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Thank you so much for coming.
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What is the emergency?
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Well, I... I guess I could've
told you over the phone,
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but I wanted to see your face.
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Okay, my face is here. Tell me.
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My dear, wonderful Abishola...
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...you're gonna be an auntie!
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Oh, my God,
you are having a baby?
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I am!
I did not even know
you were dating someone.
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I'm not.
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- Have you told the father?
- I have no idea who it is.
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Christina!
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But it's gonna be one
of the dudes
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in this binder.
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You keep a record of all
the men you have slept with?
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Yes. But not this one.
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These are potential
sperm donors.
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Oh, so you are not pregnant?
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Not yet,
but my womb is willing.
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One might say eager.
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And you have not slept
with all these men?
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Oh, I wish.
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Especially this guy--
six-foot-five and Swedish.
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Viking sperm.
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Okay, so what
do you want from me?
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IVF is a long process.
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There's fertility shots,
egg retrieval, embryo transfer.
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I'm gonna need someone
to lean on.
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Of course,
I'll be there for you.
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Great.
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What do you say
we make it official,
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and you shoot these hormones
in my ass?
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It will be my pleasure.
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Oh!
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This is gonna be fun.
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Uh-huh. On three?
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Okay, sure.
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One.
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Ow!
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What happened to "three"?
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This has to be fun
for the both of us.
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Hmm. That poor woman.
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Having a baby all on her own.
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It is Christina's choice.
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Is she at least going
to invent a heroic father?
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Perhaps one
who died saving children
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from a burning orphanage?
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No, but that's very good,
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I'll suggest it to her.
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Mm-hmm.
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She doesn't need a cover story.
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She's a liberated woman, and
she can hold her head up high.
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Nonsense.
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This is what happens when
you give women too many rights.
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I raised Dele on my own,
and he turned out great.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did he?
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Yes!
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Even now he has chosen
to become a dancer?
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Yes.
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Do you even believe
what you are saying?
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Yes.
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Don't listen to her.
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Dele is a great kid,
and he's gonna make you proud.
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Yes!
Hmm.
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Even if he performs in ballet
wearing a leotard?
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Yes.
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Have you spoken
to your sister lately?
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No. Why?
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You should talk to her.
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Oh, God. What's going on?
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It is not my place to say.
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Too late. Tell me.
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Are you familiar
with in vitro fertilization?
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Please tell me
she's breeding horses.
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Christina is planning
on having a baby.
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And she told you?
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I'm a nurse. She wants my help.
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You want to help her?
Talk her out of it.
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She's a grown woman, Bob.
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Is she?
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And the process
has already started.
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Ah, damn it.
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You need to be
supportive of this.
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She's very nervous.
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Well, she should be.
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She's not capable
of raising a child by herself.
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She will learn.
She has a lot more going for her
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than I did when I had Dele.
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No, it's different. You're you.
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You're smart,
independent, strong.
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And she's...
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Come on, talk her out of it!
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Bob, she has a right
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to do whatever she wants
with her body.
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Do you know
how long turtles live?
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Up to 100 years.
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You know how long hers lived?
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We don't know! She lost it!
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Well, this is happening, so you
might as well be happy for her.
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Yeah, I guess I can pretend.
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Yay. I'm so happy for you.
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Maybe just give her money.
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That I can do.
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Okay, on a count of three.
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Don't mess with me this time.
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Of course not.
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One.
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Ow!
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Still fun.
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You've got a little
sadist in ya.
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I do.
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Just so you are aware,
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sometimes the hormones
can affect your mood.
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Yes, I'm aware, and that's not
going to happen with me.
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Probably not, but I just thought
you should know.
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I do know.
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Why do you think
I'm reading all this baby crap?
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You are right. I'm sorry.
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Do you think
I'm just sitting around here
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waiting for Nurse Abishola
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to tell me how my body works?
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No.
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Good.
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You bought a breast pump?
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Yes! What's it to you?!
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What is it to you?
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You are not even pregnant.
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I need to practice!
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I have very sensitive nipples!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You didn't tell Bob
I was doing this, did you?
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Of course not.
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- Huh.
- What?
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He Venmo'd me a thousand dollars
for no reason.
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Oh. Maybe he's just a nice guy
who loves his sister.
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Oh, grow up, will you?
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So... what do you think?
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I think...
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Yay! I'm so happy for you.
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Really?
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Of course. I'm 100% behind you.
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Oh, thank you so much,
big brother.
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Now I just have
to find the courage to tell Mom.
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I'm sure she'll be very loving
and supportive.
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I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said that.
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Hello!
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She's here.
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Okay, you can do this.
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There should be a way to choose
"no woman driver" on Uber.
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Maybe wait.
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Wait for what?
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Uh, Christina has
some good news.
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Oh, that'll be a first.
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I've started IVF treatment.
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I'm going to have a baby
and raise it on my own.
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Oh.
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I don't need your approval.
I don't need your permission.
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This is something
I've chosen for myself...
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Aw. Come here!
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What's happening?
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I'm so happy for you.
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Now, that is how you pretend.
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You're really okay with this?
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Of course. It's better
than getting knocked up
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by some loser
you'll just drive away.
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There's our mom.
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I'm finally gonna
have a grandbaby!
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What about Dele?
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Oh, he showed up
already cooked.
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I want one
I can put my stink on.
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That's really sweet, Mom.
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I almost lost hope.
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Lord knows the ship has sailed
with these two.
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No ship has sailed.
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It hasn't?
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We could still have a baby
if we wanted to.
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But you decided not to.
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I never said "no."
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So you want a baby?
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I did not say that.
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So you don't want a baby?
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I did not say that, either.
Listen to me.
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You're not saying anything!
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Because there's no talking
to you!
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Let's go.
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All this yelling is bad
for your eggs.
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We are done yelling.
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Bob has made up his mind.
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I don't even know
what the hell's happening!
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Here's a weird question.
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Any of your friends at school
have a dad that's...
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a little older?
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What do you mean? Like, 50?
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Older.
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Mm. Let me think.
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One kid has a dad
that uses a walker
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and an oxygen tank
on a little cart.
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He's got to be pretty old.
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Do they have
a good relationship?
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I guess. I've seen him
feed his dad applesauce,
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so, that's kind of sweet.
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That's horrible.
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Why do you ask?
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No reason.
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Are you and Mom
thinking of having a kid?
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I said no reason.
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Okay. Okay.
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What?
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I'm just
trying to imagine
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feeding you
applesauce.
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Open up for the choo-choo.
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Knock it off.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What're you doing?
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Looking up
baby names.
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What do you think about
Moses Wheeler?
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Little biblical, isn't it?
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That's hip now.
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Bible names are trending.
Check it out:
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Ezekiel, Ezra,
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Boaz.
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Judas in there?
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Too soon.
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What if
it's a girl?
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Way ahead of you.
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Gomorrah.
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Morrah for short.
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You think maybe Christina
should have a say in the name?
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Eh.
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If it's a girl,
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maybe she'll want to
name her after you.
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Gomorrah Dorothy. I like it.
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Well, whatever the name is,
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you just got to respect that
it's her life and her baby.
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Her life and our baby.
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Oh, boy.
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Come on, what?
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If she's not gonna
have a husband,
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she's gonna need me.
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Well, that's nice,
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but how long do you think
you're gonna be around?
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Don't put that out there.
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I'm not going
anywhere anytime soon.
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Well, nobody plans on it,
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but you did have a stroke
a few years ago.
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And look at me now,
drinking like a teenager.
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I wish I was
as optimistic as you.
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What are you
talking about, slim?
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You cheated death, too.
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Barely. Every time
I get heartburn
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I think I'm going to meet Jesus.
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Jesus.
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Good name. No spin.
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It's nice to see you excited
about having a grandkid.
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I am. Mark my words,
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I'll be sitting front row,
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watching they/them
graduate college.
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You know what, I think you will.
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And with any luck, I'll be
sitting right next to you.
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- Maybe.
- All right.
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If you look at
the facts,
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I've only had one child,
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so, by Nigerian standards,
I'm a failure.
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That is true.
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Many of my friends think
you are a lesbian.
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Lesbians can have children.
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Okay, Gloria, we get it,
you are woke.
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All right, look,
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what you're going through
is normal.
272
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When my kids left the house,
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this little voice in my head
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kept telling me to
have another baby.
275
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:30,276
What did you do?
276
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I made my husband
get a vasectomy.
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Snip-snip, problem solved.
278
00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:38,284
So you are saying
this is all happening because
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Dele is leaving soon?
280
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Exactly.
281
00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:43,985
But once you get used
to not seeing him every day,
282
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you'll be thrilled to
have your freedom.
283
00:12:45,987 --> 00:12:49,295
And be the carefree gay woman
everyone thinks you are.
284
00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:52,951
But on the other hand,
285
00:12:53,081 --> 00:12:55,910
Bob and I would make
an adorable baby.
286
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,391
Did the little voice
tell you that?
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00:12:58,521 --> 00:12:59,871
Yes.
288
00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:01,742
Here, drown it.
289
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,056
Here's your tea.
290
00:13:11,186 --> 00:13:12,971
Thanks.
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00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:15,103
So,
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00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:18,106
when does the doctor slip
the ol' turkey baster
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00:13:18,237 --> 00:13:19,716
up your hoo-ha?
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Mom.
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00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,416
I want to be there.
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At conception. When life begins.
297
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,551
You're serious?
298
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,075
Damn right.
299
00:13:30,205 --> 00:13:32,599
And I want to catch Moses
when you push him out.
300
00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:36,211
Who's Moses?
301
00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:38,039
Not important.
302
00:13:39,606 --> 00:13:40,868
Just so you know,
303
00:13:40,999 --> 00:13:43,131
I will be there
every step of the way.
304
00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:45,090
Thanks.
305
00:13:46,395 --> 00:13:47,266
Can I ask
you something?
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00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:49,050
Of course.
307
00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:52,053
When did your maternal
instinct kick in?
308
00:13:52,184 --> 00:13:55,274
Honestly, when you told me
I'm having a grandkid.
309
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,278
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
310
00:13:59,408 --> 00:14:01,149
Truth is, the moment
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00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,759
the nurse hands you your baby
312
00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,066
and you look down at that
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00:14:05,197 --> 00:14:07,329
sweet, helpless little thing,
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00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,505
you just know.
315
00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:10,985
Anybody messes with it,
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00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,901
you'll tear
their frickin' throat out.
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00:14:14,032 --> 00:14:16,599
That's nice, thank you.
318
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,558
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
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00:14:18,688 --> 00:14:20,908
We're gonna be a great mom.
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00:14:34,835 --> 00:14:37,142
My little buddy.
321
00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,100
Ek'ale, Mom.
322
00:14:43,844 --> 00:14:45,628
Have you been drinking?
323
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,892
Of course not.
Why would you ask that?
324
00:14:48,022 --> 00:14:50,807
You called me "little buddy."
325
00:14:50,938 --> 00:14:53,071
Because that's what you are.
326
00:14:54,028 --> 00:14:55,508
Is that
grilled cheese?
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00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:57,249
Ye...
Help yourself.
328
00:14:58,206 --> 00:15:00,121
Mmm.
329
00:15:01,906 --> 00:15:03,733
I know I'm very hard on you,
330
00:15:03,864 --> 00:15:05,474
but you are a good boy.
331
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,695
Yeah, you were drinking.
332
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,740
Do not be disrespectful.
333
00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,440
Do you remember
when your father left
334
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,920
and it was just you and me?
335
00:15:17,269 --> 00:15:18,226
A little.
336
00:15:18,357 --> 00:15:19,575
Oh.
337
00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:21,447
It was so very difficult.
338
00:15:21,577 --> 00:15:22,796
You never made it seem that way.
339
00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:24,754
'Cause I did not
want you to worry.
340
00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:28,193
I always wanted you to be happy.
341
00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:30,325
My happy little buddy.
342
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:33,763
I'll make you some coffee.
343
00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:36,897
Do you remember when
344
00:15:37,028 --> 00:15:39,073
I had to work two jobs
345
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,901
and some days I had to
take you with me?
346
00:15:41,032 --> 00:15:42,120
Kind of.
347
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,338
I would put you in the corner
348
00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:44,774
with your coloring books.
349
00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,472
And you never complained once.
350
00:15:46,602 --> 00:15:47,690
I remember that.
351
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,040
You do?
352
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,955
You'd give me money
for the vending machine.
353
00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:53,392
It was the only time
I was ever allowed candy.
354
00:15:53,522 --> 00:15:55,829
And now you have perfect teeth.
355
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,396
You're welcome.
356
00:15:57,526 --> 00:15:59,224
You know,
357
00:15:59,354 --> 00:16:01,922
if you had another kid with Bob,
358
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:03,489
it'd be a lot easier this time.
359
00:16:03,619 --> 00:16:04,664
Why would you say that?
360
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:06,405
You're not alone.
361
00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:08,755
You have a good job
and Bob has a good job.
362
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,409
I cannot
talk about this with you.
363
00:16:10,539 --> 00:16:12,541
I just want you to know
that I'm all for it.
364
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,368
I'd love to have
a little brother.
365
00:16:13,499 --> 00:16:14,674
Good night.
366
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:16,110
A sister's good, too.
367
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,243
Stop talking.
368
00:16:25,337 --> 00:16:27,948
Look at my sexy bookworm.
369
00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:32,997
Have you been drinking?
370
00:16:33,127 --> 00:16:35,695
What is it with everyone?
371
00:16:35,825 --> 00:16:38,306
Can a grown woman
not get drunk on a weeknight?
372
00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:40,743
Come here.
373
00:16:46,532 --> 00:16:48,534
Hey, uh...
374
00:16:48,664 --> 00:16:49,752
I've made a decision.
375
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,798
Mmm. Tell me.
376
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:55,019
Then I will tell you
if it's the right one.
377
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:58,805
Um, I'm okay
not having another kid.
378
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:01,025
Good for you.
379
00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:04,332
You know, I'm happy with
how things are.
380
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,508
Mm-hmm, me, too.
381
00:17:06,639 --> 00:17:08,945
And, uh, you know,
what makes me truly happy is
382
00:17:09,076 --> 00:17:11,078
living my life
with you and Dele.
383
00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:12,819
Mm-hmm.
384
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,821
I mean, he's just
going off to college,
385
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,518
it's not like
he's gonna be out of our lives.
386
00:17:16,649 --> 00:17:18,259
- Of course not.
- Right.
387
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:20,348
And-and when he's not around,
388
00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:23,482
we can... we-we can enjoy
every day together.
389
00:17:23,612 --> 00:17:24,570
Absolutely.
390
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,050
Mm-hmm.
391
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,052
So, you... you agree?
392
00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:30,793
About what?
393
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,100
Not having another kid.
394
00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:35,146
I never said that,
you said that.
395
00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:38,845
We should probably
figure this out
396
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,107
before we continue.
397
00:17:41,848 --> 00:17:43,154
Do not tell me what to do.
398
00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:45,330
Oh, you tell me what to do.
399
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,862
So far, you like donor
number 22's height,
400
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,951
number 43's wavy hair
401
00:17:58,082 --> 00:18:01,389
and 55's interest
in woodworking.
402
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,263
My baby's gonna
build me a log cabin.
403
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:07,874
Our baby.
404
00:18:10,877 --> 00:18:12,008
You should pick someone with
405
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:14,272
a strong educational background.
406
00:18:15,664 --> 00:18:17,318
This kid'll be smart.
It's a Wheeler.
407
00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:19,451
You should pick someone with
408
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,801
a strong educational background.
409
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,194
Brains aren't everything.
410
00:18:23,324 --> 00:18:24,630
He or she might be
a great athlete.
411
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:25,631
It runs in our family.
412
00:18:25,761 --> 00:18:28,590
No one runs
in our family.
413
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:32,855
I don't know, Christina,
slim pickings here.
414
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:34,770
What are you
talking about?
415
00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:37,164
When Moses
comes of age,
416
00:18:37,295 --> 00:18:38,861
he will sit
on the throne
417
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,386
of a therapeutic
hosiery empire.
418
00:18:41,516 --> 00:18:42,865
I'm not seeing
419
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,737
a lot of
royal sperm here.
420
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:47,000
Hang on,
I am not sure
421
00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:49,133
I want my child
in the sock business.
422
00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,223
Then what the hell
are we doing here?
423
00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:54,834
Wasting my time.
424
00:18:55,878 --> 00:18:57,489
And his name's not Moses.
425
00:19:08,108 --> 00:19:10,980
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