All language subtitles for Party Down s01e07 Brandix Corporate Retreat.eng

Is there anyone in the hallway?

You okay?

What's this?

It's your job you have to help me
with this fucking bullshit...

It's good but I like
that one better,

because I look smarter,
what do you think?

I have no thoughts.

Hey Henry, you use to be an actor.
Look at these two.

Which one do you think
represents me best for drama?

This one which I really like

or this one
which makes me look a little smarter

- for some reason.
- Which one Henry?

Whoever put out those napkins
should have their head examined.

What are you guys doing? Why
do you have a picture of John Rivers?

- Why are you sitting there?
- I prepped my thing, I'm done.

You're done, you're done? How about
you help with the chafers, okay?

How about you...
you know what, how about we all help

how about we do a little,
teamwork here, okay?

And we prepped trays as a unit.

Together, teamwork.

- You're late.
- Okay, this is awesome.

- Why I'm I holding this?
- This amazing parlor game.

Is this the one where you make up
your own words to a tv theme sound?

Sort of but check it out, okay.

Roman is going to write a number,
I'm going to guess it.

Think of the number of times
you've seen the movie "300"

- and write it down.
- This is bullshit.

Come on I just need the number
for the game it's really fun.

- Write down a number.
- Come on write it down.

I'm not looking.

Write it down.
When you're finished

fold it and pass it to Henry.

Very nice.

Why am I involved
in this all of a sudden?

Okay, I lied, this is a test actually
to see if you're gay.

Because if you've seen the movie "300"
more than once you're gay.

Oh come on, nobody's doing nothing,
what the hell?

What's the fascination this?
This right here?

Actually can we just hold on
to that for a second?

- I need to prep that trays.
- Can you read the thing,

Not a chance.

- One thing written on the paper.
- It's got to be so important, right?

- What does it say?
- It's not important.

- Six.
- Dude!

You're gay!

Gay!

So awesome!

Here, this is pretty cool, right?

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

That's good!

You got the kiddy!

The "300" was the number of hippeis,
the king's personal bodyguards

So like the king was like
really into hot dudes and stuff.

You don't know
what you're talkin' about.

I have no idea what the fuck
is going on in there.

Yeah well,
this is what's going on out here.

That's not weird!

They're elite,

- it makes since they're elite!
- Little speedos they wore?

They actually fought bare naked,

so speedos are way less gay.

Hey guys, did you see him?

- Who?
- Rick Fox, he's the guest speaker.

On what topic?

How the wealth
I made from my pituitary abnormality

relates to the dipshit
corporate hell.

I took food to his hotel suite

I saw him, I gotta tell you
I got one word for him.

Wow, what?

The dude plays basketball.

That's game for children

Rick Fox?
The actor?

Great job, great job!
People right?

All right, half hour
for refreshments and powertalk,

then we're outside
for scavenger hunt!

And don't forget self-review.

This is not a retreat,
it's an event!

Right come on!

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

- Got any beer?
- Yep.

Congratulations.

Yeah, "thinking outside the boxing."

Second place.

Wait a minute,

- "are we having fun yet?"
- "Having fun yet?"

Yes that was me.

Emphasis on the was.

What're you do now?

- I'm still trying to figure that out.
- Well, we're hiring in sells.

Okay, so in 01,
you're 44 percent from the field,

then in 02 you're 42, 03, 42,

and then boom, in 04,
you're 39 percent from the field

and 25 percent on three pointers.

Is that a question?

- I'm just saying.
- Mr. Fox?

Those pot stickers
you asked about are here.

Excuse me.

- That was just in time.
- Yeah, that guy, man.

We don't have
pot stickers, though, sorry.

What about a book of business jokes?

I wrote my speech thinking
these guys did overnight delivery.

- Well, what do they do?
- "Office management solutions."

I don't know what that is?

I don't either.

Hey, how's it going?

You run all this, huh?
It's just great stuff.

Great, inspirational.

Teamworkz fun building.
Doug Beaks.

Ron.

And you feel
this works for team unity?

Teamwork.
Because I'm a team leader myself,

you know, service industry,
customer service.

I just feel like
they're not functioning as a real team.

You know and it makes me just...

I was wondering if maybe,
when you're done here,

you could run my guys
through a few drills.

Well, half days start
at two thousand dollars.

So, if you're interested,
you give me a call, okay?

- Okay, okay.
- Okay, great.

Thank you.

Okay, how about this?

"I amd so happy to be here

because I just sat
in office management

and I need
an office management solution."

That's so terrible, I'm embarrassed
that I said that out loud.

How about,
"Hey I'm so happy to be here right now,

because I never had any idea
how many people it takes

to make a useless product
that nobody needs."

- You should be a comedian.
- I should be a comedian,

that's what I keep telling
my stand-up comedian agent.

Do you have
a sit-down comedian agent.

Look at you?
I mean, you're the comedian.

Why would anyone pay money
to see Rick Fox speak on any topic?

Well, he's a winner, Roman.

And people want hear
what winners have to say.

A winner is like arthur C. Clark,
or Stephen Hawking or Kafka.

He's just some
eight feet tall freak.

When did you turn
so completely against Rick Fox?

A, he was over-rated
on the Lakers, and B,

and b, he's all over
Casey like a fuckin' sleaze.

You're jealous of Rick Fox.
That's hilarious.

- Three beers.
- Why would I wanna be a 18 foot tall

octopus arm freak?

No, maybe cause
he's talkin' to your girlfriend, ugh.

You're a fuckin' infant...
and idiot.

Listen up, listen up.
We got an hour... get away.

We got an hour downtime...
during their scavenger hunt.

I want everyone in the conference room
three o'clock sharp. Team meeting.

Why, what... what the fuck?

Why are we having
a meeting all of a sudden?

Oh god, can't you just say yes Ron?
Okay, I'll be there.

We have a meeting.
I'll tell you at th meeting.

Look at that Rick Fox.
I can't believe Rick Fox is here.

Part of a championship team.

Got another one?

Okay everybody, grab you partners!

Team scavenge starts in five!

If you don't mind me asking,
what do you do?

I'm Sales manager.

Salesman.

I manage the team,

development market research,
account,

customer account services...
overall, customer care

in every dimension.

Are you...
interested in a job at Brandix?

No, I don't know, I mean I guess...

What do you see in your wheelhouse?
Going forward?

- I have nothing in my wheelhouse.
- How long were you an actor?

Twelve, fifteen years...

Twelve to fifteen years
that's experience.

- Really?
- Yeah that's sales.

I know, sales is just presentation.

It's playing a part.
"Are we having fun yet?" That's sales!

Okay everybody!
Come on let's go!

And remember, this is not a retreat.

It's an event!
All right, come on! Let's go

I'm not gonna drink and scavenge,
because hat would be irresponsible.

- All right, thank you.
- I'll keep it on ice.

- C-A-S... E-Y.
- E-Y. Yep.

Casey, I'll see you at the meeting?

No idea what he's talkin' about.

Rick Fox is such a cockhole.

I can't believe
Casey's gonna fuck him.

Shut up, she's not.

- His suite's down there... so.
- Fuck you,

she would never...
not in a million years.

Dude that tall,
I bet his dick's like two feet long.

Probably like fucking
a handsome giraffe.

He could be in one room fucking her

and in the other room
reading a magazine.

I bet when he gets a boner
it's it's like half a hula hoop.

Dude, why the fuck
do you think about shit like that?

Are you are jealous?

No, I don't want a hula hoop dick.

So you're cool when Rick Fox fucks Casey
with his two foot giraffe dick...

- you're cool with that?
- Fuck you.

Dude you're so jealous, it's lame.

Casey would never
go out with a guy like you? Ever.

C'mon, or we're late
for the meeting.

I gotta take a piss, see you there.

Where's everyone?

That's what I'd like to know.
Have a seat.

- Where is everybody?
- Please, sit.

We're not gonna do
team building drills, are we?

Don't look at that, just have a seat.
And wait for the meeting to start.

Forget it, I'm gonna start without 'em
and then they'll have to catch up.

- So, good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.

Team meeting,

what is the first word
in team meeting?

It's team.

- Okay and I think we need to...
- Okay this is definitely starting

- to sound like team building.
- Goddamit Henry.

Dude Team building,
come on it's so lame.

Just sit down please
and where's everybody?

Where's Roman, where's Casey?
Oh Roman's going to get her.

Where is she?

Rick Fox's suite.

Hey are we gonna be doing
some like role play or something?

Hey,

lost my key.

What he fuck are you doing?

I... sorry.

Just holding a glass.

You dropped this.

Fuck.

More, more, more, more, stop, stop.

- Left.
- Left, okay.

Shit!
All right am I dead?

No, but you have to loose a spoon.

I'm sorry!
No, no, no don't be sorry this is great.

This is wonderful, this is about
communication. You said left,

but left can mean
a number of different things.

Constance, how could you
have communicated with Kyle

to guide him differently?

I could have said "right."

Or, "your left."

Because sometimes
you need to think outside yourself.

It's about communicating
with others.

Did you hear that
it's about communication.

I don't feel like you're involving
yourself in communicating.

Go right.

- Okay, do I have to drop a spoon?
- Yes.

- Fuck, nice Henry.
- Where're you going?

I'm going to find the other guys

and... tell 'em about this.

Now?

I out one left, what do I do?

Your left, my left.

Hello.

Roman.

- What are you doing?
- Henry,

This is some disturbing shit.

Been here for like 20 minutes.

This guy is not a closer.

Oh god okay, what the fuck Roman?

What are you doing?
What is that?

I was... you know I was...

I was ah... looking for Casey.

To tell her about
the meeting and everything.

Cause I don't think
she heard about it.

- What are you doing here?
- Me? I was...

I was looking for you guys.
For the meeting.

So where is Casey?

I thought she was
with Rick Fox in his room

so she's not in his room?

I don't know
I couldn't figure out which one was his.

Casey wouldn't...

you know,

with a Rick Fox?

I mean, I wouldn't think so.

Maybe I'll go

to the front desk and see
if I could get Fox's room number and

tell Casey about the meeting.
That's a good idea.

Mr. Fox.

- Did you see the maid?
- I'm actually looking for Casey, she's

she has brown hair,
she's kind of cabby.

She was just here, she left.

- Great.
- But hey, while you're here.

And she left her phone.

So for this root I did "Lethal Weapon,"
which was a huge influence on me,

how Mel Gibson showed
you could both be an action movie star,

and show deep emotions.

You know cause of how his wife died,
and that made him like super reckless...

I sat next to Mel Gibson,
that's this root.

Ah, there he is, where's Roman?

- Which are supposed to be beliefs...
- I did branches as beliefs...

Start with the branches first.

We're making a "life-trees."

Life tree time, you know.

I guess it's not like a belief
but I think Bono's awesome.

Okay finally,

all right, the team is here, so...

let the team building begin.

Simple,

open communication.

A common problem with any team

is a failure to understand
a team mates needs.

I'm going to toss the ball,
whoever catches it,

says an idea that would help
improve the team.

First thing
that pops into your head.

That way, we will understand
each other better

and it'll bring us
closer to each other. Okay?

Come on Henry,
first thing to pop into your mind.

How do you think
we could improve the team?

I wouldn't do anything, Ron.

Well, you have to.

Okay, pay us double.

We can't.
Toss the ball to somebody else.

I think we should each adopt
a homeless person and care for him

and making a difference
in one person's life.

Not gonna happen,
toss it to somebody else.

I think we should all focus
on positivity in our work.

Good. Positivity, that's very good.
Toss it!

Positivity.

I think,

Casey should be more discreet.

- What?
- Hold on,

Roman has the ball.
Roman, a little insight on that one.

Discreet about what?

- Come on, you know.
- No, I don't know.

Sleeping around.

What?

What is that supposed to mean?

It's just a suggestion,
to improve, the...

- you know, team.
- It's suppose to mean

- that Roman's in love with you.
- Shut the fuck up! That's not true.

Roman, Henry has the ball...
Henry, say something, toss the ball.

What business is it of yours
what I do, Roman?

And how did you even find out
about that?

What happened
to not telling anybody?

What the fuck?

Henry has the ball,
Henry say something, toss it.

- You fucked him?
- What does that have to do with you?

- Him?
- Yes!

Why? Oh my god. I told you
there was fuckin' a line, dude.

Henry, goddamit say
something and toss the ball.

Okay, fine.
I've got something to say.

- Casey?
- Yeah?

You left your phone
in Rick Fox's room.

That's not a suggestion.

Casey shouldn't leave phones
in Rick Fox's room.

Can I say one
if I don't have the ball?

So what, you're jealous, now?

- Just saying.
- Just saying, my god.

I can't believe
you fucked Henry and Rick Fox.

Is there anyone in the universe
you haven't fucked?

- I haven't fuck anyone!
- Okay, people. Stop.

You did say you fucked Henry a lot.

I'm sensing a lot tension in the room,
if you pass me the ball,

I can maybe make a suggestion
that will relieve some of the tension.

Nothing happened.
Do you understand that? Nothing.

Casey, toss the ball.

Fuck man. Jesus, fuck!

- That fuckin' hurt!
- Good!

Jesus Christ.

Come on! Fuck!

I have the ball, and my suggestion
is that you people realize

that I'm making
a genuine effort here, okay?

And I, look at me,

look at me.

No one on this team should fuck

anybody on the team!

What are you doing?

I don't understand you actually think
that flirting with Rick Fox all day

is not gonna make me
slightly jealous?

Henry, we talked about this
on multiply occasions.

I know we did, but I didn't think
that having a casual hook-up agreement

meant that I'm suppose
to stop having feelings.

Sorry, no, no, that was just the most
pathetic Hallmark card I've ever heard.

- Thank you.
- And guess what?

Rick Fox offered me a ride back
to Hollywood and I said yes.

Why, why?

Not to have sex with him,
you psycho.

It's so I can drive his car
because it's a CLK

and it's really fast
and I've never done that before.

- What?
- So, deal with it.

- What's a CTS?
- A CLK!

What's a CLK? What the fu...?

This material is the copyrighted
property of Teamworkz fun building.

I was just borrowing it.

Guess what, I'm going to send a bill
to Party Down in care of Ron.

My name's not Ron, it's Mark.

- Rick Fox, huh?
- Do I have anything in my teeth?

You don't have, like,
a card or something for me?

Seriously? You're interested?

I'm intrigued, I mean this a...

This isn't going anywhere.

We'll set something up call that number.
We'll sit down.

- Thank you.
- You'd be a sales natural, I swear.

- No mailroom.
- No, no, no mailroom. All right?

No. I promise, you'd be a natural.
Call me.

- Thank you.
- All right, it's Rick Fox time.

- It's Rick Fox o'clock.
- Have fun.

I'm very glad to be here, because
I just sat in some office management,

and I need
an office management solution.

Anybody Lakers fans?

Steve's just in here
and he'll be right with you in a moment.

- Thank you.
- Good luck.

Okay, great.

- What's your name?
- Henry.

All right, well, Karen,
I'll looking for that fax.

You too. Bye bye.

Steve Deetman.
How do you know the goocher?

I'm sorry... Who?

Gary Gutenburg, you know...

- We met at a party.
- Excellent, most excellent.

- Is he gonna be here?
- Oh, no, no, sorry,

Gary's in fresno today,

but he doesn't handle
this kind of thing anyway.

So, that's my job so...

Anyway the goocher told me you're
interested in sales, is that right?

He said that, you know,
that might be something

that I would be suited for and...

What's up Brickman
you fuckin' douche bag!?

Yeah, it's on the way.
All right, Brickman,

by the way,
the Spurs sucked my balls.

Just kidding, buddy.

- He's from Texas so...
- I've never been there.

I know where you're going with this,
we looking for people

- with skills and with smarts.
- Great.

Do you have any experience
with telemarketing?

- Telemarketing?
- It's OK if you don't. Don't sweat it.

Because, I did it the summer after
my junior year, picked it up in a day.

Okay so...

Sitting in a cubicle
and just making calls or...

Not really it's um...

It's more like a long table, that
you'd be sitting at making calls so...

Ten bucks and hour,

and you'll getting health benefits
after your first year.

It's not the most glamorous job
in the world, Henry.

But the goocher master told me
that you needed something

with absolutely no experience.
So this is what's on the table.

Let's see if you...

All right, you used to be an actor?
It says here.

Oh, my god.

I'm gonna ask you one last question.

And this is the most important one
of this whole interview, okay?

"Are we having fun yet!?"

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