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[ gasps]
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[Captioning sponsored by
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATION]
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Angelica:
A-N-X-G-F.
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LOOK, I SPELLED MY NAME.
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HOW WONDERFUL, DEAR.
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FINISH YOUR MILK.
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I NEED THE DEAL MEMO
RETYPED BY HAND, A.S.A.P.
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APPARENTLY, THESE PEOPLE
DON'T TRUST COMPUTERS.
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OF COURSE THEY'LL SELL.
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CHARLOTTE, HAVE YOU SEEN
MY GREEN PAISLEY TIE?
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...I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THIS FOR DAYS.
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THEY CALL THAT
A COUNTER OFFER?
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DADDY, HOW COME
COUSIN TOMMY
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IS STAYING WITH US
TODAY?
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AND UNCLE STU
AND AUNT DIDI
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ARE TAKING
A LITTLE VACATION.
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HOW COME?
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THEY NEED TO BE
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BY THEMSELVES
FOR A WHILE.
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HOW COME?
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THEY DON'T WANT CHILDREN
AROUND
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WHEN THEY DO
GROWN-UP THINGS.
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HOW COME?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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IT'S A MYSTERY.
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...TAKE DOWN THE MAPLETHORPE
AND PUT UP
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THAT HIDEOUS
NORMAL ROCKWELL.
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IT'S IN THE JANITOR'S
CLOSET.
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WATCH ME
FINISH MY MILK.
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[ both:]
HONEY, COULD YOU TAKE CARE
OF THAT?
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OKAY, I GOT TO RUN.
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BYE, HONEY. BE GOOD.
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BYE-BYE, TOMMY.
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[ both:]
I THOUGHT YOU...
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I'M STAGING A TAKEOVER
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OF FAMOUS ETHEL'S
COOKIE COMPANY.
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I'M BUNGEE JUMPING
WITH THE C.E.O.
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OF CYBERSYSTEMS
INTERNATIONAL.
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I CAN'T TAKE THE KIDS.
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I CAN TAKE CARE
OF THE BABY, MOMMY.
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OF COURSE YOU COULD,
SWEETIE
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BUT WE'D FEEL BETTER
IF YOU HAD
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A GROWN-UP AROUND.
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WE'RE SUCCESSFUL EXECUTIVES.
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WE CAN SOLVE THIS.
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WHAT ABOUT BETTY AND HOWARD?
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THEY TOOK THE TWINS
TO A TRACTOR PULL.
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THEY SPOIL THEM. CHAZ?
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HE'S AT A THERAPIST'S
CONVENTION.
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CHAZ ISN'T A THERAPIST.
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HE WANTS TO FIND ONE.
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DON'T WE KNOW ANY SITTERS?
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WE HAVE TROUBLE
GETTING ANYONE
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TO COME BACK
A SECOND TIME.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL TAKE THEM
TO WORK WITH ME.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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THEY'RE GOOD KIDS.
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I'M AN ORGANIZED, '90s MOM.
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HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
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MOMMY, DO I GET
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TO HELP YOU WORK?
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ABSOLUTELY, DARLING.
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YOU CAN BE MOMMY'S
ASSISTANT.
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WHY DON'T YOU
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CARRY MY BRIEFCASE.
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TOMMY CAN'T HELP.
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HE'S JUST A BABY.
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JONATHAN,
I'M IN THE GARAGE.
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I'LL BE THERE
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IN APPROXIMATELY 40 SECONDS.
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DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU SAY?
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YES. I'M THE BOSS.
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COULD YOU MAKE THEM
WEAR GORILLA SUITS?
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YES. YES, JONATHAN.
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AND WEAR THEIR UNDERWEAR
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ON THEIR HEADS?
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MOMMY HAS SOMETHING TO DISCUSS.
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AND MAKE THEM WALK BACKWARDS?
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Stand back!
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You are too close
to the vehicle.
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HEY, MOMMY, A TALKING CAR.
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THAT'S NICE, SWEETIE.
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WHAT? NOT YOU, JONATHAN.
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I WOULDN'T CALL MY EMPLOYEES
SWEETIE--
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AT LEAST, NOT SINCE
THE CLARENCE THOMAS HEARINGS.
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[ alarms blaring]
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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SOMEONE'S CAR ALARM
JUST WENT OFF.
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IT'S A BLUE B.M.W.
ON LEVEL TWO.
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HAVE IT TOWED.
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[ Tommy crying]
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WHAT A GOOD BOY.
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NO MORE TEARS, NOW.
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THAT'S RIGHT. ALL SMILES.
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Charlotte:
FABULOUS.
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[ elevator bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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[ bell dings]
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YOU SAID 40 SECONDS.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D
BEEN ABDUCTED
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BY ECO-TERRORISTS AGAIN.
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THIS IS MY NEPHEW TOMMY.
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AH! YOU BROUGHT HER?
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I TOLD YOU I'D BE BACK.
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HONEY, GIVE MOMMY'S
BRIEFCASE TO JONATHAN.
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[ gasps]
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[ bell dings]
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STOP THAT ELEVATOR!
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IT BETTER NOT BE SCUFFED.
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IS THE PRESENTATION READY?
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IT TOOK 14 CUPS OF COFFEE
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AND AN ALL-NIGHTER,
BUT IT'S DONE.
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THIS IS THE MODEL OF THE TOWN
IN ITS CURRENT CONDITION...
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AND THIS IS THE TOWN
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AFTER WE TRANSFORM IT
INTO FAMOUS ETHEL'S
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COOKIE WORLD
ENTERTAINMENT PARK--
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THE COOKIEST PLACE
ON EARTH.
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EXCELLENT WORK,
JONATHAN.
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MOMMY, CAN I PLAY
WITH THE TOY TOWN?
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THIS ISN'T A TOY.
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IT'S A MODEL THAT MOMMY
NEEDS FOR WORK.
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MOMMY WILL BUY YOU
A TOY TOWN LATER.
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BUT I WANT IT NOW.
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AH!
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GOOD MORNING, VESCO.
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GOOD MORNING, BOESKY.
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MOMMY, CAN'T WE PLAY
WITH THE TOY TOWN?
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I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT A TOY.
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LET'S RUN DOWN THE STRATEGY
FOR THIS MEETING.
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THE FIRST ORDER...
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MOMMY, WHEN I GROW UP,
CAN I DO THIS WORK?
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AS I WAS SAYING...
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OF COURSE YOU CAN.
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OKAY, ONCE AGAIN.
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MOMMY, WHAT DOYOU DO?
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LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY--
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A CORPORATION IS LIKE
A HUNGRY MONSTER.
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MY JOB IS TO FIND
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PLENTY OF WEAKER MONSTERS
TO EAT.
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NEAT! DOES THIS MONSTER
EAT BABIES TOO?
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NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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[ yelling]
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STOP!
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ANGELICA, NO!
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JONATHAN, FIND SOMEWHERE
TO PUT THE FISH.
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DEEP HEALING BREATH.
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DEEP HEALING BREATH.
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[ nervous laugh]
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DON'T WE HAVE
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AN EMPLOYEE
DAY-CARE CENTER?
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YOU NIXED IT.
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I'M UN-NIXING IT.
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HOW CAN A WORKING MOTHER GET BY?
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SHALL I RESCHEDULE THE MEETING?
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I'VE BEEN PLANNING
THIS COUP TOO LONG
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TO PUT IT OFF NOW.
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YOU'LL BE A GOOD GIRL
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FOR JONATHAN, WON'T YOU.
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CAN'T I COME WITH YOU?
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IF YOU'RE GOOD, YOU CAN GO
WITH DADDY TOMORROW.
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CIAO, JONATHAN.
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JONATHAN, I WOULD LIKE
A GLASS OF WATER.
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UH, SURE. OKAY.
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YOU TWO JUST STAY HERE.
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I THOUGHT HE'D NEVER LEAVE.
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SHOULDN'T BE WE BE
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AT THE PLAYGROUND
OR SOMETHING?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THE TOY TOWN IS BETTER
THAN ANY PLAYGROUND.
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LET'S MAKE LIKE A TREE
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AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS OKAY?
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OF COURSE.
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MY MOMMY'S
THE PRESIDENT.
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COME ON.
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DID YOU WANT SPARKLING OR..?
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UH-OH.
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WE GOT A SMALL COMPANY.
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A BIG EXECUTIVE LIKE YOU
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PROBABLY DON'T
HAVE THE TIME
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TO CODDLE IT LIKE WE DO.
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LET ME ASSURE YOU
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MY CODDLING CREDENTIALS
ARE FLAWLESS.
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I THINK OUR PRESENTATION
SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
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AND YOU WANT
YOUR COMPANY TO GROW.
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[ whispering]
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WHAT!? IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO THEM, I'LL...
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PLEASE EXCUSE ME.
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JONATHAN WILL
SHOW YOU AROUND
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WHILE I SEE
TO A MINOR CRISIS.
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I WAS TELLING THEM
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WHAT A CARING,
PERSONAL COMPANY THIS IS.
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UM...
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THIS IS OUR FAX MACHINE.
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OUR COMPANY COVER LETTER
IS RATHER CLEVER.
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IT SAYS, "JUST THE FAX."
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YOU KNOW,
LIKE THE TV SHOW.
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"JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM."
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WE THINK TELEVISION
IS EVIL.
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THERE IT IS!
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LET'S PLAY.
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[ both giggling]
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I'LL BE THE AMAZING
GIGANTIC GIRL.
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YOU BE THE TOWNSPEOPLE.
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WHAT DO I DO?
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YOU RUN AND SCREAM
WHILE I TRY TO STOMP YOU.
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[ high voice:]
NICE NIGHT, SHERIFF BOB.
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[ deeper voice:]
YES IT IS, NURSE NANCY.
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NICE AND QUIET.
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A LITTLE TOO QUIET.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S THAT?
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OH, NO! IT'S THE AMAZING
GIGANTIC GIRL!
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[ screaming]
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[ roaring]
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ANGELICA?
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TOMMY?
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[ gasps]
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THE COOKIE WORLD MODEL--
OF COURSE.
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THERE YOU ARE, TOMMY.
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WHERE'S ANGELICA?
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I COULDN'T STOP HIM.
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HE WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
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ANGELICA, DIDN'T
MOMMY TELL YOU
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THIS WASN'T A TOY?
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I DON'T REMEMBER.
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YOU WRECKED AN EXPENSIVE MODEL
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RUINED AN IMPORTANT
BUSINESS DEAL
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DISOBEYED ME,
AND SET A BAD EXAMPLE FOR TOMMY.
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IF YOU WERE BOSS
AND AN EMPLOYEE
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BEHAVED LIKE THIS,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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ARE YOU GOING TO FIRE ME,
MOMMY?
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NO, OF COURSE NOT, ANGEL.
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YOU'RE MY BABY GIRL
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BUT FROM NOW ON,
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
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AND I SAY NO,
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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ASK DADDY?
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NO, YOU'LL BE A GOOD GIRL
AND DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, OKAY?
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
WE PICKED A BAD TIME
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FOR BUSINESS.
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WHY DON'T WE GET BACK
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00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:26,246
TO YOU FOLKS
WITH OUR DECISION.
249
00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,074
BUT THE PRESENTATION.
250
00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:29,629
I THINK WE'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
251
00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:31,838
SO, DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GOING
252
00:10:31,941 --> 00:10:33,287
TO ACCEPT YOUR BID?
253
00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:36,843
NO, I DON'T THINK
THEY'LL ACCEPT MY BID.
254
00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:37,982
CALL AND HAVE
255
00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,743
SECURITY ESCORT YOU
OFF THE PREMISES.
256
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:42,055
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
257
00:10:42,158 --> 00:10:43,228
YOU'RE FIRED!
258
00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:45,679
OH. WELL,
THAT'S PRETTY CLEAR.
259
00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:53,411
SPIKE KNOWS HOW TO FETCH,
SO YOU CAN LEARN.
260
00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:54,792
NOW, FETCH.
261
00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:57,726
DADDY!
262
00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:58,381
HELLO, PRINCESS.
263
00:10:58,485 --> 00:11:00,280
WHERE'S YOUR MOMMY?
264
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:02,592
IN THE SHOWER, WASHING AWAY
THE STENCH OF FAILURE.
265
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:03,490
UH-OH.
266
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,219
BAD DAY, DEAR?
267
00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:09,738
A LIVING NIGHTMARE.
268
00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:11,394
[ doorbell rings]
269
00:11:11,498 --> 00:11:13,845
JONATHAN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
270
00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:15,122
I'M SORRY,
BUT FAMOUS ETHEL CALLED
271
00:11:15,226 --> 00:11:19,023
AND INSISTED
THAT I BRING HER BY.
272
00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:19,955
I'M SORRY ABOUT...
273
00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,025
SORRY?
274
00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:22,267
I TELL YOU, ABE AND I
275
00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:24,200
SO IMPRESSED WITH YOUR
MATERNAL INSTINCTS
276
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:27,445
WE DECIDED TO SELL
TO YOUR COMPANY.
277
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:29,930
WHY DON'T YOU
AND YOUR HUSBAND
278
00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:31,691
COME OUT
AND CELEBRATE WITH US.
279
00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:32,692
I'LL GET MY COAT.
280
00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:34,245
JONATHAN, YOU'RE NOT FIRED.
281
00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,730
IN FACT, I'M GIVING YOU
A PROMOTION.
282
00:11:36,834 --> 00:12:10,005
PROMOTION? VICE-PRESIDENT?
283
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:12,490
IT'S THE NEATEST THING
284
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:13,767
I EVER SAWED.
285
00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:14,526
YEAH.
286
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:15,631
LET'S GO PLAY
WITH IT.
287
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,632
WAIT!
288
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,221
I DON'T KNOW
289
00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,395
IF THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
290
00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:22,880
THAT'S MY DADDY'S FAVORITE TOY.
291
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:26,262
BUT LOOK HOW SHINY IT IS.
292
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:31,095
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
IT IS KIND OF SHINY.
293
00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:33,683
Phil:
AND LOOK HOW SILVERY
294
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,720
IT IS.
295
00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,618
Lil:
AND LOOK
HOW ROUND IT IS.
296
00:12:37,722 --> 00:12:39,586
OHH...
297
00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,727
I GUESS IT'S OKAY
IF WE'RE REALLY CAREFUL.
298
00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:46,696
All:
WOW!
299
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,527
HEY, BABIES
300
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,632
READY FOR A GAME
OF PIN THE TAIL ON THE DIAPER?
301
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:53,738
AH.
302
00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:56,154
HEY, CHUCKIE,
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
303
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,224
UH, OH, NOTHING.
304
00:12:57,328 --> 00:12:58,570
WE WERE JUST PLAYING
305
00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:01,056
ONE OF OUR SILLY
LITTLE BABY GAMES.
306
00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:02,540
HMMPH...
ISN'T THAT SPIKE OUT THERE?
307
00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:04,369
SPIKE?
308
00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:06,647
NO. SPIKE'S AT HOME, ANGELICA.
309
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:07,717
IT LOOKS LIKE HIM.
310
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,718
THERE'S A GUY
WITH A NET CHASING HIM.
311
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,859
WAIT. TWO GUYS.
312
00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:12,757
NO. THEY'RE MONSTERS WITH NETS.
313
00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:14,241
SPIKE!
314
00:13:17,106 --> 00:13:18,694
Lil:
HEY, ANGELICA
315
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,144
SPIKE'S NOT
OUT THERE.
316
00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:22,629
MUST HAVE BEEN
SOME OTHER DOG.
317
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:24,700
[ gasping]
318
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,770
IT'S GONE!
319
00:13:25,874 --> 00:13:27,565
WHAT'S GONE?
320
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:28,842
MY DAD'S FAVORITE TOY.
321
00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:29,912
HI, KIDS.
322
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:30,982
HAVING FUN?
323
00:13:31,086 --> 00:13:32,950
HEY!
324
00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:35,607
WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY LATVIAN FOLK DANCE CD?
325
00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:36,954
THAT WAS
MY FAVORITE DISC.
326
00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:39,991
IT'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
327
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,924
BOY, YOUR DADDY
SURE LOOKS SAD.
328
00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:44,064
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
329
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,686
I DIDN'T WANT
TO PLAY WITH THAT TOY
330
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,827
BUT YOU MADE ME!
331
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:48,931
NOW IT'S LOST!
332
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:49,967
CHUCKIE...
333
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,831
I THOUGHT YOU
WAS MY FRIENDS
334
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,522
AND NOW YOU LOST
MY DAD'S TOY.
335
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,112
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I EVER LISTEN TO YOU GUYS.
336
00:13:57,215 --> 00:14:00,080
COME ON, YOU GUYS. LET'S GO.
337
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,426
I DON'T THINK
338
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:04,464
CHUCKIE WANTS TO PLAY
WITH US RIGHT NOW.
339
00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:05,672
OH, NO.
340
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,708
NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
341
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,020
SAY, CHUCKIE
342
00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:10,677
WHAT'S WRONG?
343
00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,265
OH, ANGELICA,
IT'S TERRIBLE.
344
00:14:12,368 --> 00:14:14,439
I REALLY MESSED
THINGS UP.
345
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,614
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
ALL ABOUT IT.
346
00:14:16,717 --> 00:14:19,272
FIRST I PLAYED
WITH MY DAD'S FAVORITE TOY
347
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,687
EVEN THOUGH
I WASN'T A-POSED TO
348
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,827
AND I LOST IT.
349
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,277
OH, THAT'S AWFUL.
350
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:28,315
MY DAD SAWED IT WAS GONE,
AND HE GOT ALL UPSET.
351
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:29,006
OH, NO.
352
00:14:29,109 --> 00:14:30,524
AND THEN I BLAMED
353
00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:31,698
TOMMY, PHIL, AND LIL
354
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:34,804
EVEN THOUGH
IT WASN'T REALLY THEIR FAULT.
355
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,634
NOW EVERYONE'S MAD AT ME.
356
00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,360
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
357
00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:39,292
YOU DO?
358
00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:39,982
SURE.
359
00:14:40,086 --> 00:14:40,983
THERE ARE TWO KINDS
360
00:14:41,087 --> 00:14:42,605
OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD:
361
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:45,850
PEOPLE WHO MAKE THINGS BETTER--
PEOPLE LIKE ME--
362
00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:49,509
AND PEOPLE WHO JUST SEEM
TO, WELL, GET IN THE WAY--
363
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:50,855
PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
364
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,789
ISN'T THERE ANYTHING
I CAN DO?
365
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,515
NOT REALLY, CHUCKIE.
366
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:56,930
THE BOTTOM LINE IS
367
00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:59,553
WE'D ALL BE A LOT BETTER OFF
WITHOUT YOU.
368
00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:05,042
[ sighs]
369
00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:07,216
ANGELICA'S RIGHT.
370
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,702
EVERYONE WOULD BE
A LOT BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME.
371
00:15:23,439 --> 00:15:26,649
HEY, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
372
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:27,719
WHO SAID THAT?
373
00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:28,341
ME.
374
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:28,789
[ gasping]
375
00:15:28,893 --> 00:15:30,343
HI.
376
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,516
AH!
377
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,690
WHO ARE YOU?
378
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:33,760
I'M YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL.
379
00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:36,418
I WAS SENT SO YOU WON'T
DO ANYTHING DUMB.
380
00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:36,901
REALLY?
381
00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:37,522
YEAH.
382
00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:38,385
THEN WHERE WAS YOU
383
00:15:38,489 --> 00:15:40,698
THE TIME I GOT
MY TONGUE STUCK
384
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:41,388
ON THAT ICE CUBE?
385
00:15:41,492 --> 00:15:43,356
OR WHEN I GOT MY HEAD
386
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,461
CAUGHT IN THE BACK
OF THAT CHAIR?
387
00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:47,877
OR WHEN I TRAPPED MYSELF
IN THE BIRD CAGE?
388
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,500
GIVE ME A BREAK.
389
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,019
I'M ONLY TWO, YOU KNOW.
390
00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,813
WHAT I MEAN IS
391
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,126
YOU CAN'T JUST
RUN AWAY FROM HOME.
392
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:55,713
PEOPLES NEED YOU.
393
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,784
PEOPLES NEED ME?
394
00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:58,854
RIGHT.
395
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,615
THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE
A LOT BETTER OFF
396
00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:02,685
WITHOUT ME.
397
00:16:02,789 --> 00:16:03,859
OH, YEAH?
398
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,103
[ coughing]
399
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:10,624
HEY, THIS LOOKS
LIKE MY LIVING ROOM.
400
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,592
ONLY IT'S... IT'S DIFFERENT.
401
00:16:12,695 --> 00:16:13,938
WHERE ARE WE?
402
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:15,975
WELL, IT'S KIND
OF COMPLICATED.
403
00:16:16,078 --> 00:16:18,046
THIS IS WHAT
THE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE
404
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:19,979
IF YOU WAS NEVER BORN.
405
00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:21,842
Chuckie:
WHY IS IT SO MESSY?
406
00:16:21,946 --> 00:16:23,258
WITHOUT YOU AROUND
407
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:26,019
YOUR DAD DOESN'T SEE
ANY REASON TO CLEAN UP.
408
00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,365
Chaz:
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO NOW, SOCKY?
409
00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:30,610
[ in high voice:]
I DON'T KNOW, CHAZ.
410
00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,198
WHO'S MY DAD
TALKING TO?
411
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,924
YOU MAY NOT LIKE
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE.
412
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,719
WE COULD JUST
WATCH C-SPAN.
413
00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:40,068
THEY'RE SHOWING THE HOUSE, WAYS,
AND MEANS COMMITTEE TODAY.
414
00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,931
MY DAD IS TALKING
TO A SOCK.
415
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,520
WHO ELSE WOULD HE TALK TO?
416
00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:46,591
YOU DON'T EXIST, REMEMBER?
417
00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:47,730
I BETTER GO PLAY
418
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,353
WITH HIM.
419
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:50,388
AH!
420
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:53,598
HEY, MY HAND GOES
RIGHT THROUGH HIM!
421
00:16:53,702 --> 00:16:54,737
OF COURSE.
422
00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:56,187
HOW COME?
423
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,086
I ALREADY TOLD YOU, CHUCKIE.
424
00:16:58,189 --> 00:17:00,260
YOU DO NOT EXIST.
425
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:01,710
PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD
CAN'T SEE YOU.
426
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,057
THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU
427
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:06,577
AND THEY DEFINITELY
CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU.
428
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,164
OH.
429
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,028
I KNOW, SOCKY.
430
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:11,409
LET'S START
THAT 5,000-PIECE JIGSAW PUZZLE.
431
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:13,894
I'M NOT VERY GOOD
AT JIGSAW PUZZLES.
432
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,758
I DON'T HAVE ANY HANDS.
433
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:17,829
WELL, C-SPAN, IT IS THEN.
434
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,279
SOCKY?
435
00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:20,660
YEAH?
436
00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:21,971
I WISH YOU WERE REAL.
437
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,352
ME TOO.
438
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:26,907
I DON'T LIKE THIS,
MR. ANGEL GUY.
439
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,840
YOU AIN'T SEEN
NOTHING YET.
440
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:32,085
[ gasping]
441
00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:34,329
[ people screaming]
442
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:37,884
WHAT'S THIS?
443
00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:38,919
OUR WHEELS. COME ON.
444
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,818
[ people shouting]
445
00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:42,992
Chuckie:
WHERE ARE WE?
446
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,064
THIS IS WHERE
YOU LIVE, CHUCKIE--
447
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,100
ONLY WITHOUT YOU.
448
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:50,172
WHY ARE ALL THE BABIES
CAUSING SO MUCH TROUBLE?
449
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,553
THERE'S NO ONE AROUND
450
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:54,452
TO TELL THEM
IT'S NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
451
00:17:56,247 --> 00:18:00,355
LET'S SEE HOW PHIL AND LIL
ARE DOING WITHOUT YOU.
452
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:06,602
AW, STOP!
453
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:07,845
STOP, YOU GUYS!
454
00:18:07,948 --> 00:18:09,191
HELLO!
ANYBODY HOME?!
455
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:11,366
THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU,
REMEMBER?
456
00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:12,574
OH, YEAH.
457
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:13,713
Lil:
AW, POOP.
458
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,059
WE'RE OUT OF DISHES.
459
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:16,233
DON'T WORRY.
460
00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:18,442
I KNOW WHERE
THEY KEEP THE GLASS JUNK.
461
00:18:22,549 --> 00:18:23,895
MY HOME!
462
00:18:23,999 --> 00:18:25,000
MY BEAUTIFUL HOME!
463
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,968
IF ONLY THERE
WERE ONE BABY--
464
00:18:28,072 --> 00:18:31,213
ONE MATURE, RESPONSIBLE,
SOMEWHAT COWARDLY BABY
465
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:33,802
WHO WOULD SET
A GOOD EXAMPLE
466
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,459
AND TELL THEM
IT'S WRONG.
467
00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:36,529
HI, GUYS.
468
00:18:36,632 --> 00:18:38,876
SOCKY AND I WERE
GETTING KIND OF LONELY.
469
00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:39,704
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND US
470
00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:42,466
STOPPING BY.
471
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,295
HE'S GETTING WORSE.
472
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:48,955
WHAT SHOULD WE DO,
CHAZ?
473
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,508
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
474
00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:51,716
CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.
475
00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:53,408
I WISH I HAD A KID--
476
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:55,927
EVEN A TERRIFYINGLY
DESTRUCTIVE ONE.
477
00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:56,618
BUT HE DOESN'T.
478
00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:59,690
HE'S ALL ALONE.
479
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:01,554
[ all sobbing]
480
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,901
THIS IS BAD, ANGEL GUY--
481
00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:04,488
REAL BAD.
482
00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:06,145
COME ON!
483
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:07,215
WE'VE STILL GOT
484
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:08,595
ONE MORE THING TO SEE!
485
00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:11,771
TOMMY'S HOUSE.
486
00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,704
PRETTY SAD, ISN'T IT?
487
00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:18,260
WHY IS HE OUT HERE?
488
00:19:18,364 --> 00:19:19,882
WHY ISN'T HE INSIDE
PLAYING WITH HIS TOYS?
489
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,575
ANGELICA TOOK HIS TOYS.
490
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:23,817
WHAT ABOUT HIS HOUSE?
491
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:25,543
SHE TOOK HIS HOUSE.
492
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:26,303
WHAT ABOUT HIS PARENTS?
493
00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:28,822
YOU MEAN..?
494
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:29,823
YEP.
495
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:30,514
SHE TOOK THEM TOO.
496
00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:33,172
BUT HOW?
497
00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:36,175
SHE JUST CAME BY,
BOOTED TOMMY OUT, AND TOOK OVER.
498
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:38,177
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE STOP HER?!
499
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,731
SHE JUST KEPT
YELLING AND YELLING
500
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:41,559
TILL SHE GOT HER WAY.
501
00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:43,561
I'LL SHOW YOU.
502
00:19:43,665 --> 00:19:45,632
[ moaning]
503
00:19:45,736 --> 00:19:47,151
Angelica:
MORE COOKIES!
504
00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:47,703
AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!
505
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:48,911
STU, HURRY.
506
00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:51,707
WE CAN'T KEEP
ANGELICA WAITING.
507
00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,088
OH, NO, IT'S TRUE.
508
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,987
ANGELICA DID TOOK
TOMMY'S PARENTS.
509
00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:57,334
IT GETS WORSE.
510
00:19:57,437 --> 00:20:00,440
Angelica:
MMM... MMM... MMM...
511
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,929
HEY, I THOUGHT
I TOLD YOU
512
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,725
TO STAY OUT
OF MY SIGHT.
513
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:13,833
ANGELICA, COULD I HAVE JUST
ONE LITTLE CRUMB OF COOKIE
514
00:20:13,936 --> 00:20:15,662
EVEN IF IT'S ALREADY BEEN
IN YOUR MOUTH?
515
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:17,630
PLEASE?
516
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:18,941
SORRY. NO CAN DO.
517
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,081
IF I STARTED GIVING YOU CRUMBS
518
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:22,876
I'D HAVE TO GIVE THEM
TO EVERYONE.
519
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,051
COME TO THINK OF IT
520
00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:26,777
I'LL TAKE
THAT RATTLE TOO.
521
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:31,816
NO, TOMMY, NO!
DON'T LET HER DO IT!
522
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,888
STAND UP
FOR YOURSELF!
523
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:35,648
TOMMY NEVER
LETS ANGELICA
524
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:36,994
PUSH HIM AROUND.
525
00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:40,963
THE ONLY REASON
HE'S SO BRAVE
526
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,034
IS HE HAS YOU AROUND
TO BACK HIM UP.
527
00:20:43,138 --> 00:20:45,934
ME? BUT I ALWAYS GET A-SCARED.
528
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,280
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
529
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:49,938
HAVING A FRIEND LIKE YOU
GIVES TOMMY THE GUTS
530
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,940
TO STAND UP TO BULLIES
LIKE ANGELICA.
531
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,631
WITHOUT YOU, HE'S JUST
532
00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:56,669
ANOTHER BROKEN-DOWN BABY
BUMMING COOKIE CRUMBS.
533
00:20:56,772 --> 00:20:58,291
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
534
00:20:58,395 --> 00:20:59,050
WHAT?
535
00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:00,673
I'M TIRED OF LIVING
536
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,053
IN A WORLD WITHOUT ME!
537
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:02,778
BUT, CHUCKIE...
538
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:03,779
LOOK, ANGEL
539
00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:06,023
IT'S SOME GUYS' JOB
TO BE TOUGH.
540
00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:08,301
IT'S OTHER GUYS' JOBS
TO BE STRONG.
541
00:21:08,405 --> 00:21:11,442
BUT ME, I GOT A JOB
THAT'S JUST AS IMPORTANT.
542
00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:12,271
YOU MEAN..?
543
00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:12,857
YEAH.
544
00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:14,203
I DON'T THINK
545
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,758
RUNNING AWAY
IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
546
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:19,726
ANGEL GUY,
TAKE ME HOME.
547
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,489
HEY, WHERE DID HE GO?
548
00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:25,007
[ gasping]
549
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:26,630
MY BED, IT'S STILL HERE!
550
00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:28,701
HELLO, PILLOW.
551
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,048
HELLO, NIGHT-LIGHT.
552
00:21:31,151 --> 00:21:34,603
HELLO,
YOU OL' JERK-IN-THE-BOX.
553
00:21:34,707 --> 00:21:35,294
[ yells]
554
00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:39,815
NO FIRES,
NO BROKEN BUILDINGS
555
00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:40,920
NO ANGELICA.
556
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:42,370
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
557
00:21:43,923 --> 00:21:46,650
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
558
00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:48,514
OUR DADS
BROUGHT US OVER
559
00:21:48,617 --> 00:21:49,204
A LONG TIME AGO
560
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,586
BUT YOU WERE SLEEPING.
561
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:52,966
WE ALL FELT BAD
562
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,659
ABOUT YOUR DAD'S TOY
GETTING LOST YESTERDAY.
563
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:56,936
WE BRUNG YOU A SURPRISE.
564
00:21:57,039 --> 00:21:58,420
READY?
565
00:21:58,524 --> 00:21:59,559
LOOK!
566
00:21:59,663 --> 00:22:01,458
LOTS OF SHINY TOYS!
567
00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:04,392
OUR MOMMIES AND DADDIES
WEREN'T USING THEM
568
00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:05,738
SO WE FIGURED
569
00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:07,636
YOUR DADDY
COULD HAVE 'EM.
570
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,776
AW, YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE TO.
571
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,088
WE WANTED TO,
CHUCKIE.
572
00:22:11,191 --> 00:22:12,641
YOU'RE OUR FRIEND.
573
00:22:12,745 --> 00:22:15,541
OH, MY DAD
WILL BE SO HAPPY.
574
00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:17,991
[ doorbell rings]
575
00:22:18,095 --> 00:22:19,372
I'M AFRAID WE OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY, CHAZ.
576
00:22:19,476 --> 00:22:23,790
I DISCOVERED ANGELICA
THROWING THIS AROUND HER ROOM.
577
00:22:23,894 --> 00:22:25,965
AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I KNOW
578
00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:28,174
WHO LISTENS
TO LATVIAN FOLK DANCES.
579
00:22:28,277 --> 00:22:30,176
I WONDERED
WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS.
580
00:22:30,279 --> 00:22:32,765
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
ANGELICA?
581
00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:35,423
SORRY, MR. FINSTER.
582
00:22:35,526 --> 00:22:37,528
AND SHE WON'T GET DESSERT
FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
583
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,668
WHAT?!
584
00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:43,396
WOW, CHUCKIE.
585
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:47,227
ALL THAT TIME
ANGELICA HAD THE TOY.
586
00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:48,401
NAH, CHUCKIE.
587
00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:50,886
IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT
588
00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:52,992
AT ALL.
589
00:23:10,078 --> 00:23:14,807
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