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Hello once again.
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As usual, I must warn you all
that this year's Halloween show
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is very, very scary,
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and those of you
with young children
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may want to send them
off to bed...
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My. It seems
the show is so scary
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that congress
won't even let us show it.
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Instead, they've suggested
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the 1947 classic
Glenn Ford movie
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"200 Miles to Oregon."
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♪♪
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There's nothing wrong
with your television set.
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Do not attempt
to adjust your picture.
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We are controlling
the transmission.
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What's that, boy?
We're in control?
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Hey, look... I can see my voice.
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Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub.
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This... is my voice...
on TV.
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Dad! You're ruining
the mood.
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Sorry.
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For the next half hour,
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we will control
what you see and hear.
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You are about to experience
the terror and foul horror
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of The Simpsons'
Halloween Special.
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Well, it was a long trip,
but we're almost there.
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Homer, did you remember to lock
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the front door of the house?
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D'
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Well, it's been two long trips
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but we're finally
almost there again.
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When you locked the front door,
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did you remember to lock
the back door?
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D'D'
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No!
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We left Grampa
back at the gas station.
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What about Grampa?
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- Hi. We're here.
- We made it.
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Goody. The sea monkeys
I ordered have arrived.
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Look at them cavort and caper.
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Sir, they're the new
winter caretakers for the lodge.
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Yes, they work hard
and they play hard.
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This house has quite a long
and colorful history.
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It was built on an ancient
Indian burial ground
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and was the setting of
satanic rituals, witch-burnings
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and five John Denver
Christmas specials.
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John Denver.
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That's odd.
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Usually the blood
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gets off at the second floor.
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Hey, I found a shortcut
through your hedge maze.
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Why, you little...
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No, go easy on the wee one.
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His father's gonna go crazy
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and chop them all into haggis.
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What's haggis?
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Boy, you read my thoughts.
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You've got the shinning.
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You mean "shining."
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Shh! You want to get sued?
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Now look, boy,
if your Dad goes gaga,
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you just use that shin
of yours to call me
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and I'll come a-running.
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But don't be reading my mind
between 4:00 and 5:00.
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That's Willie's time.
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Yes, by cutting off cable TV
and the beer supply,
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I can ensure an honest winter's
work out of those lowlifes.
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Sir, did you ever stop to think
that maybe it was doing this
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that caused the previous
caretakers to go insane
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and murder their families?
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Perhaps.
Tell you what:
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we come back and everyone's
slaughtered,
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I owe you a Coke.
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Cable's out.
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Think I'll have a beer.
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Not a drop in the house.
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What do you know?
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Homer, I'm impressed.
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You're taking this quite well.
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I'll kill you!
I'll kill all of you!
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- Homer!
- Sorry, sorry.
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Don't worry.
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There's plenty I can do
to keep myself occupied.
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Maybe I'll check out
that ax collection.
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See you later.
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Mom, is Dad going to kill us?
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We're just gonna have
to wait and see.
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So, what will it be, Homer?
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Moe! Give me a beer.
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No, not unless you
kill your family.
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Why should I kill my family?
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They'd be much
happier as ghosts.
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You don't look so happy.
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I'm happy!
I'm very happy.
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La-la-la-la-la. See?
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Now waste your family.
I'll give you a beer.
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Homer?
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Homey?
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What he's typed will be
a window into his madness.
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"Feelin' fine."
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Wow, that's a relief.
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Oooooh...
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This is less encouraging.
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Hello!
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So, what do you think, Marge?
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All I need is a title.
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I was thinking along the lines
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of "no TV and no beer make
Homer something something."
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Go crazy?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Stay away from me, Homer.
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Give me the bat, Marge.
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Give me the bat.
Give me the bat.
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Come on, give me the bat.
Give me the bat-bat-boo!
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Scaredy-cat.
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You stay here
till you're no longer insane.
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Chili would be good tonight.
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Homer, it's Moe.
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Look, some of the ghouls and I
are a little concerned
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the project isn't
moving forward.
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Can't murder now... eating.
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Aw, for crying out loud,
come on.
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No!
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Here's Johnny!
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D'
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David Letterman!
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Hi, David.
I'm Grampa.
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D'
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I'm Mike Wallace,
I'm Morley Safer
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and I'm Ed Bradley.
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All this and Andy Rooney
tonight on "60 Minutes."
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Hello, police?
This is Marge Simpson.
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My husband is on
a murderous rampage. Over.
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Well, thank God that's over.
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I was worried
there for a second.
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No answer.
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Don't worry, Mom.
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I can use my... shinning
to call Willie.
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And that was the first time
she'd ever flown a plane.
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The little fat boy
and his family are in trouble.
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I'm coming to rescue
the lot of you.
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All right, loony,
show me what you got.
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Is that the best you can do?
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My, I hope that rug
was Scotchgarded.
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Must kill family.
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The troops had been given rifles
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but no ammunition.
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Dad, look!
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Television!
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Teacher, mother, secret lover.
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Urge to kill fading...
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fading... fading.
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Rising. Fading.
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Fading.
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Gone.
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Come, family.
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Sit in the snow with Daddy
and let us all bask
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in television's warm,
glowing, warming glow.
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Live from Broadway
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it's the Tony Awards
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with your hosts
Tyne Daly and Hal Linden.
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Homer, change channel.
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Can't... frozen.
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♪ One... ♪
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♪ Chorus line of people ♪
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Urge to kill rising.
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You know, Marge,
I've had my share of troubles,
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but sitting here now with you
and the kids in our cozy home
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in this beautiful, free country,
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it just makes me feel
that I'm really a lucky guy.
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Dad! Your hand is jammed
in the toaster!
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Get it off!
Get it off!
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Get this off of me!
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Ooh!
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Hoo!
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Dad! It's in there again!
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This shouldn't be
too hard to fix
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with the right tools.
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There.
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Better than new.
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Now to take her
for a test toast.
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What the...
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Look at that. I'm the first
non-Brazilian person
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to travel backwards
through time.
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Correction, Homer.
You're the second.
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That's right,
Mr. Peabody.
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Quiet, you.
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I've gone back to the time
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when dinosaurs weren't
just confined to zoos.
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Okay, don't panic.
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Remember the advice your father
gave you on your wedding day.
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If you ever travel back in time,
don't step on anything
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because even the tiniest change
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can alter the future
in ways you can't imagine.
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Fine. As long as I
stand perfectly still
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and don't touch anything,
I won't destroy the future.
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Stupid bug!
You go squish now.
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But that was just one little
insignificant mosquito.
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That can't change
the future, right?
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Right?
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I'm back.
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Aw, my loving family.
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Nothing's changed.
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Hidely-ho, slaverinos.
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Okely-dokely.
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Hey, what the hell is that
geek Flanders doing on TV?
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I see by the big board
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we got a negative Nellie
in sector two.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
ask the whole family
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to kinda freeze and
prepare for re-neducation.
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Don't you remember, Dad?
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Flanders is the unquestioned
lord and master of the world.
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D'
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Okay, everybody,
let's see some big smiles.
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Just relax and let
the hooks do their work.
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What the hell
are you smiling at?
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Now, in case all that smiling
didn't cheer you up
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there's one thing
that never fails...
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A nice glass of warm milk,
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a little nap and
a total frontal lobotomy.
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It's not so bad, Homer.
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They go in through your nose
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and they let you keep
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the piece of brain they cut out.
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Look. Whoo, hello.
Hello there.
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Who's that big man there?
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Who's that?
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Join us, Father.
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It's bliss.
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No!
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No, they're gaining on me.
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Wait! I have an idea.
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These wieners will give me
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the quick energy
I need to escape.
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I got to go back.
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Fix future.
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This time I'm not gonna
touch a thing.
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Ooh! Ooh! Mustn't crush,
mustn't kill.
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Made it.
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I wish, I wish
I hadn't killed that fish.
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Hey, where is everybody?
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Hey, there's a bug
that looks like Dad.
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Let's kill it.
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Okay.
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Choo!
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This is gonna cost me.
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D'
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I mean, hey...
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Good morning, Father dear.
Hope you're well.
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Are we taking the new Lexus
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to Aunt Patty and Selma's
funeral today?
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Fabulous house,
well-behaved kids
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Sisters-in-law dead,
luxury sedan...
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Whoo-hoo! I hit the jackpot!
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Marge dear, would you
kindly pass me a doughnut?
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Doughnut? What's a doughnut?
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It's raining again.
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You're still not
in your own world, Homer.
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I can get you home,
but you have to do exactly as...
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This is indeed
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a disturbing universe.
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Don't touch anything?!
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I'll touch whatever I feel like!
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Foolish Earthling.
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00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,740
Totally unprepared
for the effects
265
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,991
of time travel.
266
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:23,589
What happened to us, Kodos?
267
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:24,757
Quiet, you.
268
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,725
Good morning, dear.
269
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,119
What's my name?
What color is the sky?
270
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,395
What of doughnuts? What?!
271
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,023
For the love of God, tell me!
272
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,524
Homer, the sky is blue.
273
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,151
Doughnuts are plentiful.
274
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,028
Friday is
T.G.I.F. night on ABC.
275
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,655
What's gotten into you?
276
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:48,781
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
277
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:49,864
Let's just eat.
278
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,749
Close enough.
279
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,802
Hey, everybody.
280
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,637
Let's all turn
our desks backwards
281
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,639
before Mrs. Krabappel shows up.
282
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,807
- Yeah!
- Great idea.
283
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,646
All right, backwards boy
284
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,564
back your butt
down to detention.
285
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,318
Over here, Simpson.
286
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,278
The detention room
is dangerously overcrowded,
287
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:30,131
so you'll be serving your time
in the cafeteria.
288
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,281
Oxygen running out.
289
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,759
Yes, you should have
thought of that
290
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,702
before you made
that paper airplane.
291
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,621
This overcrowding in detention
292
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,039
is becoming critical.
293
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,483
It's a powder keg
waiting to go off
294
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,376
in an explosion of
unacceptable behavior.
295
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,294
Don't bitch to me, boss man.
296
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,563
Thanks to the latest
budget cuts,
297
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,007
I'm down to using
grade "F" meat.
298
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,968
Wouldn't it be wonderful
299
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:52,445
if there was a common solution
to both our problems?
300
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,846
That would be great.
301
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,514
Hey, Bart, watch this.
302
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,101
- Drats!
- No!
303
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,978
My favorite outfit.
304
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,690
Jimbo, this is by far
the worst...
305
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,947
Jimbo, why don't you assist
lunch lady Doris in the kitchen?
306
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,783
- Bite me, Skinner.
- Well, might we.
307
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,994
It's hard for me
to clean this giant pot
308
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,121
when you keep spilling
meat tenderizer all over me.
309
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,625
Great. Now I got to work
in the dark.
310
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,885
This sandwich tastes
so young and impudent.
311
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,928
Seymour, what's
with the good grub?
312
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,639
Well, perhaps I ought to
let you folks in on a secret.
313
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,683
You remember me
telling Jimbo Jones
314
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,144
that I'd make something of him
one day?
315
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,272
Are you saying you killed Jimbo,
316
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,524
processed his carcass
and served him for lunch?
317
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,026
Ha!
318
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,201
I wonder where Jimbo is today.
319
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,344
He should have beaten us up
320
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,079
for our lunch money an hour ago.
321
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,413
Frau lunch lady.
322
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,332
Please to have
another sloppy Jimbo.
323
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:04,625
Das ist gut, nein?
324
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,628
That's your third helping,
young man.
325
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,171
It's making you fat and soft...
326
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,715
and tender.
327
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,468
You just cut
in line, didn't you?
328
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:17,471
- Report to detention, Uter.
- For how long?
329
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,973
About seven minutes
a pound should do it.
330
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,773
Okay, I got your
German grub right here.
331
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:31,193
Bart, does it strike you as odd
that Uter disappeared
332
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:34,279
and suddenly they're serving us
this mysterious food
333
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,656
called "Uterbraten"?
334
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,491
Relax, kids.
335
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,452
I've got a gut feeling
Uter's around here somewhere.
336
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,998
After all, isn't there
a little Uter in all of us?
337
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:52,381
In fact, you might even say
we just ate Uter
338
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,299
and he's in our stomachs
right now.
339
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,427
Wait. Scratch that one.
340
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,181
Mom! You've got to help.
341
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,268
They're cooking kids
in the school cafeteria.
342
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,353
Listen kids. You're eight
and ten years old now.
343
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,730
I can't be fighting all
your battles for you.
344
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,108
- But, Mom...
- No "buts."
345
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,277
You march right back
to that school
346
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,071
look them in the eye
and say, "don't eat me."
347
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,239
Okay.
348
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,123
Since so many students have been
put on permanent detention...
349
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,669
We've merged everyone
into a single class.
350
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,671
I trust there are no objections.
351
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,971
Detention.
352
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:54,318
Psst! Hey, you guys.
353
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,447
I was just thinking
that any of us could be next.
354
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,741
So what do you say
we make a break for it?
355
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,833
♪♪
356
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,420
Easy there, young man.
357
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,881
You'll only make yourself
tired and stringy.
358
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,759
Now to check on
the free-range children.
359
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,848
Hold on, kids!
360
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,976
I'm coming to rescue
the lot of you.
361
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,770
I'll...!
362
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,271
I'm bad at this.
363
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,279
I'm going to enjoy
devouring you, Bart Simpson.
364
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:44,326
Yes, I believe I'll start,
as you've so often suggested
365
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,912
by eating your shorts.
366
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,301
Don't worry, guys.
367
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,887
Something always
comes along to save us.
368
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,599
Nevertheless, I remain confident
369
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,476
that something will come along
370
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,311
and save the two
Simpson children.
371
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,111
Relax, honey.
372
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,238
You were just having
a crazy nightmare.
373
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,698
You're back with your family now
374
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,075
where there's nothing
to be afraid of,
375
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,036
except that fog
that turns people inside out.
376
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,913
Huh?
377
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,373
It's seeping in.
378
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,500
Stupid, cheap weather stripping.
379
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,344
♪♪
380
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,179
♪ One ♪
381
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,806
♪ Chorus line of people ♪
382
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:51,393
♪ Dancing till
they make us stop ♪
383
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,312
♪ Too ♪
384
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,314
♪ Many dancing people ♪
385
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,942
♪ Covered with blood,
gore and glop ♪
386
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,945
♪ Just one sniff
of that fog ♪
387
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:06,325
♪ And you're inside out ♪
388
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,953
♪ It's worse than that
flesh-eating virus ♪
389
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,957
♪ You've read about ♪
390
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,210
♪ Vital organs, they are
what we're dressed in ♪
391
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:21,298
♪ The family dog is eyeing
Bart's intestine ♪
392
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:25,886
♪ Happy Halloween ♪
393
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,847
♪♪
394
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,103
Get off!
395
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,413
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