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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Well, you're certainly doing
your job today, Mr. Sun.
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Rats.
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And here we have
the world-famous Beatles,
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exactly as they looked
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performing on
"The Ed Sullivan Show."
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I hardly think it's fair
to be charged full price.
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I'm up to my knees in the
original cast of "M.A.S.H."
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♪ Sunshine on my shoulders
makes me happy... ♪
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Homer, my hat goes off to you.
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It's cool in here, boy.
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For the rest of the summer,
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we can live inside
the refrigerator.
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Homer, the fridge wasn't
meant to be used this way.
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Although I must say,
it's certainly refreshing.
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I got the idea when I noticed
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the refrigerator was cold.
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Won't this overload the motor?
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Marge, can you set
the oven to cold?
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Ice cream! Ice cream!
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I'm all out of ice cream!
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It's true, you know.
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Ice cream! Ice cream!
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Fresh out of ice cream!
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Chili! Red hot
Texas-style chili.
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And we got ginger ale.
Boilin' hot Texas style ginger-ale...
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Texas!
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Aw, face it, Bart.
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Our salvation isn't
just going to roll by
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on the back
of some stupid truck.
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Whoa!
I got to replace that window.
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Pool-mobile?!
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Look, Lisa, I snatched
five bathing suits.
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All Martin's.
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Take your best shot.
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I'm wearing 17 layers.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ooh!
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I brought this on myself.
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Okay, little dudes, time's up.
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Everybody out!
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- Time's up?!
- So long, Lis.
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I'm gonna stowaway underwater,
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and go where the pool goes.
Have a good life.
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Sorry, Bart dude.
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We got to fill this
with epsom salts
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and jam it on over
to the old folks' home.
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Well. Same time
tomorrow, Otto?
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Ha ha ha!
No way, man.
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One day of summer is
all we're budgeted for.
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I guess it is kind of a tease.
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Dad.
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Dad!
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Dad!
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Yes, Lisa.
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Dad, as you know,
we've been swimming,
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and we've developed
a taste for it.
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We both agree that
getting our own pool
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is the only way to go.
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Now before you respond,
you must understand
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that your refusal would result
in months and months of...
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Can we have a pool, Dad?!
Can we have a pool, Dad?!
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Can we have a pool, Dad?!
Can we have a pool, Dad?!
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Can we have a pool, Dad?!
Can we...
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I understand.
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Let us celebrate
our new arrangement
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with the adding
of chocolate to milk.
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Over here we have "The Hick Tub"
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The "Insta-rust."
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That's "The Lightning Magnet."
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- That's "The Tinkler."
- Whoo! "The Tinkler."
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I like the sound of that.
We'll take it.
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Is it true should we wait at least
an hour after eating before we go in?
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Look, question lady, this job
is not what I really do, okay?
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I play keyboards.
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All right.
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Everybody in the pool!
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'Tis a fine barn, but sure
'tis no pool, English.
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D'-eth!
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- Is it a pool yet?
- Yes, Dad.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Who could that be?
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Hello,
Mrs., Bart.
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Is your pool ready yet?
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Bart, are all these children
friends of yours?
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Friends and well-wishers, yes.
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- Hey, Bart.
- Hiya, Bart.
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- My buddy Bart.
- Hey, Bart.
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Hello, Mrs. Cumberdale.
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People! People!
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It's time we all discussed
the pool safety rules.
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Jump, Bart, jump!
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Jump, Bart, jump!
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You got it.
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Hey, Bart,
your epidermis is showing!
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It is?
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Ooh.
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Whoa...
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See, epidermis means your hair.
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So, technically it's true.
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That's what makes it so funny.
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Pardon me a moment.
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Ha-ha.
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Hey, Nelson, he's really hurt.
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I think he broke his leg.
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I said, "Ha-ha!"
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Get this kid a magazine.
Stat.
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I'm sorry, that leg's
gonna have to come off.
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Did I say leg?
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I meant that wet bathing suit.
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I'm afraid you'll need a cast
on that broken bone.
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I'm going to miss
the whole summer.
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Don't worry, boy.
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When you get a job like me,
you'll miss every summer.
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Isn't it amazing the same day
you got a pool
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is the same day we realized
we liked you?
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The timing worked out great,
don't you think?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hey, guys, sign my cast?
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Sign my cast?
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Guys?
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Milhouse.
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Hi, Bart.
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Faithful Milhouse.
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You'll spend the long,
hot days by my side,
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won't you?
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I think I lost
my glasses in your pool.
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I better go in and find them.
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But you're wearing your glasses.
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No, I'm not.
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Look, Bart's all alone.
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Maybe I should keep him company,
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at least for a little while.
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- Lisa! Hey, look!
- Boy 2: Watch this!
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Heh heh. Coming.
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Well, it looks like it's
just you and me, Barty boy.
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Great, I get to spend
the summer with my brain.
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What fun can you have
in a pool anyway
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that you can't have in a bathtub
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with a garbage bag
taped around your cast?
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Traitors.
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Go on and have your pool.
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I'm fine by myself right here.
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Ha-ha!
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You know, this isn't so bad.
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I'll just spend the summer
getting better acquainted
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with an old friend
called television.
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Hope you enjoyed that, kids
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'cause Krusty's out of here
for the summer.
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In the meantime,
we'll be running...
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Classic Krusty.
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Enjoy.
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Good evening.
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Tonight my guest is AFL-CIO
chairman, George Meany,
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who will be discussing
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collective bargaining
agreements.
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It's a pleasure
to be here, Krusty.
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Let me be blunt.
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Is there a labor crisis
in America today?
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Well, that depends what
you mean by crisis.
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There's nothing like
rising with the sun
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for a quiet, peaceful dip
in your very own pool.
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Whoo!
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Eww...
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Lisa, the blob has got me.
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Don't touch me,
or he'll get you too.
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Dad, you have to put chlorine
in the water every day
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to keep it clean.
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Chlorine?
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My face is on fire.
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Look.
There's Bart.
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Wave to him.
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Maybe we should spend
more time with Bart.
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He's becoming
isolated and weird.
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I swear I don't know
where the bombs are.
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Only the miners know that.
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Maybe this will loosen your tongue.
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Wha! No!
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Bart?
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Don't turn on that light!
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Sorry, I just came to see
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- how you were feeling.
- I'm fine. Just fine.
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What are you writing here?
A play?
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No.
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Yuh-"Cast of characters:
Viceroy Fizzlebottom
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a hearty cherub
of a man..."
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Give me that.
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It's a work in progress.
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So, how do you like being
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Miss Popularity?
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Well, you know,
it ain't so great.
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Bart, it's the best thing
that ever happened to me
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in my whole life!
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Well, anyway I brought
you a present.
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Look, it's the telescope
I won at the optics festival.
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There was an optics festival,
and I wasn't informed?
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- You go now.
- But...
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Go!
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What have we here?
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"The Lighter Side of Hippies."
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Ha ha! They don't care
whose toes they step on.
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This was a lovely idea, Homie.
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Come here and kiss me.
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Do not be alarmed.
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Continue swimming naked.
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Aw, come on. Continue.
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Come on. Aw...
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All right, Lou. Open fire.
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Wow.
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The universe is so boring.
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I know.
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I'll use this to peer into
Springfield's seamy underbelly.
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It turned out it was
his evil twin.
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Grace, come here.
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There's a sinister-looking kid
I want you to see.
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I'm never ever going to see
anything interesting
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with this stupid piece of junk.
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That came from Flanders' house.
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My God.
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What have I done?
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I've killed her.
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Can't be what it looks like.
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This is Flanders
we're talking about.
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Nah, I'll just watch some TV.
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Now, what you've been
waiting for.
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Another long raga
by Ravi Shanker.
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Shan-kar.
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Shankar. Groovy, man.
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Whoa!
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This can't be what
it looks like.
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There's got to be
some other explanation.
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I wish there was
some other explanation for this.
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But there isn't.
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I'm a murderer.
I'm a murderer.
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Then that's not
the real Ned Flanders.
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I'm a murdiddly-erdler!
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If that's not Flanders,
he's done his homework.
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Daddy, where's Mommy?
We miss her.
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Mommy... had to go away.
She's with God now.
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Yay! Can we go there too?
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Soon enough.
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Yay!
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He's going to kill
Rod and Todd too.
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That's horrible...
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in principle.
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Look, Lisa.
I found this change
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on the bottom of the pool.
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You can have it.
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Thanks, Nelson.
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Somebody took my juice money!
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Lisa, please join my family
for a weekend in the country.
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There'll be hunting, charades,
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and ever so many delightful
romantic misunderstandings.
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They're only using you
for your pool, you know.
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Shut up, brain!
I got friends now.
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I don't need you anymore.
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Duh... Yeah, I'd love
to go to your house.
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My plan has come to fruition.
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Soon I'll be queen
of summertime.
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King. King!
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Dude, Buzz has it
an even wussier kid
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00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,118
has an even better pool
than this.
265
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,961
Hello?
266
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,046
Hey, I'm stuck in here.
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00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,423
I got to think
of a way to get out.
268
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,758
Well, well, well.
269
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,761
Look who's come crawling back.
270
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,806
Listen, Ned Flanders
murdered his wife.
271
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,266
But why?
She's such a fox.
272
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,143
I mean, what's on Fox tonight?
273
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,979
Something ribald, no doubt.
274
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,898
I wish you'd stop spreading
bad rumors about people.
275
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,359
Remember how you got Grampa
tarred and feathered?
276
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,361
Sure. That was
20 minutes ago.
277
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:31,031
Gonna be in the tub for a while.
278
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,450
Bart, I'm really sorry I've
been ignoring you lately.
279
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,911
I got carried away
with being popular,
280
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,997
but now that I'm
unpopular again,
281
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,124
I want you to know
I'm here for you.
282
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,084
You can start making it up
to me right now.
283
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,752
Flanders is leaving the house.
284
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,045
I want you to sneak in there
285
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,964
and bring me back some evidence.
286
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,340
And something sweet for later.
287
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,818
Bart, I'm here for you,
but I'm not gonna
288
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,135
break into somebody's house.
289
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,761
All right.
You're right, you're right.
290
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,513
Let's just forget about that.
Here.
291
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,473
Let me read to you from my play.
292
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,309
"'Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?
293
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,312
Is it St. Swithen's
day already?'"
294
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,189
"'Tis, ' replied
Aunt Helga..."
295
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,525
I'm going, I'm going!
296
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,248
A human head!
297
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,128
Of course.
298
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,758
No. He's back.
Flanders is back.
299
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,134
Lisa, get out of there.
300
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,554
No, Lisa, don't go upstairs.
You'll be trapped!
301
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,559
An axe!
He's got an axe.
302
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,061
I'll save you, Lisa.
303
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,232
I'll save you
by calling the police.
304
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,443
Hello, and welcome to the Springfield
305
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,278
Police Department resc-u-fone.
306
00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:54,073
If you know the name of
the felony being committed,
307
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,574
press 1.
308
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,619
To choose from a list
of felonies, press 2.
309
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,496
If you are being murdered
310
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,939
or are calling
from a rotary phone,
311
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,999
please stay on the line.
312
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,753
You have selected "Regicide."
313
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,254
If you know the name
314
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,632
of the king or queen
being murdered, press 1.
315
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,559
I'll save you, cast or no cast.
316
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,399
Got to save Lisa,
trash can or no trash can.
317
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,408
D'
318
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,082
No.
319
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,416
That sinister-looking kid
320
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,500
is coming to kill me.
321
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,129
Help! Help! Aah!
322
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,882
♪ Mary had a little lamb ♪
323
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:58,554
♪ Little lamb,
little lamb... ♪
324
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,931
No. No...
325
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:06,936
Aah! Aah!
326
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,899
Unh!
327
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,428
It's time to put you away.
328
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,432
Put you away for good.
329
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,394
No!
330
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,191
Ho... what the gumdrops
is going on here?
331
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,775
I came to stop you
from murdering Lisa
332
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,277
like you murdered your wife.
333
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,487
Murdered?
334
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,160
Murdered?
No, I've just been
335
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,328
in the country for a week.
336
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,597
But I distinctly heard you say
337
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,289
that Maude was with God.
338
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,875
That's right.
I was at Bible camp.
339
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,211
I was learning
how to be more judgmental.
340
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,480
But I saw the murder,
and then I saw you bury the corpse
341
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:15,881
in the backyard.
342
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:19,134
All right, it's true.
I am a murderer.
343
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,971
I over-watered Maude's
favorite ficus plant,
344
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,932
I panicked and then
I buried the remains.
345
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,892
I was hoping to replace it
346
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,769
before you got home.
347
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,938
But I heard a woman scream.
348
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,607
Well, now, that I can't explain.
349
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,690
Found it, chief.
350
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,112
Well, I guess that
explains everything.
351
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,281
Not everything.
352
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,741
There's still the little matter
353
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,576
of the whereabouts of your wife.
354
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,994
Um, I'm right here.
355
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,913
I see.
Then everything is wrapped up
356
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,374
in a neat little package.
357
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,918
Really, I mean that.
358
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,337
Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.
359
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,009
More friends! More allies!
360
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,678
More, I say!
361
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,346
Hang those who talk of less!
362
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,807
There's a few inches
over here! Ho!
363
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,857
My precious pool
364
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:19,403
and its lifestyle
accoutrements. No!
365
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:22,238
Out of here.
366
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,495
Ha-ha.
367
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:33,500
The gentle caress
of a summer breeze.
368
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,430
♪ The summer wind ♪
369
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,182
♪ Came blowing in ♪
370
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,810
♪ From across the sea... ♪
371
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,649
♪♪
372
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,366
Shh!
373
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,205
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