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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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And now, to top off
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our most propane explosion-free
science week ever,
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our grand finale: the launching
of a weather balloon.
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Go, weather balloon!
Hurrah for science! Whoo!
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Hurrah for science? Whoo?
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Well, I can't say
I approve of the whoo,
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but the hurrah
was quite heartening.
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Release the balloon.
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No!
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I don't think
I really captured the eyes.
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Bart, if you have a failing,
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it's that you're
always demanding perfection.
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If you have a failing.
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Whoever brings down that balloon
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doesn't have to learn fractions!
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Careful, children.
That's my car.
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Ha ha!
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Destroy that balloon.
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Aye.
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Tango 14, we're being fired at.
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I'm getting an exact I.D.
on the bogey now.
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Iraqis again.
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Launching sidewinder missile.
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Missed him.
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Launching second
sidewinder missile.
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This is what happens
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when you cut money
out of the military
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and put it into health care!
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It's a good program!
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Just give it a chance.
That's all I ask!
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It won't come down for months.
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Curse the man
who invented helium.
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Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar
Janssen.
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Now to find out who did this.
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Bart, empty your pockets.
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Empty my pockets, you say?
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Well, certainly, but I fail
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to see how...
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Blueprints of the dummy,
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notarized photos
of you making the dummy,
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and an alternate wording
for the banner... Buttzilla.
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Race you to Utah, Milhouse.
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Okay.
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I am going to punish you
for this, Bart.
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And it won't just be
a simple caning this time.
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Because you have impeded
science,
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you must now aid science.
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Yes. Starting tomorrow,
you will assist me
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with my amateur astronomy,
taking down coordinates,
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carrying equipment,
and so forth.
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4:30 in the morning.
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There's a 4:30
in the morning now?
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Top of the hour,
time for the morning news.
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But of course,
there is no news yet.
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Everyone's still asleep
in their comfy, comfy beds.
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Good night, everybody.
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Mom, will you make me breakfast?
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There's a stuffed pepper in
the trash from last night.
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Just rinse it good.
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Come home, Lassie!
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Here, boy!
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Come on, girl!
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Attaboy!
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It's still dark.
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Better use the generator.
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There's nothing
more exciting than science.
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You get all the fun
of sitting still,
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being quiet,
writing down numbers,
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paying attention.
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Science has it all.
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Is that the telescope we're
gonna be looking through?
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Yes, but you won't
be looking through it.
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I forbid it.
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But you don't need a telescope
to enjoy astronomy, Bart.
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There are all the constellations
you've heard so much about.
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There's Orion, the Swan,
the Chariot Race.
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Why don't they look anything
like their names?
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Well, you do have
to use your imagination.
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Look, there's
the three wise men.
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Who names these things, anyway?
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Whoever discovers them.
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I've been hoping
I could find something
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that would be named after me.
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And you've never found anything?
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Once, but by the time
I got to a phone
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my discovery
had already been reported
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by Principal Kahoutek.
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I got back at him, though.
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Him and that little boy of his.
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Anyway, that's why I always keep
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a cellular phone next to me.
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Now, this morning,
we're gonna be mapping
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a small square of sky
that's thought to be empty.
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It's my hope that it's not.
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So, what am I supposed
to do exactly?
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Just write down my findings
as I give them to you.
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Six hours,
19 minutes right ascension
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14 degrees,
22 minutes declination...
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No sighting.
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Six hours, 19 minutes,
right ascension,
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14 degrees,
23 minutes declination...
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No sighting.
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Six hours, 19 minutes
right ascension,
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14 degrees,
58 minutes declination...
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No sighting.
Did you get that one, Bart?
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- Hell, no.
- Good.
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My stars!
Give me the phone quick!
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Check out 6-19-14-59.
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No. No, there's no need
for that.
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It's already named after me.
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It's getting pretty close
to the ground.
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Maybe I can catch it.
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Don't touch the telescope, Bart.
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Even a slight change
in elevation
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can destroy
a whole morning's work.
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Whoo! All hands on deck!
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Pirates off the port bow!
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Hey.
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Observatory?
This is Bart Simpson.
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I see something in the sky
at 4-12-8
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and the last number is seven.
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Got you, my rumpy doppelganger.
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I've got it. Hey...
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What are you doing?
Give me that phone.
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Congratulations, Bart.
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You've just discovered a comet.
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No!
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No!
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No!
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And then I sped away
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without anyone seeing
my license plate.
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Sounds like you had
a good day today, Dad.
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Yeah, except I forgot
to go to work.
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What did you do today, Bart?
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What didn't I do?
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"Boy discovers comet."
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What?
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"A young Springfieldianite
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"has discovered a new comet
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to be known as
the Bart Simpson comet."
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Honey, I'm so proud of you.
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But then, you've always
been proud of me.
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Yes.
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Won't you join us, Bart?
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I guess so.
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As the first student
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at Springfield Elementary
to discover a comet,
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we're very proud
to make you a member
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of our very select group.
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Welcome to Super Friends.
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Welcome, super friend.
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I am called Ham,
since I enjoy ham radio.
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This is E-mail,
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Cosine,
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Report Card,
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Database,
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and Lisa.
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Your nickname will be Cosmos.
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Well, I'm done eating.
Good-bye.
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Good-bye, Cosmos.
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Bye-bye.
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Perhaps some night you
could show us your comet.
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There it is right there.
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I make it a point
never to turn my head
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unless I expect
to see something, Bart.
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Naturally, we can't see
your comet in broad daylight,
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and without a telescope.
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But you don't need
a stupid telescope.
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It's right there.
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No, no, no.
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This isn't right at all.
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It must be coming toward us
at a fantastic speed.
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Don't you realize what's happening, Bart?
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Your comet is gonna
collide with the earth,
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and every living thing
in its path will be killed.
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I knew you'd try
to find something wrong
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with my comet, Lisa.
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You've always been
petty and small,
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right from the beginning.
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We must alert
the proper authorities.
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To the observatory!
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We are the Super Friends!
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Hey, shut up.
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Dear God!
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Warren, we've talked about you
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hogging the eyepiece.
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Sounds like
the doomsday whistle.
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Ain't been blown
for nigh on to three years.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Trouble a-brewing.
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Fellow citizens,
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when I learned
about the impending crisis,
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I caught the very next plane
to Springfeld... Field.
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First of all, yes,
there is a comet in the sky,
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and, yes, it is going
to hit Springfield.
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You, don't need to applaud that.
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Now, here's what we think
the impact might look like.
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Show them, Jerry.
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Dear God, no!
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Fortunately, we have a plan.
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- Professor Frink.
- Good evening, ladies and...
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Quit stalling!
What's the plan?
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All right, just take your seat.
Just take your seat.
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Now, working with former
Carter administration officials
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and military men who were
forced into early retirement
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for various reasons which we
won't go into here,
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we have planned
this defense for the city.
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As the comet hurtles
toward the city
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our rocket will intercept it
and blow it to smithereens. Hey!
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Dear God, no!
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And that will be the end
of our Mr. Comet.
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Yay! We're saved!
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Will you all stop worrying
about that stupid comet?
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It's going to be destroyed.
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Didn't you hear what the guy
in the building said?
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- But Dad, don't you think...
- Lisa.
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The whole reason we
have elected officials
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is so we don't have
to think all the time.
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Just like that rain forest
scare a few years back.
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Our officials saw
there was a problem
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and they fixed it, didn't they?
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No, Dad, I don't think...
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There's that word again.
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Homer, what if this
doesn't work?
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Well, then,
I have a backup plan.
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See, while the unprepared
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are still sitting around
twiddling their thumbs
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and going...
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Dad, the plan!
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I'm getting to that.
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So, anyway, they're going...
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- Dad!
- So, anyway, we get in our car
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and take the bridge out of town,
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while all the while,
they're still going...
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Dad, they're firing the rocket!
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All right!
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It blew up the bridge!
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We're doomed!
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It's times like this
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I wish I were a religious man.
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It's all over, people!
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We don't have a prayer!
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And like Icarus,
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the rocket foolishly soared
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too high and lost control of
its servo-guidance mechanism
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leaving us with some...
six hours to live.
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So, let's go live now
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to the charred remains
of the only bridge out of town
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with Arnie Pie
and Arnie in the Sky.
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With the bridge gone
and the airport
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unfortunately on the other
side of the bridge,
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a number of citizens
are attempting
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to jump the gorge
with their cars.
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It's a silent testament
to the "Never give up
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and never think things out"
spirit of our citizens.
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With our utter
annihilation imminent,
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our federal government
has snapped into action.
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We go live now, via satellite,
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to the floor of the
United States congress.
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Then it is unanimous, we are
going to approve the bill
263
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to evacuate the town
of Springfield
264
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,554
in the great state of...
265
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,889
Wait a second, I want to tack on
a rider to that bill.
266
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,309
$30 million of taxpayer money
to support the perverted arts.
267
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:16,605
All in favor of the amended
Springfield/pervert bill?
268
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,192
Bill defeated.
269
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,319
I've said it before,
and I'll say it again:
270
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,114
Democracy simply doesn't work.
271
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,574
Now, over the years,
272
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,284
a newsman learns
a number of things
273
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,829
that for one reason or another,
he just cannot report.
274
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,112
It doesn't seem to matter now,
275
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:35,749
so the following people are gay:
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00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:38,419
Turn it off.
277
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,837
Just a second.
278
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,218
What's everyone
so worked up about?
279
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,679
So there's a comet.
Big deal.
280
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:51,015
It'll burn up in our atmosphere,
and what's ever left
281
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,892
will be no bigger
than a Chihuahua's head.
282
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,852
Wow, Dad, maybe you're right.
283
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:56,437
Of course I'm right.
284
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,771
If I'm not, may we all be
285
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,565
horribly crushed
from above somehow.
286
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,111
Okay, if you're
that worried about it,
287
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:06,655
let's go down
to the bomb shelter.
288
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,240
We have a bomb shelter?
289
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,993
Homer Simpson takes
care of his family.
290
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,497
Flanders, open up!
291
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,499
Hi-dee-ho-a-rooney, neighbor.
292
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,501
- What can I do you for?
- Get out of there.
293
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,379
- My family needs to use your bomb shelter.
- Homer!
294
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,298
I kind of figured
this might happen,
295
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,884
so I built the shelter
big enough for both our families.
296
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:27,885
No deal. Out.
297
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,178
Get in the shelter, Homer.
298
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:56,914
One more hour.
299
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,248
An hour?
300
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,167
I can't wait another hour.
301
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,710
What's keeping
that stupid comet?
302
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,004
There it is.
303
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,427
Well, howdely-doodely, neighbors.
304
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,097
Shouldn't you be in
your shelterinis by now?
305
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,140
We haven't got shelterinis.
306
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,558
We want in yours.
307
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,227
Well, sorry.
308
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,520
The shelter's kind of full.
309
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:21,563
Really?
310
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,416
Well, we'll just go off
someplace and die then.
311
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,525
Thanks.
312
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,946
Wait!
313
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,799
You know, I may regret this
when our air runs out
314
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,283
and we can't whistle
or stay alive, but...
315
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,702
What the hey.
316
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,917
I can't... get the...
317
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,962
I can't get the door closed.
318
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,880
Somebody's going
to have to get out.
319
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,550
I'd get out,
but I don't know where I am.
320
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:52,094
Hey, somebody's touching me.
321
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,013
- I am.
- Okay.
322
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,724
Okay, okay, let's figure out
who should stay.
323
00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,769
Let's see. The world
of the future will need laughter,
324
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,229
so I'm in.
325
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,356
And they'll need somebody
to dispense drinks...
326
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,774
I.E., me.
327
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,485
And someone will have
to run the power.
328
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,569
You can do that, Homer.
329
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,572
Yeah.
330
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,240
I can do that.
331
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,328
Okay, let's start again.
332
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,914
We'll need laughter,
religious enlightenment,
333
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,208
gossip...
That's Mrs. Lovejoy.
334
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,211
Wait a minute, we all know the one thing
we won't need in the future...
335
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,047
Left-handed stores.
336
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,465
That's you, Flanders.
337
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,634
I'm terribly sorry.
338
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,262
Flanders is the only
useless person here.
339
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,806
If anyone dies,
it should be him.
340
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,183
I'm sorry.
341
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,851
Please forgive me.
342
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,394
So let's kick Flanders out.
343
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,478
Sorry.
344
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,274
Well, sir, sounds fair.
345
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,692
Toodle-oo, everybody.
346
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,319
I'll scream when
the comet gets here.
347
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,820
I'm coming with you, Neddy.
348
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,072
No, sweetheart.
349
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,241
You... You stay
here because...
350
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,285
Okay.
351
00:17:58,368 --> 00:17:59,745
I might go mad with fear
out there,
352
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:02,790
so, Todd, I want you
to shoot Daddy
353
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,417
if he tries to get back in.
354
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,252
Okay, Dad.
355
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,253
Okay.
356
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:12,633
♪ Que sera, sera ♪
357
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:18,639
♪ Whatever will be, will be ♪
358
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:23,185
♪ The future's
not ours to see... ♪
359
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,689
Hey, I got an idea.
360
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,109
We can play a game
to pass the time.
361
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,653
I'll make the sound
of a barnyard animal,
362
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,197
and you all try
to guess what it is.
363
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,454
- It's a pig.
- It's a cow, man.
364
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,414
- It's a pony.
- No, it's a goat.
365
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,125
You know,
one of them lady goats.
366
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,919
There are no lady goats.
A lady goat is a sheep.
367
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,088
- I believe she's right.
- You're crazy.
368
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,090
- Arr! What's it to you?
- What's it to me?
369
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:56,468
It's a pony.
370
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,138
Stop it! Stop it!
371
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,682
Can't you see this
barnyard noise guessing game
372
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,809
is tearing us apart?
373
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,104
♪ Que sera, sera ♪
374
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,816
♪ Whatever will be,
will be... ♪
375
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,777
Say, Moe, was it a duck?
376
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,868
No, no! Shut up! Shut up!
377
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,828
Stop it, stop it!
378
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,663
I can't take this anymore.
379
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,000
I can't let that brave man
out there die alone.
380
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,003
I'm surprised and disgusted
by all of you.
381
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,380
Especially his children.
382
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,798
I'm going out there.
383
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,093
And it was a baby ox.
384
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,386
He's right, you know.
385
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,387
About the ox?
386
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,972
About everything, damn it!
387
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:43,055
Hey, Homer, wait up.
388
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,434
I want to die too.
389
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,436
- If you are going, I am going.
- Me too.
390
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,688
I'm outta here. Make way.
391
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,317
Radio reception in there sucked.
392
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,572
♪ When I was just
a little girl ♪
393
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,491
♪ I asked my mother ♪
394
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,995
♪ What will I be? ♪
395
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:10,626
♪ Will I be pretty,
will I be rich? ♪
396
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:15,547
♪ Here's what she said to me ♪
397
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:19,968
♪ Que sera, sera ♪
398
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,638
♪ Whatever will be ♪
399
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,307
♪ Will be ♪
400
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:30,437
♪ The future's not ours
to see ♪
401
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,397
♪ Que sera... ♪
402
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,815
Run!
403
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,491
- Look!
- It's breaking up!
404
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,589
Cool.
405
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:58,924
We're saved.
406
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,761
Sure makes you appreciate
407
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,680
the preciousness of life.
408
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,475
Let's go burn down
the observatory
409
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,185
so this'll never happen again.
410
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,399
I can't believe that extra-thick
layer of pollution
411
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,025
that I've actually
picketed against
412
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,986
is what burned up the comet.
413
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,821
What's really amazing
414
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:24,574
is that this is exactly
what Dad said would happen.
415
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,785
Yeah. Dad was right.
416
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,161
I know, kids.
417
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,871
I'm scared too.
418
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,509
♪♪
419
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,303
Shh.
420
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:33,435
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