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[ snoring]
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[ gasps]
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[ kids laughing]
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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION]
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WHAT'S THAT?
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[ gasps]
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OH, NO, A ZIT.
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THIS IS AWFUL.
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AREN'T YOU
GOING TO FINISH
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READING US
THE BOOK?
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OKAY, OKAY.
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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
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OH, YEAH, THE GLORGLE.
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THIS IS A VERY SAD MONSTER.
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HE LIVES IN A DARK,
DAMP, SMELLY CAVE
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ALL BY HIMSELF.
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DOESN'T HE HAVE
ANY FRIENDS?
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NOPE, NO ONE LIKES HIM
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BECAUSE HE'S GOT
LOTS OF ZITS.
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Man:
ALISA, IT'S
REBECCA!
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HI, BEC.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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NO WAY.
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NO WAY, NO WAY!
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THIS BOOK IS
REALLY NEAT.
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YEAH...
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IT'S GOT EVERY MONSTER THERE IS.
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WOW...
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Susie:
SOME OF THEM
ARE REALLY GOOD
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AND SOME OF THEM
ARE REALLY BAD.
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AND SOME OF THEM
ARE REALLY UGLY.
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Alisa:
EW!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE MY LIFE?
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I AM LIKE FULLY CINDERELLA.
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MY MOM WON'T EVEN LET ME GO OUT
FOR PIZZA WITH TODD TONIGHT
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BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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THEY TREAT ME LIKE
I'M STILL A BABY OR SOMETHING.
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DO ANY
OF THESE MONSTERS
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LIVE AROUND HERE?
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NAH, MY MOM AND DAD
KEEP THEM AWAY.
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WHEW, THAT'S
A RELIEF.
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OH, I HATE GOING
TO THESE FUNCTIONS.
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I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE
AN IDIOT IN A TUX.
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I FEEL LIKE A MILLION
BUCKS IN THIS.
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JUST THINK, THE FIRST
DUMMI BEARS ROCK OPERA
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AND WE GOT FRONT-ROW SEATS.
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LUCY AND DIDI ARE WAITING
IN THE CAR.
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NOW, WHERE DID I PUT MY WALKMAN?
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[ phone rings]
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HELLO, YOU'RE CALLING
FOR ALISA, I PRESUME.
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OH, GARY, IT'S YOU.
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YOU CAN'T MAKE IT?
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THAT'S GREAT--
I MEAN, THAT'S TOO BAD.
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WELL, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT-- BYE.
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IS IT FOR ME?
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NO, THE BABY SITTER
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BUSTED A LIGAMENT.
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WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO STAY HOME.
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OH, NO, RANDY!
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SAY IT AIN'T SO.
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YOU REALLY WANT
TO GO, DON'T YOU?
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WELL, I SUPPOSE WE COULD
ASK THE DeVILLES.
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UH-UH, HOWARD'S WITH
HIS MALE BONDING GROUP
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AND BETTY TOOK
THE KIDS TO VEGAS
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FOR THE WEEKEND.
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I COULD
BABY-SIT.
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I DON'T THINK SO, SWEETIE.
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THAT'S A BIG
RESPONSIBILITY.
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BUT I'M ALMOST 16.
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WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME
LIKE A LITTLE KID?
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SHE'S GOT
A POINT.
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ALL RIGHT, YOUR MOTHER
KEEPS SAYING
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YOU DESERVE
A CHANCE.
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EMERGENCY NUMBERS
ARE BY THE PHONE
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AND IF NECESSARY
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YOU CAN PAGE US
AT THE THEATER.
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COME ON, LET'S ROLL.
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[ kids playing noisily]
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OKAY, YOU GUYS.
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rYOU GUYS!
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HEY!
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THIS IS REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT
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OKAY?
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THIS IS MY CHANCE TO PROVE
I AM RESPONSIBLE
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AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF.
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SO YOU GUYS GOT
TO BE GOOD, OKAY?
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AW, YOU MEAN WE GOT
TO LISTEN TO YOU?
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YEAH, BUSTER, YOU GOT
TO LISTEN TO ME.
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I AM THE OLDEST
AND I AM IN CHARGE.
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STICKY, YOU'D
BETTER GO HOME.
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DO I HAVE TO?
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GOOD-BYE, STICKY.
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WE'LL SHOW HER.
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Alisa:
OH, I CAN'T FIND
YOUR EINSTEIN PAJAMAS, EDWIN.
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CAN'T YOU JUST WEAR THESE?
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HEY, SUSIE
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NOW THAT YOUR SISTER'S IN CHARGE
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INSTEAD OF YOUR
MOM AND DAD
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DO YOU THINK THOSE MONSTERS
WILL COME OUT?
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NAH, ALISA'S PRETTY BIG.
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I THINK SHE'LL
KEEP THEM AWAY.
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[ groans]
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[ phone rings]
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GREAT, THAT'S PROBABLY
MOM AND DAD
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CHECKING UP ON ME.
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THEY DON'T THINK
I CAN DO ANYTHING.
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HELLO? HELLO?
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HMM, NO ONE'S THERE.
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[ rings again]
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HELLO? MOM?
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HELLO? HELLO!
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[ rings]
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU DON'T THINK
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IT'S THE MONSTERS,
DO YOU?
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Susie:
OH, NO, THE LIGHT'S GONE.
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Alisa:
A BLACKOUT?
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OH, WHY DOES
EVERYTHING
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ALWAYS HAVE TO
HAPPEN TO ME?
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OKAY, FIRST WE GOT
TO FIND A FLASHLIGHT.
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[ thud]
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OW!
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WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.
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Buster:
THERE SURE IS SOME WEIRD STUFF
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GOING ON AROUND HERE.
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I DON'T LIKE IT.
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Alisa:
OH, NO!
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RELAX, EVERYONE.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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YOU BETTER CALL
MOM AND DAD.
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I COULD HAVE THEM PAGED
AT THE THEATER-- NO.
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IF I CALL THEM NOW
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THEY'LL TREAT ME LIKE
A KID FOREVER.
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[ crash]
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OH, NO, WHAT WAS THAT?
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IT CAME FROM THE BASEMENT.
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IT'S A MONSTER!
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I'M GOING TO
GO DOWN THERE
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AND FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON
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BUSTER, BE CAREFUL.
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YEAH, BUSTER.
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IF YOU GET EATED
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ALISA'S GOING
TO BE IN TROUBLE.
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DON'T WORRY.
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THERE GOES
ONE BRAVE KID.
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YEAH, HE'S MY BROTHER.
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[ thud]
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THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE.
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QUICK, CLOSE THE DOOR!
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WHAT WAS IT, BUSTER?
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[ breathing hard]:
I DON'T KNOW.
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IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
A PERSON OR... SOMETHING ELSE.
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I DIDN'T STICK AROUND
TO FIND OUT.
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I NEVER WANT TO SEE
ANYTHING LIKE IT AGAIN.
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YOU WANT TO CALL MOM AND DAD?
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THE PHONE'S DEAD.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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THIS BABY STICKING
JOB IS
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THE MOST IMPORTANTEST THING
IN THE WORLD TO ALISA
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AND IT'S GOING
TO GET RUINED.
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AND WE'RE GOING TO GET EATED.
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THAT, TOO.
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SO YOU KNOW WHAT
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WE GOT TO DO?
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YEAH-- WHAT?
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WE GOT TO
INVESTIGATE.
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COME ON.
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DO YOU THINK THAT'S
REALLY A MONSTER
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IN THE BASEMENT?
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SOMETIMES MONSTERS LIVE IN CAVES
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SO I GUESS A MONSTER MIGHT
LIVE IN A BASEMENT.
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IS THAT WHY THE
LIGHTS WENT OFF?
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YEAH, AND WHY
THE TELEPHONE'S
NOT WORKING.
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HEY, SUSIE, IF THE MONSTER'S
IN THE BASEMENT
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WHY ARE WE GOING UPSTAIRS?
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WE'RE GOING TO GET
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MY MONSTER BOOK.
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[ cat yowls]
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[ screaming]
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IT'S CHOWDER.
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I STEPPED
ON HIS TAIL.
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SORRY, CHOWDER.
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[ both scream]
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HOW DID THAT
HAPPEN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN
CHOWDER AGAIN.
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YEAH, THAT'S IT.
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IT MUST HAVE BEEN
CHOWDER.
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WOW, WHO'S THAT?
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THAT'S GAFIGAN.
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HE'S A MONSTER WHO
LIVES ON AN ISLAND
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AND PLAYS LOUD MUSIC.
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I DON'T THINK HE'S
IN THE BASEMENT.
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THIS IS NEMERID.
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HE EATS BONES.
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LIKE A DOG?
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NO, TOMMY.
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NOT LIKE A DOG.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
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HE LIVES ON
ANOTHER PLANET.
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I DON'T THINK
HE COMES HERE.
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GOOD.
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THE OO-OO-MORT.
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HE LIKES THE DARK.
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00:08:03,206 --> 00:08:05,243
I BET THAT'S HIM
IN THE BASEMENT.
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00:08:05,346 --> 00:08:06,624
UH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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00:08:06,727 --> 00:08:09,903
HE HASN'T BEEN SEEN
FOR ABOUT 14 KAJILLION YEARS.
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00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:12,802
I THINK HE FELL INTO
A VOLCANO OR SOMETHING.
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OH.
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HEY, SUSIE,
WHAT IF IT WAS A VOLCANO
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WITH A TUNNEL TO YOUR BASEMENT?
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Both:
THE OO-OO-MORT!
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COME ON, WE GOT TO GO AFTER IT.
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IF YOU WANT TO CATCH A MONSTER,
YOU NEED BAIT.
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CAN'T CATCH A MONSTER
WITHOUT A NET.
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WHAT'S THAT FOR?
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NOTHING, REALLY.
219
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I JUST THINK
IT LOOKS NEAT.
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NOW, LET'S GO GET THAT MONSTER.
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YEAH!
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[ both scream]
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IT'S THE
VACU-CLEANER.
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COME ON.
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BUSTER, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?
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SOMETHING FUNNY'S GOING ON.
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[ Alisa gasps]:
OH, NO!
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SUSIE AND TOMMY ARE GONE.
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PHEW.
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IT WAS JUST A LAMP.
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LOOK!
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COME ON!
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ROAR!
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[ both scream]
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SUSIE! TOMMY!
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OH, I LOST THEM.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LOST THEM.
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MOM AND DAD ARE
GOING TO BE SO MAD.
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DO YOU THINK
HE'LL FIND US?
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WE BETTER HOPE NOT.
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I THOUGHT THE MONSTER
WAS IN THE BASEMENT.
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HOW DID IT GET
UPSTAIRS?
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I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY.
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THE MONSTER
COULDN'T HAVE
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GOTTEN BY EVERYBODY
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WITHOUT THEM
SEEING IT.
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MAYBE THERE ARE TWO MONSTERS.
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00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,238
TWO MONSTERS?
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MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
ANOTHER NET.
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WHATEVER'S OUT THERE
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WE'LL NEVER FIND IT
HIDING IN THIS CLOSET.
252
00:09:50,279 --> 00:09:51,452
YOU'RE RIGHT, TOMMY.
253
00:09:51,556 --> 00:09:53,869
LET'S GO BACK AND
FIND THAT MONSTER.
254
00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:56,526
LOOK!
255
00:09:58,149 --> 00:10:00,738
IT LOOKS LIKE
THE MONSTER'S HAIR.
256
00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:03,085
DO YOU THINK
HE'S GOING BALD?
257
00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,189
I DON'T KNOW.
258
00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:05,535
HM... COME ON.
259
00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,469
WHERE DID
YOU GUYS GO?
260
00:10:08,573 --> 00:10:09,816
NEVER MIND THAT NOW.
261
00:10:09,919 --> 00:10:12,508
DID ANY MONSTERS COME
THROUGH HERE LATELY?
262
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,648
MONSTER?
SUSIE, WHAT IS GOING ON?
263
00:10:14,752 --> 00:10:16,546
WE WERE UPSTAIRS AND WE SAW
264
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,720
THE MONSTER.
265
00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:19,480
WE EVEN FOUND HIS HAIR.
266
00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:26,073
YOU FOUND THE MONSTER'S
HAIR, HUH?
267
00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:29,801
BUSTER, THIS LOOKS LIKE YOUR WIG
FROM HALLOWEEN LAST YEAR.
268
00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:32,114
UM... I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
269
00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:34,461
HEY, I WAS DOWN HERE
THE WHOLE TIME.
270
00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:38,189
HMM, I THINK WE'LL JUST
HAVE A LOOK UPSTAIRS.
271
00:10:38,292 --> 00:10:39,846
SUSIE, TOMMY,
COME WITH ME
272
00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:42,262
AND THIS TIME, DON'T GO
GETTING LOST.
273
00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:44,920
YOU, TOO, BUSTER!
274
00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:49,614
WHY DON'T WE JUST LOOK IN HERE?
275
00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:52,375
[ snickering]
276
00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:53,411
AHA!
277
00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:55,378
IT WAS ALL BUSTER'S IDEA.
278
00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:57,104
HE FORCED ME INTO IT.
279
00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,728
I THINK YOU'D BETTER
COME WITH ME.
280
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,524
STICKY, GO HOME
281
00:11:03,628 --> 00:11:05,768
AND TERRORIZE
YOUR OWN HOUSE.
282
00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:07,218
I'LL CALL YOUR MOM
283
00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:09,220
TO TELL HER
YOU'RE COMING.
284
00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:10,739
AND YOU,BUSTER.
285
00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,533
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BED.
286
00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:14,363
AW, CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE?
287
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,020
MOVE IT!
288
00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:19,851
GOOD NIGHT.
289
00:11:19,955 --> 00:11:21,197
AND THANKS, YOU GUYS.
290
00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:23,683
YOU REALLY SAVED THE DAY.
291
00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,996
SO THERE WASN'T
ANY MONSTER?
292
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,273
NOPE, I GUESS NOT.
293
00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:30,275
BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
294
00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,208
AT LEAST NOBODY GOT EATED.
295
00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:35,142
Randy:
HI, ALISA-- LOOKS LIKE
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
296
00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:37,144
Alisa:
HOW WAS THE ROCK OPERA?
297
00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:40,769
Randy:
WHAT'S THIS TABLE DOING
IN FRONT OF THE CELLAR DOOR?
298
00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:43,806
UM, SUSIE, ARE THERE
NO MONSTERS ANYWHERE?
299
00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,946
OF COURSE THERE ARE MONSTERS.
300
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,776
JUST NOT IN OUR BASEMENT.
301
00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,191
OH...
302
00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:13,698
OOH... IT'S SO PRETTY.
303
00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:14,699
CAN I SEE?
304
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:15,976
AMAZERING.
305
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,253
PLEASE?
306
00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:18,807
INCREBIDAL.
307
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:19,911
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
308
00:12:20,015 --> 00:12:22,224
I WANT TO SEE
THE COLLIDER SCOPE.
309
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,398
OHH, YOU WANT TO SEE?
310
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:25,089
UH-HUH.
311
00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:26,400
YOU REALLY DO?
312
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:27,263
UH-HUH.
313
00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,127
YOU REALLYWANT TO?
314
00:12:29,231 --> 00:12:29,818
UH-HUH!
315
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:31,820
OH, OKAY.
316
00:12:31,923 --> 00:12:33,925
OOPS, I FORGOT.
317
00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:35,340
IT'S NOT FOR BABIES!
318
00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:36,997
Stu:
YOU MEAN MY
INVENTIONS
319
00:12:37,101 --> 00:12:38,205
ARE JUNK!
320
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,828
DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH.
321
00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,001
YOU ALWAYS DO THAT.
322
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:42,416
YOU'RE NEVER
ENCOURAGING
323
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,555
ABOUT MY
INVENTIONS.
324
00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,626
THEY'RE MORE FUN
THAN A ROOT CANAL.
325
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,490
MY INVENTIONS ARE GREAT!
326
00:12:47,594 --> 00:12:48,457
TAKE THIS.
327
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,182
HEY!
328
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:50,355
SHE COULD HAVE HAD
329
00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:52,219
A STU PICKLES
SUPER-MAX KALEIDOSCOPE.
330
00:12:52,323 --> 00:12:54,912
MAYBE SHE DIDN'T WANT
A STU WHATEVER-IT-IS.
331
00:12:55,015 --> 00:12:56,154
PLEASE, YOU TWO!
332
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,673
HE STARTED IT.DID NOT!
333
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,157
ZIP IT, BOTH OF YOU!
334
00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:03,196
ALWAYS FIGHTING
EVER SINCE YOU WERE BABIES.
335
00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:06,924
DADDY AND UNCLE STU USED TO
FIGHT WHEN THEY WERE BABIES?
336
00:13:07,027 --> 00:13:08,891
FIGHT? THEY MADE
THE CIVIL WAR
337
00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:10,928
LOOK LIKE A DANG
SQUIRREL HUNT.
338
00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:11,998
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
339
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:12,999
WE NEVER FOUGHT.
340
00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:14,517
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
341
00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:17,141
THEM TWO WERE ALWAYS
GOING AT IT.
342
00:13:17,244 --> 00:13:19,108
WHY, I REMEMBER ONE TIME
343
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:21,939
WHEN STU WAS ABOUT,
WELL, TOMMY'S AGE
344
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,044
NOT EVEN OLD
ENOUGH TO TALK.
345
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:28,393
YES, SIR, I REMEMBER IT
JUST LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
346
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:31,672
I WAS IN THE REPAIR BUSINESS
BACK THEN.
347
00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:34,675
"MAGIC WRENCH PICKLES"
THEY CALLED ME.
348
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:38,196
YOUR GRANDMA, REST HER SOUL,
WAS OUT OF TOWN
349
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,785
WORKING ON
THE KEFAUVER CAMPAIGN.
350
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:44,064
EVERYTHING IN THE PLACE
RAN LIKE CLOCKWORK.
351
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:46,929
HEY, WAIT, WHAT'S
THAT... HEY, HEY!
352
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:49,138
WHOA, WHOA!
353
00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:51,002
[ phone rings]
354
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,314
HELLO?
355
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,729
OH, HI, TRIXIE.
356
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,353
EVERYTHING'S FINE, DEAR,
JUST MAKING BREAKFAST.
357
00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:59,045
[ baby humming]
358
00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:02,911
30, 35, 40, 45, 50.
359
00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:04,188
GREAT!
360
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:05,845
AW, STUCK AGAIN.
361
00:14:08,192 --> 00:14:10,746
DREW, MY ROCKET SHIP
IS A MUCH BETTER TOY
362
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,472
THAN YOUR CRASH REGISTER.
363
00:14:12,575 --> 00:14:14,301
IT IS NOT, STUIE.IS TOO!
364
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:15,647
IS NOT!
IS TOO!
365
00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:16,545
IS NOT!
366
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,580
IS... HEY!
367
00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:19,686
BLOCKY AND OXWINKLE.
368
00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:25,623
[ laughing]
369
00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:28,695
Soon elk and weasel
will be kablooey.
370
00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:29,730
[ laughing]
371
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:33,803
[ ticking]
372
00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:35,909
Mister, you left
your clock
373
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,669
in the middle of the street.
374
00:14:37,773 --> 00:14:40,776
Good thing we showed up
to return it to you
375
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,882
before someone
runs over it.
376
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,645
[ kids squeal happily]
377
00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:49,405
Blasted blockakov.
378
00:14:49,509 --> 00:14:52,098
But we will get
them next time.
379
00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:54,410
Tune in for
the continued adventures
380
00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:58,104
of "The Blast from Within"
or "An Akka Seltzer Adventure"
381
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:02,177
next on The Blocky
and Oxwinkle Show.
382
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,557
[ kids laughing]
383
00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,007
In 30 minutes.
384
00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,008
30 MINUTES?
385
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:07,389
THAT'S ALMOST FOREVER.
386
00:15:07,492 --> 00:15:08,666
THAT'S OKAY, STUIE.
387
00:15:08,769 --> 00:15:09,667
WE'LL PLAY A GAME.
388
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:10,771
OH, NO.
389
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,291
YES! WE'RE GOING TO PLAY HAGGLE.
390
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,397
BUT I HATE THAT GAME.
391
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,260
HERE'S 20.
392
00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:16,812
NO.
393
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,502
TAKE IT!
394
00:15:17,606 --> 00:15:18,055
NO!
395
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,539
TAKE IT!
396
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,058
WHICH TOY WILL YOU BUY?
397
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:22,749
MR. MACHINE--
398
00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:23,923
GOOD CHOICE.
399
00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:26,132
THAT'S TEN DOLLARS.
400
00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:27,996
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO HAGGLE.
401
00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:29,066
OFFER ME LESS.
402
00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:30,584
YOU SAID IT COST TEN.
403
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,000
YOU GOT TO HAGGLE.
404
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:33,449
I WOULDN'T HAGGLE
405
00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:35,348
WITH YOU IF YOU GAVE ME $500.
406
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,695
200 AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
407
00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:39,248
I'M NOT PLAYING!
408
00:15:40,456 --> 00:15:41,871
HEY!
409
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,809
IF YOU HADN'T KICKED
MY REGISTER
410
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,915
I WOULDN'T HAVE
THROWN YOUR ROCKET.
411
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,744
IF YOU HADN'T
MADE ME PLAY...
412
00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:55,299
DAGNABBIT, WILL YOU TWO
CUT IT OUT?
413
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:59,372
DID THEY REALLY
ONLY HAVE TV
414
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,408
IN BLACK AND WHITE
THEN, GRANDPA?
415
00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:03,721
YUP, AND NO REMOTE
CONTROL NEITHER.
416
00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:05,343
GET OUT OF TOWN!
417
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:07,069
SO WHAT HAPPENED
NEXT, POP?
418
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:09,934
WELL, I WAS ANGRIER
THAN A SWARM OF HORNETS.
419
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:12,178
IT WAS TIME TO
TEACH THEM A LESSON.
420
00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:14,042
DID YOU PUSH THEM IN THE MUD?
421
00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:15,284
MAKE THEM EAT BUGS?
422
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,562
PUT ITCHING POWDER
IN THEIR DIAPERS?
423
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:18,736
NOPE.
424
00:16:18,839 --> 00:16:20,703
SOMETHING MUCH WORSE.
425
00:16:22,912 --> 00:16:24,259
Hurry, Oxwinkle!
426
00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:27,400
It's time to obliviously
save the day in the nick...
427
00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:30,196
NO MORE BLOCKY
AND OXWINKLE.
428
00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:35,718
[ bawling]
429
00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:38,514
BLUBBER ALL YOU WANT
BUT IT AIN'T GOING TO HELP.
430
00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:39,688
[ bawling]
431
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,690
NOW, YOU TWO SPROUTS PLAY NICE.
432
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,659
IF YOU'RE REAL GOOD I'LL LET YOU
WATCH LAWRENCE WELKTONIGHT.
433
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,697
[ wailing]
434
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,975
TIME TO OPEN UP THE STORE.
435
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:57,775
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
436
00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:58,776
IS NOT.
437
00:16:58,879 --> 00:16:59,639
IS TOO!
438
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:00,571
IS NOT!
439
00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:01,641
IS TOO!
440
00:17:01,744 --> 00:17:03,677
IS NOT TIMES
A THOUSAND TRILLION.
441
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,955
IS TOO TIMES
A THOUSAND MILLION BILLION.
442
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,233
IT DOESN'T MATTER
443
00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:08,924
BECAUSE WE WON'T GET TO WATCH
444
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,270
BLOCKY AND OXWINKLE.
445
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,237
YES WE WILL!
446
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,238
WE WILL?
447
00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,722
IT'S OUR RIGHT
AS BABIES
448
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:14,826
TO WATCH CARTOONS
449
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:16,966
AND THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.
450
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,071
AND NOBODY--
451
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:20,349
NOT OUR MOM,
NOT OUR DAD
452
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:23,352
NOT EVEN PRESIDENT
WEISENHEIMER WILL STOP US.
453
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,526
ARE YOU WITH ME?
454
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,667
NO, BUT WHATEVER IT IS
I'LL DO IT ANYWAY.
455
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,066
NEW-FANGLED
ADDING MACHINES.
456
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:48,308
WHAT'S THE
PROBLEM?
457
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,244
[ struggling]
458
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:56,696
HURRY!
459
00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:58,111
TURN IT ON,
TURN IT ON!
460
00:17:58,215 --> 00:17:59,250
WHICH BUTTON
IS IT?
461
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:00,458
THIS ONE.
462
00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,393
♪ LOU CAN FIX 'MOST ANYTHING
463
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:08,017
♪ IF YOUR TOASTER'S BROKE
OR YOUR PHONE WON'T RING. ♪
464
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,018
Both:
YUCK.
465
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,711
TURN IT OFF,
TURN IT OFF!
466
00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:15,094
Man:
Meanwhile, President
Weisenheimer... er, Eisenhower
467
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:18,338
continues to deny that
the downed plane was a U.S....
468
00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,719
EWW, IT'S THE NEWS.
469
00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:21,030
CHANGE IT AGAIN!
470
00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:24,965
It's The Blocky
and Oxwinkle Show!
471
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:26,450
Both:
YAY!
472
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,142
Ow!
473
00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:34,596
[ kids laughing]
474
00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:37,426
WHAT HAPPENED?
475
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,979
I DON'T KNOW, IT'S BROKED!
476
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,326
WE GOT TO FIND A TV
477
00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,397
BEFORE BLOCKY
AND OXWINKLEIS OVER.
478
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,468
WHERE CAN WE FIND ANOTHER TV?
479
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:45,641
I KNOW!
480
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,195
BACK DOWNSTAIRS-- COME ON.
481
00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:50,991
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
482
00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:53,166
YOU CAN PICK IT UP AT 5:00.
483
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:56,963
THAT'S 5:00 FRIDAY.
484
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,138
Stu:
WHAT IF THEY'RE BROKE TOO?
485
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:01,416
WE GOT TO TRY THEM AND SEE.
486
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,797
[ grunting, struggling]
487
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,490
AH, GOLDEN SILENCE.
488
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:09,803
KEEP BEHAVING AND I MIGHT
LET YOU SPROUTS STAY UP
489
00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:11,633
TO WATCH PEYTON PLACE.
490
00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:13,152
[ buzzer]
491
00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:15,499
NAMBY AGAIN.
492
00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:17,397
I WONDER WHAT IT IS THIS TIME.
493
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,365
YES, MR. NAMBY,
WHAT IS IT NOW?
494
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,642
IT'S THE EDZELL.
495
00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:21,677
IT WON'T START.
496
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:24,370
I'M NOT A MECHANIC, MR. NAMBY.
497
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,234
COULD YOU JUST TAKE A LOOK?
498
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:29,685
OH, I SUPPOSE THE KIDS WILL
BE OKAY FOR FIVE MINUTES.
499
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:36,934
WAIT, DREW, I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
500
00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:40,282
[ screams]
501
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,568
[ screaming]
502
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,782
♪ LOU CAN FIX MOST ANYTHING
503
00:19:57,886 --> 00:20:00,785
♪ IF YOUR TOASTER'S BROKE
OR YOUR PHONE WON'T... ♪
504
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,757
THERE YOU GO, GOOD AS NEW.
505
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,282
DID I MENTION
I'M NOT A REAL MECHANIC?
506
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:18,596
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS.
507
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,944
HEY, DREW, I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
508
00:20:22,048 --> 00:20:24,050
THAT, WELL,
IF YOU DON'T MAKE IT
509
00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:26,466
THAT I'M GLAD YOU'RE
MY BIG BROTHER.
510
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,744
DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT
AS FAR AS BLUTO
511
00:20:28,848 --> 00:20:29,918
OR EVEN THE MOON.
512
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,265
BESIDES, I'M NOT
GOING, YOUARE.
513
00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:33,266
ME?
514
00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:34,302
YEAH.
515
00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:35,475
HEY, HEY, WAIT...
516
00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:36,614
JUMP!
517
00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:39,859
WHOA!
518
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,794
Stu:
IT'S THE DIMSTONES
519
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:45,140
NOT BLOCKY!
520
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,693
TRY THE NEXT ONE.
521
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,145
OH, NO, IT'S THE STETSONS.
522
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,043
TRY THE LAST ONE.
523
00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:53,493
rWHOA!
524
00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:54,908
Cursed Karamazov.
525
00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:59,050
I have feeling our evil plan
is going to fail again
526
00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:01,605
just like in the
other 397 episodes.
527
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:04,055
IT'S BLOCKY AND OXWINKLE
BUT IT'S BROKE.
528
00:21:04,159 --> 00:21:05,954
FIX IT! FIX IT!
529
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,751
I DID IT, DREW, I DID IT!
530
00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,967
WELL, CAN'T FIX THEM ALL.
531
00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:22,453
WHAT IN TARNATION?!
532
00:21:25,214 --> 00:21:27,009
[ kids squealing in delight]
533
00:21:27,113 --> 00:21:29,322
Blocky:
Now, let me get
this straight.
534
00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:31,497
A little man
with a moustache
535
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,257
offered to fix our brakes free?
536
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:34,327
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
537
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:36,674
Our car troubles
are over.
538
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,680
Our plan is working, Uri.
539
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:46,339
Soon elk and weasel
will be swiss cheese.
540
00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:48,617
WHY YOU RAMBUNCTIOUS
LITTLE RUGRATS.
541
00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:49,860
I OUGHT TO...
542
00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:52,380
HEY, HOW DID YOU GET
THE PHILCO WORKING?
543
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,351
SO YOU DIDN'T
PUNISH THEM?
544
00:21:58,455 --> 00:21:59,801
DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART.
545
00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:01,941
AND THEY WERE DOING
WHAT I WANTED.
546
00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:02,769
WHAT'S THAT?
547
00:22:02,873 --> 00:22:03,943
GETTING ALONG.
548
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:05,669
CAN I GET A TRAMPYLINE?
549
00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:06,842
CAN I?
550
00:22:06,946 --> 00:22:08,982
SURE, WE'LL GO TO
THE TOY STORE LATER.
551
00:22:09,086 --> 00:22:10,605
I CAN MAKE YOU ONE.
552
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,744
I'D RATHER BUY ONE.
553
00:22:11,847 --> 00:22:12,676
WHAT?
554
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:14,609
I SAID I'D RATHER BUY ONE.
555
00:22:14,712 --> 00:22:15,748
WE'RE BACK TO THAT.
556
00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:16,645
TO WHAT?
557
00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:17,991
MY INVENTIONS.
558
00:22:18,095 --> 00:22:19,752
DON'T PUT WORDS
IN MY MOUTH.
559
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,098
I'LL PUT MY FIST...
560
00:22:21,201 --> 00:22:24,308
Blocky:
Oxwinkle, I think
we're being watched.
561
00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:25,758
Look over there.
562
00:22:27,311 --> 00:22:28,519
Ras-kolnikov!
563
00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:32,040
Elk and weasel
have binoculars, too!
564
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,869
We have to find
sneakier way
565
00:22:33,973 --> 00:22:36,285
to trick them,
my little no-goodnik.
566
00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:39,392
[ laughing]
567
00:22:39,496 --> 00:22:42,740
GUESS SOME THINGS
WILL NEVER CHANGE.
568
00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,657
♪ LOU CAN FIX MOST ANYTHING
569
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,177
♪ IF YOUR TOASTER'S BROKE
OR YOUR PHONE WON'T RING ♪
570
00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:08,283
♪ STU AND DREW
ARE BREAKING TOYS ♪
571
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,423
♪ SMASHIN' WALLS, MAKIN' NOISE
572
00:23:10,527 --> 00:23:12,667
♪ SOMEONE CALL THE COPS
573
00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:19,294
♪ YES, THEY'RE FIGHTING,
ALWAYS FIGHTING, IT'S SO SAD ♪
574
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:24,782
♪ A COUPLE OF CRAZY BABIES
TORTURING THEIR DAD ♪
575
00:23:24,886 --> 00:23:30,305
♪ WELL, THEIR FIGHTING,
IT'LL DRIVE YOU MAD. ♪
576
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,584
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