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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Leo Sayer.
Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Sayer.
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Thank you, Scooter.
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I don't really believe
this is The Muppet Show.
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It's so quiet in here
you can almost hear a pin drop.
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[CEILING RUMBLING]
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[YELLS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Strike! Mm.
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Now I believe it's The Muppet Show.
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It's The Muppet Show,
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with our very special guest star,
Leo Sayer.
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[CHEERS]
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[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
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♪ It's time to play the music ♪
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♪ It's time to light the lights ♪
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♪ It's time to meet the Muppets
On The Muppet Show tonight ♪
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♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪
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♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
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♪ It's time to get things started ♪
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♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪
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Come back here, Statler.
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If I have to stay and watch this,
so do you.
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♪ It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational ♪
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♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪
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♪ This is what we call ♪
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♪ The Muppet Show ♪
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[SQUEALS AND CRACKLES]
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My teeth!
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Thank you, thank you,
and welcome again to The Muppet Show.
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We're very excited
about tonight's guest star
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because it's not often that we have
any really good rock on the show.
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Hey, yeah.
We rocks are pretty upset by it.
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Uh, I suppose that's true.
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I guess we've been taking you
for "granite." Ha, ha.
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[ROCK GRUNTS]
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[KERMIT YELPS]
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Just my luck,
a rock with no sense of humor.
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-Get out of here.
-Unh!
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Okay, as I was trying to say,
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here is one of the truly great stars
of rock music,
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the delightful Mr. Leo Sayer,
who makes us feel like dancing.
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[BAND PLAYING DISCO MUSIC]
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♪ You've got a cute way of talkin' ♪
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♪ You've got the better of me ♪
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♪ Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin' ♪
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♪ Like a dog, hangin' on your lead ♪
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♪ I'm in a spin, you know
Shakin' on a string, you know ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I wanna dance the night away ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna dance the night away ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I feel like dancin', whoo! ♪
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-♪ Dancin'
CHORUS: ♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ Dance the night away ♪
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♪ I feel like dancin', whoo! ♪
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♪ Dancin' ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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♪ Quarter to 4 in the mornin' ♪
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♪ I ain't feelin' tired
No, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ Just hold me tight
And leave on the light ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't wanna go home ♪
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♪ You've put a spell on me ♪
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♪ I'm right where you want me to be ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I wanna dance the night away ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I wanna dance the night away ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I feel like dancin', whoo! ♪
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-♪ Dancin' ♪
-♪ Caw! ♪
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♪ Dance the night away ♪
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♪ I feel like dancin', whoo! ♪
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-♪ Dancin' ♪
-♪ Caw! ♪
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♪ Dance the night away ♪
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♪ I feel like dancin', whoo! ♪
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-♪ Dancin' ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ Dance the night away ♪
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♪ I feel like dancin', whoo! ♪
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-♪ Dancin' ♪
CHORUS: ♪ Ah! ♪
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♪ Ah ♪
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CHORUS:
♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo ♪
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-♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo ♪
-♪ Whoa-woop ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo ♪
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-♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo ♪
-♪ A-ha ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doot-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ But if you'll let me stay
We'll dance our lives away ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna dance my life away ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna dance my life away ♪
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♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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♪ I'm gonna dance my life away ♪
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-♪ I feel just like dancin' ♪
-♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
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-♪ I'm gonna dance my life away ♪
-♪ You make me feel ♪
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-♪ You make me feel like dancin' ♪
-♪ Just like dancin' ♪
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-♪ I'm gonna dance my life away ♪
-♪ I feel ♪
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♪ Whoo! You make me feel ♪
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♪ You make me feel ♪
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There's something about him reminds me
of me when I was young.
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-What is it?
-Mainly his age.
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Okay, strike that set.
Set up the next number.
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-Uh, Kermie.
-Hmm?
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May I ask you, what is this
"Carbon Paper" number coming up next?
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Oh, yeah.
That's a song that Annie Sue is doing.
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You know, she's a girl singer.
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Uh-huh.
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Mm-hm. I see, I see.
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Yeah, but she's not at all like you,
Miss Piggy.
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Well, of course not, Kermie.
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You said she was a girl singer.
I am a woman singer.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, that is true.
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So, uh, what is, uh...?
What is she, a chicken?
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A what, a goat? She's not a frog, is she?
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No, no, she's a, uh... She's a...
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[STAMMERING]
Uh, she's a pig.
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-What?
-She's a pig.
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Another girl pig singer?!
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Yeah, but you're a woman.
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Forget that! Who cares?
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Yeah, but like I say,
she's nothing like you.
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-I mean, she's very young--
-What?!
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She's just a kid.
She's very inexperienced.
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She's just learning the business,
Miss Piggy.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm. I have some things to do.
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Yeah, but...
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Hello, sir. Do I look all right?
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-Oh, Annie Sue, you look wonderful.
-Oh, good.
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-Oh, Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy?
-What?!
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Would you like to say hello to Annie Sue?
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Oh. Heh. Hello, Annabel.
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Miss Piggy! How do you do, ma'am?
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Yes, if you'll both excuse me...
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Uh, yeah, she had some things to do.
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[GLASS SHATTERING & PIGGY SCREAMING]
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It sounds like she's doing them now.
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-I think I'd better go introduce you.
-Oh, sure.
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[PIGGY CONTINUES SCREAMING]
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And now, here to entertain you,
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the Muppets' delightful little lady
of song--
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[FURNITURE CRASHING & PIGGY SCREAMING]
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Uh, that is, one of the Muppets'
delightful little ladies of song,
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Miss Annie Sue.
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[BAND PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC]
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♪ You put a piece of carbon paper
Under your heart ♪
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♪ And gave me just a copy of your love ♪
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♪ Each dove and pigeon'll
Know who got the original ♪
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♪ Darling, can't you see
What you mean to me? ♪
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♪ Oh, how you fooled me
With those giggles, winks and nudges ♪
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♪ The love that you gave me
Was a duplicate with smudges ♪
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♪ 'Cause you put a piece of carbon paper
Under your heart ♪
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♪ And gave me just a copy ♪
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Here we go, everybody.
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[FEET TAPPING]
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♪ Oh, how you fooled me
With those giggles, winks and nudges ♪
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♪ The love that you gave me
Was a duplicate with smudges ♪
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♪ 'Cause you put a piece of carbon paper
Under your heart ♪
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♪ And gave me just a copy of ♪
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♪ Gave me just a second sheet of love ♪
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Terrific. I love her.
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That bundle of talent's the only thing
that'll keep this show going.
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Shall we shoot her now
before she ruins everything?
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Hey, that was terrific, Annie Sue.
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Oh, thank you, sir. I was so nervous.
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Oh, you were wonderful.
The audience loved you. You were a smash.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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KERMIT:
Mm.
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Speaking of smash...
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-Miss Piggy.
-Uh, yeah.
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You know that dramatic recitation
you've always wanted to do?
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-Of course.
-I want you to do it now.
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-Really?
-Mm-hm.
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I had the stage all set up
out there for you.
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Oh, Kermit! Oh, I'll...
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-Which side did she kiss you on?
-This one over here.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Oh, Kermie, it's beautiful.
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[ROWLF POUNDS KEYS]
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Oh. Ahem.
"The Daffodils" by William Wordsworth.
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[ROWLF PLAYING TRANQUIL CLASSICAL MUSIC]
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I wandered lonely as a cloud
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That floats on high o'er vales and hills--
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[SNEEZES]
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Ahem. Excuse me.
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When all at once I saw a crowd
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A host, of golden daffodils
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[ROWLF SNEEZES]
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-Sorry.
-Ahem.
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Beside the lake--
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[SNEEZES]
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Beside the tree-- The tree-- The--
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[SNEEZES]
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[ROWLF GRUNTS]
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[SNEEZES]
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[ROWLF YELLS]
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[PIANO CRASHES]
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Please excuse me.
It's the flow-- The flow--
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[SNEEZES]
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[ALL SNEEZE]
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Kermit!
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All right, where is El Slimo?
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Who put the sneezing powder
in the flowers?
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And what do you have to say for yourself?
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[SNEEZES]
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[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ Although I chose this lonely life ♪
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♪ It seems it's strangling me now ♪
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♪ And all the wild men, big cigars
Gigantic cars ♪
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♪ They're all laughing at me now
Ha! ♪
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♪ Oh, I've been used
Oh, so used ♪
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♪ Oh, I've been a fool
Oh, what a fool ♪
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♪ And I broke all the rules
I broke all the rules ♪
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♪ But I won't let the show go on ♪
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ Look, there's an enormous crowd
Of people ♪
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♪ And they're all after my blood, yeah ♪
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♪ I wish maybe they could tear down
The walls of this Muppet Theater ♪
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♪ And let me out
Oh, let me out ♪
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♪ But I've been blind
Oh, so blind ♪
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♪ Wasting my time
Wasted, wasted, oh, so much time ♪
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♪ Walking on the wire
High wire ♪
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♪ But I won't let the show go on ♪
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[SCATTING]
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ I wish you'd help me escape ♪
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♪ And help me get away ♪
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♪ Leave me outside my address ♪
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♪ Far away from this masquerade ♪
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♪ Masquerade! ♪
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♪ I've been used
Oh, so used ♪
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♪ I've been a fool
Oh, what a fool ♪
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♪ I broke all the rules ♪
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♪ I've been used
Oh, misused ♪
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♪ But I won't let the show go--
What'd I say? ♪
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♪ I won't let the show ♪
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♪ I won't let the show go on ♪
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[BAND PLAYING LIVELY RAGTIME MUSIC]
241
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♪ It was at the matinee ♪
242
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:06,680
♪ Sweet Mabel and I did meet ♪
243
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:11,184
♪ She was in the ballet front row ♪
244
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♪ And I in a balcony seat ♪
245
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,192
♪ She was one of those dickey birds ♪
246
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,987
♪ Beautiful wings she had on ♪
247
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:26,574
♪ Figure divine, wish she were mine ♪
248
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:30,578
♪ On her I was totally gone ♪
249
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:34,082
♪ She was a dear little dickey bird ♪
250
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,792
[CHIRPS]
251
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:40,130
♪ She went humming-humming sweetly ♪
252
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:44,759
♪ She sang to me
Till all my money was spent ♪
253
00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:45,885
[CHIRPS]
254
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,596
♪ Then she went off-song ♪
255
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,764
[CLUCKS]
256
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:53,935
♪ We parted on fighting terms ♪
257
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:57,605
♪ She was one of the early birds ♪
258
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,651
♪ And I was one of the worms ♪
259
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:05,238
♪ She was a dear little dickey bird ♪
260
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,240
[BIRDS CHIRPING RHYTHMICALLY]
261
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,119
♪ She went three-four-five-six sweetly ♪
262
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:16,583
♪ She sang to me
Till all my money was spent ♪
263
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,086
♪ Then she went off-song ♪
264
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,212
[CLUCKS]
265
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:24,924
♪ We parted on fighting terms ♪
266
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:28,636
♪ She was one of the early birds ♪
267
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,891
♪ And I was one of the worms ♪
268
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,060
[BIRDS CHIRPING RHYTHMICALLY]
269
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♪ She was one of the early birds ♪
270
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:51,117
♪ And I was one of the worms ♪
271
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,835
-Hey, Leo!
-Hey, Dr. Teeth!
272
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,128
[LAUGHS]
273
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:05,298
-Hey, that last number was terrific.
-Thank you, Dr. Teeth.
274
00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,760
But you know, it sounded good,
but it wasn't the arrangement I sent in.
275
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,721
Oh, yeah,
your arrangements came yesterday.
276
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,765
Animal had them for lunch.
277
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,266
He ate my arrangements?
278
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,977
Well, he certainly couldn't read them.
279
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:21,815
When Animal gets anything,
he either hits it or eats it.
280
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,983
No third alternative.
281
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,904
Interesting. Anyway, it sounded good.
I'd really like to meet Animal.
282
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,490
Hey, you wanna meet Animal?
That's no problem.
283
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,117
-One thing, though.
-What's that?
284
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,244
-See that line down on the floor?
-This line?
285
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,453
Stand behind that line.
286
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,664
-Stand behind it?
-Yeah. That's perfect.
287
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,542
Hey, Animal! Come on in here, Animal!
288
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,377
ANIMAL:
Coming!
289
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,005
Dr. Teeth,
why do I have to stand behind the line?
290
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,507
-That's how far his chain reaches.
-Oh, oh.
291
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,135
ANIMAL: Leo Sayer!
-Aah! Aah!
292
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It's Animal!
293
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[ANIMAL YELPS]
294
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Rawr! Rawr! Leo!
295
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974
[HUMMING]
296
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
297
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Entrez.
298
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,355
Uh, excuse me, Miss Piggy.
Annie Sue is outside.
299
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,566
Good. She can stay there.
300
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,485
Aw, listen, Miss Piggy,
she just has something to say to you.
301
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:11,197
Why don't you be nice to her
for my sake, okay?
302
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,826
Ahh. All right, Kermie,
I shall be nice to her.
303
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,287
But just pour vous.
304
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,041
-Aw, thank you.
-Send in the little twerp.
305
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:25,170
-I'll be nice.
-Okay.
306
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,255
[SIGHS]
307
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,928
Oh, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy!
308
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,182
-All right.
-Oh, I can't believe it.
309
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:41,186
Here I am,
face-to-face with a real superstar.
310
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,855
I can actually reach out and touch you.
311
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,940
[PIGGY GROWLS]
312
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,234
-But I won't.
-Good.
313
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,862
I never thought it could happen.
314
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:55,116
I've been an admirer of yours
ever since I was a little baby.
315
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,618
Oh!
316
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,333
It was so nice of you
to open your door to me.
317
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,170
Well, uh, we must do it again sometime,
my dear.
318
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,715
-Oh, when?
-Well, right now.
319
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,927
Do drop in again sometime.
320
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,932
And put the star back on the door!
321
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,561
Okay, moving right along,
we bring you a few slick tricks
322
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:27,440
with our resident hick, Mr. Fozzie Bear!
323
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,234
Ah!
324
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:33,530
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Love you, mwah. Love you. Ah...
325
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,782
Nothing. Okay.
326
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:40,662
Uh, with the help of my lovely assistant,
Miss Annie Sue Pig...
327
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,664
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
328
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,375
Oh, sure, now, yeah.
329
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,421
...I will astonish you all with, uh...
330
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:52,215
Oh, I forgot what I was gonna do.
331
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,926
Oh, yes! A memory act!
332
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,679
Ah, ha. How could I forget?
333
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:03,184
Yes, with the help of my lovely assistant,
Annie... Annie...
334
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:07,147
Oh, help. Annie Thing Pig here, yes,
335
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:12,277
I shall now demonstrate my remarkable,
nay, photographic, memory.
336
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,113
Hey, what's a photographic memory?
337
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,700
In your case,
a memory that needs developing.
338
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,371
Uh, yeah. Well, I shall now ask, uh,
339
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:28,001
Annie Hoo-Hah Pig here to close her eyes,
340
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,629
and then I shall describe
what she is wearing.
341
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,549
No. Uh, I-- I--
342
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,720
No, she will--
I will close my eyes, and then she will--
343
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,514
I will describe what she is--
Uh, no, wait.
344
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:45,560
How about we close our eyes
and catch some well-earned sleep?
345
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,147
No, no, I got it, listen. Listen.
346
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:53,318
Uh, Miss, uh,
Thing Annie Thing Thing here,
347
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,611
yes, yes,
348
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,615
she will describe what somebody here
is wearing, yeah,
349
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:04,454
and with my eyes shut, I will remember
where that person is sitting.
350
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,872
Uh, drumroll.
351
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,123
[DRUMMER PLAYING DRUMROLL]
352
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,249
Okay, do it.
353
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:13,088
Okay, the mystery person
is wearing a little brown hat...
354
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,173
-Yep.
-...a white bow tie...
355
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,926
-Yep.
-...with red polka dots.
356
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,594
Yep. Uh...
357
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,097
Well, so is that all he's wearing?
Come on.
358
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,264
Yeah.
359
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,683
That's ridiculous.
360
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:29,062
I mean, that means apart from a hat
and a tie, he's bare.
361
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,814
That's right!
362
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:31,940
It is?
363
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,984
-It's you.
-It's me? Of course it's me!
364
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:39,906
Oh, yes, thank you.
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you.
365
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,451
Okay, stand by for Leo's last number.
366
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,787
Oh, Kermit, I am so embarrassed.
367
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,580
I forgot everything out there.
368
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,541
Don't worry, Fozzie. They loved her.
369
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,751
-Who?
-Your assistant, Annie Sue.
370
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,170
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
371
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,089
See? See? It's getting worse.
372
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,340
[FOZZIE WHIMPERS]
373
00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:00,468
-They seemed to like it.
-You were wonderful, Annie Sue.
374
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:03,722
Oh, thank you, Kermit, sir,
but I really didn't do that much.
375
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:06,057
Well, you saved Fozzie's act, that's all.
376
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,727
-Really?
-Sure.
377
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,021
-Ahh!
-Oh!
378
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,106
You could say
that bear was in a lot of trouble.
379
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:17,235
Yeah? Well, now it's the frog's turn!
380
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,571
Hi-yah!
381
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,905
[KERMIT YELPS]
382
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,743
Hi-yah!
383
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:25,910
[SCREAMS]
384
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,372
[STAMMERS]
385
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:30,790
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
386
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:34,502
our very special guest star,
Mr. Leo Sayer.
387
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,880
[BAND PLAYING TENDER SOFT-ROCK MUSIC]
388
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:51,728
♪ When I need you ♪
389
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:58,777
♪ I just close my eyes and I'm with you ♪
390
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:05,742
♪ And all that I so wanna give you ♪
391
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:11,790
♪ It's only a heartbeat away ♪
392
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:16,378
♪ When I need love ♪
393
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:23,468
♪ I hold out my hands and I touch love ♪
394
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:30,517
♪ I never knew there was so much love ♪
395
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:35,397
♪ Keeping me warm night and day ♪
396
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:43,363
♪ Miles and miles of empty space
In between us ♪
397
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:49,202
♪ A telephone can't take the place
Of your smile ♪
398
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:56,960
♪ But you know
I won't be traveling forever ♪
399
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:01,548
ALL:
♪ It's cold out, but hold out ♪
400
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,092
♪ And do like I do ♪
401
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:08,430
♪ When I need you ♪
402
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:15,478
BOTH:
♪ I just close my eyes and I'm with you ♪
403
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:22,527
♪ And all that I so wanna give you ♪
404
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:28,074
♪ It's only a heartbeat away ♪
405
00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:35,457
♪ It's not easy
When the road is your driver ♪
406
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:41,629
♪ Honey, that's a heavy load
That we bear ♪
407
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:49,429
♪ But you know
I won't be traveling a lifetime ♪
408
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:54,184
ALL:
♪ It's cold out, but hold out ♪
409
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,936
♪ And do like I do ♪
410
00:23:57,020 --> 00:24:00,398
♪ Oh, I need you ♪
411
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,611
[BEAR GRUNTS]
412
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,991
[BEAR GROWLING]
413
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,586
[LAUGHS]
414
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:23,129
[DYNAMITE EXPLODES]
415
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:29,678
♪ When I need love ♪
416
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:36,685
ALL:
♪ I hold out my hands and I touch love ♪
417
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:43,983
♪ I never knew there was so much love ♪
418
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:50,240
♪ Keeping me warm night and day ♪
419
00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:54,994
♪ When I need you ♪
420
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,581
CHORUS:
♪ Ooh ♪
421
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,635
Well, guys, we started at the beginning
and we've come to the end.
422
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:14,305
So right now let us have a warm thank-you
to Mr. Leo Sayer!
423
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,225
[KERMIT CHEERING]
424
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,685
I loved it!
425
00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,687
Thanks, Kermit. It was just wonderful.
426
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:23,940
-Leo, Leo, I just want you to know...
-Excuse me, pig.
427
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:26,276
...you're a wonderful singer... Leo?
428
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,237
Oh, Annie Sue. You were wonderful, honey.
429
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,823
You know,
you're gonna be a big show-biz star.
430
00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:35,452
-I really feel it.
-Oh, thanks, Mr. Sayer.
431
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:38,413
Annabel, Annabel, take a bow.
432
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:42,959
Good. Now just stand over there,
where you won't get hurt.
433
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:45,962
We'll see you next time
on The Muppet Show.
434
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,131
[ALL CHATTERING]
435
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:50,300
[BAND PLAYING THEME MUSIC]
436
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:26,002
That was an amazing mess
of mediocre mediocrity.
437
00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,713
-You can say that again.
-Wanna bet?
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