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Guess what this is
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some kind of pirate radio setup.
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I guess the arc baby gave it away.
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Hey Greg, guess what this is?
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-I have no idea.
-It's a complete two watt radio station.
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We thought this would be fun for Dharma
to play with while she was recuperating.
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This helped me through the summer of 82
when I couldn't leave the house.
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-Remember that Dharma?
-Sure.
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The air was too thick
and the ground was too soft.
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Sure, 82.
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Hey, you want to do a radio show with me?
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We could beat the
D stir in the G man on the big rock weasel.
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I don't think so Dharma.
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That kind of attitude is going
to ruin rocktober G-man.
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You guys realize this is against the law,
you have to have a license
from the FCC to broadcast.
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This is pretty small time, Greg.
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But Dharma, if you do get caught
don't panic and try to flush the equipment.
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First of all that was an illegal cable box...
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and I was trying to hide it
behind the toilet it fell in.
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Then when it dried out we got show time.
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Nermeen Roshdy
+971561234154
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Season 5 _ Episode 3
Papa was almost a Rolling Stone
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Enjoy the watching!
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You're listening to radio Dharma.
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All Dharma all the time. You give me
22 minutes I'll give you the Dharma.
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Radio Dharma!
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Morning Greg. Morning Marcy.
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I'm a wacky sidekick.
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I see, you guys really think
anybody's listening?
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Yeah, tons of people.
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We checked you could pick us up
all the way down to the laundromat.
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That's right, it's the all wrap
and all rock and mega music station
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where you get weather on the half hour
traffic on the ones and continuous
music, music, music!
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I'm gonna get some coffee coffee coffee.
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All right and back to our contest question.
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Would you rather be hit
on the fire or have a on your
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again, our number is 8-5-7-2-3-4.
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Wow! Dharma, we have a caller.
We have a caller.
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You're on the air,
please turn down your radio.
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Hi, this is Dave, I love your show.
I'm a long time listener first time caller.
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What?!
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Could you play some Springsteen?
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I would love to but we only have the reel-to-reel
hooked up so our selection is limited.
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Abby and Dharma seeing wheels on the bus.
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Check this out.
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It's a tape of my father's band rehearsing,
I never knew he recorded anything.
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Get here, get here
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and the moody blues recorded
off the mike Douglas show august 5th 1972.
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Wow 72 that's when peter frampton
was with the moody blues let's hear that.
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Peter frampton never sang
with the moody blues. He sure did dude.
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You're out of your mind.
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The opinions of my husband Greg
do not necessarily reflect
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those of the station,
the management or my wacky sidekick.
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Ok, 1972 Moody Blue, seven sojourn.
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No Peter Frampton, got the CD right here.
CD's not gonna help you, dude.
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They removed his name when
they reissued it contractual reasons.
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That is a load of ball.
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Greg, we are on the air.
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All right this is some very exciting
radio people frampton or no frampton.
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You be the judge. Here are the blues
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the wheels on the bus go round and round.
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-Greg we should go
if we're going to get 18 in.
-Hold on.
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Yes 72 moody blues no frampton.
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Well there you have it.
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Hey, hold on! What is this? Wait wait.
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Wow!
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-That's not mine.
-No, it's mine.
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I've been looking for this for
20 years. They don't make these anymore.
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That's just a damn shame. Look at that,
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it been rolled up in a ball all this time
not a wrinkle.
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The fish around in that box Greg, there should
be a pair of burnt orange hush puppies.
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I wonder what got into your mother there.
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I can't imagine.
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Hey hey.
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Listen to this.
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Core lither.
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That is my father.
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I was nothing but angry. I know it's
our number one most requested song really.
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A guy called in and said play it again.
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That's really good.
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Larry always said he was a pretty good musician
but I never took him seriously you know I mean
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he also said he was the Gerber baby
and that once he taught a monkey to fish.
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You and I had
very different childhoods didn't we.
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He really was a good musician.
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You gotta wonder what happened you know how
it is people get busy to start a career.
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No that's not it.
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Edward! Where are you going?
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Bob Gunderson is thinking about selling his boat,
I thought I'd take a look.
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And do we really think
we want to present ourselves
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to the public in this.
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We're comfortable in this.
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Oh Edward Montgomery,
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you know if I let you do things
just because you're comfortable
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while you'd spend your day sitting in
a lazy boy recliner
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watching a large screen television sipping
beer out of a can.
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If I change my clothes,
can I have a lazy boy.
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I'll say hi to bob gunderson for you.
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By the way I'm not wearing underwear,
I don't know why I ever did.
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Hello!
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No they turned off the radio station.
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Because my wife had to go
to physical therapy.
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Yes they can turn it off
because it's not a real radio station.
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Fine, write a letter.
I'm not gonna put a record on.
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I I actually you know what
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there is a record I want to play.
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OK um.
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Here are the moody blues
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from their album seven sojourn
on the original vinyl
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which does not feature mr peter frampton
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something known to anyone capable
of tying his own shoes
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and I think you know who
you are and I think you owe me an apology.
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Hello!
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Thank you ma'am.
Would you mind saying that on the air?
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Hold on.
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Go ahead.
OK.
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I just wanted to say I was listening yesterday
and I really liked the way you handled that guy.
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Well, he didn't do his homework.
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We need people like you to drown out these other
idiots who love to just run their mouths off.
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Well well I I'm just one guy but I do
what I can do a bunch of crackpots.
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Elvis is alive cigarettes cause lung cancer I see
spaceships well wait hold on there I think it's
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pretty widely accepted that
cigarettes do cause lung cancer.
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Says who?
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Yes in 40 years of research.
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By doctors who are paid shills of the
chewing gum industry.
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Hold on or don't.
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Hello! What a wacko htakes!
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Takes all kinds.
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You want to talk about a conspiracy.
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Let's talk about major league baseball
juicing up the ball to get more home runs.
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How do you know it's the ball?
Maybe they're just getting better players.
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It's the same guys only now
they're hitting more home runs.
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Look at the stats.
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It's an interesting question.
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Major league baseball
are they juicing the ball.
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What do you think? Give me a call.
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And while we wait, here are the
moody blues who being English...
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are probably not baseball fans,
but might enjoy rounders.
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The English game
from which baseball is derived.
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Wow! I used to love that song.
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Who was that?
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-It's you Larry.
-Wow! Yeah.
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Hey Harry, listen to that.
Your old man wrote that.
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So Larry did you ever do gigs?
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Did you ever get up on stage
and yell, "Hello San Francisco"?
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Closest I ever got was,
"Hello shapiro bar mitzvah!"
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Oh man! They did this 26-minute
free form Hava Nagila.
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It's a tough one to end.
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I should have seen your father
in those days Dharma, he loved performing.
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He would get on stage and just light up.
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Once, and everyone did back then.
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So why did you quit, you know, music?
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Let me explain something to you
about the music business, Dharma.
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You can't get anywhere unless you're willing
to sell your soul to corporate America,
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for a sack of magic beans, a handshake
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and a one-way ticket to where are you now.
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Abby, why did he really stop?
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He was just starting out and he knew he'd
be on the road and you were on the way.
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He gave it all up because of me.
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No, gave it all up for you.
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How is that better? That is not better.
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The running suit, Greg.
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The ugly orange velour running suit,
he was with you when he found it.
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And he has not taken it off since.
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What do you think people? Is dad out
of line or should mother take a chill pill.
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Our lines are open.
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What people?
Who are you talking to, Gregory?
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Sorry mother it's the top of the hour,
gotta go.
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Time for as I see it with Greg Montgomery.
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This is san Francisc folks,
and it rains from time to time.
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If you're a local television station there's
no need to send your weather man outside,
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we know what rain looks like...
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just tell us it's raining
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and do it from a regular desk
not from action storm watch central.
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And remember folks...
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we've got 99 years to go,
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let's not be hasty and naming something
this storm of the century.
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Think about that while Mr Leo Sayer...
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makes you feel like dancing.
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-Nice.
-Thank you.
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Hey! Check this out.
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Every Monday night is open
mic night at positively 4th street.
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That's great I'll give them a plug on
"In the town with Greg Montgomery".
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No, I'm thinking a little father-daughter
dinner with Larry
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pull out the old guitar and then bing
bang boom he's back in the music business.
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How how exactly is that gonna happen?
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I have no idea, that's why I said bing
bang boom instead of something specific.
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Wow! That was good.
Promise you won't tell Abby I had meat.
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That was eggplant, Larry.
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Oh man! I could have had meat.
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-Guess what? They have an open mic night
going on here.
-Cool.
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There is not one dessert here
you could add meat to.
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I signed you up.
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-To sing here?
-Yeah.
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I'm thinking you get back on stage, work
your songs, get your chops back.
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Hang on.
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I don't even have my guitar.
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-It's in the car I'll go get it.
-No stop, wait!
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Take a look at these people.
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They don't want to hear
from an old guy like me.
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Larry it's open mic night nobody
wants to hear from any of these people.
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Sorry rock on.
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Dharma, I'm not gonna sing,
I haven't rehearsed.
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I'm logee from the eggplant.
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If you want a little practice
then you'll come back next week...
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-do a couple Mondays and then I...
-Dharma...
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I'm not gonna play not now not ever.
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What? Why?
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What's the point?
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The point is you love music,
you could be great.
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-No, maybe once.
-Come on.
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Dharma, let it go.
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-Why?
-Because I'm the father and I said so.
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Because I'm the father and I said so?!
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Come on Larry you're kidding right?
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I'm 52 years old and I have other things
to do with my life now.
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Fine Larry, fine. You have your excuses,
you always have your excuses.
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Well, you know what, Don't use me
as one of them. Come on Marcy.
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Dharma, Dharma!
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For those of you who were
with us yesterday our legal puzzler,
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"What single act is a crime, a breach
and a tort?"
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the answer is of course embezzlement.
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And that sound tells us it's time
to wrap up "Greg's Legal Pad" for today.
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And now side three
of the Rock Opera Quadrafinia.
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-What happened?
-Her father didn't want to go on,
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and they had a big fight
in the middle of the restaurant,
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and I didn't get to play
Foggy Mountain Breakdown.
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My father gave up something
he was really good at
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and I want to help him get it back
and he won't let me.
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Dharma, you sure you're doing this for him?
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Cause it sounds
more like you're doing it for yourself.
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Don't talk to me in your radio voice.
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Look, you have no reason to feel guilty.
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Maybe he did quit because of you but it's
not your fault,
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you didn't choose to be born.
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In what universe did I not choose to be born?
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-I should have seen that coming.
-Yeah.
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Do you know the transmitter's unplugged?
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What?
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We must have forgotten to plug it back in
after we're using the heating pad.
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-Marcy, when was this?
-Yesterday.
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So for an entire day I've been sitting here,
talking to myself.
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But Greg, you were having fun
and isn't that what really matters.
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No Marcy,
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what really matters is that basically I was sitting
in my bedroom talking into a hairbrush on K Greg.
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I used to pretend
that my parents were still married,
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and the whole family worked together
and we solved crimes.
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Thank you Marcy.
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Somehow that actually makes me feel
a little better.
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-Hey!
-Oh, hey!
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I brought you back your guitar.
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Thanks.
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Listen Larry, I'm really
sorry about what happened.
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I should never have called you a quitter.
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I don't remember you calling me a quitter.
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Not in so many words, but all that stuff
I said about excuses I shouldn't have said that.
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-But you didn't call me a quitter.
-Yes I did, Larry. It's the same thing.
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A person who always has excuses
is basically a quitter.
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-Well, that's a little rough.
-Yes, and I shouldn't have said it.
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I understand in the heat of the moment,
but coming back and grinding on it.
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What I'm trying to say is that if you stopped
your music career because I was born
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that's something I should be proud of.
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I mean how many other kids have a dad
that would make a sacrifice like that?
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Dharma,
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let me show you something.
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Dear Mr Finkelstein,
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unfortunately your submission
to electoral records does not
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meet our needs at the present time.
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It's a rejection letter.
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One of many.
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Not suitable.
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Not interested. Columbia House of records
and tapes is not a recording company.
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Many people thought
I quit music because of you.
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And it was easy to let them think that
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rather than to let them know
what was really going on.
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If someone had liked your stuff,
you would have gone out on the road.
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Oh yeah, in a minute.
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But then I would have missed out
on being there to see you grow up.
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So that's the story.
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It just wasn't that good.
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No Larry, you can't base that off
of one box of rejection letters.
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I got five.
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But I really loved your song.
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-Maybe you were just ahead of your time.
-You know, that's what they said
about my spray-on gravy.
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One thing about angels,
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they ain't always right.
We had a little baby girl
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made from San Francisco like,
we called her Dharma
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because the truth was plain to see
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the miracle of life one and one is three.
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He played music, he talked about legal stuff,
he had a total blast, didn't you, honey?
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no, I did not.
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Not now he didn't, but then he did.
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do your radio voice for them?
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-Can we just drop this, please?
-Good, smooth.
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I say if a man finds something
that makes him happy more power to him.
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-Would you like some more wine?
-Yes.
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Oh sorry.
No, no problem, it's 100 % synthetic.
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-It blots right up.
-It's just like astro turf.
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-Watch this and these are beats.
-That is enough, Edward.
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I have done everything that I could for you,
I have stood by you in thick and thin.
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I put aside my dream
so that you could build an empire.
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I have endured the pain and humiliation
of childbirth to bring your son into the world.
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-Humiliation?!
-Hold your questions to the end.
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I will not spend
the rest of my days on the...
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fuzzy and stain repellent arm of a man who
chooses to dress like...
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a rec room davenport.
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Dad, maybe you should give up
the running suit.
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Son, I know your mother.
Eventually, she'll get used to it.
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-I guess.
-And then I'll take it off.
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Thank you for watching.
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