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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Missy, I'm really impressed
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how you stepped up.
Thanks.
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Good morning.
Eggs are on the table.
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Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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Wow, look at you being Mom.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay, just asking.
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(cabin alert chimes)
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Excited to be going home?
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This is home.
I'm always here.
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But I am excited to share
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everything I've learned
with my colleagues.
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That's nice.
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Scientifically speaking,
they're savages
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covered in their own filth, and
I'll be bringing them the light.
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There's probably a nicer way
to say that.
Oh, there is.
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But if a summer in Germany
has taught me anything,
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it's that brutal honesty is
its own kind of love.
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I'll crochet that
on a pillow.
Mm.
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Mark my words,
string theory is going to be
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the next big thing.
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What does it do?
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It explains the fundamental
forces of the universe.
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How everything works,
where everything came from.
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I know where it all came from.
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Mother, we're in the sky.
Why are you pointing up?
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(rumbling)
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(shudders)
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Oh, there's no reason
to do that.
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It's just irregular motion
of air around the plane
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caused by temperature changes.
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(louder rumbling)
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Oh, that was a big one.
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And given our altitude,
perfectly predictable.
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(cabin alert chimes)
FLIGHT ATTENDANT:
The pilot has turned on
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the seatbelt sign.
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Please return to your seat.
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A reasonable precaution.
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Snug as a bug.
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(loud rumbling)
(shudders)
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Would you like me to
include you in my prayers?
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No, thanks,
I don't need to seek help
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from an invisible man.
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You're right, you've got
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your invisible strings.
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PILOT (over intercom):
Sorry for the delay.
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We hope to be wheels up
in about 20 minutes.
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That's what he said
20 minutes ago.
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Nothing we can do.
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If we don't take off soon,
we'll miss
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our connecting flight
to Houston.
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It's out of
our hands.
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I'd tell you
whose hands it's in,
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but you don't like that.
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(baby crying)
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Babies.
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Why'd it have to be babies?
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Oh, relax.
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He'll cry himself out.
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You won't even
know he's there.
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(baby crying)
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(sighs)
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Please tell that mother
to quiet her baby.
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Sometimes moms
can't make their kids be quiet
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no matter how much they try.
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What're you doing?
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Trying to get
my ears to pop.
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Want a piece
of gum?
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Is it
cinnamon gum?
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Yeah.
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I have
enough problems.
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(baby crying)
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Hi!
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GEORGE JR.:
Welcome home.
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Great.
Hey, Mary.
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(baby cries)
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Look, Mother, more babies.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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I cannot wait to
sleep in my own bed.
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You didn't tell him
on the plane?
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Tell me what?
I thought
you were gonna
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tell him
in the car.
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Well, he was
grumpy in the car.
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How do you think
he was on the plane?
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I'll tell him.
You stay out of this.
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Tell me what?
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Well, for God's sake.
Me and Georgie
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and the baby have been
staying in your room.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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I was out of town,
there was a tornado,
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you needed a place to live.
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So you're okay with it?
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Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.
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No.
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Well, hang on,
we'll handle this.
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You heard her, Sheldon,
she doesn't want to leave.
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But it's my room.
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Well, and it's my house.
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Our house.
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Sure.
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Why can't they
stay in the garage?
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Why can't you stay
in the garage?
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I'm neither a car
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nor a box
of Christmas ornaments.
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Sheldon, my grandbaby's
not sleeping in the garage.
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Our grandbaby.
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Sure.
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Look, I slept out there.
It's not that bad.
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Hey, there's even
a sink you can pee in.
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That is
not helpful.
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You used it.
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It was
an emergency.
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I go away for a few months
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and my family turns into
a bunch of hillbillies.
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GEORGE: All right,
it's been a long day,
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everybody's tired.
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Why don't you just
sleep on the couch
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and we'll figure this out
tomorrow, hmm?
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Fine.
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Oh.
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What?
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My ears finally popped.
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Testing, testing.
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One, two, three.
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Testing.
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So, Sheldon's home.
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Hello? Hello?
Somebody say something.
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Oh, Lord,
I missed you.
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Oh-ho.
I missed you, too.
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I was talking to
the bed.
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(laughs)
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(sighs) Been a while since
we've been apart so long.
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Oh, I know.
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A long time for a man
to be without his wife.
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George, I want to,
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but I just spent 18 hours
with you know who.
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I need to sleep.
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Understood.
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Wouldn't take long,
but understood.
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I promise, if you wait,
it'll be worth it.
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I might even have
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a little
surprise for you.
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Ooh, I like
the sound of that.
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All right,
I can wait.
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(sighs)
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But if you can't wait,
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just give me
a poke in the ribs.
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I'll be ready
right quick.
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(baby crying)
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♪ I couldn't sleep
at all last night ♪
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♪ Well, I was tossing
and turning ♪
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♪ Turning and tossing ♪
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♪ Tossing and turning ♪
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♪ All night. ♪
(knocking)
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What?
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The baby's crying.
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You really are a genius.
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♪ ♪
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Nope.
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(ringing)
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Hello.
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Meemaw, it's me.
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Shelly.
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Everything okay?
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No, everything's terrible.
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The baby stole my room
and won't stop crying
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and now they're making me
sleep in the garage.
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What do you need me to do?
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Pick me up
and I can stay with you.
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Oh, well, this is Dale's house.
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I have to ask him.
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Ask me what?
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It's Shelly.
He wants to spend the night.
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Oh, yeah, it'd be nice
to see the little guy.
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Dale says no.
See you in the morning.
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(dial tone)
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(sighs)
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Oh, slept in.
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Morning.
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Morning.
Morning.
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MARY:
What's all this?
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Breakfast.
Who made it?
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Me. I can heat it up.
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No, no.
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Georgie, what're
you doing?
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What does it look like? Dishes.
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Since when?
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It's my day.
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Oh.
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Look, a chore chart.
I made one of those.
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Y'all ignored it.
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They don't ignore it
if you stop feeding them.
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That was a long weekend.
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Georgie, bathroom.
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Thank you.
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Crowded house, one bathroom.
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We needed a schedule.
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Smart.
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Can I help with anything?
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Nope, just enjoy
your breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Hey, maybe we can
spend the day together.
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That sounds nice,
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but I promised Taylor
I'd help him
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buy some back-to-school clothes.
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Oh, yeah, Taylor.
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When do I get to meet him?
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He's just a friend, Mom.
Don't be weird.
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I wasn't being weird.
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Where were you?
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Garage.
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Oh. Sleep okay?
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Not a wink,
but thank you for asking.
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Huh.
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(groans)
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GEORGE JR.:
What?
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Well, too bad,
it's my turn.
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Check the schedule.
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I don't see a schedule.
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Look on
the fridge.
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Mmm.
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He's right, it's his turn.
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This is going to be close.
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MARY:
So, how's it going,
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you two living together?
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She's leaving out,
"in sin."
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I didn't say it.
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Well, don't we get
a pass for being old?
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I didn't say anything.
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With his back being all askew,
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there's not much
sinning going on.
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Well, not none.
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We find ways to be creative.
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I don't
want to know.
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(scoffs)
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So, what's going on
with your house?
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Well, I'm
gonna rebuild.
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It's just gonna
take a while.
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In the meantime,
she has a home.
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Oh, thank you for that.
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With a man who gives
her plenty of loving.
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MEEMAW:
Anyways,
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how are you doing?
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It must feel good
to be home.
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Yeah.
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I guess.
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Hmm. What's wrong?
Well,
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they have everything
running pretty smooth
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without me, so...
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feeling a little displaced.
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Hmm, a little
displaced.
Mm-hmm.
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'Cause your home,
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which was not
blown away in the tornado,
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is running smooth.
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Oh, no, I didn't mean...
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You know
what I mean.
Just hang on.
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What're you doing?
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Tell you what,
next time you start feeling
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sorry for yourself for
being a little displaced,
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you just take a gander at
268
00:09:23,798 --> 00:09:26,100
my home of
47 years.
269
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,502
I'm sorry.
270
00:09:27,536 --> 00:09:28,803
This is terrible.
271
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,704
Yeah, I took that
picture with my Minolta.
272
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:33,474
Made the front page
of the local paper.
273
00:09:33,508 --> 00:09:35,510
I got a copy of it
around here somewhere.
274
00:09:35,544 --> 00:09:37,411
She don't
wanna see it.
275
00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:39,280
Of course she does.
276
00:09:39,313 --> 00:09:40,481
(whistle blows)
277
00:09:40,515 --> 00:09:41,916
GEORGE SR.:
Go on, keep running!
278
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,051
Y'all look like
you haven't moved all summer!
279
00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:45,186
Come on!
280
00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:48,889
Lopez, what, are you
taking a break out there?
281
00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:50,658
I think he's
throwing up, Coach.
282
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,260
Good stuff, Lopez!
283
00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:55,162
Hey.
284
00:09:55,196 --> 00:09:56,163
Well, hey, Mary.
285
00:09:56,197 --> 00:09:57,932
Welcome back.
286
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:58,732
Thank you.
287
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,034
That's a nice surprise.
288
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,802
Well, I just thought
I'd come hang out,
289
00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:04,171
watch you turn this
ragtag bunch of kids
290
00:10:04,205 --> 00:10:05,673
into state champs.
291
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,942
George, you didn't tell me
Germany made her funny.
292
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,811
Hey, I think we got
a real shot this year.
293
00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:12,847
Lopez, what the hell
did you eat?
294
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,115
What you got there,
Mary?
295
00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:16,083
Oh, I made some snacks
for the team.
296
00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:18,486
Oh, did you bring anything
for the coaches?
297
00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,154
Just a little sugar.
298
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,256
Ooh. (chuckles)
299
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,558
So, we over
the jet lag?
300
00:10:23,592 --> 00:10:24,692
I think so.
301
00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,160
Okay, now
I'm gonna puke.
302
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,628
Grow up.
303
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,097
ADULT SHELDON:
I returned home from Germany
304
00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,567
to a family whichno longer cherished me.
305
00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:35,669
But I knew somewhereI was still valued,
306
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,239
where I was stillthe center of attention.
307
00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:41,576
And, most importantly,where I had my own bathroom.
308
00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,944
(heavy metal music playing)
309
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,482
Excuse me.
310
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,484
(music continues playing
over headphones)
311
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,852
SHELDON:
Hello?
312
00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:54,955
What are you doing
in my room?
313
00:10:58,593 --> 00:10:59,894
What are you doing in my room?
314
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,062
That's what I asked you,
and I asked first.
315
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:04,732
This is my room.
316
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,800
Well, then how come my key
opened the door?
317
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,270
I don't care. Go away.
318
00:11:12,607 --> 00:11:14,341
Wait. I'm not
going anywhere.
319
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:16,277
(typing on keyboard)
320
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:18,879
Hmm?
321
00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:20,748
I'm not going anywhere.
322
00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:23,284
Okay.
323
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,786
All righty then.
324
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,088
(typing on keyboard)
325
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,624
What?
326
00:11:29,658 --> 00:11:30,891
What are you
working on?
327
00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:33,827
Uh, I'm writing
a Pascal compiler
328
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,229
for an alpha processor.
329
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,231
I don't understand.
330
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,899
Uh... (sighs)
331
00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:41,503
Here.
332
00:11:41,536 --> 00:11:43,237
Thanks.
333
00:11:48,342 --> 00:11:49,310
What's your name?
334
00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:51,378
Do you mind? I'm reading.
335
00:11:51,412 --> 00:11:52,913
Okay.
336
00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:59,486
(music playing over headphones)
337
00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:00,589
Sheldon Cooper.
338
00:12:00,622 --> 00:12:02,089
What?
339
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,358
I finished reading,
and my name's Sheldon Cooper.
340
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,194
Wh... You finished it?
Yes.
341
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:09,063
No, you didn't.
342
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,431
Uh...
343
00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:13,200
How can I program this
with a reduced instruction set?
344
00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,670
Use a lexicographic
ordering algorithm.
345
00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,137
(scoffs)
346
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,673
Impressive.
347
00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:20,074
You should major
in computer science.
348
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,810
(laughs) No, thanks,
I'll stick to real science.
349
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,079
Wh-- Dude, this is the future.
350
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,981
I mean, computers are gonna
change the whole world.
351
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,950
Maybe commerce, communications,
media and banking,
352
00:12:29,984 --> 00:12:31,151
but nothing
important.
353
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,520
(scoffs)
354
00:12:32,554 --> 00:12:34,689
Uh, what's so important
about what you're studying?
355
00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,824
String theory,
where do I begin?
356
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,359
It explains
everything.
357
00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:40,828
It unifies the fundamental
forces in an elegant way.
358
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,430
Yeah, but what does it do?
359
00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:45,432
Hmm...
360
00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:46,534
Get out.
361
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:53,575
No rush.
There's plenty to go around.
362
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:56,910
All right, guys, wrap it up.
We got blocking drills to run.
363
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,313
George, can't you let them
catch their breath?
No.
364
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,116
You heard Coach, hit the sleds.
Let's go.
365
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,719
Oh, the sleds,
I love the sleds.
366
00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:05,986
(laughs)
367
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,056
(whooping)
368
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,192
Whoo!
369
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,494
(laughs)
370
00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:14,995
Ants on a log?
No.
371
00:13:15,029 --> 00:13:16,731
They're not real ants.
It's raisins.
372
00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:18,633
I know what
they are, Wayne.
373
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,735
You guys are doing great!
374
00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:23,170
State champs!
375
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,172
Whoo!
376
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,609
(toilet flushes)
377
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,511
Well, that was
Chernobyl-adjacent.
378
00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,813
Sorry, still getting
used to Tex-Mex.
379
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,683
You don't have to be
from Texas to flush.
380
00:13:34,716 --> 00:13:35,949
Noted.
381
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,284
You, uh, grow up around here?
382
00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:40,220
Medford. It's not as nice
as it sounds.
383
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,288
Oh.
384
00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:45,426
Yeah, now you ask
where I'm from.
385
00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,227
I don't do that.
386
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,663
Cool.
387
00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,633
Oh, so what is
the girl situation here?
388
00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:52,900
I don't do that either.
389
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:53,967
You into guys?
390
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,135
I'm into science.
391
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,771
Everything else
is a distraction.
392
00:13:56,805 --> 00:14:00,407
So... no video games?
393
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:02,811
Star Fire?
394
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,679
Hasn't even been released yet.
I'm a beta tester.
395
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,013
Oh, my.
396
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,649
ADULT SHELDON:
I didn't know his name
397
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:08,750
or where he was from,
398
00:14:08,783 --> 00:14:11,051
but he was my new best friend.
399
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,188
(whistle blows)
Well...
400
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,791
this was a fun,
401
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:18,092
special,
402
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,528
one-time thing,
wasn't it?
403
00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:21,796
Actually,
404
00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,765
I was thinking
I could keep doing it,
405
00:14:23,798 --> 00:14:25,199
kind of like
a team mom.
406
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,735
Team mom.
407
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:28,001
Yeah,
I think the boys
408
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,204
really enjoyed
having me here.
409
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,273
(chuckles)
Mary, sit with me.
410
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,109
Yeah.
411
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,811
Oh, honey,
it's-it's been
412
00:14:36,845 --> 00:14:39,146
so good having you back.
Oh, thank you.
413
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,582
Oh.
414
00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:41,783
You know,
when I was in Germany,
415
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:42,950
I was thinking
416
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,118
we should do more...
Hold that thought.
417
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,554
Thing is,
these practices aren't meant
418
00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:48,222
to be enjoyed.
419
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,224
They're meant
to be endured,
420
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,860
survived.
421
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,561
Hated, actually.
422
00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,362
That sounds terrible.
Uh, no.
423
00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,732
It's a good thing because then
they take that hate
424
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,567
and they unleash it
on the other team.
425
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:01,402
Sounds like you're
turning them into monsters.
426
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,104
There you go, and monsters
don't have team moms.
427
00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:06,140
Let me help you get
this crap in the car.
428
00:15:09,611 --> 00:15:11,478
(weapons firing on computer)
429
00:15:13,882 --> 00:15:16,417
I can't kill this guardian.
He's too strong.
430
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:17,786
Move over.
431
00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:19,854
What are you doing?
Hang on.
432
00:15:19,888 --> 00:15:22,256
VIDEO GAME VOICE:
Weapons upgrade.
Try now.
433
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,726
Ooh, that's a big gun.
How'd you do that?
434
00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:26,160
I just put in the cheat code.
435
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,863
Excuse me?
I do not cheat.
436
00:15:28,897 --> 00:15:30,799
Wh... No, it's not cheating,
you know,
437
00:15:30,832 --> 00:15:32,634
it's-it's like
a-a secret command
438
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:33,802
that gives you extra powers.
439
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:35,269
And it's called
a what code?
440
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,571
Wh... No.
441
00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:38,506
It's part of the game, you know.
They build it in.
442
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,874
So you condone
cheating?
443
00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,810
Yeah, but, you know,
with a wink.
444
00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:43,143
I don't like
winking either.
445
00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:44,712
What's wrong with winking?
446
00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:46,748
At the end of the day, it
leaves you with an uneven number
447
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:47,882
of blinks per eye.
448
00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:49,283
That's insane.
449
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,519
Oh, I'm insane?
You're the cheating winker.
450
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:52,887
Are you from California?
451
00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:54,656
Oh, now you want to know
where I'm from.
452
00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,490
I think I know enough.
Goodbye.
453
00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:00,027
Thanks for cleaning up.
454
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,328
You're welcome.
455
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,731
Also, the toilet bowl
is still disinfecting,
456
00:16:03,765 --> 00:16:06,200
so I wouldn't use it
for another 20 to 30 minutes.
457
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,603
(door closes)
458
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,542
(weapons firing on computer)
(knock on door)
459
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,648
I'll keep the room clean
if you keep the game clean.
460
00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:21,716
Okay.
461
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,118
ADULT SHELDON:
We had had our first fight,
462
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,188
but, at the end of the day,it really brought
463
00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:30,457
what's-his-name and Icloser together.
464
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,296
Hmm.
465
00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:38,900
Ugh.
466
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,969
I miss Germany.
467
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,270
Hey.
Hi.
468
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,372
Everything okay?
Fine.
469
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,841
Do you want
to watch a movie or...
470
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:47,976
No.
471
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,978
(door slams)
(sighs)
472
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,846
I miss Germany.
473
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,548
(sighs)
474
00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:55,550
(Missy crying)
Honey?
475
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,384
You okay?
476
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,521
MISSY:
Go away.
477
00:16:59,554 --> 00:17:03,190
All right, well,
I'm here if you want to talk.
478
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,964
Taylor broke up with me.
479
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:12,232
Oh, baby.
480
00:17:12,266 --> 00:17:14,234
Oh.
481
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:16,036
Oh...
482
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,237
Please don't tell Dad.
483
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:18,740
He didn't know
we were going out.
484
00:17:18,773 --> 00:17:21,208
Of course.
It's none of his business.
485
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,913
I'm glad you're back.
Me, too.
486
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,614
Do you want to tell me
what happened?
487
00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:27,682
Mm-hmm.
488
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,489
(weapons firing on computer)
489
00:17:35,523 --> 00:17:37,457
ADULT SHELDON:
It took 14 hours
490
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,359
and 211 lives...
491
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,897
...but I emerged victorious.
492
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,499
(triumphant
video game music playing)
493
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,470
Hey, cheater guy,
I won.
494
00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:51,806
Fair and square.
495
00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:53,473
What time is it?
496
00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:54,676
7:42 a.m.
497
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,878
We should celebrate.
Do you have any Yoo-hoo?
498
00:17:56,911 --> 00:17:58,145
No.
499
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,014
Wait here.
I'll go get some.
500
00:18:00,048 --> 00:18:02,349
ADULT SHELDON:
I wish I could tell youwe toasted my victory,
501
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,452
but I fell asleepin the hallway.
502
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,288
Hey, where's Sheldon?
503
00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:10,290
Probably out
in the garage.
504
00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:12,192
Should someone tell him
breakfast is ready?
505
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,328
Oh, no, this is lovely.
506
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:18,198
Uh, let him sleep,
jet lag and all.
507
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,101
Hmm, the whole summer with him
was enough, huh?
508
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,838
If you want me to get him,
I'll go get him.
509
00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,405
That's okay.
No, it's fine.
510
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,473
Okay.
511
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,679
MARY: Are you ready
for your surprise?
512
00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:33,246
I sure am.
513
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,849
MARY:
Okay.
514
00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:38,553
(German accent):
Hello, you handsome
American boy toy.
515
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:39,921
I am Helga.
516
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,590
Do you like what you see?
517
00:18:43,925 --> 00:18:45,693
(German accent):
Yeah. Yeah.
518
00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:47,194
Yeah. Yeah.
519
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,296
(both laugh)
520
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,436
Hello?
521
00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:06,346
MARY (German accent):
Are you sure your wife
won't come home?
522
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,682
GEORGE SR.:
(laughs) I'm sure.
523
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,151
GEORGE SR.: Yeah, yeah.
(Mary laughs)
524
00:19:13,054 --> 00:19:15,155
GEORGE SR.:
Oh, Helga.
525
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,993
ADULT SHELDON:
I never talked to my father
526
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,427
about what I saw that day,
527
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,229
but, from then on,I added extra knocks
528
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,464
so people couldget their pants on.
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