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ALLISON:
Previously on Eureka...
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We're in space. I've wanted
to do this my whole life.
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I mean, just
look out there.
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It's beautiful.
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Hello, Allison.
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(FARGO READING)
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Astraeus mission update.
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Phase one is complete after
the initial 387 applicants
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presented their best scientific
ideas for the six-month mission.
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Next. Only the best of
the best were chosen
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to advance to the next stage.
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We're putting you
through to the next round.
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As the selection
process continues,
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the 120 candidates
now enter phase two,
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physical fitness training.
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All departments throughout
Global Dynamics
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are working to make the historic
mission to Titan a reality
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as we countdown to launch.
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(ALLISON SIGHING)
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Hey. So am I early
for coffee or are you late?
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No, it's me. I'm sorry.
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Work has been crazy since physical training
has started for the Astraeus candidates.
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But honestly,
I just forgot.
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It's okay,
we still got time.
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No, unfortunately I don't.
I just got a shipment in,
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so now in addition
to the exams,
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I have to install
all this equipment.
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I get it. Maybe later?
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Yeah, I'm sorry. But I
still think you're cute.
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All right. Oh, yeah?
I think you're cute.
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BOY: A little help, Sheriff?
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Thanks, Sheriff.
No problem.
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Morning, Jack.
Hey, Henry.
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Wow.
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Tune up and a hand wax.
That's what I call service.
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Jack, you ain't seen
nothing yet.
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I've extended
your remote entry and...
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Here hold this, will you?
Sure.
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Okay, guys,
can I borrow your bat?
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Sure.
Thanks.
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Whoa!
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Do you like it?
Yeah.
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I've hardened it with a resilient,
super-dense protective coating.
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That's science
I can get behind.
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Actually I did it because I was just
tired of fixing it. Well, fair enough.
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Listen, I've got to run because candidate
fitness training starts today.
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Oh, in Eureka
that involves
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what, VR goggles
and video games?
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I wish. The instructor has a
reputation for being merciless.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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I said toes on the line,
you worthless bunch of PHDs!
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You are Group Alpha. I will
be attempting to train you
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for the physical fitness requirements
of the Astraeus project.
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This is my lab.
You want to go into space,
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on purpose, you've got
to go through me first.
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Who knows what a push-up is?
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Oh, I do. It's a
calisthenics exercise
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focusing on the pectoral and tricep
muscles dating back to the Greco...
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I don't think
that's what she meant.
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Why don't you all show me
what a push-up is?
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Say, 50 times?
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Down on the ground!
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You're a botanist,
right?
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Kiss my grass!
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That's looking good,
Dr. Deacon.
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Thank you, Jo.
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Uh, Miss Lupo.
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Come on, Alphas!
Group Bravo says
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that you are the
sorriest collection
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of community college
rejects they've ever seen.
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You want to prove them right?
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What kind of mathematician
can't get 50?
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Forty-nine, 50. Anything
else, Miss Lupo?
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Why, I say 50 more,
cupcake.
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Let's go people.
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Stop looking like a bunch of
little girls in your panties! Go!
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Dr. Marten, I was hoping to run
into you at Café Diem last night
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to go over the FTL
map integration specs.
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I'm sorry,
did we have plans?
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I ate someplace else
with someone else.
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Oh, uh, no, no. Here.
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Urn, maybe at some point you might want
to, you know, look over stuff together?
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Sure, sure.
Have you seen this?
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I did just
give it to you.
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Once we establish an outpost
on Titan, we'll have a base
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for space exploration beyond our own galaxy.
Isn't that exciting?
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The most. So, uh,
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somebody else, is that like a colleague
or a completely platonic friend?
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Just think, someone will get to
see things we've only imagined
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through probe imagery
and spectroscopic data.
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Cryo-volcanoes,
methane lakes.
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Yeah, well, assuming
they live long enough.
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That guy hasn't
run for anything
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since our Warcraft guild
elected a new secretary.
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Well, I'm sure
you'll do fine.
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Your body mass index indicates
a healthy level of fitness.
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Here you go.
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Uh, thank you? What...
What are these for?
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No one's guaranteed a spot in
the mission, including us.
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What?
But I'm the head of G.D.!
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And a space veteran.
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I'm not sure
launching yourself
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into orbit and nearly destroying
the ISS counts as experience.
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But don't worry. You're
not going to be alone.
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See you out there, cadet.
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Hmm. Nice logo.
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ALLISON: This is extremely
sophisticated imaging equipment.
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Please be very careful.
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Of course, Dr. Blake.
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Someone got new toys.
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Yes, thanks to
the Astraeus budget.
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Fargo, what are you doing?
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Apparently, we're supposed to run everywhere.
One of Jo's commandments.
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Well, it's good to see you
leading by example.
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I'm sure it has nothing to do with the
fact that Holly is in your group.
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Who Dr. Marten? She is?
I did not know that.
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Yeah, Fargo,
you better go change.
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NASA's here for
the astrobiology review.
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About that. I was wondering if
you could handle that for me?
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Fargo, look around you.
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I have to handle
all the candidate physicals,
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not to mention give the
entire town inoculations.
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And look,
they just brought more.
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Inoculations?
As in shots?
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As in our planetary
protection protocol.
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We can't risk introducing a pathogen
on this mission. I'm just busy.
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Uh-huh. Read.
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They're presenting a new method
for chemosynthesis detection?
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Fine, I'll do it.
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Thank you.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Well, I better get started.
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Okay, everyone. These boxes aren't
going to unpack themselves.
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Mmm.
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So no boot camp
for you, Sheriff?
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I'm in the best shape
of my life, Vince.
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And you know what, they don't
make maple bars in space.
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Too true.
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My morn, she acts like
she's already in space.
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She cooked me
fried eggs this morning.
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She knows I only
eat scrambled.
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Well, your mom's got a lot going on
with the whole Astraeus medical thing.
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What, so now
I'm supposed to starve?
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Yeah, you've got to starve.
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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Hey, honey, let me guess. It's a
quantum runaway something or other.
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Someone did what?
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I'll be right there.
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Someone robbed a bank!
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Yeah!
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Should he really be
happy about that?
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No blob, no Wormhole, just a
good old-fashioned bank robbery.
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You seem downright perky, boss.
Yeah.
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We're going to
do fingerprints.
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We're going to do
a tire impression.
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We're going to interview...
Witnesses.
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Andy?
Yeah, boss?
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You said there was
a bank robbery.
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Yep, someone
stole it last night.
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Of course they did.
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Well, it didn't get dragged
off, so where did it go?
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Good question.
Although I am seeing
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bits of crystal lattice
decompression.
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Is that good? Bad?
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It's strange. I mean,
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even teleportation
wouldn't leave
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this kind of
quantum signature.
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Huh.
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And why would
anybody steal a bank?
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Because that's where
they keep the money.
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Oh, come on, Jack.
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Monetary transactions
in Eureka are done how?
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Electronically.
Exactly.
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So the bank only holds
safety deposit boxes.
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No money, just personal items.
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So what? So somebody
wanted to steal
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something inside
the safety deposit boxes.
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Yeah, well, they went through
an awful lot of trouble.
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I mean, the bank is
reinforced with osmium.
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I mean, the vault is a solid
block of the stuff.
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It is the densest,
heaviest object in town.
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You just can't pick it up
and walk off with it.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Right. Hey, Andy. Anything?
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
Uh, no sign yet, boss,
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but we have some
folks here that are
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pretty concerned about their
safety deposit boxes.
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Uh, if you could all just
form a single line,
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that would be swell.
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Any chance you might be coming back?
Soon?
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Yeah, I'll be back
in a second.
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Let me know
if you find anything.
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Got it.
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Bank robbery.
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This town can't do
anything normally.
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Let's go, Group Bravo!
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Oh, Fargo.
Nice of you to join us.
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Yes, the navigation systems
will be online soon, Senator.
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Doug, over here.
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Doug?
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Doug is shorter than Douglas.
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I could save almost
60 milliseconds
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every time I say your name.
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Wow, that's uh...
That's efficient.
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Yeah, sorry, the FTL...
(GRUNTS)
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Dr. Parrish.
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Doug.
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Toes on the line!
Group Bravo,
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Group Alpha says
that you are
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the sorriest collection of
community college rejects...
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Zane, what are
you doing here?
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Hammer curls,
Miss Lupo.
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Are you trying
to mess with me?
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No, ma'am. I'm here
for candidate training.
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You're in Group Alpha.
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I'm in all the groups.
I like a challenge.
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You can't do that.
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Put on your uniform. He can't do that.
Can he, can he do that?
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Well, looks like he can.
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Impressive musculature
and stamina.
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Yeah, if you like
that sort of thing.
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Too bad about
his criminal record.
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I mean, sure, the whole bad boy
thing has a certain appeal,
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but those felonies
make him "no-fly."
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JO: So, he's...
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Totally ineligible
for the mission.
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ALLISON: This should
help with your sprain.
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Love the new
nanoscale tomograph.
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Me, too. It's like 1000 times
more detailed than any MRI.
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Thank you, Astraeus.
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00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,916
So I hear that Jo
has you running tires.
232
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,168
And doing chin-ups.
233
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,419
Those are the worst.
234
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,381
I am a neuroscientist,
not G.l. Jane.
235
00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:17,094
Oh, but Henry, he is
loving every minute of it.
236
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,929
Well, let's see how much
he's loving it
237
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,889
when he comes in
for his physical today.
238
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,687
Ah, look at this. Good as new.
Thanks, Allison.
239
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:32,150
Good. So, listen, can I
talk to you for a second
240
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,568
as a neuroscientist?
241
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,612
Yeah, of course.
242
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,116
When I was working
in here this morning,
243
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,162
one moment, I'm looking
at a stack of boxes,
244
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:47,541
and the next,
they're completely unpacked.
245
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:53,171
I mean dozens of vials of vaccines
mixed and ready to administer.
246
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,257
Did your staff do it?
247
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,218
No, that's the strangest part. I
asked them and they said that I did.
248
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,805
Have you had any nausea
or shortness of breath?
249
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,515
No, no I... I feel fine.
250
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:10,272
My preliminary diagnosis is you
are an overworked mother of two.
251
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,692
Typically, I would
prescribe a week in Fiji.
252
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,278
But, urn, let me run
some tests to be sure.
253
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,990
Dr. Blake,
you're next exam's here.
254
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,575
Okay, thank you.
255
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,870
(SIGHING) Well, I will do
that when I get a chance.
256
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,038
Okay. Sure.
Thank you.
257
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:37,090
(WHISTLING) Let's go, Group Bravo!
Go, go, go!
258
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,134
FARGO: You're not even supposed
to be in this group, Parrish.
259
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,137
I transferred. Dr. Marten and
I discussed it during dinner.
260
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,305
You ate with him?
261
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,015
Yeah, then he showed me
his equipment.
262
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,933
Whoa!
It was really something.
263
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,729
Oh. My collection of antique particle
physics equipment is unparalleled.
264
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:51,980
Partner up!
265
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,398
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Hey!
266
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,735
Not now, Larry. Get off the phone.
Don't make me say it again.
267
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,530
Crunch time,
poindexters!
268
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:02,324
After you, Doctor.
269
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,913
Why don't I get to choose my own partner?
I mean, I am the boss.
270
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:09,831
Well, out here,
I'm the boss.
271
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,292
Here. Jump rope, Suzy.
272
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,964
So you guys
really went out?
273
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,384
Isaac made samosas. Did you know
he lived in India for a while?
274
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,012
And the view of Mount
Eureka was so pretty.
275
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,889
We took a picnic up to
that little campground.
276
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,724
You know, the one
by the observatory.
277
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,101
Oh, yeah. I hear there's a lot
of bloodsucking ticks up there.
278
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,729
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
He hears a lot of things.
279
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:36,149
What? No, no, I'm still waiting for
inventory from six departments...
280
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:41,154
Everybody thank Dr. Fargo for the
medicine ball drills we are about to do.
281
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,657
Set them for 10 pounds,
eggheads.
282
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:47,202
Miss Lupo, Doug is
just doing his job.
283
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,329
The things he's doing
are things that need doing.
284
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:54,251
Do you want to set them to
20 pounds, Dr. Chatterbox?
285
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,169
No.
286
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,381
Way to keep your eye
on the ball, Doug.
287
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,882
(SCREAMS)
288
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,849
Great.
Perfect, brainiac!
289
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:14,020
Sorry, Miss Lupo. I guess I
don't know my own strength.
290
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,815
All right, move it!
Get after him, go!
291
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,443
We could put out
an APB.
292
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:21,862
On a bank?
293
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,823
That's not a conversation I want
to have with Highway Patrol.
294
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,997
See, look at this stuff. I mean,
you've got someone's first slide rule.
295
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,207
You got an antique
Higgs Field Disrupter.
296
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,626
Mint condition Betamax.
297
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,921
No one would want
to steal this stuff.
298
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,173
The sentimental nature
of the items suggests
299
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,842
perhaps the perp
will seek a ransom.
300
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,888
Or he runs the most boring
museum in the world.
301
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,764
Or flea market.
Don't say "perp."
302
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,807
Okay.
303
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,142
Sheriff Carter.
Yeah.
304
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,811
My grandmother's heirlooms
were in the bank.
305
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,690
Just tell us what you're missing Dr. Boyle
and we will add it to the list.
306
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,401
Let's see...
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
307
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,278
Carter.
308
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,239
Uh, what's that, Jo?
Fargo's where?
309
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,242
Up a tree, kitten style.
310
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,164
(FARGO WHIMPERING)
311
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,046
Oh. Mommy.
312
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,257
How'd he get up a...
313
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,509
All right, I'll be right there.
There in a second.
314
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,012
Grandma's gold wedding band.
Her pearls.
315
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,388
Mmm-hmm.
316
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,057
Her antimatter.
317
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,350
Anti matter?
318
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,852
Dr. Boyle, I didn't know
the bank allowed
319
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,604
proton collider
output material.
320
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,397
It's an heirloom.
321
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,441
And it's in
a Class Two static field,
322
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:44,110
which should protect it under
most normal circumstances.
323
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,236
Oh, good.
324
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,156
That's good why, Andy?
325
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,201
Antimatter is
extremely volatile.
326
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,577
One ounce can use
an explosive force
327
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,288
equal to 1.22
megatons of TNT.
328
00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:02,170
So someone didn't steal
a bank, they stole a bomb.
329
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,888
Grandmas are supposed to
make pie, not antimatter.
330
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,974
Ah.
Ah.
331
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,392
HENRY: Hey, Jack,
you're all set here.
332
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,810
Oh, good.
333
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,939
So the antimatter detector tracks
levels of antiparticle energy,
334
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,274
so the more it beeps. Right.
The closer you get. Right.
335
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,527
How's our baryonic asymmetry?
336
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,945
Nominal.
Ah.
337
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:30,991
Well, thank God, because
if you know, there's...
338
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,993
Yeah, I don't know
what that is.
339
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,663
Dr. Boyle's antimatter is most
likely still in the bank vault.
340
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,207
So the detector will lead
us right to the big bomb.
341
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,421
Right. You know this case was cool
and old school for like a minute.
342
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,633
Oh, and Fargo's stuck in a
tree if you could help out.
343
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,926
Okay.
All right.
344
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,763
Stuck in a tree?
I don't know. It's a...
345
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,975
(BEEPING) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No GPS. I get it.
346
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:58,893
Oh!
347
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,442
I have to map the wake flow
path lines to be sure,
348
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,069
but your airspeed must have
been like 25 miles per hour.
349
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,195
There you go.
350
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,197
Hey, I think you left
your dignity up there.
351
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,532
Oh, I'll show you dignity.
352
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,242
Calm down, Fargo.
353
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:18,079
But it was sabotage. He tampered
with the medicine ball.
354
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,581
Oh, please.
Like you need my help
355
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,666
washing out of
contention for Astraeus.
356
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,251
Or other things.
357
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,337
Andy, arrest him.
I'm pressing charges.
358
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,298
No, I didn't touch
the stupid medicine ball.
359
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,009
I swear, I will
flunk both of you.
360
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:34,179
You have the chance
to go into space.
361
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,098
This is how you're going
to treat the opportunity?
362
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,726
Why don't I go find that ball
and we'll see what's what, huh?
363
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,144
Fantastic.
364
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,022
All of you get back
to the field!
365
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,482
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
366
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,235
They need
me back at G.D.
367
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,947
Of course they do. You're never going
to qualify at this rate, Doug.
368
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,866
You can kiss that ticket
to Titan goodbye.
369
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,205
The spirit of competition might be
getting the best of some people.
370
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,165
It's not a fight
to the death.
371
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,209
Although we don't know what Miss
Lupo has planned for later.
372
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,794
Can't wait.
373
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,131
We could squeeze in another workout.
Get you caught up.
374
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,050
Really? I'd like that.
Yeah.
375
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,636
Great. I'll give you a call
once Isaac checks me for ticks.
376
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:18,973
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
377
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,517
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
378
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,104
FARGO: Ugh, shots.
379
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,649
See, that wasn't so bad. You
may be a little sore later.
380
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,194
I feel a lot sore. I missed the
Astraeus subsystem inspection
381
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,113
because I was busy
getting shot into a tree.
382
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,990
Now I'm going to miss sweaty yoga
because I have a call with Washington.
383
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:40,203
Fargo, running G.D. is a big job
and so is being in Astraeus camp.
384
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,330
...Up with that?
That's an awesome idea.
385
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,165
Let me think about it.
386
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,000
Wait, think about what?
387
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:49,129
Making you
temporary head of G.D.
388
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,297
Just until I get back
from space, of course.
389
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,477
(PANTING)
390
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,523
Hey, hon.
391
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,150
(LAUGHS)
392
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,360
How are you doing?
393
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,572
This is pointless.
394
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,074
I am not gonna be doing
chin-ups on Titan.
395
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,451
All right, you'll get it.
Can I help?
396
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,620
Henry, you can't fix this.
397
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:28,001
I mean, we have always done
everything together.
398
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,588
What if this time you
have to leave me behind?
399
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:36,176
You know what?
I think we'll figure it out.
400
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,929
Oops, sorry to
interrupt, folks.
401
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:41,306
Just looking
for some balls.
402
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,143
Medicine balls.
They seem to have vanished.
403
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,145
Vanished.
404
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,565
Dense stuff, osmium. Fairly unusual
for it to just float away.
405
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:53,067
There's more in
the gym back at G.D.
406
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,277
Fantastic.
407
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,820
(BEEPING)
408
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,906
Henry, what is it?
Osmium.
409
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,200
The bank vault
is made of the same substance.
410
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,661
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
411
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,830
Hey, Henry.
412
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:06,956
Jack, where are you?
413
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,001
Well, according
to this thing
414
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,129
I'm right on top
of the anti
415
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:15,965
matter.
416
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,551
Where'd you come from?
417
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:23,097
Henry, I just found the bank.
418
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,182
Jack.
419
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:25,391
(EXCLAIMS)
420
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,517
(SCREAMING)
421
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:33,858
CARTER: I'm fine.
422
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,027
You fell 50 feet.
Into water.
423
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:38,154
Well, when you go to med school,
I'll take your word for it.
424
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,864
Well, maybe I will go to med school.
Good news.
425
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,699
We were having some
signal problems,
426
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,785
but we have a fix on the
bank, and it's intact.
427
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,704
Well, intact,
but floating.
428
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:51,709
Well, there is that. Maybe
it's a gravitational anomaly
429
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,212
or an electromagnetic
levitation.
430
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,714
What would happen if the
bank came crashing down
431
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,840
with that antimatter
inside it?
432
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,217
(CLEARS THROAT)
433
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,760
Right.
434
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,221
Enough said. Let's fire up the chopper
and go get that bomb. Allison...
435
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,266
No, no, no. We can't put anything up in
the air until we know what's going on.
436
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:08,142
Besides, the chopper's
already up there.
437
00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,895
Oh.
Without a pilot.
438
00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:15,400
What? Well, no. That can't
be made from the "os" stuff.
439
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,735
Well, no, but it has
components made of iridium
440
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,780
which is a similar
density to osmium.
441
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,574
So objects with
high concentrations of
442
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,993
dense metals
are being affected?
443
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,745
Well, then what
about my jeep?
444
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,832
The protective coating I applied
contained an osmium compound.
445
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,251
Sorry.
446
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,422
Well, if the protective coating is floating
my jeep this thing's getting worse.
447
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,923
Seems to be.
448
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:41,301
You Okay?
449
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:45,930
Yeah, I'm just
a little scattered.
450
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,182
Probably stress,
I don't know.
451
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,810
Maybe I just need
to take a break.
452
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,313
Well, that's a first.
Yeah.
453
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,317
Urn, but right now
I need to speak with Henry,
454
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,778
and you need to take care
of the town, Sheriff.
455
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:01,946
Sure.
456
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,166
All done tormenting
physicists?
457
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,376
Half my equipment
floated away.
458
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,836
Training's been canceled
until we fix
459
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,130
whatever gravity glitch
you geniuses have caused.
460
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,007
We're heading back to G.D.
461
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,137
Lead with the jab,
then the cross.
462
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,514
Jab's the can opener,
the cross is the spoon.
463
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,355
Hmm. I didn't know
you boxed, Lupo.
464
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:39,067
Well, not since flight school.
28 and O, six by knockout.
465
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,652
Knockout. I bet.
466
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,198
Hey, Rocky.
Training is canceled.
467
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,700
Unless you want a bank
to fall on your head.
468
00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:53,081
All this work to get
back into space.
469
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,083
After what you and Fargo
went through,
470
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,417
I didn't think
you'd want to.
471
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:59,796
I didn't at first,
but then...
472
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,839
What? I was 11 once.
473
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:06,636
To be an astronaut.
Every kid's dream.
474
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,305
Then you grow up.
475
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:14,477
Hey, urn, Zane. Look, your
criminal record disqualifies you
476
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,145
from being
in the Astraeus project.
477
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,313
Yeah, I know.
478
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,190
What? You...
479
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,443
I just spent an hour trying to
figure out how to tell you.
480
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,779
An hour? That's what
you came up with?
481
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:27,657
Well... Okay, well,
482
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,867
why are you putting yourself
through all of this?
483
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,578
I want them to see
what they're missing.
484
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,039
They're going to tell me
I can't go? Screw them.
485
00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:36,916
DRIVER: Watch your step.
486
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,172
Hmm.
487
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:45,967
Okay, baby,
you go in here and play.
488
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,802
Kevin, you okay?
489
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,887
As soon as I beat
this level I will be.
490
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,765
SARAH: There's an over-shield
behind the covenant outpost.
491
00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,934
Really? Thanks, SARAH.
492
00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:58,438
Where is my tablet? Kevin, I'm going
to go to the car and look for it.
493
00:23:58,688 --> 00:23:59,897
Okay.
494
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:02,733
(CAR HORN HONKING)
(GASPS)
495
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,455
Hi. So I assume the lack of massive
explosion means it's still up there.
496
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,082
Yeah, but it seems
the bank is gaining altitude.
497
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,375
We don't hear that
every day.
498
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,462
At least I think it is. Something's making
our signals bounce around like crazy.
499
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:26,841
Well, we got a bulldozer. A big-ass
telescope, and a turbine up there.
500
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,260
You sure one of your Zero-G
space gizmos isn't leaking?
501
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,053
That's not how
Zero-G works.
502
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,848
Well, not unless you subscribe
to the theory of graviphotons,
503
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,476
where the superpartner of the
graviton exerts a repulsive force.
504
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,519
(CHUCKLING)
Like Dr. Parrish.
505
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,732
Hey, Henry. You okay?
506
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:44,066
Yeah. Fine.
507
00:24:44,859 --> 00:24:49,572
Scanner shows that
gravity is operating normally.
508
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,533
Well, we've got a bunch
of stuff up in the air.
509
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,202
How's that not gravity
being messed up?
510
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,788
Because gravity doesn't
make things heavy.
511
00:24:57,914 --> 00:25:00,500
The Higgs Field. Uh, isn't that where
the Mariners hold spring training?
512
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,835
No, that's in Peoria Stadium
in Arizona.
513
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,297
The Higgs Field is the pervasive
universal field that gives things mass.
514
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:09,967
Objects lose mass, they begin to
float when the field is disrupted.
515
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,304
Like by a Higgs
Field Disrupter.
516
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,891
There's one in the safety deposit
box in that floating bank.
517
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,233
There are 76 objects
aloft at last count.
518
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:26,943
Whoa, it's getting
crowded up there.
519
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:31,239
Yeah, the disrupter's affecting
gold, lead, carbon compounds.
520
00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,157
At the rate the bank's
losing mass,
521
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,743
by tonight we'll have to call
NASA to make a withdrawal.
522
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:39,914
The Higgs Field interacts more strongly
with dense, heavy objects than light ones.
523
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,917
Petro Gravity
Field Generators.
524
00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:45,878
They increase gravity
in a localized area.
525
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,090
Thank. Oh, these are
in the smart house.
526
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,800
Right. Full spectrum
shielding. Allison...
527
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:52,385
(BEEPS)
(SCREAMING)
528
00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,346
It's adjustable!
(SCREAMING)
529
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,724
There we go. Come on.
You all right?
530
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:00,142
CARTER: Yeah. Fine.
531
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,813
I didn't know you were going
to turn it on. Sorry.
532
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:06,315
You can deploy them around
town until we figure out
533
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,650
how to fix the Higgs Field.
534
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,822
It's okay. It's okay.
(BABY CRYING)
535
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,074
Morn, where were you?
536
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,118
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You've been gone for hours.
537
00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:18,244
Hours?
538
00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,037
Yeah! SARAH and I called
your phone like 20 times
539
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,205
and you didn't
answer the phone.
540
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,623
We thought something
happened to you.
541
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,125
I'm so sorry.
542
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,424
Oh, baby.
I'm sorry, baby.
543
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:35,678
I'm sorry, baby.
I know. Mama's sorry.
544
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,767
You guys reading me?
FARGO: Yeah. Loud and clear.
545
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:45,855
Okay, so the Higgs Field will keep
unraveling until we turn the disrupter off.
546
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:49,817
Objects with smaller and smaller amounts
of dense material will lose mass.
547
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,527
How much time do we have?
548
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:55,615
I'm guessing not much.
549
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,911
Guys, we're in trouble.
550
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:17,136
We're out of Petros.
We've grounded Martha.
551
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,430
Andy and Jo have organized
an evacuation into G.D.
552
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,516
Oh, good. G.D.'s shielding will
protect it from the field disrupters.
553
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,643
For now.
554
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,686
Yeah. How about
our flying bomb?
555
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,522
Uh, 10,000 feet over
Tesla School and rising.
556
00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:31,609
All that redistributed matter is what's
been interfering with our signals.
557
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:33,319
So that's why we couldn't
find the bank at first.
558
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,528
Yeah, you know what,
I should check the weather.
559
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,864
We may be looking
for our town in Idaho.
560
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:40,743
Allison.
561
00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:43,746
Hey.
562
00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:47,124
What is it?
You okay? Kids okay?
563
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,378
Yes, they're fine. They're at
the smart house with a nanny.
564
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,840
Good. What's going on?
565
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:59,011
I don't know.
I'm losing time somehow.
566
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,098
Pieces of my day
are just gone.
567
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:04,600
Gone how?
568
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:06,477
Well, one moment
I'm doing something
569
00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,437
and the next
I'm somewhere else.
570
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,565
I left the kids alone
for hours today.
571
00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:13,234
What if something had
happened to them?
572
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,819
Okay. Okay.
573
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,073
You got to have someone
take a look at this, okay?
574
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:20,658
Grace ran some
tests on me.
575
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,618
She couldn't find anything.
Well, then...
576
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:25,621
Jack, I feel like
I'm losing myself.
577
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,625
CARTER: Yeah...
578
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,127
Hey.
579
00:28:32,169 --> 00:28:34,547
This looks really intense,
but I have to tell you,
580
00:28:34,672 --> 00:28:36,507
Jo found who owns
the Higgs Field Disrupter.
581
00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:37,550
Great.
582
00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:40,803
Go. Floating banks
come first.
583
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,598
We're going to figure
this out, okay?
584
00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:48,060
We might even get to use some
of your shiny new doctor toys.
585
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,777
This way,
ladies and gentlemen.
586
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,029
You heard Mr. Data,
no pushing.
587
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:00,448
Stay calm.
588
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,325
Oh, hey, Carter, they're right here.
Right. Thanks.
589
00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:07,580
Parrish, you didn't mention you had
a collection of doomsday devices.
590
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,291
It's particle physics
equipment, Sheriff Carter.
591
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,334
See, I don't see
the difference.
592
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:13,419
Of course you don't.
593
00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:17,256
It is a collectable, one-of-a-kind
Higgs Field Disrupter.
594
00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,800
It's signed, although the
authenticity of the signature...
595
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:24,138
Hey! It disrupts
the Higgs Field!
596
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:25,473
You should put it
someplace safe.
597
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,767
Oh, you mean like in a bank?
Yeah, like...
598
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,311
I see your point.
599
00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:32,855
So when did you make the deposit?
Yesterday.
600
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,483
Jack, it's an antique. I mean
it should be completely inert.
601
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:39,695
It will take a powerful source of
antiparticle energy to jumpstart that.
602
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,867
How about antimatter?
603
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,911
Is that antiparticle-y
enough for you?
604
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,537
Yes. That would do it.
605
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:53,751
So, someone has to go up there
and separate the device
606
00:29:53,876 --> 00:29:56,086
from the antimatter
that's powering it.
607
00:29:57,588 --> 00:29:59,089
Duty calls, Sheriff.
608
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,515
Why is it always heights?
609
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:13,729
All right.
610
00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,607
ELECTRONIC VOICE: Nanoscale
tomography analysis complete.
611
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:21,403
Let's see what we've got here.
Show me the crazy.
612
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:24,865
Foreign bodies have been detected
throughout the neo cortex.
613
00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:31,497
Clarify those aren't
tumors or lesions.
614
00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,999
Negative. The nanoparticles
are manmade,
615
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,418
composed of
bio-conductive material.
616
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:39,922
Neural implants.
617
00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,642
(GRUNTING)
618
00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:06,115
(SCREAMING)
619
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,416
Couldn't there be a more
terrifying way to get up?
620
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:19,169
No. I don't think so.
I'm in!
621
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,754
HENRY: Good luck, Jack.
622
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,673
(SCREAMING)
623
00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:23,799
Jack?
624
00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:27,761
CARTER: (GRUNTING)
I'm all right!
625
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:30,639
HENRY: Good. Now get
yourself to the vault.
626
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:33,267
That's where
the Higgs Field Disrupter is.
627
00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:36,645
(GRUNTING)
628
00:31:46,947 --> 00:31:49,450
Oh! Jack, be careful. Now the
building may be unstable.
629
00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:53,037
Noted, unstable bank!
630
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:55,706
But what bank isn't?
631
00:31:57,082 --> 00:32:00,753
At least there's no lines!
I'm at the vault!
632
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,091
It's locked.
How can it be locked?
633
00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:08,469
The closest electricity's
two miles straight down!
634
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,179
It's got a redundant
power supply.
635
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:11,472
Just put your hand
on the scanner.
636
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,349
HOLLY: The DNA locks
have been recoded for you.
637
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:16,060
G.D. has your
sputum on file.
638
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:18,103
That's disgusting!
639
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,273
HENRY: All right, Jack,
to deactivate the Disrupter,
640
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:24,485
you need to separate it from the
antimatter by using the Penning Trap.
641
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,779
That's the box
we attached to your belt.
642
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:31,784
Right! Ready for box numbers!
643
00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:34,620
361 and 362.
644
00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:47,132
361, 362.
645
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,971
Do I have to lick
the lock?
646
00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:54,348
You can if you want,
but that would be weird.
647
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,725
Someone put her
in front of a cartoon!
648
00:32:56,934 --> 00:32:59,520
Jack, the boxes
are opening now.
649
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,652
(GROANING)
650
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:13,742
Ah. Got a little glow-y
vial of liquid,
651
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:15,995
doesn't seem to be
an on or off switch.
652
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,081
Oh, oh, Jack...
Uh, don't panic,
653
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:23,293
but that's not the Disrupter.
That's the antimatter.
654
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:26,922
Just put it carefully
in the Penning Trap.
655
00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:30,009
You mean the box?
656
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:32,011
If you mean the box,
you say box!
657
00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:33,137
Put it in the box!
658
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:34,930
Don't yell at me!
659
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,186
Stupid Penning Trap!
660
00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,858
(BEEPING)
661
00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:58,996
Okay, what's next?
662
00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:02,624
Uh, check the Disrupter.
663
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:05,377
Check... Right.
664
00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:11,592
(BLEEPING)
665
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,552
Uh...
666
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,180
Looks like it's powering off.
667
00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,274
It worked!
668
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,568
Now the Higgs Field will
gradually re-stabilize.
669
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:33,197
And all the affected objects will
slowly regain their normal mass
670
00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:36,408
and come to earth
in a controlled descent.
671
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,790
Guys?
672
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,291
Rm going down!
673
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:48,796
(GRUNTS)
674
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,802
Should he be falling faster
than everything else?
675
00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,679
Should I what, now?
676
00:34:58,472 --> 00:34:59,431
Huh.
677
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:00,641
What, "huh"?
678
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,684
Looks like the bank
will return to normal mass
679
00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:04,478
long before
it hits the ground.
680
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,979
I need to check my math.
681
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,357
Yes, please!
682
00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,496
Guys, time is of the essence!
683
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,210
All right, all right,
unlock the boxes!
684
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,379
Maybe something here
can help me!
685
00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,756
Uh, done. All right,
so we generate
686
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,759
a magnetic levitation field
using our super collider.
687
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:36,927
That takes 10 minutes.
688
00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:38,470
I've got the inventory
list from Andy.
689
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:42,391
There's got to be like a giant
airbag in here or something!
690
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:46,228
What about
an electromagnetic cushion?
691
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:48,605
The bank is falling way too fast.
The impact would pancake it.
692
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:50,691
Yeah, fantastic!
693
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:53,902
Thrust. Vertical piloting,
694
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,238
it's how you land a jump jet
on an aircraft carrier.
695
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,241
Of course. We could counteract the
downward momentum of the bank
696
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,617
with something pushing up.
697
00:36:01,285 --> 00:36:02,202
You want me to fly a bank?
698
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,496
No, not fly, just land.
699
00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:08,208
With what? Jack, you've got
the Higgs Field Disrupter.
700
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,461
We can turn it back on,
but we need a focused burst.
701
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,839
If there was a field
amplifier up there.
702
00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:16,383
Yeah, there is. I just got
to find it here somewhere.
703
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,760
Hey, what does it look like?
704
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:21,430
It's like a little... It's
not that little. It's...
705
00:36:21,555 --> 00:36:23,348
Well, it's round-ish.
706
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:27,186
Well, it's kind of like a...
Yeah. Sort of.
707
00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:28,478
Today!
708
00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,481
It's small-ish.
You know basket-y.
709
00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:33,901
Like a broccoli steamer?
710
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,736
Oh, I was going to say
parabolic antennae,
711
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,154
but sure, that's okay.
712
00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:39,656
So point to the ground
and flip the switch.
713
00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:41,783
HENRY: And then,
Jack, very carefully,
714
00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:44,244
just for an instant,
open the box.
715
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:46,455
Right.
716
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,168
Here goes!
717
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,178
CARTER: Whoa!
718
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:08,894
Jeez. That's not what
a bank robbery means.
719
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:11,480
Just so you know.
720
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:16,568
(HONKING)
721
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:25,202
Sorry, Sheriff, the bank was the
epicenter of the disruption.
722
00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,537
We didn't account for its
accelerated mass recovery.
723
00:37:27,663 --> 00:37:29,581
Got you.
So we're all good?
724
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:32,125
Good? That was awesome.
725
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:34,378
Yeah. Yeah, Awesome.
726
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,965
Clean-up's underway. We'll
get the Maglev crew here
727
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:40,300
once they're done hauling
Archimedes out of a corn field.
728
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,469
Did everything
make it down okay?
729
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,847
Uh. Mostly. One or two
things escaped the EM shield
730
00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:47,474
before we set it
to contain the floaters.
731
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:50,644
Where's my jeep?
732
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:05,200
(GRUNTING) Four. Five.
733
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:09,413
Fifteen.
734
00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:10,539
(LAUGHS)
735
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:13,000
Oh, come on.
736
00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:15,085
Good for you.
737
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:19,381
You know, whatever crazy test
is next, I'm ready for it.
738
00:38:20,424 --> 00:38:22,592
Come here.
I want to talk to you.
739
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,684
Henry, what's...
What's wrong?
740
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:35,522
Allison's new scanner has
found something in my heart.
741
00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,733
An atrial septal defect.
742
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:41,403
Now I'm fine as long
as I'm here on Earth.
743
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,322
But because of Titan's
744
00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:45,907
unusual pressure
and gravity,
745
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:48,994
I'm cut from
mission selection.
746
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,164
But I want you to go.
747
00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:54,541
Oh, I'm going.
748
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,878
A little hesitation
would have been nice.
749
00:38:58,253 --> 00:39:00,380
And you're coming with me.
750
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:03,884
Grace...
Henry, this is Eureka.
751
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,553
We solve the impossible
every day.
752
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,430
We will find a way
to help you.
753
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,807
(CHUCKLES)
754
00:39:25,238 --> 00:39:26,239
Dr. Parrish,
755
00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:30,786
your equipment's a lot smaller
than you made it out to be.
756
00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:33,121
Oh, my Disrupter.
757
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:36,375
Holly, I'd like to take you up on
that workout offer a little later.
758
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,752
I've got time and gear's not
floating off everywhere.
759
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,295
Yeah, great. Yes, oh,
760
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:43,173
I have determined that basketball
provides the optimal mix of
761
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,425
cardio respiratory
and muscular fitness.
762
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:47,135
I like to dribble.
763
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,137
That sounds like a lot of fun.
I'll get my high tops.
764
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:52,099
Uh, Dr. Parrish, I need you
to pull inventory reports
765
00:39:52,224 --> 00:39:53,892
for your department
right now.
766
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:58,188
Mmm. I see what
you're doing, Doug.
767
00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:00,607
"Dr. Fargo."
Out here I'm the boss.
768
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,443
At least for now.
Inventory reports.
769
00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:07,155
Mmm.
770
00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,242
Excuse me.
771
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,912
Ooh. Don't forget
your little thingy.
772
00:40:17,874 --> 00:40:21,461
So, basketball. I have
been known to slam dunks.
773
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:22,796
HOLLY: Oh, great.
774
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:29,719
What's this?
775
00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:31,346
Orbital dynamics.
776
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,974
Being an astronaut
is every kid's dream.
777
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:36,017
I listen...
778
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:42,107
Me join the Astraeus
mission? No.
779
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:44,359
Why not? Right stuff.
780
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,867
Because I am
not smart enough.
781
00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:56,371
I heard you saved Carter's
bacon today with science.
782
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,457
You're plenty smart.
783
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:01,501
The eccentric anomaly
is the can opener.
784
00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:04,546
And Keppler's equation
is the spoon.
785
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:05,630
Zane.
786
00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:08,341
I'm a felon.
You're a grunt with a gun.
787
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:10,552
How about we screw
some expectations, huh?
788
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,389
What?
789
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:19,227
We, urn, never talked
like this before.
790
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:24,524
True. Our conversations usually end
with you reading me my rights.
791
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,361
That's not what I mean.
792
00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:31,281
Me and the other you.
793
00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,910
We sort of skipped past
the being friends part.
794
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:38,246
Oh. Is that what
we're doing here?
795
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,916
I just thought my life
would be a lot simpler
796
00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:42,501
if you were on
another planet.
797
00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:49,674
Now drop and give me 50
harmonic oscillations, cupcake.
798
00:41:50,759 --> 00:41:52,636
"Cupcake." Cute.
799
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:53,762
Mmm-hmm.
800
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,138
All right.
801
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:56,264
Start over here.
802
00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:06,024
Hi.
803
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,150
Hey.
804
00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,111
So you solved
your bank robbery?
805
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:15,575
Yeah. Turns out the only
person who broke in was me.
806
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:16,910
(CHUCKLES)
807
00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:21,289
I looked for you
at the infirmary.
808
00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:23,959
But they said you
ran some sort of
809
00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:26,044
unpronounceable
scan on yourself.
810
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:30,382
Oh, nanoscale tomography, it's a
hyper-detailed medical imagery.
811
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,387
And? What'd you find?
812
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:41,768
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
813
00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:45,605
Maintaining connection
at full signal strength.
814
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,900
There's no more interference from the
Higgs Field Disruption, Miss Barlowe.
815
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,903
CARTER: So what do you
think it is? Just stress?
816
00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,990
Yes, I... I don't know
what came over me.
817
00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:56,283
It's just...
818
00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:57,826
Work's been crazy.
819
00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,829
But I am feeling
much better now, Jack.
820
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:04,624
Good.
821
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,545
Good.
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