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WOMAN:
Oh, my God, will
you look at that?
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[WOMEN CHATTERING]
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What is that?
- Oh, no.
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Fran's giving
her mother's canasta group
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a tour of the house.
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Cover your cheeks!
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And this is the very piano
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once played by Mr. Marvin
"The Way We Were" Hamlisch.
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[LADIES SQUEAL]
- Don't push, Frida.
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Oy, ever since they took you
off the estrogen,
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you're so aggressive.
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Not to mention
that five o'clock shadow.
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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Sorry. My girl
doesn't do windows.
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I thought I'd show her
it's not such a sin.
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Meet me in the kitchen,
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and I'll clean behind
the refrigerator.
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And this is the famous
Sheffield guest bathroom.
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I don't wanna drop names,
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but Liz Taylor did not leave
White Diamonds in there.
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Celebrities coming, going.
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I don't know how my Fran
stays so down to earth.
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[CHUCKLES]
Oh, Ma, please.
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People are people.
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We're all the same
under the eyes of...
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[SHE GASPS]
Ben Vereen!
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Oh, my God!
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Ohh!
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[LAUGHING] Oh, oh!
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DoRoots,
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And who are
these lovely ladies?
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Uh, I'm sorry, Ben.
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This is my nanny.
- Hi.
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Her mother
and, uh...
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The 1948 Israeli
luge team?
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DoPippin,
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Miss Fine, please.
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So I guess a highlight
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ofTenspeed and Brown Shoe
would be out of the question?
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[LAUGHS]
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So you're the one who saw that.
- Uh-huh.
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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C.C.:
Nanny Fine!
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What?
Mr. Vereen is a
very busy man.
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Comin' through,
comin' through!
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Now, can I give you a lift
back to the hotel?
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He can ride in the basket
with Toto.
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[LAUGHS]
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Ben, Ben, this show has been
a passion of mine for 20 years.
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And now with you,
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we have a surefire hit
on our hands.
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I hope I still
have the moves.
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[LADIES CHEERING]
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Bravo, bravo!
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I guess I do.
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FRAN:
I love you!
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I love you!
[GIGGLES]
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Well, you see,
people are people.
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He touched that, it's mine.
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MAXWELL:
Yes! I can't believe
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this play
is finally happening.
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Now, if we can just get
the financing in place.
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Fran, come here.
- What, Ma?
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We want to invest
our canasta winnings
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in Mr. Sheffield's play.
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Yourpishke?
- Yeah.
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Oh, Ma, don't be too fast
and loose with yourpishke.
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What?
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It hasn't been
touched in years.
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Oh! All right.
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Mr. Sheffield, they want
to give you theirpishke.
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Oh, well, she seems like
a lovely woman, but--
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No.
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This is Frida.
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Thepishke
from playing cards.
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[LAUGHS]
Oh, goody. We're made.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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What my partner
means to say is,
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though we appreciate
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your enthusiasm
for the theater, ladies,
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we cannot possibly
accept your--
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Twenty-five thousand dollars?
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You're in!
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[CHEERING]
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[THEME TUNE PLAYS]
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♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one
Of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out
on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there
to sell makeup ♪
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♪ But the father
saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair,
she was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became
The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
Niles!
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That's the spread
you're putting out
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for Mr. Sheffield's
big investor?
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My mother's got money
in this show.
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I want him walking out
with his pants spread
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and an Alka-Seltzer
foaming out of his mouth.
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Miss Fine, this is
beluga caviar,
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$100 an ounce.
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Niles, shopping tip.
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Lumpfish,
Price Club, $1.99.
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It can fill up
your whole bathtub.
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All right, Niles.
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Charles Haste will
be here any minute.
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What, is this all
you're serving?
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Told you so.
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Niles, I want everything
to be perfect.
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I've been wanting
to do this play
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since the beginning
of my career,
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and now finally C.C.
has found an investor
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that shares my vision.
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Oh, well, what's he do?
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He's a garbage man.
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But a very wealthy
and acclaimed one.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield, look at you.
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You seem like a virgin
on your wedding night.
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Not that I would know.
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Uh, because I've
never been married.
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Where the devil's C.C.?
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Well, it is raining
outside, sir.
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Perhaps she melted.
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Shall I see if there's
a pointy hat
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and Chanel suit lying
in the street?
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Well, let's just hope
my trashman comes through,
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or we'll lose the theater,
lose Ben Vereen,
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and it could be 20 years
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before the pieces
come together again.
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Well, then, what would happen
to my mother'spishke?
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Oh, well, surely, Miss Fine,
your mother realizes
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that investing in the theater
is a risky business.
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You're talking about
a woman whose idea of risk
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is wearing white pants
to Tony Roma's.
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Besides, she's already decided
how to spend the profit.
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She's gonna get
her whole face redone.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
it's a little premature.
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Really? I thought
she was long overdue.
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No, Miss Fine,
it's premature to spend it.
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I mean you,
you never know
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which way
a play is gonna go.
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Well, I don't like
the sound of this at all.
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You said it was
a surefire hit.
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That's my job,
to get investors.
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Believe me, I've tried
all the other arguments.
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"Wanna throw your money
down a rat hole?"
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"Theater is dying."
All of those.
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But, oddly enough,
the surefire hit routine
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is somehow more enticing.
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Well, how much
of your own dough
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did you stuff
down this turkey?
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Well, I never invest
in my own plays.
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Well, it would be rather like
a doctor operating on himself.
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Oh.
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Although I got a cousin
who's a urologist--
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Yes.
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Poor Pee-wee's off the air,
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and my cousin's
still practicing.
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Maxwell, is he here yet?
'Cause I am hot today.
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Some twit of a
tourist
tried to cheat me
out of a cab.
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I stunned him with my umbrella
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and kneed him
right in the big apple.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I don't know why some nice guy
hasn't snatched her up.
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Oh, my God,
my hair!
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Look, C.C.,
I'm counting on you.
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Haste fancies himself
a bit of a ladies man,
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so please do what you have to
to make yourself presentable.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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Shall I open the roof
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and strap her
to a lightning rod?
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[HISSES]
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No pressure, Miss Babcock,
but, you know,
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if you don't
make this happen,
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I know 12 canasta ladies
that are gonna come after you
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like the last piece of pastrami
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on a tray full of head cheese.
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Miss Fine, please.
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I'm going, I'm going.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
- All right.
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Let's just hope Mr. Haste
is in a generous mood.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Hate show business already.
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I had a harder time
getting here
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than I did coming down
the birth canal.
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Charles Haste.
How you doing?
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Maxwell Sheffield, hello.
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What on earth happened to you?
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Well, I was just
getting into a taxi
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when some big blond woman
kneed me in the groin,
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and then she clobbered me with
some hideous green umbrella.
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So, uh...
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where's your partner, C.C.?
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You know, she's the best fax
I ever had. [CHUCKLES]
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Well, Charlie, wh-what
do you say we just
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keep this between
us boys, eh?
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Oh, I gave that up
in camp, Sheffy.
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Let me tell you why
I'm getting into showbiz.
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I have made zillions
in waste management.
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But you just don't see
a lot of leg.
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And if you do, you're
calling Homicide.
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[LAUGHS]
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What exactly are you saying?
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What I'm saying,
no chick, no check, no deal.
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MAXWELL: Oh.
- Maxwell, is he here yet?
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Oof!
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Who's that?
Uh, that?
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Oh, you might
as well know,
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that was my partner,
Miss Babcock.
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All right,
come on out, C.C.
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Oh, no.
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Do I have a run
in my Hanes?
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Wh--
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That's not a run,
that's just a little snag.
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Oh.
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You got some clear polish?
I'll fix it for ya.
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Er, Miss, uh--
- Babcock, how do you do?
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What?
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You sounded a little
different on the phone.
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Uh...I switched to MCI.
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Oh, why?
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Because I have a
lot
of friends and
family.
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[BANGING ON DOOR]
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00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:07,400
What's that?
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00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:08,483
Uh, the dog.
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00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,183
We put her away because
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we didn't want her
to jump your leg.
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00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,433
We really need
to have her fixed.
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Shall we?
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Maxwell, Nanny Fine
can't possibly pass for me.
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She isn't in my class.
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She doesn't have
my breeding.
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Then perhaps she won't lick
herself in front of company.
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Maxwell, are you
gonna let him
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talk to me like that?
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Yes.
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00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,166
You attacked our investor.
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That's bad,
C.C., very bad.
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Maxwell--
- Sit.
255
00:09:45,483 --> 00:09:47,660
Is he gonna hit her
with a rolled-up newspaper?
256
00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:51,216
All right, we have exactly
three minutes to teach you
257
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,660
everything Miss Babcock
knows about the theater.
258
00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,116
We can do that and make
a two-minute egg.
259
00:09:56,116 --> 00:09:57,200
First, we open in Philadelphia.
260
00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:59,500
Oh, Philly, great.
261
00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:00,350
My Aunt Selma
lives in Philly.
262
00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:01,466
She's the one
with the miracle ear.
263
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,250
Oh, a bit deaf, eh?
264
00:10:03,283 --> 00:10:07,266
No! She has a miracle ear.
265
00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,150
When you look way inside,
you can see the Virgin Mary.
266
00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,400
She can't even
get her ears pierced
267
00:10:12,433 --> 00:10:13,216
because they keep healing.
268
00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:16,450
This is absurd.
269
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:19,100
Miss Fine, please!
270
00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:20,830
Miss Babcock.
- Miss Babcock.
271
00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:21,160
BOTH:
What?
272
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,266
Oh.
273
00:10:22,266 --> 00:10:24,150
You better call me C.C.
274
00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:25,133
After all,
we have been partners
275
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,116
for over 10 years.
276
00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,483
She's right, there needs to be
a certain level of intimacy.
277
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,233
I've always said that.
278
00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:31,233
HASTE: Sheffield?
279
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:32,483
Get out, get out!
280
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,150
Out, out out!
- Maxwell, it's raining!
281
00:10:40,483 --> 00:10:42,330
So where'd you guys
disappear to?
282
00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,250
We had to put the dog out.
283
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,383
All right,
Sheffield,
284
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,233
now, I've got a couple
of questions about the play.
285
00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:52,000
Now, the first--
286
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:54,233
Does she ever wear pants?
287
00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,266
'Cause then I'm out.
288
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,466
Now, second,
where's the play open?
289
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,383
Oh, I know that.
I know that.
290
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:04,316
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
I...
291
00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:07,160
Miss Babcock, would you
like some cream cheese?
292
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,250
We open in Kraft.
293
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,200
We open in Philly, Miss Fine--
294
00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:13,133
Uh, Babcock.
The fine Miss Babcock.
295
00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:14,300
Oh, that she is.
296
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,500
But, uh, moving on.
297
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:19,830
Act One...it's trash.
298
00:11:19,116 --> 00:11:20,200
I beg your pardon.
299
00:11:20,233 --> 00:11:22,366
It's a touching,
well-crafted--
300
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,000
Oh, it's got
flies on it, Sheffy.
301
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:27,366
I mean, we need a rock 'em,
sock 'em opening number.
302
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,433
Yeah, people go
to the theater after dinner.
303
00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:31,166
They got gas.
They need cover.
304
00:11:34,166 --> 00:11:36,266
Right, we need
a big number
305
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:38,166
so people can open
their candy wrappers.
306
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,330
Which they'll then
throw on the floor.
307
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,300
More garbage!
308
00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,416
Oh, that intermission
is gonna sound like
309
00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,166
Massachusetts
in the fall.
310
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,330
[CHUCKLES]
311
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,450
Now, about that check.
312
00:11:50,483 --> 00:11:53,250
I'm gonna give you that check
tomorrow evening over dinner.
313
00:11:53,283 --> 00:11:55,450
I've made reservations
at the Rainbow Room.
314
00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:58,330
I love that place!
315
00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,416
Oh, what a success story.
316
00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,400
They must do 20,
30 dumpsters a night.
317
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:04,233
No!
- Uh, C.C.? C.C.?
318
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,416
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
Where do you live?
319
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:08,283
Well, uh...
[CHUCKLES]
320
00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:09,400
You'd think I lived here.
I'm such a freeloader.
321
00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:13,400
Perhaps you have a business card
in your purse.
322
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,250
Good.
323
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,660
No,your
324
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,116
That's...my
325
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,133
It's the rage in Europe.
326
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:29,150
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
327
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:30,433
Okay, let's see.
328
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:34,116
We've got Retin-A and collagen.
329
00:12:34,150 --> 00:12:34,350
Oh, here, what's this?
330
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,316
Oh, the bill from my shrink.
331
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:38,250
Whoa, am I unhappy!
332
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,150
407 East 86th Street.
I'll send a limo.
333
00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:47,100
Niles, did you forget something?
334
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:47,266
Oh, yes.
Quite right, sir.
335
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:50,160
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
336
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,000
[TAPPING]
337
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:55,830
[TAPPING]
338
00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:57,250
[BANGING]
[INAUDIBLE SHOUTING]
339
00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:10,350
Oh, man, I'll never
get this game.
340
00:13:10,383 --> 00:13:12,216
What do you do
if you have four queens?
341
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,500
Gather round the piano
and sing songs fromGypsy.
342
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,150
Hi, guys.
343
00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:21,466
Oh, wow.
344
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,500
Fran, you look so hot
in that dress.
345
00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:25,466
Uh-oh. I'm supposed to look
like Miss Babcock.
346
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,466
I tried to dress
conservatively.
347
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:34,100
Niles, can you picture
Miss Babcock in this dress?
348
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,266
Not if I ever want to function
as a man again.
349
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:41,416
Sorry, Maggie, but three kings
beat four queens.
350
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,830
They do?
- Mm-hm.
351
00:13:43,116 --> 00:13:44,450
Brighton,
that is a big fat lie.
352
00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:46,383
Didn't I teach you anything?
353
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:49,233
Gee, I don't know,
C.C.,
354
00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:51,150
Well, that's an entirely
different thing.
355
00:13:51,183 --> 00:13:53,350
I am not lying.
I'm just pretending,
356
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:55,150
like in one of
your father's plays.
357
00:13:55,183 --> 00:13:57,000
Oh, so you're pretending
to be an actor?
358
00:13:58,383 --> 00:13:59,216
No. You're thinking
of Steven Seagal.
359
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,283
Besides, why aren't you
playing hide-and-seek
360
00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:06,283
with your sister Gracie?
361
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,183
She's been up in that hamper
for three-and-a-half hours.
362
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,500
Oh, she'll show.
363
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,400
How many days
can she go without food?
364
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,250
Well, about as long
as you can go
365
00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:15,266
without thatPlayboy
that's rolled up
366
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,250
inside your Lincoln Logs.
367
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,116
Ready or not,
here I come!
368
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,283
Okay, Niles, I'm off
to be Miss Babcock.
369
00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:26,116
Help me get into character.
370
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:27,450
Hit me with your best shot.
371
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,150
Oh, no, Miss Fine,
I couldn't possibly.
372
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:32,300
Oh, come on. "Hello, hello,
373
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,300
I'm C.C. Babcock,
off to go to work."
374
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,316
Your usual corner?
375
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,183
Oh.
376
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,483
I'm sorry. Miss Fine,
don't make me do this.
377
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,150
"I'm Miss Babcock,
378
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,333
and I'm off to get money...
from a man."
379
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:46,350
Don't forget
your change belt.
380
00:14:46,383 --> 00:14:47,216
Oh.
381
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,450
I hate myself.
[THEY LAUGH]
382
00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:52,416
Do it again.
[LAUGHS]
383
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:55,350
No, I have to go.
384
00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:57,233
Oh, come on, one more?
I'm hot.
385
00:14:57,266 --> 00:14:58,350
Oh, all right.
386
00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:00,283
And I'll make
this one easy.
387
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,216
"Niles, get me a drink.
I'm dog-tired."
388
00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:06,830
Dog...tired?
Come on.
389
00:15:06,116 --> 00:15:07,660
A drink for the dog.
I don't hear anything.
390
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,250
Oh, uh, uh...
391
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,350
Oh, Niles, get a life.
392
00:15:09,383 --> 00:15:11,316
Uh, oh...
393
00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:12,200
Oh, oh! I've got,
I've got it!
394
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,266
I'll leave the lid up
on the toilet bowl.
395
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:19,350
Officer.
396
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,483
[DOORBELL RINGS]
397
00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:32,400
Hi.
398
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,416
You finally got here.
399
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:35,200
Oh, this is nice.
400
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,233
Very warm.
401
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,330
Which way to Radiology?
402
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,100
Let me guess.
403
00:15:42,133 --> 00:15:43,330
The Heidi Fleiss Collection?
404
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,233
You told me to wear
something designer.
405
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,350
All right, I have prepared
a short dossier on myself.
406
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,300
[SIGHS]
407
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,500
Where I grew up...
408
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,133
went to prep school...
409
00:15:58,150 --> 00:15:59,200
when I came out.
410
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,133
You came out?
411
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:04,266
What are you always sniffing
around Mr. Sheffield for?
412
00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:08,216
My coming-out party,
Miss Fine.
413
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,333
I know. I heard you.
414
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:12,830
You know, now you
and your special friend
415
00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:13,216
can dance together
at Disneyland.
416
00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:20,283
Oh, aren't these lovely?
417
00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,450
Ooh, who are these people
in the picture?
418
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,366
That's my brother,
and that's my sister.
419
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,466
Oh. Wow,
isn'the
420
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,316
Yeah, he is, isn't he?
421
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:31,366
Come on.
Who is he?
422
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,100
Oh, just someone.
It's not important.
423
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,383
Oh, tell me, tell me.
424
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:35,400
He came with the frame, okay?
425
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,183
Oh, honey,
426
00:16:42,216 --> 00:16:43,466
there's nothing to
be ashamed of.
427
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,333
A lot of grown women do that.
428
00:16:47,116 --> 00:16:47,216
[UNDER BREATH]
So pathetic.
429
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,433
All right, now what do I do
430
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:53,133
if Haste wants
something to drink?
431
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:57,350
Oh, I've got gin, vodka,
bourbon.
432
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,000
You don't have anything
a little softer?
433
00:16:59,330 --> 00:16:59,433
Rum?
434
00:17:02,183 --> 00:17:04,160
It's a good thing that I carry
a can of Clamato with me.
435
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,183
Plus, if ever you
hit a skunk--
436
00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:08,233
Nanny Fine.
437
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:12,266
Meanwhile,
Miss Martha Stewart,
438
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,266
with half-a-million
dollars coming,
439
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,000
would it have hurt to squeeze
a little cheese on a Ritz?
440
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:19,266
Please, concentrate.
441
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,266
[DOORBELL RINGS]
442
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,660
Who is it?
443
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,250
Who do you think it is,
Ed McMahon?
444
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:24,133
Get in the closet.
445
00:17:27,183 --> 00:17:29,233
Charlie, hi.
446
00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:31,500
Hello!
Come on in, take a load off.
447
00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:32,166
That check must be heavy.
448
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,350
[HE CHUCKLES]
449
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,350
So this is your apartment?
450
00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:36,133
Uh-huh.
451
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,283
Doesn't look like you
at all.
452
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:38,483
[LAUGHS] Go hire
a straight decorator.
453
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,160
For you, C.C.
454
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,350
Oh, how lovely.
455
00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:47,433
Thank you so much.
456
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,116
Did you bring the half-a-mil?
457
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,166
C.C., I've been thinking.
458
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,250
I don't want to invest
that much.
459
00:17:52,283 --> 00:17:53,416
You don't?
460
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:56,830
No. I want to double it!
461
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:59,160
[C.C. MOANS]
462
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,000
Poltergeist.
463
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,330
I got the apartment
really cheap,
464
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,500
but I can't watch TV.
465
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,450
Gonna put those flowers
in a vase?
466
00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:10,383
Oh, yeah, sure, of course.
467
00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,366
If only I could figure out
where I put my vases.
468
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,500
Perhaps in the kitchen.
469
00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:15,330
Right, the kitchen.
Of course!
470
00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:17,350
That's a linen closet.
471
00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:21,183
The maid was here today.
472
00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:22,000
She never puts anything
back where it belongs.
473
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,333
Now, if I were a maid,
474
00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:26,433
where would I put
the kitchen?
475
00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:28,000
Oh, bingo.
476
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:28,383
[DOORBELL RINGS]
477
00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:32,166
Aren't you gonna get that?
478
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,500
Nah, it's just
my idiot neighbor.
479
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:35,133
You live in 6B!
480
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,350
Maxwell, what are
you doing here?
481
00:18:42,383 --> 00:18:44,330
C.C., I've come to my senses.
482
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:45,300
This is not how
I do business.
483
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,416
Are you crazy?
He is throwing money at her,
484
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,183
and she didn't even
have to put out.
485
00:18:49,383 --> 00:18:51,450
Hors d'oeuvres,
the cat.
486
00:18:51,483 --> 00:18:54,183
Anything...really.
487
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,450
I don't care how important
this play is to me.
488
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,166
Nothing is worth this.
489
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,433
He's up to a million.
490
00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:00,166
They're coming.
Get in the closet.
491
00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:05,200
I wouldn't eat that shrimp
if I were you.
492
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:07,000
God knows how long
it's been in there.
493
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:10,160
Oh, C.C., I'm an expert
on garbage.
494
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,300
This baby's got two,
three hours before it turns.
495
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,416
Want a bite?
- Uh, no.
496
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,466
As appealing as hepatitis
sounds...
497
00:19:17,183 --> 00:19:18,233
yellow is just
not my color.
498
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:24,000
Well, let's talk
about us.
499
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,366
You see,
I-I think, uh,
500
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,416
you and I see
eye to eye.
501
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,466
Uh, those aren't my eyes.
502
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,450
Well, don't you know that
little bald middle-aged men
503
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:38,100
have very high levels
of testosterone?
504
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,433
An ironic twist of fate.
505
00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:46,333
You see, I say,
let's dump Sheffield
506
00:19:46,366 --> 00:19:49,500
and make this a duet.
507
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:51,266
You said on the phone that
you're the brains,
508
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,300
and he's just a pretty face
in a blazer.
509
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:56,160
I
510
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,316
How dare... me.
511
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:00,416
[WHISPERING]
I said,
512
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,250
you were pretty great
513
00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:04,166
and a trailblazer.
514
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,250
Damn cellular phones.
515
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,300
Let me tell you
something.
516
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,416
Maxwell Sheffield is
a man of vision.
517
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:16,383
Sure, he passed onCats.
Not one of his finest hours.
518
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,330
But when everybody
was going crazy
519
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,383
wondering where to put
the Fiddler,
520
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:24,116
he's the one that said,
"Stick him on the roof."
521
00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:30,200
What does
Sheffield really have
522
00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:31,433
that I don't have?
523
00:20:31,466 --> 00:20:33,383
Well, for starters,
he doesn't have
524
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:34,200
a shrimp vein hanging
out of his tooth.
525
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,660
Mr. Sheffield
is a man of integrity.
526
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:43,183
When he believes in a play,
he will stick by it
527
00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:46,830
even if it takes him
20 years to mount.
528
00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:47,450
Whilst I, C.C. Babcock,
529
00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:48,416
will mount
just about anything.
530
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,333
[WHISPERS] Oh, there must be
a gun in here somewhere.
531
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:53,830
I'll say she was a burglar.
532
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:58,183
If you're going to stick
with that no-talent
Limey loser, then--
533
00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:01,200
Hey, hi, Sheffield.
534
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:03,250
Oh, she goes in,
he comes out.
535
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:04,316
This is like
a David Copperfield special.
536
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,830
Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing here?
537
00:21:09,116 --> 00:21:10,660
Just throwing out the trash.
538
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,366
C.C.:
Charlie!
539
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:16,366
[LAUGHING]
Do you want to hear
540
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,116
a really funny story?
541
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:23,316
Hello there.
Mr. Sheffield.
542
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,316
You were worried about me
543
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:28,150
so you were peeking
through the keyhole?
544
00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:30,133
Oh, how sweet.
545
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:32,366
You don't do that
at home, do you?
546
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,166
[SIGHS]
547
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,316
Oh, Niles, my mother's
gonna be here any minute.
548
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:43,660
How am I gonna tell her
549
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,116
that she doesn't have
a pot topishke
550
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:48,100
[CHUCKLES]
Just tell her the truth.
551
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:50,300
Oh, right.
The truth, of course.
552
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,160
I'm a grown woman.
I don't have to be afraid
553
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,183
of my own mother.
- Right.
554
00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:55,166
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
555
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,266
Besides, she's slowed down
ever since her thighs met.
556
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,433
She wears corduroy slacks,
she could roast a marshmallow.
557
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,330
Hi, Ma.
Hi.
558
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:04,350
How you doing?
559
00:22:04,383 --> 00:22:07,500
Ma, I got something to tell you,
560
00:22:07,830 --> 00:22:09,150
but I'm scared
you're gonna yell.
561
00:22:09,183 --> 00:22:11,166
Darling, you're scared
of your mother?
562
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,133
I could just smack you.
563
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,450
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
564
00:22:16,483 --> 00:22:18,216
Meanwhile,
when's the last time
565
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,133
you called your poor mother?
566
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,283
An ocean away
in a drafty country,
567
00:22:22,316 --> 00:22:24,116
eating French fries
from a newspaper?
568
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,266
Mommy?
569
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:33,466
Just promise me
you're not gonna yell.
570
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:34,433
Why would I yell?!
571
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,300
Good evening, ladies.
572
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,116
Mr. Sheffield, I was just
gonna tell my mother
573
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,350
about her investment.
574
00:22:40,383 --> 00:22:42,830
Oh, yes,
as a matter of fact,
575
00:22:42,116 --> 00:22:44,160
I have some good news
on that front.
576
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:45,166
I found a new investor,
and you are looking at him.
577
00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:48,233
Oh, well, I thought
that you never
578
00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:50,333
invested in your own plays.
579
00:22:50,366 --> 00:22:51,466
Which, frankly, I always
found to be very fishy.
580
00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:54,316
Well, I hear this one's
being produced
581
00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:55,450
by a man of vision
and integrity.
582
00:22:58,466 --> 00:23:01,500
Oh, Sylvia, you'd have been
very proud of your daughter.
583
00:23:01,830 --> 00:23:02,416
Oh, we don't need
to tell her this.
584
00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:04,466
She turned down one of the
wealthiest men in the country,
585
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,333
and she did it
out of loyalty to me.
586
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,166
So that's what you
were afraid to tell me,
587
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,483
that you turned
down a millionaire.
588
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,333
Franny, you don't know
your mother very well.
589
00:23:14,366 --> 00:23:15,200
Oh.
590
00:23:18,216 --> 00:23:19,483
Excuse me, is this oven gas?
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