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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Alice Cooper.
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Cooper.
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Ready whenever you say, Scooter.
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[MONSTERS HISSING AND GROWLING]
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Uh, sir, I think there's something
you should know.
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-Yes?
-These monsters aren't ours.
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I know. They're mine.
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It's The Muppet Show, with our
very special guest star, Alice Cooper!
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Yay!
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[WHIMPERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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-You gotta admit, the opening is catchy.
-So is smallpox.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[EERIE WHISTLING]
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Hi, there, and welcome again
to The Muppet Show.
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Tonight, our special guest star
is one of the world's most talented,
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but frightening performers, Alice Cooper.
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So beware of ghoulies and ghosties
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and long-legged beasties
and things that go bump in the night.
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[SCREECHING AND THUDDING]
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That does it. I'm leaving.
Uh, here's Alice Cooper.
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[ROCK BALLAD PLAYING]
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare ♪
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♪ I think you're gonna like it ♪
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♪ I think you're gonna feel ♪
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♪ You belong ♪
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[SKELETON CHUCKLES]
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Welcome to my breakdown ♪
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♪ I hope I didn't scare you ♪
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♪ That's just the way we are
When we come down ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ We sweat and laugh and scream here ♪
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♪ 'Cause life is just a dream here ♪
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♪ You know inside you feel ♪
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♪ Right at home ♪
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♪ Here ♪
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♪ Welcome to my breakdown ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare ♪
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♪ I think you're gonna like it ♪
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♪ I think you're gonna feel you belong ♪
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Welcome to my nightmare
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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Where do you suppose
he got the name Alice?
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It's a family name.
He was named after a maiden uncle.
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Hey, it wasn't spooky like this
when Julie Andrews did the show.
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Let's see, what's next?
William Tell act on-stage, you guys.
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Come on, move it! Move it!
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[STUTTERING] Don't shout!
It makes me nervous.
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-Okay, way to go, Alice.
-Oh, thank you, Kermit.
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It must be great to be a rock star.
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Oh, would you like to be a rock star?
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Uh, well, yeah, sure,
love to be a rock star.
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-Well, then, just sign this contract.
-Contract?
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Uh, yes, I have a friend
that runs a service.
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He could guarantee
to make you a rock star.
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Yeah, well, when I said I wanted to be
a rock star, I was sort of half kidding.
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I mean, well,
I'd like to be an astronaut too.
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Well, then, just cross out the word
"rock star" and write in "astronaut."
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I don't think I want anything
to do with this.
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It looks like you're stuck with it,
doesn't it?
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Just read it over anyways.
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Oh, he must be kidding.
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Why, how can he guarantee that?
And what must it cost?
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[LAUGHS]
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Not a penny, just your soul.
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I'm sure I didn't hear that, or see it.
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[ARROW WHIZZES, THEN THUDS]
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MUPPET: Ouch!
-But that I heard.
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You just can't move when I'm shooting.
I've told you that a thousand times.
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Well, you know me.
In one ear and out the other.
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Weird. Weird show.
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Ahem. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,
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here at Muppet Labs,
where the future is being made today.
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Well, our latest development
is the germ enlarger.
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For years, scientists have had to study
teensy, weensy germs
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under a powerful microscope.
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But now, the germ enlarger
makes the microscope obsolete.
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Comes out of your pay, Beaker.
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Here in this dish is isolated
a sample of the deadly germ,
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skeptococcus yuchotherium.
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Now, watch what happens when Beaker
adds one drop of germ enlarger.
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[SHRIEKING]
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Notice how easy it is, now, for Beaker
to study that germ.
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And vice versa.
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That's all for now from Muppet Labs.
Whoa, Beaker...
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Bunsen, that germ
better not be contagious.
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[SNICKERS]
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"...party of the first part guarantees
to give party of the second part
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fabulous riches and worldwide fame."
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Kermit, what is this contract?
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Oh, that-- Oh, that--
That just belongs to Alice. That's, uh...
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-You know the Faust story?
-No.
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Okay, well, you see,
Faust sold his soul to the devil
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and in return, became very rich
and very famous,
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and Alice says
that this is that kind of a contract.
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Really? Where do I sign?
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I've gotta get a pen. Hey, give me a pen.
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I'll give you a chicken for it.
I'll give you all my chickens for a pen!
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I'd sell my soul for a pen!
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No, I have other plans for that.
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A pen! I gotta have a pen!
Somebody! Fozzie! Scooter!
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[GROANS]
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I've never known a toothache
this bad before.
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ALL: He's never known a toothache
this bad before.
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It's like having toothache
all over my body.
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It's like having toothache
all over his body.
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-And another thing.
-And another thing.
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I keep hearing voices.
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[MOUTHING WORDS]
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-And what's worse...
-And what's worse...
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...the echo is often incorrect.
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[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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And sometimes...
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And sometimes, it says what
I'm going to say before I've said it.
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...it says what I'm going to--
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Yeah, well...
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Yeah, well, none of this
is helping my toothache.
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You took the words right out of my mouth.
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VOICE:
Pity you couldn't take the teeth as well.
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-Who was that?
-Don't look at us.
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Whoa!
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I've never known a toothache
this bad before.
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He's never known a toothache
this bad before.
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It's like having toothache
all over my body.
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It's like having toothache
all over your body.
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And another...
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-Mr. Cooper.
-Yes.
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I don't believe it.
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Let me come right to the point.
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You, sir, are a demented,
sick, degenerate,
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barbaric, naughty...
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freako.
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Why, thank you.
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Freakos, one. Civilization, zero.
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Who ordered the spider sandwich?
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Uh, oh, Gladys,
this show is so weird tonight.
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I'm gonna stay right down here
in the canteen with these clean-cut kids.
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[SIGHS]
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Why can't we have one thing nice
on this show tonight?
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[MELLOW PIANO TUNE PLAYING]
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[BIRDS SINGING]
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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Over the rainbow ♪
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♪ Way up high ♪
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♪ There's a land ♪
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♪ That I heard of ♪
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♪ Once in a lullaby ♪
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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Over the rainbow ♪
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♪ Skies are blue ♪
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♪ And the ♪
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♪ Dreams that you dare to dream ♪
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♪ Really do come true ♪
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♪ Someday I'll wish upon a star ♪
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♪ And wake up where the clouds are far ♪
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♪ Behind me ♪
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♪ Where troubles melt like lemon drops ♪
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♪ Away above the chimney tops ♪
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♪ That's where you'll ♪
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♪ Find me ♪
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♪ Somewhere ♪
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♪ Over the rainbow ♪
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♪ Bluebirds fly ♪
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♪ Birds fly ♪
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♪ Over the rainbow ♪
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♪ Why then, oh, why can't I? ♪
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♪ If happy little bluebirds fly ♪
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♪ Beyond the rainbow ♪
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♪ Why, oh, why ♪
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♪ Can't I? ♪
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Oh, boy, this is a spooky show.
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Think about that, folks.
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Not you.
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Huh?
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Huh? Huh?
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[GASPING]
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-♪ This is my ♪
-♪ Once a year day ♪
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♪ Once a year day felt the morning sun
And knew that ♪
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-♪ This was my ♪
-♪ Once a year day ♪
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♪ Once a year day ♪
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♪ Even got a kiss from you ♪
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♪ I feel like hopping up and down
Like a kangaroo ♪
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♪ Jumping fences, climbing trees
What pleases me is what I'll do ♪
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-♪ 'Cause this is my ♪
-♪ Once a year day ♪
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♪ Once a year day ♪
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♪ Everyone's entitled to be wild ♪
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-♪ Be a child ♪
-♪ Be a goof ♪
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-♪ Raise the roof ♪
-♪ Once a year ♪
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♪ This is my once a year day ♪
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♪ Once a year day felt the morning sun
And knew that ♪
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♪ This was my once a year day ♪
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♪ Once a year day ♪
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♪ Everyone's entitled to be wild ♪
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♪ Be a child, be a goof, raise the roof ♪
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♪ Once a year ♪
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And with the power vested in me,
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I have touched you and made you beautiful.
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Let no man call you ugly.
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With me at your side,
we will lead a life of eternal happiness.
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♪ When I get home from work
Wanna wrap myself around you ♪
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♪ I wanna take you, squeeze you ♪
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♪ 'Till the passion starts to rise ♪
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♪ I'd like to take you to heaven ♪
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♪ That would make my day complete ♪
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♪ But you and me ain't no movie stars ♪
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♪ What we are is what we are ♪
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♪ We share a bed, some lovin' ♪
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♪ And TV ♪
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♪ And that's enough for a workin' man ♪
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♪ What I am is what I am ♪
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♪ I tell you, baby
You're just enough for me ♪
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♪ Sometimes when you're asleep ♪
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♪ And I'm just staring at the ceiling ♪
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♪ I wanna reach out and touch you ♪
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♪ But you just go on dreamin' ♪
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♪ I'd like to take you to heaven ♪
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♪ That would make my day complete ♪
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♪ But you and me ain't no superstars ♪
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♪ What we are is what we are ♪
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♪ We share a bed, some popcorn ♪
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♪ And TV ♪
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♪ And that's enough for a workin' man ♪
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♪ What I am is what I am ♪
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♪ I tell you, baby
You're just enough for me ♪
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♪ I tell you, baby
You're just enough for me ♪
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Excuse-- Hey, who turned off the lights?
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Miss Piggy wanted on-stage
for Pigs in Space.
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[IN PIGGY'S VOICE] I'll be right there.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Pardon moi, Alicimo. Ahem.
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[SHOUTS]
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What? What the...? Hey!
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All right, listen, Cooper,
the deal is off!
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Make with the magic!
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-Oh, all right.
-All right!
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Oh. All right, all right. That's better.
252
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And you can tell your man I wouldn't
sell you my soul if you paid me!
253
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Creep!
254
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,918
Yeah, hello, boss?
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00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,295
No, no, I didn't make a sale.
256
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:53,425
Uh, listen, do I get any commission
on hourly rentals?
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Whew. Touchy.
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NARRATOR:
And now:
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[ECHOING] Pigs in Space!
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When we last saw the spaceship, Swinetrek,
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Captain Link Hogthrob was suffering
from a mysterious space disease.
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Oh.
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First Mate Piggy, help me move Link
back to the electro cosmotron.
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Yes! Yes!
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[PIGGY GROANING]
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It's like King Kong.
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STRANGEPORK:
Easy, yeah, good, good.
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00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,009
Oh, doctor, does he stand a chance?
269
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,762
Well, I hesitate to try
this shock treatment.
270
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,306
It's very dangerous,
and it could kill him.
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00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,808
Oh! Is there no alternative?
272
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:48,188
Well, you could give him
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
273
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,233
You connect the wires,
I'll throw the switch.
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-Ready?
-So-- Just-- Now, all connected.
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Three, two, one.
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[ELECTRICITY BUZZING]
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Hey. What...
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Oh! Look, Dr. Strangepork,
he's coming around.
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Yes, it worked.
Turn it off now, First Mate Piggy.
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-Yes.
-Uh, Dr. Strangepork, what happened?
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Oh, uh, just temporary, Link.
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-I said, turn it off!
-Uh... I did!
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00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:32,023
Uh-oh. Sorry, Link.
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00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:37,028
But look at me,
I'm just a shell of my former self.
285
00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:39,114
But-- But, uh...
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00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,325
You're much more interesting.
287
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,328
No, I think he looks weird.
288
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,122
Of course he looks weird.
289
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,542
I'm just trying to make him feel better,
dumb-o.
290
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,462
Do you really think
I look more interesting?
291
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,756
Yes, dear.
292
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,093
Well, in that case,
how about a little kissy-kissy?
293
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,137
-What?
-Hmm?
294
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,854
Look what you did!
295
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,191
Funny, I look more interesting,
but you look weird.
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00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,277
[STRANGEPORK LAUGHING]
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00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,988
Oh, shut up, Strangepork!
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00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:24,659
I'll do something to help
as soon as I can stop laughing.
299
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:28,830
Oh, yeah? Well, stop this! Hi-yah!
300
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:33,001
Oh, no! You swine kopf,
look what you've done to me.
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LINK: Dr. Strangepork...
PIGGY: Something's happening to the ship.
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NARRATOR:
Tune in next week,
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but I'm sure you'll be able to find
something better to watch than
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Pigs in Space!
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00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:52,145
-Yeah, what did you think of that?
-Out of sight.
306
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:55,148
-You mean you liked it?
-No, it was out of sight.
307
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,692
I had my eyes closed.
308
00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:03,156
And now, for one last time, Alice Cooper.
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[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ Well, we got no choice ♪
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♪ All the girls and boys ♪
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♪ Makin' all that noise ♪
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♪ 'Cause they found new toys ♪
314
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:48,910
♪ Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag ♪
315
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:52,580
♪ If that don't suit ya, that's a drag ♪
316
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:58,211
♪ School's out for summer ♪
317
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:04,843
♪ School's out forever ♪
318
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♪ School's been blown to pieces ♪
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♪ No more pencils ♪
320
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,036
♪ No more books ♪
321
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,873
♪ No more teacher's ♪
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♪ Dirty looks ♪
323
00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:56,394
♪ Well, we got no class ♪
324
00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,398
♪ And we got no principles ♪
325
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,484
♪ And we got no innocence ♪
326
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,614
♪ We can't even think
Of a word that rhymes ♪
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00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:14,287
♪ School's out forever ♪
328
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:21,711
♪ School's out for summer ♪
329
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:28,176
♪ School's out with fever ♪
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00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:34,224
♪ My school's been blown ♪
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♪ To pieces ♪
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00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,534
Well, it's been a little strange tonight,
even for us,
333
00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:55,412
but before we all go home
and hide under the bed,
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00:24:55,495 --> 00:25:00,041
uh, let us bring out our very
special guest star, Alice Cooper!
335
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:04,796
SWEETUMS:
What a great show!
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00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,758
Kermit, it's been a real pleasure.
337
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:10,593
[THUNDER CRASHING]
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00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:15,932
GONZO:
This is the voice of doom!
339
00:25:16,016 --> 00:25:18,977
Sounds more like the voice of Gonzo.
340
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:23,565
Gonzo, is that the contract
with the devil?
341
00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:28,319
Uh, no, Kermit, it's worse than that.
This is the bill from Special Effects.
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[ALL GROANING]
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I don't want to think about it.
344
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:35,326
We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
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00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,829
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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So, that was Alice Cooper?
347
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:20,163
You should see his sister,
James Fennimore.
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