All language subtitles for Shameless s08e06 Gangster Gallagher.eng

Anyone watching thinking we know
fuck all about knowing

fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.

So you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk, sending prices,

sky-high literally, literally
taking the grass from its own roots!

And now you've
got your ConDem Nation.

Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up!

Have we had a national fucking
stroke? Or what?

Is revolution a word or
was it never?

Anybody watching
needs to know, we cope

better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.

Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester

and they charge us for water.

I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.

This green and pleasant
land in ancient times...

Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!

It's not theirs any more.

This is our England now.

Paaaarty!

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'This week I officially became a man.

'Got to admit, there were times
that I didn't think I'd make it.

'But here I am. And there's no-one
more surprised about that than me.

'Most of my family fucked off
before they got the keys to the door

'and I always
thought I'd do the same.

'But why should I?

'I'm happy where I am.
The grass isn't always greener.

'Sometimes everything you want,

'everything you need
is right there under your nose.

'So put your time in.

'Water, prune,
feed your little patch,

'keep the weeds at bay.

'Let it grow.

'As any gardener will tell you,

'nothing encourages growth like
a good dose of shit.

'So after nearly 21 years
in the stuff,

'I reckon it's
my time to fuckin' bloom.'

Inside and out, yeah?

It'll just be a small affair.
Finger buffet, decorations.

The young ones are all charlied up,
it's all they can do

to prize their jaws apart,

never mind tackle a Scotch egg.
You'll be wasting your money.

How have you managed to
run up a £500 phone bill?

I haven't.
Joe has.

It's addressed to the shop.

Grandad's shop. Which he left
in your incapable hands.

Sort it!

It's a gay sex line.

Joe rented it, got some lads to
man the phones. He raked it in.

How the fuck do you know?

I was never off 'em.

What?.!

I mean, Ian was never off them.

Dirty bastard.

Filthy fuck.

It's a pound a minute off peak,
£1.50 peak.

Stories take a few minutes
to really kick in,

so you're talking a fiver at least before
the money shot, but it's well worth it.

So Ian said.

But you'd make a killing.

You know, "Suck my throbbing
cock" and all that stuff.

I'm not talking dirty
so some fruit can have a wank.

No, yeah, I don't blame you.
Fucking pervs!

Our joint account's two grand down.

We agreed Jamie wasn't
getting a cut of our business.

Look, it all goes in the pot anyway.

Whose pot?
Certainly not ours.

He'll be wanting a cut from
my takings at Lillian's next.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because I knew
you'd react like this.

What's it gonna take for you
to actually stand up to him?

How many times will he have
to fuck you over, fuck us over,

before you tell him enough's enough?

Come back when you've grown
a pair of bollocks, eh, Shane.

♪ BARRY WHITE:
I'm Gonna Love You A Little More

♪ Feels so good

♪ You lying here next to me

♪ Oh, what a groove

♪ You have no idea how it feels

♪ My hands just won't keep still

♪ I love you, baby

♪ Oh, I love you
I love you, I love you

♪ I just want to hold you

♪ Run my fingers
through your hair... ♪

Do the water thing,

do the water thing!

Hose me down, Scudder.

Hose me down!

You can have that one for free.

You normally charge?

Can't make much.

I'd do it again for
the price of a pint.

It's my birthday Friday. Could be
my date if you play your cards right.

Fuck d'you think you're doing?

Ain't it obvious?

With my water?

(LAUGHS)

Sita. Friday?

Maybe when you're driving the car,
not washing it.

Yeah, thanks for fucking nothing(!)

You're the only one
with an outside tap.

It's not a problem, Carl.

Oh, let's just give him the
keys to the house then, shall we!

Keys. Here, take my wallet.

Jackson, give it a rest.

Mate, it's only a bit of water!

Which I pay for!

Put that towards your next bill.

They'd have the eyes out the back
of your head. Thieving bastards.

Yeah.

Avril in?
You left this in the pub.

And I think these bananas
are on the turn.

They're plantain.

Ah, thanks for bringing
them round, Meems.

Never seen half of this stuff.

You must've seen one of these.

Only coming out of a tin.

I can't stand all that
processed food. I'd sooner starve.

I like to make a dish from scratch.

You know, stuff you learned
watching your ma in the kitchen.

It's tradition.
I was brought up that way.

He's full of it, isn't he?

He's full of something.

It's about making an effort.

It's hard getting to get motivated
when you're on your own, though.

You should come and
have dinner with us.

I wouldn't want
to get in the way.

You wouldn't. We've always got mates
round our table. It's tradition.

We were brought up that way.

I'd love to.

That's settled then.

Jackson can rustle something up
he learned from watching his mum.

Can't wait!

Neither can I.

See ya later.

Bye, love.

If I'd known I were gonna get me
legs slapped,

I would've worn my shorts.

I'm not slapping you. I like her.

You're doing this to wind me up.

For once, this isn't about you.

It's about being neighbourly.
Making friends.

I teach their kids.

I see them everyday
at the school gates.

I don't want them round for dinner.

We all know what this is about.

This is about me not wanting
that type under my roof.

That type?

Oh, you know what I mean.

I'm an educated man,
I don't think that way.

I want them looking like
they've just come off the lot.

Bet that back seat's seen a bit of
action. Imagine if it could talk, eh?

Just make sure it doesn't.

Jamie, quick word?

Busy. Harry?

Yeah.

Mate, I'm wasted cleaning cars.

Tell it to somebody
who gives a shit.

Well, get a kid to do it.

We have.

I'll get on it right now
and get back to you in a bit.

Got nothing more interesting going?

For you? No.

Jamie, got nothing a
bit more demanding than this?

I can always find
something for the right man.

Jamie, I've just told him no.
You just made me look a right twat.

I do the hiring and firing.
And you are a right twat.

Come on, come on!

You've got the
bandages off now then, eh?

Yeah, yeah they come off last night,
yeah.

What happened to her?

Loan shark.

Well, you know what they say. If
you can't swim, keep out the water.

It was the only way she could afford
that luxury spa weekend.

Thought you could do
with some cheering up.

Not screaming "Me", is it?

Well, no that's why I bought it.

Thought you could wear
it on your nights off.

I've embarrassed you, haven't I?

No.

Ta.

Right, what can I get you?

Do you know, I've gone off the idea.

Come on, Sandra,
we can't afford this.

Oi!

What's up with her?

You're her husband.

Fresh from the chippy.

I'd sooner have our two grand back.

Just give me a bit of time, eh?

I tried that. Result?
Jamie and Karen are still taking the piss.

As well as our money.

What do you think?
She's got the legs for them.

Karen bought me them.

(With our money.) Kel...

Jamie took the money we made from
the school's security contract.

Of course you knew that already.

That was family money.
You got your cut.

Cut!? We earned every
penny that's in there!

Rein her in, Shane.

That might've been the way your
marriage worked, Mimi, but not mine.

I'll get the cash meself.

Like I should have
done in the first place.

Got the Young Conservatives
in again?

What's the damage?

£8.69.

How apt.

Stick it on me slate.

No.
No more credit!

Laters 'taters!

It's nearly a ton now!

Suck my throbbing cock?

Fuck.

Erm.

Look, Ches, erm,

thanks for the offer and that
but, erm, you're not really my type.

I'm talking about that sex line.

Oh, me too, yeah.

I can't get it out me head.

Yeah, dirty things.

I've got final demands coming out
my fucking ears. How does it work?

Ha! I wondered how long it'd be
before the Missus kicked him out

and told him to get things sorted.

Adding psychic to your
long list of talents?

Karen phoned.

I just want a fair deal.
And so does Kel.

You've got a fair deal.
You get a cut that's in direct

proportion to the risks you take.

We're brothers, equal.

Never have been, never will be.

Right, I've got a few, a few ideas
of me own. I want to them try out.

You had your chance to run things
and you got your arse kicked.

That's why I'm in
charge and you're not.

Lock up.

How did I do?

Good.

Any problems?

In the boot. I mean, I don't
know what's been going on but...

Best not knowing.
Can you live with that?

Yeah.

Good.

That's going
straight in my 21st fund.

Got another job lined up for
tomorrow, if you're interested?

Yeah, too right.

Get yourself something smart, yeah?
Presentable.

Working for the family now.

That's right.

Got to hand it to you,
Jackson, that food was beautiful.

Ta.

And all learned at his ma's knee.

More Delia Smith than his mother
but at least he made the effort.

Bollocks.

You lost something?

Billie Holliday. I lent it out
and I haven't had it back.

Billie Holliday? Christ knows
she needs a fucking holiday!

Have you heard the screeching
from her?

She sang about racial hatred.

Nothing she could
tell me about that.

Because of Liverpool's
involvement in the slave trade?

The Toxteth riots. I stood
shoulder to shoulder with your lot.

And I looted a fabulous fucking
telly and video while I was at it!

You joined in the struggle
against oppression

and came away with
a brand new Surround Sound?

Wages of war.

Race war.

That was the angle
Thatcher and her mob pushed.

Had fuck all to do with race
and everything to do with the fact

that anyone who lived in that area
got treated like shite

by that Tory bitch. We got to the point
where we decided enough was enough.

Good on you.

You're too young to remember,
if you lived in places like Toxteth,

Moss Side, St Paul's
in the 70's and 80's,

you were black
whether you were black or not.

Know what I mean?

"I'm a fucking scally
and I'm screwing your gaff.

"If you don't tell the dibble,
I'll let you pull down my trackies

"and swallow my big hard cock.

"Smack my arse till it's red raw.
Stick your fingers up my..."

Fuck right off!

This is disgusting, man!

Well, it's supply and demand.

Where there's shit, there's brass.
Now, do you need the cash or not?

"That's right, I'm scum.

"Just out of Borstal,
balls ready to burst.

"Now, work your tongue
around my tight, working-class..."

No! It's, "Work your tongue down my
throbbing shaft, licking your way

"to my tight working-class ring".

Get it right, for fuck's sake!

And your rhythm's all wrong.

You'll be losing punters
left, right and centre.

Now, go again from the top.

Ready?

"I'm a working-class scally..."

Bit gruffer.

"I'm a working class scally."

Spot on.

"And I'm screwing your gaff."
Filthy cunt.

Mind if I hand these out?

What are they?

Discount vouchers. Recession.

Not much money about, is there?

Not as much as there used to be.

Anything you want for a tenner.
Gonna film it, too.

Chance for you to be the star
of your own little movie.

How about that?

What do you think you're doing?

Can't you read?

Not here. Not ever.

Cos everybody knows nothing
underhand happens in here, don't they?

Get out of my pub.

But it's not your pub.

Jamie robbed it from under your nose

when you were having your wobbly.

Or did you forget?

What the fuck is going on?

Like a pair of bitches on heat!

Pack it in! This is getting sorted
once and for all. Family pow-wow.

I'll tell you where and when.

Now git!

And you!

Drink.

I said drink!

Go straight to that address,
no detours, no fucking about.

You do not let this
out of your sight.

You need to give it
to a guy called Kermit.

Understood. Family business.

Important family business.

We only talk on that.

You'll need a car.

CAR HORN TOOTS

Bit old for joyriding.

Company car. On business.
I finish at six.

That right?
I'll pick you up outside the shop.

Come on, live a little. Listen, I'm
a nice guy when you get to know me.

That's what all the girls say.. We could be
on the Dales in half an hour. Country pub.

Bit of food.
I'll be outside the shop at six.

Make sure you are.

(ELECTRONIC-SOUNDING VOICE)
Step, kick, turn. step, kick, turn.

Kick and turn.

MUSIC PLAYS

Step, kick, turn, and pop.

Hold it.

Plie down slowly.

Like grinding on a cock.

Come on, Saskia,
get your knees wider than that.

I've seen you on Saturday night
on the wheelie bin out back.

Big finale! Teeth and tits.

Fuck me. Just tits.

And...five, six, seven, eight.

Sex on a fucking plate!

Right. Get yourselves
washed up ladies, top and tail.

Fucking stinks like a fucking
fishmonger's in here, fuck me.

Like fucking Grimsby.

I take it you're not here
for the audition.

It's Maguire business.

Not here, you fucking idiot!

Never in public, you fucking twat!

You must be Carl.

Carl Gallagher.

Not a Maguire.

Jamie must trust you.

His right-hand man.

An alsation ripped me throat open
and swallowed me voice box.

We laugh about it now,
don't we, Griffin?

DOG GROWLS

Don't worry.

He's been fed.

You'll have to go upstairs
in the bar while I count this.

Tasty little Pole on a pole up next.

You can fuck her if you want.
My treat.

She likes it up the Gary.

DOG BARKS

Down, Griffin!

She hates Billie Holliday.

I hate Billie Holliday.

Can't stand Michael Jackson, think
Al Green's only ever done three

decent tunes in his life. Don't get
me started on Diana bleedin' Ross.

She treated the riots as an
excuse for a looting spree.

I think some of your black
brothers may have done the same.

We both know what the root
of this particular problem is.

Not that again.

You're a Man U fan. All Man U
fans hate Scousers, admit it.

You're being ridiculous.

You're accusing Mimi of all sorts,

when you and I both know
who the real bigot is.

I resent that.
She says we're different.

You'd call her a racist
if she didn't. She can't win.

You've got me all wrong.
All I'm saying is,

you can't make assumptions on
the colour of someone's skin.

I know, babe. I mean,

I always assumed
all black men had big cocks.

Give us those here!

MUSIC PLAYS

Going somewhere?

I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about!

I thought you said
this was untouched?

Jamie handed it to me
and I handed it to you.

Jamie's too clued in
to cross me, son,

which means the only person stupid
enough to try and rip me off is you.

No, Kermy!

It's Kermit, you little
piece of fucking shite!

You touch me and Jamie'll come down

on you so fuckin' hard! It's the
Maguires you're messing with now!

You think Jamie's gonna go to war

with me over a waste
of space like you?

Look, what the fuck's
all this about?.!

Down, Griffin!
This is two grand light.

It can't be.
It's never left my side.

What the fuck do you think
you're doing?

I'm going to teach you
a lesson, son,

that you're never
going to fucking forget.

Oh, please, no!

Hold him down, Judy.

I swear to God, I didn't
touch a penny of it!

Please, not that, anything but that.

Please just don't bum me,
please, Kermit!

Bum you!? I'm not going to fucking
bum you, you filthy little fucker.

I'm changing into me
trackie bottoms!

I've got two new numbers to
choreograph by Friday lunchtime.

Jamie'll vouch for me.
I'd never do nothing like that.

I'm not a thief, I swear to God!

Will you stop your fuckin' moaning?

Jesus...!

Fucking wasn't me.

I've been doing business
with the Maguires

since before you were born, son.

Paddy never let me down,

Mimi never let me down,
Jamie never let me down.

Until he started using you.

I never...

I can't run the risk of another
little toe-rag ripping me off,

thinking I'll just
stand back and do nothing.

I have to send out a very clear
message that this type

of behaviour will not be tolerated.

Oh, no...

Which one's your wanking hand?

What?

It's not a difficult question,
you thick fucking twat!

Which one's your fucking jizz fist?

Left or right?

I'm...I'm ambidextrous.

Ooh, he's ambidextrous, Judy.

I'll just have to cut a finger
off both, then, won't I?

Hold him still, Judy, or I'll
have the fucking lot off.

Tell your mates, Carl.

Nobody fucks with Kermit.

Not even little Miss Piggy.

Please, please!

Me bollocks!

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

Peek a boo!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

TYRES SQUEAL

..Yep, cool.
Meet you there in a bit.

Bye.

Just off to meet a friend in town.

Well, next time you report to granddad,
tell him I'm back in the black, yeah?

All sorted,
like I said it would be.

After that feast you cooked me,
I want to return the favour.

Been ringing round
me mates from Tocky.

Don't know whether
to do Afro-Caribbean...

Somali...

Thai?

Very multicultural.

Never judge a book by its cover.

Obviously.

Every colour of the rainbow
where I grew up.

At school, I was a right wigger.

Had the Bo Derek braids
and loved Boney M, and The Cosbys.

Can't thank you enough
for your support.

I'm just one big melting pot, me.

Got a few football tickets to get
rid of behind the bar, Mum. Usual.

I'll take the Liverpool ones.

Wouldn't touch the United ones
with a shitty stick, though.

You and me both,
the smug fucking bastards.

See you later.

See you later.

Just been talking about your lot.

My lot?

I mean, I know you're always
in the limelight and on telly,

but fucking hell,
do you ever stop rubbing it in?

A glorious history
and all that shite.

Do us all a favour
and shut the fuck up for a bit, eh?

Fuck that.

I'm not drinking in here.

What's happened?

Us lot are just off home, Mimi.

And good fuckin' riddance, eh!

Jackson...

MOBILE RINGS

Carl.
Look, I'm sorry, right.

Carl, what the fuck...?

I just need for you to know that
it wasn't me that fucked up your business.

Right. Let's start.
I need to go. Business.

Can it wait? Can't.

It's going to have to.

This is a family meeting, yeah?
Shouldn't we wait for Micky?

He's even less fucking use than you.
Can we get this over with?

Right.

She was handing these out
in the pub.

"Your chance to appear in your own
porno as 'Kelly Does Chatsworth'.

"I need 50
of the hardest men I can find,

"and I mean hard,
to make my dream come true.

"Do you measure up?"

You were handing these out
in the pub?

Paddy was selling smack
to kids a few years back.

You were dealing weed
from your own front door!

I wasn't sticking me arse
out of it and charging a tenner

for it to be filled, was I?
Did you know about this?

If you mean did I ask
his permission, no, I didn't.

It's been a bit difficult
trying to make ends meet.

It's been fucking impossible

and it's been made worse by the fact

that we've been getting ripped off
by so-called family.

MOBILE RINGS

Kermit.

It can't be. I counted it myself.

No, I'm not calling you a liar.
Carl wouldn't do that.

Ah, look, I'm on me way.
I'll sort it. 15 minutes, yeah?

Who've you been upsetting now?

Carl made a drop to Kermit.

It's down two K.
He won't do business now.

Carl's ripped us off.

I'll kill the little fucker.

My bird walked out on us, yeah?
Left us in a right Jeremy Kyle.

Yeah, I have to sell me arse now
just to keep her in nappies.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

Yeah, got you nice and hard, has it?

You've cum already?

I hadn't even got started.

We are sitting on a gold mine here,
I'm telling you.

A few more days,
it'd set you up for life.

Reckon?

We cleared over a grand in two days.

Another week and you'd be able to
buy that car you've had your eye on.

Fortnight in Spain next summer.

Nice trackie, trainers.

Babe magnet. Yeah?

More pussy than a cat's home, mate.

MOBILE RINGS

Yeah, lick my Adidas, you piece
of shit. You want it, don't you?

I do indeed.
Desperate for it.

I'm partial to a pilchard,
but I wouldn't say I was desperate.

You want to stick it
up my nice, tight, virgin arse.

No, I'm going to stick it
on a cracker.

But if you give me a bit more notice when
you're up for a bit of kink,

I'll gladly oblige.

He hasn't been home.

He'll have been out spilling
his seed, just like his father.

My Brendan was the same. Spilling
it everywhere, just like a hose.

Ruined the Axminster.

Had his prostrate whizzed out,
that put a stop to it.

Then Rodney took over where his father left
off, spilling it left, right and centre.

It's such a persistent stain,
isn't it?

Well, I'm starting to worry.

What if he misses
his own birthday party?

He's not a child.

It's a Gallagher thing.

All the men try and do a runner
before any celebration.

Can I have a hand here, please?

Unless, of course,
there's a free bar.

Eh?

MOBILE RINGS

There's not many places
you can hide in a car like this.

Get the fuck off!

Jackson's running late. He's
dropping Letitia off at a friend's.

I hope you like this.

Why wouldn't we?

Don't think curry's
too heavy for lunch, do you?

Stop worrying.

It's just that your fella's
not that easy to impress.

So why try?
Who cares what he thinks?

I do.

There's one thing
you should know about Jackson.

He's a good man and I love him,
but he can be a complete wanker.

At least he knows his own mind and
stands up for what he believes in.

KNOCK ON DOOR

(LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT) All right,
all right, calm down, calm down.

Is right, Mimi, girl?

Buzzin', laughin',
toffee apple, kidda! Eh?

The money wasn't there.
He was going to cut my fingers off.

Strip. What?

I said strip.

I didn't take the cash, Jamie.
I know it's hard for you to believe

but I didn't, I wouldn't!
It's not in my nature.

You put your faith in me, why the fuck
would I chuck it back in your face?

Get in the car.

Please, Jamie.

Get in the fucking car!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Man up, Carl.

Come on!

I'm not a man. I'm just a kid.
I don't want to go with you.

My cock's as thick as a beer can
and it wants your hole.

The hardest scally on the streets,
that's who this is,

now touch your
toes and spread those butt cheeks.

Who?

But I've got a jock strap on
and I'm just back from the match.

I've got an eight-inch throbber.

He wants you.

I told you before, you filthy
little fucker, lick my boots clean.

I want every fuckin' stud gleamin'

and when you've done that, I
want your mouth around my toes.

Nice one. Any time, mate. Yeah, bye.

It just rots the soul, dunnit?

You know, zaps your aura.

It's good money.

It can't be good for you, you know,
absorbing that day after day.

It blurs your moral boundaries.

It's corrupted and it's making me
feel sick talking to those perverts.

Fuck's sake, Micky. If it's getting to you
that much, let's just call it a day.

They're human beings, you know.

PHONE RINGS

Fuck off, filth! Urgh!

I think you owe Mimi an apology.

I think she owes me one.
All that shit about 'your lot'

and 'our glorious history'.

Hundreds of years of
oppression and she...

Hang on! When I said 'your lot'
I meant Man United supporters!

Who the fucking hell did you
think I was talking about?

Jackson got it into his head
you were insulting...

'us lot'.

How fucking dare you!

So you get into the comedy Scouse
gear to get your own back?

I was illustrating a point.

That Scousers are all
trackie-wearing, curly-headed scum?

No, that it's a misconception.

The same as black people eating
curried goat out of a wooden bowl.

Do you know how hard it is
to find goat?

I go out of my way
to provide an authentic meal.

I'm not a lover of goat.

You're right, he IS a wanker.

Well, you can take your
sneery, half smile and fuck off.

And I'll flush that
bag of skunk I bought.

Wouldn't want tooffend.

Who's offended?

I've got the money.

It's not just
about the money, Jamie.

I said I'd slip you some extra.

Call it compensation.

Your little rookie's not
leaving here without a fucking mark.

You'll take the cash

and leave me to sort him. You got it?

Come on, you think you've lost face?

What about me?

Done over by someone I had ambition
for. Someone I gave a chance to.

Someone I trusted.

I've got something lined up for
Carl, don't you worry about that.

Put that on.

Blindfold, you tit.

No, Jamie.

Any last words, Carl?

No.

Please, Jamie.

The birthday boy's here.

Keep it together, bud.

Mate, I think I've
just pissed a bit.

You owe me.

'Ey. Happy birthday!

What's up with him?

He's overcome.

We were worried sick.

Did you do all this?

We helped out
but Jamie organised everything.

Couldn't let me mate down
on his birthday now, could I?

MUSIC STARTS

The only decent thing to
come out of Manchester is the M62.

And the greatest
football team in the land.

Wayne Rooney.

Oasis.

Lennon wannabes.

What about inflicting
fucking Cilla on us?

Mick fucking Hucknall.

Liverpool was a city
built on slavery.

I never dragged anyone
out the jungle.

Sins of the fathers.

What about sins of your fathers?

Some of them chiefs sold their own.

The black race have had to live
through centuries of oppression.

I'm a woman, black.

Scouse, black.

Fat, black.

Working class, black.

And where were you when my ancestors
were starving to death back in Ireland!

So don't talk to me
about perse-fucking-cution!

We'll take your presents
back to the house.

You can't trust this thieving lot.

All the best, son.

Now that you're 21,
if you need any advice on women...

You cheeky twat.

There you go, son.

(SLURS) I just wanted to say
a few words on this special day.

I've got something for you.

Seems like only yesterday...

We didn't know what to get you
so we got you these.

Happy birthday.

Listen, I really appreciate this,
girls but, I'm spoken for so..

Took your fuckin' time.

I'm out.

You mean Jamie pushed you out.

My decision to walk.

Sure you've done the right thing?

Absolutely. I've had my
wings clipped for too long.

Feel like I can fly with you.

You don't half talk shit sometimes.

Go back now and kiss and make up.

Ah, ah, ah, you wanted bollocks.

Don't do this for me.

I am doing this

for me.
And we are better on our own.

Whatever we earn is ours.
Just me and you, babe.

Bonnie and fuckin' Clyde, eh?

We're all just standing around
stroking our cocks for the games teacher.

You were doing so well.

I'm sorry about last night.

Last night?

You wouldn't believe me if I told
you. Didn't wait long, did you?

I didn't wait at all.

I wasn't there.

We made a date.

You made a date.
I had other arrangements.

Those girls are more your type.

Enjoy your evening.

Come on, Lils, get down!

Had a good night?

Yeah, thanks, Jamie.

Listen,
I'm sorry, I thought you were...

in the car with the blindfold.

Fucking hell, Carl.
I'm still two grand down, though.

You're going to have
to work that off.

I thought you would've wanted rid.

I took it.

You did what?

Well, it works for everyone else.

I took what was ours.
You wouldn't hand it over, so

I took it.
And you're not getting an apology

and you're not getting it back.
It was ours. Wasn't it, Shane?

Do you know
what trouble you've caused?

Wasn't it, Shane?

Shane...

I won't fuck it up again.

I know you won't.

Oh, leave him in his own vomit.

What if he chokes?

Throw a tablecloth over him.
He'll be fine.

I've joined the family business.

Well, that is funny, Carl,
because I just left.

I hope you know what
you're getting yourself into.

The only fucking job round
here with any prospects.

You're a dickhead, Carl.

A stupid, naive, little prick,

who's just made the biggest mistake
of his life.

And how's that?

You'll see.

'So your garden might not be all
stripy lawns and blossom trees.

'Could be full of thorns.

'Hidden dangers. But chances are
you'll know all about them.

'21 years in this garden,
this shithole,

'this little plot of earth.

'And I want 21 one more.

'And I want to spend
each and every one of 'em...

'right here.'

I thought we'd agreed,
no more robbing. Got to give

the new business a chance.
First big earner, and you

wanna go running back for help?

Little bird told me you
might be in a spot of bother.

Don't you see they're using you?

You need to be more gentle with
the clutch. But on the whole,

some improvement. I just provide
space to let their hair down.

And their knickers.

Who's gonna hurt cheeky Ches?

Get down on the floor!

Stay down!

Another half hour,
unless you want to pay for more.

♪ Brown girl in the ring

♪ Tra la la la la

♪ There's a brown girl in the ring

♪ Tra la la la la la

♪ Brown girl in the ring

♪ Tra la la la la

♪ She looks like a sugar in a plum

♪ Plum, plum!

♪ Show me your motion

♪ Tra la la la la

♪ Come on, show me your motion

♪ Tra la la la la la

♪ Show me your motion

♪ Tra la la la la

♪ She looks like a sugar in a plum

♪ Plum, plum! ♪

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