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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Live from beautiful Laughlin, Nevada.
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It's the Miss American
Girl Pageant.
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Brought to you by
Meryl Streep's Versatility.
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Smell like Streep for cheap.
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I'm your host
Troy McClure, and now
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here come the ladies.
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♪ We learned
the truth at 17 ♪
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♪ That love was meant
for beauty queens ♪
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Like Miss South Dakota.
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Miss North Carolina.
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Miss Indiana.
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- Miss Alaska.
- Kids, I won't be home tonight,
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so I'm leaving you some low-cal
microwavable TV dinners.
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Okay.
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I'm auditioning for a play.
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It's a musical version
of "A Streetcar Named Desire."
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Isn't that exciting?
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If you ask me,
they're all winners.
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We'll be cutting
our first 40 contestants
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right after this.
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Let's take a minute to meet
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our distinguished
panel of judges.
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Skin care consultant Rowena.
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Syndicated columnist
William F. George.
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Token black panelist
Dredrick Tatum
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and Mr. Boswell,
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the man behind those infamous
worst-dressed lists.
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Mr. Boswell,
can you give us
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a sneak peek
at this year's list?
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Memo to Goldie Hawn:
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cheerleading try-outs
were 30 years ago.
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Let's grow up, shall we?
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He's such a bitch.
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I haven't been in a play
since high school,
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and I thought it would be a good chance
to meet some other adults.
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Sounds interesting.
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You know, I spend all day
alone with Maggie,
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and sometimes it's like
I don't even exist.
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Sounds interesting.
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It's time to name our five
finalists, starting with
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Miss Montana.
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A beaut from Butte.
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Miss South Carolina.
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Nothing could be finer.
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Miss Delaware.
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Gee...
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good for her.
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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Marge, keep it down in there.
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Homer, my audition is in half...
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Hey, look, it's last year's
winner, Debra Del Smallwood!
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Tonight, my reign
as Miss American Girl
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comes to an end,
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and I'd like to apologize
one last time
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for my unfortunate remarks
at the United Nations.
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Maggie, cut that racket!
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And where exactly are you going?
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I'm auditioning for a play.
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Well, this is the first
I've heard about it.
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I told you several times.
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It's a musical version of
"A Streetcar Named..."
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Excuse me, Marge.
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I think that if you
had told me, I would remember.
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I mean, I'm not an idiot.
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- Well, I thought I told you...
- Kids, back me up.
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- He's right, Mom.
- Sorry.
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Match point, Homer.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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That's okay.
We're none of us perfect.
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♪ Me-may-mow-mo-moo ♪
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Well, howdy do, neighbor.
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Hi, Ned, I didn't know
you were an actor.
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Indeedily doodily.
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I've even been
in "Streetcar" once before.
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I played Blanche Dubois.
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Just part of the fun of
going to an all-male school.
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Hello, I am Llewelyn Sinclair.
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I have directed three plays
in my career,
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and I have had
three heart attacks.
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That's how much I care.
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I'm planning for a fourth.
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Maybe I should have taken
a nice calligraphy class.
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Forget about it, that
Mr. Takahashi's a lunatic.
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- Quiet!
- Sorry.
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I am not an easy man
to work for.
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While directing
"Hats Off to Chanukah,"
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I reduced more than one
cast member to tears.
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Did I expect too much
from fourth graders?
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The review, "Play Enjoyed
By All" speaks for itself.
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Those auditioning
for the role of Stanley,
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take off your shirts.
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Take off your shirts!
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Deshabillez votre chemises.
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Schnell, schnell, schnell!
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Nope.
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Try joining a gym.
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Ye Gods!
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Hey, man, if you like that,
you should see my butt.
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You, you're my Stanley.
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Hotdiggity.
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How about that, Marge?
Little old Stanley me.
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Stella.
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Stella! Heh heh heh.
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♪ Hey, look me over... ♪
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- Next.
- ♪ Won't you come home Bill Bai... ♪
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Next.
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♪ There's got to be a... ♪
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- Next.
- ♪ Lah... ♪
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Thank you for nothing.
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You're all terrible.
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What you ladies don't
understand is that Blanche
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is a delicate flower
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being trampled
by an uncouth lout.
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Forget it.
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Just strike the sets.
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Clear the stage.
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This production is...
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Homie, I didn't get the part.
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You were right,
outside interests are stupid.
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Wait a minute.
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I'll come home right away.
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All right, I'll pick up
a bucket of fried chicken
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extra skin.
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Rolls, chocolate cream parfait...
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Stop bothering my Blanche!
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I play an aging southern beauty
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who's driven to insanity
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by her brutish
brother-in-law Stanley.
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Wow! My mother, the actress.
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I feel like
Lucie Arnaz-Luckinbill.
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Are there any jive-talking
robots in this play?
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I don't think so.
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Bart, don't ask
stupid questions.
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Is there any frontal nudity?
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No, Homer.
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My name is Helen Lovejoy,
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and I'll be playing Stella.
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I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
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I play Steve.
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My name is Otto.
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I'm playing Pablo.
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Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
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I'm filing a class-action
suit against the director
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on behalf of everyone
who was cut from the play.
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I also play Mitch.
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I'm Marge Simpson.
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I'll be playing Blanche.
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I made some peanut butter
brownies for everyone.
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Well, would anyone else
like a bite of banality?
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I would.
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- Stanley...
- Yeah.
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You're-you're pulsing
with animal lust.
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You take Blanche and you
fling her roughly to the bed.
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Roger-dodger.
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Aw! Isn't that cute?
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Me without a camera.
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Here, my sister runs
a day-care center.
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I guess a few weeks
wouldn't hurt her.
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Maggie is allergic
to strained pears
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and she likes a bottle of
warm milk before nap time.
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A bottle?
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Mrs. Simpson, do you know
what a baby's saying
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when she reaches for a bottle?
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Ba-ba?
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She's saying, "I am a leech."
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Our aim here is to develop
the bottle within.
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That sounds awfully harsh.
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Mrs. Simpson, I don't like
to toot my own horn,
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but we're the only
day-care center in town
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that's not currently under
investigation by the state.
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Well, be a good girl, Maggie.
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I'm sorry, Maggie.
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We don't allow these here.
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♪ You're a dame,
and I'm a fella ♪
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♪ Stanley, stop,
or I'll tell Stella ♪
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Passion,
Mrs. Simpson!
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Anger.
This man disgusts you.
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♪ All I want
is one embrace ♪
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♪ I'll twist this bottle
in your face ♪
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Here, Marge, let me.
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Hate to be an Armchair Blanche,
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but I always
gave it one of these.
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There, there's
the old face shredder.
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Mrs. Simpson, if you set out
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to push the bile
to the tip of my throat,
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mission accomplished.
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I'm...
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I'm gonna crawl into bed
with a bottle of amaretto.
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Good day.
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Easy, easy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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- D'
-Seven-ten split.
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Homer, can you run
some lines with me?
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Make Bart do it.
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It will just take a sec.
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Gutter ball.
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D' You see, Marge?
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While you're off in
your own little world,
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you forgot that other people
have problems too.
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Don't like to nap?
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We have a place
for babies like you.
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The box!
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All right, let amateur night
in Dixie commence.
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I'm sorry, Llewelyn.
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I just... I just don't see
why Blanche should
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shove a broken bottle
in Stanley's face.
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Couldn't she just take his abuse
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with gentle good humor?
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Marge, your ride's here.
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Homer, it will just be
a few minutes more.
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♪ You're a dame,
and I'm a fella ♪
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♪ Stanley, stop,
or I'll tell Stella ♪
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Marge, Marge...
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I'm asking for white-hot rage,
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and you're giving me
a hissy fit.
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Marge, can I get some change
for the candy machine?
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Here!
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Hey, there's some
quarters in here.
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I just don't see what's
so bad about Stanley.
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Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud.
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Marge, every second
you spend with this man,
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he is crushing
your fragile spirit.
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You can't let that happen.
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Woo-hoo!
Come to papa.
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Marge, I'll be out in the car.
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♪ All I want
is one embrace ♪
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Marge, move it or lose it.
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♪ I'll twist this bottle in your face ♪
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Alleluia! I have done it again.
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Ned, you're supposed
to overpower her.
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I'm trying, I'm trying.
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Salt me.
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Here you are, Homer.
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What the...
Why are you talking like that?
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The play's tomorrow night.
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I've got to stay in character.
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Hey Mom, would it help
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- if I talked like this too?
- It might.
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And I'll talk like this.
Bob's your uncle, mate.
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That really doesn't help, Bart.
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Big Daddy, would y'all mind
passing a little ol' biscuit?
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Can I slog off school
tomorrow? Got a pain in me gulliver.
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I'm living in a cuckoo clock.
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Ooh!
See ya' later kids.
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I've got to go rehearse
with Ned.
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But Marge, What about dessert?
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For God sakes, you can pull
the lid off your own can of pudding!
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Fine! I will!
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No, my pudding
is trapped forever.
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So I can open my own
can of pudding, can I?
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Shows what you know, Marge.
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Marge!
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Hey, Marge!
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Keep yelling, you big ape.
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Aren't you being
a little hard on old Homie?
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Forget about him.
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00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,249
Let's rehearse the bottle scene.
260
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,920
Ho, let's not and say we did?
261
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,174
So, what time
does this play start?
262
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,675
Why, are you going?
263
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,093
Well, I got to go, don't I?
264
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,845
I'm sure you won't enjoy it.
265
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,806
There's nothing about
bowling in the play.
266
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,891
Wait, there is.
267
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,309
Probably not much of it.
268
00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,311
Why can't you be a
little more supportive?
269
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,647
'Cause I don't care, okay?
270
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,010
I can't fake an
interest in this,
271
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,501
and I'm an expert
at faking an interest
272
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,235
in your kooky projects.
273
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,820
What kooky projects?
274
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,112
You know, the painting class,
275
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,073
the first aid course,
the whole Lamaze thing.
276
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,991
Why didn't you tell me
you felt this way?
277
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,161
You know I would never do
anything to hurt your feelings.
278
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,748
Good night.
279
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,129
Playing nicely, little humans?
Good, good.
280
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,673
Hello, Maggie.
281
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,799
Poor little dullard.
282
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:34,790
Hey, kids!
I'm flame-retardant.
283
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:56,896
If I break, buy a new one.
284
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,385
Maggie, time to go to the...
285
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,625
babies.
286
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,798
Perhaps we are all a little mad,
287
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:07,341
we who don the cap and bells,
288
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,510
and tread beneath
the proscenium arch.
289
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,554
But tonight,
you will all be transformed
290
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,932
from dead-eyed suburbanites
291
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:18,060
into white-hot grease fires
of pure entertainment!
292
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,812
Except you.
You're not working out.
293
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:20,938
I'll be playing your part.
294
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,021
Drag!
295
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,319
♪ Long before the Superdome ♪
296
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,573
♪ Where the Saints
of football play ♪
297
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:36,120
♪ Lived a city that
the damned call home ♪
298
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:42,418
♪ Hear their
hellish roundelay ♪
299
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,468
♪ New Orleans ♪
300
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,512
♪ Home of pirates,
drunks, and whores ♪
301
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,764
♪ New Orleans ♪
302
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,850
♪ Tacky, overpriced
souvenir stores ♪
303
00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,995
♪ If you want to go to hell,
you should take a trip ♪
304
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,104
♪ To the Sodom and Gomorrah
on the Mississip ♪
305
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,440
♪ New Orleans ♪
306
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,527
♪ Stinking, rotten, vomity,
vile, New Orleans ♪
307
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,863
♪ Putrid, brackish,
maggoty, foul ♪
308
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,198
♪ New Orleans ♪
309
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,200
♪ Crummy, lousy,
wretched and rank ♪
310
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,494
♪ New Orleans ♪
311
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,080
What's the matter, honey? Are ya' lost?
312
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,874
I'm looking for my sister, Stella.
313
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,250
It's Mom!
314
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,004
My name is Blanche Dubois.
315
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:37,264
♪ I thought my life would
be a Mardi Gras ♪
316
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,309
♪ A never-ending party ♪
317
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,061
Ha!
318
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:48,942
♪ I'm a faded Southern dame
without a dime ♪
319
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,239
I'm collecting
for The Evening Star.
320
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,491
Come here.
321
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,035
I want to kiss you just once,
322
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:02,831
softly and sweetly
on your mouth.
323
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:09,713
♪ I am just
a simple paper boy ♪
324
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:13,801
♪ No romance do I seek ♪
325
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,096
♪ I just wanted 40 cents ♪
326
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:22,101
♪ For my deliveries
last week ♪
327
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:26,105
♪ Will this
bewitching floozy ♪
328
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:30,150
♪ Seduce this
humble newsy ♪
329
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:36,198
♪ What's
a paper boy to ♪
330
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:44,206
♪ Do? ♪
331
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,458
Whoo-hoo!
332
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,755
Stella!
333
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,634
Stella!
334
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,012
♪ Can't you hear me yell-a ♪
335
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,558
♪ You're puttin' me
through hell-a ♪
336
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,309
♪ Stella ♪
337
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,978
Stella!
338
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,987
Cool, she can fly.
339
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,574
I think it's supposed to
symbolize her descent into madness.
340
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,874
Whoever you are,
341
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:32,254
I have always depended
on the kindness of strangers.
342
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:37,259
♪ You can always depend
on the kindness of strangers ♪
343
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:41,138
♪ To buck up your spirits
and shield you from dangers ♪
344
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:44,308
♪ Now, here's a tip from
Blanche you won't regret ♪
345
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:49,104
♪ A stranger's just a friend
you haven't met ♪
346
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:53,483
♪ You haven't met ♪
347
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,611
♪ Streetcar! ♪
348
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,864
Yay!
349
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,074
♪♪
350
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,162
Yay!
351
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,053
Mwah! Mwah!
352
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,723
You people out there,
you are the stars!
353
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:25,806
Cool!
354
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,066
Hey, look at me!
I'm Blanche Dubois.
355
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,234
Mom!
356
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,903
Oof!
Way to go, Mom.
357
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:39,863
Everybody was cheering for you.
358
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,782
Almost everybody.
359
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,283
Kids, wait in the car.
360
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,078
I want to talk to your mother
about this play thing.
361
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,331
Looking for a spot
of fun with the Missus, Gov'nor?
362
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,167
Shut up, boy.
Marge, you were terrific.
363
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,669
Come on, Homer.
364
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,462
By the end, you were so bored,
365
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,006
you could barely keep
your selfish head up.
366
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,008
I wasn't bored.
I was sad.
367
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:04,513
It really got to me
how that lady, um...
368
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,473
You know which one I mean.
You played her.
369
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,556
Blanche.
370
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,851
Yeah, how Blanche was sad,
371
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,938
and how that guy, Stanley,
should have been nice to her.
372
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,731
Yeah, go on.
373
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,608
I mean, it made me feel bad.
374
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,069
The poor thing ends up
being hauled to the nut house,
375
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,238
when all she needed
was for that big slob
376
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,824
to show her some respect.
377
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,534
At least, that's what I thought.
378
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,287
I have a history of missing
the point of stuff like this.
379
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,164
No, Homer,
you got it just right.
380
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,002
Hey, you know,
I'm a lot like that guy.
381
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,461
- Really?
- Yeah,
382
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,172
like when I pick my teeth
with the mail and stuff.
383
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,466
Well, maybe just a little.
384
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,560
♪♪
385
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,289
Shh!
386
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,003
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