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Wow, look at you.
It's new Ron.
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- It's new new Ron.
- Uh-huh.
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Being locked in that coffin, Henry,
I was mano a mano with some heavy shit
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like what is a life? Who am I?
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And how high were you
during this?
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Not important.
Don't do grass. Get high on life.
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The cereal? I didn't know
that you could smoke cereal.
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No, existence.
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I was drifting in darkness
and I heard a voice:
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"Only dead fish
go with the flow. "
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The voice of Sarah Palin?
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Or maybe God
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or Jesus, Buddha...
any one of those guys.
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And I went out,
got a haircut,
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joined AA,
got a new backup shirt.
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Don't drift through life...
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my takeaway from being
locked in a coffin while high.
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My takeaway...
don't get into a coffin while high.
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So you didn't see anything?
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No. Are you sure this is
even the right house?
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That's what it says here.
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Hi. What's all this?
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Party Down Catering.
You booked us.
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Oh shit.
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Oh my God, did you guys see
"Three Men and a Little Lady"?
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- That is Ted Danson.
- That's actually Steve Guttenberg.
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Jewishy much?
No wonder he changed it to Danson.
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My 50th was tonight,
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but my friends threw me
a surprise party on Friday
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and I totally forgot
to cancel you.
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We kind of have a two-day
cancelation policy.
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- So I eat the deposit?
- Yeah.
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And what about the food
and everything?
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Probably toss it.
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Oh man, that's a waste.
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That feels wrong.
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Hey, it's still my birthday.
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I'm not doing anything.
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You know what?
Invite your friends. We'll have a party.
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- Oh no.
- Yeah, unless you've got other plans.
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Oh my God, other plans?
Are you kidding me?
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Partying with the Gutte.
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- This place is freaking amazing.
- It is.
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I'm totally getting
a place like this.
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- Steve: Yeah?
- Lydia: Whoo! Yes.
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Thank you.
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I can't believe I'm really
talking to you.
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Oh, aren't you sweet?
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My daughter is an actress,
so I'm probably gonna be
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pestering you for secrets
on how to be an actor.
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No secret.
It's like the old joke...
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a guy gets into a cab and says,
"How do I get to Carnegie Hall?"
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The driver answers,
"Practice. "
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Right? Practice.
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Are you kidding me?
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The driver's deaf.
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Oh, where are my manners?
This is my friend Mrs. Gomez.
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You guys appear
to be very close.
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Well, now I've just moved here
and I'm making new friends.
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And Mrs. Go... Fulgencia
is my neighbor across the hall.
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- That's nice.
- "Boys from Brazil. "
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- That's right.
- Are you from Brazil?
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No.
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Hey.
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- A nice setup, huh?
- Yeah.
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I bet you must be thinking
right now
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what a terrible mistake it was
to quit acting.
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Well, did I happen to mention that
my place has a view of a Taco Bell?
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Did I happen to mention
that this guy has got
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"Herbie Fully Loaded"
on DVD and on Blu-ray?
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Point... Guttenberg.
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Shrimp?
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Hey, how's it feeling,
new Ron?
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- New new Ron.
- Oh, of course.
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Getting my chops back, Henry.
Oh, tonight's gonna be a good night.
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Yeah, I can't wait to see
the feedback card.
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He wanted to work the party anyway.
Who am I to say no?
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All right.
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- Oh, holy shit.
- What?
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- "Sundown Strip"?
- Yeah, what is that?
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It's this indie I did
years ago.
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I had this tiny part
as a troubled teen.
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Hey, do you guys know
any German?
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What's "Ayn Rand"...
like "a rand"?
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Ayn Rand the writer?
Is that what you're talking about?
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- Yeah, it sounds kind of familiar.
- Ayn Rand wrote about
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how awesome awesome
people are.
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Right.
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Who is that little waif?
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That is Collette.
She's in my scene study class,
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really cool.
She's like super deep.
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- Like you.
- Yeah yeah. I really want to bang her.
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- A man of fine taste.
- Oh yeah.
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- Hey.
- Here.
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- Anspert.
- Great.
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'93 Barolo.
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- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, really.
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This goes great
with cheese and duck.
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- I can see that, yeah.
- Excuse me.
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Hey hey, whoa.
Don't don't don't. Don't touch.
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- That's art.
- This is art?
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It's Joseph Kutz.
That's pure iceberg water.
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It costs 10 grand a year
just to fly in new ice from Greenland.
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- That's a lot of money.
- Okay? You'll be all right, yeah?
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Yeah. Kutz.
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Oh God,
this just takes me back.
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You know, I was a caterer,
a waiter.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I did everything.
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So you're actors,
I presume.
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Oh yeah.
Well, he was, but...
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- It didn't work out or...?
- Kind of.
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Well, let me tell you something:
Those days
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working gigs,
making squat,
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just a bunch of struggling actors
goofing around...
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the best time of my life.
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- Oh, love it.
- Really?
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Better than when you were
one of the biggest stars in America?
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Better than now?
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Well, maybe not
the best time.
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Too big.
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Hey Ron, do we have
any more cheese?
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I got it. I got it.
That's my job. I got it.
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Don't worry.
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I'm not worried.
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Should I be?
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No, Henry.
As I said,
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I am back
and everything's going great.
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Okay, I thought you were
back in AA.
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I am.
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Okay, Ron, if any of this
is making you uncomfortable...
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Not at all.
No no no.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm totally copacetic.
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All right.
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Travis, hey.
It's Ron from AA.
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I'm at a party in Sherman Oaks
and I can really use your help.
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- What the fuck?
- See, he totally just went off on it.
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He said it was just a bunch of
technobabble. He didn't understand...
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Yeah, the only words that aren't
technobabble to a producer
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are "coke" and "whore. "
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- So are you guys actors too?
- Do we look that stupid?
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No, we're writers.
This is my writing partner.
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Kent Gerbels. And no, it's not spelled
like the Nazi propaganda minister.
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It's like the rodent.
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- But with an E.
- Instead of the I.
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Huh. So what you got there?
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Well, we gave our script to a producer
who was interested.
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And then he gave us these notes
that you just took from me
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- and you're gonna read them.
- "Inert and without humanity. "
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Yeah, it's like he just read the words.
He didn't get the big picture.
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In one ear,
out one ear.
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Well, let me
ask you something:
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Have you ever had
anything produced?
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Yeah, we wrote "I am Legend. "
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I just work catering
to keep in touch with the common man.
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What I'm getting at is,
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have you ever heard
your words read aloud?
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No.
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In the theater,
where I come from,
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writing and acting
are intertwined.
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The first play I ever did
was an off-Broadway thing
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called "Screw You"...
totally rewritten in rehearsals.
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So I was thinking
that since we have the time
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and expert thespians
at the ready,
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we would read a scene
from your comrade's script
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and see if we can give him
some insight. Yeah?
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- All right, yeah.
- Okay, all right.
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Mr. Guttenberg,
I don't want to do this anymore.
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- I don't like it.
- Oh, that's fear talking, Roman.
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- No, it's honesty.
- Really.
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Okay, Henry,
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- you are our Captain DuClarke.
- Wow.
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- Casey, you are slave girl.
- What a shock.
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- Kyle, you are Krond.
- Krond.
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And Collette,
you are Borp 7.
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Wait, can I be the robot,
please?
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It's not a robot.
It's a bio-cybernetic organism.
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Can I be that?
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What do we do, Ted?
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Ah, my beautiful little birds.
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You are our audience,
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without whom this would all
have no point.
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Mr. Guttenberg, can I...?
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- I don't think it's gonna help.
- Aww.
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I think we should call it quits.
I don't feel comfortable doing this.
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- Look, I know. I understand.
- No.
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This is scary.
And you feel vulnerable.
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- A little bit.
- But if you want to be a true writer,
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you have to commit
to your work.
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If you don't share it
with the world,
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then you're only a writer
in your head.
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Making art
is an act of courage.
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Do you know
who said that?
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- Morrison.
- Steve Guttenberg?
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Yes! No risk... no reward.
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- Let's be brave.
- Yeah.
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Come on, you're like a tiger,
a lion strong with your mane.
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Come on.
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Okay, my cast prepares.
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Interior bridge.
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And...
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Accione!
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Reading on deuterium levels?
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705.2, Captain.
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Your ship will never withstand
a quantum flux between a binary star.
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What's that?
Binary... what is that?
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It's when like two stars...
they kind of form together.
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- Oh.
- It's not important.
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We've just got to keep
the flow going.
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Um, it will
in a Gödel space-time field.
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Without negative
energy synthesis?
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We reverse the tachyon cannon,
generate an Alcubierre warp,
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a quantum tunnel
through the Cauchy horizon.
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And form a naked singularity.
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DuClarke.
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What are you doing on the bridge?
You should be in the surgi-tube.
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I was scared.
I heard explosions.
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If the coordinates you stole from
your boyfriend are inaccurate,
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you'll hear more, because this ship
will be totally atomized.
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Boyfriend?
He's a slave trader.
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I was nothing to him
but merchandise.
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Fine merchandise,
eh, DuClarke?
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The best.
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If we don't make it...
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- I don't use the word "don't. "
- He pushes her away roughly.
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- I just... no, I got it.
- Sorry sorry.
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I just wanted to thank you
for saving my people.
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Dies.
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For real?
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- She dies.
- Juliette died.
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7, check her readings.
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Life functions terminated.
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Cauchy horizon passed
at deuterium
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level 7.001.
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A statistical anomaly...
what you call luck.
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Is it?
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And scene.
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Well, I thought it was great.
I love nautical stories.
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Do we have to discuss it?
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Courage, young writer.
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This is the crucible.
It's like previews.
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My character seemed
to lack depth.
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Yeah. It was a robot.
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Yeah, and DuClarke was
kind of a dick.
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Yeah, slave girl saves his life
and what does he do?
245
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:06,058
He makes crass jokes
to his nemesis.
246
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:09,124
Crass? That wasn't cra...
he says that she is the best.
247
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,329
Yeah, you are the best
space whore.
248
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,894
Thank you.
Thanks.
249
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,963
You know, I feel like it could have
been more deep.
250
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,235
Okay.
251
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,106
Yeah, you know, I think it was
really interesting
252
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,135
how neither of the alpha males
could see past
253
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,477
their gender construct
of femaleness, you know,
254
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,506
to relate to her humanity.
255
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,745
It was like they could only
relate to each other.
256
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,981
Yeah, it's like they were both,
like, gay.
257
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,320
Well, you know, I thought of them
as Jungian shadow figures.
258
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,849
Ooh, I just started Jung.
Have you read "Man and His Symbols"?
259
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,623
- Oh my God, yes I have.
- Oh my God, you guys,
260
00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,129
I just ordered it.
I can't wait.
261
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,462
All right,
I won't ruin it for you.
262
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,932
Okay, thanks.
263
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,367
Hey, um,
264
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,701
do you have any smart shit
I could say?
265
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,297
I just didn't feel it.
266
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,865
Oh, sorry it's not
"Pat the Bunny. "
267
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,708
Oh, I think that's it.
The missing element... heart.
268
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,010
It's hard sci-fi, Steve.
269
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,448
Are science fiction and heart
mutually exclusive?
270
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,884
One-word answer...
"Cocoon. "
271
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,253
Just give it another pass
and we'll try it again.
272
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,281
You want me
to do that again?
273
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,759
I felt like I was being
hunted for sport.
274
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:12,491
Courage. What did we talk about?
No risk... no reward.
275
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,965
Okay, everyone, drink, relax,
276
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,093
- hit the Jacuzzi... whatever you want.
- Ooh.
277
00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:20,230
We'll reconvene in a half an hour
for another reading.
278
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,901
"Hey, what did you do
this weekend?"
279
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,002
"Oh, I hung out
in Steve Guttenberg's Jacuzzi. "
280
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,673
How badly do you want
to say that?
281
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:32,206
Yeah, but rain check, okay?
282
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:35,049
I wasn't really asking, but...
283
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,078
It's the singularity,
you know,
284
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,489
the theory that machines
will become conscious.
285
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,551
Ooh, like computers with souls.
Have you read Eckhart Tolle?
286
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,688
Yeah, of course.
It's kind of like what I was going for.
287
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,698
Hey, are you done
trying to hit that?
288
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,461
Do you think maybe
we could go rewrite?
289
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,992
Let's do it.
Let's make it happen, I guess.
290
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,027
- Jeez, man.
- Motherfucker.
291
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,472
Sorry about that.
He's so little.
292
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,773
Hey, you know, this whole experience
really just makes me...
293
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:02,975
makes me think of
"This Said Zarathasis" by Neesh.
294
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,676
You mean Nietzsche?
295
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,708
It's actually pronounced
"Neesh. "
296
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,653
It's German. Yeah.
297
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,157
Hello. Hey, I'm Steve.
298
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,251
- I'm Travis.
- Hey, Travis. Come on in.
299
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,388
- Is Ron around?
- Travis. Travis, hey. Hi.
300
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,591
- Your friend, yeah?
- Yes. You said "invite friends. "
301
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,191
Sure. I'm so glad
you invited somebody.
302
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,997
Here you go.
303
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,095
- You know who that is?
- Yeah, Steve Guttenberg.
304
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,629
Come here for a sec.
Thank you for coming.
305
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,404
No problem. I've gone off the wagon
a few times myself.
306
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:34,742
Probably not a good idea
to be hanging around all this wine.
307
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,305
That's some nice shit though.
I'm sure the temptation
308
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,647
to just have a taste
is driving you crazy.
309
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,984
Well, I'm more of a beer man myself.
Actually, I need your help with this.
310
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:46,753
I got a shrimp caught
in the filter pump thingy
311
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,885
- and I can't get it out.
- Wait, you're not drinking?
312
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,793
This is a work of art, a Kutz.
313
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,630
And if the host finds out
I got a shrimp caught in his Kutz...
314
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,430
Travis, please help me.
315
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:02,730
- Can you tell the difference?
- They both taste just red.
316
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,936
- Okay.
- This one tastes like a rock.
317
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,569
This one... like dirt.
318
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,581
Okay, yes yes.
Maybe I taste dirt.
319
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:12,277
- No no, you've got the rock.
- Mm!
320
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,047
So Lydia,
you were saying before
321
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,077
that you thought your daughter
was gonna become a star.
322
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,589
Oh yes, my daughter
is going to become a star.
323
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:21,354
Success is a lifestyle
you need to prepare for.
324
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,452
You read in the tabloids
every day
325
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,759
some schmuck hits it big
and falls to pieces
326
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,289
- because he wasn't ready for success.
- Oh gosh.
327
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,461
Let's imagine
you make millions of dollars.
328
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,561
- What do you do?
- I have millions of dollars.
329
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,665
I throw a big party
and I buy some new shoes.
330
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,699
And Escapade loves horses,
331
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,472
so we could probably get,
like, 100.
332
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,446
Henry, Henry, what would you do
with your millions of dollars?
333
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,678
- I'm floundering here.
- Oh wow. I don't know.
334
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,278
- A fleet of blimps.
- Oh, that's such a good idea.
335
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,982
You see, that's what I'm talking about.
You've got to educate yourself.
336
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,082
I was very very lucky.
Someone showed me the way.
337
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:57,152
I learned to live well...
fine wine, clothing, art.
338
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,494
In fact,
have you got a second?
339
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,364
Here is Garrett Schlimmt...
340
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,171
German Expressionism.
341
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,041
I placed both these
paintings here
342
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,308
to contrast the very different
views of nature.
343
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,680
One is pretty
and one is ugly?
344
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,709
Yes, there are many different
ways of seeing.
345
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,052
You are an expert.
346
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,887
Here is my little Felix Krapp.
347
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,656
Okay, this is where I'm just like,
"Looks like a bunch of squiggles. "
348
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:30,923
That's exactly what it is.
349
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:32,931
That's a picture of a feeling.
350
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,523
Exactly.
351
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,330
Hmm hmm hmm, somebody's going
to do well with their millions.
352
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,735
Millions?
I work at the airport.
353
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,831
You could find it in a bag.
354
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,774
- Sure.
- Miracles do happen.
355
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:47,438
Oh, this is so exciting.
By George, I think I'm getting it.
356
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:49,242
Oh, that's the spirit.
357
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:54,714
Steve: Oh, Henry.
It's great, isn't it?
358
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,682
Yeah.
359
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,223
It's Ian Spankler, British.
360
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:05,287
I picked it up for 300
just before he took off.
361
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:06,764
$300?
362
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,892
$300,000.
363
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,399
He wants to have sex
with a porcupine,
364
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,431
but it's poking him.
365
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,079
Yes.
366
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:25,449
So what if Borp 7 was wrestling
with some kind of proto-soul?
367
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,952
- Was that Henry?
- What?
368
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,218
- What were you watching?
- What are you watching, weirdos?
369
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,315
Look, she's a robot.
370
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,350
No, she's bio-cybernetic.
371
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,420
She has these nanotech circuits
that can make her evolve.
372
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,557
The only reason
you're saying that
373
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,567
is because you want to put
your phallus in Collette.
374
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,035
No, I'm saying that because
what they said was right,
375
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,561
and when the slave girl dies,
it should be moving.
376
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,370
You know what would be moving?
If there was a panda and a kitty
377
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:53,606
on the Titanic
and they got cancer and fell in love.
378
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,545
That would be moving.
Let's put that in the script.
379
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,640
Yeah, can you relax, man?
Could we try this?
380
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,243
No risk, no reward,
or whatever Steve Guttenberg said.
381
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,276
- Try it. Whatever.
- Thank you.
382
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,949
Just don't sprain your fingers
selling out.
383
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,649
Can you fix it?
384
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,490
Diaguchi intake
385
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,362
feeding some type of chip-driven
Jap filter system.
386
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,560
I can't even see the shrimp.
387
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:16,932
It's...
388
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:20,598
I can try,
but it's gonna be tricky.
389
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,436
- Jesus, man.
- What?
390
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:26,171
- He's pouring an '89 Saint-Émilion?
- Oh yeah.
391
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,679
New pages.
392
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,978
- Ron, more vino.
- Oh yes, Mr. Guttenberg.
393
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,007
Hey, where are my players?
394
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,145
Okay, I really appreciate it,
Travis.
395
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,518
Wine.
396
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,716
Oh, hey hey, try this one.
397
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,225
- Okay.
- All right? They'll like it.
398
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,392
- Okay, we've got Krond.
- Yes.
399
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,765
- And the handsome Captain DuClarke.
- Oh yes.
400
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,499
- Spectacular, gorgeous slave girl.
- Thanks.
401
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:57,134
And Borp 7.
402
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,643
Let's get it on its feet.
403
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,838
Henry, what would you say
if I said
404
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,473
I'm about to act your ass
into next week?
405
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,450
I'd say I'm retired,
so who gives a shit?
406
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,010
Well, then I'd say
you're a massive enormous pussy.
407
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,784
Okay, then I guess I would say
I could act you under the table
408
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,520
with one feeling
tied behind my back.
409
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,357
Oh really?
410
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,523
I'm tasting sticks
and rope.
411
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,329
Thank you.
412
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:25,268
Now my actors, prepare.
413
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,364
Interior bridge.
Accione!
414
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,398
Captain, I'm worried.
415
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,273
Good. Right off
with the feelings.
416
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,642
They caught me.
What can I do?
417
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,840
About our deuterium levels?
Yeah, me too.
418
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,041
About you, sir.
419
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,482
Since when was worrying
part of your programming?
420
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,985
Coordinates set!
421
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,988
The dreaded binary star?
You'll kill us all, DuClarke!
422
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,252
Or is that what you want
since she died?
423
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,020
Yeah, maybe it is.
Maybe I've...
424
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:50,956
What are you doing here?
I thought you were dead.
425
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:54,659
I had to know if the coordinates were...
I had to know that you were safe.
426
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,897
Well, if they do work,
it's because you've saved us all.
427
00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,837
Now get back into that
surgi-tube!
428
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,933
Eh, her face is ruined.
She's of no use.
429
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,069
DuClarke, no.
430
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,409
Is that all she is to you...
a face?
431
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,041
- What the fuck was that?
- Dude, I'm acting.
432
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,711
Oh, awesome.
Okay, I'm back in.
433
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:17,483
Sir, chance of survival
is. 079.
434
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,492
She risked all.
So can we.
435
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,823
Engage!
436
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,122
Let's do it!
437
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,393
Uh, sorry.
The door was open.
438
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,399
Is Travis...?
439
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,923
Yeah, go, kitchen.
440
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,993
Okay, Borp 7 fires
a tachyon cannon.
441
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:35,438
There's a space warp thing.
Oh no! Boom!
442
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,438
We're clear.
443
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,004
Thank you...
444
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,516
for saving my people.
445
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,819
No! No!
446
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,850
No-o-o-o!
447
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,759
Sir, her life readings...
448
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,890
Oh, what do you know
about life?
449
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,560
I'm learning, sir.
450
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,626
What do you know about life?
451
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,640
You saved the galaxy.
452
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,151
And scene.
453
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,346
What a thrill ride.
454
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,621
Oh my God, it was so sad
when the slave girl died.
455
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,888
Right?
456
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,555
- He loved her.
- Yeah.
457
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,895
Humanity, heart, drama...
458
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,923
God, great.
459
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,458
This is what I love
about theater.
460
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:40,096
- You put yourself out there... voila.
- Thank you.
461
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,129
I loved when she said,
"I'm learning. "
462
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,904
You know, it's like
she was learning to learn.
463
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:47,605
Yeah, I can't believe this guy
didn't want to put that in there.
464
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,739
Why are you gonna say that?
I didn't say that.
465
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,806
You know, it really made me think
of Ayn Rand.
466
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,181
How so?
467
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:56,517
Hey, have you seen his art collection?
He has a Spankler.
468
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:58,853
Of the dude
fucking the porcupine?
469
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,824
- Yeah.
- I love Spankler.
470
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,793
Do you want me to show you?
It's right in the other room.
471
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,819
- Oh yeah, that'd be great.
- Whoo!
472
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:08,492
It's of a dude
fucking a porcupine.
473
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,023
- It's a bad environment.
- I know.
474
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:12,901
- What are you doing here?
- He's my sponsor. He's helping me.
475
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,929
- Who are you?
- I'm Carlos.
476
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,567
I'm AA too.
I'm here to help Travis.
477
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,543
Oh. Didn't you fix that pump?
478
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,808
I got the shrimp out,
but I'm too wasted
479
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,872
to reattach the intake.
480
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,940
So they sent you
to attach it?
481
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:28,544
You called your sponsor here
to fix a fish tank?
482
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,852
It's art, a Kutz.
483
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,450
Do you understand
what AA is actually for?
484
00:21:35,694 --> 00:21:36,956
I thought I did.
485
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,190
You don't.
486
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:40,598
I should have been
a movie star.
487
00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:43,124
I should have been
a movie star.
488
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:45,568
Yeah. Hey, this isn't gonna
be awkward, right,
489
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,095
that we're just in our underpanties
with each other?
490
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,768
No no no.
Nothing I haven't seen before.
491
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,299
True.
492
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,309
Hey, so I saw your scene
in that movie.
493
00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:00,113
God. Come on.
494
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,642
You were really good.
495
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:04,554
Like, I didn't know
that you were that good,
496
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:08,548
'cause you never told me
that you were, like, a legitimate actor
497
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,493
- for real.
- Come on.
498
00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,156
You gotta miss that
a little bit.
499
00:22:12,197 --> 00:22:14,563
Miss constantly being rejected?
Not really.
500
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:18,126
No, miss doing something
that you're amazing at.
501
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,333
Well, I'm good at team leading.
502
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,841
Yeah, but
503
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,969
no risk, no reward.
504
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,003
Well, I have a saying...
505
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,016
no risk, no risk.
506
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:34,518
After all that bullshit,
going back,
507
00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,418
starting over... no way.
508
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:38,923
- Ron did.
- Oh, Ron did?
509
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,687
Wait, did I just use Ron
as a life example?
510
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,088
- What are you doing?
- I'm begging you
511
00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:49,157
to just be quiet.
512
00:23:00,445 --> 00:23:02,675
I can't do that.
513
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:06,507
'Cause you have a girlfriend.
514
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,644
And you have a boyfriend, so...
515
00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:10,678
Paul and I... we, like,
516
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,247
drifted apart, I guess,
517
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,282
like, a few weeks ago.
518
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:17,989
Okay, but still, you know...
519
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:21,624
I mean, maybe this has kind of
been lost in the shuffle
520
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:24,396
but you did kind of
break my heart.
521
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:27,701
And that's
kind of still there.
522
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:31,573
Now it's very awkward.
523
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:34,602
Hot tub, yes.
Mind if I join?
524
00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:36,841
I'm gonna get out.
525
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,783
- You...
- No, I'm gonna get out of the hot tub.
526
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,342
Casey.
527
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:43,752
Okay.
528
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:45,120
Okey-doke.
529
00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,148
Whoa.
530
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,528
You really should
take your underwear off.
531
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,359
The jets feel great
on your balls.
532
00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:55,127
You know, I should probably
get going, I think.
533
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,102
- Ooh, what's going on out here?
- Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
534
00:23:58,136 --> 00:24:00,934
- Are there suits we could borrow?
- Who needs suits?
535
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,372
No risk, no reward.
536
00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:06,138
Come get your tuchuses in here
right now! I said right now!
537
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,578
Stop it.
538
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,081
I don't know, man. I just think
that the first draft you guys have
539
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,743
is way stronger, I do.
540
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:16,083
You know, DuClarke and Krond...
that's where your story's at.
541
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,112
They're like
Jungian shadow figures.
542
00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:21,853
Roman: So much came out of that rewrite.
Why haven't I ever rewritten before?
543
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:24,225
- I think the first one's way...
- Why did Steve Guttenberg
544
00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:25,991
have to tell me
that I needed to rewrite?
545
00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:27,623
Taking off?
546
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,224
All right, see ya.
547
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:31,963
Lydia: Hot tubbing it
Hollywood style!
548
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:34,699
Now this you don't have to
teach me.
549
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:36,730
A hot tub I get.
550
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,766
When I'm rich,
I'm gonna buy you one.
551
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,004
Thanks.
552
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:41,876
The rewrite was great,
wasn't it?
553
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:43,778
Yeah, you know what I think
would be cool?
554
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:47,683
If more of it was about, like,
the robot growing a soul.
555
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,051
You know, that is a cool idea.
Maybe we can, like,
556
00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:52,955
get together or something after
and talk about it.
557
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:55,789
- No.
- No.
558
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,523
Hey Henry, you were great in it.
How come you gave that up?
559
00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:01,327
- Thanks.
- Steve: Henry, all that talent...
560
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:03,596
it's been my experience...
nine times out of 10
561
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:06,001
if you've got the talent,
you break through.
562
00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:10,030
Yeah, but what about
that one guy?
563
00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:13,436
Ahh. Who wants mochi?
564
00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:15,469
- Lydia: I do!
- Mrs. Gomez: I want mochi!
565
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,984
- Steve: I have takers?
- Lydia: What's mochi? I want it!
566
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:34,090
I think Steve Guttenberg had a fun time.
It was a great night.
567
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:36,123
Have you seen my clipboard
anywhere?
568
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,192
Oh yeah, I took it...
force of habit.
569
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:42,229
"Sorry. You really were good. "
Who's that?
570
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:46,804
Oh.
571
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:49,075
You know what?
I think this is for you.
572
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:52,550
Your buddy Travis... he must be sorry
you got kicked out of AA.
573
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:54,074
Oh, that's sweet.
574
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,984
I actually realized, though,
I don't need it.
575
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,012
Those guys have
a real drinking problem.
576
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,991
I can't wait to see
the customer feedback card.
577
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:04,257
- I got so much out of tonight.
- You are my A-list writers.
578
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:05,820
- Steve.
- A pleasure, really.
579
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,798
- Thank you.
- Roman, so talented.
580
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:10,130
- I had a great time.
- We're gonna send you the new copies.
581
00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:12,363
Roman: You helped out.
You helped out a lot. Thank you.
582
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,805
- Good night.
- Whoo! What an education, wow.
583
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,775
- My two favorite girls.
- Thank you. I feel so ready to be rich.
584
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,334
Aww.
585
00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:23,108
Goodbye. I've got to make my shift
at the airport.
586
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:24,911
- Steve: Ciao.
- Hey, maybe tonight's the night
587
00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,850
that you'll find your bag of money.
Bye, Ted.
588
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,409
Be careful.
589
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:32,219
- Hey Steve, great hanging with you.
- So wonderful. Kyle, you are amazing.
590
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,351
Oh, thank you so much again.
You're the best.
591
00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:36,883
See you in class, Kyle.
592
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,954
And remember...
no risk, no reward.
593
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,095
I fucking hate
Steve Guttenberg.
594
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:49,695
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