All language subtitles for Megamind vs the Doom Syndicate 2024

Okay, okay. That's
enough of that.

Hello, loyal viewers!

Like me, you probably never
thought this day would come.

I see some old friends.
I see new friends.

I see friends who frankly
should put some pants on

and venture outside
occasionally.

Seriously, get some sun!

But, for those who
are just joining us,

here's a little something
to catch you up in the form

of my incredibly exciting
superhero origin story!

Metrocity, a city
full of danger,

and only Metro Man was strong
enough to defend it from evil.

Until I totally
kicked his butt!

That's me, Megamind.

Incredibly handsome
criminal genius

and master of all villainy.

But without a hero to
fight, I felt lonely.

So I created a new superhero
to play with named Titan.

Unfortunately, he was a worse
villain than I ever was.

It was then that I realized

my destiny was not
to be a supervillain,

but a superhero.

I defeated Titan
and saved the day.

I became Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.

But little did I know,

my greatest challenge
was yet to come.

Blue Mackerel: You're in
my personal space, bro.

Red Snapper: Oh, well,
excuse me for swimming!

I don't think that
was a sincere apology!

- It's not!
- Big King Fish: Both of you, clam up!

We got work to do.

Go fish.

Here goes.

There it is.

Catch of the day.

Ooh, this little baby's
gonna be worth a fortune

on the black fish market!

You'd think with all
the time you guys spent

swimming in "shools,"
you'd be smarter.

The Go Fish Gang: Megamind?!

I knew it was only
a matter of time

before the Go Fish
Gang tried to steal

the diamond-encrusted koi

on loan from the
Beijing Water Palace.

It's something the old evil me

would've done way
back in the day.

Sir, "way back in the day"
was just two days ago.

That's all? Time certainly
drags when you're a good guy.

Minion, how could
you possibly serve

a bad guy who's turned hero?

Quick correction there.

Due to a cease-and-desist order
from popular fast food chain

Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,

I can no longer
call myself Minion.

So, Megamind gave me a new name.

Ol' Chum. It means,
"old friend."

Yeah, well, chum also
means something else.

Shark bait!

Wait, chum means "shark bait"?

Why, yes! Sharks love bait!

It's a term of endearment.

Aw!

It looks like we're both
about to be shark bait!

Not for long.

Apex predators are
a whole lot cuter

when you can put
them in your pocket.

They're getting away, sir!

Brainbot 227,
launch Porta-Prison!

- Huh?
- Hey! What's going on here?

That oughta hold you
until we can transfer you

to your fishbowls.

In jail... Huh?

Whoopsie.

Chum, this is
beyond embarrassing!

Sorry, sir.

Hey, Megamind! Your gadgets
are like the Titanic,

a total disaster!

Megamind: How dare you!

The Titanic was a delight
for most of the journey.

After them!

They're in a fish tank!

You were great villains,

but as heroes, you
guys are all wet!

Let's finish them off!

Chum, cube me.

- Huh?
- What the?

Bullseye!

Ha!

Alley-oop.

Whoa!

Water in the hole!

Huh?

Chum: Sir, those bystanders
are about to get squished!

It does not look good for them.

Oh, right! I'm a hero now.

May I suggest the
portal bazooka?

You read my mind, Chum.

Kids: Yay!

Ah, shark!

Crime. It's a hard
halibut to break.

Chum, make a note. No more puns.

They're beneath us.

Halibut! Like the fish!

Brilliant, sir! Just brilliant!

And tell all your evil friends.

Metrocity has a new defender,

and his name is Megamind!

Aren't you forgetting
another defender, sir?

Don't think so.

You didn't, by chance,
forget about someone who,

I don't know, say, gallantly
fought by your side?

Ah, of course! How could
I have possibly forgotten?

- Chum, my friend?
- Yes, sir?

Fix Brainbot 227.

That short-out was a
little embarrassing.

Remember, I have a super
heroic image to maintain.

Crime continues to plunge
since Megamind saved Metro city

from the clutches of
evil. But now, villains,

many who flew below
Metro Man's radar,

are coming out of the woodwork.

So far, our new blue hero
seems up to the task.

And while many changes
are afoot in Metro City,

the one constant is
me, Roxanne Ritchi,

reporting on the
accomplishments of others.

Huh. Honestly, how
did that sound?

Child: Like you just realized you've
lost all interest in your job,

and you're going
through the motions.

Other than that, slam dunk!

- And you are?
- Keiko Morita,

president of Megamind's
number-one streaming online

fan club MegaWatch,

covering all things blue and
super-heroic in Metro City.

- Um... okay.
- Have time for a few questions?

What is happening right now?

Roxanne Ritchi, you
just helped Megamind

save the city from Titan.

So what's your
awesome next step?

Next step? A-And are
you recording this?

Don't worry, it's great!

Obviously, you're too cool
to be just on television.

You're a shark. You have
to keep moving, girl!

- You gotta have a side hustle!
- You're not wrong.

I don't know.
Reporting is important,

but Megamind has been a
hero for only a few days,

and he's already making a
big difference in this city.

Can't help thinking
maybe there's a way

I can be doing more, too.

Wait, why am I telling you
this? How old are you again?

- You first.
- Touché.

What you need to do is
find the thing you wanna do

and go for it. Look at me!

A few weeks ago, I
was a middle schooler

sitting in detention. Now,

I'm streaming a show with
a half-million subscribers.

Did you say half million?

That's like 10
times my audience,

- not counting family and pets.
- Keiko Morita: Gotta go.

Wanna get a better shot of
the ceremony before it starts.

- Good talk though.
- Yeah! Good talk.

Half million...

For his ongoing heroic
actions as Metro's defender,

I award Megamind the
key to our fair city.

I-I mean, why not, right?-

- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
- Thank you, thank you.

You're very kind.

Chum, be a good assistant
and deal with this for me.

Whoa!

Been getting some feedback

that some of my speeches have
been running a little long,

so I cut this one down...

to step length.

Since the dawn of time,

man has been dealing
with good versus evil.

Hey, Chum. How's the
new hero gig going?

Everything's changed for him.

- Me, not so much.
- I know what you mean.

I thought I was more to him.

I thought I was
like his sidekick.

But he still just
sees me as the minion

who fixes his brainbots
and washes his socks.

You know, someone
very recently told me,

if you know what
you want, go for it.

So, tell Megamind you want
a promotion to sidekick.

Oh, it's not a
minion's place to...

Roxanne Ritchi: But
you're not a minion.

You're more than that.

Maybe you just
need to remind him

how valuable you really are.

Speak from the heart.

You're right.

I need to speak from the heart.

And that's why
you're all so lucky

to have me as your hero.

Megamind out!

Uh! Excuse me! Megamind?

I'm Keiko Morita,
president of your fan club.

President? Oh, I have
nothing but respect

- for those who assume power.
- Then you'll love this.

I'm also your new
social media manager,

streaming content creator,
and image consultant.

Those are a lot of words
I don't understand.

Whoa! Is that the
disguise generator?

- Can I try it?
- Don't touch that!

It's a highly sophisticated
electronic device.

It's cool! My generation
was born tech-savvy.

Really? Then I suppose this is
one of those smarty-pants phones

with a calculator
built right in.

Okay, wow. That proves
you really need my help.

You were threatening
the city a few days ago.

Now you're defending it!

People wanna know who the
new heroic Megamind is!

I'll help you show them.

You have a lot of energy.

Did you just consume
a pound of sugar?

Nope! I'm like this naturally!

Must be exhausting.

I wanna be a crime
fighter just like you.

You know, part of the team.

Here's the thing.

I don't do teams.

I'm more of a solo act,

but you're adorable in
a pushy sort of way.

So, here's a souvenir.

It's either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.

I can't remember which,
so careful with that.

He'll come around.

Here he comes. You ready?

Oh, absolutely!

Had the brainbots
program an algorithm

for a surefire
negotiation speech.

Not what I meant by
speaking from the heart.

Ah, there you are, Chum.
Let's head back to the lair.

Those socks aren't
gonna wash themselves.

Good afternoon!

Do you aspire for success?

I bet you do.

Well, insert boss' name here,
while I humbly appreciate

the opportunities
you've given me,

since we've altered the mission
statement of our organization,

I'm confident I
could achieve more.

I believe I have made

significant contributions
to the new paradigm

and wish for
positional advancement

befitting my more than
adequate executions

of said opportunities.

Chum, you're talking gibberish.

Might be time to change
your bowl water again.

Uh, what I'm trying
to ask, uh...

Chum wants a promotion! He
wants to be your sidekick.

Sidekick? That's a big change.

I don't think you've thought
through this, old friend.

We've got a dynamic
here. I'm the hero.

You're the guy who gets
to hang out with the hero.

Now, with that
firmly reestablished,

let's go get some churros.

Sir, if you don't
recognize my contributions,

maybe it's time for me to
explore other opportunities.

Hm. Okay.

- Well, if you feel that strongly about it...
- Oh.

Okay then. Uh...

If you feel that strongly about
me feeling strongly about it...

I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly

that I feel strongly about
you feeling strongly.

Okay, we get it! Everyone's
feeling strongly.

No, Roxanne! Who am I
to clip Chum's wings?

I say fly, you magnificent dove.

Yes. I will fly.

I thank you for all
the good times we had.

We part now on friendly terms.

I'll be a monkey's uncle!

He's really walking
away this time!

- I don't believe you.
- It's just a figure of speech.

I'm not really a monkey's uncle.

I mean, I can't believe
you just let him quit!

Relax. It's a
negotiation tactic.

Like the time he went
on a hunger strike

because he wanted
a pet parakeet.

What did you do then?

I waited him out until
he finally gave in.

Parakeets are poop machines.

Everything is
changing so fast.

Sometimes, I miss the
simplicity of the bad old days.

I hereby call this meeting of
The Doom Syndicate to order.

First order of business,
evil villain roll call.

Lady Doppler, evil witch
of weather, present.

Pierre Pressure,
master of hypnotism

and all-around super bad
guy is also present, no?

Behemoth, burning
hunk of burning rock,

also bring present.

My lava friend, present
means one is here.

Huh?

Aw, that's okay, Behemoth.

It's the thought
that counts, hm?

Okay, I think that's
just about everyone.

Mysterious Voice: Aren't
you forgetting someone?

The Master of Nightmares,

the Duke of Darkness,

the broken nightlight
in your cold bedroom.

Sit and tremble as you gaze upon

the frightening sight of...

Lord Nighty-Knight!

That is, like,

the least frightening
villain name ever!

Why did you change
it from Fright Night?

That was so much better.

Lord Nighty-Knight: What are you
talking about? It's Nighty-Knight.

It's like a night that's even
darker than a usual night.

Plus, I'm an actual knight,
which is also super dark.

But is it dark?

On to serious business.

It seems our former
leader Megamind

just got himself a new gig.

Anchor : Breaking news.

Megamind gets the
key to the city

as Metro City's newest hero.

No way!

As leader, I've decided

it's time to pay
Megamind a visit.

Say what?!

Behemoth leader!

You are not ze
leader! It is moi!

Nighty-Knight: No, Megamind
gave me his darkest blessing.

Raise your hand
if you also think.

Megamind left you in charge.

Pierre Pressure: I do!

Ugh, seriously?!

How many leaders think we
should pay Megamind a visit?

Pierre: I do!

Fine. It's settled then.

I agree. But, there is
just one little thing

to take care of first.

Guard: Hey, Doomy Glooms!
No scheming during lunch!

This was a nice place
to lay low for a while,

but we've got some
business to take care of.

Nighty-Knight: Hello
darkness, my old friend.

Ha!

Whoa! Ah!

I can't move!

I think you'll have
problems hitting ze alarm

if you are trapped
in an invisible box.

Help! I'm trapped
in an invisible box!

Behemoth? Go gravel.

Guard: Oh, please don't hurt me!

We'll show ourselves out.

Megamind, here we come.

Spokesman : Ever feel like
you're driving to the same job,

drinking the same coffee,

wearing the same outfit
almost every day?

- Ugh. Yeah.
- Spokesman: Have you been wondering

if there's more
you could be doing

- to spice up your life?
- Yeah.

Spokesman: We have the answer.

Have a Mr. Minion's Meat-sicle!

Protein on the go!

Okay, that really
under-delivered.

Roxanne, I'm in great danger!

How are you doing this?!

Through the bobblehead of myself
I gave to you as a present.

It's a tracking device so
I can look out for you.

I'm flattered by this
invasion of my privacy.

Come to the lair immediately.
My very life may depend on it!

Hang on! I'll be right there.

Megamind?

Megamind: I'm in
the kitchen! Hurry!

- How dare you defy me, you...
- Roxanne: What is happening?

I'll tell you what's happening!

This disrespectful toaster
pastry refuses to toast!

I thought this was a
matter of life and death!

Newsflash! I need
food, or I'll starve.

Besides, I couldn't
reach the pancakes.

Newsflash! Toasters
need to be plugged in

or they won't work.

Show me what you
did, sorceress!

Maybe you should call Chum?

I'm fully capable of
taking care of myself.

One question. How does one go
about taking care of oneself?

The intruder alert!

Thank goodness.

- Isn't that bad?
- It's Chum.

He's always setting that off.

Looks like someone couldn't
bear to be without me.

Well, well. Look who
finally decided to...

- Ah!
- Lady Doppler: Come on, Megamind.

Is that any way to
welcome your old crew?

I mean... what an
unpleasant surprise!

My old evil supervillain team.

Nighty-Knight: You must
be so stoked to see us.

Stoked doesn't begin to
describe it, Fright Night.

Get zis. He now wants to
be called "Nighty-Knight."

Nighty-Knight: It's scarier!

Oh, yes. I'm terrified.

Nighty-Knight: See?
Megamind gets my darkness.

That's why he
left me in charge.

But that's not why we're here.

We heard all about your new job.

You did?

Nighty-Knight: Yeah! You think
we were gonna let that go

without paying you a visit?

Let him have it, Behemoth!

Guys! Can't we just talk this...

Ah!

The Doom Syndicate:
Congratulations!

What?

♪ For he's a horrible ♪

♪ Evil fellow ♪

♪ Which nobody can deny ♪

♪ Because he's now
their evil overlord ♪

♪ And they're likely to receive
an unusually cruel punishment ♪

Imagine, ze entire city
thinks you are a hero!

When you said lay low in prison
and wait for your signal,

we had no idea it
was gonna be this!

Not even I could conjure
such an illusion.

Nighty-Knight: It's
dark, it's messed up,

and I love it.

Huh?

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

You think I'm
pretending to be a hero.

- Nighty-Knight: Huh?
- Oh.

And you'd be right, of course!

That was absolutely
my intention.

There no way Megamind
could be real hero.

That would be great
betrayal and cause

much anger in Behemoth!

But you not, so Behemoth happy.

- Oh...
- Where is Monsieur Minion?

Ze robot poisson zat would keep
your place so span and spic-y.

Oh, Chum!

He's not here because, uh,

corporate shake-up.

Lots of internal changes.

You know you're
not supposed to dry

your metal spiked capes
in the microwave and...

The Doom Syndicate!

What's Roxanne
Ritchi doing here?!

I assure you

there's a completely evil
explanation for this.

We're waiting.

Yeah... so am I.

Roxanne is here, at
this moment, right now,

before us, because
she's agreed...

Syndicate: Yeah?

- To be my evil bride.
- What?!

They still think I'm evil

and only pretending
to be a hero.

- Play along!
- Is this true?

More like too good to be true!

I can't believe you're with her!

She got me fired from my
weather reporting job!

You got yourself fired

because you never
got a forecast right.

Not to mention turning evil

and throwing lightning
at everybody, Gail.

It's Lady Doppler now.

And you two together,
I don't buy it.

Behemoth disagree.
Behemoth always see

certain romantic tension between
blue man and pretty lady.

- Really?
- Really?

Opposites attract, no?

Like crepes and marmalade.

Can you guys excuse us? Need
a quick word in the kitchen

with my not-so-better half.

Ow!

I'll have you know those have
a warm fruit-filled center

that could have left
me horribly disfigured.

Why didn't you tell
them the truth?

Tell them I'm really
a hero? Are you crazy?

There's four of them,
and only one of me!

They'll pound me into
a blue pulp, Roxanne.

They're going to
find out eventually.

Oh, and since when were you
ever part of The Doom Syndicate?

Uh...

Uh...

Founding member, actually.

I was cutting my evil teeth

shortly after graduating
from Villain Shool.

You went to a villain
shool? I mean, school.

Really more of a
mentors hip program.

Unfortunately, my evil professor
and I had a falling out.

He kind of went to
pieces. Literally.

Always learning new
things about you.

So, I recruited the
very best of the worst.

With me as their
handsome leader,

The Doom Syndicate was
the premier villain team.

Man, those were good times.

I mean, they were bad times

that were good when I was bad.

But eventually, I realized

I didn't like sharing
the spotlight.

So, you ditched them?

I told them I was working
on an evil project.

And that I'd signal them
when I took over Metrocity,

which they think I have.

Until I can figure out
a way to stop them,

we must keep up
evil appearances.

No. No! No way!

Come on, Roxanne. Please?

No!

Pleas...

And we're back.

So, you guys have any schemes?

I mean, plans while
you're in town?

Nighty-Knight: No,

but this guy does!

I'm not following.

Lady Doppler: We're here
for Phase Two, silly.

Phase Two.

What's a Phase Two?

Guess your boyfriend
doesn't tell you everything.

Megamind said when he
took over Metro City,

we'd all have a place
in the next phase

of his evil master plan.

Phase Two is such a genius plan.

I cannot wait to get started!

Yeah! That's actually
one of the reasons

why I agreed to evil-marry him.

I love a good Phase Two.

But, remind me again
what this one is

and what havoc it might wreak?

Would you give us a moment?

Relax. I never even bothered
to finish Phase Two.

Lady Doppler: Let's roll!

What's the mad rush, guys?

You just got here!

Let's have some fun before
jumping into evil business.

Charades, anyone?

I say we break in
Megamind's city

with a good old-fashioned
crime spree.

Syndicate: Yeah!

I don't know, guys.

Aren't we all a little above
crime spree-ing at this point?

Syndicate: No!

Nighty-Knight: Look out, Metro
City, here comes the darkness.

- Lady Doppler: Let's do this!
- Pierre: Away we go!

What a fun and totally
preventable situation

you've created.

Please tell me you have a plan.

Oh, you better warn the mayor.

Meanwhile, I'll try to
keep The Doom Syndicate

from destroying the entire
city while thinking of a plan

to keep them from
doing my other plan.

Make sense?

Yes, but only in the

you're-the-one-saying-it
sort of way.

You should know I'm
a people non-person.

I'm a self-starter,

but also enjoy the
collaborative process.

I'm proficient in
robotics, neuroscience,

chemical engineering,
death-ray construction,

bioengineering,
and event planning.

So, anything in those areas.

I'm lookin' for a
toilet scrubber.

That's perfect!

Another item off my bucket list!

I won't let you down, New Sir.

Whoa! Ah!

Today's forecast:
Frigid cold flurries,

and a hundred percent
chance of doom!

Nighty-Knight: That's a
thunderstorm, not a snowstorm.

Whatever, Mr. Nappy-Nap.

Behemoth: Behemoth hungry!

It is just an advertisement,
you silly rock monster!

Huh?

Flat man trick Behemoth!

Officer: Freeze! Police!

You're all under arrest!

Now, officers,

wouldn't you rather
just arrest yourselves?

Officers : I have the
right to remain silent.

Anything I say can and
will be used against me

in the court of law.

- I have the right to a...
- Au revoir!

Sorry about all this, officers.
We'll have a good chuckle

when you snap out of
it in a few hours.

Nighty-Knight: The darkness!

The bedlam!

The chaos!

I feed on it.

Huh?

I will call you
Mr. Cuddly Snuggles.

No one must know
of our friendship.

Darkness!

Brainbots, code:

"Fix all the things
the bad guys broke

so I'm not legally or
financially responsible."

That handles that!

Mayor : For his ongoing heroic
actions as Metro's defender,

I award Megamind the
key to our fair city.

If only your adoring public knew

what we had in
store for everyone!

Yeah, poor them!

Keiko: Whoa!

Those guys are no joke!

- Whoa! Close one!
- You again?

Megamind just saved yours truly

from becoming a
human vegan pancake!

For more awesome saves,
click like and subscribe!

Oh-ho, my followers
are gonna love that!

And you're much
faster than you look.

Maybe it's the boots.

You're gonna stop
those guys, right?

Eventually, but right
now, I'm deep undercover.

They still think I'm a villain.

Cool! So, you need my help.

I'll take the volcano guy!

- No, here's what you need to do.
- Whoa!

Use your super-tween speed to
run on home and watch cartoons.

I'm more useful than
you think, you know!

Ugh!

Lady Doppler: Look at that.

A bank just waiting
to be robbed.

Let's see some of that
old Megamind magic.

Uh, no thanks. I'm good.

Huh?

I mean, I'm... not good.

It's just important to
keep up good appearances.

Remember, they still
think I'm a hero.

What is ze point, eh?

Phase Deux is just
around the corner.

Nighty-Knight: Robbing
banks was like a ray of dark

in your already
pitch-black soul.

Aw, come on! Please?

Fine! I'll do it.

Even though this sort of
bad is beneath me now.

- Bank Manager: Look! It's Megamind!
- Uh...

The hero of Metro City!

Oh no. Please! Your applause
really isn't necessary.

Nighty-Knight: I can't wait to
see their faces when they realize

evil Megamind is back.

Their sorrow will be delicious.

Their sorrow will
be delicious.

That's what you sound like.

A few days ago,

if you'd have come in, I'd
be hiding under my desk.

Such a relief to know
you're on the good side now.

But no need to make a fuss.

In fact, why don't you
all go back to treating me

like you did in
the bad old days.

But, that's when you were evil.

You kept robbing us.

That's not why
you're here, is it?

I'm sorry. I have to do this.

B-But why?

Because it's, uh... it's, uh...

- Keiko: It's a safety drill!
- Huh?

For MegaWatch? Half
a million viewers?

We're making this for the kids
at home so they know what to do

in case a real villain
comes into the bank.

Right, Megamind?

Yes?

I mean, yes!

So, let's just pretend
it's like the old days.

It'll be fun! Everyone,

let's get those
hands in the air.

Come on, get 'em up!

Oh, I get it!

Did I just save your butt?

- Feels like I just saved your butt.
- Huh?

Just need a quick pic
of the exact moment

you realized you need me.

I guess he is still
a master villain.

Not only is he robbing ze place,

he's stopping for selfies!

Nighty-Knight: He hasn't
lost a dark and twisted step.

I still think something's
off about him.

You are just jealous.

Ze man is a genius!

After all, he left me in charge.

Nighty-Knight: What are you
talking about? He put me in charge.

He told Behemoth leader
should go by height and girth.

Megamind: Stay back!

Stay back, I say!

It certainly was good

to work those old
bank-robbing muscles again.

Okay, we need you
to settle something.

Who did you leave in charge
of The Doom Syndicate?

Uh, isn't it obvious?

I chose the evilest and
most qualified candidate.

All: Thank you!

- Wait?
- Huh?

Mayor: I'm getting
calls from all over!

People are saying
Megamind's running amok

with a group of
villains out there!

He's buying us time until he can
figure out a way to stop them.

Mr. Mayor, we have to trust him.

We're still cleaning
up after the last time.

Megamind "saved" the city.

I don't know what to do!

Nobody told me mayor-ing
would be so hard!

And I can't open
my tummy medicine!

Thank you, Christina.

Far be it from me to presume to
tell you what to do, Mr. Mayor.

No, no, please! Presume
away. I-I got nothing!

Well, first, you need to
notify law enforcement

to pull back until Megamind
can figure out what to do.

Then, get a hold of emergency
services and have them stand by

- just in case things go wrong.
- Right. Got it.

What did you say after, "first"?

Oh, you wouldn't
believe the day I had.

They wouldn't
understand the new me.

Not like you did, Chum.

But I guess that's
all in the past.

I'm defender of Metrocity now,

and I need to learn to handle
these things on my own.

But how do I take down
four villains at once?

Maybe I just need
to sleep on this.

Ah!

What is that infernal racket?

Woo!

What in the name of King
Tut's cat collection

is going on here?!

Since we're launching
Phase Two tomorrow,

we decided to throw a Metro
City's going-away party.

I didn't agree to that timeline.

And where did all
these people come from?

Knighty-Night: Don't worry.

They're all dark and
dangerous criminals.

- Ollo?
- Roxanne : I bought some time with the mayor.

What's all that ruckus?

I'm the victim of
an impromptu rager.

Just a second, Roxanne.

Sir, I'll have you know
that is my special chair!

Off now! Why aren't
you using a coaster?

I want everybody out of here!

Ah, don't be ze
pooper of parties.

Besides, we texted
some old friends

who just broke outta prison.

They should be here any minute!

Old friends?

Oh no!

The Go Fish Gang just walked in.

If they tell the Syndicate
I'm really a hero

and not a villain
pretending to be a hero,

this could get ugly quick.

There he is!

Gotta go!

Attention, everyone!

I said attention!

There's something you all
should know about your host.

Brainbot, lay down a sick beat.

- Big King Fish: The truth about Megamind...
- Huh?

Hey!

Hey! What the...

Wish I didn't have
to resort to this.

Uh, hold on! Y-You all
should know Megamind...

Has had no formal
dance training!

DJ, put another stanky
groove in my pocket.

I'll take Megamind.

You two get to that
microphone and warn everybody.

- Blue Mackerel: Hey, look out!
- Red Snapper: Outta my way!

Ah!

Hey! We've got a
dance-off over here!

Stand still!

Ooh! Ooh!

Ah! Just... Gimme... One...

Get back here!

Where'd he go?

What the...?

How many capes can one guy have?

Aha!

4,987, but who's counting?

One down, two to go.

Aha!

Oh!

Oh no!

Uh, don't mind me! Just
dropped a little plutonium!

Blast you, Newton's
Laws of Motion!

Gimme!

Hey! You have
dislodged my beverage!

Oh, um, sorry, Pierre, but
that ice cube's gone bad.

Whoa!

Order up.

Hoo! That was a battle!

But I was once again
victorious, New Sir.

By the way, do you have
a few seconds to discuss

some life-altering changes?

Okay, I'll take your
simmering silence as a yes.

Firstly, my keen eye for detail
has noticed that we only get

two customers every day,

Eccentric Eddie and his
pet cockroach Thaddeus.

But what if we had
more customers?

Now, I know what
you're gonna say.

"Chum, how can I
increase my cash flow

in this treacherous economy?"

Well, while I was in
my office just now,

I came up with a few ideas.

First, I'd recommend giving
the place a good scrubbing.

Latest market research shows
people generally don't like

sticking to chairs.
Second, let's face it.

The kitchen staff is
horrendous, New Sir.

- I am the kitchen staff.
- Chum: Oh!

Which is a complete
and utter waste.

With your radiant personality,

you should be out here,
with the customers!

And the fully automated
cooking system I've designed

will allow you to fill this
place with your unique brand

of customer service sunshine.

And finally,

I propose a menu change.

We need to specialize!

And what's the one
food everybody loves?

Donuts!

Say the word, and
I'll get started.

Mm!

You won't regret this, New Sir.

Megamind?

Ah! What's going on?

This place is a wreck. Was
there some kind of battle?

Just a dance one!

Can you turn off
the music, please?!

What music?

Oh, that can't be good.

Did you make muffins?

Yeah, I'm trying new things.

Why are you mad
at my taste buds?!

I said I was
"trying" new things.

Ugh, maybe I should use
these on The Doom Syndicate.

Still don't have a plan, huh?

Have you tried just
telling them to leave?

If I tell them to
leave, they'll ask why.

And if I tell them
why, they'll get mad.

And when villains get
mad, they break things.

And the first thing
they'll break is me.

And me is one of my favorite
things in the whole wide world!

Yeah, well, we have
to think of something

before they do whatever
this Phase Two thing is.

The problem is they're
always together.

I have to find a way to
take them all out at once.

Behemoth: Last night rocked!

Roxanne's back. Yippee.

Nighty-Knight: Alright. Muffins!

Well, now that
we've celebrated...

Nighty-Knight: Oh, that's nasty.

Now that we've celebrated
Megamind's triumph,

surely it's time for Phase Two.

Again, my evil hubby

has so many amazing
phases, I get confused.

- What exactly is Phase Two?
- Okay.

Phase Two is an
ingenious plan I had

to launch Metrocity to the moon.

You're joking, right?
How would that even work?

Simple evil genius
physics, really.

An energy force field
would entrap air

and protect the
populace from G forces

as rockets built beneath the
city would carry it up to

and safely land on the moon.

Syndicate: Phase Two! Phase Two!

Phase Two! Phase Two!

There, we would establish
an entire planet

devoted to evil-kind.

Nighty-Knight: Yeah, imagine.

All of us living together,

always for eternity. Forever.

Until the last star
falls from the heavens

and beyond that. Together.

All of us.

Just me and my evil friends,

living in infinite darkness.

Why do you have a teddy bear?

Nighty-Knight: Give me
back Mr. Cuddly Snuggles!

There, there.

It's gonna be okay.

Zee? Zis is why no one
thinks you are scary.

Nighty-Knight: Teddy
bears aren't scary? Yeah.

They only eat hikers, idiot!

Getting back to
this plan of yours,

just curious because
I am super into it.

How would that even work?

Just building the giant
rockets under the city

would take years.

Megamind: Actually,
it took six months.

Construction moves pretty fast

when you don't have to
worry about silly permits

and union lunch breaks.

One of the advantages
of being evil, I guess.

Excuse us, guys.

I thought you said you
never finished Phase Two.

Still needs a couple
of coats of paint.

Also, never totally
satisfied with the decor.

Let's get in there and
launch those suckers.

Syndicate: Yeah!

Uh, yeah. That'd be
in the launch room.

Computer: Password
error. Access denied.

Oh no, I've forgotten
the password!

- Okay, plan's foiled.
- Time to go! - Hold it!

You forgot the password?

Thought it was my birthday.

Guess not. That's so like me!

Can we go now?

Actually, it's not like you.

See? This is what
I'm talking about.

He's been acting out of
character since we got here.

How dare you imply
I have character.

And who said you could
use my favorite mug?

Don't forget, we've
been waiting a long time

for your plan here
to come to fruition.

I don't think you wanna
disappoint your old friends.

Yes, ominous warning noted.

How's this for ominous?

Either we launch by
the end of the day,

or we level the city.

Got it?

Did you really
forget the password?

Of course not.

The password is THX8675309.

It'd take an idiot
to forget that.

We can't let them
launch the city,

and we can't let
them destroy it.

You have to do something.

Yes, I've been wracking
my brilliant mind

to come up with a plan.

Titan was just one villain.

This is a whole
syndicate of them.

I can't beat them
alone, Roxanne.

You don't have to. You
have me, and you have Chum.

You just need to be willing
to ask for his help.

Oh, I should have
never let him go.

He's been by my side
through bad and good,

never once asking
me for anything.

Except for the parakeet.

But again, they're
poop machines, Roxanne.

Stay on topic.

You're right.

I need to let Chum
know I appreciate him,

not just as a colleague,
but as a friend.

Roxanne: Chum's
working here now?

They called me for a reference.

Used to be a diner,

but I don't remember
it being so popular.

Just with the health
department. And cockroaches.

Vile creatures!

I despise them more than
button-down collars.

Okay... guess I know what not
to get you for your birthday.

Uh, excuse us?

I'll try my best. Name, please?

Uh, Megamind,
defender of Metrocity.

I'm kind of a big deal.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.

Your name's not on
the reservation list.

Reservations? For donuts?

We're not here to eat.
There's an emergency.

Let me guess. A fashion one?

Excuse me?

Ma'am, you give me no choice

but to assert my
dominance upon you.

Roxanne, it's no use.

Clearly, this hostess is
trained in Krav Magoo.

You guys having
a little trouble?

How are you always around?!

Us girls gotta have our
secrets, am I right?

Seriously, dunno how you guys
survived this long without me.

Think you can do better?

Keiko Morita, MegaWatch.
You could let my friend in

or I could post a scathing
review to my many followers

mentioning the restaurant's
cockroach infestation.

Nice try, but we don't have
a cockroach infestation.

Ew! She's touching it!

Keiko's hand modeling career
is over before it even started!

He's harmless. Just
needed the distraction.

- Thanks, Eccentric Eddie.
- I owe you one.

Don't mention it, kid!

I remember when this
place used to be cool.

I don't approve of your methods,

but you're starting
to grow on me.

Like a pleasant fungus.

Wow.

They've really
cleaned this place up!

Chum: Then he said,

"Crime, it's a hard
halibut to break!"

Previous Sir?

What are you doing here?

Oh, Chum. What are the odds?

Us running into each other
at my favorite eatery

that I've just walked
into for the first time.

But, I'm not really
here for donuts.

Oh, but do try one, sir.

Chum, I came here to...

Oh, my stars! It's like
a jamboree in my mouth!

Mm.

But, I came here to
tell you something

that's not easy for me to say.

I want you to know I've
always really appreciated...

New Sir: Chum, good buddy!

Oh, uh, New Sir,

this is my old
boss, Previous Sir.

Pleasure to meet you.

I go by Mr. Donut now.

It was Chum's idea,
and he's told me

some pretty great
things about you!

Guilty as charged.

Though a few were
just indictments. Wow.

It looks like he's getting
along rather well without me.

Chum is a dream come true!

Business is booming!
Check this out!

Not only has he fully
automated the kitchen...

but he also came up with the
recipe for my secret glaze.

Mm!

Listen to me, kid,

I know I was a bit of a
grouch when you started.

You? New Sir, no!

No, no, no, it's true.
But I want you to know,

I appreciate everything you've
done for me as a colleague.

But more importantly,
as a friend.

- Oh. Uh...
- Mr. Donut: So,

I got you somethin'.

Your filthy unwashed apron?

But you cherish this!

And now, it's your
filthy unwashed apron.

Wow!

You were about to tell me
something, Previous Sir?

Yes. I wanted you to know

that I'm too late.

It's clear this is
where you belong now.

Just know letting you
go is the biggest regret

of my soon-to-be short life.

Previous Sir, are you
in some kind of trouble?

It's not your concern anymore.

Besides, it's nothing I
can't not handle on my own.

Goodbye, old friend.

Just do me one favor.

Be happy.

Where's Chum?

He's where he truly belongs now.

I can't put this off any longer.

I have to stop The
Doom Syndicate myself.

Even if it most certainly
leads to my demise.

Car.

What are you gonna do?

Hopefully come up with
a really good idea.

- That's all I got.
- Listen, you don't have to do this alone.

I'm the defender of
Metrocity, Roxanne.

If I don't look out for
this place, who will?

But, who's gonna
look out for him?

Announcer: Welcome
to Season 27

of "Crab Cake Wars:
Crustacean Devastation."

- Six culinary...
- Megamind: Ollo.

And where have you been?

Oh, just reminiscing
about days gone by.

Fragmented memories
of the way we were.

- What's he talking about?
- Behemoth get the picture.

Picture... That's
the really good idea

I was looking for, Behemoth!

Since this is our
last night on Earth,

we should really get a
picture of all of us.

Brainbot 227?

Everybody squeeze in tight.

Come on! Don't be shy!

I really wanna
capture this moment.

Don't you wanna be in it?

Maybe the next one.

Come on! Let's get some
grimaces on those faces.

On a count of three,
everyone say, "Porta-Prison"!

Syndicate: Three, two,
one... Porta-Prison?

Wait!

And boom goes your
days of freedom!

Oh yeah! Aha! Ooh!

Nighty-Knight: What's going on?

I'll tell you what's
going on you guys.

Prison uniforms!

If this is a joke,
it's not funny.

Not for you, but
I'll be laughing

your whole way back to prison.

Our patience is wearing thin.

You know what's
gonna make you thin?

Prison food!

I could do these all day,

so let's just cut to the chase.

I'm really a good guy!

A champion of justice. A hero!

No!

You watch your language
in front of Behemoth!

Nighty-Knight: I
have been noticing.

Megamind acting strange lately,

- and not in a good, dark way.
- Oui!

Idiots! I've been saying
that the entire time!

If Megamind really hero,

why he not be honest and
tell old evil friends?

Because you'd all destroy me!

That's why you're
locked safely in a...

malfunctioning Porta-Prison?

Man, I really got you guys!

It's a prank, bros!
Now, who's hungry?

Oh, if it was a prank,
then why are you sweating?

Sweating? Who's sweating?

Blast you, sweat bead.
Don't do this to me!

Go back from whence you came!

Attention, everyone!
Megamind really is a hero!

He's not pretending!

Wait, how did we get here?

Nice of you to pop
in. Megamind's ours,

but feel free to enjoy
the show. Get him!

Everything hurts...

Nighty-Knight: Time to
say, "Nighty, night!"

See, guys? In the
proper context,

that name is frightening.

And where do you
zink you're going?

Ah! Special chair, eject!

Think you can just run
away from your problems?

Ha! No more Megamind!

With its hero dead, Metro
City belongs to us now.

But maybe it's time we relocated
to a better neighborhood.

Mongolia?

The moon, Behemoth.

I'm talking about the moon.

Special chair!

I failed you.

I failed everyone.

Take a right here.
Megamind's close.

Roxanne: How do you know that?

The fan club pin I gave
him has a tracker in it.

Roxanne: That's pretty devious.

You are his number-one fan.

This is kind of a
sketchy neighborhood.

Going where the danger
is is part of our job.

Besides, we've
always got diplomacy.

Oh. Did you learn
that in school?

No, Diplomacy is just
what I call my bat.

Keiko, I think you're
gonna fit in just fine.

Stop the van!

Megamind...

Megamind: Never
heard of him...

We've been looking for
you all over the city!

Wait, what's with
the fake beard?

You look like a sad blue wizard.

Obviously, I'm hiding.

The city belongs to
The Doom Syndicate now.

Oh, here! I have
one for you, too.

We can be beard buddies.

I don't wanna be beard buddies!

I want you to get off your
butt and save the city!

You're the only one who can.

Look, that's a nice sentiment,

but I've made a new life here.

Yeah. The piles of trash
really tie the alley together.

Thank you, Madam President.

Wait, how did you
two find me anyway?

Us girls gotta have our secrets.

Well, that's adorable,
but there's no point.

I gave the hero thing a shot.

I can't protect this city.

I failed.

You didn't fail me.

What do you mean?

When I first moved to
Metro City with my mom,

I got teased a lot.

My name, the way I dressed,

the way I just say
whatever's on my mind.

I think being an outsider,

people just assumed
I was a bad kid.

I started being what
they expected of me,

getting into fights,
skipping class.

But then, you stopped Titan.

It showed me maybe I
don't have to live up

to others' expectations.

I just have to
live up to my own.

If a bad guy can become a hero,

maybe so can a bad kid.

Must be disappointing to see

your hero's such a fraidy-cat.

No! Shows you're smart!

Because you have zero
chance of defeating.

The Doom Syndicate on your own.

I thought you were
my biggest fan.

I am, but I'm also a realist.

I'm both comforted and
confused by this pep talk.

Look, putting aside
your silly pride

and admitting you
need help is not weak.

I think you'll find a
true friend is with you,

no matter what.

You guys continue
your gooey moment.

I'm gonna go watch our six.

This is a big no-matter-what.

You get our backs,
we'll get yours.

Okay, but I've got to find Chum.

I'm gonna tell him I
took him for granted.

He's more than a lackey to me.

He's a partner, a friend,

and I'm gonna ask for his help.

Chum: You don't need to ask.

Chum? What are you doing here?

My work is done with Mr. Donut.

But, Sir, my work is
never done with you.

Your constant state
of chaos makes me feel

as though I'm always needed.

You are, Ol' Chum. You are.

After all, what's a hero
without his sidekick?

Sidekick? Really, sir?

I can't tell you how long
I've waited for this!

Keiko: Diplomacy!

Ah! I'm so sorry, Chum!

I didn't know it was you.

Big fan, by the way.

Chum: Wonderful to meet you.

Nighty-Knight: The darkness
compels you to hit it harder.

Behemoth is hitting it harder!

Oh, how long is this gonna take?

This titanium plating is a
formidable foe to our powers,

but, eventually, it will
yield to the darkness,

as all things do.

In non-goth speak, please?

Nighty-Knight: About an hour
if we don't break for snacks.

Chum: By my calculations,

they should be able to break
through the security door

within the hour,

if they don't break for snacks.

We need to draw
The Doom Syndicate

away from those launch controls.

A distraction.

Something they hate
with so much passion,

it overrides their evil mission.

But what?

Right! With all the excitement,

I forgot they want
me dead! What luck.

There is a second entrance
to the control room,

the air vent.

Can someone get
in through there?

Unfortunately, we made sure

every inch of our lair's
air conditioning system

was protected by the very
latest in evil weaponry.

Chum and I prepared for
every possible scenario.

Except you having to
get back in yourselves.

- Too-shah.
- Both: It's touché.

But we're not our
old selves anymore.

We're better. We're heroes now!

And I know the new good us's

can out think the old bad us's.

I can get through
that air vent, Sir.

You can depend on me.

I have no doubt I can.

That leaves you and me to
keep the bad guys busy.

But, how are we gonna do that
when they have all your toys?

They're half-wits.
We're full-wits!

I'm sure we can
think of something

if we all put our
heads together.

Huh. We're one head short.

Keiko? Get in here!

Seriously?

Thought you wanted to
be a member of the team.

Uh, yeah! Uh, but just so
I have this on the record,

you and I have a deal.

I help you,

you train me to be
a crime fighter.

You help me,

I'll train you to
be a crime fighter.

You have my word.

Which is something I
apparently have to keep now.

Time to kick some
Doom Syndicate booty.

Spoken like a true
defender of Metro City.

This city doesn't
need a defender.

It needs defenders.

But first, we're gonna
wanna make a supply run.

I know where we can go.

Welcome to Everything City.

500,000 square feet

with over 500 locations
in all 50 states.

Just like the commercial says,

"If the thing you're looking
for is not at Everything City,

it's not a thing."

Chum.

Set a course for savings!

Welcome to Everything City!

We've got less than an hour
to stop The Doom Syndicate,

so stick to the list.
We're not here to browse.

♪ Everything City, where
you feel like a king ♪

- Whoa! Ooh...
- ♪ If we don't have it ♪

- Ahem!
- ♪ It's not a thing ♪

No thermal lasers.
No giant robot suits.

No polarity reversers.

Oh, nose hair clippers!
Crisis averted!

Think fast, Chum!

♪ Just waiting for you ♪

♪ Everything City, where
we'll make your heart sing ♪

That's just about everything.
Now, just need tennis balls.

All of them.

Oh, excuse me, I'm
looking for a parakeet.

It's a gift of
appreciation for a friend.

Oh, I've got just the one, sir.

I give you,

Mephistopheles...

the parakeet of the gods.

Ah!

Oh, absolutely not.

Um, how will you
be paying today?

Set to crème brûlée.

Uh, we'll put it on my card.

Oh, right! Paying for things.

Whoever came up with that
scheme is a real evil genius.

Nighty-Knight: The
darkness fades to light,

and I have failed to
breach the entrance.

I have failed.

I have failed!

Good news, everyone. We're in.

It's about time!

Say what you will
about Megamind,

but he's always made
things user-friendly.

Nighty-Knight:
Whoa! Not so fast.

- Who said you could press it?
- I'm the leader!

Are we really gonna
keep arguing this point?

- We are!
- Nighty-Knight: We gotta figure this out

if we're gonna live on the
dark side of the moon together.

Megamind : Ollo!

Let me guess.
Leadership squabble?

Zombie Megamind!

Obviously he's not
dead, rocks for brains!

But, he is just in time
to see us complete the job

he wasn't evil enough to finish.

Computer: Launch
sequence initiated.

Five minutes to ignition.

Perfect amount of time to
bring you four to justice

and still be able to
microwave some pop-ed corn.

Nighty-Knight: You really think you
can go toe-to-toe with us alone?

Whoopsie. Not alone. You lose.

Oh! It's Megamind's evil bride!

Not evil, not a bride.

That was an act we decided
on. Together... sorta.

But, obviously, zere is
some romantic tension

- between you two, no?
- Both: It's complicated.

Guys, do I have
to villain-splain

everything to you?

They're obviously here
to stop the launch!

Get 'em!

Chum, code: "They're
coming out!"

Chum: Got it, sir.

Nose hair clippers,
huh? Who knew?

They're industrial grade.

Code: "I'm going in!"

Code: "Good luck" and code:
"Try not to get zapped."

Okay. Just gotta press the
button and stop the launch.

No need for alarm.

Huh? The alarm!

Someone's breaking
into the lair!

Oh right, that's me.

Ah! Whoa! Ah!

Uh-oh!

Ah!

Okay. Gotta time this right.

One Mississippi, two
Mississippi, three!

Hey, I did it!

Brainbot: Intruder alert,
intruder alert, intruder alert...

Ahh, why did we have
to be so thorough?

Brainbot: Intruder alert.

Nighty-Knight: Hey,
where'd they go?

- What the?
- Huh?

Now the ball is in our court!

- Get it?
- Not bad, though I would've gone with,

"Tennis, anyone?"

- Nighty-Knight: Ah! Not the face!
- You don't have a face!

Nighty-Knight:
Oh, right. Ah! Ow!

- Oh!
- Stop moving around.

I can't get a clean shot!

Tiny stings hurt Behemoth!

Stand still, you giant baby.

Playtime's over.

Ah!

Not sure we're going
to beat these guys

with sporting equipment.

We just need to buy Chum time,

and if I know my ingenious
little robot fish monkey,

he should be cleverly slipping
through the lair's defenses

right about now!

Help! I've been caught

trying to slip through
the lair's defenses!

Brainbots: Intruder alert,
intruder alert, intruder alert...

Okay, relax. You got this.

Think, Chum, think!

Ah!

- Robot Voice: Eject, eject, eject!
- Ah!

Yah! Oh!

I'm gonna miss that body.

It was my second favorite.

Just have to hurry
before I dry out.

The launch button!

Ah!

Whoa!

Almost... there!

Well, well. Nice
of you to flop in.

Can I trouble you guys for a
tank of dechlorinated water?

Computer: Preparing
city to launch.

Nine...

- Eight...
- Ah!

Citizens: Ah! What
are we gonna do?

What's happening?
Run for your lives!

Computer: Seven...

Six...

I thought Chum was
supposed to stop it by now.

You know him, always waiting
till the last second.

Computer: Five...

Four...

Three...

Two...

One. Commencing launch.

There goes the last second.

Gotta say, not a
fan of Phase Two!

In theory, it was amazing.

In practice, kinda horrifying.

And the hits keep on comin'.

We'll buy Chum more
time if we split up.

Help! Outta my way! Me first!

- What are we supposed to do now?!
- Where am I gonna go?!

What's going on?

We're all doomed! Doomed!

- Mr. Mayor, what's your plan?
- I'm sorry!

I didn't know I
needed an actual plan

for the city
launching into space!

Someone clearly
needs to take charge!

That's supposed to be you!

I just remembered,

I got a really important
lunch meeting. Gotta go!

Everyone, please
try and calm down!

- There's no contingency plan for this!
- Somebody hold me!

Keiko: Everyone,
shut your pie holes!

My girl's trying to save
your butts, so listen up!

You got this.

Police!

Have your officers
dissolve panic

and steer people
indoors or underground.

Paramedics, have
ambulances ready.

Also, be prepared to
distribute air sickness pills

in large quantities.

All for that! I
already barfed twice.

And firefighters, I
need the keys to that.

Chum, the whole city's about
to have a new zip code!

You have to hit the
"Cancel Launch" button!

Kind of busy at the moment, sir.

Yeah, busy getting
turned into sushi.

I should warn you guys.

I'm an expert in the
aquatic arts! En guard!

Whoa!

Computer: Ascent terminated.

You did it, Chum!

Oh no, you did it, Chum!

The city's falling too fast!

We have to try to...

This is the end of the
line for you, Megamind!

You all do know we're plunging
toward the earth right now?

Do not try to confuse
us with science.

Megamind: Wait!

As former leader of
The Doom Syndicate,

and according to evil custom,

I claim my right
to my own demise

per the Villain Charter,
article seven, paragraph four.

Syndicate: Huh?

The article states that
an outgoing evil leader

can only be terminated
by the new evil leader.

So, which one of
you is that again?

Guys, it's me. You know it is.

Nighty-Knight: I'm the
darkest and the doomiest.

I am ze clear choice.
I have a beret.

Behemoth wonder if we
can put differences aside

and find commonality

in the ultimate
vanquishing of archfoe.

Nighty-Knight: Huh.

He's getting away!

Nighty-Knight: Make haste,
my fellow doom slayers.

He's down here somewhere!

I feel it in the
black void of my soul!

Chum, are you there?

You have to get to
the manual controls.

Computer: City descending.

No can do, sir. Lost my bowl.

No getting out of this one.

There's always a way out.

Help is on the way,
friend of friends.

Polly 227!

Launch Operation Parakeet! -

Ha, ha!

Sir,

you made me my own
brainbot pet parakeet?

Megamind: Chum,
meet Polly 227,

a show of appreciation
for all you mean to me.

I know you wanted a real
one, but again, so much poop.

I love him, Sir!

Eternal darkness
awaits you, Megamind.

What to do, what to do?

Disguise generator!

I can smell your fear.

It smells like dark bacon.

Ho-ho!

Look into my eyes and
fall under my power,

man of blue.

Ha, ha! Zee badge of
leadership is moi!

Don't pop the
champagne just yet.

Oh?

Zis is impossibleh!

Solid!

Reap the whirlwind, Megamind!

Not a whirlwind.

Roxanne was right! You
are terrible at weather!

Maybe so, but at least I'd
still be around to enjoy it.

You, not so much.

I guess you always were meant
to be the leader, Lady Doppler.

I know, right?

But a word of advice.

Stay grounded!

Oh, why are puns always
so hard to avoid?

Oh, I forgot all about you.

When I was on such a good roll.

Uh, Behemoth figure just wait
until competition eliminated

before squashing blue man.

That's actually a
really good plan.

Behemoth appreciate compliment.

I squish you now.

Hey, look over there!

Behemoth no fall for
oldest trick in the

I'm sorry. Was I
interrupting something?

My hero.

Behind you!

Nighty-Knight: How's
this for scary?

Leadership, here I come.

Hey, tall, dark,
and trying too hard.

Nighty-Knight: Huh? What's that?

Either a paperweight
or a flash grenade.

Nighty, night, Nighty-Knight.

Huh. Guess it was
a flash grenade.

You are 100% going up
on my inspiration board.

No time for laurel
resting. Let's go!

Computer: Reaching
terminal velocity.

The retro rocket
lever is jammed!

I can't do this alone!

Megamind: Nor will you have to.

This is a team effort.

Hup!

Megamind: We need
more mega-muscle!

Computer: Warning, warning.
Impact is imminent.

Ground's approaching fast!

Megamind: Almost there!

Computer: Warning, warning...

Just a little more!

Computer: Warning...

Computer: City landed.

Thank you for flying with us.

You saved the city again, Sir.

No, we did.

- Sorry about your body, Chum.
- That's okay.

Still got a few
spares in the closet.

Roxanne: Oh, would
you look at that.

After the city's already saved,

here comes the mayor
to take all the credit.

Or he just wants to
give me another award.

Award?! After what you
just did to the city?

Hardly a building
damaged this time.

We're getting good at this.

Are you kidding?!

You put the city backwards!
Backwards... Backwards...

Personally, I prefer
a mountain view,

- but I'll put it back later.
- Uh, just so you know,

we all risked our
lives to save the city

while you were
cowering from your job.

Oh, you think you can do better?

I know I can.

Oh!

Um, okay.

Just sent you my resume.

Mayor Roxanne Ritchi.

I like the sound of that.

We are ready to do thy
bidding, Your Majesty.

Okay. Okay. I'm the
mayor now, not royalty.

Forgive us, Your Excellency.

Got the exclusive
right here, Mega-fans.

Roxanne on the inside,

Megamind, Chum, and yours
truly on the outside.

And all of us working together

to keep Metrocity
safe from evil.

You're getting good
at this hero thing.

You know, I-I think I finally
learned the big difference

between being a hero
and being a villain.

What's that?

Bad guys look out
for themselves.

Heroes look out for each other.

Together, we'll be unstoppable.

Keiko, if you'll do the honor.

Evil has finally met its match.

Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me!

I call this meeting to order.

As leader, I permit it.

No! Me leader!

Huh?

Suave Voice: I must say, I
commend you all for your efforts

against Megamind but, alas,

you lack the proper leadership
to get the job done.

Oh, really?

Ha!

On second thought, maybe
change is a good thing.

Suave Voice: So glad
you've come around.

With my help,

our blue friend will rue the day

he betrayed evil.

Nighty-Knight: What makes you
think you can take down Megamind

when we all couldn't?

Because I, Machiavillain,

am the evil genius who taught
Megamind everything he knows.

And I promise, our blue friend

will rue the day
he betrayed evil!

♪ Supervillain,
ahead of his time ♪

♪ Incredibly handsome
genius criminal mastermind ♪

♪ But now, he's all cleaned
up and fighting crime ♪

♪ A superhero that
you stream online ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Oh, feels good to
be good this time ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Oh, it's Megamind ♪

♪ Evildoers, they
better run and hide ♪

♪ Him and his sidekick
Chum are working overtime ♪

♪ That big blue head
never looked so fine ♪

♪ 'Cause he's a hero,
your superhero ♪

♪ A superhero that
you stream online ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ It feels good to
be good this time ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Woo! Megamind ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Oh, it's so good to
be good this time ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Sing it with me now ♪

♪ Megamind ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Oh, feels good to
be good this time ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Megamind ♪

♪ Ah... ♪

♪ A superhero that
you stream online ♪

♪ It's Megamind ♪

♪ Megamind rules! ♪