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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:04,300 seriously, man. you gonna need park your car. 2 00:00:04,300 --> 00:00:06,000 get??? andy. 3 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,000 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED-- 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,200 SOME OLD-SCHOOL ELEGANCE. TAKE THE CADDY. 5 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,500 I ALREADY GOT A CAR. 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,700 YEAH. YOU HAVE A HYBRID,WHICH IS FINE FOR SAVING THE EARTH, 7 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:17,200 BUT IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE EARTH MOVE, 8 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,100 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED. 9 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:22,100 YOU NEED A MAHOGANY DASH, ALL RIGHT? 10 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,000 YOU NEED THOSE TWIN-TUBE SHOCKS, 11 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,100 SMOOTH RIDE ALL THE WAY HOME. 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,300 YOU NEED THAT EXPANSIVE BACK SEAT 13 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:31,200 THAT IS GONNA CRADLE YOU AND YOUR LADY LIKE A SOFT, VELVETY WOMB 14 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:34,200 AND NEVER, EVER, EVER LET GO. 15 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,600 ALL RIGHT, FINE. GIVE ME THE KEYS. 16 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,100 WISE CHOICE, MY FRIEND. 17 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,600 HEY, BE A PAL. FILL HER UP. SHE'S ON "E." 18 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:40,600 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SOCK, IT COULD COST, 19 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,300 LIKE, 80 BUCKS TO FILL UP YOUR TANK. 20 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,500 HOW CAN YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT MONEY RIGHT NOW, SAM? 21 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,700 THIS VEHICLE IS A LUXURIOUS TRIP BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME 22 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:51,600 WHEN AMERICA WAS NUMBER ONE 23 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,800 REVEL IN IT. FILL IT UP. 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 PREMIUM. 25 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,000 OK, BUT--OK, 26 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:12,900 WHAT IS THE SCARIEST SOUL YOU'VE EVER CAPTURED? 27 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,100 BUG LADY WAS PRETTY CREEPY. 28 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,000 HMM? YEAH. REALLY? UM, 29 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,000 COME ON. WORSE THAN THE CANNIBAL? 30 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,300 DO WE REALLY HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW? 31 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,000 WELL, I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S OLD NEWS TO YOU, 32 00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:26,700 BUT THIS IS EXCITING FOR ME. 33 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,700 SO WHAT KIND OF VESSEL DID YOU USE FOR THE BUG LADY? 34 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,400 UM, DEFECTIVE TOASTER. 35 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,300 - YEAH. - THAT IS SO HOT. 36 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:41,200 MMM. HOLD ON. DID YOU HEAR THAT? 37 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:42,900 WH--HEAR WHAT? 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,100 I SWEAR I HEARD SOMETHING. 39 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,500 HELLO! 40 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,600 SAM, GET THE LIGHTS. 41 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,400 HOLY CRAP. OK, SAM, DO YOU HAVE A VESSEL? 42 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,600 I DO NOT. 43 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:04,100 OK, WELL, START THE CAR. START THE CAR! 44 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,600 SAM, HURRY! OK, OK. 45 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,000 SAM, OH, MY GOD, PLEASE START THE CAR. 46 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,500 PLEASE START THE CAR. HE'S COMING AROUND. OK, ANDI-- 47 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,100 SAM! SAM! WHAAH! 48 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,300 WHAAH! SAM! WATCH OUT, SAM! 49 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,400 WATCH OUT! 50 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,700 GO! 51 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 GO! 52 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,500 I'M SO SORRY, SOCK. 53 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,200 I SHOULD'VE TAKEN MY OWN CAR. 54 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:49,000 YOU'D BE DEAD IF YOU WERE IN THAT TREE HUGGER, OK? 55 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,900 GOOD OLD AMERICA. 56 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,900 57 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,000 58 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,600 59 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,000 SO A CHAIN SAW, HUH? 60 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,700 WAS IT BOLTED TO HIS WRIST LIKE ASH FROM EVIL DEAD? 61 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,900 NO. HE WAS JUST HOLDING IT. 62 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,600 WAS HIS FACE MADE UP OF HUMAN SKIN 63 00:03:16,700 --> 00:03:18,600 LIKE IN THE TEXAS CHAINSAW? 64 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,900 BEN, EVERYBODY'S FACE IS MADE OF HUMAN SKIN. 65 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,700 Sock: THAT IS TRUE. 66 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,800 HELLO, DARLING. 67 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,800 HEY. HI, GUYS. 68 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,900 UM, I DON'T WANT TO BE A NOODGE ABOUT THIS, 69 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,700 BUT, UM, YOU LEFT THE HOUSE WITHOUT MAKING THE BED THIS MORNING, 70 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,700 SO AGAIN-- 71 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,400 BUT I DON'T EVEN SLEEP IN THE BED. 72 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,700 I SLEEP ON A YOGA MAT IN THE KITCHEN. 73 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,700 AND I VERY NEARLY TRIPPED OVER THAT. 74 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,800 SO IF YOU COULD BE A LITTLE DOVE 75 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,600 AND JUST CLEAR UP AFTER YOURSELF A BIT MORE, IT'D BE GREAT. 76 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,100 HMM. LOVE YOU. 77 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:46,900 BYE, GUYS. 78 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,600 BYE. BYE. BYE. 79 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,100 ALL RIGHT. 80 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,800 YOU WANT THIS? 81 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,000 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET, THE NEWLY MARRIED, 82 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,500 SO FRESH AND EXCITING, SO NEW-- 83 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,200 OK. OK, OK. 84 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,800 SAM, ARE YOU SURE THE DEVIL DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING 85 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,900 ABOUT AN ESCAPED SOUL WITH A CHAIN SAW? 86 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,300 I HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO HIM. 87 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? I, FOR ONE,AM NOT GOING TO STAND BY 88 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,600 AND WITNESS THIS DESECRATION OF THE SOCKMOBILE GO UNPUNISHED. 89 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,300 SOMEONE WILL PAY. 90 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,300 WHAT'S THIS? 91 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:16,000 THAT IS A REPAIR ESTIMATE FOR MY CAR. 92 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:18,100 4 GRAND. I KNOW IT SEEMS PRICEY, 93 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,400 BUT SHE'S A CADDY. I ONLY TRUST THE DEALERSHIP. 94 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,400 A SOUL CAME AFTER ME LAST NIGHT, AND I KINDA NEVER GOT THE VESSEL. 95 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:24,300 PROBABLY JUST A MIX-UP. 96 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:26,200 WE DON'T HAVE MIX-UPS. 97 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,900 HMM. THAT'S INTERESTING. 98 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:31,200 I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE, SO... 99 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,700 ANY OF THESE LOOK FAMILIAR? 100 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:39,100 NO WAY. HELL'S MOST WANTED? 101 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:42,800 WELL, WE HAVE A FEW OUTSTANDING CASES. 102 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,300 YOUR SUSPECT IN THERE OR NOT? 103 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,800 NO. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SO. HE HAD A MASK ON. 104 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:53,000 THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 105 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,100 CHALK IT UP TO A RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE 106 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,200 COMMITTED BY A REGULAR, RUN-OF-THE-MILL LIVING HUMAN. 107 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,600 IT HAPPENS. 108 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,000 YOU LIVE IN A SICK WORLD. 109 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,600 HAVE A NICE DAY. 110 00:05:02,700 --> 00:05:03,600 NEXT! YEAH-- 111 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,400 I--THIS ISN'T OVER, GLADYS. 112 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,400 THIS IS NOT OVER. 113 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,400 WHEN DID WE SELL THESE? 114 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,000 IS THAT GREG? 115 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,100 WHAT, GREG? ANDI'S EX-BOYFRIEND GREG? 116 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:16,900 YEAH. 117 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,100 OH, YEAH. 118 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,500 HE'S BETTER-LOOKIN' THAN I REMEMBER. GOOD HAIR. 119 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,100 THAT'S PROBABLY NOTHIN'. 120 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,000 THEY BROKE UP A WHILE AGO. 121 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,400 I'M SURE HE'S JUST SHOPPING. 122 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,900 OH, YEAH. GUYS! 123 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,300 I GOT YOUR BOY! HEY. 124 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,800 OH. THAT'S THE GUY. 125 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,300 WH-WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? WHO IS HE? 126 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,400 DUDE IS BAD NEWS. HE'S KILLED OVER 30 PEOPLE. 127 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,200 HE'S CHOPPED THEM UP INTO LITTLE PIECES. 128 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,200 JEEZ. 129 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,100 OH, WOWZER. 130 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,900 IN KILLSAW I, II, AND III, 131 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,100 AND IN STRAIGHT-TO-VIDEO IV, V, AND VI. 132 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,200 OH, YEAH. 133 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,500 W-WAIT. HE'S FROM A MOVIE? 134 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,600 YEP. 135 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,400 MAYBE GLADYS WAS RIGHT. 136 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,100 LOOKS LIKE IT. 137 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:02,300 HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT. HE JUST SHOWED UP. 138 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,200 NO, IT'S OK. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 139 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,500 UH, SOME FAMILY CRISIS, YOU KNOW. 140 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,000 HE'S JUST REALLY UPSET. 141 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,000 GREG'S FOLKS ARE KIND OF NUTS. YEAH. 142 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,700 BUT HE JUST WANTS TO GET TOGETHER FOR COFFEE TONIGHT, 143 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,500 YOU KNOW, JUST TO TALK. 144 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,500 but i totally understand if you don't want me to go. 145 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,500 NO, NO, THAT'S OK. GO AHEAD. I--I TRUST YOU. 146 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,100 I FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY MYSELF. 147 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:23,600 I KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING. 148 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:25,200 OK. 149 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,100 WHOA. 150 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,400 ARE YOU GETTING SICK? 151 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:31,400 UM, ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME TODAY? 152 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,500 OH, GOD. IT'S PROBABLY GREG'S COLOGNE. 153 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,500 GUY DROWNS HIMSELF IN IT. 154 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:36,900 THAT'S ATTRACTIVE. 155 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,200 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 156 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,200 OK. WELL, I'LL JUST GIVE YOU A CALL TONIGHT THEN. 157 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,300 AROUND 9:00? 158 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,300 9:00. 159 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,400 YEAH. OK. BYE. 160 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:54,200 IT'S SO GREAT TO SEE YOU, CASSIDY. 161 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,900 YEAH. CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 162 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,800 YEAH. YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING. 163 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:02,400 THIS IS THE FIFTH DATE IN A ROW THAT WE'VE HAD AT THE HOSPITAL CAFETERIA. 164 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:05,100 HOW COME WE DON'T GO ANYWHERE IN PUBLIC? 165 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:08,700 YOU KNOW, SOMEPLACE WITH, LIKE, MENUS. 166 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 THIS--THIS IS FUN. 167 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,200 ISN'T THIS FUN? 168 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,600 look, pudding cups 169 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,300 I-IT'S LIKE WE'RE HAVING A PICNIC. 170 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,100 UH-HUH. I'M JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE HIDING SOMETHING 171 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:23,200 AND IF IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT WEDDING RING YOU'RE WEARING. 172 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:26,800 I FORGOT I HAD THAT ON. 173 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,800 OK, CASSIDY, I-- 174 00:07:28,900 --> 00:07:30,000 GO ON. 175 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,100 I AM ALL EARS. 176 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,400 OK, IT'S A GREEN CARD MARRIAGE. 177 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,000 HER NAME'S SARA. 178 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:37,900 WE WORK TOGETHER, AND IF SHE DIDN'T GET MARRIED, 179 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,700 SHE WAS GONNA GET SENT BACK TO MANCHESTER. 180 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:41,900 I-IT'S IN ENGLAND. 181 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,700 YEAH, I KNOW WHERE IT IS. 182 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,600 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 183 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,800 I'LL UNDERSTAND IF YOU NEVER WANNA SEE ME AGAIN, 184 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,500 BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW THIS IS A FAKE MARRIAGE, 185 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,200 AND I WOULD HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS 186 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:56,400 IF I'D KNOWN I'D MEET SOMEONE LIKE YOU. 187 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,000 SO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO BE YOUR MISTRESS. 188 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:05,400 YES. YES, IF WE--IF WE HAVE TO LABEL IT, YES. 189 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:08,100 AND IF I AGREE TO THIS, 190 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,800 THEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEPLACE NEW... 191 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:14,900 WITH, LIKE, A WAITER AND A LIQUOR LICENSE. 192 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:17,000 ANYWHERE. YES. 193 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,400 ANDI, HI. UH, IT'S ME... 194 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:35,000 CALLIN' TO JUST, UH, SAY HI. 195 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,900 YOU'RE OUT WITH GREG, I KNOW. 196 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,000 IT'S, UH--IT'S ALL GOOD. 197 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:44,400 UM, SO I GUESS I'LL JUST--I'LL-- I'LL CALL YOU BACK IN A WHILE. 198 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:48,400 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA CALL AT 9:00. IT'S 7 MINUTES AFTER, BUT, UH... 199 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:50,800 ALL RIGHT. BYE. 200 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,500 8 MINUTES AFTER NOW, SO--HEH. 201 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,000 OK. BYE. 202 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,500 EVENIN'. 203 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,200 BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, HUH? 204 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,300 FOR YOU. 205 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,300 IS THIS THE VESSEL? 206 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,700 IT'S A PRESENT. 207 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:28,800 WHY? 208 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,200 I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED IT SOMETIME. 209 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,800 WAIT, WAIT. SO THE CHAIN SAW GUY WHO ATTACKED ME, 210 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:36,200 IS HE A SOUL OR NOT? 211 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:39,000 I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT ANY CHAIN SAW GUY. 212 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,100 I SUPPOSE IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE CRAZIES OUT THERE. 213 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:44,400 YOU KNOW, MENTAL ILLNESS IS A GROWING PROBLEM, SAMMY. 214 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,000 OH HO. YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 215 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:49,200 DON'T EVEN LOCK THEIR DOORS. 216 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,500 WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS? 217 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,800 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT LATELY, SAM? 218 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:57,500 TRUST, HONESTY, INTEGRITY-- 219 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:59,800 I DON'T LIKE THOSE WORDS, NOT ONE LITTLE BIT. 220 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:00,800 WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 221 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,300 YOU KNOW WHY I HATE THEM? THEY'RE FRAUDULENT. 222 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,000 PEOPLE SAY THEM WILLY-NILLY. THEY DON'T MEAN THEM. 223 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,000 YOU FEEL ME? 224 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,500 NO. I DON'T. 225 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,200 I SHOW YOU THIS BECAUSE I CARE. 226 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,500 AND ALSO I KIND OF ENJOY IT. 227 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,000 SAM. 228 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:21,800 Greg: OH, WHAT THE HELL? WHOA, TAKE IT EASY, MAN. 229 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,400 DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY. 230 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,700 - ANDI, WHAT ARE YOU-- - PLEASE PUT DOWN THE KNIFE. 231 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,500 PLEASE. 232 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,000 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 233 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,600 SAM, WAIT. 234 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,400 PLEASE, SAM-- 235 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,500 ANDI, WHAT WERE YOU-- YOU WERE KISSING HIM. 236 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,100 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, OK? 237 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,700 I MEAN, ONE SECOND, WE'RE TALKING, AND THE NEXT, I-- 238 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,800 HOW COULD YOU DO-- THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 239 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,200 SAM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, OK? 240 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,300 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE. 241 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,900 please YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. IT'S LIKE... 242 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,500 TEMPORARY INSANITY OR SOMETHING. 243 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,400 LET'S JUST GET OUTTA HERE. 244 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:07,900 I'M TELLIN' YOU IT'S THE DEVIL. 245 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,700 IT'S GOTTA BE. HE'S SCREWIN' WITH ME AGAIN. 246 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,300 Sock: YEAH, YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 247 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:12,700 he was making out wiht ??? 248 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,900 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WASN'T A NATURAL OCCURRENCE. 249 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,500 WHAT'D YOU DO? 250 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,500 WHAT? 251 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:18,800 WHAT'D YOU DO WRONG? 252 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,500 CLEARLY YOU DID SOMETHING 253 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,700 TO DRIVE ANDI INTO GREG'S ARMS, 254 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,300 THOSE BIG, HANDSOME, MUSCULAR ARMS. 255 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,300 I DID NOT. 256 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,500 THINK ABOUT IT, SAM. 257 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,600 WOMEN DON'T ALWAYS TELL YOU WHEN YOU SCREW UP. 258 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,800 THEY LIKE TO GIVE NONVERBAL CUES. 259 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,500 I.E., MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER DUDE. 260 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,200 THERE WAS NO NONVERBAL ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 261 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,000 I'M A-- I'M A GOOD BOYFRIEND. 262 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,700 I'M--I'M CARING. I'M SENSITIVE. 263 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,600 AH. NOW, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE. 264 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,400 SENSITIVE, SAM? REALLY? 265 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,200 NO. NO. OH, SO NAIVE. 266 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,600 CHICKS DO NOT WANT SENSITIVE, OK? 267 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,100 THEY WANT A BAD BOY. 268 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,700 THEY WANT SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA BREAK ALL THE RULES, 269 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,000 SOMEONE WHO WILL BANG THEM ON THE BACK OF A MOTORCYCLE 270 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:56,100 AND THEN NOT DO THE DISHES. 271 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,200 A BAD BOY? 272 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,900 LIKE GREG. 273 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,800 YEAH. 274 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,900 DEVIL MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHIN' TO DO WITH THIS ONE. 275 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,200 MORNING, PEOPLE. 276 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,900 I WOULD LIKE TO START THE STAFF MEETING ON A HAPPY NOTE. 277 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,200 WE HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF EXCITING NEWS. 278 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,200 YOU FINALLY MOVED OUT OF YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. 279 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,700 VERY WITTY, BERT, BUT NO. 280 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:23,500 THIS NEWS ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME FOR ONCE. 281 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,600 SARA HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 282 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,600 WHY DON'T YOU COME ON DOWN TO THE-- 283 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,100 thank you. 284 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,200 HELLO. UM... 285 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,500 AS YOU KNOW, BEN AND I RECENTLY GOT MARRIED. 286 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,600 AND, UM, I'M VERY HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE I'M PREGNANT. 287 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,400 MY HUSBAND AND I ARE HAVING A BABY. 288 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,700 YOU HIT THAT? 289 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,100 NO. I DID NOT. 290 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,600 THANK YOU. 291 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,200 ARE YOU CRAZY? OOH. 292 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,500 HELLO, MY DARLING. 293 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,300 WHY ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE WE'RE PREGNANT? 294 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,600 BECAUSE WE ARE PREGNANT, SILLY. 295 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,900 BUT WE DIDN'T DO-- 296 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,500 NOT EVEN A LITTLE. 297 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,700 EWW. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 298 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,100 ESTEBAN IS THE FATHER. 299 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,300 WHO THE HELL IS ESTEBAN? 300 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,800 MY BOYFRIEND. 301 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,900 YOU NEED TO KEEP UP, MY SWEETIE. 302 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,700 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW? 303 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,100 YEAH, FOR 4 YEARS. 304 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,000 EH, HE TRAVELS A GREAT DEAL. 305 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,700 PART OF THE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL OBVIOUSLY. 306 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,300 WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE HIM MARRY YOU? 307 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,700 BECAUSE HE HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES. 308 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,100 PLUS HE'S... 309 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,000 TECHNICALLY MARRIED. NOW, LOOK, 310 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,800 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANGRY AT ME, BEN. 311 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,300 ANGRY? NO. NO. 312 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,600 I'M NOT ANGRY. I'M HAPPY, ACTUALLY. 313 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,000 THIS IS GREAT. I'M ACTUALLY SEEING SOMEONE, TOO-- 314 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,900 CASSIDY, THE GIRL I TOLD YOU ABOUT. 315 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,200 NO. I DON'T THINK SO. 316 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:54,800 WHAT? 317 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,300 WE CANNOT RISK EXPOSURE WITH IMMIGRATION. 318 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,800 BUT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND. IT'S THE SAME THING. 319 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,400 ESTEBAN IS FAR MORE DISCREET AND RESPONSIBLE. 320 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,100 HE'S THE CATCHER ON THE TRAPEZE. 321 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:06,900 YOU'RE CRAZY. 322 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,200 THAT'S IT. YEAH. MM-HMM. 323 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:09,300 BEN. 324 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,700 SORRY. 325 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,400 IT SEEMS UNFAIR, 326 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,900 BUT YOU MADE A COMMITMENT TO ME, 327 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,900 AND THAT ALSO MEANS A COMMITMENT TO WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME. 328 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:22,500 YOU HOLD MY LIFE AND LITTLE ESTEBAN'S LIFE IN YOUR HANDS. 329 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,500 WE NEED YOU, BEN. 330 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,400 HEY, YOU. HEY. 331 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,900 GREG, YOU KNOW, I-- I CAN'T REALLY TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, 332 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,100 ESPECIALLY AFTER LAST NIGHT. 333 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,600 YEAH, I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 334 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:43,200 HOW 'BOUT YOU AND ME GO GET SOME COFFEE? 335 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,000 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? COFFEE SOUNDS GREAT. 336 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,200 UM, JUST LET ME FINISH MY COUNT HERE, 337 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,000 AND THEN WE'LL BE OUT, OK? 338 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,100 I WISH YOU HADN'T LEFT SO FAST LAST NIGHT. 339 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,000 I REALLY THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING A CONNECTION. 340 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,700 yeah, ME, TOO. 341 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:05,300 I'M GLAD. 342 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,500 OHH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 343 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,900 I'M A LITTLE RELIEVED THAT SARA'S BUN DIDN'T COME OUT 344 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,000 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 345 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,000 HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE YOURS? 346 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,200 WELL, BEN, LET'S JUST SAY I HAD A VERY VIVID DREAM, 347 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,200 AND WE'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT, OK? 348 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,300 oh, no. 349 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,000 DRIVE! 350 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,500 NO PRESSURE! 351 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,300 HE WAS WAITING FOR US, FOR ME. 352 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,000 THAT THING'S DEFINITELY A SOUL. 353 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,400 IT HAS DEFINITELY GOT IT OUT FOR YOU. 354 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,200 OR MY CAR. 355 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,800 OPEN TABLE! 356 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,600 RUN! OPEN TABLE! 357 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,000 WHOA HO HO HO! EASY THERE, CHAMP. 358 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,900 YOU DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE A JUMPER. 359 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,700 NA ZDROWIE. 360 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,400 THE CHAIN SAW GUY ISN'T A PERSON. 361 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,800 HE'S A SOUL, AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 362 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,700 SERIOUSLY? WEIRD. yeah. 363 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,800 HEY, CHECK OUT THE VIEW, HUH? 364 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,300 WH-WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 365 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,300 WHEN DO I GET A VESSEL? 366 00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:59,900 I'LL LOOK INTO IT. I PROMISE. 367 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,900 HEY, SAMMY, YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD? 368 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,600 CHECK IT OUT. 369 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,000 SON OF A BITCH. 370 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,300 I KNOW. WHAT A DICK, HUH? 371 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,900 I GOT AN IDEA. 372 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:22,300 KILL HIM. THE SHOT'S ALREADY LINED UP. 373 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,400 WHAT? NO, I'M NOT GONNA SH-- 374 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,100 YOU ARE INVOLVED IN THIS. 375 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,400 GUILTY AS CHARGED. 376 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,900 I KNEW IT. I KNEW SHE'D NEVER GO BACK OUT WITH THAT DOUCHE BAG. 377 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,400 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER? 378 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,400 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO ANDI. 379 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,800 I MAY HAVE DONE SOMETHING TO GREG. FOR GREG, ACTUALLY. 380 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,600 I BOUGHT HIS SOUL. 381 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 - WHAT? - YEAH. 382 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,100 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM, SAMMY. 383 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,800 WHAT A DOPE THAT GUY IS. TERRIBLE NEGOTIATOR. 384 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,100 WHY? 385 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,300 THE POOR KID WAS BROKENHEARTED OVER YOUR GIRL DOWN THERE. 386 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:54,200 HE WANTED TO ACQUIRE THE POWER TO CONVINCE HER TO DATE HIM, 387 00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,100 KIND OF A JEDI MIND TRICK. 388 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,800 OK, EASY ENOUGH. WISH GRANTED, 389 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,800 AND IN EXCHANGE, I GET HIS SOUL. 390 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,900 I CAN'T BELIEVE TH--I-- 391 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,000 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS. 392 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,500 COME OFF IT. WHAT'S SO AWFUL? 393 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,600 YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH IN A DEAL WITH ME. 394 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,200 WH-WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 395 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,700 IT MEANS THAT THINGS AREN'T WHAT THEY APPEAR TO BE. 396 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,000 FIGURE IT OUT. 397 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,800 YOU MAY STILL GET ANDI BACK. 398 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,100 CANCEL IT. UNDO IT. JUST UNDO IT RIGHT NOW. 399 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,400 SADLY, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. 400 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,400 OH, YOU DO HAVE ONE OTHER OPTION. 401 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:26,900 KILL HIM. 402 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,500 NO. - WHY NOT? 403 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,200 GREG'S FATE IS ALREADY SEALED. 404 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,100 HE DIES. THE SPELL IS BROKEN. 405 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,900 YOU GET THE GIRL. I GET THE SOUL. 406 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,800 WIN, WIN, WIN. 407 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,100 NO. NO, I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT ANYBODY. 408 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,400 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEARN? 409 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,300 THE ONLY PERSON PLAYING BY THE RULES IS YOU. 410 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,700 PERFECT. 411 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,600 HEY, BUDDY. HOW'S IT HANGIN'? 412 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,000 I'M NOT YOUR-- AH-CHOO! 413 00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,400 AW, BABY GOT A COLD? 414 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,400 IT'S YOUR STUPID COLOGNE. 415 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,700 NOW WILL YOU GO AWAY so i can talk to my girlfriend. 416 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,700 ACTUALLY ANDI HAS SOMETHING SHE NEEDS TO TELL YOU. 417 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,800 GO AHEAD, ANDI. I'M HERE TO SUPPORT YOU. 418 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,800 SAM... 419 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,800 I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 420 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,500 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 421 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,200 JUST I CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCH. 422 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,700 IT'S NOT YOU, SAM. I-IT'S ME. 423 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,800 NO, IT'S NOT, ANDI. IT'S GREG. 424 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,900 HE SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL. 425 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,400 WHAT? NO, THAT'S-- THAT'S CRAZY. 426 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,300 I KNOW, GREG. I TALKED TO HIM, OK? 427 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,200 ONLY A JERK LIKE YOU WOULD MAKE A DEAL WITH HIM. 428 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,400 HE'S GOT SOME WEIRD MIND-CONTROL THING OVER YOU. 429 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,500 HE'S MAKING YOU LIKE HIM. 430 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,500 IS THIS TRUE? 431 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,600 IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANDI. 432 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,700 ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS ME. 433 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,100 SAM, 434 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,800 I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 435 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,000 HEY, MAN. 436 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,900 YEAH! KILL IT! KILL IT! ALL RIGHT, MAN! 437 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,200 GREG SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL. 438 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,000 THAT'S HOW HE'S MAKING ANDI GO OUT WITH HIM. 439 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:36,000 WOW. WHO KNEW? GREG'S GOT BALLS. 440 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,700 SOCK! WHAT?! I'M SORRY. I'M IMPRESSED WITH HIM. 441 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,600 THE DUDE'S IN IT TO WIN IT. 442 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600 EVERYTHING'S SCREWED UP. 443 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,300 EVERYTHING'S COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL. 444 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,700 AH, DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC. COME ON. 445 00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:45,999 CLOCK OUT. WE'RE LEAVING. 446 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,500 UH, KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE, SAMMY. 447 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,000 i need??? 448 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,500 WE'RE GOIN' TO GLADYS'. LET'S GO. 449 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,800 GLAD BAGS? ALL RIGHT. 450 00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,100 OH, GOOD. YOU'RE BACK. 451 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,300 IT'S NOT A CRAZY PERSON, GLADYS. IT'S A SOUL. 452 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,400 I HAVE NO RECORD. 453 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,700 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR STUPID CLIPBOARD SAYS, OK? 454 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,800 A SOUL WITH A CHAIN SAW IS TRYING TO KILL ME. 455 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:10,100 NOW, YOU BETTER FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOIN' ON, 456 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,500 OR I'M GONNA BUST IN HERE MYSELF WITH MY OWN CHAIN SAW 457 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,600 AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. 458 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,900 I NEED A VESSEL! 459 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,200 OK. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE OK. 460 00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,800 BULLYING ME WILL NEVER WORK. 461 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,500 I DO, HOWEVER, RESPOND TO BRIBES. 462 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,400 OK. OK. OK, NOW WE'RE MAKIN' SOME PROGRESS HERE. 463 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,500 WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 464 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,700 I'M GOIN' TO ACAPULCO NEXT WEEK. 465 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,300 I NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER MY CAT. 466 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,200 OK, NOW, BY "CAT," DO YOU MEAN CAT, 467 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,900 OR DO YOU MEAN SOME KIND OF DRAGON? 468 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,100 SHE'S A PERSIAN. HER NAME IS FANCY. 469 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,100 FANCY. 470 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 SURE. YEAH. THEN YOU'LL GIVE US A VESSEL? 471 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,800 I CAN'T. 472 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:52,600 BUT I KNOW A GUY WHO MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. 473 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,600 YOU KEEP VESSELS IN MINI STORAGE? 474 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,700 THIS IS A PORTAL TO HELL. 475 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,600 REALLY? IT DOESN'T??? 476 00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:01,800 THERE ARE 13 BODIES HIDDEN IN THESE UNITS ALONE. 477 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:03,000 OK. 478 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,200 MANAGER'S NAME IS DENNIS. 479 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,200 I GOTTA WARN YOU, HE'S A LITTLE SQUIRRELLY. 480 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,800 A FEW TOO MANY YEARS SPENT DOWN IN THE NINTH CIRCLE, 481 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,000 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 482 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,300 LET ME DO THE TALKING. 483 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,000 GLADYS. WHAT'S UP, BABY BOO? 484 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,500 NICE TO SEE YOU. 485 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,600 DENNIS, THESE TWO NEED A VESSEL. 486 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,200 COOL. ANY FRIEND OF GLADYS. 487 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,500 AH, THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS. 488 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,500 SAM HERE IS A BOUNTY HUNTER,WORKS DIRECTLY FOR LUCIFER. 489 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,499 OH, HEY, MAN, I, LIKE-- YOU KNOW, I CAN'T REALLY 490 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,000 GET INVOLVED WITH ALL THAT, YOU DIG? 491 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,400 NO, NO. I DON'T NEED YOU TO GET INVOLVED. 492 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:37,400 I JUST NEED A VESSEL TO CAPTURE A SOUL THAT'S TRYING TO KILL ME. 493 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:42,300 RIGHT, RIGHT. IT'S JUST I, LIKE, KIND OF HAVE A SWEET DEAL UP HERE, YOU KNOW? 494 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,300 CUT THE KID SOME SLACK, HUH? 495 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:46,900 HIS PARENTS SOLD HIS SOUL OUT FROM UNDER HIM. 496 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,200 NO WAY. 497 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,700 AW, THAT'S A BUMMER. 498 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,800 ALL RIGHT. I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YOU. 499 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,000 TOOK A LOT OF BARTERING TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS PUPPY. 500 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,800 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 501 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:05,000 DENNIS PRIDES HIMSELF ON WORKIN' THE SYSTEM. 502 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,500 IF THERE'S A LOOPHOLE, HE'LL FIND IT. 503 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,400 YOU GOT ANY WAY TO MAKE SAM'S GIRLFRIEND STOP DATING HER EX? 504 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,900 I DON'T FOLLOW. 505 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:14,500 FORGET IT. IT'S JUST THE DEVIL BOUGHT THIS GUY'S SOUL, 506 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,300 AND NOW HE'S MAKING MY GIRLFRIEND LOVE HIM. 507 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,600 AW, IT CAN'T HAPPEN, MAN. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 508 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,200 YEAH. YEAH, IT CAN. 509 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,600 IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 510 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,500 AH, THE BOSS CAN DO LOTS OF WHACKED-OUT CRAP. 511 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,000 HE CAN TRICK ALMOST ANYBODY INTO ANYTHING, 512 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:30,400 BUT HE'S GOT NO DOMINION OVER THE HUMAN HEART, BRO. 513 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,800 DEVIL CAN'T UNDO TRUE LOVE. 514 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,000 HERE WE GO. 515 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:48,000 WHOA. SHE'S A BEAUTY. 516 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,500 OK... 517 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,500 WHOA! WHOA! WATCH WHERE YOU AIM THAT, TEX. 518 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,800 THIS VESSEL WILL SEND ANYTHING TO HELL-- 519 00:23:56,100 --> 00:24:00,100 SOUL, LIVE BODY, FREAKIN' SPACE NEEDLE, MAN, GUARANTEED. 520 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,900 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 521 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,400 LOOK, MAN, ALL MY CUSTOMERS ARE SATISFIED, OK? 522 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:09,600 OK. ALL RIGHT. JESUS. 523 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,000 HEADS UP. 524 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,600 HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? 525 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,800 HEY. 526 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,500 -hey. - HEY, SECRET BOYFRIEND. 527 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,400 IT'S KIND OF SICK. 528 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,500 I'M TOTALLY GETTING INTO THIS WHOLE AFFAIR THING. 529 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,500 ALL THE EXCITEMENT OF BEING THE OTHER WOMAN, 530 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,500 none of guilt. 531 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,300 MY WIFE'S PREGNANT. 532 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,200 IT'S NOT MINE. 533 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,200 SHE'S GOT THIS OTHER BOYFRIEND, 534 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,800 A CIRCUS GUY. 535 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,500 IT'S HIS KID, 536 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,500 AND SHE'S GOIN' AROUND TELLING EVERYONE IT'S MINE. 537 00:24:54,300 --> 00:24:55,300 WOW. 538 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,300 THIS IS SERIOUSLY MESSED UP. 539 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:02,300 I KNOW. NEXT TIME I MARRY FOR CASH, I'M CHARGIN' TRIPLE. 540 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,700 LOOK, UM, I GUESS THIS IS OUR LAST NONDATE. 541 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,000 WAIT. WHY CAN'T WE SEE EACH OTHER? 542 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,400 I MADE A COMMITMENT. 543 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,000 I MADE A COMMITMENT TO A CRAZY WOMAN. 544 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,600 I'M VERY AFRAID, AND.. 545 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,700 I HAVE TO LIVE UP TO IT. 546 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,200 I'M SORRY. 547 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,500 BEN. 548 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,300 ALL RIGHT. 549 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:33,400 LITTLE BIT OF SPACKLE AND A FEW COATS OF THE , UH, 550 00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,400 BENCH'S FINEST ULTRA-GLOSS, AND, UH-- 551 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:36,900 IT STILL LOOKS LIKE CRAP. 552 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT, SAM? 553 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,700 I DON'T NEED THAT NEGATIVITY RIGHT NOW. 554 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,300 LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR. 555 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,500 OK, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS. 556 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:46,000 I KNOW HOW TO GET ANDI BACK. 557 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,900 I'M INTRIGUED. BRIEF ME. 558 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,500 ALL RIGHT, SO THE DEVIL HAS NO POWER OVER TRUE LOVE, RIGHT? 559 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,400 ok. 560 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,100 and THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH WHEN YOU MAKE A DEAL WITH HIM. 561 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,200 OBVIOUSLY. 562 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200 that's the catch. 563 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:57,600 NO MATTER WHAT GREG DOES TO ANDI, 564 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,100 HE CAN'T STOP HER LOVING ME. 565 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,000 I JUST HAVE TO REMIND HER OF THAT. I CAN'T LOSE. 566 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,900 BACK UP. UH, ANDI LOVES YOU? 567 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,400 WELL, OF COURSE SHE DOES. 568 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,200 SHE SAID THAT? 569 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,700 I, UH, THAT'S-- 570 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,000 NOT IN WORDS. 571 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,400 OK, 'CAUSE, UH, NO OFFENSE OR ANYTHING, 572 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,100 BUT I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR, WHAT, 14 YEARS, 573 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,500 AND, UH, I ONLY SORTA LIKE YOU. 574 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,800 YOU CAN BE PRETTY IRRITATING. 575 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,600 I'M SORRY, BUT... 576 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,200 SEE, 'CAUSE I LOVE THESE SHOES. 577 00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,800 LOVE IS A COMPLICATED EMOTION, SAM, 578 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,000 FULL OF TINGLY FEELINGS 579 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,400 AND FRUSTRATION AND ANGER. 580 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,600 THERE YOU ARE. 581 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,400 HEY. HEY. UH... 582 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,000 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 583 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,800 UH, I-IT WILL BE, HOPEFULLY. 584 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,600 OK. WHAT'S UP? 585 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,000 OK, UM... 586 00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,100 SO I NEED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, ANDI, 587 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:03,200 AND IT MIGHT SOUND KIND OF WEIRD JUST ASKING OUTRIGHT, 588 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,700 BUT I GOTTA DO IT. 589 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:05,700 SURE. 590 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,300 THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT YOU-- 591 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,700 YOU PROBABLY NEED TO COME TO ON YOUR OWN, 592 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,200 AND I DON'T WANNA FORCE THE ISSUE, BUT I-- 593 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,600 I REALLY NEED TO KNOW, LIKE--LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 594 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,600 DO YOU LOVE ME? 595 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,500 YEAH. I THINK I LOVE YOU. 596 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,300 YEAH. THAT--THAT'S GREAT.THIS IS-- 597 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 THIS IS SO GOOD. YEAH. 598 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:36,300 OK, UM, BECAUSE THE DEVIL, 599 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:40,000 HE'S KIND OF GIVEN GREG THIS WHOLE JEDI MIND TRICK POWER. 600 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:41,700 OK, WHAT-- ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE PLAN.HERE'S THE PLAN. 601 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,200 YOU GOTTA GET GREG OUT OF YOUR HEAD, OK? 602 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,200 YOU CAN'T TALK TO HIM. YOU CAN'T SEE HIM. 603 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,400 YOU GOTTA FIGHT HIM OFF. 604 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,900 BUT HE KNOWS WHERE I WORK. 605 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,800 W-WE-WE'LL GET NEW JOBS. 606 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:50,300 BUT HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE. 607 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,700 THEN WE'LL RUN AWAY TOGETHER. YOU LIKE BUFFALO? 608 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:53,800 NO WAY WILL HE FIND US IN BUFFALO. 609 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:55,800 I HEAR THE WINTERS ARE MURDER. 610 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:57,900 NO, NO, NO, HANG UP. HELLO. 611 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,300 IT'S GREG. 612 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:00,600 NO, I DO-- HI. 613 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,600 HANG UP. YEAH. NO, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 614 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,700 I--I KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE LUNCH, BUT-- 615 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,900 WHAT? OH, THAT WAS SAM. 616 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,500 NO! WHAT ARE YOU--YOU-- 617 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,800 YEAH, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT 618 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,700 HOW WE WERE GONNA RUN AWAY TOGETHER. 619 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,500 TO BUFFALO. HEH. 620 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,600 UNBELIEVABLE. 621 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,400 WHOA. NO, I'M NOT TRYIN' TO UPSET YOU. 622 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,300 GREG, HOLD O-- DON'T GET SO MAD. 623 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,400 SORRY. OK, I JUST-- DON'T-- 624 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:23,700 WHAT? 625 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:34,900 SAM... 626 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,200 SAM! 627 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,900 DOWN HERE, SAM. quick. 628 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,500 NO, NO, NO. SAM, NOT NOW. 629 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:03,000 COLOGNE. 630 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:03,800 COLOGNE? 631 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,800 GRE-GREG'S COLOGNE. 632 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,800 OH, GOD. 633 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,100 GO! 634 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:12,900 HERE, ANDI, THE THING! 635 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,000 OK. LET'S GO. 636 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:19,000 here, GO, GO, GO! 637 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,800 COME WITH ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE. 638 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,700 SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE SCREWED HERE. 639 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,400 YOU ASS, THAT ISN'T A SOUL. THAT IS GREG. 640 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,600 YEAH. ISN'T IT GREAT? HUH? 641 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:44,100 BARKEEP, A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE. 642 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,300 WHOO! YEAH! YEAH! 643 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:47,700 WHAT A--WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 644 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:48,800 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 645 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,800 OH, I JUST DIDN'T WANNA SPOIL IT. 646 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,200 IT WAS TOO GOOD. 647 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:55,100 OH, BY THE WAY, TECHNICALLY IT ISN'T GREG. 648 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,100 IT'S MORE LIKE HIS ID, 649 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,100 YOU KNOW, ALL THE PENT-UP RAGE, 650 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,400 AND I HAD IT MANIFEST ITSELF AS THE KILLER 651 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,200 IN HIS FAVORITE SLASHER FILM. 652 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:04,300 YOU MADE THAT HAPPEN? 653 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,700 YEAH. I THOUGHT IT WAS A NICE TOUCH. 654 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,800 ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE OLD GREG EVEN KNOWS IT'S HIM. 655 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,200 BOY, OH, BOY. 656 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,909 I'M USUALLY NOT ONE TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK, 657 00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:16,810 but sometimes you've just nailed it, you know? 658 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:18,100 PURE POETRY. 659 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,100 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 660 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,400 WELL, JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 661 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,500 EVEN IF YOU AND ANDI VOW NEVER TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN, 662 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:26,200 ANDI WILL STILL LOVE YOU, GREG WILL STILL GET ANGRY, 663 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:29,400 AND SOONER OR LATER, ANDI'LL GET HACKED UP BY A CHAIN SAW. KKKT. 664 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,700 NO. NO, WA-WA-- 665 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:36,400 UNLESS YOU PUT A STOP TO IT. 666 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:42,300 BECAUSE NOW YOU TRULY, REALLY HAVE ONLY ONE OPTION. 667 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,700 ALL ROADS LEAD TO KILLING GREG. 668 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,400 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF, 669 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,800 SAVE YOUR GIRL. 670 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:55,600 KIND OF A NO-BRAINER, ISN'T IT? 671 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,300 IT'S GREG. 672 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,600 WHY IS GREG CALLING YOU? 673 00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:14,100 HE'S NOT. I TOOK ANDI'S PHONE AND SENT HER HOME. 674 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,200 I CAN'T LET THAT GUY INTO HER HEAD AGAIN. 675 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,800 ARE WE GONNA DO THIS, OR WHAT? IT'S GO TIME. 676 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,800 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. 677 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,400 A SHOTGUN? 678 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:32,100 IT'S ALL MY DAD HAD. LIKES TO HUNT. 679 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,200 IT'S GONNA BLOW HIS HEAD OFF. 680 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,100 THAT'S WHA THE PLASTIC IS FOR. LET'S GO. 681 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,400 Soft like a ninja. 682 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,100 GIVE ME THE AMMO. 683 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,500 OK. OK. 684 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,100 I THINK MAYBE YOU DID THAT WRONG.NG. 685 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 YEAH. AMMO. 686 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,400 AGAIN. 687 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,400 BEN, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF AMMO DID YOU BUY? 688 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,500 I DIDN'T ASK! 689 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,900 SHUT-- SHUT UP. 690 00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,700 THE GUY IN THE GUN SHOP KEPT STARIN' AT ME, 691 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,900 FREAKIN' ME OUT. 692 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,200 I'M NOT CUT OUT TO BE A HIT MAN. 693 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:10,500 I SAW MY GRANDMOTHER ONE TIME SNAP THE NECK OF A CHICKEN. 694 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,100 I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP FOR A WHOLE MONTH. 695 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,700 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 696 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,300 BEN'S RIGHT, MAN. YEAH. 697 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,200 WE'RE NOT KILLERS.THE DEVIL WANTS ME TO DO THIS. 698 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:21,200 HE'S TRYING TO CORRUPT ME, MAKE ME MORE LIKE HIM. 699 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,500 HEY. 700 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:31,500 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE? 701 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,300 NOTHIN'. JUST BROUGHT YOU THIS, UH, 702 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,100 GIANT ROLL OF PLASTIC, YOU KNOW, FOR SPILLS. 703 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,500 I THINK WE NEED TO TALK, SAM. DON'T YOU? 704 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,600 I COULD-- I COULD CHAT. 705 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:53,300 SO, YOU GONNA OFFER US ANYTHING TO DRINK? 706 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,400 NO. 707 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,400 FINE. 708 00:32:58,300 --> 00:33:02,000 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE, SAM. WALK AWAY. 709 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,100 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN ANDI BACK. 710 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,200 I'VE GOT THE DEVIL ON MY SIDE. 711 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,100 SEE, THAT'S THE THING, GREG. 712 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,500 THE DEVIL ISN'T ON ANYONE'S SIDE. 713 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,900 THE DEVIL'S ON THE DEVIL'S SIDE, PERIOD. 714 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,500 IT'S TRUE. THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH. 715 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,200 THE DEVIL MADE ANDI LOVE YOU, RIGHT? 716 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,800 DID YOU THINK TO ASK HIM TO MAKE HER STOP LOVING ME? 717 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,800 SHE STILL LOVES YOU? 718 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,200 CRAP. 719 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,600 SO IF ANDI STILL LOVES YOU, 720 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,800 THAT MEANS WE'LL NEVER BE HAPPY TOGETHER AND... 721 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,800 I GAVE AWAY MY SOUL FOR NOTHING? 722 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:35,700 BINGO. SEE? HE'S NOT THAT DUMB. 723 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,600 AW, I SCREWED UP EVERYTHING. 724 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,100 I'M--I'M STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! 725 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,200 WHOA. DON'T HIT YOURSELF. NO CALL FOR THAT. 726 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:46,000 I ALWAYS DO THIS KIND OF STUFF! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 727 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,300 OK, JUST CHILL, MAN. 728 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,200 DAD WAS RIGHT. I MAKE ONE BONEHEADED MOVE AFTER ANOTHER. 729 00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:53,800 I FAILED MY DRIVING TEST 17 TIMES. 730 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,500 HEY, EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. 731 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,400 I SENT MONEY TO 6 NIGERIAN PRINCESSES, 732 00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,200 AND I'VE NEVER MET ONE OF THEM! 733 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,800 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE TRUSTING. YES. 734 00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:05,200 I MADE A PASS AT MY STEPMOTHER! 735 00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:16,800 M-M-MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. 736 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,200 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YEAH. 737 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,500 Sock: CHAIN SAW! 738 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,100 GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 739 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:45,700 let's go. 740 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:49,600 HERE. COME ON. WHERE'D HE GO? 741 00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:51,900 WHAT IS THAT THING?! 742 00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:52,900 IT'S YOU! 743 00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:54,000 NO, IT'S NOT. 744 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 YES, IT-- 745 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,800 GET THE DRESSER! 746 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:04,999 I'M SUCH A CHUMP! 747 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. 748 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,200 GETTING MAD ONLY MAKES THAT THING STRONGER. 749 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,300 YOU HAVE TO CALM DOWN. 750 00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:13,600 LOOK, JUST LET IT COME. I'M PATHETIC. 751 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,200 NO, YOU'RE NOT. L-L-LOOK. Y-YOU HAVE A TROPHY. 752 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,700 YEAH, IT'S FOR ATTENDANCE. 753 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,800 GREG, EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, OK?! 754 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,600 LOOK AT ME! I ONCE GOT PAID FOR A GREEN CARD MARRIAGE, 755 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,700 AND NOW I CAN'T BE WITH THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS. 756 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:29,200 AND SO HELP ME, IF I GET THE CHANCE TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, 757 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,100 I'M GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT, 758 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:32,000 BUT YOU GOTTA CALM YOUR ASS DOWN! 759 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 I CAN'T CALM DOWN! 760 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,200 come??? 761 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,100 come to me 762 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,700 I SAID CALM DOWN! AAH! 763 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:48,100 Ben: IT'S GONE. IT'S GONE. 764 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,800 he does not look good 765 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,900 HEY. hey 766 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,100 HOW YOU FEELIN'? 767 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,700 AH, MY HEAD IS KILLIN' ME. 768 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,000 A-AND THAT MAKES YOU FEEL ANGRY? 769 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:19,200 NO. THAT'S GONE NOW. 770 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,800 PROBABLY THE MORPHINE. 771 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,300 GOOD. 772 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:26,600 HEY, THAT'S-- THAT'S GREAT. 773 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,100 SO I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANY WAY 774 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:31,800 TO GET OUT OF A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL. 775 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,000 NOT THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT. 776 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:37,000 GREG. OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT YOU. 777 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,900 YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED? 778 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,300 HE'S--HE'S OK. he is fine. 779 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:46,100 SAM... 780 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:51,000 WH-WHAT HAPPENED? A-ARE YOU OK? 781 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 YEAH. I'M FINE. 782 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 OK. 783 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,100 ANDI. 784 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,200 YEAH. 785 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,800 YOU LEAVE US ALONE FOR A SECOND. 786 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:03,700 OK. 787 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,700 JUST BE OUTSIDE. 788 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,500 YOU KNOW, I CAN FEEL THAT THING... 789 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,000 RIGHT NOW GETTING ANGRY AGAIN. GREG-- 790 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,700 JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE IT STARTS ALL OVER. 791 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,300 I'M SO STUPID. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN STUPID. 792 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:28,000 GREG, GREG, GREG, GREG, IT'S OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 793 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,700 I GAVE UP MY SOUL 794 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:36,200 FOR ONE NIGHT OF OVER-THE-CLOTHES HEAVY PETTING. 795 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,200 IT'S A LOT TO SACRIFICE, 796 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 ETERNITY. 797 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,600 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. 798 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,900 Ben: EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, SO I KNOW THAT FOR-- 799 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:54,100 THAT'S INTERESTING. WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 800 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,700 IT'S OK. 801 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,000 THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. 802 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 HI. 803 00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,000 OH, IS SHE, NOW? 804 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,700 WELL, WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT ALLOWED. 805 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,100 PERHAPS I HAVEN'T BEEN CLEAR. 806 00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:10,200 WELL, NOW I'M GONNA BE CLEAR. 807 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:12,900 IF YOU'RE FREE TO DATE IN THIS MARRIAGE, 808 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,500 I AM, TOO. 809 00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,000 IF YOU'RE FREE TO GET PREGNANT... 810 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,600 GOOD FOR YOU. 811 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,000 MY, MY, MY. 812 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,900 WHEN DID WE ACQUIRE TESTES? 813 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,600 YESTERDAY. YESTERDAY. 814 00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:26,600 NOW I'M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN. 815 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:28,800 THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. 816 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,800 UM, UH, TRY TO BE DISCREET. 817 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,200 EXCUSE ME. 818 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,900 THIS IS AWKWARD. 819 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,200 SARA, I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 820 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:45,000 CLEARLY YOUR "HUSBAND" HAS NO RESPECT FOR THE INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE. 821 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,300 TED, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 822 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,400 THEN WHAT IS IT, BEN? 823 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,700 YOU MARRIED HER, DID YOU NOT? 824 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,600 YOU FILED PAPERWORK WITH THE HOME OFFICE. 825 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:54,000 OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. 826 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:56,900 ACTUALLY, TED, UM... 827 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:59,700 BEN AND I HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. 828 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 SO... 829 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,600 I SEE. 830 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:09,300 I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU... 831 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,200 ENJOYED THE LIFESTYLE. 832 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:21,600 IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE TURNING THAT TRIANGLE INTO A SQUARE-- 833 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,000 JUST LET ME KNOW. 834 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,600 A CHASER FOR MY MAN, SAM. 835 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,700 THANKS, BUT I'M GOOD. 836 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,000 REALLY? YEAH. 837 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 FROM WHERE I SIT, 838 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,500 LOOKS LIKE YOUR LIFE'S STILL IN THE CRAPPER. 839 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,400 AH, THAT SO? 840 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,100 GREG IS ONE SELF-LOATHING HISSY FIT AWAY 841 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,000 FROM ANOTHER CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. 842 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,300 YOUR GAL'S IN DANGER. 843 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:55,700 YOU YOUSELF ARE IN DANGER. 844 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:58,300 IT'S WHAT WE CALL IN THE BUSINESS A CLASSIC CLUSTER "F." 845 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,900 PRETTY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 846 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:02,500 PRIDE IS MY FAVORITE CARDINAL SIN. 847 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,999 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 848 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,700 KILL GREG. 849 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,600 YEAH. OOH, SAY THAT AGAIN. 850 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,700 ONLY, THIS TIME, USE A RUSSIAN ACCENT. 851 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,600 I DON'T THINK SO. 852 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,600 PLEASE. 853 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:17,300 WELL, I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHEN I'D SEE THAT AGAIN. 854 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,900 WELL, IT'S NICE TO PUT A GIFT TO GOOD USE. 855 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,800 IT'S NOT FOR ME. IT'S FOR GREG. 856 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:24,600 COME AGAIN. 857 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,300 I'M CANCELING YOUR DEAL WITH GREG. 858 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,900 HE WON'T GO TO HELL, HE WON'T HAVE POWER OVER ANDI, 859 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,500 AND THE CHAIN SAW MANIAC GOES AWAY. 860 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,800 EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO NORMAL. 861 00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:33,600 TELL ME I'M WRONG. 862 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,700 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA USE THIS CARD FOR YOURSELF, SAM, 863 00:40:37,900 --> 00:40:39,800 GET BACK TO YOUR REGULAR LIFE? 864 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,000 IT'S A LOT TO GIVE UP. 865 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,300 NO, IT'S NOT. 866 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:44,000 BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T WORK FOR ME. 867 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,000 THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH, RIGHT? 868 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,400 YOU'D FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO SCREW ME OVER. 869 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,300 YOU'RE WISIN' UP, PAL. 870 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:51,900 MY LITTLE BOY'S BECOMING A MAN. 871 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,800 SO I'M GIVING IT TO GREG, 872 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,400 AND I'M BETTING EVEN YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS ONE. 873 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,600 OH? 874 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,900 CONGRATS, BUDDY. 875 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:05,100 YOU JUST GAVE UP ETERNITY FOR A WORKPLACE CRUSH. 876 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,300 WHAT A SUCKER. 877 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,900 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 878 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,100 THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME. 879 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,100 MAYBE. 880 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,300 MAYBE NOT. 881 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,900 I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 882 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,500 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 883 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,600 GREG. 884 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,800 I MEAN, NO, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 885 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,500 HE'S A TOOL, AND HE ALWAYS WILL BE, BUT STILL. 886 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,200 BUT WHAT? 887 00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:41,000 I MEAN, HE TRADED HIS SOUL FOR ME. 888 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:43,500 IT'S FLATTERING, BUT CRAZY. 889 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,500 KIND OF ROMANTIC IN A WAY. 890 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:50,100 NO, JUST CRAZY. 891 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,100 LOOK, SHOOTING STAR. 892 00:41:57,310 --> 00:42:01,310 893 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,910 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62078

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