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Kamala Khan.
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I guess we're not going to AvengerCon.
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A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers
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at the greatest fan event of the year.
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My costume is near perfect,
just pending the final flourish.
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This is so cool. Is this Nani's?
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That is junk.
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Your teachers, they're telling
me you're doodling all day
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in your fantasy land.
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It's not really the brown girls
from Jersey City who save the world.
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So, there's this thing
called AvengerCon.
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Celebrating our great
heroes of our time.
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So you want to go to a
party? Is this a joke?
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Check this out.
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Teenage girl at AvengerCon.
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- I've never seen powers like that.
- Bring her in.
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Who do you want to be in this world?
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I've seen what happens when people
get obsessed with their fantasies.
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You're Kamala Khan.
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You wanna save the world? Then
you're gonna save the world.
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Cosmic.
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'Sup?
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Hey.
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- Morning, Camelia.
- Morning.
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Been meaning to tell you for years,
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my name is pronounced "Kamala."
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Huh.
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- What's up?
- Hey.
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Hey, guys. Scoot. Thank you.
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You know what I love about AirPods
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is that you don't actually have
to stand this close to each other.
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I love you guys! I'm rooting for you!
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Favorite couple. Yeah!
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I am so sorry!
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No worries.
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Sorry. I need to see it.
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The videos you sent were
flashes of pink light
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- and I didn't see anything.
- You didn't see anything?
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I tried to shrink and fly
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and talk to ants. None of it worked.
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What makes you think
you have Ant-Man powers?
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Because we're both charming, and
we look a lot younger than we are.
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It was crazy.
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Everybody says that I should've
been live streaming it,
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but I really just wanted to
live in the moment, you know?
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I heard Zoe's follower count,
like, quadrupled this weekend.
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I mean, she had physical
contact with a superhero.
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Obviously people are
gonna be interested.
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I wonder if it's because
she knew that, like,
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I could be the one to handle it.
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Dude, just imagine how many followers
the girl who saved her would get.
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I feel like secret identities
are secret for a reason.
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But a million followers?
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That's great. Can you show me, please?
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Okay. Theater, after lunch.
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- Why are we hopping?
- Zoe's famous.
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- Gross.
- I mean, it all happened so fast.
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One moment, I was posing
for a couple of pictures
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and then all of a sudden,
there was all this screaming,
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and I was thrown to the ground.
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And then this beautiful white
light, like, cascaded over me.
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I felt this wave of calmness,
like, I knew I was safe.
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There's another superhero
catastrophe and she's sitting there,
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bragging about being saved
by the budget Captain Marvel.
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Thank you.
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- What?
- Thank you. Yeah.
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Thank you, yeah.
Someone finally said it.
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That Zoe, dude, she
just talks and talks.
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Okay, calm down.
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So who was it?
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Uh... Night Light.
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Yeah. Night Light.
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But she keeps, like, a
really low profile, so...
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But it was all just so life-changing.
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Which is why I'm gonna
have a party on Friday.
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You know, to celebrate
the fragility of life.
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Also the half a million followers thing,
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but mostly the fragility of life.
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She's celebrating the fragility of life.
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Yeah, we're so not going to that party.
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Hey, you're that new senior, right?
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- Kamran.
- Uh, yeah.
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Well, I'm having a party
on Friday, you should come.
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Um...
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Yeah, no, that sounds
really fun, actually.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Cool. I'll DM you the details.
- Yeah.
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We should go to that party.
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Mmm-hmm.
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What?
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- I really don't want to go to Zoe's.
- It'll be fun.
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Wow, that's...
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Amazing.
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How does it feel?
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Like an idea come to life.
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Uh...
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So I guess super strength is
not a part of the equation.
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Yeah, maybe I should've
tried harder in gym.
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I saved you.
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Only because you almost killed me first.
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Okay, maybe I do need
to work on my skills.
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Okay, no super strength.
All I got is this.
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So it looks like your power
isn't coming from the bangle.
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It's coming from within you.
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Like the bangle unlocked
the superhuman part of you.
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So, what, am I like
Asgardian or something?
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- Dude, am I related to Thor?
- No, no. I didn't say any of that.
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- Bruno!
- Maybe?
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah!
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Does that look like some
kind of writing to you?
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It's hard to read, um...
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Looks like Arabic or Urdu? I don't know.
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Okay. Well, let's focus on what we know.
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Light comes out of you and it hardens.
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Let's call it "Hard Light."
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Groundbreaking.
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Okay, hold on.
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Please let me go.
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You have to let me go.
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Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Yes!
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Always the same two that are late.
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You're kidding me!
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Move over.
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Take that again. It's hideous.
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Tag it hashtag mosque
life. Or hashtag Deen.
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- Hey!
- Come on!
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- Shh!
- No Snapchatting in the masjid!
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- It's Insta!
- Shh!
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They really gotta fix this place.
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Uh, no, you mean they gotta
fix our section of this place.
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See, but the men's section is pristine.
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Small acts of everyday kindness...
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We got mold under the carpets and
the walls are literally crumbling.
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We can't just stick up a poster for
every piece of plaster that falls.
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Sisters, no talking
during the lecture, please.
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Sorry, Sheikh Abdullah, you know,
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it's really hard to concentrate
when we can barely see you.
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Sister Kamala! How glad I am
that you've joined us today.
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The partition and the side entrance
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are there to preserve all
our modesty and dignity.
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Thank you, Sister Kamala,
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for reminding us that it is
important to share your voice.
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Though perhaps except during my lecture.
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Oh!
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And another reminder,
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nominations are still open
for the Mosque Board election.
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Oh, my God, Naks, you
should totally run.
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Are you crazy?
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Do I look like a 90-year-old man to you?
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- Sometimes...
- No.
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- Just...
- Stop that. I hate you.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
Kamala, somebody stole my shoes!
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My new Versaces.
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And the mosque shoe
thief has struck again.
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That is the 22nd pair of
shoes that have been stolen
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and the uncles don't even care.
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Maybe a woman for the Mosque Board
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actually makes some change around here.
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Yeah.
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Wait, no, actually, 'cause
Uncle Rasheed is running.
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And clearly everyone loves him.
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- Are you serious?
- Yes.
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Rasheed's got nothing
on you, baby, okay?
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You're the change. The change is
here, and the change is her, everyone.
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Yeah, you know what? Maybe I will run.
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Yeah.
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- You're gonna be my campaign manager.
- What?
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I can help you.
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Oh, hi. Thank you.
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Right.
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I'm really sorry about sneaking out.
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Kamala, I know that you are growing up,
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but I need you to stay safe.
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That's all that matters.
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I know.
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Also, I know this is the worst
possible time to ask but...
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Kamala Khan.
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If you're gonna ask something
about AvengerCon Two or...
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
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Zoe's having some people over tonight.
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Bruno and Nakia will both be
there. And I'll be home by 9:00.
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Please can I go?
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Okay.
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But this time, you see that
you come back through the door.
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Thank you.
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Nakia!
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Welcome to the party.
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Hi. Thanks for coming.
Miguel's hovering.
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What's up?
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You want some?
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- No, I...
- Is there alcohol in that?
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Nah, it's just orange juice.
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Dude, why would you do that?
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- Come on, dude.
- Plus some vodka.
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All right, I'm over
it. Wanna split an Uber?
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No, we can't!
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Everyone's here, including us.
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Am I drunk?
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Wait, who is that?
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- Do it, do it! Jump!
- Is he stupid?
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Hey, hey, no, no, don't jump, dude!
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- Oh, my God.
- Jump!
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Should I do something?
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- What are you gonna do?
- I don't know.
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- What does that mean?
- Damn!
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"God has willed it."
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Uh... Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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You're on my shirt.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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You really belly-flopped it back
there, man. That had to hurt.
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Don't think so. Didn't
really feel a thing.
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- Uh, I'm Kamran.
- Nakia.
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Kamala. I'm Kamala. I'm Kamala!
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Cops! Everyone scatter!
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My parents are gonna kill me!
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That way's blocked. I can't do time.
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Hey, guys, I have a car. So
everyone just come with me.
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Your uncle's car is so
cool. I love the color.
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Thank you.
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Black.
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You can take it for a
ride sometime if you want.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- She can't. She failed. Ow!
- Dude.
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What? She did. You backed
up into the car, remember?
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Yeah, thanks, Bruno. I
almost forgot about that.
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It's fine, I failed
my first time as well.
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- Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys?
- Yeah.
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It's really cool that you like
this kind of stuff as well.
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Do you, like, watch, I don't
know, Bollywood movies and stuff?
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Uh, obviously.
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But only the greats like Baazigar
and other stuff like that.
236
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I mean, it's no surprise
you like Baazigar.
237
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- It's only SRK's best work.
- Uh...
238
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Yeah, I know. Popular opinion says DDLJ.
239
00:15:02,931 --> 00:15:05,348
DDLJ. Yeah. Of course.
240
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I like Baazigar.
241
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,390
- You do?
- Yeah.
242
00:15:14,473 --> 00:15:17,473
Good. Cool, man. I didn't
realize you'd, uh, seen it.
243
00:15:17,556 --> 00:15:21,140
It's good. I watched it a few
years back. It was very pleasing.
244
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Yeah.
245
00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:42,556
Wait, wait. Hold on, hold
on. Uh, give me your phone.
246
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In case you ever want a driving
lesson, here's my number.
247
00:15:50,681 --> 00:15:52,556
Give me a text or drop me a call.
248
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Whatever you wanna do.
249
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:58,515
Just make sure I can save
yours as well, and, uh, yeah.
250
00:16:00,723 --> 00:16:01,973
Uh, it was great meeting you guys.
251
00:16:02,515 --> 00:16:06,473
Um, Miguel, Paul, Nakia, Brian.
252
00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:08,973
See you later.
253
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Brian.
254
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:18,765
- He knows my name's not Brian.
- Brian's mad. Why is Brian mad?
255
00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,473
He knows my name is not Brian.
256
00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,556
- How was Zoe's house?
- Oh, it was magical.
257
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:03,931
We spend six weeks on ancient
Rome and ancient Greece
258
00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:07,181
but six minutes on ancient
Persia and Byzantium.
259
00:18:07,973 --> 00:18:11,056
History's written by the
oppressors. That's all I'm gonna say.
260
00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:12,431
Hello?
261
00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:17,848
Hey, KK, are you feeling all right?
262
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,098
Mmm-hmm.
263
00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:23,181
I also have pads.
264
00:18:24,265 --> 00:18:26,848
I know how weird your
mom can get about tampons.
265
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,140
You know what? I'm good.
266
00:18:32,265 --> 00:18:33,431
You sure?
267
00:18:34,098 --> 00:18:35,598
You don't sound too good.
268
00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:39,806
You've been acting kinda weird
these past couple of days.
269
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:42,390
You know you can tell
me anything, right?
270
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:58,556
Everything's just
changing really fast, Naks.
271
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,723
I feel like I can't keep
up. I know it's dumb, but...
272
00:19:03,806 --> 00:19:05,098
Are you kidding?
273
00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:07,223
Between the hijab and the girlies,
274
00:19:07,306 --> 00:19:10,015
my parents can barely make
eye contact with me anymore.
275
00:19:13,056 --> 00:19:15,056
How are you making it look so easy?
276
00:19:16,973 --> 00:19:18,140
Easy?
277
00:19:18,723 --> 00:19:20,973
It's definitely not easy.
278
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:26,025
My whole life I've either been
279
00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:29,140
too white for some people
or too ethnic for others.
280
00:19:29,265 --> 00:19:34,015
And it's been this very
uncomfortable, sucky, in-between.
281
00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:39,640
So, when I first put this on, I
was hoping to shut some people up,
282
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:45,890
but I kinda realized I don't really
need to prove anything to anybody.
283
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:50,181
Like, when I put this
on, I feel like me.
284
00:19:50,265 --> 00:19:51,765
Like, I have a purpose.
285
00:19:52,806 --> 00:19:56,140
It's probably why I ran
for the Mosque Board.
286
00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:59,104
And remember, you're the one
287
00:19:59,105 --> 00:20:01,098
who convinced me to do
it in the first place.
288
00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:02,598
I love you.
289
00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:04,598
I love you too.
290
00:20:05,723 --> 00:20:07,015
Oh, um,
291
00:20:07,098 --> 00:20:10,223
I got you something for your
driving lesson with Kamran.
292
00:20:12,306 --> 00:20:14,140
One, very cute.
293
00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:16,473
And...
294
00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:19,431
These.
295
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,640
All my dreams are coming true.
296
00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:30,598
- Hi.
- Hello, Bruno, sit down, sit down.
297
00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:34,473
- Hi, how are you?
- Hey.
298
00:20:34,556 --> 00:20:35,723
Good.
299
00:20:35,806 --> 00:20:36,806
Um...
300
00:20:37,473 --> 00:20:39,140
You're sitting down?
301
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,015
- Yeah.
- Yeah, um...
302
00:20:45,098 --> 00:20:46,181
You got it!
303
00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:47,890
What?
304
00:20:47,973 --> 00:20:51,765
The Early Immersion program
at Caltech, you got it!
305
00:20:51,848 --> 00:20:54,098
You are spending the
next semester at Caltech.
306
00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:56,931
In the dorms, on the campus, in the lab.
307
00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:58,973
- Sounds expensive.
- No, no.
308
00:20:59,056 --> 00:21:01,890
Everything is free, it's all paid for.
309
00:21:01,973 --> 00:21:03,973
Meals, everything.
310
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,223
It's amazing.
311
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,181
I don't know what to say.
312
00:21:09,765 --> 00:21:11,265
You say yes.
313
00:21:12,931 --> 00:21:16,598
- Can I think about it?
- Okay... Bruno.
314
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:21,015
Have you ever seen a movie?
315
00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:24,056
Yes, I've seen a movie.
316
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,431
Yeah. You know that part in the movie
317
00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:29,640
where someone comes in to the
main character and they say,
318
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:31,723
"You're going to be a Jedi"?
319
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,640
Or...
320
00:21:33,723 --> 00:21:36,359
"You want to answer
phones of a demanding
321
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,806
but impossibly chic magazine editor?"
322
00:21:40,306 --> 00:21:42,140
Yes. Yeah.
323
00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:45,181
Well, that's this moment.
324
00:21:45,265 --> 00:21:47,640
That is happening to you right now.
325
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,973
You're the lead character,
I'm Meryl Streep.
326
00:21:52,431 --> 00:21:53,973
And you gotta do it.
327
00:21:55,556 --> 00:21:57,681
But it's in California.
328
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,223
Hey.
329
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,056
- Hey. I didn't see you after class.
- Hi.
330
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,640
- Yeah, um... Mmm-hmm.
- You good?
331
00:22:32,723 --> 00:22:34,390
Yeah, so, I was thinking today,
332
00:22:34,473 --> 00:22:36,848
we work on your balance
and concentration, right?
333
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,556
And then I kinda need to
talk to you about something.
334
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,556
Uh, I can't really train today.
335
00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:43,515
What? Why?
336
00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:44,598
Uh...
337
00:22:48,306 --> 00:22:51,223
- Oh.
- I do want to ask you something though.
338
00:22:51,306 --> 00:22:52,390
- Uh...
- Really?
339
00:22:52,473 --> 00:22:55,598
Yeah, my mom wants to know if
you're coming to Eid with us.
340
00:22:55,681 --> 00:22:58,056
- Is it Eid again?
- Yeah, the lesser one.
341
00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,181
Um, I know it'd be really fun.
342
00:23:00,265 --> 00:23:04,265
And mosque full of busybodies
all looking to gossip.
343
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:07,931
Might actually learn a thing
or two about this thing. Uh...
344
00:23:08,348 --> 00:23:10,181
- Yeah.
- Cool.
345
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:12,556
Um, I'll see you later, okay?
346
00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:18,015
- Hello.
- Hi.
347
00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:19,973
How do you feel about driving?
348
00:23:20,056 --> 00:23:21,681
- Really?
- Yeah, seriously.
349
00:23:22,431 --> 00:23:24,181
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
350
00:23:24,265 --> 00:23:27,681
De-stress after school.
Best thing you can do. Drive.
351
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,306
Who taught you to drive? Bowser?
352
00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:37,890
- I think I did pretty good, okay?
- I think so too.
353
00:23:37,973 --> 00:23:40,931
Don't know if anyone else would agree.
354
00:23:43,098 --> 00:23:45,765
There is no such thing as
a bad Shah Rukh Khan movie.
355
00:23:45,848 --> 00:23:47,556
Okay, look, I only said that...
356
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,348
You only said his worst movie ever.
357
00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:53,306
First of all, I thought
this was a safe space.
358
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,181
- Oh.
- Right? It's not.
359
00:23:55,556 --> 00:23:57,015
And second of all,
360
00:23:57,098 --> 00:23:59,931
don't tell me you have a
massive crush on Kingo, too.
361
00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:03,306
My ammi, my mom, she's literally
obsessed with him for some reason.
362
00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:06,473
Hey, hey, I know what ammi means, okay?
363
00:24:06,598 --> 00:24:08,556
And don't worry. I
mean, mine's the same.
364
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,265
She still has a huge
crush on Kingo Senior.
365
00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:12,348
Ew!
366
00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:14,223
- Concerning.
- Very.
367
00:24:14,348 --> 00:24:16,223
Right?
368
00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:18,140
I mean, it must be a generational thing
369
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,848
'cause I don't understand
half the things my mom's into.
370
00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:22,765
You and your mom are close, huh?
371
00:24:22,848 --> 00:24:24,681
- That's sweet.
- Yeah, well...
372
00:24:24,765 --> 00:24:26,265
We've moved around together a lot.
373
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:28,473
Well, I mean, you're here now.
374
00:24:28,556 --> 00:24:32,890
Maybe someday you'll feel
like Jersey's your home.
375
00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:36,973
Oh, shoot!
376
00:24:37,098 --> 00:24:39,556
Okay. Why are we, um,
377
00:24:41,265 --> 00:24:42,431
hiding?
378
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:46,723
My brother and his fiancée.
379
00:24:46,806 --> 00:24:49,098
And that's bad because?
380
00:24:49,223 --> 00:24:52,306
Because he is going to freak out.
381
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,265
- Okay.
- And then I'm going to freak out.
382
00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:55,556
We don't want that.
383
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:56,640
- No.
- No.
384
00:24:56,723 --> 00:24:58,015
Don't freak out.
385
00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:01,598
You're good. He's probably gonna
leave in a sec. So let's just wait.
386
00:25:02,098 --> 00:25:03,598
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
387
00:25:08,806 --> 00:25:10,056
I think we're clear.
388
00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:15,681
Aamir. Tyesha.
389
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:17,556
- Kamala.
- Brother!
390
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,723
Sister!
391
00:25:19,848 --> 00:25:23,098
This is Kamran. He's our cousin.
392
00:25:24,515 --> 00:25:25,598
Our cousin?
393
00:25:25,681 --> 00:25:28,265
- Like you-and-me cousin?
- Yeah, yeah, um...
394
00:25:28,973 --> 00:25:31,890
I'm Uncle... Choudhury's nephew.
395
00:25:34,223 --> 00:25:35,556
Through marriage, of course.
396
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,306
I mean, yeah, look how big he's gotten.
397
00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:41,931
He just like sprouted like a sunflower.
398
00:25:45,598 --> 00:25:48,640
Uncle Choudhury is from Pakistan.
399
00:25:48,723 --> 00:25:50,390
How come you have a British accent?
400
00:25:50,473 --> 00:25:51,473
Oh...
401
00:25:51,556 --> 00:25:53,515
See, that was actually
just a bit I was doing.
402
00:25:53,598 --> 00:25:56,431
I'm a huge fan of The
Great British Bake Off.
403
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,306
I love that show. I just binged
it so I was just doing a bit.
404
00:25:59,431 --> 00:26:01,848
Oh, man, that was good. You got me.
405
00:26:02,223 --> 00:26:05,140
Nice to meet you, Cousin Kamran.
406
00:26:06,056 --> 00:26:07,056
Okay, we should go.
407
00:26:07,890 --> 00:26:09,306
I think I remember you, man.
408
00:26:09,390 --> 00:26:11,723
You were looking at haram
things on the Internet.
409
00:26:11,806 --> 00:26:13,681
We called you "Haram-dot-Kamran."
410
00:26:14,015 --> 00:26:15,890
Gonna call you that
from now on. All right.
411
00:26:15,973 --> 00:26:17,015
All right.
412
00:26:17,098 --> 00:26:18,848
All right. See you at dinner, Kamala.
413
00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:20,140
Nice to see you.
414
00:26:21,223 --> 00:26:24,431
Shall we eat? Because
that was exhausting.
415
00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:27,473
That's our Aamir though.
416
00:26:28,181 --> 00:26:30,306
Never been afraid to reinvent himself.
417
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,515
Like, hey, remember the
time you were working with...
418
00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:36,015
What was the name? Hot...
419
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:38,015
- Hot...
- Hot Topic.
420
00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:39,306
- Topic!
- Hot Topic.
421
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,598
Oh, my God, please tell
me you had a goth phase.
422
00:26:42,681 --> 00:26:45,431
- It wasn't a goth phase.
- Oh, yeah.
423
00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:46,890
I just wore a lot of black.
424
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,098
Yeah, like so much spikey jewelry.
425
00:26:49,223 --> 00:26:51,348
- There was a choker.
- It wasn't mine.
426
00:26:51,431 --> 00:26:53,515
- Come on, come on.
- You did.
427
00:26:53,598 --> 00:26:55,640
That's why we moved to America, right?
428
00:26:55,723 --> 00:26:59,431
So that our children could be
anything that they wanted to be, yeah?
429
00:27:00,056 --> 00:27:01,681
- Almost anything.
- Yeah.
430
00:27:02,181 --> 00:27:04,556
Did your family live in
Karachi for a long time?
431
00:27:04,681 --> 00:27:05,765
Oh...
432
00:27:06,265 --> 00:27:11,223
My family has been in
Karachi for generations. Yeah.
433
00:27:11,306 --> 00:27:15,140
Muneeba's family moved to
Karachi only after the Partition.
434
00:27:15,223 --> 00:27:17,806
Back then, there was no
Pakistan or Bangladesh.
435
00:27:17,890 --> 00:27:20,431
It was all one big country, India.
436
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,348
- After the British just...
- The British left us with a mess.
437
00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:28,723
It was very hard for many people.
And then there was a civil war.
438
00:27:28,806 --> 00:27:32,181
Every Pakistani family
has a Partition story.
439
00:27:32,265 --> 00:27:33,265
None of them are good.
440
00:27:33,348 --> 00:27:36,681
Okay, enough, this is not
about the Partition, okay?
441
00:27:36,765 --> 00:27:39,306
This is a celebration. Yusuf.
442
00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,598
Hey.
443
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:52,181
There's a story about Muneeba's
family from during the Partition.
444
00:27:52,265 --> 00:27:55,598
You know, they had to
get on to the last train
445
00:27:55,681 --> 00:27:58,556
that was getting out of the city. Yeah?
446
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,640
Now, her mother, Muneeba's mother,
Sana, who was just a toddler then,
447
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:06,931
she got separated from her
parents on the train station.
448
00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:09,223
Her father tried to
find her but, you know,
449
00:28:09,306 --> 00:28:12,931
he was injured and needed a
walking stick to get around,
450
00:28:13,056 --> 00:28:14,890
so he couldn't really keep up with her.
451
00:28:16,223 --> 00:28:17,681
But here's the thing.
452
00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:22,473
Nobody knows how the
little toddler, Sana,
453
00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:25,265
managed to get back on
the train just before...
454
00:28:25,348 --> 00:28:28,265
Just before the train
pulled out of the station.
455
00:28:30,890 --> 00:28:34,556
What did Sana say happened?
How did she find her father?
456
00:28:40,098 --> 00:28:42,681
Well, Sana always said that
457
00:28:42,765 --> 00:28:45,848
- she followed a trail of stars...
- She followed a trail of stars
458
00:28:46,806 --> 00:28:48,223
right back to her father.
459
00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:56,056
What happened to Sana's mother?
460
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:59,223
Oh, we don't know.
461
00:28:59,348 --> 00:29:02,348
She disappeared that night,
just like many others did.
462
00:29:20,265 --> 00:29:22,140
- Kamala?
- Somebody grab the Zamzam.
463
00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:24,098
Kamala, are you okay, beta?
464
00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,806
- It's got to be the evil eye.
- Mmm-hmm.
465
00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:31,056
Did you not eat anything?
Or did you eat too much?
466
00:29:40,681 --> 00:29:42,473
- Hello?
- Nani, hi.
467
00:29:42,556 --> 00:29:44,640
Kamala? Is that you, beta?
468
00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:47,348
Is it okay if you move the
phone a little further back?
469
00:29:47,431 --> 00:29:48,431
I can't see you.
470
00:29:48,515 --> 00:29:50,681
Why don't you write to me?
471
00:29:50,765 --> 00:29:53,473
I wait for the post every day.
472
00:29:53,556 --> 00:29:56,431
- Yeah, I'll get on that.
- Did you get my gifts? Huh?
473
00:29:56,515 --> 00:29:58,640
Yeah, look, um, about the bangle...
474
00:29:58,723 --> 00:30:00,473
What about it? Which one? What?
475
00:30:00,556 --> 00:30:03,473
The bangle, it does
some really weird things.
476
00:30:03,556 --> 00:30:04,556
And it's...
477
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,431
That bangle belonged
to my mother, Aisha.
478
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,931
The one who disappeared during
Partition, my great-grandmother Aisha?
479
00:30:12,515 --> 00:30:14,431
Let me talk to Aamir and his wife.
480
00:30:14,515 --> 00:30:17,098
You can't talk to Aamir.
Look, about the bangle...
481
00:30:17,265 --> 00:30:19,681
Oh. But no, I've
spoken too much already.
482
00:30:19,765 --> 00:30:22,681
No, no, no, I'm not going to
talk about this at all, beta.
483
00:30:22,765 --> 00:30:23,848
Kamala?
484
00:30:23,931 --> 00:30:25,431
Your mother will get very upset.
485
00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:26,931
So this belonged to Aisha
486
00:30:27,015 --> 00:30:29,223
and you really have no
idea what happened to her?
487
00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:31,306
Oh, beta, speak up a bit.
488
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,681
My old ears are not...
489
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,056
- Kamala, are you okay?
- ... as young as your smile.
490
00:30:39,848 --> 00:30:41,473
- Nani, please, I have to know.
- Kamala.
491
00:30:41,556 --> 00:30:43,348
And look, the mango man is here.
492
00:30:43,431 --> 00:30:45,098
- Beta.
- I have to get mangoes from him.
493
00:30:45,181 --> 00:30:47,515
- Mango...
- No, no, just wait!
494
00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,556
Are you okay?
495
00:30:53,598 --> 00:30:55,431
Abbu, is something wrong?
496
00:30:55,515 --> 00:30:56,931
Huh?
497
00:30:57,015 --> 00:31:00,765
No, no, no, no, everything's
fine. You go back to sleep.
498
00:31:00,848 --> 00:31:01,931
Sorry.
499
00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:15,848
Trust me, even a cover band of Bon Jovi
500
00:31:15,931 --> 00:31:18,348
is gonna get people to
talk for a long time.
501
00:31:18,806 --> 00:31:22,431
- Moreover, your mother loves Bon Jovi.
- Mmm-hmm.
502
00:31:23,056 --> 00:31:24,056
Why?
503
00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:27,806
Hey, don't question my
love for the Captain Kidd.
504
00:31:27,890 --> 00:31:29,476
If it wasn't for Slippery When Wet,
505
00:31:29,477 --> 00:31:31,931
your father and I may never have met.
506
00:31:33,973 --> 00:31:35,223
That was gross.
507
00:31:36,973 --> 00:31:39,223
I don't wanna know. I'm done.
508
00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:42,681
- Ammi?
- Hmm?
509
00:31:42,765 --> 00:31:45,431
Do you know what happened
to our great grandma? Aisha?
510
00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:49,556
Where did you hear that name?
511
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,723
From Nani.
512
00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:53,556
I was talking to her last
night and it kinda came up.
513
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,223
That woman brought shame
on our entire family.
514
00:31:57,306 --> 00:32:00,056
I had to move halfway around
the world to forget it.
515
00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:01,556
- But, like...
- Kamala.
516
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,931
You would do best to do the same.
517
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,890
You're the one who told me to
focus on telling my own stories.
518
00:32:08,973 --> 00:32:10,473
Not this one.
519
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:13,098
Please let it go.
520
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:15,140
Hey.
521
00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:20,056
- You look fantastic.
- Oh, thank you.
522
00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:23,223
How do you feel about our
first dance as husband and wife
523
00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:25,181
being to Livin' On A Prayer?
524
00:32:25,265 --> 00:32:26,765
- Ooh! By Bon Jovi?
- Yes.
525
00:32:26,848 --> 00:32:29,806
I'd say it's better than
You Give Love A Bad Name.
526
00:32:30,265 --> 00:32:33,181
Yes! You see? She loves
the New Jersey prince too.
527
00:32:33,265 --> 00:32:34,431
Very good. Let's go.
528
00:32:34,515 --> 00:32:36,973
Aamir, come on, listen,
even Tyesha has agreed.
529
00:32:51,140 --> 00:32:54,306
- Hi, Bruno. You look so great.
- Hi.
530
00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:56,765
It's not too, um, bright?
531
00:32:56,848 --> 00:32:58,681
I don't understand the question.
532
00:32:58,765 --> 00:33:00,848
- It's pretty bright, yeah.
- Don't listen to him.
533
00:33:00,931 --> 00:33:03,265
- It's good, it's okay?
- It's so good.
534
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,431
Everything is just so lovely.
535
00:33:06,181 --> 00:33:07,390
- Hey!
- Hey!
536
00:33:07,473 --> 00:33:09,556
How's this?
537
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,056
I'll give you my vote
538
00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,973
if you agree to make me the
exclusive catering vendor
539
00:33:14,056 --> 00:33:17,306
for all masjid holidays
and special events.
540
00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:20,598
Look, I'm the real deal, you
know what I mean? All right?
541
00:33:20,681 --> 00:33:22,973
The Gyro King. Not like some wannabe.
542
00:33:23,056 --> 00:33:25,140
Look at these guys.
Competitors? I mean...
543
00:33:25,223 --> 00:33:27,515
Just put this up, and you have a deal.
544
00:33:29,181 --> 00:33:30,681
Eid Mubarak, sister.
545
00:33:32,598 --> 00:33:33,640
Politics is dirty.
546
00:33:33,723 --> 00:33:35,473
- You look amazing.
- No. We don't have time.
547
00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:38,473
The entire mosque is here with
nothing to do but eat and gossip.
548
00:33:38,556 --> 00:33:39,848
Gossip. Yes.
549
00:33:40,515 --> 00:33:43,390
The Illumin-Aunties,
actually. They know everything.
550
00:33:43,473 --> 00:33:47,306
If there was ever a time for me to
make my case to the board, it's now.
551
00:33:47,973 --> 00:33:49,640
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
552
00:33:49,723 --> 00:33:52,598
For maximum outreach, we need
to divide and conquer. Yeah?
553
00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:56,931
Kamala, you're gonna start
with the Mosque Bros. Yes?
554
00:33:57,015 --> 00:34:00,140
Come on. The Mosque Bros
never respect the halal gap.
555
00:34:02,015 --> 00:34:03,456
At least the Pious Boys are easier.
556
00:34:03,457 --> 00:34:05,223
Their life is one giant halal gap.
557
00:34:05,306 --> 00:34:08,515
After that, we'll mobilize
the Sunday school teachers
558
00:34:08,598 --> 00:34:10,348
to help infiltrate the Insta-Clique.
559
00:34:10,431 --> 00:34:13,015
Bruno, your group should be
relatively easy. The Converts.
560
00:34:13,098 --> 00:34:14,348
Technically, the Reverts.
561
00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:17,556
But for that you have to make
it past the Mini Harami Girls.
562
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,931
And last, the ones who know it
all and will not let you forget it,
563
00:34:21,015 --> 00:34:22,265
the Illumin-Aunties.
564
00:34:22,348 --> 00:34:23,556
Dibs. I'll talk to them.
565
00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,473
Okay.
566
00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:30,390
Meanwhile, I have to
go after my white whale.
567
00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:39,181
Eid Mubarak, Uncle.
568
00:34:39,265 --> 00:34:42,681
Oh! Eid Mubarak, Nakia. Eid Mubarak.
569
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,806
I would love to secure
your vote for the Board.
570
00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:48,598
Oh...
571
00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:51,806
Well, the thing is,
Rasheed is also running.
572
00:34:52,431 --> 00:34:55,015
And he's my best friend.
573
00:34:55,098 --> 00:34:56,806
Oh. Yeah.
574
00:34:57,306 --> 00:35:00,015
- Kamala's my best friend.
- Oh, yeah.
575
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:03,181
Right now, she's helping me
exercise our right as citizens
576
00:35:03,265 --> 00:35:06,098
of this great nation to
participate in democracy.
577
00:35:06,181 --> 00:35:09,098
To dream of building a better future.
578
00:35:10,431 --> 00:35:11,931
- That's wonderful.
- Isn't it?
579
00:35:12,015 --> 00:35:13,765
Yep.
580
00:35:13,973 --> 00:35:19,181
You wouldn't rob two young women
of that future, would you, Uncle?
581
00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:23,098
I mean, come on, this is Kamala and me.
582
00:35:23,181 --> 00:35:26,056
Your daughter and basically
your other daughter.
583
00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:28,640
Women's suffrage, we fought for this,
584
00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:30,723
people died for this. You wouldn't...
585
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,556
You wouldn't kill our dreams, would you?
586
00:35:39,056 --> 00:35:40,265
Vote for Nakia.
587
00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:43,848
Eid Mubarak.
588
00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:53,015
Yusuf. What are you doing?
589
00:36:02,098 --> 00:36:04,806
How are we today, Miss, uh, Zimmer?
590
00:36:05,015 --> 00:36:06,348
Is this about the party?
591
00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:08,515
- Because it really was not that loud.
- Wait!
592
00:36:09,098 --> 00:36:12,723
Wait, you're... You're
not the Zoe Zimmer?
593
00:36:15,098 --> 00:36:16,098
The only one I know.
594
00:36:16,181 --> 00:36:19,056
What? You have got to be
kidding. I'm a big fan.
595
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,306
- Wait, really?
- Yes.
596
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:22,140
Everyone in the office is.
597
00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,848
That video that you made
about low calorie popcorn.
598
00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:26,181
- Popcorn, popcorn.
- Popcorn!
599
00:36:26,306 --> 00:36:27,640
All we get for the break room.
600
00:36:27,723 --> 00:36:30,140
- Are you serious?
- I'm not joking you.
601
00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:32,015
Well, I'm so glad you liked it.
602
00:36:32,098 --> 00:36:34,265
And you went to AvengerCon? Oh, my gosh.
603
00:36:34,431 --> 00:36:36,681
You must've been mobbed
by all your fans, no?
604
00:36:36,765 --> 00:36:37,765
- No...
- Have a good time?
605
00:36:37,848 --> 00:36:39,015
It was so fun.
606
00:36:39,098 --> 00:36:40,806
The costume contest did get cancelled,
607
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,640
but everybody said I
was a front runner...
608
00:36:42,723 --> 00:36:45,640
And then the enhanced
individual tried to kill you?
609
00:36:46,098 --> 00:36:47,098
Right?
610
00:36:48,765 --> 00:36:52,431
- She didn't try to kill me.
- She saved my life.
611
00:36:52,515 --> 00:36:56,306
I have a feeling that you
did this for the likes.
612
00:36:56,473 --> 00:36:58,515
Am I onto something?
613
00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:01,806
You and your bestie...
614
00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:04,556
Maybe... Actually, you know what,
615
00:37:05,848 --> 00:37:07,848
maybe it was your sister?
616
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,523
You and that masked woman
looked pretty identical.
617
00:37:10,524 --> 00:37:12,265
White girl, red hair...
618
00:37:12,348 --> 00:37:14,390
We don't look alike. She
looks nothing like me.
619
00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:17,181
So you do know what she looks
like, what else do you know?
620
00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:19,723
- Hmm?
- Nothing.
621
00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:21,959
I didn't really get a good look at her.
622
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,431
I mean, it all happened so fast.
623
00:37:23,515 --> 00:37:25,265
Did she have an accent of any kind?
624
00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,348
No.
625
00:37:29,431 --> 00:37:30,640
Was she Latina?
626
00:37:31,098 --> 00:37:34,515
I'm sorry. I'm supposed
to say Latinx now, right?
627
00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:36,598
No?
628
00:37:37,265 --> 00:37:39,598
Middle Eastern perhaps?
629
00:37:41,723 --> 00:37:42,723
South Asian?
630
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Deever.
631
00:37:56,223 --> 00:37:58,098
Let's do the tri-state sweep.
632
00:37:59,223 --> 00:38:02,348
Search every temple,
community center, and...
633
00:38:03,473 --> 00:38:05,015
And mosque.
634
00:38:06,306 --> 00:38:10,598
Just be respectful. The FBI is already
surveilling them, you know that.
635
00:38:12,098 --> 00:38:13,098
Copy.
636
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:19,931
Please enjoy the party.
637
00:38:22,056 --> 00:38:24,681
- And that's why you vote for...
- Party, party, party.
638
00:38:24,765 --> 00:38:26,598
She's the change that we need.
639
00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:29,931
And, um, can we go back
to my great-grandmother?
640
00:38:30,015 --> 00:38:31,723
Oh, your great-grandmother.
641
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:33,431
My family knew her.
642
00:38:33,556 --> 00:38:35,140
Many people knew her.
643
00:38:35,223 --> 00:38:37,473
And probably wished that they hadn't.
644
00:38:38,306 --> 00:38:39,473
Why? What do you mean?
645
00:38:39,681 --> 00:38:41,640
You have a good mother, Kamala.
646
00:38:41,973 --> 00:38:45,390
She did not deserve the shame
this woman brought to her family.
647
00:38:45,598 --> 00:38:47,556
What kind of shame are we talking here?
648
00:38:47,806 --> 00:38:50,306
My father called her a snake.
649
00:38:50,848 --> 00:38:53,556
She put a curse on
everything she touched.
650
00:38:53,681 --> 00:38:54,681
Curse?
651
00:38:55,681 --> 00:38:57,890
I heard that she had a secret affair.
652
00:38:57,973 --> 00:38:59,181
And took off with someone.
653
00:38:59,306 --> 00:39:02,306
I heard she had many affairs
and she had a secret family.
654
00:39:02,473 --> 00:39:04,181
I heard she killed a man.
655
00:39:04,265 --> 00:39:05,265
Dead.
656
00:39:06,681 --> 00:39:07,806
Happened during Partition.
657
00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:29,598
Somebody help me!
658
00:39:30,265 --> 00:39:32,348
Please! Mom! Dad!
659
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,181
- Help me!
- There's a boy up there.
660
00:39:34,265 --> 00:39:35,265
Oh, my God!
661
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,640
- What do we do?
- Who is that?
662
00:39:38,723 --> 00:39:39,765
Help!
663
00:39:39,848 --> 00:39:41,973
- Help me! Please!
- Someone call 9-1-1!
664
00:39:42,056 --> 00:39:43,181
- Oh, my God!
- Hameed!
665
00:39:43,265 --> 00:39:45,098
- Call for help.
- That's Hameed! Please help.
666
00:39:45,223 --> 00:39:46,306
Hold on, beta.
667
00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:47,765
- Somebody help!
- Help!
668
00:39:48,015 --> 00:39:50,598
- Hold on, hold on!
- Someone call the police!
669
00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,931
Someone's gotta help him.
670
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:56,473
There must be another way in.
671
00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,056
Hey, where's Kamala?
672
00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:06,806
Think she went home with her parents.
673
00:40:18,306 --> 00:40:20,390
Help me, please! Someone help!
674
00:40:20,515 --> 00:40:21,723
I can't hold on.
675
00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:23,973
I'm coming. I'm coming!
676
00:40:24,056 --> 00:40:25,348
Yo! It's Night light.
677
00:40:28,431 --> 00:40:29,765
Don't worry, Hameed.
678
00:40:29,848 --> 00:40:32,681
I shouldn't have climbed all the
way up here. Why did I do this?
679
00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,681
Hey, you're not gonna fall. Okay?
680
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,806
Just calm down and think happy thoughts.
681
00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:39,306
Like, what's your favorite thing?
682
00:40:39,390 --> 00:40:41,265
- What?
- Something you like.
683
00:40:41,348 --> 00:40:43,140
- Something I like?
- Yeah.
684
00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:45,765
Yeah, let's focus on that.
Do you have a favorite food?
685
00:40:45,848 --> 00:40:46,890
Ice cream pizza.
686
00:40:47,015 --> 00:40:48,098
- Come on.
- She's gonna save him!,
687
00:40:48,223 --> 00:40:49,223
Please help him!
688
00:40:49,973 --> 00:40:51,640
Is that two foods or one food?
689
00:40:51,890 --> 00:40:53,681
One. I put ice cream on pizza.
690
00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:55,473
Did someone say ice cream pizza?
691
00:40:56,181 --> 00:40:58,348
- I like the flavors.
- That's really gross.
692
00:40:58,598 --> 00:40:59,890
Yeah, we can work with that.
693
00:40:59,973 --> 00:41:04,515
Now just think of a nice plate
or bowl of ice cream pizza.
694
00:41:13,140 --> 00:41:14,890
This is insane, he's going to fall.
695
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,473
No, no, no, no. She'll get him.
696
00:41:19,015 --> 00:41:20,556
No!
697
00:41:29,598 --> 00:41:30,640
Are you seeing this?
698
00:41:32,973 --> 00:41:34,890
No!
699
00:41:34,973 --> 00:41:36,015
I'll get you.
700
00:41:36,098 --> 00:41:37,973
Call an ambulance!
701
00:41:40,015 --> 00:41:42,140
- She got him.
- That was close.
702
00:41:45,223 --> 00:41:46,223
Did you see that?
703
00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:53,973
- You good?
- Yeah.
704
00:42:12,515 --> 00:42:13,765
I've got you, okay?
705
00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:38,515
My ankle.
706
00:42:47,848 --> 00:42:50,598
- Is he going to be okay?
- How did she do that?
707
00:42:50,681 --> 00:42:52,556
Help is on the way, son.
708
00:43:33,806 --> 00:43:34,806
Freeze!
709
00:43:35,181 --> 00:43:36,806
Hold it right where you are!
710
00:43:51,348 --> 00:43:52,681
Go, go, go.
711
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:54,681
- Get in!
- Kamran.
712
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,098
- Let's get eyes up. Where'd she go?
- We lost her.
713
00:44:05,181 --> 00:44:06,723
Bravo, we got nothing.
714
00:44:10,306 --> 00:44:11,306
Kamala.
715
00:44:12,806 --> 00:44:15,931
I've been waiting a very
long time to meet you.
716
00:44:18,848 --> 00:44:20,265
I'd like you to meet my mom.
717
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000
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