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So remember, if your attacker
comes at you, you gonna panic?
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- No.
- Yes.
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No, 'cause you've got
your eyeball scoops,
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you got your kitten
scratches... [grunting]
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And then you're gonna be
clear to pummel the groin.
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And... you're dead.
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[applause]
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Wow.
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So inspiring, right?
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I'll tell you what I'm inspired by...
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- Those tris and those bis.
- Mm-hmm.
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And that's why I call
it self-defense...
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all: For moms!
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'Cause, as moms, we
have a natural instinct
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- to want to protect our young.
- That's right.
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Maggie, you've got a
young daughter at home.
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[military voice] I do,
Cookie... She's one.
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Her name is Charlotte,
and she's a fierce warrior.
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What's up with that voice you're using?
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Is this your married partner?
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[military voice] Nope, I'm
Emma, I'm the best friend.
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I moved home to help
her raise the baby...
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When I kicked my cheating
husband to the curb.
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- That's right.
- We're sisters for life, Cookie.
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- I need a moment.
- I'm sorry.
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What's happening?
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This right here is the
definition of friendship.
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- That's right.
- Two women, side by side...
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That is the most powerful
thing that there is.
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Now get on up here
and attack each other.
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- All right.
- What's that now?
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What... Oh, God.
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Well, Cookie, hold on one second.
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This is my first class,
so I don't think...
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Don't worry about it.
You're gonna be the attacker.
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- Okay.
- And Maggie, you just do
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all the moves that we've
been working on, okay?
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Yes, Cookie.
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All right, you're at the
ATM. It's late at night.
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Emma, attack.
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Beep, boop, beep, boop.
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Ooga-booga, give me your
money and also your body!
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[groaning]
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- You're dead.
- Ow.
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- Nice, Maggie.
- That actually really hurt.
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Remember too, your forearm
is a five-way weapon, okay?
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- Five ways?
- So you've got one,
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- two, three, four, and five.
- Ah, ah!
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- That hurts.
- You're okay.
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- So let's sit down, and we'll...
- Nope, stay on up here.
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Really? Do one more scenario.
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Maggie, you're at your car.
You're fumbling for your keys.
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- Okay.
- Emma, attack.
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Uh, okay, um, Mags,
let's just take it easy...
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- [grunts]
- Ah!
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- [grunting and yelling]
- You're dead!
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She's still alive! Keep
it moving, keep it moving.
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- No, no!
- I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
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Why are you still talking?
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Yeah, that's right.
Dead men tell no tales.
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- [yells]
- Oh, God!
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You're dead. And that's self defense...
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[softly] For moms.
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[Say Hi's "Back before
We Were Brittle" playing]
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Hey, remember when
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All of time stood still
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Ooh, do do do do
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Back before we were brittle
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Back before we were brittle
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- Synced and corrected by Dragoniod for -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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I think you snapped my solar plexus.
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What? Well, what was I supposed to do?
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You were attacking me at an ATM.
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I just think you could've
been a little nicer about it.
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- And, oh, you're dead!
- Oh, oh!
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Sorry, I can't resist.
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Maggie, you were
incredible in class today.
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You're like a human machete out there.
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Well, you sharpened the blade, Cookie.
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Look, Thursdays around 10:30 p.m.
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I hold a special class that's
called "The Cookie Jar."
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's for my elite students.
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I'd like to invite you to join.
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Oh, my God, can we make that work?
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Yes, of course we can make that work.
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Okay, good.
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I give every member of
The Cookie Jar a nickname.
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- Okay.
- Isn't that cute?
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And there's Nutter Butter,
Double Stuf, Shortbread,
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and now Gingersnap.
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- Oh, I love it.
- Oh, is that 'cause
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- she's a red head?
- It's because she's sweet
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- until she snaps!
- Pow!
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- And Emma?
- Yes?
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- This is for you.
- The golden whistle.
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Is this for being most improved?
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I've been teaching
this class for 17 years.
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I have never had a student with less
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- natural ability than yourself.
- Is that right?
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You are a danger to yourself,
so I need you to forget
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everything that you
learned here today, okay?
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- That won't be a problem.
- It's already forgotten, Cooks.
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Perfect.
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Do you really think I
have no physical strength?
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Hey, she didn't say
strength, she said skills.
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And yes.
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- Wait, is that Mark?
- Mark, what are you doing?
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- That's our car.
- I'm just doing my job, Miss.
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Oh, my God, this is ridiculous.
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What's this a ticket for?
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- "Being too sexy"?
- Boom.
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Oh, God, is this what it's gonna be like
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with you guys together?
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'Cause I'm not interested.
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What is this a ticket for?
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Being the best friend?
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- "Tags are expired"?
- You got 30 days.
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- I'll see you tonight.
- I'll see you tonight, babe.
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- I'm not paying this.
- Yeah, you are.
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You have a woman's handwriting.
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Can I ask you a quick nursing question?
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- Yeah, shoot.
- Do penises age?
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Ugh, if I had a nickel.
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The short answer is
yes. The long answer,
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much more complicated, you
know, based on penis size
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or shape or whether there's
been a traumatic event
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- or even just natural slope.
- A slope?
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Yeah, sometimes a penis can
take a slope to the right
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or to the left. If
you're lucky, it goes up.
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- Oh, okay.
- Why are we talking about this?
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I think tonight Mark and I
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are gonna do it for the first time.
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- What?
- Yes, I mean,
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since we got back together.
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What about all that hot and
heavy stuff on the porch?
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I thought you guys would've
been all over each other.
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- It's been a couple weeks.
- No, no, no, no.
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He said, and I quote, "I wanna do this,
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but I wanna take it slow."
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- So, since then, there's just...
- Right.
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Been a lot of dry humping
and starting meaningfully
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into each other's eyes.
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Sign me up for a good dry hump, right?
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Although there is a
lot of chafing involved.
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But it's been 15 years since
I've seen, you know, it,
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and I just don't know
if it's gonna be, like,
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"Oh, hello, old friend," or
"Oh, God, what happened to you?"
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Well, I would be more worried
about him seeing my body,
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you know, 15 years later.
'Cause this is 40, right?
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Things are very different.
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God, I hadn't even thought about that.
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- Oh.
- Okay, if you saw... if you saw
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this coming towards you, what
would you think about that?
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Would you be disturbed,
or would you welcome it?
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Is that a special move I'm not aware of?
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Tell me, does it feel... does
it feel tight, is there reverb?
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Whoa, wow, we, uh, we can come back.
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Oh, no, no, no, I was just
trying to see if my butt
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had changed since college.
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- Well, this is 40.
- Oh, God.
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- Hi, baby girl, are you hungry?
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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- Dive in.
- Ahh-ooh.
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We got some carrots.
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Uh, hey, Mags, might I have a word?
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Uh, yes, you might.
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Well, it's been approximately
six weeks since we
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took Joanie and Cha-Chi to the carwash.
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- Are you talking about sex?
- Geez, Maggie, the baby...
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What? That's how she got here, right?
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Anyway, since that wonderful
night, I've been feeling...
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Oh, no, no, hey, Bruce, we
talked about this, right?
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- It was just the one night.
- Oh, no, no, it's not that.
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- It's, uh, I met somebody.
- Oh, okay, good.
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- I mean, that's great, yes.
- Her name is Nancy,
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and it's been fast and
furious, like the first movie,
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not the other seven,
which I feel don't hold up.
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- Okay, Bruce, focus.
- Anyhow, um, I really
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want Charlotte to meet
her, but I was that maybe
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before she meets her
that you might meet her.
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- I'd love to meet her.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, of course.
- We'll have you guys over.
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Maybe I'll make some of my famous apps
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and we can throw some games in there.
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- That'll be fun, right?
- Hey, can you make those
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baby hot dogs that look like
they're taking a nap in pastry?
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- Oh, pigs in a blanket.
- Yeah, I guess you
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could make those,
too, if you want, pfft.
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All right.
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You did not have to make me dinner.
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I haven't ever made anything
other than a DiGiorno's pizza.
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Well, I'm sure it's delicious.
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Okay, here we go, right? [chuckles]
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All right.
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Bon app?tit.
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All right.
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Now, is this a chicken or a fish?
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It is a chicken.
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Mm, can't wait.
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Okay. [crunches]
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- Ooh, there's a crackle.
- Mm-hmm.
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What is this? There are... What is...?
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Rice Krispies.
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It's a Rice Krispie crusted chicken.
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Mm, did you come up with that yourself?
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I did. I didn't have any hazelnuts.
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And is this a dessert or a side?
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- It's a warm banana.
- Oh, okay.
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Halved...
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microwaved for two minutes.
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- Hmm.
- Give that a shot.
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- Oh, 'cause it's...
- Oh, God, the middle is hot!
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- Take some water!
- [coughing]
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- Mm.
- This is not a good meal.
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No, no, no, no, I'll just
munch on this dry pasta.
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- No, no, it's okay.
- Babe...
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You know what? I have a better idea.
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- What?
- I'm gonna go over there
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- and cue up some music.
- Okay.
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["Between the Sheets" by
The Isley Brothers plays]
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Oh, what?
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- Okay.
- Uh-oh, what's this old jam?
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- Taking you back to the day?
- [laughing]
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Oh, you slid into it.
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Ooh, you miss these old moves?
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- Oh, yes.
- Come here, girl.
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Come on, yeah.
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Yeah, that's my lady.
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[laughter]
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I haven't heard this song
since the first time we...
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- That's right.
- That's right.
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Oh, man, we did some bad things.
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[laughter]
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Do you remember that?
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Every detail.
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Every detail.
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Mm, no, no, no, I gotta keep
you working for that, mister.
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- What?
- Pay toll, find the troll.
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- What?
- You know, gotta
244
00:09:00,472 --> 00:09:03,373
- find that troll.
- What's... What's the troll?
245
00:09:03,408 --> 00:09:06,976
No, I'm sorry, I think I just
need it to be more spontaneous.
246
00:09:07,012 --> 00:09:08,411
- That's all.
- Okay, babe. Sure, sure.
247
00:09:08,446 --> 00:09:10,179
You know what? Let's
get a little dessert.
248
00:09:10,215 --> 00:09:12,315
Oh, I thought the microwaved
banana was the dessert.
249
00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:14,817
Settle down, 'cause I got these.
250
00:09:14,853 --> 00:09:17,754
[gasps] Red Vines!
251
00:09:17,789 --> 00:09:19,555
I thought you said Red Vines be nasty.
252
00:09:19,591 --> 00:09:22,158
Well, some things you
come around on, you know?
253
00:09:22,193 --> 00:09:23,493
254
00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:26,663
- [pounding on door]
- Hey, Mark. "Happy Feet"!
255
00:09:26,698 --> 00:09:28,331
- What was that?
- That's... That's just Dave.
256
00:09:28,366 --> 00:09:29,699
He's... He's getting divorced.
257
00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:31,167
- Hey, Dave.
- [pounding on door]
258
00:09:31,202 --> 00:09:33,469
I'm in the middle of something, buddy.
259
00:09:33,505 --> 00:09:36,272
260
00:09:36,307 --> 00:09:37,940
"Happy Feet"!
261
00:09:37,976 --> 00:09:40,343
- So no sex?
- No, we just ended up watching
262
00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:42,812
the DVD extras of "Happy Feet 2"
263
00:09:42,847 --> 00:09:44,580
with a divorcee named Dave.
264
00:09:44,616 --> 00:09:45,915
Oh, that's tough stuff.
265
00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:48,117
- Hey, no, ma'am.
- What?
266
00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:50,386
I only have three backup trays of those
267
00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:51,888
pigs in a blanket, okay?
268
00:09:51,923 --> 00:09:55,191
Okay, you need to relax 'cause
this is way too many apps.
269
00:09:55,226 --> 00:09:56,726
- Mm-mm.
- All we're doing is meeting.
270
00:09:56,761 --> 00:09:58,227
Bruce's girlfriend.
What's her name again?
271
00:09:58,263 --> 00:09:59,662
- Nancy.
- Yeah, she's probably, like,
272
00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:02,398
a out of work temp with a
terrible bob and rosacea.
273
00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,767
I'm sure she's very sweet, okay?
274
00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:07,003
And I would just like her
to feel welcome in my home.
275
00:10:07,038 --> 00:10:09,072
A lesser woman might be
freaked out about meeting
276
00:10:09,107 --> 00:10:10,373
their ex-husband's new girlfriend.
277
00:10:10,408 --> 00:10:11,941
- Not this old gal.
- Nope?
278
00:10:11,976 --> 00:10:13,309
I'm very happy for them,
279
00:10:13,344 --> 00:10:14,744
and I think it's gonna
be good for all of us.
280
00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:16,379
Well, I feel good about
having some of this
281
00:10:16,414 --> 00:10:18,047
- seven-layer dip now.
- Hey, no, you don't.
282
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,283
- Oh, ah!
- And you're dead.
283
00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:22,885
God, I'm not gonna
get physically attacked
284
00:10:22,921 --> 00:10:24,520
at my own apps table, you psycho.
285
00:10:24,556 --> 00:10:25,822
Well, you just did.
286
00:10:25,857 --> 00:10:27,323
[doorbell ring]
287
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,059
You gotta be ready, okay?
288
00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:33,963
'Cause 94% of attacks
happen in your own home.
289
00:10:33,998 --> 00:10:36,165
290
00:10:36,201 --> 00:10:38,034
- Cookie?
- Gingersnap!
291
00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:41,037
- Nancy?
- Bruce!
292
00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:44,273
293
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,330
This is just blowing my mind.
294
00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:50,623
I mean, Cookie is
Nancy, Nancy is Cookie?
295
00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:52,992
Yeah, what are the chances, right?
296
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,327
I mean, there aren't
any, but here we are.
297
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,528
I didn't even know you
guys knew each other.
298
00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,063
Both: Yeah.
299
00:10:58,099 --> 00:10:59,365
- Maggie's in the Cookie Jar.
- That's right.
300
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,799
A little different than the Cookie Jar
301
00:11:00,835 --> 00:11:01,967
you've been digging in every night.
302
00:11:02,003 --> 00:11:04,837
- Okay.
- [laughter]
303
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,106
How did you guys possibly meet?
304
00:11:07,141 --> 00:11:09,642
I was in a Party City on a Friday night,
305
00:11:09,677 --> 00:11:11,076
- as one does...
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:11:11,112 --> 00:11:14,213
- Buying myself a pi?ata.
- A personal pi?ata?
307
00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:17,116
End of a hard week, you
just string up a pi?ata,
308
00:11:17,151 --> 00:11:19,418
whack the crap out of it,
and it rains candy on you.
309
00:11:19,453 --> 00:11:21,820
- It's the best.
- But I don't understand.
310
00:11:21,856 --> 00:11:24,189
Cookie, you were also buying a pi?ata?
311
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,125
Yeah, I mean, what are the odds, right?
312
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,861
When two people who both
love pi?atas find each other?
313
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,462
Very unexpected.
314
00:11:30,498 --> 00:11:32,131
'Cause, you know,
normally I date, you know,
315
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,666
really tough guys, right?
316
00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:35,901
- It's what I would assume.
- Yeah, bounty hunters,
317
00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:39,171
MMA fighters, and large animal vets,
318
00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:41,507
but, man, none of those guys
made me laugh like this man.
319
00:11:41,542 --> 00:11:44,376
- You're a party in a bottle.
- There's no denying that.
320
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,380
And the physical part
is just... it's, um...
321
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,982
seamless.
322
00:11:50,017 --> 00:11:52,251
When you say "seamless,"
what do you mean by...
323
00:11:52,286 --> 00:11:55,120
- Well, we need more apps.
- You don't know where his body
324
00:11:55,156 --> 00:11:57,022
- ends and yours begins?
- You guys need more apps?
325
00:11:57,058 --> 00:11:58,557
- Is that what it is?
- I do, yeah.
326
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,526
- Who wants more apps?
- I'm good, thanks.
327
00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:02,094
I'll get you some then.
328
00:12:03,664 --> 00:12:05,597
Oh, my God, can you believe it?
329
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:07,666
We thought Nancy was gonna
be some terrible woman
330
00:12:07,702 --> 00:12:10,836
who was like, "my Crock-Pot,"
and instead, it's Cookie!
331
00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:12,471
- [laughs]
- You must be so psyched.
332
00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:15,441
- I am so psyched, really.
- Oh, God, imagine what.
333
00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:17,543
Charlotte's fifth birthday
would be like, right?
334
00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:19,178
- What are you talking about?
- When Cookie rolls up,
335
00:12:19,213 --> 00:12:21,013
like, pi?atas aplenty,
everyone will be like,
336
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:22,715
"Hey, Cookie's here!"
337
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,451
You wanna slow your roll?
'Cause that's not gonna happen.
338
00:12:25,486 --> 00:12:26,719
They're not gonna last.
339
00:12:26,754 --> 00:12:28,620
She's like the perfect
physical specimen,
340
00:12:28,656 --> 00:12:30,189
and he's just, you know, Bruce.
341
00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:32,424
It makes now sense at
all, and, at the same time,
342
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,660
it kind of makes all
the sense in the world.
343
00:12:34,695 --> 00:12:36,128
I mean, look at them.
344
00:12:36,163 --> 00:12:38,831
Like two hippos wrestling in the wild.
345
00:12:38,866 --> 00:12:41,967
Oh, that's a classic viper
hold into a Chinese handcuff.
346
00:12:42,002 --> 00:12:43,569
[phone buzzing]
347
00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:44,970
Man.
348
00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:47,372
We learned that two weeks ago.
349
00:12:47,408 --> 00:12:49,641
God, she's good.
350
00:12:49,677 --> 00:12:51,477
Oh, we didn't learn that one.
351
00:12:51,512 --> 00:12:53,812
We should not be watching this.
352
00:12:53,848 --> 00:12:57,182
And I am all alone. [sighs]
353
00:12:57,218 --> 00:13:00,018
Officer Rodriguez, at your service.
354
00:13:00,054 --> 00:13:02,154
Mark, what are you doing here?
355
00:13:02,189 --> 00:13:03,756
I'm being spontaneous.
356
00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,958
I slipped in through the
window, "Dawson's Creek" style.
357
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,826
- No, you didn't.
- Oh, yes, I did.
358
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:10,662
You better come over here,
girl, 'cause I don't wanna wait.
359
00:13:10,698 --> 00:13:13,665
There is a former MMA fighter
named Cookie downstairs.
360
00:13:13,701 --> 00:13:16,232
Well, then we're gonna
have to be quiet, huh?
361
00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:20,339
[both moaning]
362
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,610
Hmm. You know what? You know what?
363
00:13:24,645 --> 00:13:28,213
What if we were to do it
in the dark, dark recesses
364
00:13:28,249 --> 00:13:30,883
- of the closet over there?
- Oh, yeah, that sounds great.
365
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:33,252
- Okay.
- All right.
366
00:13:33,287 --> 00:13:34,486
[clattering]
367
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,121
Oh, God, there's some
stuff in there, sorry.
368
00:13:36,157 --> 00:13:37,422
Oh, wow, there's a lot of stuff in here.
369
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,991
That's gonna make for a tight fit.
370
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,292
Yeah, you know, that'll only be sexier.
371
00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:42,694
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
- Ouch, ouch.
372
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,696
- I can't... ow.
- Ow.
373
00:13:44,732 --> 00:13:45,998
- Emma?
- Oh, God.
374
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:46,999
- What's going on?
- Emma?
375
00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,768
It's Maggie, shh, shh.
376
00:13:49,804 --> 00:13:51,203
[knocking]
377
00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:52,871
- What is going on?
- Hey!
378
00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:54,406
I'm dying down there.
379
00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:57,376
I thought Cookie would wanna
see my old hockey stick,
380
00:13:57,411 --> 00:13:58,377
you know?
381
00:13:58,412 --> 00:14:00,045
Remember how good I was at that?
382
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,847
- [toy squeaks]
- Stop it, stop it, shut up.
383
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,582
Shut up, there's someone
in here. We're not alone.
384
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:05,050
I don't hear anybody.
385
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:06,952
You shut your mouth for
once in your damn life
386
00:14:06,987 --> 00:14:09,873
if you wanna survive this night.
387
00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:13,425
- I think we're okay, I mean.
- Okay...
388
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,993
Maggie, you're being ridiculous.
389
00:14:15,029 --> 00:14:17,095
Okay, there is a man's footprint,
390
00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:18,530
a formal wear shoe, look at that.
391
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,299
- All right, Mags, it's just...
- [screams]
392
00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:22,134
- You're dead.
- Oh!
393
00:14:22,169 --> 00:14:24,336
Oh, my God, Mark!
394
00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:27,439
[strained] Oh, oh, my larynx.
395
00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:30,175
396
00:14:30,211 --> 00:14:32,077
- My larynx.
- Okay.
397
00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:33,812
- My larynx.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
398
00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:35,480
I thought you were an intruder.
399
00:14:35,516 --> 00:14:38,016
Gingersnap, don't you ever
apologize for your strength.
400
00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:39,418
Got it.
401
00:14:39,453 --> 00:14:41,520
Why were you in Emma's
room wearing a tuxedo?
402
00:14:41,555 --> 00:14:44,656
Hey, man, I was just trying to
sneak in and surprise my lady.
403
00:14:44,692 --> 00:14:46,024
That's very romantic.
404
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:50,996
Excuse me, I have to take a moment...
405
00:14:51,031 --> 00:14:52,564
[whispers] What's happening?
406
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,133
'Cause that was beautiful.
407
00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:57,870
Hey, I have an idea.
Wanna play some games?
408
00:14:57,905 --> 00:14:59,972
One moment, Gingersnap.
409
00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:02,307
I have to say something.
410
00:15:02,343 --> 00:15:08,480
Oh, Bruce, I have spent most of
my life closed off to intimacy,
411
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:11,316
protecting myself, but,
since we've met, I've learned
412
00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:16,822
to open up and lay down
my emotional weapons.
413
00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:19,124
I love you, babe.
414
00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,325
I love you too.
415
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:22,494
You know what I love? Games.
416
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:23,495
Both: What?
417
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,563
Oh, yeah.
418
00:15:24,598 --> 00:15:26,331
- Games!
- What are you talking about?
419
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:29,434
Open yourself up
and love some games
420
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,136
- What are you doing, Mags?
- What is that?
421
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:32,905
-
Some games
- [laughing]
422
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:34,840
We could play Skalagoes, huh?
423
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,575
Honey, I don't know what you're saying.
424
00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:38,310
Hey, scribble Scrabble,
where's the piece at?
425
00:15:38,345 --> 00:15:41,313
- Something is not right there.
- Let's play some games!
426
00:15:42,082 --> 00:15:44,332
Okay, so, "I'm just a
girl, standing here..."
427
00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:45,584
"Notting Hill." "Notting Hill"!
428
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:46,098
That's it, yes!
429
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:47,098
You should've just said Julia Roberts.
430
00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:48,065
Emma, don't tell me
how to play the game.
431
00:15:48,071 --> 00:15:49,385
Okay, fine, fine, fine, go, go, go, go.
432
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:51,031
- Turn it up, turn it up.
- What is... Oh, okay.
433
00:15:51,747 --> 00:15:54,394
This is a place where they're
growing dinosaurs, and children
434
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,288
and their families come and visit.
435
00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:56,882
Why would you bring a
dinosaur back to life?
436
00:15:56,968 --> 00:15:58,468
- What's the movie?
- You know what's gonna happen.
437
00:15:58,503 --> 00:16:00,959
Electricity's gonna go
out, and then all hell's
438
00:16:00,982 --> 00:16:01,971
- gonna break loose.
- Yeah, that's exactly what
439
00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:03,757
- happens, but say the movie.
- Some of those dinosaurs
440
00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:05,106
are really smart, like,
I believe a raptor could
441
00:16:05,141 --> 00:16:07,013
- use its claws to open a door.
- What is...?
442
00:16:07,146 --> 00:16:08,374
And then you'd be like,
"Ah!" [buzzer beeps]
443
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:14,195
- Oh, what was it, babe?
- It's "Jurassic Park"!
444
00:16:14,235 --> 00:16:16,201
- Nuts, I didn't see that one.
- What?
445
00:16:16,237 --> 00:16:17,636
We should put that one
on our cue though, right?
446
00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:19,771
- Sounds scary.
- Bruce, Cookie, you're up.
447
00:16:19,807 --> 00:16:21,173
- Yes.
- Who's next?
448
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,775
Here you guys go. Here
you go, here you go.
449
00:16:23,811 --> 00:16:26,545
- Ready to rock this thing?
- You know I am.
450
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,950
- Duck.
- "Nine and a Half Weeks."
451
00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:35,053
- Yes.
- Fire truck.
452
00:16:35,089 --> 00:16:36,255
- "A Golden Pond."
- Yes.
453
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,489
How are they getting these?
454
00:16:37,524 --> 00:16:39,057
- Icicle.
- "Indiana Jones:
455
00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:41,793
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."
456
00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:44,863
Chicken. Chicken.
457
00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:46,064
"Turner and Hooch."
458
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:46,796
[buzzer beeps]
459
00:16:46,857 --> 00:16:48,090
- That was amazing.
- I've seen better.
460
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,725
All right, you guys get up there.
461
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,493
- Maggie, why don't you go?
- No, I'm good...
462
00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:53,528
- I don't have a partner, so.
- We'll all be your partner.
463
00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:55,764
- Come on, we're all doing it.
- I'm keeping score in my head.
464
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:57,566
You said you were open to
loving some games, right?
465
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,834
- Come on.
- Play the game, Mags.
466
00:16:58,869 --> 00:17:00,202
Get up there, let's game it up.
467
00:17:00,237 --> 00:17:02,337
- [overlapping chatter]
- All right, games.
468
00:17:02,373 --> 00:17:04,444
- Yay.
- There she is.
469
00:17:04,452 --> 00:17:05,874
Team of one. Team of one. Let's do it.
470
00:17:05,909 --> 00:17:08,477
- All right.
- Here we go.
471
00:17:08,512 --> 00:17:10,279
You're gonna crush it, Mags.
472
00:17:10,314 --> 00:17:11,747
Okay, okay, shh, shh, shh.
473
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,215
Okay, everybody's forgotten about you!
474
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,583
You're all alone, you're all alone!
475
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:15,651
Your only friend's an old man!
476
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,208
Nobody cares about you!
477
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:18,997
- All by yourself.
- You're lonely!
478
00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:20,356
- It's just you!
- You're lonely!
479
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,723
- Nobody wants you!
- You're lonely.
480
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,145
And everyone forgot about you.
481
00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:25,911
Stop it!
482
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:29,731
Just stop it, for God's
sake. What's wrong with you?
483
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:30,763
- What, what?
- I get it.
484
00:17:30,782 --> 00:17:32,682
Everybody's found their special someone
485
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,734
- except for this old coot.
- No, Mags...
486
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,870
You guys can't get your
hands off each other,
487
00:17:36,905 --> 00:17:38,438
and that's nasty.
488
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:40,440
And you guys can't get
your hands on each other.
489
00:17:40,475 --> 00:17:42,876
Well, just get it over with and do it.
490
00:17:42,911 --> 00:17:45,579
At least you're not all by
yourself in your home alone.
491
00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:48,381
Well, that's it, Mags.
You got the movie.
492
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:50,250
- I got... got what?
- You just guessed the movie.
493
00:17:50,285 --> 00:17:51,918
"Home Alone," that was the movie.
494
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,587
- What?
- Yeah, you won.
495
00:17:53,622 --> 00:17:56,156
Why didn't you guys just go "ahh"?
496
00:17:56,191 --> 00:17:57,824
It's the poster.
497
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,459
498
00:17:59,494 --> 00:18:01,528
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
those apps still have
499
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:02,762
some life in them.
500
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,031
- They're cream cheese.
- It doesn't keep.
501
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,733
Mags, what is going on?
502
00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:08,635
Do you still have feelings for Bruce?
503
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,970
No, of course not.
504
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,271
Well, then are you in love with Cookie?
505
00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:13,006
'Cause I would understand that.
506
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,242
I don't know, I'm just...
I'm standing there looking
507
00:18:15,277 --> 00:18:18,078
at you guys, and it just
feels like everyone...
508
00:18:18,113 --> 00:18:21,314
Everyone has someone
except for me, you know?
509
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,750
Okay, well, I thought you
weren't ready for that.
510
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:26,586
Well, I wasn't, but I... I don't know.
511
00:18:26,622 --> 00:18:29,055
- Maybe I am.
- Well, if we had to
512
00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:30,624
verbally abuse some game night guests
513
00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:34,227
for you to figure that out,
then that is totally okay.
514
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:37,063
And, just so you know, if
you wanna get out there,
515
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,832
all I have to do is put out an APB.
516
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,201
- Let me handle this one.
- I'll probably get involved.
517
00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:43,370
Why don't you get
involved with Mark's peen.
518
00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,373
No, 'cause guess what? This is 40, okay?
519
00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:48,275
Do you really think, when
you take your clothes off,
520
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:49,910
that he's gonna run the other way?
521
00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:52,812
No, he's gonna jump on
you like an old hound dog.
522
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:55,348
What if I just wear Spanx during sex?
523
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,917
What do you think?
524
00:18:56,952 --> 00:18:59,819
Mark, I wanna rock
your body all night long
525
00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:01,254
in so many different ways.
526
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:02,856
Not right now, we're
watching "Happy Feet."
527
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,958
- Dave, hit the road.
- Dave, you gotta go.
528
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:06,293
- Really?
- You gotta go.
529
00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:08,762
Ugh, I wish I had
somebody to rock my body.
530
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:10,697
You will again, man. You will again.
531
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,465
See you later.
532
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:15,168
- Mark, I am so sorry.
- No, I'm sorry, right?
533
00:19:15,203 --> 00:19:16,703
The warm banana? What is that?
534
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,538
- No, I loved that.
- And then I snuck into
535
00:19:18,573 --> 00:19:20,073
your house, "Dawson's Creek" style.
536
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:21,908
- No, that was...
- I love "Dawson's Creek."
537
00:19:21,944 --> 00:19:23,910
Listen to me. I'm so happy.
538
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:27,480
And I think I just got worried
that this part wouldn't work.
539
00:19:27,516 --> 00:19:28,949
What are you talking about?
540
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:32,319
You haven't seen this in a while.
541
00:19:32,354 --> 00:19:34,187
Emma, I can't wait to see this.
542
00:19:34,222 --> 00:19:36,756
I know, but things are
different, you know?
543
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:40,327
They're a little wider and longer.
544
00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:42,462
You think this isn't different?
545
00:19:42,497 --> 00:19:44,798
- Come on, man.
- Look at this, look at this.
546
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,800
That wasn't there before.
That's something to grab onto.
547
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:48,468
Get your hands in there.
Get a hold of that, see?
548
00:19:48,503 --> 00:19:49,936
- All right, all right.
- How about this...
549
00:19:49,972 --> 00:19:51,538
This mole here? That's
new, that's interesting.
550
00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:53,173
You should get that checked out.
551
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,041
And, I'm sorry, check out
these chicken legs, right?
552
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,444
I'm just going straight
chicken leg situations.
553
00:19:57,479 --> 00:19:59,279
It's a two-piece meal.
554
00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:01,982
So yeah, it's different.
555
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:05,752
But have you ever thought
that it might be...
556
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:06,920
much, much better?
557
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,321
558
00:20:08,357 --> 00:20:10,657
Get over here and get on top of my body.
559
00:20:10,692 --> 00:20:12,726
560
00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:16,638
Mags, mark and I did it!
561
00:20:17,045 --> 00:20:18,544
We did the sex!
562
00:20:18,546 --> 00:20:20,313
And it was even better
than before 'cause
563
00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:22,248
I got moves now, y'all.
564
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,883
Adult moves.
565
00:20:23,885 --> 00:20:25,913
[gasps] What is this?
566
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:31,324
"Dear Emma, you must be
hungry from all the sex.
567
00:20:31,326 --> 00:20:34,060
"Please enjoy this plate
of artisanal cheese.
568
00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:36,896
Love, your best friend, Maggie."
569
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,399
Oh, she knows me so well.
570
00:20:40,401 --> 00:20:43,469
- You're dead!
- [screams]
571
00:20:43,471 --> 00:20:45,605
- [chomps]
- Ah!
572
00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:48,808
573
00:20:48,858 --> 00:20:53,408
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