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[♪]
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Oh, hello, Arthur.
Hope you catch something.
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The same to you,
and I don't mean fish.
Oh, hello, Arthur.
Hope you catch something.
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The same to you,
and I don't mean fish.
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Oh, hello, Mable.
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Why, Muriel, what's the trouble?
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Well, it looks as if I can't
come to your party.
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Arthur's gone on another one
of his famous fishing trips,
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and I won't have an escort.
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Why don't you call
the escort bureau
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and have them send over
a nice young man?
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Why, what do you mean?
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Well, from what I understand,
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the Acme escort bureau
is thoroughly reliable.
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Mostly college boys
from Harvard and Yale.
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Perfect gentlemen.
Why don't you try it?
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Oh, I don't think that I--
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Well, uh, you don't want
to miss the opportunity
Oh, I don't think that I--
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Well, uh, you don't want
to miss the opportunity
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of meeting Lord Wafflebottom,
do you?
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No. I must run along, dear.
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I'll be expecting you.
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Y'all going out tonight,
Miss van Twitchett?
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Yes. Get me the Acme
escort bureau on the telephone.
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MAID: Yes, ma'am.
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Oh, I do hope they're
discriminating.
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"Excriminatin'"?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Yes, Mandy.
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Excriminatin'.
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Acme E-X--
I guess this must be it.
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[♪]
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Well, that's it. That's what?
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What's the idea?
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That's my new invention:
the Simplex rodent exterminator.
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I thought we're
supposed to catch a mouse.
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Listen, you jughead,
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when the mouse comes
out of there,
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he's bound to touch
one of those strings.
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When he does?
The cannon goes off.
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Oh, I get it.
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The noise wakes up the cat
and the cat catches the mouse.
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Yeah-- See that?
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Ow!
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Wait a minute.
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The old-fashioned way
is good enough for me.
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He ain't progressive.
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Now, listen, if we don't
get him with the strings,
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we get him with
the hangman's noose.
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Right around the neck
till he's dead.
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Oh. Come on. Come on.
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Wish I had my putty blower here.
I'd get him.
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If he sees you,
he'll never come out.
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I got it. I got a bite!
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See?
That's the old-fashioned way.
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That's why I laid awake nights
figuring out this safe plan.
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I'll show you how to get one.
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Now, if we only had a mouse.
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Why didn't you say so?
That's a cinch.
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What's the idea?
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I've been reading up on it. See?
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MOE: So what?
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If a pie-eyed piper
can call them out,
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I guess I can sober.
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[PLAYING]
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Did that come out of me?
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Shh. Look.
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[PLAYING "JEANIE WITH
THE LIGHT BROWN HAIR"]
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That's a swell idea.
For the mouse.
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I know.
The strings are too loose.
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We'll get down there
and tighten them
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and get him on the way back.
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I don't know if I can play
that twibble, that-- That tune.
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Get me out of here! Help me out!
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[GRUNTING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Answer the phone.
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You want to go home?
You just got here.
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Nah, the phone is ringing. Here.
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Oh, the phone.
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Hello.
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Hello. Is this the Acme?
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Yeah, this is the Acme.
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You'll have to talk
a little louder, lady.
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I want to engage
one of your best men.
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We're all pest men.
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You see, a friend of mine
is giving a dinner dance.
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Ants? She's got ants.
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By the way, what are your fees?
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Fleas?
She's got fleas too, boys.
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What else you got, lady?
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What?
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What's the address, lady?
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Meet me at Mrs. Sturgeon's home
at 1320 Laurel Canyon Drive.
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It's semi-formal.
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Tails? All right.
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Has she got snails too?
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No, you lunkhead.
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You don't expect
to go to a classy joint
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and catch pests in those
dirty overhauls, do you?
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Come on.
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As long as I got my piccolo,
I can get anything.
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How do you do,
Mrs. van Twitchett?
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[MUTTERS]
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Hey, get that thing
out of there.
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[HORN HONKING]
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Why-- Why the very idea.
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Get this disgraceful thing
out of here.
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Keep your shirt on, big boy.
We were sent for.
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Oh, Clayhammer,
it's quite all right.
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We're expecting them.
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Oh, very well,
Mrs. van Twitchett.
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[MUTTERS]
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Hold this, sledgehammer.
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Hello, Mable.
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Oh, Muriel.
I'm so happy to see you.
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May I present, uh--
Oh, Muriel.
I'm so happy to see you.
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May I present, uh--
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Howard. Fine.
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And Howard.
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♪ At your service
Day and night ♪
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♪ We do the job
And do it right ♪
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♪ Acme ♪
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I say. What of?
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Oh, it's their college yell.
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Yes. College?
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Oh, ripping.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Dinner is served.
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Dinner? Dinner?
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Certainly. They always feed you
in these high-class joints.
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Want to work
on an empty stomach?
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I should say not.
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All right, go ahead.
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[BLUSTERS]
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Cut it out.
Get rid of that heater.
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Look at all that silver.
What do we do with them?
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I'll show you
what to do with it.
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No, you don't.
No, you eat with them.
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But why so many?
All we need is a knife.
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Can't you see
how they're laid out?
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You start at the far end
and work your way down.
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Ready? Go.
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[GUESTS CHUCKLING]
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MAN: Oh, really. I enjoyed it.
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Don't crowd, folks.
There's room for everybody.
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Sit down, shorty.
Stuff's here and it's mellow.
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MAN 2: Thank you. Thank you.
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Hey, I ain't got no serviette.
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Take part of mine.
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Thanks.
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Oh, I say. Look here, my dear.
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This is my first visit
to America, you see,
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and I want to be very sure
that I observe the proper
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table etiquette.
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Now, what shall I-- I have it.
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I shall keep my eye
on those college chaps.
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Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Mm.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Nyuck-nyuck.
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Snowshoes.
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Oh.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[GIGGLES NERVOUSLY]
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[ALL PLAYING]
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[CHATTERING]
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Hey, buddy, you ain't gonna
get any mice with that tune.
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You got to swing it.
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Wait a minute, you big chump.
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You got to wait till
the guests are gone.
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But I had my pizacado
all ready--
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Oh, do you boys play too?
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Oh, we'd love
to have you play for us.
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Hey, the phonograph.
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MABLE: You'll play
something for us, won't you?
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Sometimes I think you've
got part of a brain. Thanks.
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Don't mention it. Get out.
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Say, I gotta tune in b-flat.
There you are, maestro.
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You blow the gas pipe.
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You get the little fiddle.
I'll take the overstuffed one.
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All right, fellas, scram.
Hey, piano player,
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you stay and take the tempo
from my body.
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Don't shove.
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Man the instruments, boys.
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We will now play "Romananese
Syncrodines" by Leidercranz.
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[MOE CLEARS THROAT]
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[MARCHING BAND
PLAYING ON PHONOGRAPH]
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[IMITATING PLAYING]
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[RECORD SKIPPING]
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[STOPS SKIPPING]
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Mm.
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[SQUEAKS]
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[SCREAMING]
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Hey. Hey. Hey.
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Come on up here.
The place is infested.
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We better forget society
and get to work.
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You guys handle the termites,
I'll handle the moths.
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♪ At your service
Day and night ♪
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♪ We do the job
And do it right ♪
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♪ Acme ♪
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[WHISTLES]
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Do you hear anything?
Quiet. I'm on their trail.
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I found 'em.
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It's disgraceful.
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They should be put
out of the house.
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[DRILL WHIRRING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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Clayhammer-- Ah!
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Oh. Oh.
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Clayham-- Ow!
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Yes, madame? Take this thing
out of here immediately.
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But, madame.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Oh, lady.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BARKS]
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Try here.
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Oh. A blooming hole.
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Oh. What the--? Have we
a shower bath over here?
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It's those escorts.
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I shall call the Acme
and report this.
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By all means.
Phone the Acme immediately.
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[BUSY SIGNAL]
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Oh, dear, dear.
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[BUSY SIGNAL CONTINUES]
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A nest of 'em. Put it in here.
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[MURIEL SCREAMS]
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Quiet.
You want to scare 'em away?
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We better give them a shot
from the other side. Okay.
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Oh, Arthur.
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Muriel.
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Oh, Arthur,
I'm so glad you're back.
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Forgive me, honey.
I'll never go fishing again.
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Oh, it was terrible.
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Did you see a female moth
fly through here?
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Was it a white one?
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00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,250
Yeah. No, I didn't see it.
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I know where
three moths are going.
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Where?
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Whoa. Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Hurry up.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[♪]
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