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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,372 --> 00:00:03,504 (cheers and applause on tv) 2 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,606 So, guys, what'd you think Of the oscars? 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:06,607 I loved it. 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,079 So much razzle. 5 00:00:08,079 --> 00:00:09,710 So much... Dazzle. 6 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:13,284 I'm just pleased that lace Is once again a fashion "Do." 7 00:00:13,284 --> 00:00:15,686 The "In memoriam" montage Was wonderful. 8 00:00:15,686 --> 00:00:17,718 I'd love to meet Those people someday. 9 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,550 Should we tell-- Nope. No upside. 10 00:00:19,550 --> 00:00:20,691 Right. 11 00:00:20,691 --> 00:00:22,153 Will someone Come check my homework? 12 00:00:22,153 --> 00:00:23,694 Oh, be right there, Sweetheart! 13 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:25,025 Thanks! 14 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,657 Hey, larry, You all right over there? 15 00:00:26,657 --> 00:00:28,529 No, he's fine. This happens sometimes 16 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,101 When he watches tv. 17 00:00:30,101 --> 00:00:31,102 Um, okay. 18 00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:34,205 Well, you guys Have a great night. 19 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,167 We'll do it again Next year. 20 00:00:38,109 --> 00:00:39,710 (whispers) he's fine. 21 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:45,246 Okay. Let's take a look. 22 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,417 Really, bud? 23 00:00:46,417 --> 00:00:49,150 For 10 times 2, You went with 100%? 24 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,551 Crushed it. 25 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,052 Well, no. 26 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,255 That's all right, buddy. Just school. 27 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,127 Go brush your teeth. I'll come up to say good night. 28 00:00:56,127 --> 00:00:58,089 Okay. 29 00:00:58,089 --> 00:00:59,430 Really? It's just school? 30 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:00,631 It's third grade Math homework. 31 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:02,193 I don't want him To beat himself up. 32 00:01:02,193 --> 00:01:04,395 Well, marty, I think we need To be a little tougher on him. 33 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:06,167 You know, I think we need To push him a little more. 34 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,099 Ah, we push him plenty. Do we? 35 00:01:08,099 --> 00:01:10,271 Becoming a little fast and loose With the old fist pump. 36 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:12,143 You're becoming like A fist-pump slut. 37 00:01:12,143 --> 00:01:14,074 (chuckles) that's a good one. 38 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,377 Look, you know how my parents Made me feel growing up, 39 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:18,809 With the crazy pressure. 40 00:01:18,809 --> 00:01:22,253 I don't wanna get Like that with max. 41 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,589 Larry? 42 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,620 (snaps) 43 00:01:31,362 --> 00:01:33,093 I... 44 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:36,127 Am going to win... 45 00:01:36,127 --> 00:01:38,098 An oscar. 46 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,201 Hmm. 47 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:47,678 ♪♪♪ 48 00:01:47,678 --> 00:01:50,211 I'm borrowing some dvds. 49 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,543 Only the academy award winners. 50 00:01:52,543 --> 00:01:54,245 Okay, larry. Well, We're gonna go to bed. 51 00:01:54,245 --> 00:01:55,586 You can take whatever You want. 52 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:56,887 Just make sure you shut The lights before you leave. 53 00:01:56,887 --> 00:01:58,849 I'm borrowing the movies For research 54 00:01:58,849 --> 00:02:02,393 To help me craft My own oscar-winning film. 55 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:04,855 Mm. Fun project. Good night. 56 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:10,130 When I first arrived here, 57 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:14,235 I wanted to win a nobel prize. But after watching the oscars, 58 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:18,169 I realized that the nobel prize Is just small potatoes. 59 00:02:18,169 --> 00:02:20,771 I mean, can you even name One nobel prize winner? (spits) 60 00:02:20,771 --> 00:02:22,713 That's easy-- And don't say nelson mandela. 61 00:02:22,713 --> 00:02:25,376 Oh. You see, On your meshugenner planet, 62 00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:28,219 You revere filmmakers More than peacemakers. 63 00:02:28,219 --> 00:02:33,254 Thus, I shall win the most Important award you have--oscar. 64 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,425 Bono? No. Mnh-mnh. 65 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:36,257 Sean penn? No. Google? 66 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,259 (door closes) 67 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,761 Mom! Dad! I have The biggest news ever! 68 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,263 Me and dick-- Dick and I. 69 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,934 Really? Biggest news ever, 70 00:02:43,934 --> 00:02:45,296 And you're stopping me For grammar? 71 00:02:45,296 --> 00:02:46,737 Come on. Come on. What? 72 00:02:46,737 --> 00:02:49,600 We were picked to compete In the district spelling bee! 73 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,941 Can you believe it? 74 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:53,804 No, I-I don't Believe that, kiddo. 75 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:56,347 Do you have written proof? 76 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:58,209 I sure d-o. 77 00:02:58,209 --> 00:02:59,510 Ha ha! 78 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:01,252 I just can't stop. I don't know why. Oh, well... 79 00:03:01,252 --> 00:03:02,613 Um, max, you spelled better 80 00:03:02,613 --> 00:03:04,885 Than every other kid In your class? 81 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,758 Yeah. Well, a lot were out With strep throat. 82 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:09,220 What word did you spell? 83 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:10,221 They picked the words Out of a hat, 84 00:03:10,221 --> 00:03:11,822 And I had to spell "Weaver." 85 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:14,925 Oh. So you got in By spelling your last name? 86 00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:16,367 Pretty cool, huh? 87 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:17,768 It's like I was meant To win the spelling bee! 88 00:03:17,768 --> 00:03:18,929 (laughs) 89 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:22,403 The district spelling bee. 90 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:26,307 That means the magnet school With the gluten-free cafeteria, 91 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,409 And our kid got in By spelling his last name. 92 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,611 Well, we got a week To teach him how to spell. 93 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,413 I'm gonna get started On the flash cards. 94 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,315 Okay, but please, we just can't Put too much pressure on him. 95 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:36,216 I don't want him to get up there And choke, you know? 96 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,389 You remember what happened With the-- Okay, marty, 97 00:03:38,389 --> 00:03:39,590 We all remember the incident. 98 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:40,591 I don't know about the incident. 99 00:03:40,591 --> 00:03:41,822 What's the incident? 100 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,594 I'm gonna break out The vcr. 101 00:03:43,594 --> 00:03:44,655 No, no, no, no, no! 102 00:03:44,655 --> 00:03:46,226 Don't make me watch it. Please. No. 103 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,930 Honey, she needs to know Where she comes from. 104 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,963 All right, I'm off to zumba With mary lou retton. 105 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:54,605 What are you doing, husband? 106 00:03:54,605 --> 00:03:56,407 I'm making A list of the qualities 107 00:03:56,407 --> 00:03:59,340 Of all The oscar-winning films, 108 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,011 And then I'll incorporate them Into my movie 109 00:04:01,011 --> 00:04:03,674 And be a shoo-in For "Best picture." 110 00:04:03,674 --> 00:04:05,346 I'm up to "The blind side"-- 111 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,478 "Best actress," 2010. 112 00:04:07,478 --> 00:04:08,679 Great news, parents! 113 00:04:08,679 --> 00:04:11,322 I got into The district spelling bee. 114 00:04:11,322 --> 00:04:13,253 Oh, that's wonderful, son. 115 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,555 Do you need me To help you study? 116 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:16,827 No, thanks. My intellect Surpassed yours years ago. 117 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:20,461 Actually, I don't really Need you for anything anymore. 118 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:23,033 Jeez, dick, tell me How you really feel. 119 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:25,336 Well, I suppose the only reason That I still live here 120 00:04:25,336 --> 00:04:28,299 Is because I crave approval From my father. 121 00:04:28,299 --> 00:04:31,442 Father, I qualified For a spelling bee. 122 00:04:31,442 --> 00:04:33,904 Yes, and you're being Quite irritating about it. 123 00:04:33,904 --> 00:04:37,348 Round and round we go. 124 00:04:37,348 --> 00:04:40,411 Care to join me For "The blind side"? 125 00:04:40,411 --> 00:04:42,313 Apparently it's A heartwarming story 126 00:04:42,313 --> 00:04:43,484 Of a southern woman 127 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:46,687 Who takes in a giant black child Who needs a home. 128 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:50,521 Oh, I remember what it was like To be needed by a child. 129 00:04:50,521 --> 00:04:52,923 Though mine's not A giant black. 130 00:04:52,923 --> 00:04:55,996 More of a petite ginger. 131 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:56,997 Roll it. 132 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,028 (beeps) 133 00:04:58,028 --> 00:04:59,870 So when your dad And I started dating, 134 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:01,332 I thought it would be fun 135 00:05:01,332 --> 00:05:02,933 If we sang "Summer lovin'" From "Grease" 136 00:05:02,933 --> 00:05:04,335 At the senior recital. 137 00:05:04,335 --> 00:05:06,477 You and I so would not have Been friends in high school. 138 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:07,478 Continue. 139 00:05:07,478 --> 00:05:08,709 When my parents found out, 140 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,941 They built it up to be This huge thing, you know? 141 00:05:10,941 --> 00:05:12,743 Made me practice Around the clock. 142 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:14,084 Okay. Just watch. 143 00:05:14,084 --> 00:05:15,616 (band playing "Summer nights") 144 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:16,617 Oy. (sighs) 145 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,688 (debbie) we did a duet, 146 00:05:17,688 --> 00:05:19,350 And your father Had the first line, 147 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:20,851 But he just froze. 148 00:05:20,851 --> 00:05:24,024 ♪♪♪ 149 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:27,858 Ugh. I choked In front of everyone. 150 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:29,630 Now watch what She does here. Look. (debbie, off-key) ♪ summer days, driftin' away ♪ 151 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,701 Watch what she does. Oh, let it go. 152 00:05:30,701 --> 00:05:31,702 Watch. 153 00:05:31,702 --> 00:05:33,864 ♪ to, oh, oh, the summer ni-- ♪ 154 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:36,607 ♪♪♪ 155 00:05:36,607 --> 00:05:37,838 (microphone thuds, Feedback whines) 156 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,972 ♪♪♪ 157 00:05:41,972 --> 00:05:45,646 (click) And that, daughter of mine, Is "The incident." 158 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,347 Thank you. 159 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,780 That was the best thing We've ever done together. 160 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:50,951 (exhales) 161 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,687 And that's why we can't put Too much pressure on max. 162 00:05:56,687 --> 00:05:59,029 Okay. We'll be low-key About it. Casual. 163 00:05:59,029 --> 00:06:01,492 Oh, yeah. Because you're great At being casual. 164 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:05,436 No one casually abandons their Husband on stage quite like you. 165 00:06:05,436 --> 00:06:08,599 Oh, 25 years ago, marty. Let it go. 166 00:06:08,599 --> 00:06:11,101 Yeah, but it feels Like yesterday. 167 00:06:11,101 --> 00:06:13,373 ♪♪♪ 168 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,374 (beeps) 169 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,647 "Blind side" is The most wonderful movie 170 00:06:16,647 --> 00:06:18,509 In the entire world. 171 00:06:18,509 --> 00:06:21,151 I love the way that helpless Giant needs sandra bullock 172 00:06:21,151 --> 00:06:23,383 To give him a home And take care of him. 173 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,416 I want a child to blindside. 174 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:27,788 Oh, I don't think you're using The term "Blind side" correctly. 175 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:28,789 Of course I am. 176 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:29,920 "Blind side," verb-- 177 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,391 To find a person less fortunate Than you are 178 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,663 And dramatically Change his life 179 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:33,864 So that you feel like The most important 180 00:06:33,864 --> 00:06:35,426 And most needed person In the entire world. 181 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:37,768 I stand corrected. 182 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:40,971 All right, love dumpling, I'm off to make my oscar winner. 183 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:41,972 Wish me luck. 184 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:43,103 Good luck. 185 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,835 I don't need luck. I have my list. 186 00:06:44,835 --> 00:06:46,477 Just like my homeboy, Schindler. 187 00:06:46,477 --> 00:06:48,739 "Best picture," 1993. 188 00:06:48,739 --> 00:06:49,910 Oh. 189 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,913 Hey, buddy, Whatcha doing? 190 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,184 Gonna go skateboard. 191 00:06:54,184 --> 00:06:55,446 Hey, I have an idea. 192 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:58,519 What do you say We play a game 193 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,652 Where we spell everything We're gonna do? Watch. 194 00:07:01,652 --> 00:07:03,524 I'm gonna read. 195 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,425 R-e-a-d. 196 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,828 Okay, let's do that. Max, what are you gonna do? 197 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,861 L-e-v. 198 00:07:10,861 --> 00:07:11,862 Was that "Leave"? 199 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:13,764 I fear it was. (door closes) 200 00:07:13,764 --> 00:07:16,507 Mommy, are you ready to have Our tuesday tea party 201 00:07:16,507 --> 00:07:18,038 With me and the girls? 202 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,970 Oh, baby, another time. Mommy has to go outside 203 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:21,612 And trick your brother Into spelling stuff, 204 00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:23,474 'cause daddy won't let her be A good mommy. 205 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:27,548 (door opens) She says to the 6-year-old 206 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,780 Who she just left alone In the house. 207 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:38,889 (amplified voice) and action! 208 00:07:38,889 --> 00:07:40,591 We'll be 209 00:07:40,591 --> 00:07:42,032 Safe here, mama... 210 00:07:42,032 --> 00:07:43,794 (as forrest gump) Because life is like 211 00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,566 A box o' chocolates. 212 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:46,937 And music! 213 00:07:46,937 --> 00:07:50,571 ♪ dum-dum da dum ♪ 214 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,473 ♪ dum dum da-da da-dum ♪ Oh, no! Rain man found us! 215 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,575 Definitely. Definitely. 216 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,676 You're not real! 217 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:58,478 You're just a symptom Of my schizophrenia, 218 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,911 The one downside of my... 219 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:02,553 Beautiful mind. 220 00:08:02,553 --> 00:08:04,484 (brays) 221 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,986 Cut! Cut! Cut! 222 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,788 How was that, father? 223 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,019 Absolute drivel. 224 00:08:09,019 --> 00:08:11,592 Apparently, Stringing together elements 225 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:12,863 From oscar-winning movies 226 00:08:12,863 --> 00:08:14,525 Does not make A compelling film. 227 00:08:14,525 --> 00:08:15,866 It is harder Than I thought. 228 00:08:15,866 --> 00:08:18,498 Perhaps, uh, "Best picture" Is a bit ambitious. 229 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,500 If only there was A kind of film 230 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,002 That didn't require A script or fancy sets 231 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,634 Or real actors? 232 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:25,576 Like those Tyler perry things? 233 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:28,609 No. A movie where We film the world around us? 234 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,782 That's it. A documentary. 235 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:33,644 I just need Something to document. 236 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:37,517 ...C-e-r-o-s. Rhinoceros. 237 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,819 Yes. 238 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,622 Everyone loves a movie About a kid who wins it all. 239 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,624 Dick, I am going to make a movie 240 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,157 About your road To spelling bee victory. 241 00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:49,900 Fatherly attention? I'll take it. 242 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:53,904 Yes. I'm going to win an oscar For best documentary. 243 00:08:53,904 --> 00:08:56,236 ♪ da-dum, da-dum ♪ 244 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,708 Thank you. 245 00:09:01,572 --> 00:09:04,575 (whirring) 246 00:09:07,818 --> 00:09:09,219 Sweetheart, What's the matter? 247 00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:11,652 I was supposed to have A tea party today, 248 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,985 But now nobody Wants to have one with me. 249 00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:18,088 A child of a different race In need. 250 00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:20,230 A selfless woman in a vehicle. 251 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,067 (southern accent) So what you're sayin' 252 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,939 Is that you have nowhere To have your tea party tonight? 253 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:29,940 I'm not saying that. 254 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,742 I have a tea set In my room. 255 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:33,043 Don't you lie to me. 256 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:34,945 Why are you talking Like reba? 257 00:09:34,945 --> 00:09:37,007 Get in. You're comin' home with me. 258 00:09:37,007 --> 00:09:39,109 Okay. 259 00:09:39,109 --> 00:09:40,651 Blind sided. 260 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,754 ...E-m-u-m. Chrysanthemum. 261 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,155 Right again. 262 00:09:45,155 --> 00:09:47,187 Of course I am. I memorized the dictionary. 263 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,019 Spell "Porcupine." 264 00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:52,362 P-o-r-c-u-p-I-n-e. 265 00:09:52,362 --> 00:09:53,664 Porcupine. 266 00:09:53,664 --> 00:09:55,095 (under breath) For the love of god. 267 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,998 Reggie, I'm reviewing my list Of oscar-winning elements 268 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,630 And getting worried. Hmm. 269 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:02,272 Do you feel this has, "A," dramatic tension... 270 00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:04,775 No. "B," an underdog... 271 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:07,708 I am the best speller In the world. 272 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,340 No. "C," a relatable lead? 273 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,212 My tail hurts. 274 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,915 Unh-unh. I'm not even going to Tell you "D." 275 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,817 Sex appeal. 276 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,949 "D" is sex appeal. 277 00:10:18,949 --> 00:10:21,992 I fear my brother Is not leading man material. 278 00:10:21,992 --> 00:10:26,797 You're right. We need someone More... Camera-friendly, 279 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:29,229 Someone who seems Like a long shot 280 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,901 To win a spelling bee, 281 00:10:30,901 --> 00:10:34,735 But is so loveable that you Root for him against all odds. 282 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,766 (max) whoa! (skateboard clacks) 283 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,269 I'm okay! 284 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:43,714 Maxwell "Against all odds" weaver. 285 00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:47,748 I am going to make you a star. 286 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:54,785 (southern accent) Now I know it's not much. 287 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,361 (whispers) whoa. 288 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:05,736 (normal voice) I've never had One of these before. 289 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:07,267 A room to yourself? 290 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,701 No. A room Just for tea parties. 291 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:14,174 Okay, alli, You sit here, 292 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,206 And funny bunny, You sit here, 293 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:18,308 And... (under breath) blind sided. 294 00:11:18,308 --> 00:11:19,910 Sit up. Okay. 295 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,853 (rock version of "The Star-spangled banner" playing) 296 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:26,857 (wheels clacking) 297 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:30,861 (clicks) That's my relatable, All-american boy. 298 00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:32,062 Hello, father. 299 00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:34,965 Shouldn't we get back To the documentary? 300 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,126 "Tetracycline." 301 00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:39,199 T-e-t-r-a-c-y-c-l-I-n-e. 302 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,801 "Tetracycline." Dick... 303 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,873 I have some rather Unfortunate news. 304 00:11:42,873 --> 00:11:45,405 You are no longer the star Of my documentary. 305 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,977 But it's called 306 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:49,709 "Larry bird presents dick butkus Wins the spelling bee." 307 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,741 I'm essential. 308 00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:52,282 Son, I'm gonna Shoot you straight 309 00:11:52,282 --> 00:11:54,885 Because I know that's how You like to receive information. 310 00:11:54,885 --> 00:11:57,117 No, it isn't. I don't know why You decided that. 311 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,489 You aren't relatable, You're not all-american, 312 00:11:59,489 --> 00:12:01,491 And you keep looking directly Into my camera lens. 313 00:12:01,491 --> 00:12:04,724 So I'm making another Documentary. It's called 314 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,799 "Larry bird presents Max weaver--against all odds." 315 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:11,101 You're making a documentary About max? 316 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:12,963 I am. Now if you'll excuse me, 317 00:12:12,963 --> 00:12:14,234 I have to get back To editing 318 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,307 My "Max skateboards And is a cutie pie" sequence. 319 00:12:17,307 --> 00:12:18,308 (clicks) 320 00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:23,313 (door opens) 321 00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:24,374 (larry) okay, max, 322 00:12:24,374 --> 00:12:26,376 I really want you to fake up The humility, okay? 323 00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:29,049 I mean, I don't know If I'm gonna win the bee, 324 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,482 But I'm gonna try my best. All right. Now cuter. 325 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:34,324 I mean, I don't know If I'm gonna win the bee, 326 00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:37,357 But I'm gonna try my best. 327 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:41,291 Okay, what is going on? Oh. Larry asked me to star In his documentary. 328 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,394 It's gonna be all about How I win the spelling bee. 329 00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:47,437 Thanks, larry. That's just what we needed. 330 00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:48,899 Okay. Let's get spelling. 331 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:50,340 (larry) oh, good. You won't even know we're here. 332 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,302 Okay. Shovel. 333 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:53,844 Oh, debbie. Um... 334 00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:55,405 You think you could get A stutter going? 335 00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:57,447 I want to get a kind Of "King's speech" 336 00:12:57,447 --> 00:12:59,549 Thing going here. Give me your best colin firth. 337 00:12:59,549 --> 00:13:01,481 What time is it? 338 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,953 (southern accent) May I have 339 00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:05,185 One of those cookies, abby? They look simply divine. 340 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:10,320 Ms. Joyner-kersee, I miss my mommy. 341 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,022 I know you do, baby. 342 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:13,363 But she's a drug addict, 343 00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:15,896 And she can't give you the life My white family can. 344 00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:20,330 (gasps) I think I hear My mom calling. 345 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:24,074 What's that? Come home now? 346 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:27,377 Well, you know my mom And her rules. 347 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,014 In the end, they all leave. 348 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:37,017 (max) a-l-o-n-e. Alone. 349 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,448 Caterpillar. 350 00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:41,291 Guys, enough. I'm tired. Well, you know What they say-- 351 00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,023 Nothing wakes you up More than spelling. 352 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,524 Show me one person Who says that. 353 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,127 Show me that person And I'll spell all night. 354 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,358 (door opens) 355 00:13:48,358 --> 00:13:49,359 Check me out, father. 356 00:13:49,359 --> 00:13:51,361 I have A new all-american look. 357 00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:54,464 What's the hippity haps, My fellow relatable americans? 358 00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:56,406 Dick, please. We're recording. 359 00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:58,909 Okay, come on, max. Caterpillar. 360 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,540 I said I'm tired. 361 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,571 Father, do you like My all-american 362 00:14:01,571 --> 00:14:04,474 Chubby checkers twist? (grunts) 363 00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:05,475 Dick. Okay, If you're gonna stay, 364 00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:06,546 You have to be quiet. 365 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,448 Listen, max, we're trying To help you, okay? 366 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,050 Now come on. Caterpillar. 367 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,521 Larry says I don't need help. 368 00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:14,554 Larry says I'm a great story And I can't lose. 369 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,057 That's right, max. Really? Well maybe Larry should be more concerned 370 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,558 With you not Humiliating yourself. 371 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,093 I'm gonna humiliate myself? 372 00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:24,594 No, sweetie, That is not what he meant. 373 00:14:24,594 --> 00:14:26,636 That's not what I meant-- Okay, guys, I just need Some time alone. 374 00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:28,939 Can you please Just get out? 375 00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:31,341 Okay. Okay. I will give you a moment. Please just go. 376 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,543 Please, mom. But, dick, your hat Is in the shot. 377 00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:36,506 That's it. Nothing I do makes you proud. 378 00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:38,578 What are you talking about? You, too. 379 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,310 Just need a quick 2-shot. That's it. No. 380 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:41,451 And then I'll be... You do not get a 2-shot. 381 00:14:41,451 --> 00:14:44,955 Out of your hair. No. Go. 382 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,457 (sighs) 383 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:50,190 Well, at least Vertical stripes are slimming. 384 00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:56,997 Shh. Shh. Shh. 385 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:57,998 (door opens) Here they come. 386 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,429 Sound speed. Action! 387 00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:03,133 You're gonna do great Today, honey. 388 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,504 Yeah. We believe in you, Kiddo. 389 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,276 Yeah, well, You didn't last night. 390 00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:07,507 I need to focus. 391 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,939 (marty) all right. All right. 392 00:15:08,939 --> 00:15:10,640 Wanna sit together, Ms. Joyner-kersee? 393 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,582 That depends. Are you ready to start acting 394 00:15:12,582 --> 00:15:15,445 Like an impoverished 300-pound black man? 395 00:15:15,445 --> 00:15:17,617 Yeah, I'll be Right there, mom! 396 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,519 Ball and chain. 397 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,121 (larry) reggie, boom! 398 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,623 Careful not to record me, Father. 399 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,325 Wouldn't want Someone so unrelatable 400 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,027 Tainting your documentary. 401 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,698 Oh, dick, get off it. 402 00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:31,261 (marty) oh, great, Here he comes. 403 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:34,334 No. Not so close. No filming in the car. 404 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,635 Give me that. (larry) one quick shot in here, Debbie, and I'll be out. 405 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,667 Give me the freakin'-- (static crackles) 406 00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,670 (indistinct conversations) 407 00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:43,943 This is crazy. 408 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,216 I can't spell. 409 00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:48,718 What am I even doing here? 410 00:15:53,984 --> 00:15:55,685 (amplified voice) "Libraries"-- 411 00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:59,659 L-I-b-r-a-r-I-e-s. "Libraries." It's almost max's turn. 412 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,191 I can't watch. 413 00:16:01,191 --> 00:16:04,734 (scattered applause) (amplified voice) Next up is dick... 414 00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:06,236 Butkus. 415 00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,467 (beeps) 416 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,600 (orchestra playing "Yankee doodle") 417 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:15,245 ♪♪♪ 418 00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:19,479 (amplified voice) hello, my Fellow red-white-and-blue-ies. 419 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,082 Uh... Hello. 420 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,184 Your word is "Cylinder." 421 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,487 Though my father doesn't see it, I'm as american as apple pie. 422 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,689 Can I get a round of sound? 423 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,261 (scattered applause) 424 00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:34,694 Okay. Please spell "Cylinder." 425 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,697 C-y-l-I-n-d-e-r. See you Next round, guys and dolls. 426 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,329 (scattered applause, Audience murmuring) 427 00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:42,432 Next up, max weaver. 428 00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:43,633 (whispers) here's our boy. 429 00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:55,645 Max, your word is "Resource." 430 00:16:55,645 --> 00:16:57,547 (amplified voice) resource. 431 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:58,648 (exhales deeply) 432 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,050 R... 433 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:03,393 E... 434 00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:05,755 Uh... 435 00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:08,628 Oh, no. Why isn't He saying more letters? I don't know. 436 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,231 Oh, god. He's choking Just like I did. 437 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:15,335 "The incident" part two-- "The incident strikes back." 438 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,606 (max) r... 439 00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,338 E... 440 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,340 Starting over. 441 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,072 R... 442 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:24,544 Starting over. 443 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,716 Uh... 444 00:17:26,716 --> 00:17:29,379 (audience gasps and murmurs) 445 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:35,255 ♪ summer lovin', Had me a blast ♪ 446 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:39,559 ♪ summer lovin'... ♪ 447 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,630 Uh... 448 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,132 ♪ sum... ♪ 449 00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:43,463 ♪ su-- ♪ 450 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,696 ♪ happened so fast ♪ 451 00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:50,200 (together) ♪ summer days driftin' away ♪ Third act plot twist. 452 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,742 Move! Making a movie here. Move! 453 00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:54,304 ♪ summer nights ♪ 454 00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:56,606 Uh... Um... 455 00:17:56,606 --> 00:17:58,248 It's, uh... 456 00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:00,510 What... Does it go--what is-- It goes, uh... 457 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:01,681 Oh, my god. 458 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:05,185 "Well-a well-a well-a, unh." 459 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:09,859 Tell me more. Tell me more. Did you get very far?" 460 00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:12,422 (lowered voice) supporting Actors. Original song. 461 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,594 I'm going to win Every oscar. 462 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,568 ♪ yeah, we got friendly Down in the sand, yeah, yeah ♪ 463 00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:20,200 (debbie and marty, off-key) ♪ summer heat ♪ 464 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,232 ♪ boy and girl meet ♪ 465 00:18:22,232 --> 00:18:26,376 ♪ oh-oh, oh, the summer nights ♪ 466 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:27,377 Okay. He's gone. 467 00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:29,809 ♪ it turned colder ♪ 468 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,343 ♪ that's where it ends ♪ 469 00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:35,114 (lowered voice) Deb, it's over now, so... Oh. All right. 470 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,687 Come on. Come on. Let's go. 471 00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:38,688 (popping) 472 00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:40,720 And all that anyone Will remember 473 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,623 Are the crazy people That started singing. 474 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,695 Thanks again, guys. That's what We're here for, kiddo. 475 00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:46,896 And we're also here To help you 476 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,798 When you have trouble With stuff, okay? 477 00:18:48,798 --> 00:18:50,800 We're gonna start buckling down On the homework a little more. 478 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,663 Finally some structure. 479 00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:55,635 I've been drowning over here. 480 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,368 Told ya. 481 00:19:02,212 --> 00:19:03,643 (sighs) 482 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,876 Look, I'm sorry I got bored of My tea room, ms. Joyner-kersee. 483 00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,779 It was nice for a while... 484 00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,781 Until it got weird. 485 00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:12,882 So you did need me? 486 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:15,154 Mm... Sure. 487 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,788 Would you say That I changed your life? No. 488 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,560 Can you just say That I changed your life? 489 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,561 Okay. 490 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,162 You changed my life. 491 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,436 (southern accent) No, big abby. You changed mine. 492 00:19:26,436 --> 00:19:27,437 (exhales) 493 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,800 (under breath) blind sided. 494 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,542 You should see a therapist. 495 00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,803 Okay, larry, we're all here 496 00:19:33,803 --> 00:19:35,805 To watch Your oscar-winning movie. 497 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,777 Yes. Uh, my movie. 498 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:43,883 Um, may I present "A spelling bee movie"? 499 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,917 (dave thomas junior's "3 wishes" playing) 500 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:51,221 C-y-l-I-n-d-e-r. See you Next round, guys and dolls. 501 00:19:51,221 --> 00:19:54,724 (applause) 502 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,327 This right here Is zabvronian d.N.A. 503 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,503 (lowered voice) father, This isn't about max. 504 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,806 No. I, um... I went in a different direction. 505 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,909 ♪ what they'd be ♪ 506 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,482 You missed my mom and dad Performing? 507 00:20:12,482 --> 00:20:14,944 And the part where debbie got Frisked outside the building. 508 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:16,886 Dude, you missed Everything important. 509 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,589 Well, I suppose That's a matter of opinion. 510 00:20:19,589 --> 00:20:23,723 ♪ I tell you what they'd be ♪ 511 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,754 (lowered voice) I don't think 512 00:20:24,754 --> 00:20:26,796 This is your oscar winner, Father. 513 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:30,760 That's all right. I'll get 'em next time. 514 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,932 ♪ would be all... ♪ 515 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,404 (static crackles) 516 00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:37,907 (lowered voice) 13 days Since the weavers' arrival. 517 00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:39,939 They seem Relatively harmless. (marty snoring) 518 00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,711 What was that? Um... 519 00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:43,913 Oh, um... Here. Hold your brother! 520 00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:44,914 (debbie) what is that? (all shouting at once) 521 00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:47,317 (debbie) why would you do that?! 522 00:20:47,317 --> 00:20:50,950 You guys crossed the line! You crossed the line! 523 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,622 More popcorn, anyone? 524 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,928 (imitating dustin hoffman) For god sake, mrs. Robinson. 525 00:20:58,928 --> 00:21:00,390 You got me into your house, You pour me a drink, 526 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,691 You turn on music, Now you're telling me 527 00:21:01,691 --> 00:21:03,763 Your husband Won't be home for hours? 528 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,636 (seductive orchestral score Playing) (larry's voice) so? 529 00:21:06,636 --> 00:21:09,739 Mrs. Robinson, You're trying to seduce me. 530 00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:13,803 (larry chuckles) 531 00:21:13,803 --> 00:21:15,905 Aren't you? 532 00:21:15,905 --> 00:21:16,976 (click, music stops) 533 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,812 I could have been a star. 38301

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