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CURLY: Whoa!
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Whoa-- Oh!
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What's the idea
of turning over in your sleep?
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Leave him alone.
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What are you butting in for?
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Ooh. CURLY: Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Hey.
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Ooh!
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Hm.
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What are you gonna do with that?
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Get rid of it.
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Oh, ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Whoa.
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CURLY: Nyuh-uh-uh-uh.
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CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Police!
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CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
MAN: Police!
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Whoa.
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[YELPS]
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Oh, Mr. Policeman.
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Three tramps
just wrecked my store.
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Which way did they go?
Down there.
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Now what?
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They broke all my dishes.
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Oh-- Oh-- Whoa.
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Hey, jiggers.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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That's that.
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Wait a minute, flathead.
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We just got a job.
We're working for the census.
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You mean Will Hayes?
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No, the census, the census.
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We get 4 cents a name
for taking the census.
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Where are we gonna get
the senses?
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Yeah, where are we
gonna get them?
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I'll take care of that.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Now, spread out.
Ooh. Ooh.
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Now, spread out.
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The more people we see,
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the more money we make.
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A customer.
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And what a customer.
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Come on. Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Pardon me, what's your name?
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And your address?
What's more important,
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what's your phone number?
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ALL: Ooh.
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[BARKS]
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Wrong number. From now on,
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it's every man for himself.
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Nyuh-uh-uh.
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Good morning, sir.
I'm the census taker.
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Are you married or happy?
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WOMAN: Henry!
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Married.
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Pardon me, sir.
I'm a census taker.
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What business are you in?
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I own this store,
what's left of it.
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Oh, a storekeeper, eh?
What's the name--?
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Whoa.
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Oh!
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Police! Where are police?
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Aw, come on, Fifi, tell me.
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Do you live alone
or with your folks?
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If alone,
what are you doing tonight?
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[CHUCKLES]
Oh, but I will not talk,
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until I get permission
from madame.
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And if she says it's okay,
you'll answer my questions?
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Oui, oui.
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Whoo-whoo.
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[GROANING]
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Ooh.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[POPS]
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[HUMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Ooh. Mm!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR] Come in.
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Good afternoon, chef.
I'm the census taker.
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Well, you got me at a busy time.
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Oh, it'll only take
a few moments.
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Now, where were you born?
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Lake Winnipesaukee.
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Lake Win--
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How do you spell that?
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W-O...
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Woof.
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Make it Lake Erie,
I got an uncle there.
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What was your family
decomposed of?
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Well, I'll tell you,
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there was a litter of three,
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and I was the one they kept.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hey.
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Ah!
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Why, you...
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[SCREAMS]
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Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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Ooh-- Oh-- Ow--
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Ow-- Ow-- Ow--
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[SCREAMS]
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Let that be a lesson to you.
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Oh! Mm!
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Mm-mm-mm.
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[SCREAMS]
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Pardon me, stranger,
I'm the census taker.
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Where were you born?
Lake Winnipesaukee.
Pardon me, stranger,
I'm the census taker.
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Where were you born?
Lake Winnipesaukee.
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Lake Winni--
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How many in the family?
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I was one of a litter of three.
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Now, don't tell me
you're the one they kept.
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Nah, I'm the one
they threw away.
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[SCREAMS]
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I'm sorry.
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I'm taking census.
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Well, have some.
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Oh! Ow--! Ow!
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Oh.
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Hey, what's the idea?
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I saw him first.
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Oh, you did?
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Give me my 4 cents.
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Would you take 5?
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Oh, a bonus. Sure.
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Get out.
Get out of the way, you.
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Wait a minute.
Get out.
Get out of the way, you.
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Wait a minute.
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Census?
Oui, madame.
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At a time like this.
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And when I'm two players short
for my bridge game.
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Dear me.
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Oh! Ow!
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Lake Winnipesaukee, huh?
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Oh!
One of a litter of three, huh?
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Oh! Oh!
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A three-litter man, eh?
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Oh.
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Oh, thanks.
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I never would have
got out without you.
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Why, you'll never get out
of anything.
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Gentlemen.
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Now, calm yourself.
We're census takers, madam.
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How old are you?
What address is this?
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102.
How old are you?
What address is this?
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102.
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You don't look a day over 80.
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Young man, I'm 29.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, how do I look?
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Oh, you look like a million.
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Oh, she can't be that old.
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Huh?
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Forty-three. Fifty.
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Forty-three. Fifty!
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Fifty, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50,
50, 50, 50...
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[RAPIDLY] ...50, 50, 50, 50...
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Sold American.
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Oh!
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Hm!
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Ooh.
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[CRASHING]
Ooh.
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[CRASHING]
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Hm.
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[SLURPS]
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Not sweet enough.
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Hm, powdered sugar.
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[HUMS]
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You gentlemen
are very kind to sit in.
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We play for 10 cents a point.
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Jacks or better to open?
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[FOOT STOMPING] Ow.
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I'm playing over here.
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Are deuces wild?
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LARRY: Deal 'em up, please.
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No sandbagging, now.
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Madame wants me
to serve this now.
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Relax, I'll take it.
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And don't forget, toots, I got
a date to take your census.
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Nyuck, nyuck.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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[MOE WHISTLES]
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I was just
gonna water the flower.
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[HUMS]
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[CREAKS]
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Hm.
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What are you puckering up about?
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I know you'll enjoy that drink.
I made it myself.
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It looks good.
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Do you like it?
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[THICKLY] Yes, it's delicious.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, here's mud in your eye.
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Does your drink taste all right?
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Little heavy
on the Angora bitters.
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In fact, I think the goat walked
right through it, I'm sure.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Cheerio.
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[SHUDDERS]
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[MUFFLED]
Sort of an internal hotfoot.
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[MUFFLED]
You say the most amusing things.
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[MUFFLED CHUCKLE]
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Can't now. Everybody's looking.
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[GRUNTING]
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Who--? Who--? Whose bid?
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Your bid.
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Two diamonds.
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Three no-trump.
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I double.
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MAN: Redouble.
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What'd you say?
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I double.
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MAN: Oh.
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You wanna say something?
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Your move.
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MAN: Well, who bids?
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Your bid.
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[ALL MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY]
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Roses are red and how do you do?
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Drink four of these
and whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Hm.
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Hm!
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[GULPING]
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[STUTTERING]
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[GROANS]
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[MUFFLED]
What's wrong with this punch?
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[MUFFLED]
Oh, I didn't think you cared.
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Mwah.
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[INCOHERENT ANGRY MUMBLING]
[LAUGHS]
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Oh!
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[BARKS]
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[CURLY SQUEALS]
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[MUFFLED] Pardon me.
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[INCOHERENT MUMBLING]
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Mm.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Ooh!
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[SQUEALS]
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Ah!
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[SPUTTERS]
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Ah-- Ah--
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Why, you...
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[HARD THUMP] [CURLY SCREAMS]
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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[MUTED SHOUTING]
[GUESTS LAUGHING]
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[SPUTTERS]
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Nobody home in that house,
either.
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Where is everybody?
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Maybe it's the Fourth of July.
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The Fourth of July in October?
255
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You never can tell.
256
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,430
Look what they did
to Thanksgiving.
257
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,430
Why-- [CROWD CHEERING]
258
00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:39,930
Why don't you quit yelling?
259
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:42,430
That ain't me.
260
00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:43,570
Hey, look.
261
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,940
[CHEERING]
262
00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,860
Boy, there must be
100,000 people in there.
263
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:53,860
We'll make a fortune.
264
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,450
Whoo-whoo.
265
00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:56,530
How much is 4 cents
times 100,000?
266
00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:58,530
Uh...
267
00:11:58,530 --> 00:12:00,540
[IMITATING CALCULATOR KEYS
CLACKING]
268
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[TYPEWRITER DING]
269
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dollar and a half.
270
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A dollar and a half?
271
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That's without the tax.
272
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Without tax.
273
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Oh!
274
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,020
To the census.
275
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Oh! Where are you going?
276
00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,020
To the census. Well, come on.
277
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[CROWD CHEERING]
278
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[INAUDIBLE]
279
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To the census. Go.
280
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,990
No game.
281
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Hm.
282
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[BARKS]
283
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Quarterback.
284
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Halfback.
285
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,500
Hunchback. Nyuck, nyuck.
286
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,670
[ALL CHEERING]
287
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,140
Move over, fellas.
288
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,140
Spread out, boys.
We're census takers.
289
00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:59,730
Hm.
290
00:12:59,730 --> 00:13:02,230
You're so big, I ought
to get 8 cents for you.
291
00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:03,730
How old are you?
292
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:04,730
Scram.
293
00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,230
[LOUD POP] Ooh!
294
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,350
MOE: Hey, wait a minute.
295
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,360
CURLY: Hey, wait for me.
296
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,910
MOE: Hey, come on.
CURLY: What's the idea?
297
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:17,360
CURLY:
What are you so stubborn for?
298
00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:21,920
What's the idea? Now, look--
299
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,500
CURLY:
I just wanna ask you a question.
300
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,500
MOE: Now, look here, buddy,
301
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,210
give us a break, will you?
302
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:28,790
Now, look, look,
303
00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:30,380
if you'll answer this question--
304
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:31,940
CURLY: I only have
one thing to ask you.
305
00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:34,960
Why don't you
give us a break here?
306
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,960
[LOUD THUMP]
307
00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:40,050
Ah-- Ah-- Ah--
308
00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,440
[GROWLS]
309
00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,520
[REFEREE WHISTLE BLOWS]
310
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,020
Mm.
311
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,520
Oh, refreshments.
312
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,520
I get--
313
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,140
Mm.
314
00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,230
MOE: You can trust us.
315
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,730
LARRY:
We'll only tell the government.
316
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,730
CURLY: Red-hot ice cream.
317
00:13:52,730 --> 00:13:55,730
Frozen frankfurters.
A prize in every package, folks.
318
00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:57,320
Step up. What are you up to?
319
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,820
We gotta make these guys talk.
320
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,320
You take the right end. Right.
321
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,320
I'll take the left end.
322
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,820
What'll you take?
I'll take vanilla.
323
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,330
Okay--
324
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:06,330
You don't like chocolate?
I still like vanilla.
325
00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:08,830
Well, then, have some.
Oh, thanks.
326
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:09,830
Mm!
327
00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:10,830
Ooh.
328
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,330
You'll still take vanilla, eh?
Yeah.
329
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:13,920
Uh-huh, well, I like chocolate.
330
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,500
[REFEREE WHISTLE BLOWS]
MAN: Let's go.
331
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,500
Hey, they're getting away.
332
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,590
CURLY: Oh, no, you don't.
333
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,670
MOE: Hey, will you guys
cut out playing games?
334
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,680
We got business to do.
335
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,180
LARRY:
Just a couple of questions.
336
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,680
MOE:
Wait a minute. Just a second.
337
00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,600
LARRY: Here.
338
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,180
I'm getting sick of this.
How old are you?
339
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,520
Twenty-seven.
Now we're getting someplace.
340
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,600
Nineteen, 83, 27, 22.
341
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,070
Why don't you make up your mind?
342
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,910
CURLY: Oh.
343
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,490
[ALL CHEER]
344
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,530
[REFEREE WHISTLE BLOWS]
345
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:46,030
[SCREAMS]
346
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,040
Mm-- Oh!
347
00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,040
Ah!
348
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,040
Hey, that's me.
349
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,540
That's-- That's-- That's me.
350
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:56,040
Hm, how did you get up there?
351
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,180
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
352
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,260
[CURLY GRUNTS]
353
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:03,770
Why didn't you stop him,
applehead?
354
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,270
I couldn't.
He was in too big a hurry.
355
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,270
Wait a minute, if we could only
steal that ball,
356
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,270
they'd talk to us.
This'll stop them.
357
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,230
If we tie them down,
they can't get the ball.
358
00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:12,780
Well, what are you waiting for?
359
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,280
Right.
360
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,780
Now, listen, knucklehead,
361
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,280
we'll hold them
and you grab the ball.
362
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,790
Hike.
363
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:21,790
Ooh.
364
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,070
Go on.
365
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,740
Boy, you got brains
like Napoleon.
366
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:29,740
Napoleon's dead.
367
00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:30,750
I know it.
368
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,250
[FABRIC RIPPING]
369
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:35,630
[WHISTLE BLOWS] [CROWD CHEERING]
370
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,190
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
371
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,630
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