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[ musical instruments
being tuned ]
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Chorus: ♪ FATHER
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♪ SISTER
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[ instrumental music plays ]
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♪ FATHER, SISTER
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♪ DEAREST VOICES
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♪ I HAVE FOUND YOU
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♪ AND I DON'T KNOW HOW
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♪ FATHER, SISTER
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♪ I HEAR YOUR VOICES
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♪ BUT AM I DREAMIN'?
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♪ WELL,
ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW? ♪
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♪ CAN YOU TELL ME?
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Chorus: ♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ PLEASE TELL ME
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ I NEED TO KNOW
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ FATHER, SISTER
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♪ THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
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♪ I BRING A PROMISE
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♪ A HOLY VOW
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♪ A WORLD THAT CASTS YOU OUT,
FORGIVES YOU ♪
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♪ AND THOSE WHO BLAME YOU
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♪ SING YOUR PRAISES NOW
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♪ SO CAN YOU TELL ME?
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ PLEASE TELL ME
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ I NEED TO KNOW
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
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TO ALL THE CRITICS
OUT THERE,
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I KNOW THEY'RE GOING
TO REVIEW THIS,
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AND I KNOW THEY'RE
GONNA TRY TO KNOCK ME--
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IS IT OKAY IF I SAY THIS
TO CAMERA, AMBER? OKAY.
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I ONLY AM WHO I AM
'CAUSE I WAS BORN THAT WAY.
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I HAVE A GIFT,
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AND I'M TRYING NOT TO BE
SELFISH ABOUT IT, BUT TO USE IT.
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IF YOU'RE GONNA
KNOCK ME FOR THAT,
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
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JEALOUSY
WILL GET YOU NOWHERE.
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AND I'M GONNA
KEEP ROCKIN' ON.
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Chorus: ♪ DESTINY
BRINGS YOU BACK TO ME ♪
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♪ CHILD,
I'M SO GLAD I'M HERE ♪
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♪ THERE'S HOPE FOR ME,
THERE'S A PROPHECY ♪
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Chorus: ♪ DESTINY
BRINGS YOU BACK TO ME ♪
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♪ A WORLD THAT CASTS YOU OUT
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♪ MAY FORGIVE YOU NOW
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♪ DESTINY
BRINGS YOU BACK TO ME ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR A SIGN ♪
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♪ TO EASE MY TROUBLED MIND
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[ shower running ]
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ELLEN, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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DON'T TELL MOM I'M TAKING YOU
TO YOUR STUPID JUNIOR PROM.
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GET OUT OF HERE!
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YOUR BROTHER!
HOW GROSS IS THAT?
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THEY DON'T KNOW
YOU'RE MY BROTHER.
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PLEASE, BEN.
YOU HAVE TO. I'LL PAY YOU.
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FIND SOMEONE
WHO'S NOT RELATED TO YOU.
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LOSER.
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[ distant laughter
and conversation ]
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Chorus: ♪ OOH
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♪ OOH
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[ couple snickering ]
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♪ OOH
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♪ OOH
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♪ OOH
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♪ OOH
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♪ OOH
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♪ OOH
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[ voices rising ] ♪ OOH
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♪ OHH
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♪ OHH
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ PLEASE TELL ME
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ I NEED TO KNOW
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ WHEN I'M CRYING
TEARS OF SADNESS ♪
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ WON'T YOU TURN THEM
INTO TEARS OF GLADNESS? ♪
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♪ HOW SHALL I SEE YOU
THROUGH MY TEARS? ♪
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♪ OHH
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♪ TEARS
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♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
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♪ TEARS
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♪ TEARS
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[ girls screaming
excitedly ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
AREN'T YOU, LIKE, 30?
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COME ON!
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EXCUSE ME,
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IS THERE SOMEPLACE
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO CHECK IN?
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OVER THERE.
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IS THIS YOUR FIRST SUMMER?I WAS HERE LAST YEAR.
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REMEMBER? WE WERE IN
'NIGHT, MOTHERTOGETHER.
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OH.
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YOU'RE JILL SIMMONS.
MY NAME'S FRITZI.
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FRITZI. OF COURSE.
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LET ME.
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YOU HAVE THE NUMBER
AT THE SHIP.
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CALL ME
WHENEVER YOU NEED ME.
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THIS IS GLEN,
THE CAMP DIRECTOR.
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GO TO HIM
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
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THAT'S ENOUGH, MOM.
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
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WE'LL TAKE
VERY GOOD CARE OF HIM.
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GIVE ME A HUG.I CAN'T BREATHE!
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JENNA!
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MY ROLE MODEL
IN EVERYTHING NUBIAN.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GO
TO WEIGHT WATCHERS CAMP
THIS SUMMER.
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WE WANTED HER TO,
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BUT SHE INSISTED ON
GOING BACK TO CAMP OVATION.
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SO WE COMPROMISED
AND HAD HER JAW WIRED SHUT.
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[ gasps ] OH.
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YOU CAN HARDLY TELL.
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♪ I DIM THE LIGHTS
AND THINK ABOUT YOU ♪
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♪ SPEND SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
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♪ AND THINK ABOUT YOU
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♪ YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
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BUDDY MILLER,
SPORTS COUNSELOR.
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WE HAVE A SPORTS COUNSELOR?
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OF COURSE WE DO.
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YOU GONNA PLAY
SOME SOFTBALL THIS SUMMER?
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NO.
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♪ OOH
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AAH! MICHAEL!
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HOW YOU DOIN', BABE?
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WHY WEREN'T YOU ON THE BUS?
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MY SISTER DROVE ME HERE.
I'M STAYING WITH HER.
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MY GOD, YOUR FACE.
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HE TRIED TO GO TO
HIS JUNIOR PROM
IN FISHNETS AND HEELS.
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MY JUNIOR PROM,
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I STAYED HOME WITH
A ROLL OF COOKIE DOUGH
AND TV LAND.
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I WATCHED MY JUNIOR PROM
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FROM OUTSIDE IN THE BUSHES
FOR THREE HOURS.
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THAT'S SO STELLA DALLAS.
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IS BERT HANLEY REALLY
DIRECTING HERE THIS SUMMER?
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BERT HANLEY?
I THOUGHT HE RETIRED.
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I THOUGHT HE DIED.HE MIGHT HAVE.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE HERE TWO DAYS AGO.
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HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
HE USED TO BE HUGE.
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HE HASN'T HAD A HIT
SINCE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE.
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HE NEVER
WROTE ANOTHER SHOW.
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I HOPE HE DIRECTS
THE BENEFIT THIS SUMMER.
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WHAT ARE YOU SINGING FOR
AUDITIONS FOR THE FIRST SHOW?
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DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE.THAT'S ORIGINAL.
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WITH THE TUGBOAT.
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[ laughter ]
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Michael: WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO BE?
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[ conversation stops ]
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HOW YOU DOING?
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MY NAME'S VLAD.
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HI.
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OKAY IF I
USE THOSE DRAWERS?
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YOU CAN GO INTO
ANYBODY'S DRAWERS YOU LIKE.
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I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL GET AN ARGUMENT.
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MICHAEL!
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JUST IGNORE HIM.
THAT'S WHAT HE'S USED TO.
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I'M ELLEN, THIS IS SHAUN
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AND SPITZER AND MICHAEL.
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BATHROOM?
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THIRTY-FOOT RULE.
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NO WAY!WHAT'S THAT?
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MICHAEL HAS TO STAY
30 FEET AWAY
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UNTIL WE KNOW
IF HE'S STRAIGHT OR GAY.
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IF HE'S GAY,
I'M TYNE DALY.
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Spitzer:
HONEY, IT'S JUST--
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[The Size of a Cow by
The Wonder Stuff plays ]
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[ Ellen practices scales ]
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Girl: COULD SOMEONE
PLEASE SHUT HER UP?
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NEXT.
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♪ CHILDHOOD LIVING
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♪ IS EASY TO DO
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♪ THE THINGS YOU WANTED
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♪ I BOUGHT THEM FOR YOU
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♪ GRACELESS LADY
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♪ YOU KNOW WHO I AM
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♪ YOU KNOW I CAN'T LET YOU
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♪ SLIDE THROUGH MY HANDS
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♪ WILD HORSES
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♪ COULDN'T DRAG ME AWAY
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♪ WILD, WILD HORSES
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♪ COULDN'T DRAG ME AWAY
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A BOY.
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AN HONEST-TO-GOD
STRAIGHT BOY.
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Boy: CAST LISTS ARE UP.
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Girl: I WILL GO INSANE
IF I DON'T GET INTO
PROMISES, PROMISES.
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I'M IN IT!
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[ excited conversations ]
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Ellen: MIDNIGHT SUN?
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OLD.
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OLD.
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LOST.
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LOST.
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TWO THOUSAND SUNSETS,
YET NOT ONE SUNRISE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
GOD DAMN YOU ALL!
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YOU PISS ON THE MEMORY
OF THE GREATEST PLAYWRIGHT
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OF THE 20th CENTURY!
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IN CUBA, WE TOOK
OUR LIVES IN OUR HANDS
PERFORMING HER WORK,
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WAITING FOR CASTRO'S THUGS
TO BURST IN AND ARREST US!
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING.
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OF COURSE YOU DON'T,
YOU MIDDLE-CLASS PIECE OF SHIT!
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I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.
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THAT'S WHAT'S SO TRAGIC.
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LEAVE HER ALONE.
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HOW ABOUT YOU, THEN?
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HAVE YOU HAD EVEN
ONE PAINFUL MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE
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SINCE THE DOCTOR SLAPPED YOU
ON YOUR ASS WHEN YOU WERE BORN?
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YEAH.TELL ME, THEN.
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TELL ME
YOUR MOST PAINFUL MOMENT,
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THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU CONVULSE
WITH SOBS WHEN YOU THINK OF IT.
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WHY WOULD I DO THAT
IN FRONT OF THREE STRANGERS?
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TO BE ABLE TO DO IT
IN FRONT OF 3,000.
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BACK TO THE TOP,
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AND TRY NOT TO SCREW UP
THE BLOCKING THIS TIME.
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EYES, EYES, NOSTRILS,
SILENT SCREAM.
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I HAVE TO
GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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PISS IN THE DUMPSTER.
START AGAIN!
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[Skyway by
The Replacements plays ]
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♪ YOU TAKE THE SKYWAY
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♪ HIGH ABOVE
THE BUSY LITTLE ONE-WAY ♪
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♪ IN MY STUPID
HAT AND GLOVES ♪
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♪ AT NIGHT I LIE AWAKE
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♪ WONDERING IF I'LL SLEEP
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♪ WONDERING
IF WE'LL MEET... ♪
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HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY
OF REHEARSAL?
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IT WAS OKAY.
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I'M A LITTLE
OUT OF MY ELEMENT.
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WE REALLY DO A NEW SHOW
EVERY TWO WEEKS?
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AND A BENEFIT
AT THE END OF THE SUMMER.
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JEEZ!
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ELLEN SAID
YOU WERE HER HERO TODAY
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WITH THAT CRAZY DIRECTOR.
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CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING PERSONAL?
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WHAT MADE YOU COME HERE?
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I WANT TO ACT. WHY?
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WE JUST DON'T
GET MANY LIKE YOU.
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CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING PERSONAL?
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YEAH.
244
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:20,965
YOU'RE GAY, RIGHT?
245
00:16:22,551 --> 00:16:24,034
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
246
00:16:26,379 --> 00:16:29,379
HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIMENTED
WITH HETEROSEXUALITY?
247
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:34,172
YOU MEAN SLEEP
WITH A STRAIGHT GUY? WHAT FOR?
248
00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:36,413
A GIRL.
249
00:16:36,448 --> 00:16:39,620
I CAN'T EVEN
STRAIGHTEN MY HAIR.
250
00:16:39,655 --> 00:16:43,655
THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU'D BE A TOTAL PLAYA.
251
00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:48,137
GOT THAT WHOLE
LATIN THING GOING.
252
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:53,689
GET A GIRL ALONE,
THROW ON SOME SALSA,
253
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:56,758
WHISPER A LITTLE SPANISH
IN HER EAR.
254
00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,586
YOU'D MAKE OUT LIKE A BANDIT.
255
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:02,310
I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.
256
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:09,103
IS THAT YOUR FATHER?
257
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,723
THAT'S STEPHEN SONDHEIM.
258
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,758
THE GREATEST SONGWRITER
IN MUSICAL THEATER.
259
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,137
I DON'T TALK TO MY PARENTS.
260
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:28,310
WHY NOT?ENOUGH.
261
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:29,965
I HAVE TO KEEP
SOME KIND OF MYSTERY.
262
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,689
YOU'LL GROW BORED WITH ME
AND MOVE ON TO SOMEONE YOUNGER.
263
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,655
GOOD NIGHT, MIKE.'NIGHT, VLAD.
264
00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:46,655
[ low ]
DID HE CALL ME MIKE?
265
00:17:49,655 --> 00:17:51,586
♪ SKYWAY
266
00:17:55,241 --> 00:18:00,413
♪ SKYWAY
267
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,655
CAN I HELP YOU?
268
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,689
I'M NOT SURE
WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO GO.
269
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:29,172
I'M BERT HANLEY.IT'S ABOUT TIME.
270
00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:30,586
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
271
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,965
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
BE HERE TWO DAYS AGO.
272
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:37,655
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE USE IN LYING?
273
00:18:37,689 --> 00:18:40,172
I'VE BEEN DRINKING
FOR 72 HOURS.
274
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,034
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING?
275
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:45,310
NOT THE WAY YOU MAKE IT SOUND
WHEN YOU SAY, "DRINKING?!"
276
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,241
I'M FINE NOW, REALLY.
277
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,586
LET'S GET STARTED.
I'LL GET THOSE.
278
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,586
[ bottles clatter
inside luggage ]
279
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:59,310
I ASSUMED THAT WE WOULD HAVE
SOME ADULT TIME TO OURSELVES.
280
00:19:03,689 --> 00:19:06,310
WHAT SHOW
AM I DOING, ANYWAY?
281
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:17,034
♪ GOOD TIMES AND BUM TIMES,
I'VE SEEN THEM ALL ♪
282
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:21,724
♪ AND, MY DEAR,
I'M STILL HERE ♪
283
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,448
♪ PLUSH VELVET SOMETIMES
284
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:27,241
♪ SOMETIMES
JUST PRETZELS AND BEER ♪
285
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:30,000
♪ BUT I'M HERE
286
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:33,310
♪ I'VE RUN THE GAMUT
"A" TO "Z" ♪
287
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:38,000
♪ THREE CHEERS AND DAMN IT,
C'EST LA VIE♪
288
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:41,034
♪ I GOT THROUGH
ALL OF LAST YEAR ♪
289
00:19:41,068 --> 00:19:45,137
♪ AND I'M HERE
290
00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:48,310
♪ LORD KNOWS,
AT LEAST I WAS THERE ♪
291
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:52,862
♪ AND I'M HERE
292
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:56,862
♪ LOOK WHO'S HERE
293
00:19:56,896 --> 00:20:04,586
♪ I'M STILL HERE
294
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:39,206
[ knock on door ]
295
00:20:53,482 --> 00:20:54,517
HI!
296
00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:56,758
[ wearily ]
HI.
297
00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:05,137
MY NAME'S VLAD.
298
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,103
I DON'T MEAN
TO BOTHER YOU OR ANYTHING.
299
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:15,206
I JUST WANTED TO
TELL YOU HOW EXCITED
I AM THAT YOU'RE HERE.
300
00:21:16,862 --> 00:21:19,965
I DID A PRODUCTION
OF THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE
301
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,655
AT SCHOOL THIS SPRING.
302
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:24,931
AND, UH...
303
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:29,965
AT FIRST I DID IT JUST TO
GET CLOSE TO THIS GIRL.
304
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,724
BUT THEN IT WAS SO GOOD.
305
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:35,758
IT REALLY TOOK THE CHARACTERS
OF THE KIDS SO SERIOUSLY.
306
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:39,827
THAT'S REALLY KIND OF YOU
TO SAY.
307
00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:41,827
THAT SONG I SING FOR YOU,
308
00:21:41,862 --> 00:21:44,172
I LISTENED TO THE RECORD,
LIKE, A HUNDRED TIMES
309
00:21:44,206 --> 00:21:47,620
JUST TO GET THE CHORDS RIGHT
ON MY GUITAR.
310
00:21:47,655 --> 00:21:50,758
IT'S NOT OUT ON CD.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
311
00:21:50,793 --> 00:21:53,241
YEAH, I KNEW THAT.
312
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:58,586
SO, WHAT SHOWS HAVE YOU DONE
SINCE THEN, MR. HANLEY?
313
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:02,655
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR COMING BY TO VISIT, VLAD.
314
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:06,965
THANK YOU.
JUST GIVE ME A BREAK.
315
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,241
YOU LITTLE ASS-KISSER.
316
00:22:08,275 --> 00:22:09,965
Man: ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR.
317
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,482
QUIT DRAGGING!
318
00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:19,344
Y'ALL BETTER GET YOUR ASSES
USED TO LESS SLEEP
319
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,655
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE
REHEARSAL ALL MORNING.
320
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:26,896
THEN LUNCH,
THEN REHEARSAL.
321
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:29,896
THEN DINNER,
THEN REHEARSAL.
322
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,620
AND THE WHOLE THING STARTS
ALL OVER AGAIN THE NEXT DAY.
323
00:22:33,655 --> 00:22:36,275
MISS ALLEN, WE'VE ALL SEEN
THE BEGINNING OF FAME.
324
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,586
OOH!
OOH!
325
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:40,931
FAME,HUH?
326
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:45,551
[ tap-dancing
furiously ]
327
00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:52,586
THEY DO THAT ON FAME?
328
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:54,344
NO.
329
00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:58,586
AGAIN!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
330
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:04,655
Ellen:
'NIGHT, JENNA.
331
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,896
Jenna: [ muffled ]
'NIGHT, ELLEN.
332
00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:09,620
Cuban Instructor:
SHUT UP! START AGAIN!
333
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,827
EYES, EYES, NOSTRILS!
SILENT SCREAM!
334
00:23:21,103 --> 00:23:22,827
YOU'RE REALLY TALENTED.
335
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:28,034
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
A SINGLE WORD OF THIS CRAP,
336
00:23:28,068 --> 00:23:30,482
BUT YOU DO IT
WITH SUCH CONVICTION.
337
00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,482
SO...
338
00:23:42,827 --> 00:23:45,275
A GUY LIKE YOU COULD HAVE
A REALLY LUCKY SUMMER
339
00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:47,000
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, HUH?
340
00:23:53,241 --> 00:23:55,241
I'M STARTING TO
GET THAT IDEA.
341
00:23:56,724 --> 00:24:01,034
HEY, LOOK. FIRST STAR.
I KNOW MY WISH.
342
00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:05,137
CHANGING THE SUBJECT.
343
00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:09,103
DO YOU HAVE
ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS?
344
00:24:09,137 --> 00:24:13,655
FOUR BROTHERS--
TWO OLDER, TWO YOUNGER.
345
00:24:15,896 --> 00:24:18,827
MUST BE TOUGH WHEN
THE MIDDLE CHILD
IS THE SPECIAL ONE.
346
00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:20,620
THROWS EVERYTHING
OUT OF WHACK.
347
00:24:20,655 --> 00:24:22,482
SPECIAL? YEAH.
348
00:24:22,517 --> 00:24:24,620
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME
349
00:24:24,655 --> 00:24:27,000
MY PARENTS CALLED ME
BY THE RIGHT NAME.
350
00:24:31,068 --> 00:24:32,965
YOUDON'T THINK YOU'RE
SPECIAL?
351
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,310
NO.
352
00:24:35,827 --> 00:24:37,482
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
353
00:24:39,862 --> 00:24:42,758
I DON'T MEAN LIKE DORKY
BOY-BAND KIND OF SPECIAL,
354
00:24:42,793 --> 00:24:45,482
WHICH I'M SURE
YOU GET ALL THE TIME, BUT...
355
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,655
THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY THERE.
356
00:24:50,379 --> 00:24:51,931
SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL.
357
00:24:53,965 --> 00:24:57,068
AND YOU DESERVE
SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL
IN RETURN.
358
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,896
GOD. SOMEBODY HIT ME
WITH A ROCK SO I SHUT UP.
359
00:25:05,931 --> 00:25:06,931
NO.
360
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,586
MADE ME FEEL GREAT.
361
00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:22,758
IT'S COLD.
362
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:25,482
COME HERE.
363
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,172
THAT WORKED.
364
00:25:31,551 --> 00:25:35,137
IT'S 10 a.m.
EVERYBODY SHOULD BE IN CLASS.
365
00:25:35,172 --> 00:25:38,827
[Last Song on Blue Tape by
The Reindeer Section plays ]
366
00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:41,965
♪ CUT OUT THE SMALLTALK
367
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,413
♪ I'VE GIVEN UP ON YOU
368
00:25:47,068 --> 00:25:50,379
♪ YOU BRAVE
WITH THE BIG TALK ♪
369
00:25:50,413 --> 00:25:54,172
♪ WHEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS
ARE THERE ♪
370
00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:58,379
♪ BRONZED FROM THE SUNSHINE
371
00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:03,241
♪ OF ALL YOUR HOLIDAYS
372
00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:07,103
♪ LET ME DOWN EASY
373
00:26:07,137 --> 00:26:13,655
♪ I CAN'T HIDE
ALL THIS SHAME ♪
374
00:26:33,482 --> 00:26:35,620
♪ I FOUGHT FOR YOUR HONOR
375
00:26:35,655 --> 00:26:40,000
♪ A LOT MORE
THAN MADE SENSE ♪
376
00:26:41,655 --> 00:26:44,310
♪ I'M DISTANCED
AND SUCKED OUT ♪
377
00:26:44,344 --> 00:26:48,586
♪ AWAY FROM BREAKABLES
378
00:26:49,586 --> 00:26:52,034
♪ IT RHYMES WITH THE STUNTS
379
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:57,068
♪ YOU PULL WOOL
OVER MY EYES ♪
380
00:26:58,413 --> 00:27:00,620
♪ I CRY OUT IN LUMPS
381
00:27:00,655 --> 00:27:08,137
♪ AND PRETEND TO NEED
YOUR SHOULDER ♪
382
00:27:25,655 --> 00:27:27,068
HERE WE ARE.
383
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:30,655
JEEZ.
384
00:27:30,689 --> 00:27:32,137
BE IT EVER SO HUMBLE...
385
00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:36,172
WHAT'S UP, FRITZI?
386
00:27:36,206 --> 00:27:37,448
WOULD YOU LIKE FRITZI
387
00:27:37,482 --> 00:27:40,137
TO FIX YOU A BUG JUICE
OR SOMETHING?
388
00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:45,655
NO.
389
00:27:51,827 --> 00:27:53,241
LEAVE US.
390
00:27:57,965 --> 00:27:59,068
BYE, FRITZ.
391
00:28:07,689 --> 00:28:09,275
DOES SHE
WORK FOR YOU NOW?
392
00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:11,793
SHE LIKES TO DO
LITTLE THINGS FOR ME.
393
00:28:11,827 --> 00:28:14,068
IT MAKES HER FEEL
LIKE SHE BELONGS.
394
00:28:14,103 --> 00:28:17,275
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
RUNNING LINES WITH ELLEN.
395
00:28:17,310 --> 00:28:19,275
SHE'LL HAVE
THE WHOLE SUMMER TO DO
396
00:28:19,310 --> 00:28:23,655
THAT BROTHER-SISTER
BONDING THING SHE DOES
WITH ALL THE BOYS.
397
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000
[ starts music ]
398
00:28:40,034 --> 00:28:42,000
[ soft music plays ]
399
00:28:55,689 --> 00:28:56,689
SIT.
400
00:29:08,482 --> 00:29:11,000
YOU SAID YOU HAD
A FANTASTIC SURPRISE FOR ME.
401
00:29:12,137 --> 00:29:13,310
WHAT IS IT?
402
00:29:14,758 --> 00:29:15,758
SURPRISE.
403
00:29:22,793 --> 00:29:25,206
I'M GOING TO ASK
IF I CAN DANCE
WITH STELLA JOLLA
404
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,137
IN THE "TURKEY LURKEY"
NUMBER.
405
00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:30,137
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING
REALLY HARD.
406
00:29:30,172 --> 00:29:32,206
THAT'S THE PART
JILL WANTS TO PLAY.
407
00:29:32,241 --> 00:29:34,689
"TURKEY LURKEY"
IS THE BEST NUMBER
IN THE SHOW.
408
00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:36,275
I KNOW.
409
00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:38,482
I TOOK DANCE CLASSES
ALL WINTER.
410
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,965
GOOD FOR YOU.
411
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,586
UM...
412
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:45,310
THE ONLY THING IS,
IT'S A '60s SHOW.
413
00:29:45,344 --> 00:29:46,862
THAT MEANS
TIGHT LITTLE MINISKIRTS.
414
00:29:46,896 --> 00:29:48,620
I'M JUST
TRYING TO BE A FRIEND.
415
00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:49,965
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
416
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,965
THAT EVERYONE
WOULD SEE MY LEGS?
417
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,275
NOT THAT THEY'RE SO BAD.
THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE CHUNKY.
418
00:29:55,310 --> 00:29:57,620
BUT THE HALTER TOPS.
419
00:29:57,655 --> 00:29:59,344
I'D WORRY ABOUT MY ROLLS
420
00:29:59,379 --> 00:30:01,103
JIGGLING AROUND
IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
421
00:30:01,137 --> 00:30:04,206
WHEREAS THE SECRETARY CHARACTER
HAS SOME GREAT ONE-LINERS
422
00:30:04,241 --> 00:30:06,310
AND WEARS SENSIBLE SUITS.
423
00:30:13,310 --> 00:30:14,793
WE JUST LOVE IT HERE.
424
00:30:14,827 --> 00:30:17,034
WE SEE A SHOW
EVERY SUMMER.
425
00:30:17,068 --> 00:30:20,448
WHAT DID WE
SEE THE KIDS DO LAST YEAR?
426
00:30:20,482 --> 00:30:21,689
WIT.
427
00:30:21,724 --> 00:30:23,103
WIT,RIGHT.
428
00:30:23,137 --> 00:30:25,344
DARK,
BUT REALLY ENTERTAINING.
429
00:30:25,379 --> 00:30:29,517
[ intro to
Turkey Lurkey Time plays ]
430
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:34,931
♪ IT'S TURKEY LURKEY TIME
431
00:30:34,965 --> 00:30:38,620
♪ TOM TURKEY RAN AWAY,
BUT HE JUST CAME HOME ♪
432
00:30:38,655 --> 00:30:40,413
♪ IT'S TURKEY LURKEY TIME
433
00:30:40,448 --> 00:30:43,620
♪ HE'S REALLY HOME TO STAY,
NEVER ONE TO ROAM ♪
434
00:30:43,655 --> 00:30:45,275
♪ LET'S MAKE A WISH
435
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:51,034
♪ AND MAY ALL OUR WISHES
COME TRUE ♪
436
00:30:51,068 --> 00:30:52,965
♪ A SNOWY, BLOWY CHRISTMAS
437
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,137
♪ A MISTLETOEY CHRISTMAS
438
00:30:55,172 --> 00:30:59,655
♪ A TURKEY LURKEY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU ♪
439
00:30:59,689 --> 00:31:02,862
♪ A TURKEY LURKEY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU ♪
440
00:31:05,724 --> 00:31:07,586
♪ IT'S LOOSEY GOOSEY TIME
441
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:11,137
♪ SHE WAS A GADABOUT,
BUT SHE'S BACK AGAIN ♪
442
00:31:11,172 --> 00:31:12,931
♪ IT'S LOOSEY GOOSEY TIME
443
00:31:12,965 --> 00:31:16,310
♪ HER TIME IS RUNNING OUT,
AND WE ALL KNOW WHEN ♪
444
00:31:16,344 --> 00:31:17,620
♪ LET'S MAKE A WISH
445
00:31:17,655 --> 00:31:23,344
♪ AND MAY ALL OUR WISHES
COME TRUE ♪
446
00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:25,206
♪ A SNOWY, BLOWY CHRISTMAS
447
00:31:25,241 --> 00:31:27,689
♪ A MISTLETOEY CHRISTMAS
448
00:31:27,724 --> 00:31:31,482
♪ A LOOSEY GOOSEY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU ♪
449
00:31:31,517 --> 00:31:34,620
♪ A LOOSEY GOOSEY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU ♪
450
00:31:37,965 --> 00:31:42,137
♪ TURKEY LURKEY,
LOOSEY GOOSEY ♪
451
00:31:42,172 --> 00:31:44,379
♪ SOME FOR UNCLE JOE
452
00:31:44,413 --> 00:31:46,448
♪ SOME FOR COUSIN LUCY
453
00:31:46,482 --> 00:31:48,034
♪ EVERYBODY
GATHER ROUND THE TABLE ♪
454
00:31:48,068 --> 00:31:50,413
♪ DIG IN,
DINNER'S BEING SERVED ♪
455
00:31:50,448 --> 00:31:52,413
♪ EAT ALL THE TURKEY
YOU ARE ABLE ♪
456
00:31:52,448 --> 00:31:54,275
♪ DID YOU SEE A PARTRIDGE
IN A PEAR TREE? ♪
457
00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:58,620
♪ CLIMB UP
AND BRING IT DOWN FOR ME ♪
458
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:03,137
♪ THAT'S SOMETHING
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ♪
459
00:32:46,724 --> 00:32:48,793
♪ A SNOWY, BLOWY CHRISTMAS
460
00:32:48,827 --> 00:32:51,068
♪ A MISTLETOEY CHRISTMAS
461
00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:55,241
♪ A TURKEY LURKEY CHRISTMAS
TO YOU ♪
462
00:32:55,275 --> 00:32:57,275
♪ YOU
463
00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:59,413
♪ YOU
464
00:32:59,448 --> 00:33:01,448
♪ YOU
465
00:33:01,482 --> 00:33:03,448
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
466
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,448
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
467
00:33:05,482 --> 00:33:07,448
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
468
00:33:07,482 --> 00:33:08,620
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
469
00:33:08,655 --> 00:33:12,448
♪ I'M STILL HERE
470
00:33:12,482 --> 00:33:14,000
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
471
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,103
♪ I'M STILL HERE
472
00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:18,241
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
473
00:33:18,275 --> 00:33:20,103
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
474
00:33:20,137 --> 00:33:22,137
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
475
00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:24,103
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
476
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,448
♪ JINGLE BELLS,
JINGLE BELLS ♪
477
00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:27,689
♪ TA TA TA
478
00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:28,689
♪ TA-TA
479
00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:32,068
[ applause ]
480
00:33:43,172 --> 00:33:44,862
SADNESS.
481
00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:52,413
VLAD, YOUR CAT'S DEAD.
I'M SORRY.
482
00:33:54,103 --> 00:33:56,103
HE WAS HIT BY A CAR
THIS AFTERNOON.
483
00:33:57,896 --> 00:34:01,482
VLAD, YOUR MOM'S DEAD.
I'M SORRY.
484
00:34:01,517 --> 00:34:04,310
SHE GOT NAILED
BY A CAR THIS AFTERNOON.
485
00:34:12,793 --> 00:34:14,275
SORRY.
486
00:34:14,310 --> 00:34:16,862
Vlad: I LIKE TO PRACTICE
IN THE MIRROR.
487
00:34:23,620 --> 00:34:25,379
YOUR PARENTS COMING
TO YOUR SHOW?
488
00:34:27,344 --> 00:34:29,241
JESUS, YOU STILL
HAVEN'T CALLED 'EM?
489
00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:31,379
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO HOME?
490
00:34:31,413 --> 00:34:32,793
I'M NOT GOING HOME.
491
00:34:32,827 --> 00:34:34,034
WHERE YOU GOING TO LIVE?
492
00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:35,862
I'LL FIND AN APARTMENT.
493
00:34:35,896 --> 00:34:38,034
YOU'LL END UP
ON A MILK CARTON.
494
00:34:38,068 --> 00:34:39,724
THEY HAVEN'T
CALLED ME, EITHER.
495
00:34:39,757 --> 00:34:43,447
HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET
THEY DON'T CALL ME
ON MY BIRTHDAY?
496
00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,241
THEN YOU HAVE TO BE
BIGGER THAN THEM.
497
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,551
MIKE,
498
00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:51,344
HOW OFTEN ARE YOUGOING
TO GET CAST AS ROMEO?
499
00:34:53,068 --> 00:34:54,585
I MEAN IT. CALL 'EM.
500
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:57,965
BESIDES, WHO CAN RESIST YOU
IN THEM TIGHTS?
501
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,068
ARE YOU BLUSHING?YOU KIDDING?
502
00:35:02,103 --> 00:35:05,482
I'M DOING EVERYTHING
BUT BAT MY EYES.
503
00:35:05,517 --> 00:35:06,517
CALL 'EM.
504
00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:19,862
HEY!
505
00:35:19,896 --> 00:35:21,689
BUDDY MILLER,
SPORTS COUNSELOR.
506
00:35:21,724 --> 00:35:23,103
REMEMBER ME?
507
00:35:23,137 --> 00:35:24,482
THINK FAST.
508
00:35:25,551 --> 00:35:26,896
OW!
509
00:35:33,482 --> 00:35:36,655
"DEAR MR. FLORES,
THE SCHOOL HAS DETERMINED THAT
510
00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:39,620
"DUE TO YOUR REFUSAL
TO WEAR EITHER A TUXEDO
511
00:35:39,655 --> 00:35:41,344
"OR AN ANKLE-LENGTH
FORMAL GOWN,
512
00:35:41,379 --> 00:35:43,034
"YOU FAILED
TO MEET THE DRESS CODE,
513
00:35:43,068 --> 00:35:45,448
"AND THEREFORE
APPROPRIATE ACTION WAS TAKEN
514
00:35:45,482 --> 00:35:48,068
IN REFUSING YOU ENTRANCE
TO THIS YEAR'S JUNIOR PROM."
515
00:35:48,103 --> 00:35:50,517
YOU DIDN'T GET IN
BECAUSE OF YOUR HEMLINE?
516
00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:52,482
VLAD!
517
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:54,689
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
518
00:36:05,655 --> 00:36:07,172
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
519
00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:08,551
CHICKEN BREAST.
520
00:36:08,586 --> 00:36:10,482
DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME?
521
00:36:10,517 --> 00:36:13,103
IT'S HER PARENTS' IDEA,
THE PRICKS.
522
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:14,310
OW!
523
00:36:14,344 --> 00:36:16,103
IT'S LIKE
SOME NAZI EXPERIMENT.
524
00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:17,931
THEY'RE JUST
LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
525
00:36:17,965 --> 00:36:19,827
YOU'RE ONLY A FEW POUNDS
HEAVIER THAN ELLEN.
526
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,103
TELL ME SOMETHING--
ISN'T IT A PAIN IN THE ASS
527
00:36:26,137 --> 00:36:29,241
TO PUT ON
ALL THAT MAKEUP EVERY DAY?
528
00:36:29,275 --> 00:36:32,172
I DON'T MIND THE EXTRA EFFORT
SO PEOPLE HAVE SOMETHING NICE
TO LOOK AT.
529
00:36:32,206 --> 00:36:34,448
I THINK
SHE LOOKS WONDERFUL.
WE KNOW!
530
00:36:34,482 --> 00:36:36,655
LOOKING GOOD TO ATTRACT
THE OPPOSITE SEX
531
00:36:36,689 --> 00:36:40,275
HAS BEEN A BASIC HUMAN IMPULSE
FOR ALMOST A THOUSAND YEARS.
532
00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:41,724
WHAT ABOUT BEFORE THAT?
533
00:36:41,758 --> 00:36:43,310
HOWEVER OLD THE WORLD IS.
534
00:36:43,344 --> 00:36:45,827
YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF
YOU'D SOFTEN UP A LITTLE,
535
00:36:45,862 --> 00:36:48,310
YOU'D LAND YOURSELF
A BOYFRIEND
536
00:36:48,344 --> 00:36:51,241
AND LOSE THAT HOSTILE EDGE
THAT'S SO UNATTRACTIVE.
537
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:53,448
DROP DEAD.
THAT'S THE ONE.
538
00:36:53,482 --> 00:36:57,241
I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP.
YOU COULD BE MY PROJECT.
539
00:36:57,275 --> 00:36:59,413
I'LL PUT YOU ON A DIET.
I'LL STYLE YOUR HAIR.
540
00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:00,965
ENOUGH.
541
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,448
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR LITTLE
LINE-LEARNING SESSION.
542
00:37:02,482 --> 00:37:04,793
YOU GOT VLAD TO PUT
HIS ARM AROUND YOU.
543
00:37:04,827 --> 00:37:08,103
THAT MUST BE LIKE
THIRD BASE FOR SOMEONE
544
00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:10,758
WHO'S NEVER BEEN TOUCHED
BY A BOY, ISN'T IT?
545
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:18,620
ELLEN, WAIT.
546
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,586
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'REGOING?
547
00:37:24,068 --> 00:37:27,413
YOU KNOW, I THINK I KNOW
YOUR SISTER CINDERELLA.
548
00:37:35,827 --> 00:37:39,103
Ellen: [ on recording ]
♪ IMAGINING YOU
549
00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:43,000
♪ IN NEW SITUATIONS
550
00:37:43,034 --> 00:37:45,379
THERE YOU ARE.
551
00:37:45,413 --> 00:37:48,413
YOU DISAPPEARED SO FAST.
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.
552
00:37:48,448 --> 00:37:50,448
WHERE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
553
00:37:51,758 --> 00:37:53,586
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
554
00:37:56,586 --> 00:37:58,068
WHY'D YOU COME AFTER ME?
555
00:38:00,655 --> 00:38:02,137
I DON'T KNOW.
556
00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:05,000
'CAUSE YOU WERE UPSET.
557
00:38:07,068 --> 00:38:09,482
SHE'S A BITCH.
SO WAS I.
558
00:38:10,551 --> 00:38:11,793
NO.
559
00:38:19,655 --> 00:38:21,551
I LIKE YOU, ELLEN.
560
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,655
I LIKE YOU, TOO.
561
00:38:42,137 --> 00:38:43,137
OKAY.
562
00:38:45,034 --> 00:38:47,241
[ chuckling ]
YEAH.
563
00:38:47,275 --> 00:38:51,862
[ recorded singing
continues ]
564
00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:54,827
WHAT IS IT THAT
WE'RE LISTENING TO, ANYWAY?
565
00:38:54,862 --> 00:38:56,724
NOTHING.
566
00:38:58,310 --> 00:39:00,000
I CAN'T
DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE.
567
00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:03,758
WHAT?
I LIKE REGULAR MUSIC, TOO.
568
00:39:03,793 --> 00:39:07,965
I LIKE JONI MITCHELL.
I KNOW EVERY ALBUM BY HEART.
569
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,413
THEY HAVE THIS GREAT
NEW THING CALLED DRUMS.
570
00:39:10,448 --> 00:39:12,103
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
571
00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:19,310
[ hip-hop music plays ]
572
00:39:27,172 --> 00:39:29,310
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THIS?
573
00:39:30,724 --> 00:39:32,620
SOMETIMES IT'S NICE
NOT TO BE SPECIAL.
574
00:39:32,655 --> 00:39:35,620
SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO LISTEN
TO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE LISTENS TO
575
00:39:35,655 --> 00:39:37,482
JUST TO BE NORMAL FOR ONCE.
576
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,689
DANCE WITH ME.
577
00:39:40,724 --> 00:39:42,448
JUMP OFF THE ROOF.
578
00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:45,137
COME ON, DANCE WITH ME.
579
00:39:54,551 --> 00:39:55,551
ASSHOLE!
580
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:57,965
JUST KIDDING.
581
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,310
JUST KIDDING.
582
00:40:00,379 --> 00:40:01,758
♪ OH, YEAH
583
00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:03,620
♪ YOU KEEP ME DARK INSIDE
584
00:40:03,655 --> 00:40:06,034
♪ MY FEELINGS I CAN'T HIDE
585
00:40:06,068 --> 00:40:08,793
♪ YOU'VE GOT A HOLD
ON ME ♪
586
00:40:08,827 --> 00:40:11,448
♪ BUT IN YOUR ARMS
I WANT TO BE ♪
587
00:40:11,482 --> 00:40:14,275
♪ 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T
NO OTHER WAY ♪
588
00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:17,344
♪ PLEASE BELIEVE ME
WHEN I SAY ♪
589
00:40:17,379 --> 00:40:19,620
♪ I NEVER HAD A DOUBT
590
00:40:19,655 --> 00:40:23,793
♪ IT'S YOU THAT I
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ♪
591
00:40:23,827 --> 00:40:24,827
♪ YEAH
592
00:40:26,482 --> 00:40:27,620
♪ MMM
593
00:40:30,103 --> 00:40:32,103
FIDDLER ON THE ROOF?
594
00:40:32,137 --> 00:40:34,862
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.
LOOK AT US.
595
00:40:34,896 --> 00:40:37,068
DO WE LOOK LIKE
ANY JEWS YOU KNOW?
596
00:40:37,103 --> 00:40:39,448
YOU COULD BE SEPHARDIC.
597
00:40:39,482 --> 00:40:43,344
LOOK AT THOSE CURLY THINGS
ON PETIE.
598
00:40:43,379 --> 00:40:46,241
I DON'T THINK MOTEL THE TAILOR
USED A LOT OF HAIR RELAXER.
599
00:40:46,275 --> 00:40:48,758
IT'S COLOR-BLIND CASTING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
600
00:40:49,896 --> 00:40:51,931
PORGY AND BESS?
BRING IN 'DA NOISE?
601
00:40:51,965 --> 00:40:53,931
WHY DO WE HAVE TO
PLAY WHITE CHARACTERS
602
00:40:53,965 --> 00:40:56,000
SHOW AFTER SHOW,
SUMMER AFTER SUMMER?
603
00:40:56,034 --> 00:40:58,379
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLACK KIDS
TO DO AN ALL-BLACK SHOW.
604
00:40:58,413 --> 00:41:00,206
I WANT MY LITTLE BROTHER
LEARNING
605
00:41:00,241 --> 00:41:02,448
HE CAN BE HIMSELF
AND STILL GET APPLAUSE.
606
00:41:02,482 --> 00:41:04,793
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
607
00:41:04,827 --> 00:41:06,931
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
608
00:41:11,482 --> 00:41:14,827
♪ AND I AM TELLING YOU
609
00:41:14,862 --> 00:41:18,068
♪ I'M NOT GOING
610
00:41:19,206 --> 00:41:22,689
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST MAN
I'LL EVER KNOW ♪
611
00:41:22,724 --> 00:41:26,310
♪ THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN EVER GO ♪
612
00:41:26,344 --> 00:41:28,758
♪ NO, NO, NO, NO WAY
613
00:41:28,793 --> 00:41:34,000
♪ NO, NO, NO, NO WAY
I'M LIVING WITHOUT YOU ♪
614
00:41:34,034 --> 00:41:36,034
♪ I'M NOT
LIVING WITHOUT YOU ♪
615
00:41:37,827 --> 00:41:41,586
♪ I DON'T WANNA BE FREE
616
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,344
♪ I'M STAYING
617
00:41:43,379 --> 00:41:45,551
♪ I'M STAYING
618
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,551
♪ AND YOU, AND YOU
619
00:41:48,586 --> 00:41:52,310
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME
620
00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:55,551
♪ OHH
621
00:41:55,586 --> 00:41:58,068
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME
622
00:42:03,241 --> 00:42:07,206
Ellen:
♪ AND I AM TELLING YOU
623
00:42:07,241 --> 00:42:10,310
♪ I'M NOT GOING
624
00:42:10,344 --> 00:42:14,724
♪ EVEN THOUGH
THE ROUGH TIMES ARE SHOWING ♪
625
00:42:14,758 --> 00:42:16,931
♪ THERE'S JUST NO WAY
626
00:42:16,965 --> 00:42:19,137
♪ NO WAY
627
00:42:23,068 --> 00:42:24,344
SKATEBOARDING?
628
00:42:25,448 --> 00:42:27,551
FOR SOMEONE WITH
A NAME LIKE VLADIMIR,
629
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:30,137
YOU SURE ARE
A CLICHéD AMERICAN TEENAGER.
630
00:42:30,172 --> 00:42:32,896
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
STOP WATCHING.
631
00:42:32,931 --> 00:42:34,379
I'M NOT.
632
00:42:34,413 --> 00:42:36,586
I'M READING.
633
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:39,620
[ distant piano plays
And I Am Telling You
I'm Not Going]
634
00:42:54,137 --> 00:42:57,379
SORRY. I'M ONLY HUMAN.
635
00:42:57,413 --> 00:42:59,586
CALL YOUR PARENTS, ROMEO.
636
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,482
GET 'EM UP HERE.
637
00:43:08,068 --> 00:43:14,068
Ellen:
♪ AND I AM
638
00:43:14,103 --> 00:43:16,689
♪ TELLING YOU
639
00:43:16,724 --> 00:43:20,000
♪ I'M NOT GOING
640
00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:22,793
♪ I'M STAYING
641
00:43:22,827 --> 00:43:24,931
♪ I'M STAYING
642
00:43:24,965 --> 00:43:27,896
♪ AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU
643
00:43:27,931 --> 00:43:32,206
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME
644
00:43:32,241 --> 00:43:34,965
♪ OHH
645
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,724
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME
646
00:43:38,758 --> 00:43:40,517
♪ YES
647
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:42,896
♪ LOVE ME
648
00:43:42,931 --> 00:43:48,620
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
649
00:43:48,655 --> 00:44:00,137
♪ ME
650
00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:05,517
[I Believe in Us by
Warren Wiebe plays ]
651
00:44:14,655 --> 00:44:20,620
Warren Wiebe: ♪ I HAVE
ALWAYS BEEN A DREAMER ♪
652
00:44:20,655 --> 00:44:24,275
♪ FROM THE DAY I WAS BORN
653
00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:27,758
♪ I'VE WATCHED THE SKIES
654
00:44:27,793 --> 00:44:28,793
I ENVY YOU.
655
00:44:32,137 --> 00:44:35,310
YOU'VE PROBABLY KNOWN
WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO
SINCE YOU WERE BORN.
656
00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:44,344
WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD,
657
00:44:44,379 --> 00:44:47,379
I ASKED MY FATHER
TO SEND ME TO ACTING CLASS.
658
00:44:47,413 --> 00:44:49,137
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?
659
00:44:50,344 --> 00:44:54,172
"THERE ARE FIVE BILLION PEOPLE
IN THIS WORLD.
660
00:44:54,206 --> 00:44:57,206
"IF ONLY 1/10th OF 1%
OF THEM WANT TO BE ACTORS,
661
00:44:57,241 --> 00:45:00,137
"THAT'S STILL
FIVE MILLION PEOPLE.
662
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,137
"DO YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN
FIVE MILLION PEOPLE?
663
00:45:07,551 --> 00:45:10,137
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
THE PRETTIEST ONE
IN YOUR CLASS."
664
00:45:17,655 --> 00:45:19,655
I THINK YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.
665
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000
GOD.
666
00:45:31,655 --> 00:45:33,655
WHY SHOULD THAT MAKE ME
WANT TO CRY?
667
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
I WOULD'VE ASKED YOU
TO YOUR PROM.
668
00:45:49,827 --> 00:45:55,000
Warren Wiebe: ♪ BABY,
I BELIEVE IN LOVE ♪
669
00:45:56,586 --> 00:46:02,655
♪ YES, I BELIEVE IN LOVE
670
00:46:17,965 --> 00:46:19,137
[ low ] MOM.
671
00:46:20,482 --> 00:46:21,482
HI.
672
00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:24,310
I'M SORRY,
DID I WAKE YOU UP?
673
00:46:31,655 --> 00:46:34,137
IT'S NICE
TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, TOO.
674
00:46:39,137 --> 00:46:40,655
I MISS YOU TOO, MOM.
675
00:46:49,862 --> 00:46:51,862
CAN YOU GUYS
COME SEE MY SHOW?
676
00:46:54,241 --> 00:46:55,241
GREAT.
677
00:47:04,172 --> 00:47:05,931
NEW CAST LISTS ARE UP.
678
00:47:05,965 --> 00:47:08,482
I GOT JOANNE IN COMPANY.
YOU'RE IN IT, TOO.
679
00:47:14,172 --> 00:47:15,827
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
680
00:47:17,344 --> 00:47:18,344
NOTHING.
681
00:47:19,344 --> 00:47:21,000
WHAT IS THAT?
682
00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,965
IS THAT MY UNDERWEAR?
683
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,000
I WAS JUST
WASHING THEM OUT.
684
00:47:29,344 --> 00:47:31,241
WE NEED TO TALK.
685
00:47:34,379 --> 00:47:36,896
I THINK WE NEED
A LITTLE BREAK
FROM EACH OTHER.
686
00:47:36,931 --> 00:47:38,448
WHAT?
687
00:47:38,482 --> 00:47:39,965
IT'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MEANING
688
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,103
TO BRING UP
FOR A WHILE NOW.
689
00:47:42,137 --> 00:47:45,620
THIS WHOLE THING
IS BEGINNING TO GET
A LITTLE WEIRD.
690
00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:46,965
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
691
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,827
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
YOU'VE ASKED ME TO.
692
00:47:48,862 --> 00:47:51,103
I KNOW, AND IT'S
BEEN A GREAT HELP,
693
00:47:51,137 --> 00:47:53,724
BUT THE TIME HAS COME
FOR YOU TO GET
694
00:47:53,758 --> 00:47:55,103
SOME SORT OF LIFE.
695
00:47:56,172 --> 00:47:59,034
I HAVE A LIFE.GET ANOTHER ONE.
696
00:47:59,068 --> 00:48:01,275
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE SAYING THIS.
697
00:48:01,310 --> 00:48:03,137
I CAN BE BETTER.YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME.
698
00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:05,241
TEST ME.
I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY.
699
00:48:05,275 --> 00:48:07,724
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!
700
00:48:11,586 --> 00:48:13,206
FROM NOW ON,
701
00:48:13,241 --> 00:48:16,275
LET'S JUST GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS
AND PRETEND LIKE WE NEVER MET.
702
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,000
OKAY?
703
00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:19,379
I'M GOING OUT.
704
00:48:19,413 --> 00:48:21,931
WHY DON'T YOU BE GONE
WHEN I GET BACK.
705
00:48:35,655 --> 00:48:38,000
YOU READY
FOR OUR BIG OPENING NIGHT?
706
00:48:41,758 --> 00:48:44,620
YOU'RE VERY INTENSE
BACK THERE IN THE CHORUS.
707
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:47,275
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
708
00:48:47,310 --> 00:48:49,137
I'M A LITTLE FRUSTRATED.
709
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,896
FRUSTRATION'S
A USELESS EMOTION.
710
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:57,068
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU WANT,
YOU JUST GOT TO GO FOR IT.
711
00:48:57,103 --> 00:48:58,448
EASY TO SAY.
712
00:49:00,034 --> 00:49:02,793
IT'S BETTER TO REGRET
SOMETHING YOU HAVE DONE
713
00:49:02,827 --> 00:49:04,551
THAN SOMETHING
YOU HAVEN'T DONE.
714
00:49:04,586 --> 00:49:07,310
TRUST ME, I'M THE EXPERT.REALLY?
715
00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:09,965
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU,
716
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,620
AND YOU ARE
A SCARY LITTLE GIRL.
717
00:49:13,655 --> 00:49:16,655
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO
IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.
718
00:49:20,275 --> 00:49:22,620
THANK YOU, MR. HANLEY.
719
00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:24,482
YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL.
720
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,275
[ blowing into microphone ]
721
00:49:31,310 --> 00:49:34,275
Girl:
LUNCH IS NOW BEING SERVED.
722
00:49:34,310 --> 00:49:36,310
EVERYBODY SHOULD BE AT LUNCH.
723
00:50:08,517 --> 00:50:13,896
[ piano plays intro to
Ladies Who Lunch ]
724
00:50:13,931 --> 00:50:17,000
I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
725
00:50:20,379 --> 00:50:24,241
♪ HERE'S
TO THE LADIES WHO LUNCH ♪
726
00:50:24,275 --> 00:50:26,827
♪ EVERYBODY LAUGH
727
00:50:32,137 --> 00:50:34,517
[ retches;
vomit splashes ]
728
00:50:38,655 --> 00:50:40,413
♪ LOUNGING IN THEIR CAFTANS
729
00:50:40,448 --> 00:50:46,137
♪ AND PLANNING A BRUNCH
ON THEIR OWN BEHALF ♪
730
00:50:49,793 --> 00:50:52,413
[ Jill retches;
vomit splashes ]
731
00:50:54,586 --> 00:50:56,379
[ resumes playing ]
732
00:50:56,413 --> 00:50:58,793
I'M GOING TO CALL IT OFF.I THINK YOU'D BETTER.
733
00:50:58,827 --> 00:50:59,827
WAIT.
734
00:51:02,862 --> 00:51:04,827
WHAT IN THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
735
00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,206
I KNEW YOU'D BE DISCUSSING
STOPPING THE SHOW,
736
00:51:07,241 --> 00:51:09,931
AND I JUST THOUGHT HOW
DISAPPOINTED THE KIDS WOULD BE.
737
00:51:09,965 --> 00:51:11,620
YOU SCHEMING LITTLE BITCH!
738
00:51:11,655 --> 00:51:14,068
PLEASE! I'M A CHILD.
739
00:51:14,103 --> 00:51:15,586
Bert:
IF YOU THINK FOR ONE...
740
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,068
SAVE THE SPEECH, RUMMY.
741
00:51:17,103 --> 00:51:19,034
SHE'S FUCKED, I'M READY,
742
00:51:19,068 --> 00:51:21,275
AND THE GODDAMN SHOW
MUST GO ON.
743
00:51:21,310 --> 00:51:23,827
SO LET'S GET CRACKING,
SHALL WE?
744
00:51:26,586 --> 00:51:28,689
♪ I'LL DRINK TO THAT
745
00:51:29,827 --> 00:51:31,413
[ crash ]
746
00:51:31,448 --> 00:51:34,275
♪ HERE'S TO THE GIRLS
WHO JUST WATCH ♪
747
00:51:34,310 --> 00:51:36,310
♪ AREN'T THEY THE BEST?
748
00:51:38,103 --> 00:51:39,620
♪ WHEN THEY GET DEPRESSED
749
00:51:39,655 --> 00:51:41,965
♪ IT'S A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH
750
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,413
♪ PLUS A LITTLE JEST
751
00:51:47,310 --> 00:51:51,206
♪ ANOTHER CHANCE
TO DISAPPROVE ♪
752
00:51:51,241 --> 00:51:55,275
♪ ANOTHER BRILLIANT ZINGER
753
00:51:55,310 --> 00:51:59,275
♪ ANOTHER REASON
NOT TO MOVE ♪
754
00:51:59,310 --> 00:52:02,068
♪ ANOTHER VODKA STINGER
755
00:52:02,103 --> 00:52:04,448
AAH!
756
00:52:05,931 --> 00:52:07,793
♪ I'LL DRINK TO THAT
757
00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:10,758
[ glass crunches underfoot ]
758
00:52:10,793 --> 00:52:13,793
♪ SO HERE'S TO
THE GIRLS ON THE GO ♪
759
00:52:13,827 --> 00:52:16,137
♪ EVERYBODY TRIES
760
00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:21,551
♪ LOOK INTO THEIR EYES
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT THEY KNOW ♪
761
00:52:21,586 --> 00:52:26,310
♪ EVERYBODY DIES
762
00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:29,206
♪ A TOAST
TO THAT INVINCIBLE BUNCH ♪
763
00:52:30,448 --> 00:52:33,241
♪ THE DINOSAURS
SURVIVING THE CRUNCH ♪
764
00:52:34,448 --> 00:52:37,275
♪ LET'S HEAR IT
FOR THE LADIES WHO LUNCH ♪
765
00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:42,793
♪ EVERYBODY RISE
766
00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,965
♪ RISE
767
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,068
♪ RISE
768
00:52:48,103 --> 00:52:50,275
♪ RISE
769
00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:52,275
♪ RISE
770
00:52:52,310 --> 00:52:54,413
♪ RISE
771
00:52:54,448 --> 00:52:56,310
♪ RISE
772
00:52:56,344 --> 00:52:58,034
♪ RISE
773
00:52:58,068 --> 00:53:01,551
♪ RISE
774
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:14,689
TWO HOUSEHOLDS,
BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY
775
00:53:14,724 --> 00:53:18,241
IN FAIR VERONA,
WHERE WE LAY OUR SCENE.
776
00:53:18,275 --> 00:53:21,931
FROM ANCIENT GRUDGE
BREAK TO NEW MUTINY,
777
00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:26,137
WHERE CIVIL BLOOD
MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN.
778
00:53:35,068 --> 00:53:38,275
[ muffled ]
ROMEO, COME FORTH.
779
00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:40,931
COME FORTH,
THOU FEARFUL MAN.
780
00:53:40,965 --> 00:53:43,793
AFFLICTION IS ENAMORED
OF THY PARTS
781
00:53:43,827 --> 00:53:46,965
AND THOU ART WEDDED
TO CALAMITY.
782
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:50,965
FATHER, 'TIS I, ROMEO.
783
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,758
WHAT NEWS?
WHAT IS THE PRINCE'S DOOM?
784
00:53:53,793 --> 00:53:56,068
WHAT SORROW
CRAVES ACQUAINTANCE...
785
00:54:11,758 --> 00:54:15,000
TELL ME, CHINO...
786
00:54:16,931 --> 00:54:19,724
HOW MANY BULLETS
ARE LEFT IN THIS GUN?
787
00:54:23,068 --> 00:54:27,172
ENOUGH FOR YOU?
AND YOU? AND YOU?
788
00:54:27,206 --> 00:54:28,620
HOW MANY CAN I SHOOT
789
00:54:28,655 --> 00:54:30,793
AND STILL HAVE
ONE LEFT FOR ME?
790
00:54:30,827 --> 00:54:34,310
[ indistinct ]
791
00:54:59,586 --> 00:55:01,310
Vlad: MICHAEL!
792
00:55:04,448 --> 00:55:06,000
MICHAEL, WHERE ARE YOU?
793
00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:18,310
MICHAEL.
794
00:55:21,206 --> 00:55:24,310
DUDE, WE LOOKED
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
795
00:55:26,689 --> 00:55:28,310
I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
796
00:55:29,758 --> 00:55:31,862
I CALLED THEM AFTERWARDS...
797
00:55:33,620 --> 00:55:35,620
TO MAKE SURE THEY
WEREN'T DEAD SOMEWHERE
798
00:55:35,655 --> 00:55:37,655
ON THE NEW YORK
STATE THRUWAY.
799
00:55:42,655 --> 00:55:45,655
MY FATHER DECIDED HE COULDN'T
PUT HIMSELF THROUGH SEEING ME.
800
00:55:47,379 --> 00:55:48,931
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
801
00:55:50,206 --> 00:55:52,655
IT MEANS THEY
THINK I'M A FREAK,
802
00:55:52,689 --> 00:55:54,931
LIKE THE KIDS AT MY SCHOOL.
803
00:55:57,827 --> 00:56:00,862
LET'S FACE IT, EVEN HERE
I'M IN THE UPPER THIRD.
804
00:56:05,413 --> 00:56:07,413
WHY DON'T YOU LIVE AT HOME?
805
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:10,275
PROM NIGHT,
806
00:56:10,310 --> 00:56:13,655
MY FATHER LOOKED AT ME
BLEEDING IN A DRESS.
807
00:56:14,827 --> 00:56:17,103
HE TOLD ME
I BROUGHT IT UPON MYSELF.
808
00:56:17,137 --> 00:56:20,103
HE SAID THAT IF I DID THAT
WHEN HE WERE IN SCHOOL,
809
00:56:20,137 --> 00:56:23,206
HE'D HAVE BEEN
ONE OF THOSE BOYS
KICKING MY ASS, TOO.
810
00:56:23,241 --> 00:56:24,827
THAT'S CRAZY.
811
00:56:24,862 --> 00:56:27,000
WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING,
812
00:56:27,034 --> 00:56:32,931
I JUST PROJECTED MYSELF
OUT OF IT,
813
00:56:32,965 --> 00:56:36,344
AND IN MY HEAD
I WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
814
00:56:36,379 --> 00:56:38,137
WHERE?
815
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:43,965
HERE.
816
00:56:50,793 --> 00:56:53,379
WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A DRESS
TO YOUR PROM, DUDE?
817
00:56:53,413 --> 00:56:55,068
YOU HAD TO KNOW
818
00:56:55,103 --> 00:56:56,862
YOU WERE GOING TO
GET CREAMED.
819
00:56:56,896 --> 00:56:58,482
I DON'T GET THAT.
820
00:56:58,517 --> 00:57:00,689
OF COURSE YOU
DON'T GET THAT.
821
00:57:02,034 --> 00:57:03,482
THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR LIFE
822
00:57:03,517 --> 00:57:05,689
IS PRETTY DAMN CLOSE
TO PERFECT.
823
00:57:07,172 --> 00:57:10,896
MINE IS LIKE,
ONE FROM COLUMN "A,"
ONE FROM COLUMN "SHIT."
824
00:57:12,793 --> 00:57:14,310
PERFECT.
825
00:57:21,862 --> 00:57:24,448
HOW ABOUT THIS?
826
00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:27,724
3, 4, 6, 1,
3, 4, 6, 4, 10,
827
00:57:27,758 --> 00:57:30,931
4, 14, 3, 17, 1, 18,
828
00:57:30,965 --> 00:57:35,137
6, 24, 4, 28, 3, 31, 4.
829
00:57:35,172 --> 00:57:36,586
WHAT'S THAT?
830
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,413
HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD OF OCD?
831
00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,931
I COUNT LETTERS
INVOLUNTARILY.
832
00:57:41,965 --> 00:57:43,586
THAT WAS
"ONE FROM COLUMN 'A,'
833
00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:45,517
ONE FROM COLUMN 'SHIT.'"
834
00:57:45,551 --> 00:57:47,241
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
835
00:57:47,275 --> 00:57:48,551
IT'S LIKE,
836
00:57:48,586 --> 00:57:50,586
IF I DON'T TAKE MY PILL,
837
00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:53,068
THEN EVERY TIME
SOMEONE SPEAKS,
838
00:57:53,103 --> 00:57:55,413
OR IF I HAVE AN IDEA,
839
00:57:55,448 --> 00:57:57,862
OR IF SOMEBODY TALKS--
840
00:57:57,896 --> 00:57:59,482
ANYTHING--
841
00:57:59,517 --> 00:58:03,034
I BREAK IT DOWN INTO WORDS,
THEN INTO LETTERS,
842
00:58:03,068 --> 00:58:04,862
AND I ADD THEM UP.
843
00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:11,310
3, 1, 3, 4, 2.
"AND I ADD THEM UP."
844
00:58:11,344 --> 00:58:15,034
I TAKE THOSE NUMBERS,
AND I ADD THEM UP BACKWARDS.
845
00:58:15,068 --> 00:58:19,482
3, 1, 3, 4, 2
WAS 6, 3, 9, 1, 10, 3, 13, 4.
846
00:58:19,517 --> 00:58:21,482
THE LAST WORD
PLUS THE WORD BEFORE THAT,
847
00:58:21,517 --> 00:58:24,172
PLUS THE WORD BEFORE THAT,
AND ON AND ON...
848
00:58:25,758 --> 00:58:27,896
TILL IT ENDS
IN A PRIME NUMBER.
849
00:58:27,931 --> 00:58:31,068
IT'S, LIKE,
CONSTANTLY IN MY HEAD.
850
00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:34,413
I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
851
00:58:34,448 --> 00:58:36,413
THAT'S THE SICKEST THING
I EVER HEARD.
852
00:58:38,068 --> 00:58:39,068
I KNOW.
853
00:58:40,275 --> 00:58:42,965
IT'S WEIRD 'CAUSE IT'S,
LIKE, IT'S JUST THERE.
854
00:58:45,137 --> 00:58:48,793
3, 4, 5, 9, 3, 12, 3.
"IT'S JUST THERE."
855
00:58:49,965 --> 00:58:50,965
WHOA!
856
00:58:54,655 --> 00:58:57,793
IT'S CRAZY. OH, MY GOD.
857
00:59:07,034 --> 00:59:08,482
THAT'S WHY I ACT.
858
00:59:08,517 --> 00:59:10,413
THAT'S WHY
I WANT TO BE AN ACTOR.
859
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,310
'CAUSE WHEN I'M ACTING,
860
00:59:13,344 --> 00:59:16,137
IT'S NOT THERE
IF IT'S REALLY GOING GOOD,
861
00:59:16,172 --> 00:59:17,827
YOU KNOW?
862
00:59:17,862 --> 00:59:19,862
IT'S LIKE THE CHARACTER
DOESN'T HAVE IT...
863
00:59:23,034 --> 00:59:24,689
SO I DON'T HAVE IT.
864
00:59:29,517 --> 00:59:30,862
[ sighs ]
865
00:59:42,965 --> 00:59:44,965
A TEENAGE PROZAC JUNKIE.
866
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,344
THAT'S MY PERFECT LIFE.
867
01:00:00,689 --> 01:00:02,862
I GUESS WE'RE BOTH FREAKS.
868
01:00:04,931 --> 01:00:05,931
WELL...
869
01:00:07,931 --> 01:00:10,379
YOU CAN
TAKE A PILL FOR YOURS.
870
01:00:10,413 --> 01:00:14,586
I'M STILL SOME
TEENAGE DRAG QUEEN
871
01:00:14,620 --> 01:00:16,586
WITH BAD SKIN
872
01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:18,241
WHO CAN'T PUT ON A DRESS
873
01:00:18,275 --> 01:00:20,137
WITHOUT GETTING THE CRAP
BEAT OUT OF HIM.
874
01:00:27,448 --> 01:00:29,206
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE,
MAN.
875
01:00:31,275 --> 01:00:33,275
The Replacements:
♪ SKYWAY
876
01:00:36,620 --> 01:00:42,034
♪ SKYWAY
877
01:00:42,068 --> 01:00:46,172
Girl: GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS.
TIME TO RISE AND SHINE.
878
01:00:46,206 --> 01:00:48,034
TODAY'S WAKE-UP SONG
879
01:00:48,068 --> 01:00:50,344
IS A SPECIAL
BIRTHDAY DEDICATION
880
01:00:50,379 --> 01:00:53,862
TO MICHAEL FLORES.
881
01:00:53,896 --> 01:00:55,827
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL.
882
01:00:55,862 --> 01:00:58,172
[Moving on Up by
M People plays ]
883
01:01:00,482 --> 01:01:03,310
SURPRISE!
884
01:01:05,172 --> 01:01:07,896
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
885
01:01:17,689 --> 01:01:20,344
M People:
♪ YOU'VE DONE ME WRONG
886
01:01:20,379 --> 01:01:21,965
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT YOU!
887
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,413
♪ YOU TOOK A SIP
888
01:01:23,448 --> 01:01:25,310
♪ FROM THE DEVIL'S CUP
889
01:01:25,344 --> 01:01:27,758
♪ YOU BROKE MY HEART
890
01:01:27,793 --> 01:01:29,586
♪ THERE'S NO WAY BACK
891
01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:31,068
♪ MOVE RIGHT OUT OF HERE...
892
01:01:31,103 --> 01:01:32,586
THE ONLY THING
I HAVE TO SAY IS,
893
01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:33,862
THE HAIR ON MY LEGS
BETTER GROW BACK,
894
01:01:33,896 --> 01:01:35,896
OR ELSE
SOMEBODY'S GETTING SUED.
895
01:01:35,931 --> 01:01:40,793
YOU DID NOT!♪ GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN
896
01:01:40,827 --> 01:01:42,344
Dee: SURPRISE!
897
01:01:42,379 --> 01:01:45,758
DRAG KINGS "R" US!
898
01:01:45,793 --> 01:01:47,655
M People:
♪ TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, BABY
899
01:01:47,689 --> 01:01:49,172
♪ IF THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE
900
01:01:49,206 --> 01:01:51,034
♪ 'CAUSE I'M MOVING ON UP
901
01:01:51,068 --> 01:01:53,000
♪ YOU'RE MOVING ON OUT
902
01:01:53,034 --> 01:01:54,862
♪ MOVING ON UP
903
01:01:54,896 --> 01:01:57,034
♪ NOTHING CAN STOP ME
904
01:01:57,068 --> 01:01:58,206
♪ MOVING ON UP
905
01:01:58,241 --> 01:02:00,517
♪ YOU'RE MOVING ON OUT
906
01:02:00,551 --> 01:02:03,275
♪ TIME TO BREAK FREE All: OOH!
907
01:02:03,310 --> 01:02:04,655
Ellen: MAKE A WISH.
908
01:02:06,068 --> 01:02:09,000
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT,
I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT.
909
01:02:10,034 --> 01:02:11,000
SO...
910
01:02:12,793 --> 01:02:14,758
I'LL GIVE THIS WISH
TO YOU GUYS.
911
01:02:14,793 --> 01:02:17,482
All: OHH!
912
01:02:44,551 --> 01:02:47,379
♪ I SING FOR YOU
913
01:02:48,827 --> 01:02:50,862
♪ AND ONLY YOU
914
01:02:50,896 --> 01:02:55,758
♪ WHEREVER I GO, I FIND YOU
915
01:02:58,793 --> 01:03:03,103
♪ YOU'RE IN THE SOUND
OF EVERY "HELLO" ♪
916
01:03:04,103 --> 01:03:07,103
♪ IN EVERYTHING I DO
917
01:03:09,172 --> 01:03:13,586
♪ YOU'RE THE SONG
I WAS DESTINED TO KNOW ♪
918
01:03:13,620 --> 01:03:19,137
♪ AND I ONLY SING FOR YOU
919
01:03:25,379 --> 01:03:28,862
♪ YOU WENT AWAY
920
01:03:28,896 --> 01:03:31,655
♪ I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
921
01:03:31,689 --> 01:03:36,448
♪ YOU'D LEAVE SO MANY DREAMS
BEHIND YOU ♪
922
01:03:39,551 --> 01:03:43,379
♪ THOUGHT I'D BE FINE
JUST BEING ALONE ♪
923
01:03:44,517 --> 01:03:47,896
♪ I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE
924
01:03:49,068 --> 01:03:53,344
♪ BUT MY HEART
HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN ♪
925
01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:59,413
♪ AND WOULD
ONLY SING FOR YOU ♪
926
01:04:05,758 --> 01:04:11,448
♪ YOU'RE IN
THE SOUND OF RAIN ♪
927
01:04:11,482 --> 01:04:14,172
[ Bert clapping ]
928
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,344
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
929
01:04:21,379 --> 01:04:24,310
WHAT PLANET DID YOU
BEAM DOWN FROM?
930
01:04:27,517 --> 01:04:28,793
I'M SERIOUS.
931
01:04:30,724 --> 01:04:32,413
IF I CAN TEACH YOU ONE THING,
932
01:04:32,448 --> 01:04:34,965
WHICH IS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY JOB HERE...
933
01:04:36,344 --> 01:04:39,137
IT'D BE THAT
YOU SHOULD ALL GO HOME.
934
01:04:40,551 --> 01:04:45,103
MICHAEL BENNETT'S DEAD.
BOB FOSSE IS DEAD.
935
01:04:45,137 --> 01:04:49,206
TIMES SQUARE
IS A THEME PARK NOW.
936
01:04:51,206 --> 01:04:53,034
I HATE TO BE THE GRINCH,
937
01:04:53,068 --> 01:04:56,344
BUT IT'S NOT NORMAL
WHAT GOES ON UP HERE.
938
01:04:56,379 --> 01:04:59,103
SOMEBODY
HAS GOT TO WARN YOU.
939
01:04:59,137 --> 01:05:02,655
TEENAGE FAGHAGS
BECOME ADULT FAGHAGS.
940
01:05:04,310 --> 01:05:05,758
STRAIGHT BOYS ARE STRAIGHT.
941
01:05:05,793 --> 01:05:09,620
YOU CAN'T TURN 'EM JUST
BECAUSE YOU NEED TO BE LOVED.
942
01:05:09,655 --> 01:05:11,724
THE FOUNDATION
THAT'S BEING LAID HERE
943
01:05:11,758 --> 01:05:15,172
IS NOT GOING TO HELP YOU
IN THE REAL WORLD.
944
01:05:15,206 --> 01:05:17,413
IT'S GOING TO LEAD TO
WAITRESSING JOBS
945
01:05:17,448 --> 01:05:20,068
AND BITTERNESS
946
01:05:20,103 --> 01:05:24,586
AND THE OBSESSIVE,
POINTLESS COLLECTING
947
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:29,103
OF OUT-OF-PRINT
ORIGINAL CAST ALBUMS.
948
01:05:32,931 --> 01:05:34,068
[ knock on door ]
949
01:05:34,103 --> 01:05:36,068
Vlad: MR. HANLEY?
950
01:05:36,103 --> 01:05:37,620
MR. HANLEY?
951
01:05:39,965 --> 01:05:43,068
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS,
AND I DON'T REALLY CARE.
952
01:05:43,103 --> 01:05:44,689
MAYBE YOU'RE
A SON OF A BITCH
953
01:05:44,724 --> 01:05:46,344
JUST 'CAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN A SHOW
954
01:05:46,379 --> 01:05:48,034
IN, LIKE,
A MILLION YEARS.
955
01:05:48,068 --> 01:05:50,034
OR MAYBE YOU'RE
JUST A STUPID DRUNK,
956
01:05:50,068 --> 01:05:52,137
BUT THOSE KIDS,
THEY LOOK UP TO YOU.
957
01:05:52,172 --> 01:05:54,689
AND THEY DON'T DESERVE
TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT.
958
01:05:54,724 --> 01:05:55,758
"THEY"?
959
01:05:55,793 --> 01:05:58,034
DID YOU THINK I WASN'T
TALKING TO YOU, TOO?
960
01:05:58,068 --> 01:05:59,586
OR DID I
FORGET TO MENTION THAT
961
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:03,068
YOU'RE A FRAUD WHO HAS TO BE
EVERYBODY'S GOLDEN BOY,
962
01:06:03,103 --> 01:06:04,931
OR YOU'LL JUST SHRIVEL UP?
963
01:06:04,965 --> 01:06:06,724
I'VE TAKEN SHOTS
AT DRUNKS BEFORE.
964
01:06:06,758 --> 01:06:08,896
DON'T THINK I HAVE SOME
HONOR CODE ABOUT IT.
965
01:06:08,931 --> 01:06:10,275
BRING IT ON.
966
01:06:10,310 --> 01:06:12,068
BRING--
967
01:06:12,103 --> 01:06:13,758
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
968
01:06:13,793 --> 01:06:15,448
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
969
01:06:17,068 --> 01:06:19,551
THERE'S A THEATER IN BROOKLYN
THAT'S GOT A PROBLEM.
970
01:06:19,586 --> 01:06:22,310
SEEMS THEY NEED
A REHEARSAL PIANIST,
971
01:06:22,344 --> 01:06:26,758
AND THEY THOUGHT I MIGHT JUST BE
HARD UP ENOUGH TO OBLIGE.
972
01:06:26,793 --> 01:06:30,310
SO I SIT IN HOT,
STINKING TRAFFIC
FOR THREE HOURS
973
01:06:30,344 --> 01:06:32,724
JUST TO DRIVE DOWN THERE
TO FIND OUT IT'S NOT
974
01:06:32,758 --> 01:06:36,448
THE 200th REVIVAL OF
MY ONE HIT SHOW THEY WANTED.
975
01:06:36,482 --> 01:06:38,517
YOU SHOULD NEVER
MEET YOUR HEROES.
976
01:06:38,551 --> 01:06:40,551
THEY ALWAYS DISAPPOINT YOU.
977
01:06:40,586 --> 01:06:43,448
COME ON, KID.
COME HERE. HELP ME OUT.
978
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,275
I THINK I'M
GOING TO BE SICK.
979
01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:50,931
[ sprays vomit ]
980
01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:53,000
OH, JESUS!
981
01:06:53,034 --> 01:06:54,000
GOD!
982
01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,206
OHH!
983
01:07:28,344 --> 01:07:31,862
Man: ♪ LA-DA
DA-DA-DA ♪
984
01:07:43,689 --> 01:07:45,586
GET IT AWAY.
985
01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:47,413
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
986
01:07:47,448 --> 01:07:48,758
I DON'T CARE.
987
01:07:48,793 --> 01:07:51,000
IF IT'S BEEN TOUCHED
BY HIM, IT'S DISEASED.
988
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,965
OH, MY GOD.
SPIT.
989
01:08:00,517 --> 01:08:03,275
IT'S EVERYTHING HE'S WRITTEN
SINCE THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE.
990
01:08:03,310 --> 01:08:05,448
THERE'S A TON MORE
AT HIS PLACE.
991
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:08,517
IT'S LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL
OF MUSICAL THEATER.
992
01:08:10,413 --> 01:08:12,379
THIS ONE
DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD.
993
01:08:12,413 --> 01:08:16,517
SOME ARE LOUSY,
BUT MOST OF 'EM ARE GREAT.
994
01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:19,137
IT'S LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN
SEEM LIKE THEY'RE FROM SHOWS.
995
01:08:19,172 --> 01:08:21,482
THEY'RE JUST SONGS HE WROTE.
996
01:08:21,517 --> 01:08:23,413
THERE'S FUNK, GOSPEL.
997
01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:28,344
THERE'S THIS AWESOME,
ROOTSY NEIL YOUNG SONG.
998
01:08:30,585 --> 01:08:32,344
COME ON. NEIL YOUNG?
999
01:08:36,033 --> 01:08:39,379
HE DOESN'T KNOW I TOOK 'EM.
THEY'RE JUST COPIES.
1000
01:08:39,413 --> 01:08:41,172
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH THEM?
1001
01:08:41,206 --> 01:08:44,033
WHAT TIME'S THAT BENEFIT
REHEARSAL START TOMORROW?
1002
01:08:44,068 --> 01:08:46,585
12:00 TO 3:00.
1003
01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:47,862
THAT'S IT?
1004
01:08:47,896 --> 01:08:49,931
EVER SINCE
MICHAEL'S DRAG PARTY,
1005
01:08:49,965 --> 01:08:51,241
GLEN'S BEEN ON A CRUSADE
1006
01:08:51,274 --> 01:08:52,931
TO MAKE US
MORE LIKE A NORMAL CAMP,
1007
01:08:52,965 --> 01:08:56,585
SO HE'S CUTTING BACK
THE BENEFIT REHEARSALS
TO THREE HOURS A DAY.
1008
01:08:56,620 --> 01:08:58,931
THAT'S ENOUGH TIME.
1009
01:08:58,965 --> 01:09:00,000
TIME FOR WHAT?
1010
01:09:00,033 --> 01:09:02,655
HE'LL BE LATE.
HE'S ALWAYS LATE.
1011
01:09:02,689 --> 01:09:03,689
FOR...?
1012
01:09:04,758 --> 01:09:05,758
COME ON.
1013
01:09:14,655 --> 01:09:16,655
[ music begins ]
1014
01:09:27,517 --> 01:09:30,827
♪ OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
IS A CACTUS PLANT ♪
1015
01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:33,827
♪ THEY CALL
THE CENTURY TREE ♪
1016
01:09:33,862 --> 01:09:36,827
♪ ONLY ONCE
IN A HUNDRED YEARS ♪
1017
01:09:36,862 --> 01:09:39,413
♪ IT FLOWERS GRACEFULLY
1018
01:09:39,448 --> 01:09:44,413
Together: ♪ AND YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN IT WILL BLOOM ♪
1019
01:09:45,758 --> 01:09:47,033
♪ HEY
1020
01:09:47,068 --> 01:09:53,585
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1021
01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:57,275
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1022
01:09:58,482 --> 01:09:59,793
♪ HEY
1023
01:09:59,827 --> 01:10:06,137
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1024
01:10:06,172 --> 01:10:09,309
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1025
01:10:11,793 --> 01:10:14,413
♪ CLEMENTINE HUNTER WAS 54
1026
01:10:14,448 --> 01:10:17,620
♪ BEFORE SHE PACKED UP
HER PAINT ♪
1027
01:10:23,793 --> 01:10:26,931
♪ OLD UNCLE TAYLOR WAS 81
1028
01:10:26,965 --> 01:10:29,413
♪ WHEN HE RODE HIS BIKE
1029
01:10:29,448 --> 01:10:31,965
♪ ACROSS THE PLAINS
OF CHINA ♪
1030
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,758
♪ UH-HUH
1031
01:10:35,482 --> 01:10:40,275
♪ AND THE SUN
WAS SHINING ON THAT DAY ♪
1032
01:10:40,309 --> 01:10:42,068
♪ JUST LIKE TODAY
1033
01:10:42,103 --> 01:10:48,689
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1034
01:10:48,724 --> 01:10:53,689
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1035
01:10:53,724 --> 01:10:55,206
♪ HEY
1036
01:10:55,241 --> 01:11:01,241
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1037
01:11:01,275 --> 01:11:05,931
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1038
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:12,172
♪ DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL HER ♪
1039
01:11:12,206 --> 01:11:15,413
♪ FOR OVER 30 YEARS
1040
01:11:15,448 --> 01:11:17,862
♪ HE KEPT LOCKED UP
INSIDE HIMSELF ♪
1041
01:11:17,896 --> 01:11:21,550
♪ AND NO ONE SAW THE TEARS
1042
01:11:21,585 --> 01:11:24,550
♪ THEN SHE WENT AWAY
1043
01:11:24,585 --> 01:11:28,206
♪ AND HE WOKE UP THAT DAY
1044
01:11:28,241 --> 01:11:32,068
♪ NOW HE BRINGS ROSES
TO HIS SWEETHEART ♪
1045
01:11:32,103 --> 01:11:35,241
♪ SHE LIVES MOST ANYWHERE
1046
01:11:35,275 --> 01:11:38,413
♪ HE SEES
SOMEONE SUFFERING ♪
1047
01:11:38,448 --> 01:11:41,724
♪ HE KNOWS THAT DESPAIR
1048
01:11:41,758 --> 01:11:47,482
♪ HE OFFERS THEM A ROSE
AND SOME QUIET PROSE ♪
1049
01:11:47,517 --> 01:11:53,034
♪ 'BOUT DANCING
IN A SHIMMERING BALLROOM ♪
1050
01:11:53,068 --> 01:11:58,724
♪ 'CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN THEY WILL BLOOM ♪
1051
01:12:00,241 --> 01:12:01,550
♪ HEY
1052
01:12:01,585 --> 01:12:07,585
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1053
01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:09,585
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1054
01:12:09,620 --> 01:12:12,620
♪ TO PLAY THE GAME
1055
01:12:12,655 --> 01:12:14,137
♪ HEY
1056
01:12:14,172 --> 01:12:20,000
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1057
01:12:20,034 --> 01:12:21,965
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1058
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:24,758
♪ NEVER TOO LATE
TO PLAY THE GAME ♪
1059
01:12:24,793 --> 01:12:26,137
♪ HEY
1060
01:12:26,172 --> 01:12:30,931
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1061
01:12:30,965 --> 01:12:32,413
♪ AND PLAY THE GAME
1062
01:12:32,448 --> 01:12:34,206
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1063
01:12:34,241 --> 01:12:36,068
♪ NEVER TOO LATE,
NAY, NAY ♪
1064
01:12:36,103 --> 01:12:37,896
♪ HEY
1065
01:12:37,931 --> 01:12:44,103
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1066
01:12:44,137 --> 01:12:47,482
♪ AND PLAY AND PLAY
AND PLAY THE GAME ♪
1067
01:12:47,517 --> 01:12:49,413
♪ AHH
1068
01:12:49,448 --> 01:12:50,827
♪ HEY
1069
01:12:50,862 --> 01:12:54,896
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1070
01:12:54,931 --> 01:12:56,724
♪ PLAY THE GAME,
PLAY THE GAME ♪
1071
01:12:56,758 --> 01:12:58,896
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1072
01:12:58,931 --> 01:13:01,655
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE,
NEVER TOO LATE ♪
1073
01:13:01,689 --> 01:13:03,137
♪ HEY
1074
01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:09,034
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1075
01:13:09,068 --> 01:13:12,172
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1076
01:13:12,206 --> 01:13:14,172
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1077
01:13:14,206 --> 01:13:15,517
♪ HEY
1078
01:13:15,550 --> 01:13:21,862
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1079
01:13:21,896 --> 01:13:24,585
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1080
01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:26,448
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1081
01:13:26,482 --> 01:13:27,793
♪ HEY
1082
01:13:27,827 --> 01:13:32,931
♪ DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT
AND PLAY THE GAME? ♪
1083
01:13:32,965 --> 01:13:34,517
♪ WANNA COME OUT,
WANNA COME OUT ♪
1084
01:13:34,550 --> 01:13:39,550
♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
1085
01:14:05,379 --> 01:14:08,241
I EVER TELL YOU WE DID
THE CHILDREN'S CRUSADE?
1086
01:14:08,275 --> 01:14:11,931
FIVE SUMMERS AGO.
IT WAS GOOD.
1087
01:14:11,965 --> 01:14:16,585
THE KIDS WANT TO DO A REVUE
OF MY MUSIC FOR THE BENEFIT.
1088
01:14:16,620 --> 01:14:19,275
YEAH, I HEARD.
WHAT'D YOU TELL THEM?
1089
01:14:20,344 --> 01:14:23,655
I TOLD THEM YEAH.GOOD. I'M GLAD.
1090
01:14:23,689 --> 01:14:26,206
BUT NOT ON THREE HOURS'
REHEARSAL A DAY.
1091
01:14:26,241 --> 01:14:27,758
YOU TELL ME, AM I WRONG?
1092
01:14:27,793 --> 01:14:29,550
AM I DOING
SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?
1093
01:14:29,585 --> 01:14:32,172
I DON'T KNOW.
1094
01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:35,344
I WAS LIKE YOU, EXCEPT I WAS
FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF,
1095
01:14:35,379 --> 01:14:38,482
AND I THOUGHT THESE KIDS
NEEDED A HARD DOSE OF REALITY,
1096
01:14:38,517 --> 01:14:42,550
SO I GAVE IT TO THEM.
BOTH BARRELS.
1097
01:14:42,585 --> 01:14:46,034
BUT I'VE BEEN WATCHING THEM,
AND I WAS WRONG.
1098
01:14:47,344 --> 01:14:50,550
THEY'RE A BUNCH
OF LITTLE FREAKS.
1099
01:14:50,585 --> 01:14:52,724
THE MORE NORMAL
WE TRY TO MAKE THEM,
1100
01:14:52,758 --> 01:14:55,965
THE MORE LONELY AND ISOLATED
THEY'RE GONNA FEEL.
1101
01:15:01,793 --> 01:15:04,103
SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER,
GLEN.
1102
01:15:06,275 --> 01:15:08,862
LET'S ALL GO OUT LIKE PROS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
1103
01:15:08,896 --> 01:15:11,793
[On/Off by
Snow Patrol plays ]
1104
01:15:17,965 --> 01:15:22,241
♪ COULDN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I WAS SEEING ♪
1105
01:15:22,275 --> 01:15:26,413
♪ FACES ALL SCREWED UP
LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE ♪
1106
01:15:26,448 --> 01:15:30,931
♪ I DIDN'T MEAN
TO HURT YOU SO MUCH ♪
1107
01:15:30,965 --> 01:15:35,931
♪ I KNEW I COULD HURT YOU,
BUT NOT LIKE THIS ♪
1108
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:40,172
♪ WE ALL MAKE A MESS
FROM TIME TO TIME, DEAR ♪
1109
01:15:40,206 --> 01:15:44,689
♪ TAKE ME A LIFETIME
TO GET THIS CLEAR ♪
1110
01:15:44,724 --> 01:15:49,862
♪ SOMEBODY MUTTERED SOMETHING
UNDER THEIR BREATH ♪
1111
01:15:49,896 --> 01:15:54,034
♪ I LET ON
LIKE I WAS A LITTLE DUMB ♪
1112
01:15:54,068 --> 01:15:59,344
♪ NOBODY'S PERFECT,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY ♪
1113
01:15:59,379 --> 01:16:03,206
♪ NOBODY'S HURTING
SO MUCH, YOU SAY ♪
1114
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:06,827
♪ I'M SORRY
1115
01:16:12,793 --> 01:16:17,068
♪ NOBODY'S PERFECT,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY ♪
1116
01:16:17,103 --> 01:16:21,724
♪ NO ONE'S HURTING
SO MUCH, YOU SAY ♪
1117
01:16:23,275 --> 01:16:24,965
♪ I'M SORRY
1118
01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:33,275
DEE, ENTRA.
1119
01:16:34,965 --> 01:16:35,965
MICHAEL...
1120
01:16:36,965 --> 01:16:38,758
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1121
01:16:38,793 --> 01:16:41,931
[ speaking Spanish ]
1122
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:44,068
LOOK,
I DON'T SPEAK NO SPANISH,
1123
01:16:44,103 --> 01:16:46,103
SO YOU BETTER HABLAYOUR ASS
SOME ENGLISH.
1124
01:16:47,482 --> 01:16:49,758
PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK
OF PICKLED PEPPERS.
1125
01:16:49,793 --> 01:16:51,482
ADD THAT ONE.
1126
01:16:51,517 --> 01:16:53,137
CUT IT OUT, DUDE.
1127
01:16:53,172 --> 01:16:54,758
I'M GONNA CURE YOU.
1128
01:16:54,793 --> 01:16:56,931
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC-
EXPIALIDOCIOUS.
1129
01:16:56,965 --> 01:16:58,550
WHY ARE YOU
IN A GOOD MOOD?
1130
01:16:59,620 --> 01:17:01,550
YOU WANT TO KNOW?
1131
01:17:01,585 --> 01:17:02,585
YEAH.
1132
01:17:05,724 --> 01:17:06,965
WHAT IS THAT?
1133
01:17:11,689 --> 01:17:12,689
NO WAY.
1134
01:17:15,931 --> 01:17:18,482
WHO?
DEE.
1135
01:17:19,482 --> 01:17:21,585
DEE?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GIRL?
1136
01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:23,000
YEP.
1137
01:17:23,034 --> 01:17:25,137
YOU SLEPT WITH A GIRL?
1138
01:17:25,172 --> 01:17:27,241
YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
1139
01:17:27,275 --> 01:17:29,241
I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU?
1140
01:17:29,275 --> 01:17:31,655
MAYBE I DIDN'T WANT
A WHOLE LIFETIME
1141
01:17:31,689 --> 01:17:34,275
OF FEELING
THE WAY I HAVE SO FAR.
1142
01:17:37,034 --> 01:17:39,620
NO.
I'M ASKING DEE.
1143
01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:43,034
DON'T.I'M CALLING YOUR BLUFF.
1144
01:17:43,068 --> 01:17:44,655
DON'T BE A JERK.WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
1145
01:17:44,689 --> 01:17:45,724
VLAD!
1146
01:17:45,758 --> 01:17:46,862
VLAD!
1147
01:17:58,965 --> 01:18:00,309
HEY.
1148
01:18:01,689 --> 01:18:03,448
HI. ELLEN'S NOT HERE.
1149
01:18:03,482 --> 01:18:06,585
I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1150
01:18:08,034 --> 01:18:09,344
A JOURNAL.
1151
01:18:16,413 --> 01:18:17,724
HEY!
1152
01:18:17,758 --> 01:18:21,172
OH, MY GOD!
1153
01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:25,482
MICHAEL TOLD ME.
1154
01:18:25,517 --> 01:18:27,034
THAT PUNK!
1155
01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:29,309
I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM
A BITCH SLAP SO HARD.
1156
01:18:29,344 --> 01:18:32,241
THIS IS
THE TRIPPIEST THING I EVER--
1157
01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:33,827
ALL RIGHT.
1158
01:18:33,862 --> 01:18:37,827
COULD HE DO IT, EVEN?
WERE HIS EYES OPEN?
1159
01:18:37,862 --> 01:18:39,482
NOTHING AGAINST YOU,
IT'S JUST...
1160
01:18:39,517 --> 01:18:42,344
IF YOU WANNA KNOW, HE TALKED
ABOUT YOU MOST OF THE TIME.
1161
01:18:42,379 --> 01:18:43,827
DURING?
1162
01:18:43,862 --> 01:18:46,275
WHO KNOWS?
I FINALLY TUNED HIM OUT.
1163
01:18:48,620 --> 01:18:52,793
COME ON.
SERIOUSLY, TELL ME.
1164
01:18:53,965 --> 01:18:56,000
WHY ARE YOU
SO INTERESTED, ANYWAY?
1165
01:18:56,034 --> 01:18:57,758
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH YOU TWO?
1166
01:18:57,793 --> 01:18:59,827
NOTHING. WHY?
1167
01:18:59,862 --> 01:19:01,309
WHAT DID HE SAY?
1168
01:19:01,344 --> 01:19:05,000
I'M JUST SAYING YOU GUYS
HANG OUT AN AWFUL LOT.
1169
01:19:05,034 --> 01:19:07,965
SO WHAT? I'M STRAIGHT.
1170
01:19:09,689 --> 01:19:12,172
STRAIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
1171
01:19:13,172 --> 01:19:14,655
WHAT,
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
1172
01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:17,689
ALL I'M SAYING
IS THAT PEOPLE TALK.
1173
01:19:29,034 --> 01:19:31,689
SORRY.
THAT WAS STUPID.
1174
01:19:33,034 --> 01:19:35,000
IT WASN'T THAT STUPID.
1175
01:19:35,034 --> 01:19:36,758
DO YOU KNOW
HOW LONG IT'S BEEN
1176
01:19:36,793 --> 01:19:39,931
SINCE A GUY'S LIKED ME
THAT WASN'T GAY?
1177
01:19:39,965 --> 01:19:42,241
I DON'T LIKE YOU.
1178
01:19:42,275 --> 01:19:43,585
I MEAN, I LIKE YOU,
1179
01:19:43,620 --> 01:19:45,275
BUT THAT'S NOT
WHY I DID THAT.
1180
01:19:47,965 --> 01:19:49,793
I DON'T KNOW
WHY I DID THAT.
1181
01:19:52,275 --> 01:19:53,620
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
1182
01:19:56,275 --> 01:19:57,620
WAIT.
1183
01:19:58,793 --> 01:20:00,482
YOU JUST
SLEPT WITH MICHAEL.
1184
01:20:00,517 --> 01:20:02,931
OH, I'M SORRY.
1185
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,517
THEN GO BACK
TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
1186
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:05,931
SHUT UP.
1187
01:20:05,965 --> 01:20:07,793
WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE ME?
1188
01:20:17,448 --> 01:20:18,448
WAIT.
1189
01:20:24,655 --> 01:20:25,862
SHIT!
1190
01:20:30,103 --> 01:20:31,827
ELLEN!
1191
01:20:31,862 --> 01:20:33,827
COME ON, WAIT UP!
1192
01:20:33,862 --> 01:20:35,103
ELLEN!
1193
01:20:35,137 --> 01:20:36,344
LEAVE ME ALONE.
1194
01:20:36,379 --> 01:20:39,137
WAIT UP!
DON'T FOLLOW ME!
1195
01:20:55,550 --> 01:20:58,620
[The Size of a Cow by
The Wonder Stuff plays ]
1196
01:21:03,585 --> 01:21:05,241
OH, BABY!
1197
01:21:05,275 --> 01:21:06,448
DOESN'T SHE LOOK PRETTY?
1198
01:21:06,482 --> 01:21:09,620
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
1199
01:21:14,793 --> 01:21:17,931
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HOW CAN YOU SPEND ALL SUMMER
1200
01:21:17,965 --> 01:21:20,448
WITH YOUR JAW WIRED SHUT
AND STILL LOOK LIKE THAT?
1201
01:21:20,482 --> 01:21:22,413
FRED!
1202
01:21:22,448 --> 01:21:23,793
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
1203
01:21:23,827 --> 01:21:25,724
WE'LL KEEP IT ON
FOR FALL TERM.
1204
01:21:25,758 --> 01:21:28,655
YOU WON'T BE
SNEAKING MILKSHAKES
WITH ME AROUND THE HOUSE.
1205
01:21:30,309 --> 01:21:31,896
I HAVE TO GET READY.
1206
01:21:32,896 --> 01:21:34,172
WHAT?
1207
01:21:34,206 --> 01:21:35,413
The Wonder Stuff:
♪ THESE SHOULD BE
1208
01:21:35,448 --> 01:21:38,034
♪ THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE
1209
01:21:38,068 --> 01:21:40,896
♪ LIFE, IT'S NOT
WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS ♪
1210
01:21:40,931 --> 01:21:42,206
♪ DAMN BLAST
1211
01:21:42,241 --> 01:21:43,827
♪ LOOK AT MY PAST
1212
01:21:43,862 --> 01:21:46,413
♪ I'M RIPPING UP MY FEET
OVER BROKEN GLASS ♪
1213
01:21:46,448 --> 01:21:49,689
♪ I SAY, OH, WOW,
LOOK AT ME NOW ♪
1214
01:21:49,724 --> 01:21:54,034
♪ I'M BLOWING UP MY PROBLEMS
TO THE SIZE OF A COW ♪
1215
01:21:54,068 --> 01:21:57,862
♪ OHH
1216
01:21:57,896 --> 01:22:00,068
♪ THE SIZE OF A COW
1217
01:22:12,275 --> 01:22:14,034
♪ YOU KNOW THAT
I'VE BEEN DRUNK... ♪
1218
01:22:14,068 --> 01:22:16,758
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM.
1219
01:22:16,793 --> 01:22:18,931
STEPHEN SONDHEIM.
1220
01:22:18,965 --> 01:22:20,793
STEPHEN SONDHEIM!
1221
01:22:20,827 --> 01:22:23,034
[ excited screaming ]
1222
01:22:23,068 --> 01:22:25,550
♪ LIFE, IT'S NOT
WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS ♪
1223
01:22:25,585 --> 01:22:26,827
♪ DAMN BLAST
1224
01:22:26,862 --> 01:22:28,309
♪ LOOK AT MY PAST
1225
01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:31,724
♪ I'M RIPPING UP MY FEET
OVER BROKEN GLASS ♪
1226
01:22:31,758 --> 01:22:34,379
♪ I SAY, OH, WOW,
LOOK AT ME NOW ♪
1227
01:22:34,413 --> 01:22:38,862
♪ I'M BLOWING UP MY PROBLEMS
TO THE SIZE OF A COW ♪
1228
01:22:38,896 --> 01:22:40,034
♪ DAMN BLAST
1229
01:22:40,068 --> 01:22:41,793
♪ LOOK AT MY PAST
1230
01:22:41,827 --> 01:22:44,862
♪ I'M RIPPING UP MY FEET
OVER BROKEN GLASS ♪
1231
01:22:44,896 --> 01:22:47,000
[ up-tempo music plays ]
1232
01:23:20,655 --> 01:23:22,103
♪ HO
♪ YEAH
1233
01:23:22,137 --> 01:23:23,172
♪ HO
♪ YEAH
1234
01:23:26,965 --> 01:23:28,585
THEY CALLED PLACES ALREADY.
1235
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:30,275
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
DRESSED YET?
1236
01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:42,379
HOW PARANOID CAN YOU BE?
1237
01:23:51,550 --> 01:23:52,896
OH, MY GOD.
1238
01:23:54,379 --> 01:23:55,689
WAS THAT YOUR PLAN?
1239
01:23:55,724 --> 01:23:58,034
DID YOU
PUT SOMETHING IN THERE?
1240
01:23:58,068 --> 01:24:00,275
I ONLY WISH
I'D THOUGHT OF IT.
1241
01:24:02,379 --> 01:24:04,413
ELLEN,
1242
01:24:04,448 --> 01:24:07,103
CAN YOU
PLEASE PASS THE BASE?
1243
01:24:08,793 --> 01:24:09,793
[ slam ]
1244
01:24:13,103 --> 01:24:14,413
THANK YOU.
1245
01:24:14,448 --> 01:24:15,482
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
1246
01:24:15,517 --> 01:24:17,000
IF YOU SAY ONE MORE SYLLABLE,
1247
01:24:17,034 --> 01:24:19,896
I WILL SHOVE A POWDER PUFF
SO FAR DOWN YOUR WINDPIPE...
1248
01:24:19,931 --> 01:24:23,103
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY ASS,
BECAUSE I WILLKNOCK YOU FLAT.
1249
01:24:23,137 --> 01:24:24,585
GIRLS, WHY DON'T WE--BUTT OUT.
1250
01:24:24,620 --> 01:24:27,172
AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS BISEXUALITY, YOU KNOW.
1251
01:24:27,206 --> 01:24:28,655
VLAD!
1252
01:24:30,068 --> 01:24:32,965
Vlad: JULIE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1253
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,379
I TOOK THE BUS.
1254
01:24:39,482 --> 01:24:40,517
HI.
1255
01:24:40,550 --> 01:24:41,827
HEY.
1256
01:24:42,931 --> 01:24:44,241
HOW ARE YOU?
1257
01:24:44,275 --> 01:24:46,172
I'M GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?GOOD.
1258
01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:48,862
I GIVE UP. YOUGIVE UP?
1259
01:24:50,309 --> 01:24:51,344
HI.
1260
01:24:51,379 --> 01:24:53,379
OH, YEAH.
1261
01:24:53,413 --> 01:24:56,550
JULIE, THIS IS ELLEN,
MICHAEL, AND DEE.
1262
01:24:56,585 --> 01:24:59,896
Julie: LISTEN, IS THERE
SOMEWHERE PRIVATE WE CAN GO?
1263
01:24:59,931 --> 01:25:01,931
RIGHT NOW? I HAVE A SHOW.
1264
01:25:01,965 --> 01:25:05,517
I'LL SEE YOU AFTER, OKAY?GREAT.
1265
01:25:05,550 --> 01:25:06,585
[ kiss ]
1266
01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:08,103
BYE.
BYE.
1267
01:25:30,585 --> 01:25:32,585
WHAT?
1268
01:25:32,620 --> 01:25:35,448
I HARDLY KNOW
WHERE TO BEGIN.
1269
01:25:36,758 --> 01:25:39,000
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US
YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND?
1270
01:25:39,034 --> 01:25:40,103
YOU DIDN'T ASK.
1271
01:25:40,137 --> 01:25:41,862
YOU NEVER ASKED ME
IF I HAD A BOYFRIEND,
1272
01:25:41,896 --> 01:25:43,896
BUT IF I DID,
I WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING...
1273
01:25:50,413 --> 01:25:53,034
EXCEPT YOU ASSUMED
I WOULDN'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
1274
01:25:56,206 --> 01:25:58,344
RIGHT.
1275
01:25:58,379 --> 01:26:02,068
NO SENSE IN ASKING
A QUESTION LIKE THAT
TO SOMEONE LIKE ME, RIGHT?
1276
01:26:02,103 --> 01:26:03,172
STOP IT.
1277
01:26:03,206 --> 01:26:04,689
AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO ASSUME
1278
01:26:04,724 --> 01:26:07,241
THAT YOU
DIDHAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
1279
01:26:07,275 --> 01:26:09,517
AND OF COURSE
THAT YOU SCREW AROUND.
1280
01:26:09,550 --> 01:26:11,620
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'M SORRY ABOUT DEE.
1281
01:26:11,655 --> 01:26:14,448
IT'S JUST...
I HAVE NO EXCUSE.
1282
01:26:15,620 --> 01:26:18,172
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
1283
01:26:18,206 --> 01:26:20,585
MAYBE YOU AND I
ONLY WENT OUT
1284
01:26:20,620 --> 01:26:23,172
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY.
1285
01:26:23,206 --> 01:26:25,655
I'M SORRY.
1286
01:26:25,689 --> 01:26:26,689
RIGHT.
1287
01:26:28,344 --> 01:26:32,206
I KNEW THAT.
I KNEW THAT ALL ALONG.
1288
01:26:32,241 --> 01:26:35,827
I GUESS
I JUST DIDN'T CARE.
1289
01:26:35,862 --> 01:26:37,517
BUT TELL ME ONE THING.
1290
01:26:40,413 --> 01:26:44,068
WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO US
WHEN WE GOT BACK HOME?
1291
01:26:44,103 --> 01:26:45,517
Voice: PLACES!
1292
01:26:54,137 --> 01:26:56,137
[ applause ]
1293
01:27:02,689 --> 01:27:04,172
[ music ends ]
1294
01:27:04,206 --> 01:27:06,724
[ enthusiastic applause ]
1295
01:27:14,793 --> 01:27:16,448
Jill: AAH!
1296
01:27:18,896 --> 01:27:23,000
JESUS CHRIST!
OH, GOD!
1297
01:27:24,344 --> 01:27:27,309
YOU SABOTAGED MY MAKEUP!
YOU BITCH!
1298
01:27:27,344 --> 01:27:29,172
I DID NOT. SIT DOWN.
1299
01:27:30,793 --> 01:27:31,965
AAH!
1300
01:27:35,517 --> 01:27:37,517
I CAN'T DO IT.COME ON, JENNA.
1301
01:27:37,550 --> 01:27:39,379
FRITZI'S
GOT MULTIPLE FRACTURES,
1302
01:27:39,413 --> 01:27:42,550
AND JILL'S FACE LOOKS LIKE
40 MILES OF BAD ROAD.
1303
01:27:42,585 --> 01:27:44,000
YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT.
1304
01:27:46,275 --> 01:27:47,965
I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED.
1305
01:27:49,620 --> 01:27:50,965
IT'S NOT THAT.
1306
01:27:52,275 --> 01:27:53,793
MY PARENTS ARE HERE.
1307
01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:57,965
IT'S ABOUT TIME
THEY MET THEIR DAUGHTER.
1308
01:28:04,793 --> 01:28:08,344
[ intro to
Here's Where I Standplays ]
1309
01:28:25,206 --> 01:28:30,275
♪ HERE IN THE DARK
I STAND BEFORE YOU ♪
1310
01:28:30,309 --> 01:28:36,550
♪ KNOWING THIS IS MY CHANCE
TO SHOW YOU MY HEART ♪
1311
01:28:36,585 --> 01:28:38,931
♪ THIS IS THE START
1312
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:44,034
♪ THIS IS THE START
1313
01:28:44,068 --> 01:28:47,068
♪ I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY
1314
01:28:47,103 --> 01:28:54,172
♪ AND I'M HOPING
THAT YOUR ARMS ARE OPEN ♪
1315
01:28:54,206 --> 01:28:58,172
♪ DON'T TURN AWAY,
I WANT YOU NEAR ME ♪
1316
01:28:58,206 --> 01:29:02,862
♪ BUT YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME
1317
01:29:02,896 --> 01:29:08,379
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND,
HERE'S WHO I AM ♪
1318
01:29:08,413 --> 01:29:14,241
♪ LOVE ME, BUT DON'T TELL ME
WHO I HAVE TO BE ♪
1319
01:29:14,275 --> 01:29:21,241
♪ HERE'S WHO I AM,
I'M WHAT YOU SEE ♪
1320
01:29:21,275 --> 01:29:26,550
♪ YOU SAID I HAD TO CHANGE,
AND I WAS TRYING ♪
1321
01:29:26,585 --> 01:29:31,413
♪ BUT MY HEART WAS LYING
1322
01:29:31,448 --> 01:29:35,793
♪ I'M NOT A CHILD ANY LONGER
1323
01:29:35,827 --> 01:29:42,413
♪ I AM STRONGER
1324
01:29:42,448 --> 01:29:48,137
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND,
HERE'S WHO I AM ♪
1325
01:29:48,172 --> 01:29:51,034
♪ HELP ME TO MOVE ON
1326
01:29:51,068 --> 01:29:53,931
♪ BUT PLEASE DON'T
TELL ME HOW ♪
1327
01:29:53,965 --> 01:30:01,827
♪ I'M ON MY WAY,
I'M MOVING NOW ♪
1328
01:30:02,965 --> 01:30:07,034
♪ IN THIS LIFE
WE'VE COME SO FAR ♪
1329
01:30:07,068 --> 01:30:11,137
♪ BUT WE'RE ONLY WHO WE ARE
1330
01:30:11,172 --> 01:30:16,309
♪ WITH THE COURAGE OF LOVE
TO SHOW US THE WAY ♪
1331
01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:26,655
♪ WE'VE GOT THE POWER
TO STAND UP AND SAY ♪
1332
01:30:26,689 --> 01:30:29,172
♪ HERE
1333
01:30:29,206 --> 01:30:31,585
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1334
01:30:31,620 --> 01:30:34,965
♪ HERE'S WHO I AM
1335
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:37,965
♪ STAND UP AND BE COUNTED
1336
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,965
♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU
1337
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:47,827
♪ IF YOU'RE WITH ME,
WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH ♪
1338
01:30:47,862 --> 01:30:50,344
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1339
01:30:50,379 --> 01:30:53,241
♪ HERE'S WHO I AM
1340
01:30:53,275 --> 01:30:57,137
♪ LOVE ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME
1341
01:30:57,172 --> 01:30:59,482
♪ AND WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
1342
01:30:59,517 --> 01:31:03,309
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1343
01:31:03,344 --> 01:31:08,896
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY,
I'M COUNTING ON YOU ♪
1344
01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:12,585
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1345
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:15,965
♪ LOVE ME, LOVE ME, LOVE ME
1346
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:22,448
♪ AND WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
1347
01:31:22,482 --> 01:31:26,413
♪ I'M COUNTING
1348
01:31:27,896 --> 01:31:32,000
♪ OH, I'M COUNTING
1349
01:31:32,034 --> 01:31:34,482
♪ I'M COUNTING
1350
01:31:34,517 --> 01:31:40,896
♪ I'M COUNTING ON
1351
01:31:42,689 --> 01:31:47,585
♪ YOU
1352
01:31:47,620 --> 01:31:50,965
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND,
HERE'S WHO I AM ♪
1353
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,758
♪ I AM
1354
01:31:53,793 --> 01:31:57,379
♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU ♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU
1355
01:31:57,413 --> 01:32:00,000
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND ♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1356
01:32:00,034 --> 01:32:03,793
♪ HERE'S WHO I AM ♪ HERE'S WHO I AM
1357
01:32:03,827 --> 01:32:05,482
♪ WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
1358
01:32:05,517 --> 01:32:10,585
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND,
HERE'S WHO I AM ♪
1359
01:32:10,620 --> 01:32:12,655
♪ HERE'S WHO I AM
1360
01:32:12,689 --> 01:32:13,689
♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU
1361
01:32:13,724 --> 01:32:15,862
♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU
1362
01:32:15,896 --> 01:32:17,413
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND ♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1363
01:32:17,448 --> 01:32:18,965
♪ HERE'S WHO I AM
1364
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,550
♪ OHH
1365
01:32:21,585 --> 01:32:24,241
♪ WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
1366
01:32:24,275 --> 01:32:26,862
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1367
01:32:26,896 --> 01:32:29,103
♪ HERE'S WHO I AM
1368
01:32:29,137 --> 01:32:30,689
♪ I AM
1369
01:32:30,724 --> 01:32:33,103
♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU
1370
01:32:33,137 --> 01:32:35,379
♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU
1371
01:32:35,413 --> 01:32:37,241
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND
1372
01:32:37,275 --> 01:32:40,103
♪ OHH
1373
01:32:40,137 --> 01:32:42,793
♪ WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
1374
01:32:42,827 --> 01:32:48,965
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND,
HERE'S WHO I AM ♪
1375
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:52,000
♪ I'M COUNTING ON YOU
1376
01:32:52,034 --> 01:32:57,344
♪ HERE'S WHERE I STAND,
HERE'S WHO I AM ♪
1377
01:32:57,379 --> 01:33:00,413
♪ WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH
1378
01:33:00,448 --> 01:33:02,448
[ enthusiastic applause ]
1379
01:33:17,241 --> 01:33:20,482
GOOD JOB, BERT.
REALLY TERRIFIC.
1380
01:33:21,550 --> 01:33:23,275
UM...
1381
01:33:23,309 --> 01:33:27,413
THANK YOU. I HAD NO IDEA
YOU CHAIRED THIS BENEFIT.
1382
01:33:27,448 --> 01:33:29,241
I'M GIVING A PARTY
ON THE 18th.
1383
01:33:29,275 --> 01:33:30,585
I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
1384
01:33:30,620 --> 01:33:32,620
GREAT. LOVE TO.
1385
01:33:53,379 --> 01:33:54,655
Vlad: WHO'S THAT?
1386
01:33:57,206 --> 01:33:58,862
GO AWAY.
1387
01:33:58,896 --> 01:34:01,241
The Pedantiks:
♪ THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
1388
01:34:01,275 --> 01:34:05,172
♪ THAN ONLY SURVIVING
1389
01:34:05,206 --> 01:34:07,550
♪ MORE TO LIVING
1390
01:34:07,585 --> 01:34:10,068
♪ THAN GIVING IT ALL AWAY
1391
01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:13,758
♪ OUT OF DESIRE
1392
01:34:13,793 --> 01:34:15,724
[ music stops ]
1393
01:34:18,965 --> 01:34:20,172
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1394
01:34:21,241 --> 01:34:22,413
I'M GOING SWIMMING.
1395
01:34:22,448 --> 01:34:25,068
DON'T! I DON'T
EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
1396
01:34:31,655 --> 01:34:33,862
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
1397
01:34:43,896 --> 01:34:46,413
YOU ARE EITHER THE BIGGEST
CLOSET CASE I'VE EVER SEEN,
1398
01:34:46,448 --> 01:34:48,517
OR YOU'RE JUST PLAIN EVIL.
1399
01:34:48,550 --> 01:34:50,689
WHY? I THOUGHT NOW
THAT YOU'RE STRAIGHT...
1400
01:34:50,724 --> 01:34:52,379
DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY.
1401
01:34:52,413 --> 01:34:55,034
I SLEPT WITH HER
'CAUSE OF YOU.
1402
01:34:55,068 --> 01:34:56,689
ME?
1403
01:34:56,724 --> 01:34:58,172
I FIGURED YOU MIGHT
FEEL LESS THREATENED
1404
01:34:58,206 --> 01:35:00,724
IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS CAPABLE
OF SEX WITH A WOMAN.
1405
01:35:00,758 --> 01:35:03,550
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
TO RESPOND TO THAT, DUDE.
1406
01:35:03,585 --> 01:35:05,137
WITH A STRAITJACKET,
PERHAPS?
1407
01:35:05,172 --> 01:35:06,172
MICHAEL...
1408
01:35:09,275 --> 01:35:10,931
THINGS
WENT SO GOOD WITH DEE.
1409
01:35:10,965 --> 01:35:13,000
ISN'T IT JUST POSSIBLE
THAT YOU'RE...
1410
01:35:13,034 --> 01:35:14,000
NO.
1411
01:35:15,931 --> 01:35:17,965
THE ONLY THING
THAT'S POSSIBLE NOW
1412
01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:19,758
IS THAT I'LL GET
BEAT UP ONCE TOO OFTEN
1413
01:35:19,793 --> 01:35:22,448
AND DECIDE TO BE
WITH SOME WOMAN
BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN.
1414
01:35:24,241 --> 01:35:26,413
IT'S NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING
I WISH I KNEW.
1415
01:35:26,448 --> 01:35:28,241
YOU CAN'T PIN THAT ON ME.
1416
01:35:28,275 --> 01:35:31,550
WE CAN'T PIN ANYTHING ON YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE PERFECT.
1417
01:35:31,585 --> 01:35:32,862
I'M NOT PERFECT!
1418
01:35:32,896 --> 01:35:36,413
EXCEPT FOR THAT LITTLE
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE THING.
1419
01:35:36,448 --> 01:35:38,517
EVEN THAT MAKES YOU
KIND OF SEXILY DAMAGED.
1420
01:35:38,550 --> 01:35:42,068
I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
I REALLY DO.
1421
01:35:42,103 --> 01:35:44,103
[ silence ]
1422
01:35:49,379 --> 01:35:50,379
VLAD?
1423
01:35:53,379 --> 01:35:54,758
VLAD?
1424
01:35:59,172 --> 01:36:00,275
VLAD!
1425
01:36:10,448 --> 01:36:12,103
[ low ]
OH, MY GOD.
1426
01:36:19,482 --> 01:36:20,793
WATER'S FREEZING.
1427
01:36:22,379 --> 01:36:24,517
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
1428
01:36:24,550 --> 01:36:27,448
DOING WHAT?
SKINNY-DIPPING.
1429
01:36:30,896 --> 01:36:34,068
MAYBE I DO FLIRT,
BUT IF I DO,
1430
01:36:34,103 --> 01:36:35,931
IT'S ONLY BECAUSE
I WANT TO BE LIKED.
1431
01:36:37,965 --> 01:36:40,965
AND...MAYBE I'M
A LITTLE CONFUSED.
1432
01:36:54,965 --> 01:36:56,793
Y-YOU'RE NOT CONFUSED.
1433
01:36:59,068 --> 01:37:00,482
YOU LIKE GIRLS.
1434
01:37:02,172 --> 01:37:03,172
OKAY.
1435
01:37:04,309 --> 01:37:06,620
YOU'RE RIGHT. I DO.
1436
01:37:06,655 --> 01:37:08,896
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
1437
01:37:08,931 --> 01:37:09,965
I'M AN ASSHOLE.
1438
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:13,309
MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST LOVE ATTENTION.
1439
01:37:13,344 --> 01:37:16,585
I'M AN ATTENTION JUNKIE,
I GUESS.
1440
01:37:17,758 --> 01:37:19,862
WHY DO I DO SHIT
LIKE THAT?
1441
01:37:24,172 --> 01:37:25,344
MICHAEL...
1442
01:37:26,344 --> 01:37:27,862
DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
1443
01:37:32,344 --> 01:37:33,344
DO YOU?
1444
01:37:36,068 --> 01:37:37,309
HUH?
1445
01:37:37,344 --> 01:37:38,344
COME ON!
1446
01:37:39,965 --> 01:37:41,585
MICHAEL.
1447
01:37:41,620 --> 01:37:42,965
MIKEY.
1448
01:37:43,965 --> 01:37:45,000
MICHAEL.
1449
01:37:45,034 --> 01:37:46,482
HA HA HA!
1450
01:37:46,517 --> 01:37:48,413
DO YOU?
DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
1451
01:37:48,448 --> 01:37:49,931
HA HA HA!
1452
01:37:49,965 --> 01:37:52,034
HUH? DO YOU?
1453
01:37:52,068 --> 01:37:53,965
IF I FORGIVE YOU,
WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME?
1454
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,620
YEAH.
THEN NO.
1455
01:37:56,620 --> 01:38:00,172
OH, GOD.
HA HA HA!
1456
01:38:03,448 --> 01:38:05,793
Ellen: MICHAEL,
WHO ARE YOU WITH?
1457
01:38:07,068 --> 01:38:08,068
OH.
1458
01:38:11,585 --> 01:38:15,000
Michael: DON'T HATE ME.
I MADE UP WITH HIM.
1459
01:38:20,034 --> 01:38:21,275
WHERE'S JULIE?
1460
01:38:23,931 --> 01:38:25,068
SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.
1461
01:38:25,103 --> 01:38:26,068
WHAT?
1462
01:38:26,103 --> 01:38:27,137
SHE CAME HERE
1463
01:38:27,172 --> 01:38:29,068
'CAUSE SHE WANTED
TO TELL ME IN PERSON.
1464
01:38:29,103 --> 01:38:30,793
WELL, WELL, WELL.
1465
01:38:30,827 --> 01:38:34,344
HOW'S THAT FOR A LITTLE
OPENING NIGHT PRESENT?
1466
01:38:34,379 --> 01:38:36,965
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
ON THE OTHER END, LOVER BOY?
1467
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:39,965
WELL, ACTUALLY...
1468
01:38:41,965 --> 01:38:43,585
NEVER MIND.
1469
01:38:43,620 --> 01:38:45,068
WHAT?
1470
01:38:46,793 --> 01:38:50,344
WELL, NOW THAT CAMP'S
ALMOST OVER,
1471
01:38:50,379 --> 01:38:53,585
AND WE LIVE
KIND OF CLOSE TO EACH OTHER,
1472
01:38:53,620 --> 01:38:57,655
I WAS HOPING THAT
WE CAN GO OUT SOMETIME.
1473
01:39:00,172 --> 01:39:01,827
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
ASKING GIRLFRIEND
1474
01:39:01,862 --> 01:39:03,655
OUT FOR A DATE
AFTER ALL THIS.
1475
01:39:03,689 --> 01:39:05,689
IF SHE'LL FORGIVE ME.
1476
01:39:09,344 --> 01:39:11,000
THIS BOY
NOT ONLY HAS COJONES,
1477
01:39:11,034 --> 01:39:14,241
BUT HE'S GOT BURRITOS
AND HUEVOS RANCHEROS, TOO.
1478
01:39:18,275 --> 01:39:20,413
OKAY.
WHAT?
1479
01:39:20,448 --> 01:39:21,655
REALLY?
1480
01:39:22,724 --> 01:39:24,034
I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU.
1481
01:39:24,068 --> 01:39:27,379
YOU'RE LIKE
SOME JENNY JONES GUEST!
1482
01:39:27,413 --> 01:39:30,482
EVENTUALLY I HAVE TO START
HANGING OUT WITH BOYS
1483
01:39:30,517 --> 01:39:32,103
WHO DON'T WEAR DRESSES.
1484
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:36,344
I THOUGHT WE CAME HERE
TO GO SWIMMING.
1485
01:39:42,068 --> 01:39:43,206
YOU COMING IN?
1486
01:39:44,585 --> 01:39:45,931
IT'S PRETTY COLD.
1487
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,275
I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
1488
01:39:50,793 --> 01:39:54,241
Oasis: ♪ THE PAPERBOY
IS WORKING BEFORE HE GOES ♪
1489
01:39:54,275 --> 01:39:57,241
♪ LYING TO THE TEACHER,
WHO KNOWS HE KNOWS ♪
1490
01:39:57,275 --> 01:39:59,103
♪ HE DIDN'T
AND HE SHOULD'VE ♪
1491
01:39:59,137 --> 01:40:01,758
♪ BROUGHT HIS LINES IN
YESTERDAY ♪
1492
01:40:01,793 --> 01:40:02,827
OKAY.
1493
01:40:04,965 --> 01:40:08,344
♪ ERNIE BANGS THE SOUND
AND THE DAY BEGINS ♪
1494
01:40:08,379 --> 01:40:10,550
IT'S NOT THAT COLD.
1495
01:40:10,585 --> 01:40:12,103
♪ ...FALLS IN
1496
01:40:12,137 --> 01:40:14,344
DON'T BE A GIRL.
LEAVE THAT TO MICHAEL.
1497
01:40:14,379 --> 01:40:16,103
YOU TWO ARE LIKE
A BAD CAR WRECK.
1498
01:40:16,137 --> 01:40:18,482
I WASH MY HANDS
OF THE BOTH OF YOU!
1499
01:40:18,517 --> 01:40:21,379
♪ ROUND ARE WAY
THE BIRDS ARE SINGING ♪
1500
01:40:21,413 --> 01:40:22,413
QUIT SPLASHING!
1501
01:40:25,724 --> 01:40:30,931
♪ ROUND ARE WAY
THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT ♪
1502
01:40:32,206 --> 01:40:38,034
♪ ROUND ARE WAY
THE BIRDS SING FOR YER ♪
1503
01:40:38,068 --> 01:40:41,517
♪ 'CAUSE THEY
ALREADY KNOW YER ♪
1504
01:40:41,550 --> 01:40:46,689
♪ YEAH,
THEY ALREADY KNOW YER ♪
1505
01:40:46,724 --> 01:40:50,068
♪ AHH
1506
01:40:50,103 --> 01:40:54,862
[ playing intro to
The Want of a Nail]
1507
01:40:57,241 --> 01:40:59,620
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A NAIL
1508
01:40:59,655 --> 01:41:01,206
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1509
01:41:01,241 --> 01:41:03,550
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A NAIL
1510
01:41:03,585 --> 01:41:05,931
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1511
01:41:05,965 --> 01:41:09,758
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1512
01:41:09,793 --> 01:41:13,275
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1513
01:41:13,309 --> 01:41:17,620
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A NAIL,
THE SHOE WAS LOST ♪
1514
01:41:17,655 --> 01:41:21,206
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A SHOE,
THE HORSE WAS LOST ♪
1515
01:41:21,241 --> 01:41:25,448
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A HORSE,
THE RIDER WAS LOST ♪
1516
01:41:25,482 --> 01:41:29,068
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A RIDER,
THE MESSAGE WAS LOST ♪
1517
01:41:29,103 --> 01:41:31,620
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A NAIL
1518
01:41:31,655 --> 01:41:33,689
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1519
01:41:33,724 --> 01:41:35,344
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A NAIL
1520
01:41:35,379 --> 01:41:37,862
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1521
01:41:37,896 --> 01:41:41,724
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1522
01:41:41,758 --> 01:41:45,275
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1523
01:41:45,309 --> 01:41:49,827
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A RIDER,
THE MESSAGE WAS LOST ♪
1524
01:41:49,862 --> 01:41:53,241
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A MESSAGE,
THE BATTLE WAS LOST ♪
1525
01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:57,000
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A BATTLE,
THE WAR WAS LOST ♪
1526
01:41:57,034 --> 01:42:02,034
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A WAR,
THE KINGDOM WAS LOST ♪
1527
01:42:02,068 --> 01:42:03,758
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1528
01:42:03,793 --> 01:42:05,206
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1529
01:42:05,241 --> 01:42:08,655
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1530
01:42:08,689 --> 01:42:12,862
♪ I'VE BEEN WRONG
1531
01:42:12,896 --> 01:42:17,448
♪ I HAD PLANS SO BIG
1532
01:42:17,482 --> 01:42:21,689
♪ BUT THE DEVIL'S
IN THE DETAILS ♪
1533
01:42:21,724 --> 01:42:25,241
♪ I LEFT OUT ONE THING
1534
01:42:25,275 --> 01:42:27,034
♪ NO ONE TO LOVE ME
1535
01:42:27,068 --> 01:42:28,965
♪ NO ONE TO LOVE ME
1536
01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:30,793
♪ NO ONE TO LOVE ME
1537
01:42:30,827 --> 01:42:32,931
♪ NO ONE TO LOVE ME
1538
01:42:32,965 --> 01:42:36,517
♪ NO ONE TO LOVE ME
1539
01:42:36,550 --> 01:42:38,379
♪ AND NO ONE TO LOVE
1540
01:42:38,413 --> 01:42:41,758
[ enthusiastic shouting ]
1541
01:42:46,068 --> 01:42:49,448
♪ WHAT'S ALL THIS TALK
ABOUT HORSES AND WAR? ♪
1542
01:42:49,482 --> 01:42:53,758
♪ PUT YOURSELF IN THE PLACE
OF THE MAN AT THE FORGE ♪
1543
01:42:53,793 --> 01:42:57,413
♪ AND DAY AFTER DAY
YOU LIVE A LIFE WITHOUT LOVE ♪
1544
01:42:57,448 --> 01:43:00,172
♪ TILL THE MORNING
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE ♪
1545
01:43:00,206 --> 01:43:01,517
♪ AND YOU DON'T GET UP
1546
01:43:01,550 --> 01:43:03,550
♪ MULTIPLY IT
A BILLION TIMES ♪
1547
01:43:03,585 --> 01:43:05,827
♪ SPREAD IT
ALL AROUND THE WORLD ♪
1548
01:43:05,862 --> 01:43:10,000
♪ PUT THE CURSE OF LONELINESS
ON EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL ♪
1549
01:43:10,034 --> 01:43:12,034
♪ UNTIL EVERYBODY'S KICKIN',
EVERYBODY'S SCRATCHIN' ♪
1550
01:43:12,068 --> 01:43:13,793
♪ EVERYTHING SEEMS TO FAIL
1551
01:43:13,827 --> 01:43:15,724
♪ AND IT WAS ALL
1552
01:43:15,758 --> 01:43:17,620
♪ ALL
1553
01:43:17,655 --> 01:43:21,517
♪ FOR THE WANT OF A NAIL
1554
01:43:21,550 --> 01:43:23,103
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1555
01:43:23,137 --> 01:43:25,793
♪ TELL ME, WHAT ELSE
COULD THE ANSWER BE? ♪
1556
01:43:25,827 --> 01:43:27,517
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1557
01:43:27,550 --> 01:43:30,000
♪ NOT ONE THING
1558
01:43:30,034 --> 01:43:32,550
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1559
01:43:32,585 --> 01:43:35,965
[ music stops ]
1560
01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:37,448
♪ WANT OF A NAIL
1561
01:43:37,482 --> 01:43:39,655
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1562
01:43:39,689 --> 01:43:41,931
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1563
01:43:41,965 --> 01:43:43,931
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1564
01:43:43,965 --> 01:43:45,655
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1565
01:43:45,689 --> 01:43:47,482
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1566
01:43:47,517 --> 01:43:49,724
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1567
01:43:49,758 --> 01:43:51,965
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1568
01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:53,620
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1569
01:43:53,655 --> 01:43:55,931
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1570
01:43:55,965 --> 01:43:57,585
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1571
01:43:57,620 --> 01:44:00,172
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1572
01:44:00,206 --> 01:44:01,862
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1573
01:44:01,896 --> 01:44:03,931
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1574
01:44:03,965 --> 01:44:05,585
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1575
01:44:05,620 --> 01:44:07,585
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1576
01:44:07,620 --> 01:44:09,241
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1577
01:44:09,275 --> 01:44:11,758
♪ THE WORLD WAS LOST
1578
01:44:11,793 --> 01:44:15,413
♪ THE WANT OF A NAIL
1579
01:44:15,448 --> 01:44:17,448
[ instrumental music
continues ]
1580
01:45:30,103 --> 01:45:32,103
[ music ends ]
1581
01:45:33,482 --> 01:45:34,482
Man: ACTION.
1582
01:45:40,275 --> 01:45:42,275
WHAT A DUMP.
1583
01:45:42,309 --> 01:45:47,550
HEY, WHERE'S THAT FROM?
"WHAT A DUMP."
1584
01:45:49,689 --> 01:45:51,550
HOW WOULD I KNOW, MARTHA?
1585
01:45:58,896 --> 01:46:01,793
Daniel Letterle:
♪ I SING FOR YOU
1586
01:46:02,793 --> 01:46:05,137
♪ AND ONLY YOU
1587
01:46:05,172 --> 01:46:10,103
♪ WHEREVER I GO, I FIND YOU
1588
01:46:12,965 --> 01:46:17,275
♪ YOU'RE IN THE SOUND
OF EVERY "HELLO" ♪
1589
01:46:18,275 --> 01:46:21,275
♪ IN EVERYTHING I DO
1590
01:46:23,103 --> 01:46:28,068
♪ YOU'RE THE SONG
I WAS DESTINED TO KNOW ♪
1591
01:46:28,103 --> 01:46:32,620
♪ AND I ONLY SING FOR YOU
1592
01:46:39,448 --> 01:46:43,413
♪ YOU WENT AWAY
1593
01:46:43,448 --> 01:46:45,655
♪ I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
1594
01:46:45,689 --> 01:46:50,275
♪ YOU'D LEAVE SO MANY DREAMS
BEHIND YOU ♪
1595
01:46:53,275 --> 01:46:57,793
♪ THOUGHT I'D BE FINE
JUST BEING ALONE ♪
1596
01:46:58,793 --> 01:47:02,000
♪ I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE
1597
01:47:04,172 --> 01:47:07,517
♪ BUT MY HEART
HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN ♪
1598
01:47:08,724 --> 01:47:13,344
♪ AND WOULD ONLY SING
FOR YOU ♪
1599
01:47:19,862 --> 01:47:25,827
♪ YOU'RE IN
THE SOUND OF RAIN ♪
1600
01:47:25,862 --> 01:47:30,103
♪ CLOUDS IN A WINTER SKY
1601
01:47:31,344 --> 01:47:35,827
♪ IN A THOUSAND
UNSAID WORDS ♪
1602
01:47:35,862 --> 01:47:42,068
♪ IN A THOUSAND
CRAZY REASONS WHY ♪
1603
01:47:42,103 --> 01:47:47,034
♪ YOU WERE MEANT TO FLY
1604
01:47:48,103 --> 01:47:49,724
♪ SO FLY FOR ME
1605
01:47:50,793 --> 01:47:52,931
♪ AND DAY BY DAY
1606
01:47:52,965 --> 01:47:57,931
♪ I'LL KEEP HOPING
YOUR HEART REMINDS YOU ♪
1607
01:48:01,034 --> 01:48:06,000
♪ NOTHING BUT LOVE
CAN STAND IN OUR WAY ♪
1608
01:48:06,034 --> 01:48:09,344
♪ BUT LOVE
CAN SEE US THROUGH ♪
1609
01:48:11,344 --> 01:48:15,103
♪ MAYBE THAT'S ALL
I WANTED TO SAY ♪
1610
01:48:16,344 --> 01:48:21,862
♪ I WILL ALWAYS
SING FOR YOU ♪
1611
01:48:27,172 --> 01:48:38,448
♪ I WILL ALWAYS
SING FOR YOU ♪♪
1612
01:48:40,137 --> 01:48:42,448
[ up-tempo,
beat-driven music plays ]
1613
01:49:27,965 --> 01:49:31,206
Man: SO YOU WENT TO THIS CAMP.
WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
1614
01:49:31,241 --> 01:49:33,965
I WAS CONSISTENTLY MISCAST--
1615
01:49:34,000 --> 01:49:38,758
TITUS ANDRONICUS,
STANLEY KOWALSKI.
1616
01:49:38,793 --> 01:49:42,137
THEN THERE WAS THE YEAR
THEY COULDN'T FIND A GIRL
TO CAST AS ANNIE,
1617
01:49:42,172 --> 01:49:43,793
SO I PLAYED "ANDY."
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