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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Ah, my son.
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E kaabo, Dad.
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Look at you.
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You are a man now.
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You both have become
too American.
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Because that is where
you dragged us,
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and it is where you left us.
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Dele is my son.
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That is true, but do not forget,
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I am the one raising him.
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And for you, Auntie-- a matching
gele, handmade in Lagos.
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Ooh! Thank you, Tayo.
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When I wear this to church,
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all the ladies will pray
for my downfall.
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Oh. This will fit like a glove.
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I don't see you in months,
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and you know exactly
how much weight I have gained.
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Is bringing gifts
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to your ex-wife's family
a cultural thing?
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It is a me thing.
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Great. Then it's not offensive
that I think it's weird.
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Someone is jealous
they didn't get a fancy shirt.
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I didn't realize
it was so easy to buy your love.
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Well, now you know.
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I'm gonna go see
how Abishola's doing.
When you come back,
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I will tell you
about my promotion.
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Your promotion?! How exciting!
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What's the Yoruba word
for "pain in the ass"?
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It is just one dinner.
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With fabulous, Nigerian prizes!
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We will get through this.
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Tayo will spend some time with
his son, and then he'll be gone.
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I came in here
to bitch about him.
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When you don't help,
I look petty.
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He wants his presence
to bother me,
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so I will not give him
the satisfaction.
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All right,
I'll stop talking trash.
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No, no, no. I like it.
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Then let's go out there and deal
with that ass-kissing blowhard.
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Okay.
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Ah, you are
just in time.
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We have exciting news.
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Tell us what we've won!
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You are going to be seeing
a lot more of me.
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Tayo is moving to Detroit!
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No!
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We'll be right back.
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There is no good reason
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Tayo would come back
after 12 years.
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Why is he doing this to me?
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Isn't he here
because of his promotion?
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You're right, Gloria.
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Of course it is that simple.
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Obviously,
he's here to ruin your life.
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What are you talking about?
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He is jealous
of how happy you are.
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You have a successful husband,
a promising career
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and a sexy best friend.
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And he's determined
to take it all away.
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Or he's just here
to start his new job.
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Abishola, don't listen to her.
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She's just trying
to calm you down.
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He has already started
turning my family against me.
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Auntie and Uncle love him.
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He's coming after the people
you love the most,
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which must mean I am next.
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Will you stop?
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I am helping!
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You're making her
paranoid.
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Gloria,
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if you were about
to be eaten by a snake,
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would you want your best friend
to stop that from happening,
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or would you want them
to say, "Oh, no, it's okay.
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The snake is just
here for work"?
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Sweetie, you really think
that man uprooted his whole life
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and moved here just
to mess with you?
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Yes, Gloria, we think
there is a chance!
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Oh, my God!
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It is beautiful.
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When I wear it,
all the women at church
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will pray for my downfall.
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The worst part
of divorcing Abishola
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was that I lost access
to your fantastic cooking.
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That is a tragedy.
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Tayo.
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Ah. Hello.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Just catching up with Mummy.
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She is my mummy.
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Oh, Abishola, there is plenty
of Mummy to go around.
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You cooked dinner for him?
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You know how much
she loves to spoil me.
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It was the least I could do
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after you bought me
that lovely dress.
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Another gift.
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You are like
an uninvited Santa Claus.
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It is so nice to have a man in
the house who has an appetite.
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Bob is so skinny now.
Is he sick?
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No, he is not sick.
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I was wondering the same thing.
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I would love
to see you in this, Mummy.
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You should try it on.
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Good idea.
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You will take pictures
for my Instagram.
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My followers deserve a treat.
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Okay, that will be fun.
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What is your game, snake?
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I am visiting my family.
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It is my family.
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It seems I have done something
to upset you.
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I am not upset.
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You should tell
the vein in your neck.
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Only Bob can look at my neck.
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Maybe you should eat something.
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You're always agitated
when you're hungry.
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You need to leave.
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I would like to wait
until my son gets home.
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I will have him call you,
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just like I have done
for the last 12 years.
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Enough!
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I am here, and there is nothing
you can do about it,
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so stop your whining.
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Ta-da!
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Mummy, you are a vision.
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Abishola,
take the picture.
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Tayo, get in this.
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I will tag you.
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Come.
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Bob?
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Bob!
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Bob!
What? What?
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I've been thinking.
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I've been sleeping.
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This is only the beginning
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of what Tayo is going
to put us through.
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Uh-huh.
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We need to take back
control of our lives.
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Sure.
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By starting a new one.
In Chicago.
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What?
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He has taken my family.
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There's no need
for us to stay.
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Well, what about my family?
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Why would he want them?
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We're not going anywhere.
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Come here.
Oh.
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Come here.
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Now, look, I'm not
gonna sugarcoat it.
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This sucks.
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It sucks a big one.
Mm.
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Here's an idea.
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Instead of letting him
take our happiness,
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let's really rub it
in his face.
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I'm listening.
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Well, when he shows up,
we'll drown him in PDA.
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Hold hands, kiss, hug.
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I could also
squeeze your buns.
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Hey, that's good thinking.
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The point is, we got this.
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Okay.
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What do you say?
Should we get some sleep?
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Yes.
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Mmm.
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Hey!
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I'm just practicing.
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Gloria, what do you need?
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Dr. Bradford,
this is Abishola.
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Hello.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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I hope to be a doctor
one day myself.
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Hmm.
She's a therapist.
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Oh.
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I hope to be a real doctor.
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What's happening here?
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I wanted you two
to talk.
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About my surgery?
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About her anger.
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I am not on the clock.
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This is very unprofessional.
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Be nice. I'm shaving you later.
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I am sorry she's bothering you.
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You have unresolved issues
with your ex-husband,
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you'd never go to therapy
on your own,
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and she's willing to help.
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No, I'm not!
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Before I leave,
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do you need anything?
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Yes. Can you take her with you?
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After my surgery,
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you and I should speak
about your boundary issues.
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Oh, now you're on the clock.
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Thank you
for including me in this.
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Of course.
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It is a church men's group.
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All are welcome...
except women.
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Sorry I'm late.
Uh, don't apologize to me.
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Apologize to God.
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My bad.
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Bob.
Tayo.
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Tunde.
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So, we'll be seeing you
at church, too?
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Ah. I am a man of God.
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Well, God bless ya.
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I see you brought some beer.
That's very generous.
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Yeah, I didn't want to show up
empty-handed... or uninvited.
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That reminds me, Uncle.
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I thought your friends
might enjoy a gift...
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from Cuba.
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Tayo brought some Cuban cigars!
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And Bob has brought
enough beers for five people.
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Well, I can't smoke.
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I don't want
to get cigar breath.
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Your ex-wife and I have
a pretty hot date night planned.
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Mm. Good for you.
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Yeah, it is.
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'Cause we're so in love.
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Thinking about taking her on
a little getaway this summer.
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You ever been to Fiji?
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Yes, I went there with Abishola.
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All right, listen.
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You're at Auntie and Uncle's,
you're at the house,
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now you're here.
We're a little Tayo'd out.
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I see.
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Abishola asked you
to say something.
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This is coming from me.
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If you say so.
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I do. If you're gonna be
in Detroit for business,
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we got to figure out a way
to make this work
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so it doesn't drive
everybody nuts.
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I understand.
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Really?
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Absolutely.
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Well, good.
I can see
that my being here
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is putting a strain
on your marriage.
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It's not.
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You are obviously
threatened by me.
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I'm not threatened.
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Okay.
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I just told you
we had a hot date.
Mm-hmm.
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Usually people who have
a healthy sex life
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don't have to plan it out.
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Next time you come
over, you'll see.
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She gets real grabby.
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They also don't have
to brag about it.
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I'm not bragging,
I'm telling the truth.
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Abishola and I have
plenty of sex!
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Bob, please, this is
a Christian meeting.
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You're a real pain
in the idi.
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Idi means ass.
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Pack your bags.
We're moving' to Chicago.
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What happened?
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Guess who showed up
at men's group
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and embarrassed me
in front of my God friends?
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Oh, no...
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As soon as Tayo spoke,
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I just wanted to punch him
in his smug face.
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I'm glad you did not.
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I wouldn't have wanted
to miss that.
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I don't know why I thought
I could reason with that guy.
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He is not reasonable.
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Yeah, you tried to tell me,
but in my head,
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I was saying,
"It's not that bad,
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00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,806
she's being Abishola about it."
265
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,744
"Abishola about it"?
266
00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,847
Well, you know
how you can get.
267
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:57,416
I do not. Tell me.
268
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,754
That doesn't matter.
The point is, you're right.
269
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,156
The point has changed.
270
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,826
When you worry about something,
271
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,462
you have a tendency to jump
to the worst-case scenario.
272
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,631
Which I find endearing.
273
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,700
I do not do that.
274
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,168
Honey, when Dele got
his hair braided,
275
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,870
you said he was going
to prison.
276
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,473
He still might.
277
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,375
Okay. My mistake.
278
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,244
It was.
Let's just drop it.
279
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,512
Great idea.
280
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,314
Maybe we don't even need
to talk at all.
281
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,317
Honey, come on.
Tayo wants us to fight.
282
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:35,421
I'll let you squeeze my buns!
283
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,098
Karo.
Ah.
284
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,634
E karo, Mummy.
I was just cleaning up.
285
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,536
I know you slept
on the couch.
286
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,639
I saw you when I came out
to watch Jimmy Kimmel.
287
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,242
I just dozed off.
288
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:59,578
I also heard every word
of your argument with Bob.
289
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,649
Do I always think about
the worst-case scenario?
290
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,885
Of course.
That is how I raised you.
291
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,288
Bob thinks it is
a bad thing.
292
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,724
Because Bob has never
faced any hardship.
293
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:13,859
I do worry a lot.
294
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,728
You are supposed to.
295
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:18,063
When you consider
the worst-case scenario,
296
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,899
you can stop it
from happening.
297
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,066
Exactly.
298
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,802
You have overcome
many obstacles in your life.
299
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,105
Anyone who questions
how you did that
300
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,274
does not understand
your strength.
301
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,975
Thank you, Mummy.
Mm.
302
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,279
If those people
on the Titanic thought like us,
303
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,414
they would still
be alive today.
304
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,319
I don't think
they would.
305
00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:44,123
That was about
100 years ago.
306
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,594
Shut up!
I am helping you.
307
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,803
All right, Wi-Fi
should be good to go.
308
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,506
Ah, someday you must explain
your trick to me.
309
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,543
I unplug it
and then I plug it back in.
310
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,613
You are so handy.
311
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,282
Don't mention it.
And kind.
312
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,850
Okay, thanks.
313
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,787
You also have an incredible
memory for sports scores.
314
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:16,355
Super Bowl 16, go.
315
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,324
Niners 26, Bengals 21.
316
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,526
What the hell is
going on right now?
317
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,595
We just thought
you might like
318
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,097
a reminder
of how special you are.
319
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,266
Why?
320
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,035
Just in case
someone's arrival
321
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,972
has someone
feeling insecure.
322
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,642
The one "someone"
is Tayo.
323
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,544
The other "someone"
is you.
324
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,716
The guy's a little annoying,
but I'm fine.
325
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,584
The Bob I know
would never shout
326
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,854
about how many times
he makes love to my niece.
327
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,424
Yeah, that wasn't great.
328
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,593
What can I say?
The guy gets under my skin.
329
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,097
Oh, it is natural for you to be
a little threatened by him.
330
00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,865
You are worried
we love him
331
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,233
more than we love you.
332
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,169
You got me.
That's the issue.
333
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,807
Doesn't it feel good
to say it?
334
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:12,711
Put your fears to rest.
You are our Bob.
335
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,847
And no one can
replace that.
336
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,348
Thank you.
337
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,756
As soon as I found out
the truth about Tayo,
338
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,824
I came straight here.
339
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,060
Well, I called Gloria
to tell her I was right,
340
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,828
and then I came
straight here.
341
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,197
What did you find out?
342
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,400
Well, first of all,
I learned that
343
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:38,203
my Nigerian gossip network
is as strong as ever.
344
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,539
Would you like to know
345
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,840
who is going to win
the next election?
346
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,876
Just tell me
about Tayo.
347
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,178
Fine. Waste your vote.
348
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,582
Tayo is not
just here for work.
349
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,151
He's a snake.
350
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:55,187
A slithering sidewinder.
351
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,292
The promotion is real,
but he only applied for it
352
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:03,762
because his wife
in Nigeria has left him.
353
00:16:03,829 --> 00:16:05,297
Oluwa mi o.
354
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:09,001
Oh, save the oluwa mi o
for the coup de grâce.
355
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,002
What is it?
356
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,171
The pièce de résistance.
357
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,772
Kemi.
358
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,274
Okay.
359
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,242
Tayo's wife has left him
360
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,977
for his brother.
361
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,245
No!
362
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,715
Yes.
363
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:27,720
That look on your face
is all the thanks I need.
364
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,190
But also,
you should thank me.
365
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,327
Hey.
Hello, Bob.
366
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,996
How are you, my love?
367
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,665
"My love." Wow.
368
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,567
I kind of thought
you'd still be mad at me.
369
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,002
That is in the past.
370
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:46,605
The most wonderful thing
has happened.
371
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,907
Tayo's life has fallen apart.
372
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,944
That's great.
373
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,145
Yes.
374
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:56,949
I'm so happy for you both.
375
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,729
Your credit is impeccable.
376
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:11,830
And it would be nice
to have you
377
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:12,831
across the hall.
378
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,733
It really would.
379
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,404
But your application
has been denied.
380
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,906
Sorry.
381
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,808
What is the problem?
382
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,644
We are Team Bob.
383
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,582
He won't like bumping into you
every time he comes to visit.
384
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,151
That does not matter.
385
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,053
It matters to Bob,
so it matters to us.
386
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,288
You are going to reject me
387
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,090
because he is
an insecure little baby?
388
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,625
Hey, watch your mouth.
389
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,594
He is our insecure
little baby.
390
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,864
Have a blessed day.
391
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,102
It is a shame.
392
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,304
I was going to offer you
one year's rent.
393
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,606
Up front.
394
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,215
We are reconsidering
your application.
395
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,217
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