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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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I am not cleaning that.
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Who am I kidding?
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Now, Maggie...
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when you grow up
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you can suck your pacifier
all you want.
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Extra mustard for Bart's
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sliced diagonally,
not length-wise.
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Light mayo for Lisa,
cut off the crust.
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Double bologna for Homer...
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Where's my lucky red cap...
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Mom, I hate those
pimento things...
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Marge, I split my pants again.
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Ooh! Can I have
two sandwiches today?
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- Make them bologna...
- Mom, I can't eat those...
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One at a time!
One at a time!
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- Double bologna!
- No pimentos!
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- Don't forget to make it...
- Mom, where's my...
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That's enough!
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There you go, Lisa...
No pimentos.
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Bart, your hat's where you
left it... behind the toilet.
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Homer, I'll sew your pants,
but I'm out of bologna.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Thanks, Mom.
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D'
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Videos to return
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grocery list,
flea dip for the cat
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Homer's dry cleaning...
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I think that's everything.
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Marge, can you take
my ball to Nick's today?
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A bottle cap got lodged
in the finger hole.
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Homer, I'm running late
as it is.
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Can't you just use one of
the balls at the alley?
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Alley balls?
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All right. Don't whine.
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Just put it in my left hand.
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Kids, hurry up or you're
going to miss your bus.
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- No way.
- Never happen.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Mom, bart's making faces at me.
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It's a nervous twitch,
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and I'm a little
sensitive about it
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if you don't mind.
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Mom, he's doing it again!
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Bart, quit it. Quit it!
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Hey, quit it, quit it, quit it.
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Mom!
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Get... out!
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Fruit leather...
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tree fresh
imitation orange drink...
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Krusty brand
duck sausage pizza...
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Sorry lady, you've got
the wrong Nick's.
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You want Nick's
on the other side of town.
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I don't know what
Nicky's telling you.
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I haven't flushed a ball
in years.
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This miserable stress headache.
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Feels like there's
a rat in my brain!
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It's time for
another Bill and Marty
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classic crank call.
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Hello, is this
Mr. Justin Sherman?
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Yes.
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Sir, your wife is dead.
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God, no!
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That's right.
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She just walked through
a plate glass window.
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There's blood everywhere.
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But I just talked to her.
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Bart's making faces.
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Where's my lucky red cap?
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- Alley balls?
- Your wife is dead.
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I haven't flushed a ball
in years.
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Noooo!
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Look, lady, this better be good.
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This is Arnie Pie
with Arnie in the Sky.
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We've got big problems
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on the Springfield
Memorial Bridge, people.
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Traffic going waaay back
in both directions.
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And look out at the corner
of 14th and Elm
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'cause I just dropped my bagel.
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She's locked in the car
and refuses to move.
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Did you flash your lights?
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Yes.
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Well, I'm fresh out of ideas.
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All right!
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A chance to catch some rays.
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Come on! Come on!
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I got a body in the trunk.
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Mr. Genie, stop fiddling
with the buttons.
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Now you've gotten
chocolate all over everything!
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This is Kent Brockman
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reporting live from
Arnie Pie's traffic copter
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but I can assure you, this is
no mere morning traffic report.
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Hey!
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Face the facts Arnie.
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An overworked and
under-appreciated housewife
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has snapped and parked
her car on the bridge,
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refusing to budge.
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This reporter is now
going to be lowered down
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in the Channel 6 sky harness
for an exclusive interview.
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Hey!
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Hey sweetheart,
what's the matter?
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Not getting enough
of the good stuff at home?
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D'
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Let me through.
Let me through.
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I'm her husband.
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That explains a lot.
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Try to talk her out of there
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but don't put your lips
on it or anything.
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Hello.
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Hello!
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Is this thing on?
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Hello?!
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Homer, is that you?
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What should I say?
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Well how about, "Yes, it's me"?
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Yes, it's me.
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Tell her you love her.
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I love you very much.
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Awww.
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And...
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later tonight, I think you
and I should...
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snuggle?
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Ha, ha!
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Why don't you just wrap it up?
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Look, Marge, I can tell
something's bothering you
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but if you come out of that car
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I promise to do
whatever it takes
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to make it better.
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Please, honey?
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Okay.
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Cuff her, boys!
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Off the record, ma'am,
all the gals on the force
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- knew just how you felt.
- That's nice.
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Do you think you could
loosen my cuffs?
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No.
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Don't you worry,
Mr. Mayor.
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This little bird'll be cracking rocks
by the end of the week.
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Wiggum, you glorified
night watchman, let her go!
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But she broke the law.
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Thanks for the civics lesson.
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Now listen to me.
If Marge Simpson goes to jail,
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I can kiss the chick vote
good-bye
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and if I go down,
you're gonna break my fall!
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Word to the wise, Quimby.
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Don't write checks
your butt can't cash.
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Hear me loud and clear Wiggum,
you bite me, I'll bite back.
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You talk the talk, Quimby,
but do you walk the walk?
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I hereby declare today
to be Marge Simpson Day
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in the city of Springfield.
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They're like trained seals...
Toss 'em a fish
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and watch 'em slap
their fins together.
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Well, all's well that ends well.
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Good night, Marge.
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Many years ago
the Spanish explorers
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discovered a little
piece of heaven
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nestled in the
Springfield mountains.
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They called it Rancho Relaxo
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and so do we.
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Today, it's Springfield's
only two-star health spa.
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Swim, play tennis,
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or just sit
and stare at the walls.
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At Rancho Relaxo,
you're the boss.
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Remember, you can't spell
"Relaxo" without relax.
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Homer?
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- Homer!
- What?
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I need a vacation.
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What?! But, Marge,
we just had a vacation.
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Remember Mystic Caverns?
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I need to unwind.
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I know you do, Marge,
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but come on, you know what
our vacations are like...
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Those three monsters
in the back seat
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"Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?"
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And let's face it, I'm no
day at the beach either.
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"Marge, can I have
another sandwich?
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Marge, can I have
another sandwich?"
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No, I mean a vacation by myself.
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What?!
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You mean we're getting
a divorce?
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Marge, I can change.
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No, Homie, no.
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I still love you.
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A lot of couples
take separate vacations.
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Well, okay...
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but you have to swear
you're coming back.
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I swear.
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All right, then.
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Thanks again for taking
the children while I'm away.
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Don't worry yourself.
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We've got six months
of maternity leave
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we're never gonna use anyway.
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Homer, can you bring Maggie out?
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Wish I'd thought of that.
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She's starting to give.
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Homer! If Maggie
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really doesn't want
to leave the house
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maybe she should
just stay with you.
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Are you sure that's wise?
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He'll probably trade her
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for a beer and a nudie magazine.
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For your information,
I can take care of my...
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See? Got her
on the first bounce.
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All aboard for
Shelbyville, Badwater,
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Kettlestone Testing Grounds,
and Rancho Relaxo.
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Good-bye, Homie.
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Good-bye? Where's
my clean underwear?
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Check the dryer.
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How often should I
change Maggie?
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Whenever she needs it.
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Marge, Marge, how do I
use the pressure cooker?
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Don't!
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♪♪
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This is Koma... W-K-O-M-A.
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Restful, easy listening.
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Coming up next,
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a super set of songs
about clouds.
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Hello, Maggie.
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Sorry, honey.
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Mommy went crazy
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and went far, far away.
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So it's going to be
just you and me for a while.
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Just you and me.
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Kids, you haven't touched
your tongue sandwiches.
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Do you need something to drink?
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We've got Clamato, Mr. Pibb,
and soy milk.
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That's all right.
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I think I'll just hit the hay.
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It's 12:30 in the afternoon.
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I'm aware of the time.
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Lisa, you'll sleep in my bed.
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Bart, you'll be sleeping
with your Aunt Patty.
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In your bed?
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And I should warn you,
I'm told I snore.
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Ooh, Divorce Court is on
in 15 minutes!
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I'm scared, Lisa.
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You think you know fear?
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Well, I've seen them naked.
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Hello,
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and welcome to Rancho Relaxo.
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I'm Troy McClure.
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You might remember me
from such films as
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"Today We Kill,
Tomorrow We Die,"
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and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule"
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but today you'll see me
in my greatest role...
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Your video tour guide
to Rancho Relaxo.
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Our tour starts
in your very own room
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where Relaxo-Vision offers you
the latest Hollywood hits
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and after midnight
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the finest "R" rated movies
Europe has to offer.
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Ooh-la-la!
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Today's selections are:
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Chef Rodrigo,
what are you up to?
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Taste for yourself, Troy.
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That can't be good for me.
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It tastes too good.
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That's where you're wrong, Troy.
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This whole pot
is only 14 calories.
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Gregory...
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where have you been all my life?
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Feeling tense?
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Then just push nine
on your phone,
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then the pound sign, then 4-8-3.
264
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,231
We'll do the rest.
265
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,152
Come on, Maggie.
266
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,236
Nummy-nummy-num.
267
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,371
Strained peas.
268
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,415
♪ Shakespeare's
fried chicken ♪
269
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,334
♪ Come gorge
yourself today... ♪
270
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,925
♪ Nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah,
la, la, la... ♪
271
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,513
D'Let go!
272
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,431
Mmmmm...
273
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,768
Marge, it's times like this
274
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,188
I'm glad I flunked out of
that Mexican med school.
275
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,648
Hi, Barney.
276
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,358
Thanks for keeping me company.
277
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:20,359
No problem.
278
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,944
Well, well...
279
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,196
if it isn't little Bart.
280
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,073
Remember your Uncle Barney?
281
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:28,200
Hey, Homer, let me hold him.
282
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,411
All right, but just be careful.
283
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:34,206
Whoa! Someone smells stinky.
284
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,292
It's me.
285
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,378
Bart, you really
shouldn't be looking
286
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,171
through other people's things.
287
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,549
Find anything good?
288
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,467
I said it before,
and I'll say it again.
289
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,552
Ay, caramba!
290
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,722
Hey, Lis, bang, bang!
291
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:50,806
Aw, Bart...
292
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,391
that's a blackhead gun!
293
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,474
Eww!
294
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,480
Best McGyver ever.
295
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,861
Richard Dean Anderson
will be in my dreams tonight.
296
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,172
♪ Go to sleep ♪
297
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,341
♪ And good night ♪
298
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:29,553
♪ La-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪
299
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,513
♪ Dee-dee-dee ♪
300
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,933
♪ Dee-dee-dee ♪
301
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:39,021
♪ May your Christmas
days be nice ♪
302
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,565
Good night, my little pork chop.
303
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,902
Maggie?
304
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,863
Time for your 9:00 a.m. feeding.
305
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,073
Heh, heh, heh.
306
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:37,955
Maggie?
307
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,289
Maggie?
308
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,917
Maggie?!
309
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,920
Hoo...
310
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,257
Maggie!
311
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,383
Man.
312
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,926
You want a bad night?
313
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,761
Try sleeping on one of these.
314
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,138
Barney, I've lost the baby.
315
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,473
It's the worst thing
I've ever done.
316
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,766
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
317
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,226
You know what I'm gonna do?
318
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978
I'm gonna make you an omelet.
319
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:01,979
Just help me look.
320
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,772
Are you sure?
321
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,691
I make them
with two kinds of cheese.
322
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,067
- C'mon!
- Whoa!
323
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,486
Hey, Homer, I think
I've got her.
324
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,989
Come on!
325
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,616
Barney, you're gonna
pull her arm off!
326
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,410
The sooner I get her out,
327
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,454
the sooner we can have omelets.
328
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,014
So, what's the verdict?
329
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,599
Dear God.
330
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,934
I can't even put a bag
over my head.
331
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,603
Yes, you can.
332
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,649
Hello, I'd like the department
of missing babies.
333
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:48,859
Please hold.
334
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:49,985
♪ Baby, come back ♪
335
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,487
♪ Listen, baby ♪
336
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,490
♪ You can
blame it all on me ♪
337
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,408
♪ I was wrong ♪
338
00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,287
♪ And I just can't live
without you ♪
339
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,920
I guess I've done everything.
340
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:14,051
By now you've seen what
Rancho Relaxo has to offer.
341
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,347
But remember, we can't tell
you how to have a good time.
342
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,183
You have to tell us.
343
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,436
As I said to Delores Montenegro
in "Calling All Quakers"...
344
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,438
"Have it your way, baby."
345
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,774
♪♪
346
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,195
Hello, room service?
347
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,614
This is Marge Simpson.
348
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,784
I'd like a hot fudge sundae
with whipped cream
349
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,828
and some
chocolate chip cheesecake
350
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,248
and a bottle of tequila.
351
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,959
Let's get out of here, Thelma.
352
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,293
Okay, Louise.
353
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,935
What do you want?
354
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,728
I came to see the kids.
355
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,896
Wait here...
356
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,982
and don't steal any light bulbs.
357
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:12,985
Dad!
358
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,695
Hey, kids.
359
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,406
You haven't seen Maggie
around anyplace, have you?
360
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,869
Well, I got to go.
361
00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,039
Come on, kids.
362
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,483
It's time to rub
Aunt Patty's feet.
363
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,007
Hello, Gov'nor.
364
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,800
Lube job while you wait?
365
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:37,968
Don't touch me.
366
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,519
- Yello.
- Hi, Homie.
367
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,396
I feel much better.
368
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:52,024
Listen, Marge...
369
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,234
how would you feel
if I told you the dog ran away?
370
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,236
Homer, that's awful.
371
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,322
Well, I got good news for you.
372
00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,948
The dog didn't run away.
373
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,283
Well, good.
374
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,951
I'm coming home, honey.
375
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,762
You can pick me up at the
train station in an hour,
376
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:07,247
and bring the kids. Bye.
377
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,499
D'
378
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,084
Please, don't jump.
379
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,670
I know you're going through
some tough times
380
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,715
but you have your whole life
ahead of you.
381
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,470
Well, Marge...
Maggie was very young.
382
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,972
It's not like we got
so attached to her.
383
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,057
No.
384
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,476
Marge, isn't life funny?
385
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,186
One day, they're babies,
386
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,229
the next thing you know,
they're off on their own.
387
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,943
Are you the man
who reported the lost baby?
388
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,611
- Yes.
- Can you describe her?
389
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:39,780
She's small...
390
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:40,948
she's a girl...
391
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,950
- Bingo!
- Maggie!
392
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,743
Not so fast.
393
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,828
You're wanted on three counts
of criminal neglect.
394
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,996
You found my baby!
395
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,749
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
396
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,626
Schucks.
397
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:56,171
Just don't do it again,
you big lug.
398
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,217
You're not going anywhere.
399
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,659
Hi! Did you miss me?
400
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,289
Never leave again!
Never leave again!
401
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,415
Never leave again.
402
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,292
I missed you too.
403
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,015
And from now on,
I hope you'll help me out
404
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,420
a little more than you used to.
405
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,796
You got it, sweetheart.
406
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,506
You have enough blanket, there?
407
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,758
Well, I could use a little more.
408
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,886
And sometimes,
I want a little time to myself
409
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,030
and I expect you to help...
410
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,347
Mom...
411
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,640
I think I speak
412
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,225
for everyone in this bed
413
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,811
when I say you have
nothing to worry about.
414
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:53,979
Now, let's just try and get
415
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,188
a little shut-eye. Okay?
416
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,075
♪♪
417
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,077
Shh!
418
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:57,292
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