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"With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
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I'm going out to South Park,gonna have myself a time,
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Friendly faces everywhere,humble folks without temptation,
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I'm going down to South Park,gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night,people spouting howdy neighbor,
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I'm heading out to South Park,gonna see if I can't unwind
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I like fucking silly bitches
and I know my penis likes it.
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So come on down to South Parkand meet some friends of mine
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And now back to,Wheel of Fortune.
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All right, Randy.
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Congratulations on making it
all the way to the bonus round.
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Thanks, Pat.
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You got some family
here watching tonight.
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Yeah, they're all
rooting for me.
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And I'm sure you have lots of friends
watching back home?
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Yeah. Hi, everybodywatching in South Park.
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- That's us.
- Hey, hey!
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- Get me sauce. Hey, Randy!
- Good luck!
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Well let see if you can
make everyone proud.
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The category is:
"People who annoy you."
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Okay.
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As always we give you the letters,
"R", "T", "S", "L" and "E".
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We just need
three more consonants
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and a vowel.
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Okay, I'd like a "B".
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An "N" and a "G".
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- And the vowel?
- An "O", please.
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Okay well, looks like
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you're gonna
get a lot of help here.
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The category is:
"People who annoy you."
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Audience keep quiet,
please.
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Uh...
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Well, uhm...
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Ten seconds, Mr. Marsh.
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I know it, but I don't think
I should say it.
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Five seconds, Mr. Marsh.
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Allright, I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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Niggers.
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Oh, naggers, of course.
Naggers. Right.
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Uh, can we cut to a...
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Could we cut to a-
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Well, I gave it my best shot.
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At least we had
a fun trip, huh, gang?
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I can't believe you said the "N" word
on national television.
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What?
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Well, what I was
supposed to do, Sharon?
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I thought I was
gonna make $30,000!
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Stanley, the only reason
Daddy used that word,
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is that he thought
he would win money!
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Dude, did your dad know that
the show was being broadcast live?
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Dude, that's the funniest thing
I've ever seen.
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I watched it on YouTube
about 60 times.
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Can we just drop this, please?
I don't wanna talk about it.
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Yeah, well, it's not us
you have to worry about.
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It's Token.
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He is gonna wanna kick
your cracker teeth in.
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No, he's not. Is he?
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- I don't know.
- I just need to explain things.
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Hey, Token.
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Look, I don't know if you saw
Wheel of Fortune last night, but...
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Yeah, I was watching
with my whole family.
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And then we saw all the replays
this morning on the news.
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Listen, Token,
my dad isn't an racist.
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He's just stupid,
all right?
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He just blurted out the "N" word,
and it's no big deal, okay?
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Uh, well, actually,
it is kinda a big deal, Stan.
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It may be a mistake,
but you don't understand
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how it feels
when that word comes up.
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So don't say
it isn't a big deal.
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Oh, shit, here we go.
It's on! Race war!
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Race war! Race war!
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Race war is on, everybody!
It's going down! Shit is going down!
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Token, my dad wasn't trying to be
offensive, just forget about it.
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That's easy for you
to say, Stan.
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Yeah, come on.
Here we go!
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Yeah, but he didn't say it in anger
or anything like that.
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That doesn't mean
I can just be fine.
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Race war, come on.
Race war!
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If you really think
it's not a big deal,
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then you really are ignorant.
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That's all.
I'm not fighting anybody!
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Token forfiets!
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Whites win!
Whites win!
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Race war is over, everybody!
Whites won again!
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I want to apologize
deeply and sincerely
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for using the "N" word
on Wheel of Fortune.
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And I want to assure you
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that I am not a racist,
Reverend Jackson.
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The puzzle you were solving was:
"People who annoy you?"
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Well, like anybody else
thought it was naggers,
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I mean, right?
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Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to
understand African-American culture.
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Visit black museums, see black
performers and artists.
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Oh, I will.
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I'm really down
with African-Americans.
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Do you really want to apologize?
Are you sure?
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Yes, absolutely.
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Very well. If you want to apologize.
I will accept.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Jackson.
Thank you.
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Brian, get a picture of
Mr. Marsh apologizing.
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Ready to go, sir.
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- Kiss it.
- Huh?
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Apologize. Kiss it.
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- You want me to kiss your--
- That's right, apologize.
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Ah, okay.
I'll uh...
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Let's hear, uh...
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Apologize.
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Hey, Token, I just wanted
to let you know
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that everything is cool now.
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My dad apologized
to Jesse Jackson.
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Oh, I see. So I'm supposed
to feel all better now?
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- Well, yeah.
- You just don't get it, Stan.
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Dude, Jesse Jackson said
it's okay.
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Jesse Jackson is not
the emporer of black people!
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He told my dad
he was.
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Today we are going to have
a jest speaker
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talk to us about sensitivity
and the power of words.
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In a moment,
you will meet Dr. David Nelson.
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Who has firsthand experience
in overcoming slander,
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because David is himself
a little person.
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Who knows
what a little person is?
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- Yes, over here?
- A midget?
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Not exactly. That term is actually
considered offensive.
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And that's why Dr. Nelson goes
from school to school
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getting us all to think
about what we say.
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He has two PhD's
and has published six books.
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Please welcome David Nelson!
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Good morning, students.
How are we all feeling today?
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I would like to share
with you all my--
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No, dude!
No fucking way!
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Dude.
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That words are like bullets
and if you give--
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Just stop, stop, stop!
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- Eric, be quiet.
- No, no, it's okay.
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He will run out of steam here
pretty soon.
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Look, look, look!
They put a little suit on him!
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An African-American performer
at the Comedy Club.
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So I said to my wife:
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"You told me to kill
the damn cockroach,
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don't yell at me
for making a mess!"
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We got a great crowd
here tonight.
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Now, how many people here
are actually from Colorado?
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Got nothing better
to do on a Friday night
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than to go
to a comedy club, huh?
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Hey, don't I know you
from somewhere?
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Yeah, I know you.
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You're the guy that said
nigger on Wheel of Fortune!
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Look, everybody,
it's the nigger guy.
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Hey, it is him.
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Oh, we got a star
in the club.
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Everyone wave to the nigger guy,
say "Hi, nigger guy."
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Hi, nigger guy!
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That's all right, nigger guy.
You know we just playing.
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Yeah.
No problem.
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Have y'all seen
these navigation systems
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in these cars,
these days?
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Damn things look like
they're right out of space nuts.
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Maybe nigger guy has one.
You got one, nigger guy?
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Hey, look, Patty.
It's that nigger guy.
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- Nigger guy, nigger guy.
- Nigger guy, nigger guy.
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Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
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I just need some aspirin.
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You aren't welcome
in this store, nigger guy.
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Fine.
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Principal Victoria,
I'm very concerned
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about the behavior of
one of your students.
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Yes, we apologize for
Eric Cartman's behavior, Mr. Nelson.
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We feel terrible.
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Why? I don't feel terrible.
It doesn't bother me at all.
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Words are like bullets
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and I let them
pass right through me.
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I just know that with
some one-on-one time
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together with
this Eric Cartman,
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I have a chance to change
the way he thinks.
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It might be best
if you just let it go, m'kay?
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You don't understand.
You see, words are like bullets.
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And if you take away
the gun powder--
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Yeah, yeah,
we get it, Mr. Nelson.
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Very well, Mr. Nelson.
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Stacy, go ahead and
send in Eric Cartman.
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Eric, Mr. Nelson is concerned about
how you respond to little people.
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Did I hurt
his little feelings?
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You know, you think you have
the power to make me insecure.
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But your words are actually
completely powerless.
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We should get
like eight of these.
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We can dress them all up
like little beavers, right?
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And then put them in a pond
and see if they build a dam!
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You see,
no matter what you say,
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I'm still standing.
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Barely!
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No matter how you act,
I can rise above it.
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Rise above it.
Get it?
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- Shut your fucking mouth!
- Mr. Nelson!
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He didn't get to me.
I was just joking.
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Look, look how
it's face gets all red.
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He's like a little strawberry.
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Words with venom,words that bind.
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Words used like weaponsto cloud my mind.
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I'm a person,I'm a man
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but no matter how I try
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people just say:"Hey, there's that nigger guy."
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Everywhere I go,it's always the same,
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Everyone just thinks of meas that one single name.
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"Hey, nigger guy, nigger guy.
Hey, nigger guy, stop!"
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Now go.
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Call me nigger guy,fill me with your hate,
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try to bring me down,oh, you're too late.
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When will it end,will there ever be a time?
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When I can be thought of as more,than just nigger guy.
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Respect.
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Token, hey, wait up.
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I just wanted to say,
I get it now.
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You know, after that little person
talked at that assembly the other day.
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I understand how you feel about
somebody saying the "N" word.
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So... black people
are midgets?
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Goddammit!
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Excuse me.
Over here, please.
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I need all students
to join me over here.
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I've called you here because
it is time that we taught
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Eric Cartman a lesson,
once and for all.
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And in a few seconds
Eric will be sent in,
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and when he walks
through that door,
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I want you all
at the same time to yell,
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"Hello, fatso."
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I don't think
that's a very good idea, sir.
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He has to learn his lesson.
You see, words are like bullets.
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All right, all right,
here he comes.
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- Hello, fatso!
- Hello, fatso!
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Hey, what the hell
is that?
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You think
that's fucking funny?
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Kyle, did you put
everybody up to this?
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I bet you did.
What the hell is going on?!
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Now you know
how it feels.
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You better shut up
or I'm gonna kick your ass.
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All right, all right,
who is the freaking genius
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who dressed up it
in little suspenders.
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Clyde, was that you?
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And so it is my honor...
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to announce today the Randy Marsh
African-American scholarship foundation.
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It is my hope that
this foundation will prove...
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my commitment to the education
of African-American students.
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And erase, once and for all,
my identity as the nigger guy.
243
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You really...
244
00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:11,465
You really don't know
how hard it is
245
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,368
to be constantly reminded
of something
246
00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:14,936
lame that happened
in your past.
247
00:14:16,512 --> 00:14:18,895
I mean, I... just wanna move on
from what happened
248
00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,108
on Wheel of Fortune,
you know.
249
00:14:20,972 --> 00:14:23,402
When people call me
nigger guy...
250
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,429
they're bringing up a painful
chapter of my history
251
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,282
and all the negativity
that went along with it.
252
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:32,093
You just, you can't
imagine how that feels.
253
00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:36,891
Is this nigger guy serious?
254
00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:40,098
Anyway, here is to a new start
for us all, thank you!
255
00:14:47,813 --> 00:14:51,053
Hey, look, Skeeter.
That's that guy from the TV.
256
00:14:51,393 --> 00:14:55,311
Well, well, well. Looks like
we got ourselves a nigger guy.
257
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,208
Whoa!
258
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:12,365
Where you going,
nigger guy?
259
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:14,690
Please, I don't want
any trouble.
260
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,616
Well, you got trouble!
261
00:15:16,954 --> 00:15:18,807
When you first decided
to slander
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00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:21,437
an entire race of people
on Wheel of Fortune.
263
00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:25,162
Yeah, you like making
fun of minorities, nigger guy?
264
00:15:25,313 --> 00:15:28,242
We don't take kindly
to social ignorance.
265
00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:30,397
You tell him, Skeeter,
you tell him!
266
00:15:30,785 --> 00:15:33,819
- What do you want?
- What do we want?
267
00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:38,879
We want to live in a world
without people like you
268
00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:41,516
who are intolerant
of African-Americans.
269
00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:43,399
Leave him alone.
270
00:15:45,624 --> 00:15:48,375
Hey, that's
that other nigger guy.
271
00:15:49,105 --> 00:15:52,616
That's the guy from Seinfeld used
the "N" word a whole bunch of times.
272
00:15:53,022 --> 00:15:56,490
Michael Richards.
Well, son of a bitch.
273
00:15:56,744 --> 00:15:58,593
Looks like
it's our lucky day.
274
00:15:58,628 --> 00:16:01,555
We done got us
two nigger guys.
275
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:03,661
Make that three.
276
00:16:04,435 --> 00:16:06,168
- Mark Fuhrman.
- Who?
277
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:08,769
He done said the "N" word
in the O.J. case.
278
00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,316
What is this,
a nigger guy convention?
279
00:16:13,412 --> 00:16:15,420
We aren't being
pushed around anymore.
280
00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:16,639
Leave!
281
00:16:17,914 --> 00:16:19,208
Come on, Skeeter,
282
00:16:19,243 --> 00:16:21,265
these nigger guys
ain't worth our trouble.
283
00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:25,346
Damn nigger guys,
we'll be back!
284
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:31,123
You better come with us.
285
00:16:32,723 --> 00:16:34,986
Come on in, Mr. Marsh.
We'll make you some coffee.
286
00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:36,331
What's going on here?
287
00:16:36,613 --> 00:16:39,470
We've been following your story
since we first saw it on the news.
288
00:16:39,703 --> 00:16:41,828
Don't worry,
you're with friends now.
289
00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:45,354
Dale here used the "N" word
in a racial joke at work.
290
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:47,351
Scott used
the plural "N" word
291
00:16:47,386 --> 00:16:49,640
to refer to a group of gardeners
who broke his fence.
292
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,397
They were Mexicans.
I was being ironic.
293
00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:55,014
We're all just like you.
294
00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:58,738
No, no, no, I'm sorry,
but I'm not like you.
295
00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:01,770
I just said the "N" word
by mistake to win money.
296
00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:05,532
I made a mistake to,
I was trying to be funny!
297
00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:08,658
I got frustrated and thought
I would get some shock laughs.
298
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,333
I'm just... not that good
of a comedian
299
00:17:11,368 --> 00:17:12,518
if you wanna know
the real truth.
300
00:17:13,442 --> 00:17:15,856
You said the "N" word
to a black man's face.
301
00:17:15,891 --> 00:17:17,664
That's way worse
than what I did.
302
00:17:18,053 --> 00:17:20,004
You really think
that matters?
303
00:17:21,525 --> 00:17:24,430
You really think all those people
out there see a difference?
304
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:28,342
Oh, they might see your racial slur
was more accidental.
305
00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:29,689
They might even
laugh about it.
306
00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:31,659
But at the end of the day,
307
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,544
all you are to them is just
another damn nigger guy.
308
00:17:37,384 --> 00:17:39,265
Oh, you don't like that,
do you?
309
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:43,710
- No.
- Randy, we want you to join us.
310
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:46,308
We have a plan
to make this all go away,
311
00:17:46,343 --> 00:17:47,512
once and for all.
312
00:17:52,911 --> 00:17:54,102
Now, look, Token.
313
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,042
I've done everything I can
to make this right.
314
00:17:56,077 --> 00:17:57,517
You have no reason
to still be mad.
315
00:17:57,552 --> 00:18:00,218
I have every reason to be mad.
You just don't get it.
316
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,066
I'm not responsible
for what my dad did.
317
00:18:02,188 --> 00:18:04,609
No, but you can't just pretend
it never happened either.
318
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,073
What the hell
do you want from me?
319
00:18:06,108 --> 00:18:06,759
Nothing.
320
00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:08,886
- Then stop being mad.
- No!
321
00:18:09,148 --> 00:18:12,489
Fellas, fellas, come quick!
Cartman's gonna fight the midget!
322
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,950
Hey, come on now!
323
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,667
Dude, you sure
you wanna do this?
324
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,823
Apparently, this guy has
a black belt in karate.
325
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:29,194
It's a midget, dude.
326
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,894
Students, I am going
to beat the crap
327
00:18:31,929 --> 00:18:33,994
out of this kid
to prove a point.
328
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:37,867
No, no, dude, it can't talk.
That isn't fair, I'll laugh too much.
329
00:18:40,378 --> 00:18:42,766
[ SONG: Down With The Sickness
BAND: Disturbed ]
330
00:18:53,638 --> 00:18:58,785
Senators, I know it is not normally
considered "American" to ban words.
331
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,218
But there is one slur that has
caused so much damage...
332
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,601
that we believe it should
finally be made illegal.
333
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:10,061
I'm talking of course
about the term nigger guy.
334
00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:12,710
"Nigger guy?"
335
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,036
Two words which by themselves can
be harmless, but which together...
336
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,741
- Form a verbal missile of hate.
- Yeah, that's right.
337
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:23,264
Oh, sure, some people
just use the term in guest.
338
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:26,306
Tell a nigger guy joke or two,
thinking it's no big deal.
339
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,524
But they don't realise
it can lead to people
340
00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:31,135
using the term
as an excuse for violence.
341
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:34,789
Goddamn nigger guy is trying
to be all political right now.
342
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:37,730
Senators,
I've learned to admit
343
00:19:37,765 --> 00:19:41,186
that I'm capable of having slightly
racist thoughts once in a while.
344
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,443
Can anybody say
they never do?
345
00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:47,128
How long will it be before
you are all called nigger guys?
346
00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:50,266
Hold on a second.
347
00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:52,876
Are you suggesting that
nigger guy could become
348
00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:55,029
a slur that refers
to all white people?
349
00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:58,797
I'm certainly not a nigger guy,
I've never thought a racist thought.
350
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,666
Oh, come on, you're the biggest
nigger guy in Washington.
351
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:04,547
Mr. Marsh, we see now
the importance of your bill.
352
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,888
All those in favor to ban
the term nigger guy.
353
00:20:07,051 --> 00:20:08,632
- Aye.
- Opposed?
354
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,248
Nay?
355
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,306
The motion is passed!
356
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,634
- All right!
- All right!
357
00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:20,525
We did it!
358
00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,451
For the first time
in American history,
359
00:20:22,452 --> 00:20:24,789
a word has been
officially banned from use.
360
00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:29,016
From now on,
if a person uses the word nigger
361
00:20:29,051 --> 00:20:32,384
it must be at least seven words
away from the word guy.
362
00:20:36,177 --> 00:20:39,107
Tom, it appears that the
nigger guy epidemic is over.
363
00:20:39,142 --> 00:20:40,817
Oh, dammit,
I said it, didn't I?
364
00:20:42,425 --> 00:20:43,258
Let's go, midget!
365
00:20:45,825 --> 00:20:47,954
Okay, okay, you win!
366
00:20:48,526 --> 00:20:50,757
- Say Uncle!
- Uncle!
367
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,837
Now say, Carol Anne
don't go into the light.
368
00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:56,204
Carol Anne,
don't go into the light.
369
00:20:59,179 --> 00:21:02,307
There, now you all see...
370
00:21:02,366 --> 00:21:05,098
that I am not limited
by my size!
371
00:21:07,514 --> 00:21:10,997
I have proven my point.
My work here is done.
372
00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:15,694
- What was his point?
- I have no idea.
373
00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:18,211
- Dude, I don't get it.
- I don't get it either.
374
00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:22,347
Wait a minute. That's it.
I don't get it.
375
00:21:23,504 --> 00:21:25,517
Don't you see, Kyle?
I don't get it!
376
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:29,113
Token, I get it now.
I don't get it.
377
00:21:29,762 --> 00:21:32,080
I've been trying to say that
I understand how you feel,
378
00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:33,398
but I'll never understand.
379
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,257
I'll never really get
how it feels
380
00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:37,364
for a black person to have
somebody use the "N" word.
381
00:21:37,374 --> 00:21:38,548
I don't get it.
382
00:21:39,169 --> 00:21:42,954
- Now you get it, Stan.
- Yeah, I totally don't get it.
383
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:44,360
Thanks, dude.
384
00:22:10,399 --> 00:22:14,262
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