All language subtitles for The Nanny S02E11 The Strike 1080p WEB-DL DD2 0 H 264-squalor_track3_[eng]

Morning, Niles.

God save the queen.

I don't look too much
like a roll of
Lifesavers?

Yes, but the flavor
goes on and on.

Oh, Niles, it's
always
the quiet ones.

I wanna wear this to Mr.
Sheffield's big opening night,

but I gotta practice
sitting in it.

Whoa!

That looks natural.

Well, maybe if I
sat
on the aisle?

Oh. Oh, thanks.

Well, here it is,
a full-page ad in today's
paper.

"Opening tonight,Norma,
a musical adaptation

ofNorma Rae,
produced by Maxwell Sheffield

and C.C.Boobcock"?

"Boobcock"?

I proofread this ad copy
myself,
and then I gave it to Niles

to send to
the
messen...

...ger.

Oh, how embarrassing.

Someone at that ad agency
must have it in for you.

Oh, who would've thought
that I would love a
musical

about a union organizer
sorely in need of dress
shields?

But I'll tell ya, I'm still
humming the sweat-shop number.

Mm-hm.

So, Niles, you
haven't told me

what you thought
of the preview, hmm?

Oh, it was wonderful, sir.

Those three hours
and 15 minutes flew by

like three hours and 10.

Yes, and what a novel idea
not to have an intermission.

Yes, thank you.
I'm very proud of the
show.

Well, you should be.

I know my whole family
is gonna see it.

We're union workers
from way back.

My aunt Tessie
was "or blouse."

What's "or blouse"?

You know, from the commercial.

♪ Look for the union label ♪

♪ When you are buying a coat
Dress or blouse ♪

Yes, well, let's all break a
leg
tonight, shall we?

Oh, you won't need luck,
Mr. Sheffield,

not with the hit play you've
got
on your hands, Mister.

[SMOOCHES]

Niles, I'm not kissing up.

It's a very important play.

If I don't sit through it again,

how am I gonna
get to the party?

Come on. Don't you wanna
hobnob with celebrities?

Miss Fine, I've been
to scores of these,

and as yet no one
has hobbed my nobs.

Well, maybe you should try

wearing something
a little more
low-cut.

[THEME SONG PLAYS]

♪ She was workin'
In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪

♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair
She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly what
The doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪

♪ The nanny named Fran ♪

Fran, what do you
think
about this one?

Oh, honey, that is
entirely too revealing.

No, no, no. It makes you
look cheap and tawdry.

Go put it back in my closet.

Fran, Brighton says
he can see up my dress

when I wear my Mary Janes.

Oh, sweetie,
don't listen to him.

They make you look very leggy.

Oh, I see you're wearing the new
Barbie underpants I bought you.

[SCREAMS]

Say, Fran, could I go
to that new mall in
Jersey

with Kyle and a couple of guys?

Which Kyle?
The one with the braces

or the one
that smells like cheese?

Uh, cheese.

Oh, good.
The other one's weird.

How you gonna get there?

His brother's driving.

How long has he had his license?

A while.

A while, "10 years,"

or a while, "he still looks
like
the picture on his license"?

Oh, B, I don't think so.

I don't want you
getting into a car

with a bunch of boys that
just drive fast and act fresh,

and then the next thing
you know,

you're hitchhiking
on the Jersey turnpike

wearing much too much makeup
for your age-- Oh.

I'm having
a hypoglycemic attack.

I better have a Godiva.

Oh, cheer up, honey.

Hey, I've been to that mall.

They don't even
have
a Judy's there.

Besides, tonight's your
father's
big opening night.

What if you got stuck
in traffic?

Then you'd miss
the whole thing.

I'm not that lucky.

Hm...nougat.

Say, Dad, could I
go
to the mall with
Kyle?

Well, I don't know.
What does Miss Fine say?

Well, you see, she was
kind of leaning towards
no.

But between you and me,

I think she's just
a little
overprotective.

Which is fine for the girls,

but sometimes a man
needs to get away.

Maxwell...

I know what you mean.

Well, all right.
Off you go, huh?

Have fun.

Yesss!

♪ --terday ♪

♪ All my troubles
Seemed so far away
♪

♪ Now it looks as though
They're here to stay ♪

Well, the good news is, B,
I'm usually a very fair nanny.

The bad news is,

it's the 28th day
of the month.

Niles, how long are you gonna
polish that couch?

The fumes are rather
overwhelming.

After a while, you
don't
notice them, sir.

Hmm.

Oh, I couldn't resist
the infomercial.

"Unwanted dirt just
slides right off."

Voilà!

Cheers. Must be five
'clock
somewhere.

I haven't been
drinking,
Nanny Fine.

I just...
slid off the
couch.

And Ted Kennedy's nose
is just sun-damaged.

Mr. Sheffield,
you got a second?

Yes.
Well, Brighton--

Whoops! Time's up.
Goodbye, Nanny Fine.

Oh, you're
in a good mood.

Well, I'll take
care
of that.

Well, this sounds
like a must-miss.

I have to pick up my dress
from the cleaners anyway.

C.C.: Ooh!

[LOUD THUD]

It's also an
excellent
floor polish.

All right, Miss Fine,

what's all this
about Brighton?

Well, we've
got
a little
problem.

Brighton knew I didn't want
him
to go to the mall.

So he used you to undermine me.

Er, no, in all fairness,

he made it perfectly clear
you'd already said no.

Oh, well,
then I take it back.

We don't have
a little problem.

We've got a big problem.

[SIGHS]

Miss Fine,
don't you
think

you're being just a
bit
overprotective?

Ah, it's a...
It's a guy
thing.

Yeah, I--

I thought it was
appropriate
to just let him go.

And just how did you think
he was getting to Jersey?

He's going to Jersey!?

Just for the
future,
Mr. Sheffield,

when the kids
say,
"Fran said no,"

that's the big robot
saying,
"Danger, Will Robinson!"

You know, I could have
stayed in England.

I'll make it
simple
for you.

Children are
like
a brassiere.

One part of me says,
"Get out the window quick!"

But the other part
just has to know why.

Because they
divide
and separate.

Ah.

Your mother
never told you
that?

No, but we
always thought Mummy

should've talked more
about her underwear.

My point is that you
have to give me full
support.

You must back me up
no matter what.

All right, Miss Fine,
I promise,

if you promise no more
brassiere analogies.

Cross my heart.

[LAUGHS]

I don't want to hear that
you don't wanna go tonight.

That man works very hard
to put a roof over your head.

Now stop whining and go put on
your party clothes.

Oh, all right.

Don't give me that look.
- What look?

Oh, the look of
anticipation,
sir.

It's only four hours
tillNorma.

Try to hold on, man.

[SMOOCHES]

Do you smell cheese?

Oh, that's Kyle.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Alrighty, I'm going
to the mall like you
said.

Uh, uh, I've changed my mind.

Brighton, you're staying home.

A-and when Miss Fine says no,
it means no.

Hm.

Good afternoon,
Munster...
er, Master Kyle.

Dad, nothing's
gonna happen.

Look, I think I've made
myself perfectly clear.

Is someone making
grilled cheese?

I think Kyle's
just a little overheated.

Take your coat off, honey.

Hello, I'm, uh,
Peter Bidwell.

I'll be driving the
boys
to the mall.

You must be
Mr.
Sheffield.

Yes.
- How do you do, sir?

I saw your last play.
Brilliant.

Really?

What was your favorite part?
- No...

Mr. Sheffield...
- Well, Miss Fine...

He seems like a perfectly
responsible young man.

Yeah, too bad he's not
the one driving.
- What?

I'll bet you dollars for
donuts
this kid is the decoy.

We used to send
Bridget O'Malley

in her parochial
uniform
to the door.

Meanwhile, behind the
wheel
is sittin' Debbie Kudler,

burning her boyfriend's
initials
in her forearm.

Watch and learn.

Lovely home you have here.

Peter, I've never
met you before.

Where do you go to school?

Um, right around the corner.

Oh. Who are you studying with?

Hammacher or Schlemmer?

Uh...

Shhh...

Schlemmer?

Okay. Where'd they
dig you up from?

The Gap.

How much are they paying ya?

Twenty.

Twenty?

Boy, Bridget used to do it
for a pack of Kents.

Well, you're busted,
you guys.

Uh, sorry,
guys.
No refunds.

Kyle, you paid him!?

Well, if he's not drivin',
then I'm not goin'.

Get out.

Oh, man, that was close.

Brighton!
- Allow, me, Miss Fine.

Brighton, you are grounded.
- Ha.

Furthermore, you're not
going to the show tonight.

Oh.

Oh. But I've only
seen it once.

You should've thought
of that before.

Oh, well.

Freeze!

Mr. Sheffield...

I think you're being
just a little too
severe.

He's really a good boy.

No, I'm not.

I'm bad, very bad.

He wants to come with us
and see the play again.

All three acts.

Well...

Oh, but I don't deserve it!

Oh, baby, you do.

You really do.

FRAN:
Mr. Sheffield.

Another opening,
another shrimp.

Miss Fine, what were
those two women

behind you complaining about?

Oh, who knows?
Something about not
being able to see.

What'd you think, Niles?

Hm?
- Niles?

Nicks are up by two.

Maxwell, the photographers
want to take a picture of us.

Go on, Nanny Fine. Free shrimp.

You don't have
to tell me twice.

Mr. Sheffield, could we get a
photo of you and Miss Boobcock?

Right.
Now, shall we?

Wait a minute.
Are the busboys on
strike?

Oh, my God.
Those poor people!

Who's gonna
clear their tables?

Miss Fine, after you.

Mr. Sheffield,
I can't go in
there.

My mother had three rules.

Never make contact
with a public
toilet...

never, ever, ever
cross a picket
line...

What was the third one?

Oh, yeah, never wear
musk oil to the zoo.

Miss Fine, you're embarrassing
me. Now, come along.

I can't! My Aunt "Or Blouse"
would roll over in her grave.

Which was paid for by her union.

Now, will you please
come in before this

turns into a spectacle?
- No, no!

I can't! Stop it.
- Would...? Let's go, Miss Fine.

Would you please--?
- No!

[CAMERA CLICK]

Mr. Sheffield's
big night last night.

Well, you know what I'll do
just to defuse the situation?

I'll tell him
how adorable he is,

compliment him on his accent.

And if that fails,
I can always turn on the
tears.

He's a real sucker for crying.

Oh, hi, Niles.

Hello.

Can you drop me off
at Unemployment?

Good morning, Miss Fine.

Entertainment section,
please, Niles.

Oh, don't bother.
I've already scoured the
paper.

I didn't see any mention
of our little incident.

It was a coupon?

Let's imagine what this
picture
would have look liked, hm?

Miss Fine!

How could you do this to me?

Well, I'm sorry, but the
Fines
don't cross picket lines.

It's against our religion.

Like eating pork.

Well, you eat bacon.

No, I don't!

You most certainly do too.

All right, but only
if it's very crispy

or in a club sandwich.

And don't ever
tell my
grandmother.

She eats it as well.

Oh, all right,
we all do.

Mr. Sheffield, what part
of
England do you come from?

You have such
a gorgeous accent.

Miss Fine...

[WHINING]
Well, you don't
understand
anything!

[MIMICKING]
Oh, I understand
a lot more than you think.

Oh, what's the use?

You blue bloods just don't
know
from us blue-collars.

[SCOFFS] Oh, so now
I don't appreciate

the plight of
the working man, hm?

Look, I have a job.

Ha!

I'm a working stiff,
just like the next guy.

Oh, Niles,
what is this on my
shoe?

Daddy, I need the limo.

I have a riding lesson
after school.

But I have a play date
with Ivanka Trump.

One of you'll just have to
take
the town car, won't you?

[BOTH GIRLS SIGH]

There. See. We have problems
just like everyone else.

Maxwell, you are never
gonna believe what happened!

There was a message
on your answering machine?

No, no.
The box office does--

No!

The box office
doesn't
open for a hour,

and there's already a
line
around the block.

And
wants us on her show
today!

Oh! I love her.

She's the best. You know,
Oprah goes up and down,

but Sally maintains
her ideal weight.

C.C., Sally isn't
inviting us
to chat up the show.

She just wants to talk about

that bloody picket line
incident.

Maxwell,
Maxwell,
Maxwell.

She isn't gonna be
the only one with a
mike.

I will just paint
Nanny Fine as a...

disgruntled nut.

Disgruntled nut?

That could work.

Well, maybe we should go.

I suppose I could try
some damage control.

Maxwell, leave it to me.
I can fix anything.

You can fix anything?

C.C., there is a
billboard
in Times Square

that says "Boobcock".

Where's Steadman?

That'sOprah.
This isSally.

Oh.

OVER P.A.: Five, four,
three, two--

[APPLAUSE]

Well, today we have
the producers ofNorma,

which opened on Broadway
yesterday,

to rave reviews, I might add.

[APPLAUSE]

[UNDER BREATH] See, I told you
you were worried about nothing.

Max, isn't it ironic
that you are producing a play

that is pro-union...

and yet, you were photographed

dragging an employee
across the picket line?

[APPLAUSE]
- [CHUCKLES] I know, I know.

Oh, would you look at the
size
of that picture!

I wonder how much it would cost
to get that framed.

Well, uh, Sally, first of all,
I want to go on record as
saying

thatNorma
nearly
300 union members.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Nanny Fine is
a disgruntled nut!

Oh, look, my name's on TV.

Well, look at who
we have here.

Fran Fine,
the nanny!

[APPLAUSE]
- Hi, Sally.

Why don't you join them
on stage.

Oh, no, I couldn't...
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

Oh, well,
for the
people.

Why don't you move over,
Miss, uh, Boobcock.

Max, did you know
that there was a strike?

Well, no, of course not, Sally.
But what was I supposed to do?

Everyone was already inside.

I mean, cast members,
celebrities, the press.

I called Beefsteak Charlie's.
They don't have a booth for
312.

Wow. That's a lot
of important people.

What did you expect him
to do, Fran?

Fran?

Fran!

Oh!

I'm sorry.

Well, you know, I understood
why he crossed the picket
line.

Why can't he understand
why I couldn't?

I thought we
were
supposed to

back each other up,
no matter what.

Oh, so I'm just supposed to
play
along with everything you say?

Apparently, I'm supposed to
play
along with everythingyou

Now--
- Hold it folks.

What--? Max, what are we
really talking about here?

I mean, in one word.

Support.

Good.

Fran, in one word.

One word?
Good bloody luck.

Hey, Mr. They-Had-to-Turn-
the-Music-on-

to-Get-You-off-the-Stage-
at-the-Tony-Awards.

[MOUTHS SILENTLY]
SALLY: Kids!

Maxwell, will you at least
concede that perhaps

you could have been
a little bit more sympathetic

to Fran's feelings
on the picket line?

Well, I suppose I...

Maybe...

Might...

Could've been...

I missed that, Sally.

You're gonna have to
send me a transcript.

Well, look, it was a
very
important night for
me.

You're important to me.
Ergo, I wanted you
there.

"Ergo"?
Who's Ergo?

Sally, Sally.

Look, look, girlfriend!

Didn't you hear
what the man just said?

He said
you're important to him!

Is that what you said?

Yes.

[AUDIENCE SIGHS]

Well, why can't they
just communicate?

You know, if we were
running the world,

there'd be no wars,
right, girls?

AUDIENCE:
Yeah.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
MAXWELL: Right, right.

Right, because--

because there'd
be so much bloody
talk,

there'd be no time for war,
isn't that true, gentlemen?

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Boy, that Sally
is one fantastic interviewer.

She gets things out of you that
you didn't even know were there.

That tax shelter where
you hid all that money,

I don't know how that came out.

[CLEARS THROAT]
Well, it wasn't
a total disaster.

It seems our appearance
shamed the hotel

into settling
with the
busboys.

Oh, that makes me feel good,
'cause, you know,

they work so hard,
and all they really needed

was to be treated
with a little human dignity.

I thought you'd like that.

They settled
for $8 an hour.

What!? For bringing water?

That you have to ask
16 times for?

And then they take your plate
before you're through.

Mmm. Then you know
they're eating it in the back.

Oh, Niles, we are gonna
have to get organized.

We're being exploited.

Amen. Would you like
some foie gras?

Nah, I've had it
up to here with beluga.

Yes, life is
tough,
isn't it, folks?

Mm, he should only walk
a mile in my shoes.

Oh, Miss Fine,you
walk
a mile in your shoes.

[LAUGHS]

[BOTH HUM
"LOOK FOR THE UNION LABEL"]

♪ ..or blouse ♪

Oh, Sally is very classy.

The way she handled
those bisexual Siamese
twins...

I'll tell ya, Geraldo
really sensationalized
it,

but Sally handled it
with a plum.

That's "aplomb,"
Miss Fine.

No, it was a plum.

What the devil do
bisexual Siamese twins

have to do with a plum?