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Isn't he adorable?
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My next door neighbor's cat
had kittens.
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Oh, you mean that
old bald cat with no tail?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, perfect.
Even she has kids before me.
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It's spring, Fran. Everyone
gets
a little hot and bothered.
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You know, the Discovery Channel
said it affects
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all living orgasms.
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Orgasms, Val?
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What were you watching,
Norm Crosby's wild kingdom?
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Excuse me, you just
finished exercising.
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What are you doing
eating cake, Sylvia?
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- Carrot cake, vegetable.
- Oh, excuse me.
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I need a reward.
I just skated my butt off.
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Not really.
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I'm going for
a whole new, youthful look.
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I've been killing myself all
week trying to drop a pound.
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How does Mr. Sheffield
keep in shape?
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Running from commitment.
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Oh, here's Carl Lewis now.
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Well, I'm off to London,
Ms. Fine,
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- to catch Celine Dion
in concert.
- Ooh!
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Yeah. I'm gonna try and
talk her into doing Broadway.
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I'm leaving at 6:00.
[SNIFFS]
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What is that intoxicating
scent you have on?
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Well, I'm not, uh...
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Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, it's a snuggle.
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You look very fetching
in that robe.
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What do you mean?
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I packed your bags, sir.
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Here's your passport, your
ticket, pictures of the
children
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and one of Ms. Fine.
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You know, I almost got
this robe in pink too--
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You're taking
a picture of
me?
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Well, you are family, Ms.
Fine.
I have some of Niles in here.
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Yeah, well, meanwhile,
he ain't wearing a bikini.
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Oh, I am in this one.
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Anyway, I'll be gone
for three whole days.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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Aww.
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So if you need me,
I'll be at the Connell.
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Okay, have a safe trip.
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Can you believe that guy?
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He sniffs my snuggles,
and then he's out of
here.
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That is it.
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You know, I am
just
putting an end
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to this whole cat and mouse
thing for once and for all.
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- Oh, my God, Fran,
how romantic.
- What?
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You're gonna follow him
to London
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and then rekindle the passion
you guys had in Paris. Ah!
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Well, I-- I was gonna quit,
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but your way's good, too.
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Yeah.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing to theSheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there to sellmakeupbut the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed thatthe girl we've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran ♪♪♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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What does this remind you of?
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[CHUCKLES]
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It reminds me of Ms. Fine--
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Ms. Fine!
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What the devil
are you doing
here?
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Well, apparently, I'm blowing
40,000 frequent flyer miles.
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Look, forgive me, I'm just--
I'm just a little confused.
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Well, I thought
when a couple's been together
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as long as we have,
it would be nice
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to get away
from the kids and work
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so that we can
rekindle our romance.
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What romance?
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Mr. Sheffield, you know,
playing hard to get doesn't
really work with me.
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Why don't you just go for it?
See if I back off.
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Ms. Fine, look,
I'm suffering from
jetlag.
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And I don't want
to say anything wrong
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because God knows
you'll never let me forget
it.
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Well, what could you
possibly
say that's wrong?
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First, let's just get you your
own room, shall we?
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My own room.
Well, two
seconds.
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There's a new world record.
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Look, Ms. Fine,
I'm here on business.
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I can't just drop everything.
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[TWIGGY: "A NIGHTINGALE SANG
IN BERKELEY SQUARE" PLAYING]
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♪♪ That certain night ♪♪
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♪♪ The night we met ♪♪
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♪♪ There was magicabroad in the air ♪♪
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♪♪ There were angels dining ♪♪
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♪♪ At the Ritz ♪♪
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♪♪ And a nightingale sang ♪♪
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♪♪ In Berkeley Square ♪♪
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♪♪ The moon that lingeredover London town ♪♪
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♪♪ Poor puzzled moon ♪♪
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♪♪ He wore a frown ♪♪
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♪♪ How could he know we twowere so in love? ♪♪
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♪♪ The whole darn world ♪♪
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♪♪ Seemed upside down ♪♪
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♪♪ The streets of town ♪♪
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♪♪ Were paved with stars ♪♪
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♪♪ It was sucha romantic affair ♪♪
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♪♪ And when we kissed ♪♪
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♪♪ And said goodnight ♪♪
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♪♪ A nightingale sang ♪♪
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♪♪ In Berkeley Square ♪♪
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You know, explain to me
why I need a baby-sitter.
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I'm old enough to fly a
chopper
in the Israeli army.
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Look, Fran loves us.
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She just wants to make sure
we're left in good hands.
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You know, this chair is
going.
I can feel all the springs.
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That's because
you sat on me, Yetta.
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What?
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Smart.
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Doing it gradually,
so no one would
notice.
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Same way you became a woman.
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What do you think, Yetta?
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I can't comment on the hair
until you take off that
beret.
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Who is it you look
like?
Wait, I know. Do
this.
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[IMITATING JERRY LEWIS]
Hey, lady!
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Can we be serious
for a moment?
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Mr. Sheffield telephoned,
he hasn't seen Celine Dion
yet.
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Well, what's he
doing in London?
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One would hope Ms. Fine.
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[CELINE DION: "IT'S ALL
COMING BACK TO ME NOW"
PLAYING]
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♪♪ But when you touchme like this ♪♪
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♪♪ And you hold me like that ♪♪
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♪♪ It was not long ago ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's allcoming back to me ♪♪
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♪♪ If you see me like this ♪♪
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♪♪ If you need me like that ♪♪
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♪♪ It was dead long ago ♪♪
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♪♪ But it's allcoming back to me ♪♪
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♪♪ The fleshand the fantasies ♪♪
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♪♪ All coming back to me ♪♪
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♪♪ I can barely recall ♪♪
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♪♪ All coming back to me now ♪♪
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Oh!
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Oh, isn't she
just
incredible.
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She'll be a sensation
on Broadway.
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Oh, would you look
at these gorgeous
clothes.
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Oh, how I wish that I had a job
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where I could change
into designer outfits
every five minutes.
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- Ooh!
- Excuse me,
where's the sound man?
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Thanks. Excuse me,
you know, when I sang
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there was, like, those
weird
feedbacks in my ears
like,
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- "Waah, waah, waah!"
- What? You sounded gorgeous.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Okay, never mind. I have
found
the source of the problem.
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Celine, you were wonderful,
just wonderful.
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Yeah. Great. Great.
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So tell me, have you
given any more thought
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to the kind of Broadway show
you'd like to do?
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Actually, yes, I would
love to do, like, a show
with my musical family.
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Do you know that my mom
wrote the first song that
I have ever recorded.
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- Oh.
- You know, it goes like this.
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[SINGING IN FRENCH]
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- It's such a great song.
- Oh, is that beautiful.
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You know, my mother
wrote the first song
that I ever sang, too.
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[SINGING IN YIDDISH]
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- Like, charming.
- [CHUCKLING]
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I'm sorry for
rushing.
I really have to
go.
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You know, this is my only
time
while I'm in London
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to really indulge my
passion for shopping.
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Oh, you got a passion
for shopping.
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I swear, if you weren't
Canadian, internationally
successful
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and can carry a tune,
I'd think that we were
separated at birth.
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Yeah, well, Celine,
well, what about our project?
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Um, you know, I'll let you know.
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I'm just, like,
not ready to make a commitment.
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How's it feel, baby?
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So, what do you want to do now?
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Oh, I'll tell you,
after the day we had today
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all I want to do is take off
my clothes and get into bed.
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Tired?
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No.
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[BOTH MOANING]
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
Mr. Sheffield...
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Where'd he go?
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Ms. Fine, I-- I can't,
I'm sorry.
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I just--
I just can't.
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Mr. Sheffield, is there
something that you
haven't told me,
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something that might
have happened in the Falklands?
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No, of course not!
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No, I'm talking about this.
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I'm talking about
what we were about to do.
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It-- It just all seems wrong.
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Well, you know, now, I don't
know if I'm coming or going.
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I mean, you keep giving
me
mixed messages.
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- You act like you want me.
- Well, of course I want you.
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You're a very sexy,
beautiful woman.
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You know, now would be a good
time to end this argument.
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Ms. Fine, don't you see?
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Don't you see what
we were about to do here
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was a very serious
step to take?
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Oh, you're not just
a one-night stand.
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Me? Oh, yeah.
No, of course not.
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Look, Mr. Sheffield,
you know, I always
thought
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that we were going
to end up together,
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but if it ain't
gonna happen now,
it ain't gonna
happen.
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I didn't say it'll
never happen.
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Well, I think that my chances
are only going to decrease
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as I slowly morph into Yetta.
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Four years, it's enough already.
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I can't take it anymore,
it's too difficult.
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I'm out of here.
I got to go out of here--
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Look, Ms. Fine,
I am not giving into my
urges.
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The stakes are far too high.
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- I'm a bloody gentleman,
after all.
- [PHONE RINGING]
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Yes, what is it?
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Oh, Ms. Fine, don't go.
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I'm sorry. I can't
take it
anymore. It's over.
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- Niles just had a heart
attack.
- [GASPS]
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[♪♪♪]
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I can't believe Niles had
a heart attack.
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Why did I ever leave home?
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Why did I ever go to London?
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Ms. Fine, you
can't
blame yourself.
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Was I talking to you?
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C.C., thank God!
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- Where is he? Is he all right?
- He's in there, I don't know.
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Maxwell, everything
was perfectly normal.
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I said to Niles, "I wish
I'd gone to England with you."
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And he said, "Oh, sure,
You could have visited
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your old neighborhood,
Stonehenge."
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00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:15,150
And I said, "Oh, you mean
the place where the rocks
are older than yours?"
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Which I thought was so clever.
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And then the scariest
thing happened!
241
00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:22,133
He had the heart attack?
242
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:23,483
- No, not yet.
- Oh.
243
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,300
There I was,
waiting for a zinger...
244
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,200
- ...and nothing.
- [GASPS]
245
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,200
I even set him up again.
I said,
246
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:33,166
"Don't make me get ugly."
247
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,400
But his eyes just rolled up
into his head
248
00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,383
and he collapsed on the floor!
249
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,100
[SOBBING]
250
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,433
- Oh!
- [GASPS]
251
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,366
I killed him!
252
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,166
It's all my fault!
253
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,483
Oh, don't leave me!
254
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:55,500
My, Hector! Who is she?
255
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:06,100
Doctor, I'm Maxwell
Sheffield,
Niles's employer.
256
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:07,200
How is he?
257
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,183
Well, he suffered
a mild heart attack,
258
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:10,416
but I'm very optimistic.
259
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,000
Come on, you can see him.
260
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,483
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, look,
he looks so helpless.
261
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,416
Oh, Doctor, listen, this man
has stood by me my whole life.
262
00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,100
You have to help him,
whatever it takes.
263
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,366
Money is no object.
264
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,466
[SOBBING] Oh, God,
look at him!
265
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,316
How can he not have dyed
his eyebrows too?
266
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,200
He's going to be fine.
267
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,416
He just needs to cut down
on the goose liver pate,
268
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,400
the brie and
the chocolate
mousse.
269
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:41,433
So this Godiva
would be poison for him.
270
00:15:41,466 --> 00:15:44,330
But it'll help us through
this stressful time.
271
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:49,366
ALL: Mmm!
272
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,830
So, Doctor, is he--
is he comfortable?
273
00:15:54,116 --> 00:15:56,350
He's on ten
milligrams
of morphine.
274
00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:59,500
Oh, he's "Cheech & Chong"
comfortable.
275
00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:02,450
[♪♪♪]
276
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- Ms. Fine.
- Mr. Sheffield.
277
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,350
[SIGHS] Ms. Fine,
I just wanted to
say
278
00:16:10,383 --> 00:16:13,166
how much I
appreciate
your standing by me
279
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,830
at this difficult time.
280
00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:17,400
Well, let's just get
something straight.
281
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,116
I'm not staying here
for you.
282
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,160
While Niles is in the hospital,
283
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,433
I just want to make sure
that the children
284
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,330
have a home-cooked meal.
285
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,400
And when you cook
tonight's meal,
286
00:16:27,433 --> 00:16:30,160
please do remember
the action figure.
287
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,450
We still don't have a Yoda.
288
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:37,500
Well, excuse me
for ordering in.
289
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,366
It's just that I did have
a whole house to clean.
290
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,660
Mm.
291
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:45,160
I'm done with the toilets
and I'm never having boys.
292
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:51,150
Well, I'm surprised
you didn't send
293
00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:53,333
Brighton and Maggie
to pick up my dry cleaning.
294
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,150
Don't be ridiculous.
295
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:58,500
Okay. Get upstairs.
Move, move, move!
296
00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:04,660
Oh, Ms. Babcock.
297
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:07,400
Hey, would you like
a cup of coffee?
298
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,483
That is not coffee. It's gravy.
299
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,366
Oh, thank you, Nanny
Fine.
I miss him so much.
300
00:17:18,466 --> 00:17:22,333
You know, I was gonna make
a highball in a dribble cup
301
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:26,116
but it's so messy, and,
well, the kids are all
busy.
302
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:29,660
I know everyone thought
Niles and I hated each other,
303
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:32,166
but that's the only way
I can have a relationship.
304
00:17:33,483 --> 00:17:36,366
When you really get to know me,
I'm not a well woman.
305
00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:40,366
I know. I know.
306
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,183
And look, you're
being so sweet.
307
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:45,133
- I really should find
a way to repay you.
- Oh.
308
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,383
But I won't.
It's just not who I am.
309
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:52,433
[♪♪♪]
310
00:17:57,330 --> 00:18:00,233
Hi, Doc. I brought Niles
some homemade fudge.
311
00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,100
Can he eat that yet?
312
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,283
- No.
- No?
313
00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:09,000
BOTH: Mmm!
314
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:16,283
Oh, Niles.
315
00:18:17,216 --> 00:18:19,333
Look at you, so sweet.
316
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,100
I wish there was
something
I could do for you.
317
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,316
Oh, Niles,
everything is such a
mess.
318
00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:43,483
I wish you were awake so I
could
talk to about Mr. Sheffield.
319
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,183
You wanted us to get
together
even more than Ma.
320
00:18:47,216 --> 00:18:49,350
Well, maybe not more than Ma.
321
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,383
Look how sweet you look.
322
00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:58,333
What's going on in
that
little head of yours?
323
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:03,383
Oh, come on, Mr. Sheffield,
it's been 22 years.
324
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:06,266
Can't you tell me that
you love me already?
325
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,116
Ms. Fine...
326
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,300
I'm concerned
about the children.
327
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,116
But Gracie is 40.
328
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:35,330
Maxwell, I'm sorry I'm late but
my date kept me out all night.
329
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,466
Oh, did he change
the locks on you
again?
330
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:47,200
Actually, I didn't
even have a date.
331
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:49,660
I lied to make you jealous.
332
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:52,266
- Did it work?
- Well, let's find out.
333
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,366
Wait a minute. I thought
you two hated each other.
334
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,250
Oh, Ms. Fine, you're no Niles.
335
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:01,333
You don't know everything
that goes on in this house.
336
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,366
Oh, Ms. Fine, I'm
sorry.
I'll wait outside.
337
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,333
Oh, that's all right,
Mr. Sheffield. You can stay.
338
00:20:13,366 --> 00:20:15,483
We can share Niles.
339
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,483
He's like our... love child.
340
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,266
Well, you know, it's very nice
of you to bring him something,
341
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,250
but you know
he cannot have sweets.
342
00:20:26,283 --> 00:20:29,330
- Well, it's just dried fruit.
- Oh, well, that he can have.
343
00:20:30,483 --> 00:20:35,316
You know, Ms. Fine,
it's so strange seeing
him
lying there like this.
344
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,266
You know, even since
we were children,
345
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,160
he's always been my protector.
346
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,383
He helped me get through Eaton.
347
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:44,500
I wasn't much of a scholar.
348
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,266
He helped me get girls.
349
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,150
Yeah, well, a guy with a
butler
is a major turn-on.
350
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:54,350
You know, Ms. Fine,
when he gets well,
things
are gonna be different.
351
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:58,216
Mm-hm. For a
start,
I'm gonna give
Niles
352
00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:01,383
No, I'll need him
Saturdays.
Uh...
353
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,450
Oh, I'll tell you, it really
makes you think, doesn't it?
354
00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:08,830
- How unpredictable
life can be?
- That's right.
355
00:21:08,116 --> 00:21:10,233
That's why you have to live
every day to the fullest.
356
00:21:10,266 --> 00:21:13,116
Mm-hm. You never know
when it's gonna be your last.
357
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:14,383
Nope.
358
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:34,450
FRAN: Oh, Mr. Sheffield!
359
00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:43,483
Niles, oh, I'm so
glad you're awake.
360
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160
How are you feeling?
361
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,116
Is there anything
I can get for you?
362
00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,300
Well, I--
363
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,483
I would like
another pillow.
364
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,483
Of course.
365
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,150
- [DRAWS CURTAIN]
- [SCREAMS]
366
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,300
FRAN: All of this here
atThe Nanny
367
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:13,450
for 100 fabulous episodes.
368
00:22:13,483 --> 00:22:15,283
We couldn't have done it
without you.
369
00:22:15,316 --> 00:22:18,330
Here's to 100 more.
370
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:19,466
Ma!
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