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- Forever.
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It's a long time, even
with the right person.
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And with the wrong
person it's a slow death.
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- Oh, God!
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This is, this is
not a no, is it?
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- No.
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- So, that's a yes?
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- You don't have
to get me a ring.
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- Yes, I do.
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Otherwise, how
will everybody know
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that you belong to me?
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- Oh, very droll.
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- I want to get you a ring.
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And I want to buy it.
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- Ooh, that is quite something.
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- Morning!
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Excuse the state of us.
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- Just out for a run.
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- Yeah, we can see.
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- How are you both during this
never-ending festive season?
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- Actually, we're--
- In a rush.
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We're in a rush.
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Enjoy your, er, exertions.
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- He's gonna have
to know eventually.
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- Truth is, I'd prefer
it if it was just for us.
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It seems illicit.
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- Isn't that just
another word for wrong?
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- Why do you want to marry me?
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- Hm?
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- Why marriage?
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Why not just us, as we are?
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- I knew I should
have bought that ring
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right there and then.
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Okay.
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I want to marry you because I
love you and I want to know,
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I want to know that it's just
me and you, it's us forever.
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Satisfied?
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- Sorry.
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I never thought I'd
get married again.
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- I never thought I'd ask
again, seeing as last time,
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I'd barely got the question
out before I'd been dumped.
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- Yeah, I hate how
she did that to you.
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- I think the point is, we
have to be allowed to hope
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that things can
change, can get better.
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Otherwise, we're not moving
forward, we're just stuck.
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Stuck holding on to
some shitty past.
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- So wise for one so young.
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- Bugger off.
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Now, can I please be
allowed to go back to sleep,
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or have you got any more wobbles
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you'd like to share
with the group?
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- Bugger off yourself.
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- She was my wife.
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The person I chose.
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The mother of my children.
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The woman I wanted to be with.
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That counts for something.
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Allows me to be the one
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to save her from him.
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- Hot, be careful.
- Yes.
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They might surprise you
with their reaction.
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- How was the drive?
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- Dreamy, until
we got off the M5
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and Elsie completely
lost her shit.
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It's okay, though, she
just wants the boob.
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- Eimear, this is Benjamin.
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- Oh, guessed as much.
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How you doing?
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- Yeah, yeah, I--
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- Be gentle
with my husband.
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Office Christmas
party last night.
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Say no more.
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- Ignore her.
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I'm suffering no ill effects.
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- Yeah, cos
you're still tanked.
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- I've missed you.
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- How are you, Patrick?
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Good to see you.
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And you, Benjamin, and you.
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- Cavalry have arrived.
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- Like the hair.
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Very, um, Borstal.
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Land of no signal.
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- Oh, yeah, there's a spot
out by the field I found
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you can get three bars.
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- Oh, there is, is there?
- Granny!
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- Can you, give me a hand?
- Granny!
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- You look painfully
thin, darling.
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- You always say that,
however rotund I am.
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- Well, you've never
been rotund in your life.
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- I saw 18 yellow cars, Granny!
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- Oh, my goodness, that's
so many yellow cars!
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- Who's he?
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- Hello, Charlotte,
I'm Benjamin.
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- She takes a while to warm up.
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- With people she doesn't know.
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No offense, Benjamin.
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- That's a very wise
policy, Charlotte.
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- Mm!
- Oh!
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- I've got to make a work call.
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- We, have some news.
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So I see, poor old Volvo.
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- Let's go and see the
Christmas tree, everybody!
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It's Christmas!
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Christmas-time!
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There's so many presents!
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- Leo says you've
given my room away.
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- Yours is the only
south-facing one,
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so, Benjamin's in here,
working all hours.
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Well, a master's isn't the
joke that it was in my day.
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And before you ask who's
paying for it, I am,
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but he's going to pay me back.
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- I wasn't going to ask.
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- Honestly, I didn't
think you'd mind.
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You're hardly ever here.
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- Time to put away childish
things and all that.
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Mum, I really don't mind.
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It's fine.
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- Yes, I'm so sorry.
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And that is one for
Charlotte, as well.
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- Aw! Hm!
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- Oh, that's grim.
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- Hey, it's not my fault if
you're not getting any, bro.
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Ooh!
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- Careful, Leo!
- It's all good.
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Oh, what a hero!
- Here you go.
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- Right,
as reigning champion,
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I get to pick the first game.
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Thank you.
- Ladies?
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- It's the one we all love.
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- You all right to be banker?
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, but can we trust him not
to dip his hand in the pot?
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- Depends on the stakes.
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- It's a grand sum of 1 pound
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everybody puts in
for each round.
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There are 10 different
games in total
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and if, by the
end of Boxing Day,
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we haven't all got furious
with one another and given up--
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- Della-gate, 2009.
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- One year, it was one year.
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And, might I add,
it was in response
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to you doing a
shitload of cheating.
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- Language!
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- Oh, we've kind of lost
that battle already.
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- Anyway, we play some more,
someone wins, usually Dad.
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- We're not making it
sound like a lot of fun,
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but I promise you, it is.
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Please play.
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- Word to the wise, Benjamin,
it is a blood sport.
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I prefer to just sit
back and just watch them
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tear each other to shreds.
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- Sounds like a plan.
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- Benjamin, make
yourself useful.
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- Scorekeeper.
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Lucky you!
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- Is Patrick all right?
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- Yeah, last time I checked.
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- How's he dealing with
you going back to work?
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- Well, he survived
that body blow,
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what with living in the
21st century and all.
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- I just meant that today,
he seems a bit, um...
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- And that has to be
down to me, does it?
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We're good.
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We're actually better than
we've been for a while.
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- That's good, you deserve it.
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Both of you do.
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- I think Patrick...
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I think he's just
adjusting to the fact
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that everything is different.
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I mean, I'd heard plenty enough
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about your man there already,
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but Patrick missed out the part
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about him being
a stone-cold fox.
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Worth all the aggro, I hope.
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- I'm not telling you to
upset you, I'm telling you,
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I'm telling you so
that you don't find out
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from anybody else.
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No, it's not gloating, Ali, it.
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Well, it's called
common decency.
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Anyway, look, I've got to go.
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Yeah.
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Take care yourself.
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Bye.
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- I couldn't find you.
- Sorry, sorry.
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- No, I'm sorry.
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- That was Ali.
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I called her.
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I wanted her to know.
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It's good news and I just,
I wanted to share it.
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- I will tell them.
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How'd she take it?
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- Not what I expected, actually.
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She was actually sort of gutted.
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- Hm.
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- Funny how things turn out.
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- I can carve, Mum.
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- Which is code for give
yourself the biggest portion.
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- You're hardly
going to go hungry.
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- Please, be my guest.
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It'll be the most work
you've done all year.
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- I don't know where
you put it all.
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If I ate as much as you did,
I'd be as big as a house.
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- Hardly.
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Come on, look at you.
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- I'll have you know,
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bar work is actually
very taxing.
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- Mum
said they fired you.
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- They didn't fire me.
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There weren't enough shifts.
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- Oh, what with Christmas being
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such a quiet time and all?
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- I think we need
more red down here.
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Benjamin, would
you do the honors?
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- Oh, yeah, of course.
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- It's very nice.
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You guys brought it?
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- Oh, yes, yeah, sorry.
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- I can top my own wife up,
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but thanks, you're a real gent.
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- We're getting married.
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Benjamin proposed
and I said yes.
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- Sorry, are you two on Xanax?
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- Because we're not
behaving like children?
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- It's called caring!
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Fuck me!
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What about Dad?
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- What about him?
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- You only got divorced
five minutes ago.
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I'd say your father gave up
the right to have his feelings
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considered when he decided
to sleep with my best friend.
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- So, when's the big day?
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- Well, we, haven't actually
talked about that yet,
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but hopefully--
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- Not for a long time, I'm sure.
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Patrick?
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I'm sure you've got
something to say about it.
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- Apparently not.
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Patrick has decided
now is the perfect time
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to stop telling
everyone what to do.
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- Go easy, Leo, won't you?
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It's hardly bog-standard news.
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- You're getting married?
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- Yes.
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- You're getting married to him?
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- I'm still sitting here.
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- Patrick?
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Patrick, please don't ignore me.
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- It'll be getting
cold, the lamb.
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- Very good.
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Man of the house.
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Della?
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- I'm fine for ham.
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- No, I meant,
what do you think?
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- I think...
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I think I don't understand
why anyone gets married.
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- I have to say, it's not
often I'm grateful for the fact
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I've got no family.
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- Well, no-one's got no family,
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unless you're in
a Dickens' novel.
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00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:43,497
- That's not what
I'm talking about.
262
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:48,500
I mean, I'm sure there are
cousins and aunts and all that,
263
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:52,173
but, I'm talking
about close family.
264
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,930
You know, the ones who can...
265
00:15:56,933 --> 00:16:01,933
The ones who make
you feel smaller.
266
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:08,797
- Well, it's a lot
for them to take in.
267
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:17,473
- You're right, you're right.
268
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:18,697
Of course, you're right.
269
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:26,067
No, I suppose no matter
how car-crashy it was,
270
00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:28,427
at least we can
console ourselves
271
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,303
with the fact that
the worst is over.
272
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:15,827
- Julia's here to see you.
273
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:25,473
- I hope you're
not going to change
274
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,697
our arrangements for tomorrow
275
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,700
because, you know,
it is customary
276
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,270
for a father to see his children
277
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:32,267
on all the major holidays.
278
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:33,597
- I'm not changing
any arrangement.
279
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,330
- Good, good.
280
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:39,103
Because last year wasn't
the same, not seeing them.
281
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,900
- That was their
choice, not mine.
282
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:42,773
- If you say so.
283
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,127
- What I came to tell
you is Benjamin and I
284
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:53,733
are getting married.
285
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,730
- Well, it's obvious why
he'd want to marry you.
286
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,697
- Oh, yeah?
287
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,530
Why's that?
288
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,670
- For your money.
289
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,503
- I forgot that I was utterly
devoid of any other charms.
290
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,530
- Why you'd say yes, that's
the bit I can't fathom.
291
00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:20,503
- I don't want another row.
292
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,170
- Who said anything
about rowing?
293
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,067
We're just having
a conversation, a
perfectly civil one.
294
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:28,603
Remind me, is it
three or four months
295
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,970
since the divorce came through?
296
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,330
Well, let's see the ring, then.
297
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,300
Don't be shy, I'm sure it's
quite the rock he's got you.
298
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,227
Three months' salary, that's
what I spent on yours.
299
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:46,073
I know Benjamin is
basically still in school,
300
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,497
but for an occasion like this,
301
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,900
I'm sure he pushed the boat out.
302
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,830
- You really are such a child.
303
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,873
- Says the woman marrying one.
304
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:59,603
Ah!
305
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,170
- I didn't come to
ask for your blessing,
306
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,367
I just came to tell you.
307
00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:07,433
Which I've done, so
I'm gonna go now.
308
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:10,773
- I'm trying to help you here,
Julia, believe it or not.
309
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:12,327
I don't want you made a fool of.
310
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:14,403
What, any more than you did?
311
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,330
- Ah!
312
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,273
And there we have it,
313
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:18,467
what this is really all about.
314
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,067
You getting revenge on me.
315
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,827
- Oh, shut up!
316
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,503
- It would be easier
and a lot cheaper
317
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,800
if you'd just admit you're
still in love with me.
318
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:47,527
- Do you remember
how happy we were?
319
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:50,333
How happy we were that day?
320
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,233
You with your ridiculous mullet
321
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,073
and me with a waist this thin
322
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,497
and a smile as wide as my face.
323
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,430
And it was just like, it was
like nobody else mattered.
324
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:00,703
It was just us.
325
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:03,573
- I remember.
326
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,400
- If I'd known then
what was coming
327
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,530
and who you really were, I
would never have said yes.
328
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,867
Don't you think for one second
329
00:20:15,867 --> 00:20:18,427
that this is anything
even to do with you.
330
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,330
- Where shall I
send the flowers to?
331
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,033
On second thoughts,
I'll hold off.
332
00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:28,927
'Cause you and I both know
333
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,533
you'll never go through with it!
334
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:45,097
- Mum! Mum, Mum!
335
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,170
Stop .
336
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,527
Mum!
- Fuck, Mum, I was asleep!
337
00:20:48,533 --> 00:20:49,503
Is everything all right?
338
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,470
- I need you all to hear me.
339
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,527
- What and the neighbours, too?
340
00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:53,733
- Give us space.
341
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:54,603
Go on back inside.
342
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,570
- I found myself last
night wanting to apologize.
343
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:05,697
As if I, we've done
something wrong.
344
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,500
We haven't.
345
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,070
We're in love, however difficult
346
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:13,097
or absurd you might
all find that.
347
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,200
And as a consequence,
we're getting married.
348
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,330
It's really quite simple.
349
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,333
- Yeah, we get the memo.
350
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,733
- Do not interrupt me!
351
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:25,330
I made out like it would
be a long engagement
352
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:27,703
because I didn't want any
of you to feel any worse
353
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,600
than you clearly already did.
354
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:33,430
But I am 60 years old.
355
00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:37,733
And I may be your mother,
but that is not all I am.
356
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:42,427
I refuse to waste
any more of my life
357
00:21:42,433 --> 00:21:45,403
doing what is best
for other people.
358
00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:49,197
I want to get married soon.
359
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,230
And you know what?
360
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:52,803
I want to do it here.
361
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,570
Your support would be lovely.
362
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,933
But in the absence of that...
363
00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:08,397
I'd ask of you one thing.
364
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,400
Which, frankly, isn't
very fucking much.
365
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,673
I'd ask that you please
keep your mouths shut.
366
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:51,573
- Mum?
367
00:22:51,567 --> 00:22:52,627
That was...
368
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,970
That was seriously cool.
369
00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:58,703
- Really?
370
00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:00,170
- Yeah!
371
00:23:00,167 --> 00:23:02,067
Pure She-Ra!
372
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,700
Last night, I...
373
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:12,870
I should have just done what
a normal person would do
374
00:23:12,867 --> 00:23:15,697
and say congratulations,
given you a hug.
375
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:18,470
But I didn't.
376
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:26,433
'Cause I'm so supremely shit
at commitment of any kind,
377
00:23:26,433 --> 00:23:31,103
I can't see past
myself, so I am sorry.
378
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:32,867
And...
379
00:23:33,867 --> 00:23:35,327
congratulations, Mum.
380
00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:39,503
But can we skip the hug part?
381
00:23:47,167 --> 00:23:48,097
- I'm stuck.
382
00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,070
- Hey, I want the blue one.
383
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,067
You can have the green one.
384
00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:52,127
- Okay, there we go.
- Yay!
385
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:55,627
- Have you got any
preferences as to colors?
386
00:23:56,567 --> 00:23:58,427
- [Eimear] quite like yellow.
387
00:23:58,433 --> 00:24:00,073
- I don't know any of
the answers to the questions.
388
00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:03,327
- Well, you know, you can just--
389
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,773
You can just join our team.
390
00:24:04,767 --> 00:24:08,097
- Yeah, we need all
the help we can get.
391
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:32,230
- Dare I ask?
392
00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:37,603
- She's marrying him.
393
00:24:39,767 --> 00:24:42,597
- Wow!
394
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:48,800
I didn't think
she had it in her.
395
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:50,873
And you're?
396
00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:53,327
- I'm fine.
397
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,173
It's non-news.
398
00:24:57,067 --> 00:25:01,597
- You were married for decades,
it's natural to be upset.
399
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,070
- I'm not upset, I'm really not.
400
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,870
- The lady doth
protest too much.
401
00:25:12,733 --> 00:25:13,573
- We made a deal.
402
00:25:15,367 --> 00:25:18,697
No more worrying
about them, about her.
403
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:24,933
It's you and me that matters.
404
00:25:24,933 --> 00:25:28,173
- That is a
criminally-sweaty upper lip.
405
00:26:07,467 --> 00:26:10,067
- I have some
seriously bat-shit news.
406
00:26:10,067 --> 00:26:14,067
And don't shoot the
messenger, but Mum's...
407
00:26:14,067 --> 00:26:16,327
(sighs) she's engaged.
408
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,330
- It's good to hear from you.
409
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,403
- Are you listening?
410
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,430
Dad, Mum is getting
remarried to that...
411
00:26:25,433 --> 00:26:26,373
Him.
412
00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:27,567
- I know, she told me.
413
00:26:28,933 --> 00:26:30,133
- She did?
414
00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:32,397
- Thanks.
415
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,870
You always have my
back, don't you?
416
00:26:36,867 --> 00:26:37,897
- Obviously.
417
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:38,730
You're my dad.
418
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,070
- Do you mind?
419
00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:18,827
- I knocked.
420
00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:25,167
50 quid.
421
00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:26,367
- And in return?
422
00:27:26,367 --> 00:27:27,897
- You make yourself
scarce tonight.
423
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:26,533
- This
is very stalkery.
424
00:28:26,533 --> 00:28:28,573
- Oh, I forgot,
romance is lost on you.
425
00:28:29,733 --> 00:28:32,803
- That's what I like
for you to think.
426
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,070
Secretly, I fucking love it!
427
00:28:40,433 --> 00:28:42,273
Oh, these are beautiful!
428
00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:45,673
Thank you!
429
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,070
Wow!
430
00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:52,203
Is Cali not joining us?
431
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,300
- I tried to persuade her,
432
00:28:56,767 --> 00:29:01,167
but she muttered something
about plans with a friend.
433
00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:06,767
- Ah!
434
00:29:06,767 --> 00:29:07,597
Wow!
435
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,800
A male friend?
436
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,970
- Well, let's hope
so, for all our sakes.
437
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,627
- Oh, thank you.
438
00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:15,633
I rather enjoy having
a chaste daughter,
439
00:29:15,633 --> 00:29:17,333
thank you very much.
440
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,173
Oh, wow!
441
00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:22,067
This is such a treat!
442
00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:28,633
Oh, I taught you well!
443
00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:37,473
Cheers, darling.
444
00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:02,303
I think you've given
me gout or diabetes,
445
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,600
I'm not sure which yet.
446
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,170
I'm not complaining.
447
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,327
Just this little, tiny bit.
448
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,627
Mm!
449
00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:16,373
What are you doing?
450
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:24,800
- Marsha, would you do me
the honor of being my wife?
451
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:32,830
- Put it away.
452
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:33,573
Put the ring away, please.
453
00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:36,373
- What, don't you?
454
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,827
Do you not like it?
455
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:42,073
Well, we can get another,
whatever you want.
456
00:30:42,067 --> 00:30:43,827
It's just it's my mother's.
457
00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:44,803
- I know it's your mother's.
458
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,370
Given that she can't stand me,
459
00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:48,527
it really makes it all the
more perfect, doesn't it?
460
00:30:49,867 --> 00:30:51,967
Get off the floor,
you look ridiculous.
461
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:09,327
- I don't understand.
462
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:10,973
- Really?
463
00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,597
You don't understand?
464
00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:19,300
- I thought this would be a
nice thing, that you'd be happy.
465
00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:21,373
- Why today?
466
00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,900
Why not all the other days?
467
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,800
Because--
468
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
- Because of her.
469
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,330
Julia.
470
00:31:33,867 --> 00:31:34,697
It's Julia!
471
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,500
- This has nothing
to do with Julia!
472
00:33:01,967 --> 00:33:02,797
- Oh!
473
00:33:57,367 --> 00:33:58,767
Where did you go?
474
00:34:03,133 --> 00:34:03,973
Oh.
475
00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:09,973
I made you a coffee.
476
00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:11,297
- No, thank you.
477
00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:19,500
- I would've got you flowers.
478
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,430
- I don't want flowers.
479
00:34:24,267 --> 00:34:29,267
- I can see how it
might have looked.
480
00:34:38,767 --> 00:34:39,897
It was a poor decision.
481
00:34:54,933 --> 00:34:56,103
Are we okay?
482
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,470
I really need to
know that we're okay.
483
00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:04,797
- It's Christmas, we have to be.
484
00:35:06,967 --> 00:35:07,797
- And after?
485
00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:26,727
- What should we tell Dad
about, you know, your nuptials?
486
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,873
- I wouldn't worry,
Mum's already
487
00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:30,297
dropped that particular bomb.
488
00:35:31,667 --> 00:35:33,567
- Del, if you're
getting in, get in.
489
00:35:33,567 --> 00:35:35,497
Leo, sorry, mate,
no room at the inn.
490
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,200
- I was going to cycle, anyway.
491
00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,130
- When did you tell him?
492
00:35:53,133 --> 00:35:54,133
- Yesterday morning.
493
00:35:57,267 --> 00:36:00,127
- So, when you came
back all guns blazing,
494
00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:04,733
saying that we'd get married
next year, you'd come from his?
495
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:06,133
The two things aren't related.
496
00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:07,273
- Oh?
497
00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:10,067
Because I am starting to wonder
498
00:36:10,067 --> 00:36:12,067
whether you actually
want to marry me,
499
00:36:12,067 --> 00:36:13,297
or whether this is just some
500
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,370
really fucked-up way
of getting back at Ted.
501
00:36:15,367 --> 00:36:17,227
- I could ask you
the same thing.
502
00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:19,703
Rushing to tell Ali so
that she could. what,
503
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,730
regret her mistake
and come running back?
504
00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:25,527
- I want this.
505
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:30,597
I'm just not entirely
sure that you do.
506
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:49,670
- You have work yet?
507
00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:51,773
- Bibi, it's Christmas,
508
00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:53,397
you're not allowed to ask that.
509
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,670
- She's your bibi,
510
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:55,567
she's allowed to ask
anything she wants.
511
00:36:56,767 --> 00:36:58,297
- You have the
same laugh as Dad.
512
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,970
- Maybe it's his way
of saying, "I'm still here".
513
00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:04,497
And you, my girls, are
still as foolish as ever.
514
00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:30,273
- Oh!
515
00:37:38,233 --> 00:37:39,073
Oh!
516
00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:54,073
Yo-ho-ho!
517
00:37:54,067 --> 00:37:55,497
Who have we here?
518
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,070
- We're not kids any more.
519
00:38:00,267 --> 00:38:02,797
- Oh, you're a
very dapper Santa!
520
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,200
Charlotte will love it!
521
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,430
She's asleep in the car.
522
00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:06,803
I'd wake her, but
she gets feral.
523
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,930
- Yeah, Della was the same.
524
00:38:07,933 --> 00:38:09,073
She probably still is.
525
00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:14,333
Ah! Hey!
526
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,533
- 11 minutes, six seconds.
527
00:38:15,533 --> 00:38:16,373
Boom!
528
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,630
- Ah!
529
00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,533
- I didn't know you were a cook.
530
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:22,903
- Please, I'm not.
531
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,830
This is your father's handiwork.
532
00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:26,173
Oh, no, thank you.
533
00:38:27,567 --> 00:38:29,497
Mum made a big
breakfast, the works.
534
00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:46,767
- How's uni, Cali?
535
00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:49,367
- I graduated, in summer.
536
00:38:49,367 --> 00:38:50,827
- Sorry, I'm crap.
537
00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,303
- No, it's fine.
538
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,200
Thanks for asking.
539
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,833
- It means a lot to
him, you all coming.
540
00:38:59,067 --> 00:39:00,497
- It's for Charlotte's sake.
541
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,270
- Right well,
you're here now.
542
00:39:10,067 --> 00:39:12,267
- I don't think there
are any more presents.
543
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,667
I think that's quite enough.
544
00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:16,197
Shall I have a look in my sack?
545
00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:18,973
Oh!
546
00:39:19,933 --> 00:39:21,703
I'm afraid that's it.
547
00:39:23,867 --> 00:39:27,227
But one of my Elfish
spies tells me
548
00:39:27,233 --> 00:39:31,803
that Grandpa and Granny
Marsha have something.
549
00:39:32,733 --> 00:39:34,073
Here.
550
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:37,867
Too many mince pies.
551
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:44,070
- Ooh, what's this?
- Wow!
552
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,900
- Oh, what have you got?
553
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:52,570
- She already has a bike.
554
00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:54,927
- Not a pink one, Dad!
555
00:39:54,933 --> 00:39:56,373
- Deliberately.
556
00:39:56,367 --> 00:39:58,697
- Thumbs up, or thumbs down?
557
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,967
- Aren't you a lucky girl!
558
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,900
- I do want this.
559
00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:22,130
- Very good.
560
00:41:23,067 --> 00:41:23,897
- Grandpa!
561
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,227
- I hear I missed Santa.
562
00:41:28,067 --> 00:41:29,797
- He was funny.
563
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,800
- Show Grandpa how good you are.
564
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,070
- Well, we can both--
565
00:41:34,767 --> 00:41:36,827
- Watch me ride, Grandpa.
566
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,430
- I didn't say a
break, I said time-out.
567
00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:48,603
They're very different things.
568
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,930
- So, why are
you calling me?
569
00:41:50,933 --> 00:41:53,433
- I wanted to hear your voice.
570
00:41:53,433 --> 00:41:56,133
Hear how you were.
571
00:41:56,133 --> 00:41:59,333
Maybe even dispense
some festive wishes.
572
00:41:59,333 --> 00:42:00,573
- Festive wishes?
573
00:42:00,567 --> 00:42:02,297
- Please, Em, please don't.
574
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,070
I hate it when you get upset.
575
00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:07,067
Em, I have to go, I--
576
00:42:10,267 --> 00:42:12,327
- Who was that?
577
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,333
- No-one.
578
00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:16,967
- What are you doing
hiding in here?
579
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:17,897
- I'm not.
580
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:21,100
I'm admiring your gymnasium.
581
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:25,070
I don't remember it
being quite so pimp.
582
00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:28,067
- Hm, yeah, we kitted
it out, after we...
583
00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:32,273
And you're welcome
to use it whenever.
584
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,070
Don't go.
585
00:42:38,067 --> 00:42:38,827
Please.
586
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,270
How are you?
587
00:42:46,267 --> 00:42:49,497
Work, life, love.
588
00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,100
- Yes to all of the above.
589
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:52,830
- I'd really like it if we--
590
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:54,173
- Sorry, Dad, I need a wee.
591
00:42:55,133 --> 00:42:56,303
- Get the others after.
592
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,300
There's something I want
to discuss with you all.
593
00:43:02,433 --> 00:43:06,803
When they were dating, it
was one thing, but marriage?
594
00:43:08,767 --> 00:43:10,727
What do we even
know about this boy?
595
00:43:10,733 --> 00:43:13,433
- What does anyone
know about anyone?
596
00:43:13,433 --> 00:43:15,073
- Philosopher's in the building.
597
00:43:15,067 --> 00:43:17,297
- We know he makes Mum happy.
598
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:20,230
And he's hardly a boy,
the man's older than me.
599
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,633
- You're right, Dad.
600
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:25,603
We know sweet FA about Benjamin.
601
00:43:26,867 --> 00:43:29,627
Patrick, tell him
about your digging.
602
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,700
- There's nothing online,
incriminating or otherwise.
603
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:39,500
The only red flag was
an eviction notice,
604
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,630
but now he's made himself
comfortable in our house.
605
00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:43,203
- Did you tell your mother?
606
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,430
- Yes.
607
00:43:44,433 --> 00:43:45,633
And like all things
Benjamin-related,
608
00:43:45,633 --> 00:43:47,403
she quickly explained it away.
609
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,700
- Well, obviously, you
weren't firm enough.
610
00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,370
I should take over.
611
00:43:50,367 --> 00:43:52,397
- Sorry, and this is
to do with you how?
612
00:43:53,567 --> 00:43:55,867
- Hard as you may
find it to believe,
613
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:59,297
I care about your mother
and I want her to be okay.
614
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:02,870
Most importantly, I
want you all to be okay.
615
00:44:02,867 --> 00:44:05,667
- You want us to be okay?
616
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:07,197
- That's what he said, isn't it?
617
00:44:08,667 --> 00:44:13,297
- Have you thought what it
actually means, marriage?
618
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,100
Besides having
someone barely older
619
00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:17,700
than you as your stepfather,
620
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:20,400
it means Benjamin gets
half of everything.
621
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,070
Half of the house I worked
my whole career to pay off.
622
00:44:24,067 --> 00:44:25,727
Half of the savings,
half of the lot.
623
00:44:25,733 --> 00:44:28,073
And when he leaves your
mother, which he will,
624
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,767
he'll be leaving with
your inheritance.
625
00:44:31,767 --> 00:44:33,367
- I don't care about the money.
626
00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:34,827
- Well, you will when it's gone
627
00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:36,903
and you're stuck forever renting
628
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:39,830
in whatever shoebox
you end up in.
629
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:41,233
- What do you suggest we do?
630
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,070
That's the part I'm not hearing.
631
00:44:46,167 --> 00:44:49,197
- I haven't got that far.
632
00:44:50,633 --> 00:44:53,103
I just wanted to
sound you all out,
633
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:54,700
check we're all in agreement.
634
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:55,530
- Yep.
635
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,630
We are.
636
00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:00,673
- Della?
637
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,233
- Leave me out of it.
638
00:45:04,233 --> 00:45:05,603
- Why are you always
so obstructive?
639
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,270
- Why are you
always such a dick?
640
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,430
- You don't think the train
has kind of left the station?
641
00:45:11,433 --> 00:45:12,603
- Oh, we're hardly talking about
642
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,870
someone with an iron will here.
643
00:45:14,867 --> 00:45:16,527
- Don't talk that way about Mum!
644
00:45:18,067 --> 00:45:23,067
- Bottom line, I just want
you all, your mother included,
645
00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:28,073
to be protected
against this man.
646
00:45:28,067 --> 00:45:31,067
- Our father, the
great protector.
647
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:39,200
- Mum will be waiting.
648
00:46:15,267 --> 00:46:17,127
- Nice moves.
649
00:46:24,733 --> 00:46:27,603
- I was just going
to pick up my mum.
650
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,230
You can come, if you like.
651
00:46:30,433 --> 00:46:33,133
- I think she'd prefer
if it was just you.
652
00:46:57,733 --> 00:47:00,173
- Allow me to accept the
things I cannot change.
653
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,700
The courage to change
the things I can
654
00:47:04,967 --> 00:47:07,067
and the wisdom to
know the difference.
655
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,070
Mum?
656
00:47:49,667 --> 00:47:50,497
Mum?
657
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:56,173
Mum?
658
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,430
- Oh.
659
00:48:01,433 --> 00:48:03,203
Make yourself useful!
660
00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:11,573
- Where's your overnight bag?
661
00:48:11,567 --> 00:48:12,667
I'll load it into the car.
662
00:48:12,667 --> 00:48:14,527
- I'm not coming.
663
00:48:14,533 --> 00:48:15,473
- What do you mean?
664
00:48:15,467 --> 00:48:17,697
- Last year was too awful.
665
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:20,100
Pretending everything was
normal when it wasn't.
666
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,900
And that dreadful woman!
667
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,170
- Mother, you can't,
she's my partner.
668
00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:27,627
You can't speak about
Marsha like that.
669
00:48:27,633 --> 00:48:28,473
- Mm-hm!
670
00:48:29,933 --> 00:48:32,833
- So, you'd rather
stay here instead?
671
00:48:32,833 --> 00:48:34,133
Spend Christmas Day alone?
672
00:48:34,133 --> 00:48:35,703
Lovely.
673
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,200
- I won't be alone.
674
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,730
Julia's having me over.
675
00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:41,397
- You're going to Julia's
for Christmas Day?
676
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,970
- That's what I said.
677
00:48:44,067 --> 00:48:45,297
- To my ex-wife?
678
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:47,330
You're going to my ex-wife's?
679
00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:49,073
- No fault of mine, that, is it?
680
00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:51,427
- You didn't think
to phone ahead,
681
00:48:51,433 --> 00:48:53,073
tell me not to bother
coming to pick you up?
682
00:48:53,067 --> 00:48:55,367
- We still have
church and I'll need
683
00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:57,397
running over to Julia's after.
684
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,930
- Told you her news, has she?
685
00:49:00,933 --> 00:49:02,173
- What news?
686
00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:03,497
- Oh, so she's not so
attentive after all.
687
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:07,730
Julia's engaged to
her, to Benjamin.
688
00:49:07,733 --> 00:49:10,373
That's right, Mother, a
divorcee marrying again.
689
00:49:10,367 --> 00:49:12,567
I'm sure there's something
in the Scriptures about that.
690
00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:16,133
- All good wishes to them.
691
00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:19,067
- All good wishes?
692
00:49:19,067 --> 00:49:20,797
This is the woman I married!
693
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,570
- I'm not the one
that forgot that.
694
00:49:23,733 --> 00:49:26,903
- I've loved her
over half my life!
695
00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:33,767
I haven't always liked her,
or been understood by her,
696
00:49:33,767 --> 00:49:34,797
but she is...
697
00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:39,073
she was my one.
698
00:49:42,733 --> 00:49:45,203
- Then you're even more
of a fool than I thought.
699
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,330
- Ooh hello!
700
00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:52,673
Come on, I'm going to get you!
701
00:49:58,267 --> 00:50:00,167
- Ah, you giggle-pops, come on.
702
00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:04,297
And one, two--
- Two.
703
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,230
- Three.
704
00:50:05,233 --> 00:50:06,333
- Whoo!
705
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,000
- Mum, can I borrow you?
706
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,870
Just, hear me out.
707
00:50:21,967 --> 00:50:22,867
Please, Mum.
708
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,600
Read it before you say anything.
709
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,700
- Oh God!
710
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:42,970
For your sake,
Patrick, I'm going
711
00:50:42,967 --> 00:50:44,567
to pretend that
didn't just happen.
712
00:50:44,567 --> 00:50:46,627
- Prenuptial agreements
are standard practice.
713
00:50:46,633 --> 00:50:48,533
- Did your father
put you up to this?
714
00:50:49,733 --> 00:50:50,803
When you two are united,
715
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,470
that is really saying something.
716
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:53,367
- He didn't.
717
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,030
I want you to be protected.
718
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:59,270
If Benjamin's intentions
are good, he won't object.
719
00:50:59,267 --> 00:51:02,067
- You cannot seriously
believe that.
720
00:51:02,067 --> 00:51:05,827
If I ask him to sign
this, it means one thing.
721
00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:07,203
It means I don't trust him.
722
00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:10,633
And then it's over,
which is what you want.
723
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,600
- Look, Mum, this is not
some attack on Benjamin!
724
00:51:17,333 --> 00:51:19,533
No-one goes into marriage
thinking anything other
725
00:51:19,533 --> 00:51:21,203
than it'll last forever.
726
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:27,170
It's all love and
plans and endless time,
727
00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:30,930
but people change.
728
00:51:33,267 --> 00:51:34,427
- This is about you.
729
00:51:36,067 --> 00:51:36,867
What's going on?
730
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,330
- Nothing.
731
00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:40,273
Everything is fine.
732
00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:43,673
I really need you to do this.
733
00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:48,267
If not for yourself,
then for me.
734
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,373
- It's not fair, Patrick.
735
00:52:29,267 --> 00:52:30,097
- Hello, hello!
736
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:31,170
Welcome!
737
00:52:31,167 --> 00:52:33,067
Come in, come in.
738
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:33,827
Ted.
739
00:52:37,867 --> 00:52:41,697
- I'll leave you to
it, then, Mother.
740
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,570
Happy Christmas, I guess.
741
00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:44,797
- And you, son.
742
00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:50,333
- You're here!
743
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,973
Come on in, come on.
744
00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:02,900
- Come in, have a drink.
745
00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,573
- Who do you think you are?
746
00:53:08,733 --> 00:53:10,173
This is my house!
747
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,730
- Not any more.
748
00:53:50,733 --> 00:53:53,273
- I want you to know
it wasn't my idea.
749
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,600
To have your mother.
750
00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,670
I don't want you
to think I'm cruel.
751
00:54:02,333 --> 00:54:03,733
- She prefers you.
752
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,700
And who can blame her?
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