09,680
Send me mad?
749
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,060
What are you talking about?
750
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:13,390
The cards, the mirror.
751
00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:14,920
The luggage.
752
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,170
It was all me.
753
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:22,070
Do you know, you will
be my third husband.
754
00:37:22,270 --> 00:37:23,450
Deceased.
755
00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:25,370
Third husband?
756
00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:28,310
George, what... Please...
757
00:37:28,510 --> 00:37:30,670
I've already found my
fourth. Over here actually.
758
00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:32,490
You've gotta move around.
759
00:37:32,690 --> 00:37:34,200
It really is all too easy.
760
00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:36,700
I thought we were in love.
761
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,680
You made me leave Alan.
762
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,780
I changed my life for you.
763
00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:44,130
Yes and thank you
for that but...
764
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,820
Now, you're just a mad
old man with vertigo.
765
00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:51,970
[voice breaking] I tried
to save David but he...
766
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,620
The vertigo just got
too much for him.
767
00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:56,490
I think it was all the
stress that Alan put him under.
768
00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:57,970
It really is too easy.
769
00:37:58,170 --> 00:37:59,380
[dramatic music]
770
00:37:59,770 --> 00:38:01,620
George... Please...
771
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:03,770
Don't do this.
772
00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:06,120
Please, I-I-I am begging you.
773
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,980
Oh, your pleading's
getting boring now.
774
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,710
One more step.
775
00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:12,570
George! No!
776
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,470
Nobody calls me boring.
777
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,620
Oh!
778
00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:23,030
[sirens wailing at distance]
779
00:38:28,790 --> 00:38:31,000
[instrumental music]
780
00:38:54,650 --> 00:38:56,890
[string music]
781
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,750
[indistinct chatter]
782
00:39:21,950 --> 00:39:24,500
[instrumental music]
783
00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:39,000
[Jean]Blimey!
784
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,970
They've got a lot
to talk about, haven't they?
785
00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:43,940
Yeah. Yes, they have.
786
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,800
[soft music]
787
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,980
I knew it wasn't you.
788
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,770
Liar!
789
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,570
We had some great times,
didn't we?
790
00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:59,330
Do you remember
when we found that Andy Warhol
791
00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:01,090
painting in me Aunty
Dee Dees garage.
792
00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:02,370
How could I forget?
793
00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:04,130
You took it to Sotheby's
in a bin bag
794
00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:06,160
and sold it for six grand.
795
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,470
[laughs]
796
00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:09,680
She moved to San
Francisco last week.
797
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,580
Said she was never
the same after you
798
00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,580
lent her a copy of
Tales Of The City.
799
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:16,520
She's 89 with one lung and
half a hip, who insured her?
800
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,280
No insurance?
801
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,420
She stuck two fingers up to the
system and did what she wanted.
802
00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,070
Just like you.
803
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:27,360
We've both changed, haven't we?
804
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,010
Yeah.
805
00:40:29,210 --> 00:40:33,570
The bloke I met was first in the
queue for chips, curry and rice.
806
00:40:33,770 --> 00:40:35,630
That's certainly not me anymore.
807
00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:37,080
No.
808
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,780
Thanks for looking
out for me, Alan.
809
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,960
For being there.
810
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:44,720
I just wish you'd told me.
811
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,860
And would you have believed me?
812
00:40:47,060 --> 00:40:48,550
No.
813
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,000
I cant half pick them, cant I?
814
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,690
The love of my life ends up
loving broccoli more than me
815
00:40:54,890 --> 00:40:58,280
so I marry the first
psycho I clap me eyes on.
816
00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,730
[chuckles]
817
00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:04,500
Hear you made up with, Glo?
818
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:06,190
I didn't know we'd fallen out.
819
00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:08,880
Well, she said that you weren't
answering her calls or texts.
820
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,500
Ah, well...
821
00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:13,440
A little bit gutted she didn't
mention that taxi driver thing.
822
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,610
Well, she didn't know he was
one before he asked her out.
823
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:18,720
Yeah, that's what she said.
824
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:23,550
And even if she did, would
it have made a difference?
825
00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:25,000
Um, I don't know.
826
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,800
I'm just a little bit
worried this town
827
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,660
aunt big enough
for the both of us.
828
00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:30,830
[scoffs loudly]
Yes, yes, I know.
829
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,660
That makes me sound
like I'm in a Western.
830
00:41:32,860 --> 00:41:37,150
Funny that, so does Cooper
because he is actually American.
831
00:41:37,350 --> 00:41:40,740
See! I told you he was a cowboy!
832
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:43,810
Dom, thanks for today.
833
00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:45,730
You were a proper superhero.
834
00:41:46,850 --> 00:41:49,540
Listen, Jean, the
reason I came round...
835
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:52,650
Yes, why were you here
when you caught Alan?
836
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:54,250
Well, look, I...
837
00:41:54,450 --> 00:41:55,570
I just wanted to say how deeply
838
00:41:55,770 --> 00:41:57,640
sorry I am for
betraying your trust.
839
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,020
- Don't--
- No, no, no Jean, please.
840
00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:02,190
Let me finish.
841
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:04,230
I've proper missed you
and I'm dead mad at meself.
842
00:42:04,430 --> 00:42:06,020
[string music]
843
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,510
Come here.
844
00:42:23,830 --> 00:42:25,730
[Charlie]Bonjour Simone.
845
00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:27,800
[door closes]
846
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,490
[laughs]
847
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:33,770
[theme music]
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