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Absolutely not.
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But we're in Europe,
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the birthplace of
the modern rail system.
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It is also the birthplace
of the guillotine.
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You're not playing
with that, either.
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But I'm a college senior
and I know more about trains
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than Richard Trevithick.
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Who?
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He built the first
working steam locomotive.
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I don't care.
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You are not
gallivanting around Europe
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on a train by yourself.
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German children ride trains
by themselves
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all the time.
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When you become
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a German child, we'll talk.
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Richard Trevithick?
How does he know these things?
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Oh, George wrote me a letter.
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Dear Mary,hope you and Sheldon
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are having a great timein Germany.
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So great.
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Got the phone billthe other day.
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It was a whopper.
Oh.
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I figured maybe,instead of calling,
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we should trythe good ol' U.S. mail.
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Everything here is fine.
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A little crowdedsince the tornado,
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but it's bringing us together.
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Missy, I got business
to tend to.
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I'll be out
in a second.
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Is she almost done?
I got to shower.
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There's a line
or a hose out back.
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Take your pick.
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Count of three!
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And our granddaughter isgetting more fun every day.
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Ah-boo.
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What is wrong
with you?
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It was just peek-a-boo.
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You'll be happy to knowyour daughter
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made a new friend. Taylor.
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And they've beenhanging out a ton.
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Where're you going
all dressed up?
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I'm not dressed up, and I'm
going to the mall with Taylor.
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When do I get to meet this girl?
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Soon. Gotta go.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Ooh, she wrote back.
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Saving money already.
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Dear George,
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it was really niceto get your letter.
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It reminds me of whenyou were in Vietnam,
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except this time, I'm the onein a foreign country
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and the enemy is Sheldon.
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The other day, he wanted to
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go riding around Germany,
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by himself, on a train.
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But I put a stop to that.
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Good.
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Shh.
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Your mom's beengoing through a rough patch
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since she lost the house,but she's a strong woman.
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You'd be proud ofhow well she's dealing with it.
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Taking one of your beers.
What are you doing?
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Writing Mary a letter.
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Too cheap for a phone call?
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You know how much
those things cost?
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Tank of gas to say,
"I miss you."
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Besides, this is nice,
writing back and forth,
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kind of like when
I was in the Army.
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Oh, she writing you
back, too, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh.
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What?
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My house blows away,
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I don't even get
a damn postcard.
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Well, you should write her
first. That's what I did.
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Well, I'm not
her cheapskate husband.
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Heads up,
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I might kill your motherbefore you get back.
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Oh, 7:19 to Frankfurt.
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Birthplace of the frankfurter.
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That's a must-see.
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Sheldon,
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can I get you
anything?
No.
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You sure? Cup of tea?
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I'm fine.
Hot chocolate?
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Why are you badgering me?
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Whoa, what brought that on?
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Nothing. Everything's fine.
I just have to study.
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Is this about the train?
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What? No. What train?
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Are you still mad that
I won't let you go alone?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Someday, when you're a parent,
you'll understand.
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I'm sure I will.
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Okay, then.
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Dear Missy,I'm sure you're surprised
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I'm writing to you,
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but I have a secretand I have to tell someone
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or my head will explode.
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Ooh.
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The other day,against Mother's orders,
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I rode a train by myself.
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What a loser.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line ♪
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I walk the line... ♪
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George tells me you and Sheldon
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are having a good timein Germany.
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Things here arefinally settling down.
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I moved in with Dale,which has been great.
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He's been sosupportive and patient...
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Could you play another song?
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I'm working on this song.
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My last nerve
is what you're working on.
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Well, you got to practice
if you want to get good.
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For what? You're 74.
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You gonna
play that song in hell?
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Look, this is my house,
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and in my house,
I play the guitar.
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I thought you said
your house was my house.
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And in your house, there's a guy
who plays the guitar,
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and he's getting
pretty doggone good.
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Oh.
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Guide's here.
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Mmm.
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Julia Roberts
and Lyle Lovett.
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What does she see in him?
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Women love
musicians.
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Man, I got to learn
to play guitar.
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Why?
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So your love
for me will deepen?
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Nice save, Romeo.
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Oh, look.
Another letter from Mom.
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Aw. I think it's so romantic,
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you two writing to each other.
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It's just 'cause
he's a cheapskate.
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It can be both.
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Well, I think it's sweet.
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Well, I can write you
a letter if you want.
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Please don't.
Why not?
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'Cause your spelling
makes me sad.
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I can use small words.
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Dear George, I really lovedyour last letter.
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Who would have thoughtthat I would have
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a love affair in Germanyand that it would be with you.
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I miss you all so much,
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but it sounds likeeveryone is doing great.
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By the way,Missy's new friend Taylor,
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is that a boy or a girl?
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Missy!
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I've included some Polaroidsof your granddaughter
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and your hot American boy toy.
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Don't feel bad for beingconfused about Missy's friend.
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He is a boy, but don't worry,
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I'm on top of it.
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Taylor's a boy?
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Yes.
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So when you went to the movies
with him, he was a boy?
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Mm-hmm.
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And when you went swimming
at his house,
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he was a boy with his shirt off?
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I never said he was a girl.
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No, I said he was a girl
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and you didn't correct me.
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I don't remember who said what.
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Yes, you do.
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And that is the last
you're seeing of Taylor.
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Dad, it's not what you think.
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He doesn't like me like that.
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He's a 13-year-old boy.
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He likes all girls like that.
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He's 15, and he doesn't.
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Fifteen?
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And he really doesn't.
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The hell does that mean?
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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So, he's like a...
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gal pal?
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Bingo.
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Okay.
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So, can I go to his house
and watch a movie?
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No other boys'll be there?
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Just him and me.
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All right, then.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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It's a different world, Mare.
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I'm proud of Missy
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for keeping an open mind,
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and, shoot, I'm proud of myself.
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By the way,
I told my dad you're gay.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Have you seen my guitar?
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No. Why?
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I could've sworn
I left it in the bedroom
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and now
I can't find it anywhere.
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That's weird.
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Did you hide it?
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I can't believe
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you would accuse me
of such a thing.
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Did you?
Did I what?
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Hide my guitar.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I lost my mind. ♪
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Well, give it back.
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Only under certain conditions.
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That guitar
has been here
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way longer
than you have.
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You want to
see it again?
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What conditions?
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First of all,
if I'm out of the house,
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you can play it all day long.
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That's reasonable.
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I'm a reasonable lady.
Number two:
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You cannot play the same song
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for more than five minutes.
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No, no, no, no.
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That's not how practice works.
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Repetition is
the key to mastery.
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Ten minutes.
Deal.
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It's in the closet
behind the rain coats.
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Well, thank you.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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Hold on,
let me get my egg timer.
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♪ Because you're mine. ♪
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Auf wiedersehen.
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Where you going?
Library.
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In Frankfurt.
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Have fun.
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As much as I hated lying,
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I loved trainsjust a little bit more.
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Dear Mandy, there areso many things
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I love about you, it's hardto know where to start.
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But I will.
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Sure, I could go on and on
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about your beautiful...
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B-E...
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Where does the dang "U" go?
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...pretty... boobs.
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But what's more important
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is what's underneath:Your heart.
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Oh, yeah. That's good.
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Can I cash out?
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Oh. Sure.
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Hey, question--
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if you sneak into the bathroom
to watch a woman shower,
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is that romantic or creepy?
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Romantic.
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That's what I thought.
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And when you're alonein the shower...
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Ticket?
Oh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ja.
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No.
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What-- What the hell?
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What?
What are you doing?
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Wh--
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I'm just putting nose spray in
'cause you're snoring.
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Well, that's no reason to stick
something up my nose.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, if anybody snores,
it's you.
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I mean, just look
at that honker.
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That's not very nice.
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What's not nice is you
violating my nose.
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It's not gonna
happen again.
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00:11:46,362 --> 00:11:49,599
Hey, but listen,
now that you're up,
273
00:11:49,632 --> 00:11:51,033
why don't we
just spritz
274
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:53,336
the other nostril--
Don't you dare!
275
00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:56,038
Okay, okay.
276
00:11:56,072 --> 00:11:58,976
And for your information,
you fart all night long.
277
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,409
It's 'cause of
your cooking.
278
00:12:01,244 --> 00:12:03,881
Quit feeding me fajitas.
279
00:12:03,914 --> 00:12:07,350
Dear Missy, I'm currentlyon my fifth train ride
280
00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:09,285
exploring Germanyand the nations
281
00:12:09,318 --> 00:12:11,554
of the formerAustro-Hungarian Empire.
282
00:12:11,587 --> 00:12:13,556
It's often referred toas a dual monarchy
283
00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:15,424
because the Hapsburg rulerwas both
284
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:18,060
the emperor of Austriaand the king of Hungary.
285
00:12:18,094 --> 00:12:21,364
Speaking of hungry... strudel.
286
00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:36,712
Wait! Wait!
287
00:12:36,746 --> 00:12:38,916
Warten! Warten!
288
00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:40,783
That's German for "wait"!
289
00:12:40,817 --> 00:12:43,486
As you can see,they did not warten.
290
00:12:56,065 --> 00:12:57,500
Sheldon Cooper.
291
00:13:00,037 --> 00:13:01,404
Hello?
292
00:13:01,437 --> 00:13:02,605
I have a collect call
293
00:13:02,638 --> 00:13:03,706
from Sheldon Cooper.
294
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,008
Do you accept the charges?
295
00:13:05,042 --> 00:13:06,576
Sorry, my dad said
it's too expensive and--
296
00:13:06,609 --> 00:13:08,578
Missy, please,
it's an emergency!
297
00:13:09,779 --> 00:13:11,547
Fine. I accept.
298
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:12,615
Go ahead.
299
00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:13,783
What?
300
00:13:13,817 --> 00:13:15,151
I'm stranded
in a train station
301
00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:16,987
in Weinheim, Germany,
and I can't call Mom
302
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,387
because I lied about--
Sorry.
303
00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:20,122
- I'm getting another call.
- Wait, don't--
304
00:13:20,891 --> 00:13:22,124
Hello?
305
00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:24,126
Oh, hi, Taylor.
306
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,761
Nothing.
What're you up to?
307
00:13:25,796 --> 00:13:27,463
Missy!
308
00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,432
Missy?
309
00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:30,766
Missy...
310
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:35,237
...and not just 'causeyou're naked in the shower--
311
00:13:35,271 --> 00:13:37,473
'cause you're nakedand all sudsy.
312
00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:40,610
It's like watching MTV,but in the bathroom.
313
00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:42,411
Well, I hope that didn'tsound creepy,
314
00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:45,414
but you're so prettyI can't stop looking at you,
315
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:48,651
even with clothes oncovered with CeeCee's spit-up.
316
00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:51,253
Oh, you're
reading my letter.
317
00:13:51,287 --> 00:13:52,455
I'll come back.
318
00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:54,190
Oh, now you want
to give me privacy?
319
00:13:54,223 --> 00:13:56,425
So, it was creepy, huh?
320
00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:57,894
It was.
321
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:00,496
Where you going?
322
00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:02,899
Well, I'm gonna go
take a shower.
323
00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:04,567
Maybe I'll leave
the door unlocked.
324
00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:08,404
Well, all right.
325
00:14:14,077 --> 00:14:16,113
It's okay, young man,
we speak English.
326
00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:18,147
But not as well as my German,
so stay with me.
327
00:15:04,127 --> 00:15:06,262
♪ I'm walking, yes, indeed ♪
328
00:15:06,295 --> 00:15:08,297
♪ And I'm talking
about you and me ♪
329
00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:09,398
♪ I'm hoping ♪
330
00:15:09,432 --> 00:15:11,701
♪ That you come back to me ♪
331
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:13,036
♪ Yeah ♪
332
00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,471
♪ I'm lonely as I can be. ♪
333
00:15:18,474 --> 00:15:20,676
- Oh God!
- Dad, get out!
334
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,411
Why didn't you
lock the door?
335
00:15:22,445 --> 00:15:24,280
I didn't want
to miss anything.
336
00:15:25,882 --> 00:15:28,751
...I've been sitting herestaring at your picture,
337
00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:31,054
thinking about all the yearswe've been together
338
00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:36,026
and how I may have taken youfor granted the last few.
339
00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:39,395
I do appreciate you,I do love you,
340
00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:41,865
and I'm sorryI don't say it enough...
341
00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:44,835
or say it at all.
342
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:46,002
So...
343
00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:48,370
rest up because when I get back,
344
00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:50,339
I'm gonna show you how mu--
345
00:15:56,046 --> 00:15:57,013
Hello?
346
00:15:57,047 --> 00:15:58,181
Mom, it's me.
347
00:15:58,215 --> 00:15:59,515
I know I'm not
supposed to call,
348
00:15:59,548 --> 00:16:01,184
but Sheldon called
and said he's in trouble.
349
00:16:01,218 --> 00:16:03,019
Sheldon's at the library.
350
00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:04,553
No, he's not.
351
00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:05,755
He's stuck at a train station
somewhere in Germany.
352
00:16:05,788 --> 00:16:07,423
When did he call?
353
00:16:07,456 --> 00:16:09,025
I don't know.
Two, three hours ago...
354
00:16:09,059 --> 00:16:10,359
What?!
355
00:16:10,392 --> 00:16:12,461
You know, this is expensive,
I should go.
356
00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,564
Oh.
357
00:16:16,499 --> 00:16:18,001
I'm gonna kill him.
358
00:16:21,204 --> 00:16:22,438
What are you doing?
359
00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:24,640
I'm gonna go sleep
in the other room
360
00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:25,976
so we don't bug
each other.
361
00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:27,309
And leave me here all alone?
362
00:16:27,343 --> 00:16:28,979
I thought you'd be happy.
363
00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:32,548
Well, my nose might be happy,
but the rest of me won't be.
364
00:16:32,581 --> 00:16:33,884
Aw.
365
00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:36,719
Unless you're leaving
because my snoring is so bad.
366
00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:38,255
Alleged snoring.
367
00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:39,455
Alleged snoring?
368
00:16:39,488 --> 00:16:41,124
I'm going half deaf
in this ear
369
00:16:41,158 --> 00:16:42,525
from your alleged snoring.
370
00:16:42,558 --> 00:16:44,593
Well, there must be
a way to compromise.
371
00:16:44,627 --> 00:16:46,328
Compromise?
There's no compromise.
372
00:16:46,362 --> 00:16:48,531
You won't let me spritz
your nasal passages.
373
00:16:48,564 --> 00:16:50,466
Even if I did,
that's not gonna stop
374
00:16:50,499 --> 00:16:52,869
the tear gas coming out
of your pants.
375
00:16:52,903 --> 00:16:55,604
Onions in, onions out--
376
00:16:55,638 --> 00:16:58,340
We talked about
this, you know.
377
00:17:06,715 --> 00:17:08,018
Oh, dear.
378
00:17:18,195 --> 00:17:19,762
Uh, hello? Police?
379
00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:21,865
Sprechen English?
380
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:23,233
Good, good. Um...
381
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:26,002
My little boy is lost
at a train station.
382
00:17:26,036 --> 00:17:27,636
No, I don't know which one...
383
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:31,274
Um, he's, uh, five foot ten...
384
00:17:31,308 --> 00:17:33,076
Well, he's little to me!
385
00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:36,645
Never mind.
386
00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:39,149
What happened to you?
387
00:17:39,182 --> 00:17:40,716
Tough day.
388
00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,418
At the library?
389
00:17:43,652 --> 00:17:44,420
Yes.
390
00:17:44,453 --> 00:17:46,957
Where's your other shoe?
391
00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:51,228
When I was leaving...
the library,
392
00:17:51,261 --> 00:17:52,996
a wild dog attacked me.
393
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,663
Oh, sweetie, no.
394
00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:57,067
I fought him off,
but at the price of a loafer.
395
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,802
Where's your backpack?
396
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,570
I guess he got that, too.
397
00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:03,672
Well...
398
00:18:03,706 --> 00:18:06,042
that all makes
sense, Sheldon,
399
00:18:06,076 --> 00:18:07,944
if that's what
really happened.
400
00:18:08,912 --> 00:18:09,880
It is.
401
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:12,148
Okay, then.
402
00:18:12,182 --> 00:18:13,716
Why don't you
go lie down?
403
00:18:14,683 --> 00:18:15,986
I will.
404
00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:17,821
I'm tired from all
the things that happened...
405
00:18:17,854 --> 00:18:19,089
At the library.
406
00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:20,556
At the library.
407
00:18:20,589 --> 00:18:22,325
Instead of punishing him,
408
00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:24,493
I'm letting him thinkhe got away with it.
409
00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:26,629
The guilt is eating him alive.
410
00:18:26,662 --> 00:18:29,665
I wish you were hereto enjoy it with me.
411
00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:30,766
Hey.
412
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,968
Hey.
413
00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:34,237
Is it okay if Taylor and I
414
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:35,372
hang out in my room
and listen to music?
415
00:18:35,404 --> 00:18:36,873
Sure.
416
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,774
Just keep the door closed
so I don't have to hear it.
417
00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:39,910
You got it.
418
00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:44,780
Probably gonna listen
to show tunes.28951
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