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♪♪
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Paintings:
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Lifeless images rendered
in colorful goop.
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But at night, they take on
a life of their own.
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They become portals to hell...
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so scary and horrible
and gruesome that...
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Bart, you should warn people
this episode is very frightening.
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Maybe they'd rather listen to that old
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"War of the Worlds" broadcast
on N.P.R.?
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- Yes, Mother.
- Good.
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Now, you hold Maggie. I'm going to
buy some earrings at the gift shop.
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The subject of our first painting
tonight is the most...
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foul, evil, vicious,
diabolical beast to stalk the earth.
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Of course, I refer to...
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The devil.
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And next in our fall catalog...
We love this...
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It is a vision
in raspberry cream.
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Pure genius.
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And now to make the leap
from dreams to reality.
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Sorry, Homer.
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While you were daydreaming,
we ate all the doughnuts.
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Well, there were a few left, but we
chucked 'em at an old man for kicks.
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Damn buzzards!
I ain't dead yet!
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All right. Stay calm.
Remember your training.
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"Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency
doughnut. Signed, Homer."
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Bastard! He's always
one step ahead.
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I'd sell my soul for a doughnut!
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Well, that can be arranged.
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Flanders!
You're the devil?
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It's always
the one you least suspect.
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Now, many people offer
to sell their souls...
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without reflecting upon
the grave ramifica...
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- Do you have a doughnut or not?
- Coming up.
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Just sign here.
Careful, hot pen.
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Who's that goat-legged fellow?
I like the cut of his jib.
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Prince of Darkness, sir.
He's your 11:00.
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Now, remember, the instant
you finish it, I own your soul for...
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Hey, wait, if I don't
finish this last bite,
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you don't get my soul, do you?
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Technically no, but...
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I'm smarter than the devil!
I'm smarter than the dev...
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You are not smarter than me!
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I'll see you in hell yet,
Homer Simpson!
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Not likely.
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Forbidden doughnut.
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Well, well. Finishing something?
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- Homer, did you eat that doughnut?
- No.
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Your wide behind won't
save you this time. Hey, Bart.
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- Hey.
- Wait!
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Doesn't my father have
the right to a fair trial?
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You Americans with your
"due process" And "fair trials."
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This is always so much easier
in Mexico. All right. Very well.
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We'll have the trial tomorrow
at the stroke of midnight.
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Till then, you're going to
spend the day in hell!
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That wasn't so bad.
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So, you like doughnuts?
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Well,
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have all the doughnuts
in the world!
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More.
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I don't understand it.
James Coco went mad in 15 minutes.
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Ooh!
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- Homer, are you all right?
- No.
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Mr. Simpson, don't you worry.
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I watched Matlock in a bar
last night.
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The sound wasn't on,
but I think I got the gist of it.
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Hear ye! Hear ye!
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The Court of Infernal Affairs
is now in session.
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Very well. But first,
some ground rules.
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Number one:
We get bathroom breaks every half hour.
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Agreed. Number two:
The jury will be chosen by me.
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Agreed.
No, wait!
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Silence! I give you
the jury of the damned!
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Benedict Arnold.
Lizzie Borden. Richard Nixon.
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But I'm not dead yet. In fact,
I just wrote an article for Redbook.
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- Hey, listen, I did a favor for you.
- Yes, master.
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John Wilkes booth.
Blackbeard the Pirate. John Dillinger.
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And the starting line of
the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low
on chairs, and this is the last one.
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Arr! This chair be high, says I.
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I hold here a contract
between myself and one Homer Simpson,
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pledging me his soul
for a doughnut!
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Which I delivered!
And it was scrum-didilly-umptious.
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I simply ask for what is mine.
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That was a right pretty speech, sir.
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But I ask you,
what is a contract?
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Webster's defines it as
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"An agreement under the law
which is unbreakable."
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"Which is unbreakable"!
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Excuse me.
I must use the restroom.
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Mr. Hutz?
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Homer Simpson,
I have no choice...
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but to sentence you
to an eternity of...
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Wait! Before you send him to hell,
there's something you should see.
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That's a photo of Homer
and me at our wedding.
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Wait a minute. You got married
in an emergency room?
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Well, Homer ate the entire
wedding cake by himself...
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before the wedding.
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Read the back!
The back!
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Arr. 'tis some kind
of treasure map.
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- You idiot, you can't read.
- Aye, 'tis true.
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My debauchery was
my way of compensatin'.
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"Dear Marge, you have
given me your hand in marriage.
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"All I can give you
in return is my soul,
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which I pledge
to you forever."
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We've heard enough.
Your Honor,
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we find that Homer Simpson's soul
is legally the property...
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of Marge Simpson
and not of the devil.
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- Yea!
- Whoo-hoo...!
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All right, Simpson.
You get your soul back.
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But let that ill-gotten doughnut
be forever on your head.
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Homer, stop picking at it.
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But I'm so sweet and tasty.
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Well, time to go to work.
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Dad, I wouldn't
go outside if I were you.
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Don't worry, boys. He's gotta
come out of there sometime.
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The next exhibit in our
ghoulish gallery is entitled...
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The "School Bus"?
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They must
mean the "Ghoul Bus."
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Nope. It says right there,
"School bus."
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Well, there's nothing scarier
than having to go to school.
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Hey, Bart, look!
Krusty trading cards!
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The long-awaited eighth series!
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"Krusty visits relatives
in Annapolis, Maryland."
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"Krusty poses for trading
card photo."
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He seems to be running
a little low on ideas.
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- Well, at least you got the gum.
- I cut my cheek!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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I hope this is sweat.
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Bart, what's wrong?
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I just had a vision of
my own horrible, fiery death.
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And?
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Lisa, your brother's
obviously had a nightmare.
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Don't worry, honey.
The scary part's over.
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Marge, look at all this great stuff
I found at the marina!
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It was just sitting
in some guy's boat.
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Aah!
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Hello, Simpson.
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I'm riding the bus because
Mother hid my car keys
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to punish me for talking
to a woman on the phone.
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She was right to do it.
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Excuse me.
Bart's a little upset this morning,
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so could everyone please
be extra-nice to him?
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Hey, where's your diaper, baby?
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Thank goodness he's drawn
attention away from my shirt.
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Milhouse!
Milhouse, wake up.
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- Quick, look out the window.
- No way, Bart.
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If I lean over, I leave myself open
to wedgies, wet willies,
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or even the dreaded
rear admiral.
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Otto, you gotta do something!
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There's a gremlin
on the side of the bus!
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Hey, no problemo, Bart-dude.
I'll get rid of it.
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No! No.
I just made my last payment.
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Everybody!
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There's a monster
on the side of the bus!
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Hey, there's no monster.
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- You're deceptive.
- I don't see anything.
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Hey, who's driving the bus?
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Ooh!
Una momento, por favor.
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Foolish earthlings.
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Frightened of a creature
that does not exist.
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Now, I've gotten word that
a child is using his imagination,
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and I've come
to put a stop to it.
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No! No, it's true!
There's a monster on the bus.
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The only monster on this bus
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is a lack of proper respect
for the rules.
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Ach. Me mule wouldn't
walk in the mud.
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So I had to put
17 bullets in him.
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You believe me, don't you?
You're my friend who believes me.
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Sweet, trustworthy Milhouse.
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Actually, Bart, you're kinda
creepin' me out.
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I think I'm gonna go sit,
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w-with that
foreign exchange student.
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Guten tag! Would you care for
a bite of my vengelerstrasse bar?
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I also have a bag
of marzipan joyjoys!
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The gremlin's takin'
off the wheel!
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Stop the bus or we're
all gonna die! Aaah!
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Take me bridle and lash
his hands to the seat!
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Would you like another
lick of my flavor wax?
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Sure.
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Well, now that
we're friends, Uter,
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how 'bout loosening
these straps?
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Ja, das ist gut.
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Hey, boy!
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Pull, Willie! Pull!
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I'm doin' all the pullin',
ya blouse-wearin' poodle walker!
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Dear Lord!
It's some sort of hideous monster.
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Aw, isn't that cute?
He's trying to claw my eyes out.
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Whoa!
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Gadzooks!
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Look at the bus! I was right,
I tell ya! I was right!
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Right or wrong, your behavior
was still disruptive, young man.
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Perhaps spending the remainder
of your life in a madhouse...
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- will teach you some manners.
- Ha-ha!
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At least now
I can get some rest.
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Hidilly-ho, Bart!
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We come now to the final and most
terrifying painting of the evening.
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To even gaze upon it
is to go mad.
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They're dogs,
and they're playing poker!
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Aaah!
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We had a story to go with this painting,
but it was far too intense.
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So we just threw something
together with vampires. Enjoy!
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Another
local peasant has been found dead,
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drained of his blood, with
two teeth marks on his throat.
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This black cape was found
on the scene. Police are baffled.
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We think we're dealing
with a supernatural being,
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most likely a mummy.
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As a precaution, I've ordered
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the Egyptian wing of the
Springfield Museum destroyed.
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Nice work, Ed.
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No, no, they're wrong!
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The creature they seek
is the walking undead.
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Nosferatu.
Das vampyr.
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A vampire!
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Lisa, vampires are make-believe.
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Just like elves,
gremlins and Eskimos.
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In a completely unrelated story,
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Montgomery Burns
has just closed a deal...
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to buy the Springfield
Blood Bank.
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I'm very excited
about this deal.
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What?
Precious blood.
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Business deal.
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It sure was nice of
Mr. Burns to invite us...
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for a midnight dinner
at his country house in...
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Pennsylvania.
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There's something fishy
about this whole setup.
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Lisa, stop being so suspicious.
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Did everyone wash their necks
like Mr. Burns asked?
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- Yes.
- Sure did.
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Welcome. Come in.
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Fresh victims for my
ever-growing army of the undead.
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Sir, you have
to let go of the button.
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Son of a bit...
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Well, if it isn't
my good friends, the...
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- Simpson family, Master.
- Simpson? Excellent.
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Dad, do you notice
anything strange?
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Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer.
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- I heard that!
- It was the boy!
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Ooh! Punch!
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Eww. Dad, this is blood.
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Correction... free blood.
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00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:44,521
Whoops. Bart and I
have to go wash up.
242
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,483
But you didn't get any
on me... wh...
243
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,818
Lisa, Burns isn't a vampire.
244
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,614
And even if he was, we're not gonna
stumble on his secret hiding place.
245
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,787
You're probably right.
Let's just go back.
246
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,667
- Satisfied?
- Big deal.
247
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,212
It's no different from the basement
in Grampa's rest home.
248
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,671
Look!
249
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,927
My God!
250
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,642
Please, Bart.
I've seen your stupid Shemp.
251
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,855
Nyung, nyung, nyung, nyung!
252
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,608
Yeah, I've seen your Curly too.
253
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,537
I know I really shouldn't,
but when am I gonna be here again?
254
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,873
Whee!
255
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,674
Well, if it isn't little...
256
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,634
boy.
257
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:03,892
Mom, Dad! Mr. Burns is
a vampire, and he has Bart!
258
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,978
Why, Bart is right here.
259
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,939
Hello, Mother.
Hello, Father.
260
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,525
I missed you during
my uneventful absence.
261
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,944
Lisa, you and your stories.
262
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:17,156
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
263
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,074
Now, let's go back to that
264
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,160
building thingy
265
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,620
where our beds and TV is.
266
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,134
Come join us, Lisa.
It's so cool.
267
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,470
You get to stay up
all night drinking blood.
268
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,389
And if you say you're a vampire,
269
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,892
you get a free small soda
at the movies.
270
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,852
No! No!
271
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,397
Lisa, it's not like
you have a choice here.
272
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,696
Bart! How many times have
I told you not to bite your sist...
273
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,199
Wait a minute!
You are a vampire!
274
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,868
Quick!
We have to kill the boy!
275
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,912
How'd you know he's a vampire?
276
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,080
He's a vampire?
Aaah!
277
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,586
Homer, we gotta do something.
Today, he's drinking people's blood.
278
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,588
Tomorrow, he could be smoking.
279
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,925
The only way to get Bart back
is to kill the head vampire,
280
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,927
Mr. Burns.
281
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,472
Kill my boss? Do I dare
live out the American dream?
282
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,725
This is dangerous.
283
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,620
I wish we could have
found a sitter for Maggie.
284
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,812
Super Fun Happy Slide!
285
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,649
- No, Dad.
! I guess killing will be fun enough.
286
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,946
You must drive this stake
right through his heart.
287
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,162
Take that, vile fiend!
288
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,167
Dad, that's his crotch.
289
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,127
Sorry.
290
00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:01,301
No!
291
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,226
- You're fired!
- D'
292
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:13,355
It's so nice having
everything back to normal.
293
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:17,442
I'm a vampire, and I've come
to suck your blood.
294
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,444
Blah! -
295
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,571
This cape is giving me a rash.
296
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,533
- Grampa's a vampire?
- We're all vampires.
297
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,952
But, no, we killed Mr. Burns.
298
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,621
You have to kill
the head vampire.
299
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,915
You're the head vampire?
300
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,710
No, I'm the head vampire!
301
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,756
- Mom?
- Well, I do have a life
302
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,383
outside this house, you know.
303
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:46,763
Happy Halloween, everybody!
304
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♪♪
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♪♪
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00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,249
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