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[DOOR OPENS]
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Huh? Hey, who are you?
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I'm Jean-Pierre Rampal,
the guest star of the show.
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Oh, yeah, Jean-Pierre Rampal,
the musician fella.
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Well, we've got your instruments
right here.
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Here? But I don't play the fruit.
I play the flute.
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Well, flute, fruit, what's the difference?
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Hit it, boys.
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FRUIT:
♪ Yes, we have no bananas ♪
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♪ We have no bananas today ♪
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Jean-Pierre Rampal.
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[CHEERING]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to raise the curtain
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ Why do we always come here? ♪
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♪ I guess we'll never know ♪
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♪ It's like a kind of torture ♪
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♪ To have to watch this show ♪
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♪ But now let's get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC]
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Eat your heart out, Gillespie.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show,
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voted the best show in the world
out of all the shows hosted by frogs.
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And tonight our very special guest star
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is the internationally acclaimed
French flautist,
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which means he plays the flute,
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Jean-Pierre Rampal.
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Yes! But first,
a song that asks the musical question:
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"Why are those people sitting in a tree?"
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BIRDS: ♪ Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee
Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee
Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee
Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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♪ He rocks in the treetops all day long ♪
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♪ Hoppin' and a-boppin'
And a-singin' his song ♪
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♪ All the little birds on Jaybird Street ♪
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-♪ Love to hear the robin go ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet! ♪
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-♪ Rockin' robin ♪
BIRDS: ♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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-♪ Rockin' robin ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Blow, rockin' robin
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Every little swallow
Every chickadee ♪
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♪ Every little bird in the tall oak tree ♪
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♪ The wise old owl
And the big black crow ♪
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-♪ Flap their wings singin' ♪
-♪ Go, bird, go ♪
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-♪ Rockin' robin ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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-♪ Rockin' robin ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Blow, rockin' robin
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪
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BIRDS:
♪ Tweedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ A pretty little raven
At the bird bandstand ♪
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♪ Taught him how to do the bop
And it was grand ♪
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♪ They started going steady
And bless my soul ♪
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♪ He outbopped the buzzard
And the oriole ♪
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♪ He rocks in the treetops all day long ♪
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♪ Hoppin' and a-boppin'
And a-singin' his song ♪
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♪ All the little birds on Jaybird Street ♪
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-♪ Love to hear the robin go ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet! ♪
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-♪ Rockin' robin ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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-♪ Rockin' robin ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪
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♪ Blow, rockin' robin
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee ♪
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-♪ Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee ♪
-♪ Tweet, tweet! ♪
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-♪ Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee ♪
ANIMAL: ♪ Tweet, tweet! ♪
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-♪ Tweet, tweet! ♪
-♪ Tweedle-lee deedle-lee-dee ♪
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BIRDS & ANIMAL:
♪ Tweet, tweet! ♪
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BIRDS: ♪ Tweedle-lee-dee ♪
-♪ Tweet! ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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Well, that's something new.
They've never gone up a tree before.
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No, they usually just go out on a limb.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Okay, great opening number.
Great number, guys.
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-Kermit, Kermit, Kermit.
-Hmm?
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This is the last straw.
I will not go on with Beauregard.
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What's wrong, Miss Piggy?
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The idea that an artiste of my stature
would sing
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with a mouth-organ-playing stagehand?
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It is the coup de grace.
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Uh, beg pardon?
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-Coup de grace?
-Mm-hm.
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-It is French. Oh.
-Oh.
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Ahh, sometimes it is wearying
being the only person around here
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with culture and refinement, n'est-ce pas?
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Well, actually, Miss Piggy,
as you requested, we have a flautist.
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Oh, well, is he any good?
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He's the best.
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Well, all right, I'll do it.
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Oh, good.
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Get the flute player out there.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
there have been many adjectives used
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to describe our special guest:
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"brilliant," "imaginative," "classic,"
to name a few.
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But tonight he is about to earn
yet another adjective:
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"foolhardy,"
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as he attempts a duet
with our own Miss Piggy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Jean-Pierre Rampal.
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[CHEERS]
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Do it. Ahem.
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[PLAYING LIVELY CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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♪ Lo-- ♪
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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♪ Lo-- ♪
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-Now? Ahem.
-Yes, now.
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♪ Lo, here the gentle lark ♪
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♪ Weary of rest ♪
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♪ From his moist cabinet mounts ♪
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♪ Up on high ♪
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♪ And wakes the morning
From whose silver breast ♪
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♪ The sun ariseth ♪
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♪ In true majesty ♪
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♪ The sun ariseth ♪
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♪ In true majesty ♪
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[PIGGY CLEARS THROAT]
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You know, I usually sing alone.
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You know, I usually play alone.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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♪ Lo, here the gentle lark ♪
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♪ Lo, here the gentle lark ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la, la, la
La, la-la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-- ♪
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Aw, knock it off.
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-la, la-la
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La, la-la, la-la, la-la-la ♪
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♪ La, la! ♪
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[PIGGY PANTING]
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I got it now.
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♪ La! ♪
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Oh, I think one more chorus
would have killed the pig.
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BOTH:
Encore! Encore!
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NARRATOR:
And now...
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ridding the world of evil,
here comes Bear on Patrol.
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FOZZIE:
All right, come on.
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Oh, what now, Patrol Bear?
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Come on, you. Come on, come on, come on.
All right, now halt.
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Sir, sir,
I caught this guy double-parking.
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Oh, yeah? What's his name?
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Well, he doesn't have a name.
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Why not?
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Well, he can't talk. He's a car.
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Well, what's his license number, then?
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Oh. Oh, yes. It's Z-Z-X-K-L. Yes.
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Okay.
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Listen, Zzxkl, how do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
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[HORN HONKS THREE TIMES]
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Not guilty.
All right, then, where's your driver?
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[HORN HONKS TWICE]
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Don't know, huh?
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Oh, I thought he said "At home."
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Oh. Did you say "At home" or "Don't know"?
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[HORN HONKING REPEATEDLY]
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He said, "Let me out of this place.
I want to call my lawyer."
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Hmm. That's funny. I thought he said:
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"Please don't send me to jail.
I've got a wife and mopeds."
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Sir, what are we going to do?
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We need a police interpreter.
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You called, lieutenant?
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Oh, yes, yes. Oh, police interpreter, sir,
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we're having trouble
interrogating this guy.
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Ah. Did you ask the questions in English?
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Yes.
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That could be your problem.
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You have to speak to them
in their native tong.
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You mean "tongue."
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No, tong.
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Oh. Wait--
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[YELPING]
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[HORN HONKING REPEATEDLY]
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He's 3 years old. He's imported.
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FOZZIE:
Oh, please! Please!
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[HORN HONKING REPEATEDLY]
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He doesn't know where his driver is,
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but he likes an occasional sip
of motor oil.
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Don't do this!
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[FOZZIE YELPING & HORN HONKING REPEATEDLY]
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It's not his fault he was double-parked.
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Wait, please! This is not fun! Please!
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Stop complaining, Patrol Bear.
We all have to do our part.
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Ah! Please, please!
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Please, please, I'm begging! Please!
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-Oh, Piggy.
-Hmm?
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Jean-Pierre wanted to talk to you.
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Jean-Pierre?
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Oh, oh, yes, the flute player, mm-hm.
He's sweet.
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Yeah, you know, I told him that you
and he could talk French together.
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Oh, well, why?
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He is French,
and I thought it would be nice for you
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to chat with someone
of culture and refinement.
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Um... Heh, heh.
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Yes, well, um, I just remembered,
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I have laryngitis.
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Uh, my vocal coach told me
not to speak French.
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-Heh, heh. Um...
-Oh?
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I'm not even supposed
to each french fries. Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, excusez-moi-- Excuse me.
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-Oh, Miss Piggy.
-Hmm?
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I've been a great fan of yours for years.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
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Um, ha, ha. Thank you. Ha, ha.
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-You're welcome.
-What did he say?
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Well, uh, I'm not exactly sure.
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But Kermit told me that you speak French.
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Yes, all the time.
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Well, um, I can speak French.
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I just can't hear it. Ahem.
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Oh? Sort of laryngitis of the ear.
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Cool it, greeno.
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Um, so nice to chat with you, Jean-Pierre.
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I must go rest after my performance.
I'm certain you understand.
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[PIGGY CHUCKLES]
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Hasta la vista.
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Au revoir.
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Uh, she's very temperamental.
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She's a great artist.
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Oh?
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Uh, what is English phrase?
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Yes. Ah, yes.
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She's a con artist.
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Mm. You can say that again.
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Yes, a con artist.
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He did.
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[HEART BEATING]
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[BEEPING RHYTHMICALLY]
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[BREATHING]
243
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[RATTLING]
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[THUMPING]
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[BASS LINE PLAYING]
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[SCATTING]
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[BOTH SCATTING]
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♪ Conga! ♪
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ALL:
♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
251
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ For sure this is a conga ♪
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ALL:
♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
255
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
256
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
257
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
258
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
259
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, conga! ♪
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[PLAYING MUSETTE MUSIC]
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JACQUES: Mwah! Ho, ho!
DELPHINE: Ho, ho! Ho, ho!
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Mwah, mwah, mwah. Oh, Delphine, oh!
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[JACQUES & DELPHINE MURMURING IN FRENCH
AND GIGGLING]
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Oh, Jacques.
This little place, she is so beautiful.
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So Parisian.
272
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So, how you say, French.
273
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But, my darling,
274
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we do not need all of this French rubbish
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when we have each other.
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-Oh, mm, mm, mm.
-Oh! Oh...
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Oh, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques.
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That is my name.
Do not wear it out. Ho, ho.
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François, play something romantique.
280
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Oh? What do you think this is,
chopped liver?
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[HUMMING]
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Everybody dances, even the French poodle.
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[PENGUIN SCATTING]
284
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:32,307
That is the worst accordion playing
I have ever heard.
285
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:36,644
Oh, yeah? That's the worst French accent
I've ever heard too.
286
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[ALL CHATTERING]
287
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Alligator just went by there.
288
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:53,953
My darling,
please do not run away from me.
289
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,207
Oh, but, Jacques,
this is such fun, dancing.
290
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,917
I know it is, but...
291
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It is a little too fast, n'est-ce pas?
292
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,047
Oh, no, no.
293
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:08,093
WOMAN: Keep it quiet down there!
I'm trying to sleep!
294
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,013
Please, please!
295
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A bottle hit him on his head.
296
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[PLAYING WARM-UP]
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Gee, if you're rehearsing in here,
298
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I was hoping
you'd just let me sit and listen.
299
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,575
Birds love flute music.
300
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,413
Well, I can understand that.
You know, flautists love birds too.
301
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-Oh, really?
-Yes.
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[PLAYING LIVELY CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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Did you like it?
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-Beautiful.
-Thank you very much.
305
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Thank you. Thank you.
306
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Oh. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here
at Muppet Labs,
307
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where the future is being made today.
308
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:06,604
And today we have something to speed up
those time-consuming repairs.
309
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Yes, you've guessed it already:
310
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the electric sledgehammer.
311
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Simple in concept, yes.
312
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,448
But is it foolproof?
313
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Well, that's where my assistant,
Beaker, comes in.
314
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[SPEAKS IN GIBBERISH]
315
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Very good, Beaker, right on cue.
316
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,667
Now, when I plug the machine in,
you press the start button,
317
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and we'll drive this stubborn old nail
to kingdom come.
318
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[SPEAKS IN GIBBERISH]
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Go.
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Oh, dear.
321
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,975
[BEAKER YELPING]
322
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Oh, thank you, Beaker.
Now you've broken it.
323
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[BEAKER SPEAKS IN GIBBERISH]
324
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No, he hasn't.
325
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NEWSMAN:
Here is a Muppet News Flash.
326
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Muppet Labs has announced the escape
of their new electric sledgehammer,
327
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which is believed to be roaming the city
on a very long extension cord.
328
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,419
There is no need to panic, however,
329
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:15,173
since the hammer only attacks
really wimpy nerds.
330
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,676
Hmm? Oh! Aah!
331
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:23,098
Okay, the "Pied Piper" number's next.
"Pied Piper" next.
332
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,267
Ugh. There's too much violence
on newscasts.
333
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,519
Mm.
334
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,271
Hey, Kermit.
You know the story of the Pied Piper?
335
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,274
-Of course.
-Yeah, well, the rats don't like it.
336
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,818
Who cares?
337
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,945
Well, they filed an official protest.
338
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,322
Rats? How official could it be?
339
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,533
Well, listen to this.
340
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:45,704
"We feel the Pied Piper shows rats
in a bad light."
341
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,956
What's wrong with that?
If it was a good light,
342
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:52,210
you could see their pointy little noses
and their long icky tails.
343
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,962
Kermit, they're serious.
344
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,339
Oh, well, do they refuse to do the number?
345
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,717
-No, but--
-Then there's no point in discussing it.
346
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-But--
-The closing number's the "Pied Piper"!
347
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:04,431
But they have changed the story a little.
348
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,351
And now please welcome
our very special guest star,
349
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Jean-Pierre Rampal,
350
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making his acting debut
in the fairy-tale classic
351
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"The Pied Piper of Hamelin."
352
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:42,677
Oh, burgomaster, burgomaster,
whatever shall we do?
353
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:47,849
Our little village is being overrun
by these ravenous hordes of children.
354
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,477
RIZZO:
Oh, no!
355
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:54,147
RAT: Yeah, they are eating us
out of house und home.
356
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,775
We'll have to hire somebody
to get rid of them.
357
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,654
Cross my palm with silver,
358
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,074
and I will rid the village
of the nuisance.
359
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:07,285
It's a deal.
I'll cross your palm with silver.
360
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:12,415
What? He wants the Lone Ranger's horse
to run over his hands?
361
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,086
It's just a figure of speech.
362
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,838
You'll get your money
when you get rid of these pests.
363
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,757
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
364
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,967
[PLAYING LIVELY DISCO MUSIC]
365
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KIDS: ♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
366
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♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
367
00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:53,581
♪ Don't you carry nothin'
That might be a load ♪
368
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:58,211
♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
369
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:07,595
♪ Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
370
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:12,308
♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
371
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:17,230
♪ Don't you carry nothin'
That might be a load ♪
372
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♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
373
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RATS: ♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
374
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:55,101
♪ Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
375
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:59,856
♪ Don't you carry nothin'
That might be a load ♪
376
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:04,611
RATS: ♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
377
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:09,407
♪ Pick your left foot up
When your right one's down ♪
378
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:14,120
♪ Come on, legs, keep movin'
Don't you lose no ground ♪
379
00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:18,917
♪ 'Cause the road you're walkin'
Might be long sometime ♪
380
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,505
KIDS: ♪ But just keep on steppin'
And you'll be just fine ♪
381
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:28,259
♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
382
00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:32,889
♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
383
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:37,936
♪ Don't you carry nothin'
That might be a load ♪
384
00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:41,231
♪ Come on
Ease on down, ease on down ♪
385
00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,525
♪ Ease on down, ease on down ♪
386
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:47,696
♪ Ease on down, ease on down the road ♪
387
00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:04,796
Looks like we've just about come down
to the end of another one.
388
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:08,675
But before we go, let us say thank you
to a wonderful guest star.
389
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:12,846
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jean-Pierre Rampal! Yay!
390
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,597
Thank you.
391
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,686
Thank you, Kermit. It was a pleasure.
392
00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:24,774
I loved working with everybody,
especially with Mademoiselle Piggy.
393
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:27,027
Oh. Oh, thank you, Jean.
394
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:29,112
I hope your voice gets better
395
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,990
so we can have a long conversation
together in French.
396
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:35,618
Ah, oh, uh-huh.
Well, um, why don't you write me a letter?
397
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,871
I will send you a billet-doux.
398
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:40,540
Oh, nice. Do you know my size?
399
00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,292
-Ha-ha-ha.
-What?
400
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,878
-See you next time on The Muppet Show!
-What's so funny?
401
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:48,340
KERMIT: Oh, well, you know...
-What is so...? What's so funny?
402
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,508
[ALL CHATTERING]
403
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,761
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
404
00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:25,418
Jean-Pierre has recorded an album
of Frank Sinatra's hits on the flute.
405
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:26,544
What's it called?
406
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,129
I Did It Sideways.
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