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♪ I love to boogie, boogie-- ♪
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-[DOOR OPENS]
-Hey.
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Hey, who are you?
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I'm Buddy Rich, world-famous drummer.
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We already got one.
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Ever hear of a drummer called Animal?
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Are you kidding? All drummers are animals.
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Now, where's my dressing room?
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It's up the stairs.
They're getting it ready for you.
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What was that?
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Somebody testing my chair?
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Ha, ha, no, no, no.
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We're having power trouble.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Good. I just won't sit down.
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Buddy Rich.
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[CHEERING]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to raise the curtain
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ Why do we always come here? ♪
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♪ I guess we'll never know ♪
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♪ It's like a kind of torture ♪
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♪ To have to watch this show ♪
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♪ But now let's get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get thing started? ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, MuppetationaI ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[HORN HONKS THEN GONZO YELPS]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Hi-ho, and welcome again
to The Muppet Show,
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where our special guest tonight
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is the world's greatest drummer,
Mr. Buddy Rich.
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Yes! But first,
to get things rolling... Uh...
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Uh, Scooter?
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-Yeah, boss?
-What happened to the lights?
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They went out.
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Oh, good. Okay, to kick things off
on The Muppet Show,
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here's a little sunshine.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]
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ALL:
♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ I need to laugh
And when the sun is out ♪
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♪ I've got something I can laugh about ♪
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♪ I feel good, ah, in a special way ♪
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♪ I'm in love and it's a sunny day ♪
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ALL:
♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ We take a walk
The sun is shining down ♪
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♪ Burns my feet as they touch the ground ♪
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All right, all you flowers.
Gather round, you cute things, and sing!
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Ready, go!
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ALL:
♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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♪ Good day, sunshine ♪
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Oh. Hey, what happened to the lights?
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[ALL MURMURING]
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Uh, it's nothing serious, folks.
Folks, we just blew a fuse.
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-Uh-- Whoops. I'm sorry, Fozzie.
-I'm not Fozzie.
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Oh. Uh, Gonzo, yes. I'm sorry about that.
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Scooter, would you get us
some flashlights?
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SCOOTER:
Okay, boss.
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Okay, listen, everybody sing!
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[SPLUTTERS]
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Kermit, how can we sing
"Good Day Sunshine" when it's dark?
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Uh, well, think of something.
I gotta help Beauregard with the fuse box.
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FLOYD:
Good luck.
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Remember,
it's always darkest just before dawn.
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Here are the flashlights.
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Uh, somebody play something.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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Could you give me a flashlight? Thank you.
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How do you work this? Oh, yeah.
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♪ Dancing in the dark ♪
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♪ Till the tune ends ♪
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ALL:
♪ We're dancing in the dark ♪
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♪ And it soon ends ♪
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♪ We're waltzing in the wonder
Of why we're here ♪
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-Oh, will you watch it?
-Sorry.
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♪ Time hurries by
We're here ♪
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ALL:
♪ And gone ♪
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♪ Looking for the light of a new love ♪
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♪ To brighten up the night ♪
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♪ I have you, love ♪
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Hey, let go. That's my fish.
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Oh. I'm sorry, Lew. Sorry, fish.
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ALL:
♪ Dancing in the dark ♪
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Do you think this is better
than their usual show?
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Course not. Can't hold a candle to it.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Uh, Beauregard, did you find that fuse?
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I can't see anything.
There's all these wires in the way.
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Well, hurry up.
The audience is getting restless.
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Oh, we don't want them to go nighty-night.
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I'll just take out some of these wires,
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and like--
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[SCREAMING]
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[CRASHES]
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Beauregard, are you okay?
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I think the fuse box bit me.
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-Kermit.
-Hmm?
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I don't wanna play
with fuses anymore, okay?
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Okay. Why don't you just go
get some candles, okay?
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-Okay.
-Mmm.
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-Good news, chief.
-Yeah?
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It wasn't Miss Piggy's hot plate
after all.
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Oh? Her hair dryer, then?
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[PIGGY LAUGHS]
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No. It was that creep Gonzo.
He was trying to air-condition his closet.
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Nothing but the best
for my mildew collection. Ha, ha.
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Ugh, you're disgusting.
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Would you knock it off back there?
We got a show to do.
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What can I send out there on a dark stage?
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Why don't you introduce
the Black Cat Acrobats of Kankakee?
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But they're not here.
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Nobody will ever notice. Ha-ha-ha!
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NEWSMAN:
Here is a Muppet news flash.
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Um, it's too dark in here
to read the news by.
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Can we have a bigger candle, please?
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[CACKLES]
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Oh, thank you very much.
That's much better.
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With the discovery of gold,
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local residents are expecting a boom--
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[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Excuse me, Buddy, can I see you?
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Kermit, that's the dumbest thing
anyone's said tonight.
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Listen, I just wanted to tell you
we'll have the lights back on soon.
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Don't worry about me.
I got eyes like a cat.
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A really clumsy cat.
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BOTH:
Ah!
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BOTH:
Ah.
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BOTH:
Ah!
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Well, now that the crisis is over,
when can you do your number?
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Oh, anytime you want me to, Kermit.
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Uh-huh. Do you need to talk to the band?
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Who needs a band?
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Oh. No band? Fantastic.
Just you and a drum kit.
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Who needs drums?
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No drums?
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No drums. You just go right into it.
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You know what?
You should be doing this onstage.
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-To the stage!
-To the stage!
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BUDDY:
Hey!
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Huh.
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KERMIT:
Yeah.
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[BEAKER WHIMPERING]
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When I play a theater, I play the theater.
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Oh, darn!
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-Ah, it's too dark to see this show.
-I'll say.
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And my hearing aid is busted,
so I can't hear it.
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Oh. You must be having a wonderful time.
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[STATLER LAUGHS]
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No, I'm having a wonderful time.
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[WALDORF LAUGHS]
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-Hey, chief?
-Yeah?
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I rigged up an emergency work light.
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Good going, Scooter. How'd you do that?
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Remember how Beauregard pulled those wires
out of the fuse box and got a big shock?
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-Yeah.
-I just put two and two together and...
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Huh?
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[KERMIT GASPS]
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Is he all right?
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Well, sure.
I think he got a real charge out of it.
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[LAUGHS]
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I just don't want him to get run down
or anything.
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Oh! Ha, ha.
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-Are you okay, Beau?
-I'm fine.
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[BULB SHATTERS]
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Did I do something wrong?
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Why do I have this urge to sing
"Happy Birthday"?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Come in.
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[PANTING]
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Hey, Beau. How you doing?
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-Oh, just terrible.
-Oh.
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The electric stuff won't go
through the wires,
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and everybody's blaming me.
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Oh, you're the one
that's caused this mess.
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You see what I mean?
Everybody's out to get me.
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Could I use your window?
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Well, I know it's bad, Beau,
but don't jump.
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Jump? I was just gonna take a nap
on the fire escape.
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That is,
unless you know any inspirational songs.
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Inspirational songs?
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Have I got the song for you.
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ When you think you've hit the bottom ♪
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Yeah?
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♪ And you're feeling really low ♪
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Uh-huh.
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♪ You mustn't feel discouraged ♪
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♪ There's always one step further down
You can go ♪
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Golly, I'm starting to get inspired.
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♪ When you're lying in the gutter ♪
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Yeah.
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♪ Feeling just a bit unsure ♪
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♪ Just wait until tomorrow ♪
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♪ You maybe lying flat face down
In a sewer ♪
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Golly, think of all those sewers.
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♪ Don't be afraid of a little rumble ♪
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No!
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♪ What's that, for goodness' sake? ♪
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It's nothing.
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♪ Just remember one little rumble
Started the Frisco Quake ♪
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-What?
-Take it, Beau.
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♪ When I'm living on a park bench ♪
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♪ Eating grass 'cause I've no dough ♪
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♪ Your luck will change mañana ♪
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♪ You may be six feet under
Helping it grow ♪
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♪ So just remember
When you're lower than low ♪
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♪ There's always one step further down ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
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♪ There's always one step further down ♪
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BOTH:
♪ There's always one step further down ♪
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♪ You can go ♪
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Wow, thanks, Mr. Rich.
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I feel a lot worse.
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I like to help.
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NARRATOR: Time once again
for Veterinarian's Hospital,
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the continuing story of a quack
who's gone to the dogs.
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PIGGY:
Where are you guys?
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-We're over here.
-Oh, oh.
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Oh, Dr. Bob, it's so dark,
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you can't see your hand
in front of your face.
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That's okay.
I remember what it looks like.
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It's brown and has
these five pointy things sticking out.
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[PIGGY SIGHS]
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Dr. Bob, cancel the operation.
It's too dangerous.
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Nobody can see anything.
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If that includes the audience,
it'll be the safest bit we've ever done.
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[PIGGY GROANS]
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Just a second.
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Aha!
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That's a miner's lamp.
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Yes, and a pick. Ha, ha.
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Now, where's the patient?
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But you can't use a pick on the patient.
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-I can on the patient's pockets.
-Ooh, hoo, hoo.
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Now, where is he?
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Right here, Dr. Bob.
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He was trying to fix the power line
and got a severe shock.
252
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:02,634
When he sees who his doctor is,
he'll get another one.
253
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,219
[PIGGY LAUGHS & BOB GROANS]
254
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:08,723
No, not that kind of shock.
He's had 10,000 volts.
255
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,184
Gee, that should be enough
to get him elected.
256
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,519
[BOB LAUGHS & PIGGY GROANS]
257
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,895
What was he running for?
258
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:17,399
-The hills, if he had any sense. Ha-ha-ha.
-Oh.
259
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,568
No, not votes. Volts.
260
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,738
Oh, in that case,
run some volts through him again.
261
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:24,864
Again?
262
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,118
-Yes, it's called "revolting"!
-Ooh.
263
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,121
NURSES:
It certainly is.
264
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,582
NARRATOR: And so we come to the end
of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
265
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,919
Tune in next week,
when you'll hear Dr. Bob say:
266
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,381
Listen, if it's still dark
when the patient comes to, give him this.
267
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:44,592
That's a ballpoint pen
with a little light.
268
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:45,760
What good is that?
269
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,387
He can see to sign a check.
270
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,514
[ALL LAUGHING]
271
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,893
Bunsen, for once, your goofy inventions
had better do some good,
272
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,229
because we gotta get the lights going
around here.
273
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,314
Not to worry, Mr. Kermit.
274
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,986
I will easily power all of the lights
with this portable generator.
275
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,196
Yeah? This is portable?
276
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,325
Yes, it's a miracle of microelectronics.
277
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,662
Yeah? Well, what's it run on?
Batteries? Gasoline?
278
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:17,917
No, indeedy-doody.
This is the age of Beaker power.
279
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,294
[SPEAKS IN GIBBERISH]
280
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:24,174
Soon electricity will be coursing
through the entire theater.
281
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,593
All right, Beakie, start running.
282
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,431
[BEAKER SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
283
00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,020
I'll just make a few minor adjustments.
284
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,229
KERMIT:
Yeah.
285
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,647
[BEAKER GRUNTING]
286
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,816
[SHOUTING IN GIBBERISH]
287
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,113
The connections
may not be quite right yet.
288
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,282
[CONTINUES SHOUTING IN GIBBERISH]
289
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,661
Oh, that's better.
290
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,871
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
291
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,832
-Come in.
-Excusez-moi, Buddy, dear.
292
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:01,252
-Hi, Miss Piggy. Come on in.
-I just had to come in and tell you
293
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,047
that I think
you are a truly great drummer.
294
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,340
Why, thank you, Miss Piggy.
295
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,425
I think you're a very large singer.
296
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,969
I beg your pardon?
297
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,097
-Oh, nothing. I'm really glad you came by.
-Oh?
298
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,973
-I have a question for you.
-Yes. Ahem.
299
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,226
Well, you know,
I'm kind of interested in karate--
300
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,187
Oh, oh, oh, Buddy, dear, say no more.
301
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,564
-Of course I shall give you some pointers.
-Oh.
302
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,527
I am a pink belt. Ahem.
303
00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:26,653
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
304
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,737
Oh, good.
305
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:32,826
Now, Buddy, dear, first of all, you should
put away those silly-nilly boards.
306
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,912
Beginners can only hurt themselves
on that sort of thing.
307
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:36,996
Hmm.
308
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:41,209
Buddy, karate is a peaceful activity.
309
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:45,505
The beginner need not dwell
on the violence and aggression.
310
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,882
-Uh-huh.
-First you must learn to be at peace--
311
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,134
[SCREAMS]
312
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,722
Holy guacamole!
313
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,390
Black belt.
314
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,476
-Gotcha.
-And speaking of black...
315
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:03,023
Oh, no! I cannot stand it. Not again.
316
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,107
I am a star.
317
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,736
I will not put up
with this stumbling around blind.
318
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,863
It's too bad lard doesn't glow
in the dark.
319
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,574
Pardon?
320
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,492
I said, it's too bad lard doesn't--
321
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,745
-Hi-yah!
-Ow!
322
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,209
Where did you learn to aim so good
without lights?
323
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,463
Oh, just a chop in the dark.
324
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,509
Okay. Good old Bunsen and Beaker.
325
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,054
That generator has just saved the day,
all right.
326
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:37,849
Let's see... Swedish Chef onstage next.
Swedish Chef, please.
327
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:41,144
[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
328
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,897
Yeah, well, thanks, Chef.
I'm very pleased too.
329
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,357
But... Hey...
330
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,651
Hey, listen, guys, what's the matter?
331
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,654
Oh, I'm afraid poor little Beaker
is getting tired.
332
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,739
Whew.
333
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,824
We'll have to throw the overdrive lever.
334
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,659
What does the overdrive lever do?
335
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,329
It puts an angry tiger
in the wheel with him.
336
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,290
[TIGER ROARING & BEAKER SCREAMING]
337
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,094
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
338
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,262
[SINGING IN GIBBERISH]
339
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,687
♪ Bork, bork, bork ♪
340
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,565
[SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
341
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:30,652
...yummy, yummy soufflé.
342
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:36,199
Mmm. The puffy, puffy soufflé.
343
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,034
[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
344
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,371
Soufflé? Soufflé, come, come.
345
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,332
Come back here. Here. Here.
346
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,668
Soufflé, come back.
347
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,837
[CONTINUES SPEAKING IN GIBBERISH]
348
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,883
Soufflé, go.
349
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,139
[AIR WHISTLING]
350
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,817
A Frisbee soufflé.
351
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:17,615
Kermit, I understand for the show's finale
you want me to do a drum battle.
352
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,743
Oh, yeah. I just love drum battles.
353
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,202
Okay. Who do I battle?
354
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,413
The other guy?
You know, the one that loses?
355
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,290
Animal.
356
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,167
-Animal? That's really his name?
-Mmm.
357
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,793
[ANIMAL YELLING]
358
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,920
Whoa, steady. Easy, Animal.
359
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,339
He looks like a sore loser.
360
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,506
[KERMIT CHUCKLES]
361
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:37,302
Heh, if this chain breaks,
you'll be a sore winner.
362
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,847
Listen, I'll go introduce you.
Floyd, get Animal ready.
363
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,099
Animal, you ready?
364
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,020
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
365
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,897
Yeah, he's ready.
366
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,026
Drum battle! Drum battle! Drum battle!
367
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,028
-Okay, uh...
-ANIMAL: Drum battle!
368
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:59,616
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the drum battle of the century.
369
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:03,995
Yes, in one corner,
our own ever-popular Animal.
370
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,039
[ANIMAL SHOUTING INCOHERENTLY]
371
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,957
Uh, heh...
372
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,250
And in the other corner,
373
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:13,338
The Muppet Show's own fearless guest star,
ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Buddy Rich!
374
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,215
Yay!
375
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,384
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
376
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,981
[YELLING]
377
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,699
[YELLS]
378
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,875
[YELLING]
379
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,061
[YELLS]
380
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,497
[YELLING]
381
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,417
BUDDY:
Darn it, there go the lights again!
382
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:07,095
Okay, we've just about come down
to the end of another one.
383
00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,430
But before we go,
384
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,473
let us bring back
our wonderful guest star--
385
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,101
BUDDY: Kermit,
wait till I get this thing off, okay?
386
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:16,062
Ladies and gentlemen,
the world's greatest drummer,
387
00:23:16,146 --> 00:23:17,063
Mr. Buddy Rich!
388
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,274
[CHEERING]
389
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:27,741
Listen, I'm sorry
about the battle of the drums, Buddy.
390
00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:28,950
That's all right, Kermit.
391
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,077
I'm glad it wasn't
the battle of the pianos.
392
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,997
-That little devil would have killed me.
-Mmm.
393
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,081
[GLASS SHATTERS]
394
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,667
Okay, we'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
395
00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,128
[ALL CHATTERING]
396
00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:42,297
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
397
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,290
Where were you when the lights went out?
398
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:20,085
In the dark. Where else, you old fool?
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