All language subtitles for Gidget s01e02 Else We Trust.eng

* [ Rock ]
[ Kids Chattering ]

[ Boy ]
Go! Go! [ Girl ] Go! Go! Go!

* [ Ends ]
[ Cheering, Chattering ]

[ Gidget ] Mine's the one with
the anchovies and the chili. Ah. Food.

Isn't it amazing?
What?

How in all this agonizing time
being separated from Jeff--

- I've never lost my appetite.
- Yeah, I've noticed that.

As desperately in love
as I am,

I haven't missed a meal
or lost a single pound.

And I sleep great.
Shows you. Shows you what?

How two sensible people,
desperately in love with each other,

can make a nice
sensible agreement...

as long as they
have implicit faith and trust in each other.

How's that grab you?
Kind of.

It was my idea that Jeff
and I should date others when he's back at Princeton.

And let me tell you,
there's no question about it.

It is the only--
the only way to go steady.

- For who?
- Everybody.

Gidget, that pizza cost
a buck and a quarter.

Look how great
it's worked out for you.

You don't have to worry
about impressing me or any of that jazz...

or if I will or will not
go out with you again.

With me, you can
relax completely.

What more could a guy ask for?
You should be grateful to Jeff.

Yeah, I think
I'll write him a thank-you note.

* [ Rock ]

[ Kids, Chattering ]
Let's go! Hey! Hey!

* [ Jazzy Pop ]

* If you're in doubt
about angels *

* Being real

* I can arrange to change

* Any doubts you feel

* Wait till you see
my Gidget *

* You'll want her
for your valentine *

* You're gonna say
she's all that you adore *

* But stay away
Gidget is spoken for *

* You're gonna find
that Gidget is *

* Mine *

Hello, operator.
Would you please ring this number?

It must be out of order.

Because I haven't had
a call in over a week.

Not even a decent
wrong number.

Granite 5-5099.
Thank you.

[ Phone Rings ]
Hello?

Yeah, operator, it rang.

Maybe it works for you
because you have all those tricky wires and plugs.

Whereas the average boy--
I mean, person--

Could you try again,
please?

Well, I've heard
of unsympathetic public utilities,

but you take the cake.

Just wait till the next time
you ask me to hold the line.

Hi.
Hi.

Did I interrupt a call?
No, sir. Definitely not.

If there's one thing
you did not do, it was interrupt a call.

What's the matter?

Dad, the luau's Saturday.
The class luau.

And I've got to go.
I'm chairman.

But I haven't even
got a date.

I can't get one.
What?

Nobody, not even Siddo,
called to ask me...

or even waited for me
to ask them.

I don't know why.

Well, honey,
you're wearing Jeff's ring.

Maybe the fellas feel--
Oh, no.

My conscience is absolutely
clear on that score.

I'm very open about Jeff.

All I do is talk about Jeff
and how much implicit faith

and trust we have
in each other.

I let the fellas know, right
off, that I could never be interested in them,

so they don't have
to waste any time being interested in me.

What?

You and I
better have a talk.

Why don't we have it
over a quarter-to-10:00 midnight snack?

It simply
never occurred to me...

that telling a guy he couldn't
possibly interest you was unflattering.

If he's the least bit
sensitive.

What, mustard?

Strawberries.
There you are, Madam.

Well, there'll be
no more of that-- starting Saturday night.

Good girl.
But, Dad, who am I gonna go with?

- I told you.
I can't get a date. - Baloney.

Oh.

Out of how many boys
in your class?

I mean with our crowd.

But it might be better
if I--

if the guys see me
with a different guy.

They'd be more apt
to notice a new guy...

and, at the same time,
the new me.

Now, who could I ask?

- Hey. Muzzy.
- Muzzy? Muzzy who?

- Muzzy the masochist.
- Muzzy the masochist?

- Mm. He's a Tarantula.
- A tarantula?

One of the other gangs
at school.

Well, have you ever
gone out with him?

We've never spoken a word,
but he's got a real case on me.

- How do you know?
- Certain remarks he makes when I pass down the hall.

Like, "Get a load
of that hunk of nothing."

And "Why don't they put her
back in sandbox?"

Let me see.

What's the name
of that gas station where he hangs out?

Gidget, no.

But, Dad, only
to show the other guys.

Absolutely not.

But they're not
the "leather jacket, motorcycle" set.

These guys are strictly
amateurville.

They only put on a big act
so everybody will notice them.

Ergo, if everybody
notices them,

they're bound to notice me
if I'm with one of them.

Ergo, absolutely no.

Before I'd let you go out
with somebody like that, I'd take you myself.

You prefer I commit
instant social suicide?

Go with my father?

In this day and age?

- What?
- Nothing.

I just didn't realize it was
this day and age already.

A brother wouldn't be so bad.
He could get lost in the crowd.

If only I had a brother.
Maple syrup, please.

Ketchup.

With my kind of luck,
all I've got is a nutty brother-in-law...

who's studying
to be a nutty psychologist.

Yeah. John.
John.

John.
John.

Yeah.
Why not?

The perfect solution.
Great idea.

Nobody knows him except Larue,
and Larue's out of town.

Why don't you do it?
Will Anne let him?

Well, sure.
Sure, if you put it to her right.

You know,
I've got a plan. Yeah?

I think that if we
get them over here-- Will it work?

- Well, I think--
- [ Groans ]

Ketchup on a banana split?

Beats maple syrup
on a bologna sandwich.

I don't know.
Wanna trade?

[ Gidget Narrating ]
Dad's strategy was for me to put the question to John,

but appeal to Anne.

All you have to do,
John, is just take me to a simple little luau.

You're asking me to take you
to a high school luau as your date? Me?

Well, I wouldn't ask you
if I weren't in this terrible spot, John.

And like I was
telling you, Anne,

I wouldn't be in this spot
if I hadn't been so stupid.

- Right?
- Mm, yes.

You see, honey,
your big mistake...

was to brag about all that
implicit faith and trust.

That simply doesn't exist
between youngsters like yourself and Jeff.

That's something
that you only have after you're married.

- Right, darling?
- Right.

I should have come to you
for advice from the start, shouldn't I?

Well, yes.
I could have warned you.

Well, that's the whole deal.

What's the point of having
an older and wiser sister...

if you don't
take advantage of her?

I mean, if you don't
let her help you...

and let her give you
the benefit of her experience.

Oh, Gidge, I've always
wanted to do that.

Yes, I know you have.

That's why I thought, when we
go shopping for the things for John to wear,

I could ask you a whole
lot of questions about--

- What "John to wear"? What?
- At the luau.

- I haven't said I'd go.
- What?

It's out of the question.
Ridiculous.

I wouldn't dream of going.

You wouldn't dream of going?

- Mm-mmm.
- With my sister?

- Give up?
- Give up.

Now, what sort of things
does he have to wear?

Well, we want him to look
and act like a Tarantula...

so everybody'll sit up
and take notice.

- A tarantula?
- A group of young gentlemen at school.

I don't know how to act
like a Tarantula.

I don't know how to act
around teenagers.

Nobody does.
Nobody understands them.

- Just the other day,
we had a lecture about-- - About what?

About how nobody knows
what their message is.

What are they trying
to communicate?

So how am I going to?
Oh, Anne, I just--

- Anne! I could find out.
- Huh?

Yeah. It would be
like research.

Like a field trip.

Actually getting
out in the field right in with them--

seeing them,

listening to them,
talking to them.

Gee, I don't know
about that.

Your term paper.

This is what
your paper could be on.

I was going to do it on
the psyche of the sow bug,

but this might be
more encompassing.

And teenagers are so much
harder to come up with than sow bugs.

True. Very true.

- What do you want me to do?
- Well, first you have to learn how to mumble.

There's a certain way
to walk and dress.

Then I'll have to introduce
you to the Monkey, the Jerk and the Dog.

Fine, fine. I want to meet
all your friends.

Those are dances.

You couldn't begin
to get this anywhere but right from the source.

Dad, can I ask you
a question? Yeah.

Are you sure we know
what we're doing?

[ John Chattering ]

[ Gidget Narrating ]
Anne and I went shopping the next day,

then dropped in at The Shack.

Flossie, can we have
two hot-fudge sundaes? Thanks.

Gosh, I haven't been in here
since I was in high school.

- Did we get everything?
- Uh-huh.

I still can't decide whether
John ought to wear a hat or not.

You know, since I've been
working with him-- teaching him to dance and all--

he's turned real cute,
downright sexy.

That's no way to talk
about your brother-in-law.

Oh, I don't mean it
like that.

John would never
look sexy to me, but he will to the other kids.

You mean
your little girlfriends?

Even if the fellas don't
notice him right off, the girls will.

That's nice. Now, listen.
Don't you forget--

none of that talk about Jeff
and implicit faith and trust.

Remember that-- That's only
for married people like John and me.

Hi, Gidge.
Hi, Midge. How are you?

Hi.
Hi.

Because it's only
after you're married--

Who's that?
One of the kids.

One of-- What kids?

My friends.

That's one
of your little friends?

Oh, uh, isn't she cute?

Hey, Gidge.
Hi, Pokey.

I hear you're brining
new blood to the orgy.

- True?
- True.

Pokey? They call her that
because she's slow?

I don't think so.

Oh. Wait till you see
the wild lace bikini I'm gonna wear.

Great.

Come to think of it,
she is slow in algebra.

Hi, you all.
Hi, Treasure.

[ Overlapping Greetings ]
[ Girl ] Ooh. Look at that.

Hi, Gidge.
Hi, Treasure.

- Treasure?
- Her real name is Eleanor Chest.

But all the boys
call her "Treasure."

Is she going to the luau too?

Just try and keep her away.

- Isn't she darling?
- Mm. Darling.

Whatever made me think
that all your friends were like Larue?

I don't know.
They're not.

No, they aren't.
Not at all.

[ Gidget Narrating ]
John may not be the greatest actor in the world.

But whatever he lacks in
talent, he makes up for in enthusiasm.

He's been in training
for three days.

[ Mouthing Words ]
As a matter of fact, he's practically overtrained.

But he was as ready
as he'd ever be for the main go.

So, we went.

Are you ready to, uh,
make the scene?

You better know it,
uh, Panther.

Oh! Panther?

That's the name I gave him.
Panther.

I'll never be able to think
of him as anything else.

Toodles.
Yeah.

Uh, after the luau.

Away we go.

To your field trip, John--
your field trip.

Have fun, kids. Anne and I
will be the old folks waiting at home.

Fast game of Scrabble,
or would you rather play gin?

Scrabble.
All right.

I think
I'm getting a headache.

- What time did they say
they'd be home? - They didn't.

Wait'll those kids
get a load of John.

Kids? Have you seen
some of those kids?

Some of her
little friends? [ Sighs ]

I should be
so little.

Well, what I mean is,
they're-- they're darling.

They really are.
The girls, I mean.

They're probably some of
the cutest little "sexteen"--

16-year-olds I've ever seen.

Mm, they are that.

You did say Scrabble?

Yes.

Only--
Only what?

- Only I think my throat
is getting worse. - Your throat?

Oh, Dad, do you mind awfully
if we don't play?

No, of course not.
Would you rather go home?

Well, no.
But maybe I should.

You're not worried
about John, are you?

John? Well, of course not.
Where did you ever get that idea?

Really, Dad, if it weren't
for this stupid backache, I'd love to play with you.

- Backache?
- What did I say?

Well, so far, a headache,
sore throat and backache.

- Maybe I'm coming down
with something. - Could be.

Well, good night, Dad.
Good night, sweetie.

Hope you're
feeling better. Thanks.

* [ Rock ]
[ Kids Chattering, Laughing ]

Hi. Hi, everyone.

Hi, Ray. Hi, Richard.
Hi. Hi.

* [ Ends ]
Everyone, I want you to meet the Panther.

Panther Cahoogit--
from Tarzana.

- Uh, is this the new blood?
- Hi, Panther.

Okay, group, we can
start blastin' off now.

The, uh, Panther's here.

[ Girl ]
Hey, he's cute.

- Yeah, where did you
find him, Gidge? - What gives?

What do you say, Panth?
Shall we mingle, mingle, mingle?

Mingle, ming--
What's that?

It means circulate,
circulate. Oh.

Yeah. Uh, mingle,
mingle, mingle.

Hi, Siddo.
When'd you meet him?

Jeff know about him?
Jeff?

Jeff. "Implicit faith
and trust" Jeff?

Oh, that Jeff.
Yeah.

You giving up
Princeton? No.

But no reason I can't have
fun with anybody else, is there?

No.

Right here, I'd like to say
the rest of the evening was a smashing success.

I'd like to. I'd also
like to be Miss America, the first woman on the moon,

and, if I had it to do
all over again, an only child.

Because,
back in her apartment,

Anne wasn't exactly
cornering the market...

on implicit faith and trust
as far as John was concerned.

Anne decided John needed
protection from my friends.

And Dad, after he called Anne
and there was no answer,

wasn't quite ready
to make a testimonial...

about how much implicit faith
and trust he had in her.

And Dad decided we all needed
protection from Anne.

* [ Rock ]

How you doing?
It's a very representative group.

Can I start
asking questions now?

Sure, but remember,
like Panther.

Oh yeah. Like, uh,
Panther, baby.

[ Growls ]

Hi.
Hi, yourself,

you, uh, female you.
Female?

Sixteen?
Mm-hmm.

I.Q.
I.Q.?

Well, I like 'em bright,
babe.

Hmm. How about 130?
Is that bright enough?

That's excellent.
Excellent?

Uh, yeah, for a-- a classy
chick with your kind of feathers.

What about Gidget?

Right now, babe,
I'm interested in you.

Mingle, mingle, mingle!

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

He doesn't waste any time,
does he?

- Who?
- Panther.

He asked if I kiss
on a first date.

Well, you can't
blame a guy for asking.

Before he asks your name?

First,
ask 'em their names.

- Hi, there.
- Well, what's your name?

I'm, uh, Treasure.

Say, that's
a very direct approach.

I'm a treasure. Yeah.

What's with that character?
Do I like to go to drive-ins?

Say, hey, Gidget.
You tell that crumb Shirley's my girl.

And she only goes
"looking at views" with me.

Oh.

Boy, does that guy
come on strong.

Right off the bat,
he asks me--

[ Whispering, Inaudible ]

Gr-Grunion hunting?

Hey.

Where's the action?
Over there.

Oh, thanks.
Hey, honey.

Stay away from the one
they call Panther.

They never should've
let him out of his cage.

John? John?

Anne! Anne, what are you
doing here?

Where is he?
Wait a minute, Anne.

[ Girl Yelps ]

Where is he?
Just follow that scream.

What'll we do with him?
[ Boy ] Let me at him. I'll take care of him.

[ Girl ] I think
we should call the police. [ Gidget ] Police?

[ Girl ] Isn't that what
you're supposed to do with a Peeping Tom?

Peeping Tom?
[ Boy ] We found him spying on us from the bushes.

[ Boy 2 ] How about that?
An old man like him.

Frankly, Russ,
I'm surprised at you.

Surprised at him?

Huh! Some field trip.

You meant playing the field.

Hold it, that's my Dad.
Let him go.

And that's my husband.
Let me at him.

[ Knocking ]
Come in.

I thought so.

I knew you'd still be beating
yourself over the head. You get that from me.

Now, Daddy, I want you
to forget all about it and get some sleep.

Forget about it?
After the mess we made?

[ Scoffs ]
But, it all worked out fine, didn't it?

- So what's the difference?
- Fine?

What's fine about your friends
thinking that John's a lech,

Anne is a husband-beater
and I am a Peeping Tom?

Well, as long as they
think that about you and Anne and John,

they certainly aren't gonna
pay any attention to anything I say about Jeff, are they?

Oh, well, as long
as it wasn't in vain. Gosh, no.

Well, you'll be the topic
of discussion for weeks, months, maybe even--

Good night, Gidget.

Good night, Daddy.

I'll tell him tomorrow
the main reason...

why he and Anne and John
will be topic "A" with the gang.

'Cause my friends
aren't exactly stupid.

They know that Dad
and Anne and John were all doing what they did...

to help or protect--
whichever--

and they were all
doing it out of love.

And if there's one thing
my friends and I dig,

even when it comes
from relatives, it's love.

Oh, I can't wait
till tomorrow. I'll tell him now.

Toodles.

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