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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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Aah!
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Welcome to the 6:00 news
in our brand-new studio.
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Looking good, Springfield.
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In today's news, a two-ton rhino
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escaped from
the Springfield Zoo,
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but zoo officials
were quick to act,
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and Petunia, as she is known,
is safely back in captivity.
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In other news, a three-ton rhino
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that escaped
from the zoo last week
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is still at large.
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All right, who broke my vase?
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Who took my test papers
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off the refrigerator
and tore them up?
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Who spread garbage
all over Flanders' yard
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before I got a chance to?
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Please. This is
senseless destruction
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with none of my usual
social commentary.
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If it wasn't you,
then who was it?
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Well, I'm sure these things
didn't destroy themselves,
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now, did they?
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Did they?
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I guess Bart's not to blame.
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He's lucky, too,
because it's spanking season
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and I got a hankering
for some spankering.
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I don't know why you're
so energetic today, boy,
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but prepare to be worn out.
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What's wrong, boy?
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Getting tired?
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I think there's
really something wrong
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with Santa's Little Helper.
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He was up barking all night
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and dug up the back yard
worse than ever.
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My bongo drums!
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My strobe light!
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My best of Ray Stevens
featuring "The Streak" Album.
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So it was the dog
that buried all our stuff.
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Yes. The dog.
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My God!
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He's got the precious cable TV
cable!
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Always use fresh macaroni.
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If the box rattles,
throw it away.
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Aw.
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Your cable TV
is experiencing difficulties.
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Please do not panic.
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Resist the temptation
to read or talk to loved ones.
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Do not attempt sexual relations,
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as years of TV radiation
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have left your genitals
withered and useless.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Excuse me. We're having
a problem with our dog.
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Lady, I'll tell you what
I'm telling everyone else:
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I'm sorry if your dog went blind
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but your gripe is with Hartz Mountain,
not with me.
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No! No, our dog
is out of control.
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He's wild, destructive
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and has little or no respect
for authority.
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Let me try
a canine-human mind meld.
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It's an incredibly rare
psychic power
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possessed only by me
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and three other clerks
at this store.
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Okay.
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I'm bored.
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I'm restless.
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Need change in life.
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Like imported leather leash...
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Blue contact lenses...
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200-volt shock training collar.
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Well, problem solved.
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Homer, hold on to the wheel!
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You've got it.
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Hey!
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Don't worry. We'll catch him
or run him over trying.
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Look, he's headed back
to the greyhound racing track
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- where we found him.
- Don't worry,
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As soon as they find out
he doesn't have any money,
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they'll throw him out.
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Believe me, I know.
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Ooh, this place is so big.
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Do you think we should split up
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and look for him, Homie?
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Homie?
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Two bucks to win
on number eight.
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And have you seen
my beloved dog?
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Give me the ticket.
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We can't lose!
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Look at the name
of the dog I bet on.
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"She's The Fastest."
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Homer, I don't think
that means necessarily...
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And they're off!
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She's The Fastest jumps out
to an insurmountable lead.
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You're lucky
you got looks, Marge.
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As they round the far turn,
it's She's The Fastest
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followed by Always Comes in Second
and I'm Number Three.
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Yes! Come on, you little horse.
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And they're in the home stretch.
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It's... Wait!
Another dog is on the track!
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It's Santa's Little Helper!
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The mystery dog is gaining
fast on the outside.
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Of course,
he could never win this race...
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Or could he?
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What's Santa's Little Helper
doing to that dog?
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Looks like he's trying
to jump over her
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but he can't quite make it.
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C'mon boy, you can do it!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the end...
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This is the end of dog racing.
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- Boo!
- Boo!
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I think they're in love.
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Aww!
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Aw! So that's what's been wrong
with the little fella.
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He misses casual sex.
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Can we keep
Santa's girlfriend, Mom?
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Please?
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But she's not our dog.
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She's yours now.
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Once they fall in love,
they lose their racing spirit.
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Won't you miss her loyalty
and companionship?
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Lady, you're all right.
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Okay, you can go out and play
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but no more you-know-what in
front of the house, all right?
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Hey! What did I just say?
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Take it.
It fell on the floor.
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Hey, boy, you want
to play fetch?
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Me and Santa's Little
Helper used to be a team,
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but he never wants
to play anymore
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since his bitch moved in.
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Bart, don't ever say
that word again!
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Well, that's what she is!
I looked it up.
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Well, I'm going to write
the dictionary people
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and have that checked.
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It feels like a mistake to me.
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Hey, look!
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A really small dog
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just fell out
of Santa's girlfriend!
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My God!
She's having babies!
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I'm sorry, girl.
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I thought you were
just getting fat.
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- Look! It's twins!
- No, it's two sets of twins.
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Two sets of twins and a triplet.
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Homer! Homer, find a place
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for all these little miracles.
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My!
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I've never seen
anything like this.
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How many more can there be?
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Twenty-two...
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Twenty-three...
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Twenty-four...
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Twenty-five!
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Wow! 25 puppies!
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An army of dogs!
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No bully will ever
touch me again.
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Hey, jerkface.
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You have the face of a jerk.
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All right Simpson,
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- you asked for it.
- Get him, boys.
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Heh.
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Say, Jimbo,
hope I wasn't out of line
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with that "jerkface" crack.
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Homie, aren't they adorable?
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Yes.
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We've waited many years,
but the good Lord
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has finally blessed us
with a real family.
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Look at Branford II.
Isn't that cute?
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He thinks he's one
of the Models, Inc.
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Get that cat out of the way!
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My socks!
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Mom, why do I have
to wear a flea collar?
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It's just easier this way.
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Ooh...
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This time...
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Yeesh.
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This house stinks.
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You're not just putting
the new newspapers
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over the old ones, are you?
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Do you have a better idea?
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Now, I know
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we love the puppies very much,
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but I think they're getting
to be a problem.
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Yeah, they ate all my socks.
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I have to wear Lisa's
to school today.
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How do you explain
the culottes, boy?
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Well, I have to coordinate,
don't I?
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Your mother and I
have been thinking
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about giving the puppies away.
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- No!
- Mainly your mother.
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Is that what we do
in this family?
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When someone becomes
an inconvenience,
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we just get rid of them?
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Hello?
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Is anybody there?
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Aw...
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All right, we'll give
the dogs one more chance.
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As long as the puppies
don't do anything else wrong,
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they stay.
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On a completely unrelated topic
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I'm having a very, very
important dinner party tonight.
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Splendid. Who's coming?
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Reverend Lovejoy,
your old Army drill sergeant,
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and the regional director
of the I.R.S.
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Just lovely, Marge.
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The whole town will hear
what a perfect evening this was.
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How nothing at all went wrong.
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Simpson, this evening
has gone so flawlessly,
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I'm gonna forget that
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you were mistakenly let
out of the army a month early.
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I'm so impressed
by this problem-free evening
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that there's no need
for that audit.
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A toast to the Simpsons.
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And to the delectable turkey...
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That's walking
around the table?!
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Dear Lord, it's a demon bird!
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Simpson, see you at reveille
0500 tomorrow.
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See you at the I.R.S.
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See you in hell.
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From heaven.
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Well, we sure could use
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a pooch to guard the flock
at the Flanderosa.
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It would be nice
to have some companionship
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when Mother goes out on dates.
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We could use a new pet
over at the home,
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seeing how we accidently
killed that smart-mouthed bird.
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They don't like being broken up.
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We've got to be realistic, kids.
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Who's going to have
a big enough heart
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to take care of 25 puppies?
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And I know the little
fellows will love romping around
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my many acres,
chasing my many cars,
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drinking from my many toilets.
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Who wouldn't?
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Mom, don't give
the puppies to him.
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He'll be mean to them.
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She's right, Homer.
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There's something about
his face I don't trust.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Burns,
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but you can't have these dogs.
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Am I fired?
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Of course not.
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They're your pets.
You can do as you wish.
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Good day, everyone.
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My, he certainly took that well.
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A little too well,
if you ask me.
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I'm sure he's plotting
some brilliant scheme
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to get those puppies.
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There you go.
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There you go.
You, too.
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Honestly, sir,
you just don't put the effort
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into your schemes
that you used to.
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Er, don't worry, folks.
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We'll find your wallet.
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Dogs!
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Chief, you're
getting powdered sugar
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all over my floor.
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No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
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00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,325
I'm...
dusting for prints.
265
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,179
We don't have to wait
for the cops.
266
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,430
Who can track the puppies better
267
00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,956
than their own mom and dad?
268
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,791
Let's go find your babies.
269
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:40,004
Dinner's on, dogs!
270
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:44,133
I'm sorry, kids.
271
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,552
I don't think we're ever going
to find your greyhounds.
272
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:50,806
Maybe Mr. Burns will sell you
one of the 25 he got last night.
273
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,531
Who knows what horrible things
he's doing
274
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,366
to those innocent
little puppies?
275
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,793
There.
276
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,503
Now, wasn't that heavenly?
277
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,464
Don't you feel better too?
278
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,051
He's giving them a bath.
279
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,469
There you are.
280
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,596
There you go, little fella.
281
00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,056
And you.
282
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:36,977
Smithers, look.
283
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,355
He's standing up.
284
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,981
I've never seen
anything so adorable.
285
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,108
You know who it reminds me of?
286
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,109
- Benji?
- No.
287
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,236
- Lassie?
- No, no, no.
288
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,947
A person.
You know who I mean.
289
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,740
Snoop Doggy Dog?
Bob Barker?
290
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,367
David Brenner?
291
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:55,329
No. No. The person who's
always standing and walking.
292
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,413
Rory Calhoun?
293
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,457
That's it.
294
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,292
You stay with me.
295
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,586
You're the pick of the litter.
296
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,175
Maybe we were wrong
about Burns on this one.
297
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,806
Are you sure you want
to go through with this, sir?
298
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,725
You do have a very full
wardrobe as it is.
299
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,354
Yes... but not completely full.
300
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,772
For you see...
301
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,984
♪ Some men hunt for sport ♪
302
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,319
♪ Others hunt for food ♪
303
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:32,908
♪ The only thing
I'm hunting for ♪
304
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:38,497
♪ Is an outfit
that looks good ♪
305
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:45,295
♪ See my... vest ♪
306
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,964
♪ See my vest
made from real ♪
307
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,090
♪ Gorilla chest ♪
308
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,175
♪ Feel this sweater ♪
309
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,302
♪ There's no better
than authentic Irish Setter ♪
310
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,179
♪ See this hat,
t'was my cat ♪
311
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,515
♪ My evening wear,
vampire bat ♪
312
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,392
♪ These white slippers ♪
313
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,352
♪ Are albino
African endangered rhino ♪
314
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,354
♪ Grizzly bear underwear ♪
315
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,398
♪ Turtles' necks,
I've got my share ♪
316
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:08,193
♪ Beret of poodle,
on my noodle, it shall rest ♪
317
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,029
♪ Try my red robin suit ♪
318
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,448
♪ It comes one breast or two ♪
319
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,449
♪ See my vest ♪
320
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,742
♪ See my vest ♪
321
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,785
♪ See my vest ♪
322
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,583
♪ Like my... ♪
323
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,044
♪ Loafers, former gophers ♪
324
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,337
♪ It was that or skin
my chauffeurs ♪
325
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,924
♪ But a greyhound fur tuxedo
would be best ♪
326
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,760
♪ So let's prepare
these dogs... ♪
327
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,344
♪ Kill two
for matching clogs ♪
328
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,013
♪ See my vest ♪
329
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,890
♪ See my vest ♪
330
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:44,563
♪ Please,
won't you see my vest ♪
331
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,900
- I really like the vest.
- I gathered. Yeah.
332
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:51,195
He's going to make
a tuxedo out of our puppies.
333
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,656
Bart!
334
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,241
Sorry. You got
to admit, it's catchy.
335
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,826
Come on, Smithers.
336
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,953
Let's go finish
the little flea circuses off
337
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,956
except for "Little Monty,"
of course.
338
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,795
We got to get
the dogs out of there.
339
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,591
- Shh!
- Hush, puppies!
340
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,176
We got to get you out of here.
341
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,268
I know. The window.
342
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,354
No, Bart!
What are you doing?
343
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,623
Dogs always land on their feet.
344
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,940
That's cats.
345
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,316
No. It's dogs.
I'll prove it.
346
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,239
Best two out of three.
347
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,449
Bart, look.
348
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,952
A laundry chute.
349
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,036
Okay, guys.
Let's move.
350
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,547
Come on. Come on.
351
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,630
I got an idea.
352
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,184
Sorry, Monty
353
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,395
but you're too big
for this ride.
354
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,945
- Quick!
- Let's get the...
355
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:16,405
Going somewhere?
356
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,656
That's impossible.
357
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,366
How did you get here first?
358
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,827
There'll be plenty of time
for explanations later.
359
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,913
Right now, I'll be taking
my puppies back.
360
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,165
But they're ours.
361
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,666
You stole them from us.
362
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,585
Here's a phone.
363
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,919
Call somebody who cares.
364
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,548
Now, if you'll excuse us,
children,
365
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:39,011
the pups have a date
with a fashion knife.
366
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,639
There. Now you don't know
which one's little Monty.
367
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,826
I guess if you don't want
him to be part of your tuxedo,
368
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,477
you have to let
the other dogs go, too.
369
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,478
Nice try.
370
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,189
Come on, Little Monty.
371
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,441
Stand up.
372
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,650
Come on. Stand up.
373
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,152
Do your trick.
374
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,653
- No. Don't.
- No.
375
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,006
- Stay down, Little Monty.
- Stay down.
376
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,310
- Don't get up.
- Stay down, boy.
377
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,534
Excellent.
378
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,251
Now, it's...
379
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,087
simply a matter of bending down
380
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,715
and picking up the one
and only...
381
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,677
This can't be happening.
382
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,262
They're all standing.
383
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,681
I can't tell them apart.
384
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,017
Well, all right, you win.
385
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,187
- I'll have to kill them all.
- No!
386
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,067
But they're
so wretchedly adorable.
387
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,653
25 little Rory Calhouns.
388
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,863
I can't do it...
389
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,115
But I can kill you.
390
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,536
No. I can't kill you either.
391
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,829
Look at you.
392
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,083
Standing there on your hind legs
393
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,627
like a couple of Rory Calhouns.
394
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,008
Well, Mr. Burns, I hope
you've realized the folly
395
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,092
of killing innocent
animals for fashion.
396
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,135
I have, I have!
397
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,428
I swear I'll never wear
398
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:04,930
any clothing
made from an animal...
399
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,724
that can do an amusing trick.
400
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,311
Another victory for Montgomery
Burns's champion greyhound.
401
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,939
25 dogs, 25 world champions,
402
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,291
which, so far,
have earned their owner
403
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:17,693
over ten million dollars.
404
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,256
I'll bet whoever gave him those dogs
is kicking themselves now.
405
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,534
Homer!
For the love of God, no!
406
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:30,247
Marge, you know
that batting this light bulb
407
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,873
is the only thing
that cheers me up
408
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,127
after giving away those
million-dollar greyhounds.
409
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,837
D'
410
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,512
♪♪
411
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:29,805
Shh!
412
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:36,271
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