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♪ Sometimes in the morningI am petrified and can't move ♪
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♪ Awake, but cannot open my eyes ♪
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♪ And the weight is crushing down ♪
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♪ On my lungs, I know I can't breathe ♪
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What are you doing?
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Oh, uh, the pink annoys my eyes,
so I'm making a few changes.
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- It's my room.
- It's our room.
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I'm moving in.
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What? No, you're not.
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But we kissed.
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Yeah, but…
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I spent all morning moving my stuff
from the bathroom.
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I'll help you put it back.
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It's just people don't usually
move in together after just one kiss.
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So, do you wanna keep the mural or no?
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♪ And sometimes when you're on ♪
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♪ You're really fucking on ♪
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♪ And your friendsThey sing along and they love you ♪
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So, the clinic's a no go then?
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Looks like it.
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And you're sure they won't, like,
do you a favour?
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Just leave it. It's not gonna happen.
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Well, at least you tried.
That's all you can ask.
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So, any men on the go?
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- Ew, Dad!
- Come on. I love a bit of gossip.
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Uh, Carrie's gonna break up with Kash.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm not, Martin.
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We just need to sit down and talk
about where we see this going,
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and our expectations, and what we need.
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Yeah. Sounds like
you're gonna break up with him.
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Look, I love Kash,
and I don't want to see him get hurt.
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But, I think, if you have a better time
with a man who's been dead for 400 years,
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it's a bit of a red flag.
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I know. I just don't know
how I'm gonna broach it with him.
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Don't ask me.
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If I'm not feeling it,
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I usually just send them a text
saying I don't have time to date anyone
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because I've discovered
an invisible treasure map
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on the back of
the Declaration of Independence.
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- You National Treasure them?
- I National Treasure them.
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Well, I'm not doing that.
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I'm just gonna be an adult and say,
"Hey, can we have a quick chat?"
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God, that's a bit dramatic though,
isn't it?
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- Kash, I...
- Surprise!
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I'm throwing you a surprise party!
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Yay!
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- But why?
- 'Cause I love you.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Where's the party?
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Well, it's happening later.
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It's not really a surprise then, is it?
You just told her.
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Well, you'd expect the surprise to come
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at the same time as the party,
wouldn't you?
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So, really, uh,
this is even more surprising.
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Well, I don't want to have a party.
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We're having a party?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I do have a slutty dress
I want to wear.
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Yes!
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♪ Ooohe ♪
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What's a party?
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♪ Ooohe ♪
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♪ Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella ♪
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What do you think?
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♪ Can I get a "ooohe"? MakebaMakes my body dance for you ♪
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♪ Ooohe, Makeba, Makeba ma che bella ♪
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I think a serial killer did this.
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I love it.
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Aw, my favourite flowers.
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♪ You follow the beatThat she's gonna give ya ♪
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♪ Only her smile can all make it go ♪
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This is strange, right?
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Yes. It's not just you.
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Ooh, I'd better empty the recycling now
so that we have adequate space
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when it comes to clearing up
tomorrow morning.
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You've thought of everything.
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Isn't this amazing?
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You genuinely like it?
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Maybe we're made for each other.
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You both agree balloons are fun.
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I don't think that's the foundation
for a lifelong partnership.
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I can't have the talk with him
tonight though. It will ruin his party.
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It's your party. This is the perfect time.
He has to listen to you.
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You're right.
I'm doing it tonight.
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Start the chat.
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Get your head in the game, Carrie!
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- Have you tried the hummus?
- I love you.
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- Thank you.
- What is it?
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Chickpeas.
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Oh, whoa, whoa.
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- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
- No. No, it's fine. It's just...
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Public kissing is maybe a bit…
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- Yeah.
- Let's just take things slow.
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No, no.
I don't want a natty wine, young man.
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Is that my mum? Oh, for fuck's sake!
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- Let's go say hello.
- No!
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No, not right now.
Just you stay here and be normal.
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Why are you here?
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Your crisp selection
is absolutely baffling.
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Thai sweet chilli but no cheese and onion?
It's unnatural.
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Why are you here?
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So, I can't go to a party now?
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Where's Andy and Ian?
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Don't even talk to me.
I had to leave that house.
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Andy is being a total brat.
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"My life's ruined this. I'm a freak that."
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And all I said to her
was that she needed to stop whingeing
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and pull herself up by the bootstraps.
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So I thought I'd focus on you now.
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- What do you mean?
- I'm gonna sort your life out.
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Is there anything you need help with?
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You're very single.
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No career prospects.
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The hair.
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I do not need any help. I'm fine.
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Hey, why don't you mingle?
Why don't you talk to this guy?
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♪ Every time I close my eyes ♪
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- Gordon!
- Jennifer.
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♪ I wake up feelin' so horny ♪
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It's not a costume party.
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♪ I can't get you outta my mind ♪
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I know. It's-It's the new me.
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I'm embracing my power.
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I'm the come guy.
So I should act like the come guy.
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Ladies.
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Okay. Well, Gordon, this is my mum.
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Mum, Gordon.
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Bye.
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Hello.
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Do not touch her!
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Right. We'll wait for him.
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I'll bring her over here
for a conversation.
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Get him talking
about how much he likes her.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oi! Come on.
Get it down ya! Down it!
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Down it! Down it! Down it! Down it!
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Down it! Down it!
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Okay, who wants to play strip poker?
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Just me. That's fine.
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- Put that away.
- Join in when you're ready.
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And you have to take
your whole trousers off every time?
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Yeah, I was looking into getting
a pair made with a flap in the back.
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- Jen.
- Thank God.
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You're a lifesaver.
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Did you see? Kash made macarons.
He remembered they're my favourite.
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I mean, they're bad.
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I wouldn't actually eat them,
but…
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Carrie, focus!
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What is the one thing
you're supposed to be doing tonight?
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Balls.
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I swear I keep meaning to bring it up,
but I just keep getting sidetracked.
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And he's gone to all this effort.
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I know it's hard,
but you have to push through.
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Block everything else out,
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and just get the words out
as quick as you can.
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- Hey, can we have a chat?
- Of course.
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So…
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I feel like the adult in the relationship,
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and sometimes I feel more like your mum
than your girlfriend.
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And I need you to be more mature.
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I hear you.
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Is there something I can do
to prove to you that I'm listening?
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♪ My regrets are few ♪
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I suppose you could start looking
for a stable job.
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That would help.
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Oh, that's a good one.
I haven't tried that yet.
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Wait, no! Don't!
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Kash, can we…
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Mm-hmm. References? Yeah,
I can get them in before then. Definitely.
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And the interview will be at 1.00 p. m.
On a Wednesday?
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Yeah! Yeah, I can do that.
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♪ If we're still alive ♪
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♪ My regrets are few ♪
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So it's a devised theatre piece
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about three undocumented cleaners
with invisibility
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because they are invisible to society.
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No.
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- She just keeps trying to talk to me.
- It's exhausting.
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You could just talk to your girlfriend.
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- No. No, it's the break-up chat.
- I can feel it.
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- She's been very unhappy lately.
- How long have you been doing this?
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- I've been awake for 28 hours.
- You can't keep going forever, mate.
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No, I don't need to.
I'm gathering information.
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See, if I know why
she's breaking up with me, I can stop it.
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I can fix it.
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I'm just running out of energy.
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Have you tried these?
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It puts Red Bull to shame.
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It's technically classified
as an industrial lubricant in the EU.
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So you know it's good.
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Yeah?
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♪ Uno, dos, tres ♪
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You got any more?
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So, what happens if you touch yourself?
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Nothing. And the ironic thing is,
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it actually takes me quite a while
to climax.
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Particularly with a new partner.
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Ooh.
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You're Jen's mum.
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I think she doesn't want me
to talk to you.
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Oh, of course she doesn't.
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She may as well push me out the door.
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She's very confusing.
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Don't even start.
I can never tell what's going on with her.
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Oh, well, she's having a terrible time
right now.
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No, no. She told me she's fine.
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Uh, no. She wants to go to the clinic
so they can help her find her power.
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Because she feels left out without one.
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But it costs money,
and she doesn't have that.
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So they won't let her in.
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That seems like something you'd mention.
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She talks about it with her dad
all the time.
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Did you know he's dead?
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I'm aware.
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Excuse me.
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Have we met?
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I don't think so.
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After you.
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♪ Glitter on the wet streets ♪
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♪ Silver over everything ♪
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You've brought way too much, man.
You're gonna crash.
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Desperate times means desperate...
Whatever it is.
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Have you seen a girl?
She's about this tall.
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Irish, but not the scary kind.
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Jen.
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- What are you doing here?
- I've been texting. You haven't replied.
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Oh.
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Did you come all this way
just to check in on me?
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You usually respond straight away.
I assumed you were dead.
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No, no, I've just been busy.
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- With what?
- Hello.
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Who likes a party? Because this boy does.
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We don't need any pills, mate. We're good.
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No. No. I'm not a drugs-man.
I'm Jen's boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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- Yeah.
- No.
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Luke, why don't you go get yourself
a drink? Help yourself to anything.
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What about "taking things slow"
is introducing me as your girlfriend?
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- Aren't you?
- It's complicated.
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You say everything's complicated.
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Because it is!
The real world is complicated!
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I'm-I'm confused about a lot of things,
but you're the one thing that makes sense.
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Do you even hear what I'm saying?
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Maybe we should just give each other
some space.
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What?
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Maybe we should give each other
some space!
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Jen, someone's in your room.
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♪ Off with your head ♪
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♪ Dance till you're dead ♪
250
00:13:03,524 --> 00:13:04,534
Can you read?
251
00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:07,739
What are you doing?
252
00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:10,294
I'm hacking your computer.
253
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:13,000
I've been taking IT classes.
I know what all the bits are for now.
254
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,665
Stop it. Why would you do that?
255
00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:17,215
Well, it's the only way to know
what's going on in your life.
256
00:13:17,301 --> 00:13:18,811
Seeing as you won't tell me.
257
00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:21,888
Please be more cryptic
so I fully understand what's happening.
258
00:13:21,977 --> 00:13:26,147
You receive a lot of marketing emails
from a place called "The Clinic."
259
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:30,374
- Why didn't you come to me about it?
- Because you're judgmental.
260
00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:32,532
Every time I talk to you,
you make me feel like shit.
261
00:13:32,582 --> 00:13:34,042
It only seems like that
262
00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:36,337
because a lot of the choices
you make are wrong.
263
00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:39,432
Oh, okay, so I-if I was just perfect,
this wouldn't be an issue?
264
00:13:39,513 --> 00:13:41,033
- Yes!
- You know, I used to be jealous
265
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:42,217
that Andy was your favourite.
266
00:13:42,268 --> 00:13:43,668
But now, I think I dodged a bullet.
267
00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:46,819
You're not one to talk about favourites.
268
00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:48,202
What are you talking about?
269
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,450
You're a monster if people think
you have a favourite child.
270
00:13:51,537 --> 00:13:54,667
But no one bats an eye
if you have a favourite parent.
271
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,881
So I talk to Dad. Big deal.
272
00:13:56,964 --> 00:13:58,434
You'll talk to him but not me?
273
00:13:58,509 --> 00:14:02,019
Yeah, I do! Because he doesn't judge me
or try to fix me!
274
00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:03,559
He's just... He's just there.
275
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:05,984
He's not there! I am!
276
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:12,079
I'm right here!
277
00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:19,219
Yeah, I know.
278
00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:26,767
I shouldn't have brought him up.
279
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:28,779
It's fine.
280
00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:32,908
- Do you want me to leave?
- No, no. No, you can stay. It…
281
00:14:34,455 --> 00:14:36,625
Although, I think we've run out of crisps.
282
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,300
What? It's only 11.00.
283
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:41,140
Jesus Christ.
Who did the Ocado, Bobby Sands?
284
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:52,908
Better go down there before
someone takes the last sweet chilli.
285
00:15:08,398 --> 00:15:11,448
- Are you okay?
- No, I'm fine. Let's dance.
286
00:15:16,497 --> 00:15:19,127
Kash, while I have you,
we should probably...
287
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,971
Talk? Okay.
288
00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:23,759
Cheers, Carrie. Great party.
289
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:27,192
Actually, it's fine. Never mind.
290
00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:38,999
We have a problem.
291
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,090
Okay, I still don't get it.
292
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,886
He's turning back time every time
I try and have the chat with him.
293
00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:48,813
- That's not good.
- Not good? It's effed up!
294
00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,936
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, relax.
295
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:53,145
He knows exactly what I'm gonna do,
296
00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:55,698
so he knows exactly how to throw me off.
297
00:15:56,285 --> 00:15:58,265
I can't believe he'd do this to me
during my party.
298
00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:00,709
Carrie. The party's part of it.
299
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:02,585
Oh, my God.
300
00:16:04,176 --> 00:16:05,616
Do you think he's been avoiding you?
301
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,100
Of course he has.
I've been chasing him all evening.
302
00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,024
He's only making it worse.
303
00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:12,985
I swear to God, I've never met anyone
so stupid with this stuff.
304
00:16:13,069 --> 00:16:14,069
He's hopeless.
305
00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:19,809
What if he's been doing this
our whole relationship?
306
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,646
I guess you don't need
to have the talk anymore.
307
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:24,442
How am I ever gonna trust him again?
How am I even gonna break up with him?
308
00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:26,698
It doesn't matter what I do.
He'll just keep turning back time.
309
00:16:26,722 --> 00:16:28,142
Maybe I already have.
310
00:16:28,224 --> 00:16:29,954
He's bound to run out of energy
at some point.
311
00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:33,738
Usually he just carb loads,
but I haven't seen him eat much.
312
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:36,318
Is he taking drugs?
313
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:39,499
Oh, God. It's meth, isn't it?
314
00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:46,181
Hey, fuck off. My house.
315
00:16:47,429 --> 00:16:48,719
Bingo.
316
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,517
I knew they were up to something.
317
00:16:59,411 --> 00:17:01,881
Hey, um, Carrie said she wants to have
a quick chat with you.
318
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,039
Mm-hmm.
319
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:14,816
Poor fucker.
320
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,402
There you are.
321
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,744
I made you a cocktail.
322
00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:19,946
Ooh.
323
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,627
It's just wine.
324
00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,381
Yeah, but it's got
a little umbrella in it.
325
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:27,795
Yeah, it's good.
326
00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:28,885
Mmm.
327
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:34,444
So, I was thinking, how would you like
to go for a little flight?
328
00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:37,324
I could take off right now, if you like.
It's a beautiful night.
329
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,874
Really? Me?
330
00:17:40,786 --> 00:17:43,142
There's not a hotter,
taller woman standing behind me, is there?
331
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,436
Because that has happened before.
332
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:48,380
No, it's just you and me.
333
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:52,810
♪ Standing in the doorOf the Pink Flamingo ♪
334
00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:54,484
Um, do you wanna go outside then?
335
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,608
Yeah.
336
00:17:56,693 --> 00:17:58,113
♪ Crying in the rain ♪
337
00:18:01,077 --> 00:18:04,997
♪ It was a kind of so so love ♪
338
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:06,670
They're gone.
339
00:18:06,713 --> 00:18:09,933
♪ And I'm going to make sure it neverHappens again ♪
340
00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:11,181
I know.
341
00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:12,853
Randall, come on. Make me a new can.
342
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:16,734
♪ You and I, it had to beThe standing joke of the year ♪
343
00:18:16,817 --> 00:18:18,317
Kash, I'm…
344
00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:21,946
I don't wanna do this.
345
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,035
So don't.
346
00:18:23,789 --> 00:18:25,919
Just don't. Please. I can fix it.
347
00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:28,882
- Not this time.
- Randall, come on! Hurry up!
348
00:18:28,966 --> 00:18:31,506
I'm not a vending machine, mate.
It's gonna take a while.
349
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,890
Don't say it.
350
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:38,443
I think we should break up.
351
00:18:38,527 --> 00:18:40,527
♪ I tried to make it work ♪
352
00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:44,332
I think we should break up.
353
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,762
I think we should break...
354
00:18:49,841 --> 00:18:51,051
…break up.
355
00:18:51,135 --> 00:18:52,345
♪ And now your life's a mess ♪
356
00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:55,019
♪ So insecure you see ♪
357
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,811
I think we should break up.
358
00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:59,817
♪ Take your hands off me ♪
359
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,456
You need sleep. Let's get you to bed.
360
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:12,433
♪ I don't belong to you, you see ♪
361
00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:13,512
I'm sorry.
362
00:19:15,643 --> 00:19:18,943
♪ Take a look... ♪
363
00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:23,742
Are you sure
your boyfriend's not gonna mind?
364
00:19:24,368 --> 00:19:27,038
Oh. Oh, So that's what it is.
You're jealous.
365
00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,764
That you have a boyfriend? Maybe.
366
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,892
Of that boyfriend in particular, no.
367
00:19:34,764 --> 00:19:35,774
Why not?
368
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:39,690
Come on, really? Just seems like
a bit of a weirdo.
369
00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:41,953
Come on.
370
00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:43,952
He's not a weirdo.
371
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:48,083
He's a bit different,
but that doesn't mean he's not good.
372
00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:52,046
Sure.
373
00:19:52,842 --> 00:19:54,342
Look, you don't know him.
374
00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:56,808
He's kind, and he's funny.
375
00:19:56,892 --> 00:19:59,982
Not intentionally, most of the time,
but he makes me laugh.
376
00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:03,108
And he always
has the dumbest questions.
377
00:20:03,195 --> 00:20:04,715
But it's like there's a logic to them.
378
00:20:06,995 --> 00:20:08,615
And he actually wants to be with me.
379
00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:12,723
You'd think that would be
the bare minimum, but…
380
00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:16,676
That's it, really, isn't it?
381
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,350
He likes me. I like him.
382
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:22,148
Not that complicated.
383
00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:25,164
You could aim a lot higher, Jen.
384
00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:31,504
Nah, I'm good.
385
00:20:33,422 --> 00:20:34,422
Jen.
386
00:20:35,803 --> 00:20:36,813
Jen.
387
00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:39,182
Where are you going?
388
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:42,395
Hey!
389
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,442
Whatever.
390
00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:56,684
I swear, this has never happened before.
391
00:20:56,761 --> 00:20:58,931
Okay.
392
00:21:01,353 --> 00:21:02,523
Jizzlord?
393
00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:04,817
Jizzlord!
394
00:21:06,823 --> 00:21:07,833
Jizzlord!
395
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:14,964
Have you seen Jizzlord?
396
00:21:15,048 --> 00:21:16,048
No.
397
00:21:18,054 --> 00:21:19,064
Why?
398
00:21:20,141 --> 00:21:23,401
Jizzlord? Jizzlord?
399
00:21:24,232 --> 00:21:26,612
♪ Embracing bygones ♪
400
00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:28,486
♪ You build upon the ground ♪
401
00:21:28,575 --> 00:21:29,615
Jizzlord!
402
00:21:29,702 --> 00:21:31,872
♪ You were taken from ♪
403
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:34,955
♪ To be robbed again ♪
404
00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:36,046
Jizzlord!
405
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,600
♪ Silence won't pay cash in hand ♪
406
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,930
Oh, no.
407
00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,355
No, no, no, no, no!
408
00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:50,414
I'm sorry.
409
00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:52,833
I was being stupid earlier.
410
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:55,245
Look, I act like I'm smarter than you,
but I'm not.
411
00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:56,756
Not with important things.
412
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,760
Fuck.
413
00:22:03,185 --> 00:22:04,765
Can you hear me?
414
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,066
I don't want space! I want you to be here.
415
00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:11,452
I don't know what I'm doing,
but I know I don't want you to go.
416
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,540
I want you to be my boyfriend!
417
00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,227
♪ You put on your brave face, now girl ♪
418
00:22:17,255 --> 00:22:19,425
You want a bin to be your boyfriend?
419
00:22:21,346 --> 00:22:23,936
That's a bit of a slap in the face.
I'm not gonna lie.
420
00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:33,498
♪ You put on your brave face, now girl ♪
421
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:44,730
♪ You put on your brave face, now girl ♪
422
00:22:50,112 --> 00:22:53,452
Whoop, whoop.
Hey-o. Whoop, whoop.
423
00:22:53,536 --> 00:22:55,286
Who wants to do body shots?
424
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,883
Gordon, it's 2.00 a. m. Go home.
425
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,552
We're young. We could go clubbing.
426
00:22:59,632 --> 00:23:02,552
God, who am I kidding? This isn't me.
427
00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:03,638
I hate this.
428
00:23:03,723 --> 00:23:06,313
- Do you want a cup of tea?
- Yes, please.
429
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:14,750
- Jesus, you'll catch your death.
- Mum, I want you to meet my boyfriend.
430
00:23:15,371 --> 00:23:18,131
What?
431
00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:24,176
Hello again. What was your name?
432
00:23:24,264 --> 00:23:25,367
- It doesn't matter.
- Jizzlord.
433
00:23:25,391 --> 00:23:26,811
I'm sorry, it's what lord?
434
00:23:26,894 --> 00:23:28,114
Uh, it's J...
435
00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:34,623
Hey. This clinic.
436
00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:38,246
I hear you don't have enough money for it.
437
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,464
Yeah.
438
00:23:42,801 --> 00:23:43,971
I'll pay for it.
439
00:23:44,054 --> 00:23:45,224
Really?
440
00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:46,726
Yeah.
441
00:23:46,809 --> 00:23:48,649
If it'll make you happy.
442
00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:51,065
How much is it?
443
00:23:51,861 --> 00:23:52,861
Twelve grand.
444
00:23:52,946 --> 00:23:54,656
Fucking hell! What?
445
00:23:54,742 --> 00:23:58,122
Jesus Christ. Lead with the price.
What did you let me do that for?
446
00:23:58,207 --> 00:24:00,187
- What, you don't have it?
- Of course I don't have it!
447
00:24:00,211 --> 00:24:01,251
I'm not a Saudi prince.
448
00:24:04,427 --> 00:24:05,507
I have it.
449
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:11,980
I've been supplementing my income
450
00:24:12,068 --> 00:24:15,068
by providing a service
to unfulfilled women.
451
00:24:15,157 --> 00:24:18,037
And that made you £12,000?
452
00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:20,770
No, it's just pocket change. Straight
women just paid off my student loan.
453
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:24,014
Gordon. I can't take your gigolo money.
You earned it.
454
00:24:24,092 --> 00:24:27,682
Really, I-it feels wrong.
I want you to have it.
455
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:30,646
♪ The good times ♪
456
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,251
- ♪ Yes!
- ♪ Who needs the good times? ♪
457
00:24:32,275 --> 00:24:33,525
I'm going to the clinic.
458
00:24:33,611 --> 00:24:35,321
You're going to the clinic.
459
00:24:37,536 --> 00:24:38,956
Oh.
460
00:24:40,207 --> 00:24:42,877
Okay. Well done. Very good.
461
00:24:42,963 --> 00:24:44,723
♪ The good times are killing me ♪
462
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,390
Oh, no, no, no.
463
00:24:47,556 --> 00:24:48,556
Yeah, we have met.
464
00:24:48,641 --> 00:24:49,561
♪ Here we go ♪
465
00:24:49,643 --> 00:24:50,653
Yep.
466
00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:53,149
♪ Got dirt, got air, got water ♪
467
00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:56,073
♪ And I know you can carry on ♪
468
00:24:56,156 --> 00:24:57,276
Morning.
469
00:24:57,366 --> 00:24:58,616
Morning.
470
00:25:00,122 --> 00:25:02,712
I've never seen you smile
for this long before.
471
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,724
Kinda hurts. I don't know
how people do it all the time.
472
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,890
I like it.
473
00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:15,435
Uh, where are you going?
474
00:25:15,529 --> 00:25:17,569
Did I do something wrong?
I'm sorry. Don't leave me.
475
00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:20,746
I'm just going to the shop.
I really fancy some pancakes.
476
00:25:20,830 --> 00:25:22,580
- I'll go.
- No, no, no, don't. I better go.
477
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:25,758
- Just flour, milk, eggs, sugar, right?
- No, you for...
478
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:29,102
Actually, yeah. Yeah, that's right.
479
00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:30,310
♪ One, two, three, four… ♪
480
00:25:30,391 --> 00:25:31,871
I think I'm getting the hang of this.
481
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:50,465
♪ Do you realise ♪
482
00:25:52,393 --> 00:25:55,863
♪ That you have ♪
483
00:25:55,942 --> 00:26:01,582
♪ The most beautiful face? ♪
484
00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:05,592
♪ Do you realise ♪
485
00:26:12,183 --> 00:26:15,113
♪ We're floating in space? ♪
486
00:26:15,189 --> 00:26:17,489
- That's £5.65, please.
- Mummy, look!
487
00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:21,409
- Just give me a minute.
- But, Mummy! That man looks like Daddy.
488
00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:34,351
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
489
00:26:36,439 --> 00:26:39,449
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
490
00:26:41,449 --> 00:26:43,869
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
491
00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:48,375
♪ I think you know the reason why ♪
492
00:26:50,467 --> 00:26:53,637
♪ Sometimes the going gets so good ♪
493
00:26:54,852 --> 00:26:57,612
♪ Then again it gets pretty rough ♪
494
00:26:59,611 --> 00:27:03,241
♪ But when I have you in my arms, baby ♪
495
00:27:03,326 --> 00:27:06,996
♪ You know I just can'tI just can't get enough ♪
496
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,554
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- ♪ You gotta live ♪
497
00:27:09,631 --> 00:27:14,311
♪ Before you know the reason why ♪
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