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[ gasps]
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[ men and women screaming]
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HOW COULD IT
HAVE HAPPENED, PROFESSOR?
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HOW COULD A REGULAR HOUSE ANT
GROW TO SUCH AN INCREDIBLE SIZE?
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THAT'S NO REGULAR
HOUSE ANT, GENERAL.
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THAT ANT IS FROM
OUTER SPACE.
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IT COULD DESTROY
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the entire world.
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Stu:
WHAT A DOG.
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[ doorbell ringing]
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TELEGRAM FOR
MR. AND MRS. STUART PICKLES.
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OH BOY!
IS IT A SINGING TELEGRAM?
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NO, SIR. JUST A REGULAR,
ORDINARY, EVERYDAY TELEGRAM.
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I NEVER GOT A TELEGRAM BEFORE.
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THIS IS SILLY,
BUT COULD YOU SING IT
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FOR ME ANYWAY?
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I GET A LOT OF THIS.
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[ clearing throat]
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♪ DEAR, STU AND DIDI
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♪ STOP
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♪ I'M COMING TO VISIT
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♪ LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU ♪
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♪ STOP
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♪ ESPECIALLY BABY TOMMY
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♪ STOP
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♪ LOVE, AUNT MIRIAM.
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AUNT MIRIAM?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
SINCE OUR WEDDING.
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SHE IS SUCH A SWEET WOMAN.
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SWEET?
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THAT WOMAN'S BEEN THE BANE
OF MY EXISTENCE FOR 76 YEARS.
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POP!
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I'LL BE HOGTIED
IF I'LL SPEND TWO MINUTES
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LET ALONE TWO DAYS
IN HER COMPANY.
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POP, WAIT.
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GEE, TOMMY
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WHY IS YOUR GRANDPA SO MAD?
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I DON'T KNOW, CHUCKIE,
BUT IT'S GOT SOMETHING TO DO
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WITH A ANT.
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YOU DON'T THINK..?
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I HOPE NOT.
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I REALLY HOPE NOT.
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[ humming "Red River Valley"]
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IF THAT WOMAN'S MOVING IN,
I'M MOVING OUT.
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I'LL JUST GET A ROOM
AT THE MOTEL STYX.
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POP...
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THEY'VE GOT CABLE
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AND THEY DON'T HAVE AUNT MIM.
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I NEVER HEARD OF ANYTHING
SO RIDICULOUS.
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YOU'RE STAYING, AND THAT'S
ALL THERE IS TO IT.
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YOU CAN'T
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DO THIS TO ME.
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PUT YOUR SUITCASES
IN TOMMY'S ROOM.
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WE'RE LETTING AUNT MIRIAM
STAY IN YOURS.
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IN MY ROOM?
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THIS ANT MUST BE
REALLY SCARY.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN GRANDPA
ACT LIKE THIS BEFORE.
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, TOMMY?
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DON'T WORRY
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MAYBE IT WON'T BE
SO BAD.
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[ tires screeching]
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THAT MUST BE HER.
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THE ANT!
THE ANT!
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AUNT MIRIAM,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YES AND NO.
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HAD A HIP REPLACED LAST SUMMER.
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BUT I CAN'T FIND A DOCTOR
FOR MY LUMBAGO.
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WHY, STU, IS THAT YOU?
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NEVER DID FILL OUT
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DID YOU?
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ARE YOU
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FEEDING HIM, DOLLY?
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IT'S DIDI, ACTUALLY.
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LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE EATING, ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S GO SEE YOUR KID.
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THAT MUST BE THE ANT.
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TOMMY, SHE DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE A ANT.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE A PERSON.
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MAYBE SHE'S FROM OUTER SPACE
LIKE THAT ANT ON TV.
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GREAT McGINTY,
YOU GOT TWO OF THEM.
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[ screaming]
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TOMMY'S USUALLY
SO GOOD WITH STRANGERS.
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STRANGERS
IS ONE THING.
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FAMILY IS WHAT YOU GOT
TO WATCH OUT FOR.
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LOUIS, IS THAT YOU?
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IT AIN'T
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THE POPE.
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LOUIS, YOU'RE A SIGHT
FOR SORE EYES.
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MY FAVORITE COUSIN.
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WHEN WE WERE KIDS
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WE WERE THICK
AS THIEVES.
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THE ONLY THIEF AROUND
WAS YOU, MIM.
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STEALING
ALL MY TOYS.
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STEALING YOUR TOYS?
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YOU'RE A CARD.
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TIME TO MEET YOUR AUNT MIRIAM.
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OH, SALLY.
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IT'S DIDI.
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HE'S JUST ADORABLE.
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HE'S JUST THE CUTEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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THAT RED HAIR,
THOSE FRECKLES
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THOSE ADORABLE
BUCK TEETH.
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HE'S NOT OURS, ACTUALLY.
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HIS NAME IS CHUCKIE.
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HE'S VISITING.
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THIS IS TOMMY.
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OH, TOMMY!
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HE'S THE SPITTING IMAGE
OF YOU AS A BABY, LOUIS
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AND STU.
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I'M AFRAID
IT'S THE PICKLES WOMEN
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WHO GET THE LOOKS,
KELLY.
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IT'S DIDI.
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COME ON, KIDS, IT'S TIME
TO GO INTO YOUR PLAYPEN.
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I'LL SHOW YOU
TO YOUR ROOM.
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THIS IS NICE OF YOU.
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I HOPE I'M NOT
PUTTING ANYONE OUT.
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HA!
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BOY, CHUCKIE,
THAT ANT SURE IS SCARY.
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SHE'S SMELLS FUNNY,
AND SHE'S GOT BLUE HAIR.
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AND WHEN SHE KISSES YOU...
UHHH!
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NO WONDER GRANDPA
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DOESN'T LIKE HER.
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YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY
LIKE HER.
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MAYBE SHE'S NICE.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT FOR SURE.
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OH NO. HERE IT COMES.
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WE GO IN HER ROOM
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LOOK AT HER STUFF
AND FIND OUT IF SHE'S
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A BAD ANT
FROM OUTER SPACE.
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IT'S THE ONLY WAY, CHUCKIE.
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GINNY, WHEN WILL YOU GIVE UP
THIS TEACHING NONSENSE
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AND BECOME
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A FULL-TIME MOTHER?
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IT'S DIDI.
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AND SHOULDN'T YOU PUT
MORE GARLIC IN THOSE POTATOES?
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ANOTHER TIME, SHE TOOK
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MY FAVORITE BALL
AND THREW IT INTO THE NEXT YARD.
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SHE'S A MONSTER.
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NOW, POP.
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SHE IS.
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WE GOT TO GET TO
THE TOP OF THE STAIRS.
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[ doorbell ringing]
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I'LL GET IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
DOING HERE?
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HI, BIG BRO.
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HI, ANGELICA.
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HELLO, UNCLE STU.
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I BROUGHT THESE FLOWERS
FOR AUNT MIRIAM.
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SHE'S NOT
JUST MY AUNT.
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SHE'S MY GREAT-AUNT,
ONCE REMOVED.
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IF SHE CAN BE
REMOVED ONCE...
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HOW THOUGHTFUL, ANGELICA.
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ISN'T SHE JUST THE SWEETEST?
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Didi:
DINNER.
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WISH YOU'D TAKEN MY ADVICE
ON THE POTATOES, FIFI.
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IT'S DIDI.
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NOW WHAT WAS I SAYING?
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LOUIS WAS ALWAYS
MAKING MISCHIEF.
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU SNUCK
INTO MY ROOM
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AND OPENED THE WINDOW
AND I GOT SICK?
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I DID NO SUCH THING!
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THAT WAS YOU, MIM.
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YOU OPENED MY WINDOW
AND GOT ME SICK.
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HIS MEMORY MUST BE GOING.
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IT'S SAD, REALLY.
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PICKLES MEN HAVE
ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE...
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TELL US ANOTHER STORY
ABOUT WHEN YOU AND GRANDPA
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WERE LITTLE, AUNT MIRIAM.
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ISN'T SHE JUST A DARLING?
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DREW, THIS CHILD
IS A WONDER.
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SHE'S SO SMART
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AND POLITE AND WELL-BEHAVED.
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SHE REMINDS ME
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OF SOMEONE.
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I KNOW.
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SHE'S JUST LIKE ME.
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[ both gulping]
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[ snoring]
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GIVE ME BACK MY BALL, MIM.
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IT'S MINE.
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MINE, I TELL YOU.
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[ snoring]
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READY?
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NO.
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LET'S GO.
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Man:
I've helped other people
with your problem...
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and I need to know...
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98, 99, 100.
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THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
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NOW, WHERE'S THAT BATHROOM?
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FIRST GET RID OF THIS OLD THING.
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SHE WAS LISTENING
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TO THIS.
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You will take over.
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Nothing will stop you.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT?
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SHE'S GETTING MESSAGES
FROM OUTER SPACE.
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LOOK AT THIS!
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LOOKS LIKE
A SPACE BLASTER.
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AND TOMMY, LOOK AT THAT.
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[ gasps]
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IT'S HER HAIR.
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BUT IT'S NOT
ON HER HEAD, TOMMY.
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IT'S NOT ON HER HEAD!
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HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU KIDS DOING HERE?
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[ screaming]
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HEY.
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LOU, WAKE UP.
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WHAT IS IT, COLONEL?
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ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?
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THE KIDS ARE GONE.
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THE KIDS?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, LOUIS.
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THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME
AND RAN AWAY
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AND I'M USUALLY
SO GOOD WITH KIDS.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP,
YOU ADORED ME.
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YOU GOT ME INTO TROUBLE
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AND YOU WERE CONSTANTLY
THREATENING
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TO POUND
THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME.
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I WAS TERRIFIED OF YOU.
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LOUIS, I HAD NO IDEA
YOU FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ME.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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DON'T SAY NOTHING.
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JUST HELP ME FIND THE KIDS.
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NOT IN HERE EITHER.
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THE ONLY REASON
I DID THOSE THINGS TO YOU WAS...
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WELL, I WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS.
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JEALOUS OF ME?
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT STUCK
IN THAT HOLE
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IN YOUR MOM'S GARDEN
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AND THOSE KIDS, BILL AND JILL,
PULLED YOU OUT?
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NOBODY WOULD HAVE
DONE THAT FOR ME.
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ALL THE OTHER KIDS LIKED YOU.
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BUT THEY RESPECTED YOU.
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NO THEY DIDN'T.
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THEY WERE AFRAID OF ME.
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YOU WERE THE LEADER
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AND SINCE I WAS OLDER
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I WAS A BIT JEALOUS.
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JEALOUS?
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GEE, MIM
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I NEVER WOULD
HAVE KNOWN.
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OH, LOUIS.
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MIM, I GOT TO ADMIT
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YOU ALWAYS WERE
MY FAVORITE COUSIN.
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LOUIS, I WAS YOUR ONLY COUSIN.
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TRUE.
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LOOK WHO'S HERE.
251
00:11:13,327 --> 00:11:15,744
COME SEE YOUR AUNT MIRIAM.
252
00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:22,612
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T STAY
A COUPLE MORE DAYS, MIRIAM?
253
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,960
I PUT YOU FOLKS OUT
QUITE ENOUGH.
254
00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:26,271
BUT I HAVEN'T
255
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:28,204
HAD SO MUCH FUN
IN YEARS.
256
00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:29,274
GOOD-BYE, LOUIS.
257
00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,000
GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.
258
00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:42,563
IT'S NICE
TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND
259
00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:45,290
EVEN WHEN YOU'VE KNOWN THEM
FOR 76 YEARS.
260
00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:47,258
I'M GOING TO MISS HER.
261
00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:49,916
SHE SURE IS A GREAT AUNT,
HUH, FIFI?
262
00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,641
IT'S DIDI!
263
00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:14,457
[ gasps]
264
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:15,976
Lil:
WOW!
265
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,840
WHAT A MELON!
266
00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:18,772
[ giggles]
267
00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:23,432
WOW!
268
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,434
[ all giggling]
269
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,539
All:
MMM...
270
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:33,511
UNCLE STU, GRANDPA, COME QUICK!
271
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:34,512
THE BABIES
272
00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:36,169
ARE EATING WATERMELON!
273
00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:37,411
SORRY, KIDS.
274
00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:40,069
EATING WATERMELON'S SOMETHING
YOU CAN'T DO
275
00:12:40,173 --> 00:12:41,864
TILL YOU'RE A LITTLE OLDER.
276
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:44,280
WOULDN'T WANT
TO SWALLOW A SEED
277
00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:45,972
WOULD YOU?
278
00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:47,628
[ chuckling]
279
00:12:47,732 --> 00:12:49,630
YOU DON'T WANT A WATERMELON
280
00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:51,632
GROWING IN YOUR TUMMY.
281
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:52,979
HA!
282
00:12:53,082 --> 00:12:55,533
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CHUCKIE?
283
00:12:55,636 --> 00:12:58,881
YOU GUYS, I SWALLOWED A SEED.
284
00:12:58,985 --> 00:12:59,882
[ all gasp]
285
00:12:59,986 --> 00:13:01,781
If we don't get that thing
286
00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:04,197
out of him,
it's going to explode.
287
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,992
I MISS ANYTHING?
288
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:08,753
THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT
THE MINIATURIZED ATOM BOMB
289
00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:10,375
IN THE PRESIDENT'S STOMACH.
290
00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:11,549
The only way
291
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:13,827
we can save him
is to shrink down
292
00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:16,657
with a laser beam
and go inside his body.
293
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,349
[ groaning]
294
00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,730
CHUCKIE, IT'S JUST
ONE LITTLE SEED.
295
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,905
ONLY THIS SEED'S
NOT IN THE GROUND.
296
00:13:23,009 --> 00:13:24,838
IT'S IN MY TUMMY.
297
00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,840
WHAT IF IT STARTS GROWING?
298
00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:29,256
IT WILLSTART GROWING.
299
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,259
IT WILL GROW INTO
A WHOLE WATERMELON
300
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:35,745
AND IT WILL GET
BIGGER AND BIGGER
301
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,576
AND BIGGER, AND THEN...
302
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,095
KABOOM!
303
00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:41,821
[ hysterical laughter]
304
00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:45,617
JUMPIN' JEHOSHAPHAT!
305
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:48,206
THEY SHRUNK THEM
WITH THAT LASER BEAM!
306
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:52,555
Yes, yes, all goes
according to plan.
307
00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:55,696
We'll go into
the president's body, all right
308
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,871
but what those fools don't know
309
00:13:57,975 --> 00:14:00,874
is that I'm not going to remove
the device.
310
00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,049
I'm going to detonate it!
311
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,120
[ maniacal laughter]
312
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:10,401
HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HA-HA-HA-HA.
313
00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:12,506
WE GOT TO GET THAT SEED
OUT OF YOU, CHUCKIE.
314
00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:13,714
BUT HOW?
315
00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:15,924
WELL, MAYBE YOU
COULD THROW UP.
316
00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:17,097
YEAH.YEAH.
317
00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:19,928
I'M NOT GOOD
AT THROWING UP, TOMMY.
318
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:20,894
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
319
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:22,447
YOU THROW UP
ALL THE TIME.
320
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,898
BUT I NEVER DID IT
ON PURPOSE BEFORE.
321
00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:26,486
IT ALWAYS JUST HAPPENS.
322
00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:28,384
LIKE LAST TIME I WAS RIDING
323
00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:30,870
IN THE BACKSEAT OF THE CAR
324
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:33,355
AND MY DAD
WAS SINGING "OLD MacDONALD"
325
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,943
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
326
00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:36,289
[ retching]
327
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:38,429
All:
♪ OLD MacDONALD HAD A FARM...
328
00:14:38,532 --> 00:14:41,535
STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK.
329
00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:43,779
I DON'T WANT TO THROW UP.
330
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,367
WE GOT TO FIND
ANOTHER WAY.
331
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,368
OH, THERE
332
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,714
YOU BABIES ARE.
333
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:50,579
STILL SCARED ABOUT
THAT TINY LITTLE SEED?
334
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:54,100
WELL, I KNOW HOW TO GET IT OUT.
335
00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:55,066
YOU DO?!
336
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:56,896
HOW, ANGELICA? HOW?
337
00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,242
WELL...
338
00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:00,554
COME ON, ANGELICA,
YOU GOT TO TELL US.
339
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,453
OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU.
340
00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:04,282
WE GOT TO GET LITTLE.
341
00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:05,421
BUT WE ARE LITTLE.
342
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,975
NO!
343
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:08,977
REALLY, REALLY LITTLE.
344
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,635
THEN WE CAN GO INSIDE CHUCKIE
AND GET THE SEED.
345
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:14,706
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
346
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,950
WE USE A LAZY BEAM.
347
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,641
A LAZY BEAM?
348
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,747
YEP. IT'S
THE ONLY WAY.
349
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:24,475
THIS DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
350
00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:26,822
[ grunting]
351
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:30,791
IT MIGHT BE DARK
INSIDE, CHUCKIE
352
00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:33,311
ESPECIALLY IF HE'S GOT
HIS EYES CLOSED.
353
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,382
I BET IT'S WET IN THERE TOO.
354
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:36,797
YUCK!
355
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,179
[ humming]
356
00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:51,329
HA-HA-HA!
357
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,230
EVERYBODY READY?
358
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,060
OKAY, LET'S GET SMALL.
359
00:15:58,164 --> 00:15:59,889
WAIT A MINUTE.
360
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,719
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO?
361
00:16:01,822 --> 00:16:04,791
HMM... WE GOT TO PUT
YOU TO SLEEP.
362
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,896
SLEEP? SLEEP?!
363
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,555
YOU INSPECT ME TO SLEEP
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
364
00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:11,384
I KNOW.
365
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:12,557
THIS ALWAYS
366
00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:14,249
MAKES ME GO TO SLEEP.
367
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:15,767
FORGET IT, TOMMY.
368
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:18,322
IT WILL NEVER WORK.
369
00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:21,221
IT WILL NEVER MAKE ME GO TO...
370
00:16:21,325 --> 00:16:23,292
[ snoring]
371
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,124
EVERYONE STAND
372
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:29,298
UNDER THE LAZY BEAM.
373
00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:31,680
READY OR NOT,
HERE WE COME!
374
00:16:34,683 --> 00:16:36,581
[ gasps]
375
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,273
[ all screaming]
376
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:39,860
[ snoring]
377
00:16:41,448 --> 00:16:44,624
AWW, HE'S NOTHING
BUT A BIG BABY.
378
00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:47,040
BUT A REALLY,
REALLY BIG BABY.
379
00:16:47,144 --> 00:16:48,386
ANGELICA'S RIGHT.
380
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,423
THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF.
381
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,011
IT'S JUST CHUCKIE.
382
00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:53,012
Angelica:
YES.
383
00:16:53,115 --> 00:16:56,705
YES. ALL GOES ACCORDION TO PLAN.
384
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,225
WE'LL GO INSIDE CHUCKIE,
ALL RIGHT
385
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,572
BUT WHAT THOSE BABIES DON'T KNOW
386
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:05,576
IS THAT I'M NOT GOING TO GET RID
OF THAT OLD SEED.
387
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:07,716
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT GROW.
388
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,890
[ laughing]
389
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,582
Tommy:
COME ON, ANGELICA.
390
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:14,033
ARE WE GOING TO GO
INSIDE CHUCKIE NOW?
391
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:16,483
COMING, TOMMY!
392
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:23,525
[ all screaming]
393
00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:31,671
WOW!
394
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:35,054
[ echoing:]
HELLO!
395
00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:37,401
COME ON!
396
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:42,268
[ squeaking]
397
00:17:46,272 --> 00:17:48,170
Phil:
HEY, TOMMY.
398
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:49,240
I'M STUCK.
399
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,276
ME TOO.
400
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,657
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
401
00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,176
UH-OH.
402
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,488
All:
BOOGERS!
403
00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:56,903
[ all screaming]
404
00:17:57,938 --> 00:17:59,181
HELP!
405
00:17:59,285 --> 00:18:00,665
I'M SINKING!
406
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,495
IT'S THE SOOCASE, ANGELICA.
407
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:03,841
IT'S TOO HEAVY.
408
00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,498
IT'S MAKING YOU SINK.
409
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:06,671
THROW IT AWAY!
410
00:18:06,775 --> 00:18:08,225
MY SUITCASE?
411
00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:10,019
NEVER!
412
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,400
[ all gasp]
413
00:18:12,298 --> 00:18:13,575
[ snorting]
414
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,405
[ all screaming]
415
00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:24,551
WHOA!
416
00:18:26,312 --> 00:18:27,623
[ grunting]
417
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,316
WHERE ARE WE?
418
00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,904
Angelica:
I THINK THIS IS
CHUCKIE'S LUNGS.
419
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,320
Lil:
I THOUGHT WE WERE
420
00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:36,805
WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
IN CHUCKIE'S TUMMY.
421
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,703
WE ARE.
422
00:18:38,807 --> 00:18:41,016
THIS IS JUST A LITTLE DETOUR.
423
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,363
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET
OUT OF HERE?
424
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,125
I THINK WE CAN GO
THROUGH THIS STUFF.
425
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:47,402
[ grunting]
426
00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:02,037
WOW!
427
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,040
THE BLOOD STREAM!
428
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,111
LET'S GO FOR A RIDE.
429
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,152
[ all laughing]
430
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,223
All:
WHOA!
431
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:17,259
[ all screaming]
432
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,131
HELP! HELP!
433
00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:38,038
TOUGH CURRENT TODAY.
434
00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:41,180
OH, NO!
435
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,182
I THINK WE'RE GOING INTO
436
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:44,666
CHUCKIE'S HEART!
437
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:47,186
[ all screaming]
438
00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:54,779
[ all screaming]
439
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:01,476
[ all screaming]
440
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,065
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
441
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:08,621
YEAH. I DIDN'T THINK
WE'D MAKE IT.
442
00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:12,107
WHERE ARE WE NOW?
443
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,902
WE SHOULD BE CLOSE
TO THE TUMMY.
444
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:14,903
LOOK!
445
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,595
Lil:
THIS IS IT!
446
00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,390
HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET IN?
447
00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,357
HMM...
448
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,256
[ all grunting]
449
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:31,506
SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS.
450
00:20:31,609 --> 00:20:32,886
[ laughing]
451
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,163
HEY
452
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,579
WHY DID SHE DO THAT?
453
00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:39,168
YEAH. IT'S ALMOST LIKE SHE
WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM US.
454
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,447
COME ON,
WE GOT TO GET THAT SEED.
455
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,181
[ screaming]
456
00:20:58,809 --> 00:20:59,879
WHERE IS SHE?
457
00:20:59,982 --> 00:21:00,880
LOOK!
458
00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:02,744
[ humming]
459
00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:06,230
OH, NO!
460
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:07,438
ANGELICA
461
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,129
STOP!
462
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,821
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
463
00:21:10,924 --> 00:21:14,238
I'M WATERING THE SEED, STUPID,
SO IT WILL GROW BETTER.
464
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:15,584
GROW BETTER?
465
00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:18,138
BUT WE DON'T WANT IT
TO GROW AT ALL.
466
00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:19,830
MAYBE YOU DON'T
467
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:23,282
BUT I WANT TO SEE
CHUCKIE'S TUMMY GO KABOOM!
468
00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:24,524
[ laughing]
469
00:21:25,594 --> 00:21:27,941
[ both grunting]
470
00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:32,498
HEY, YOU GUYS
471
00:21:32,601 --> 00:21:33,809
IT'S GROWING.
472
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,155
LOOK, ANGELICA.
473
00:21:35,259 --> 00:21:36,502
SEE WHAT YOU DID.
474
00:21:36,605 --> 00:21:39,505
AND I'M GLAD TOO.
475
00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:42,784
YEAH, WELL, YOU WON'T BE
IF CHUCKIE'S TUMMY EXPLODES
476
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,613
WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE IT.
477
00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:47,271
UH-OH. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
478
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,929
WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.
479
00:21:50,032 --> 00:21:52,034
WHOA!
480
00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:54,968
[ all screaming]
481
00:21:57,764 --> 00:21:59,973
RUN, YOU GUYS!
482
00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,533
All:
WHOA!
483
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,640
[ burping]
484
00:22:11,744 --> 00:22:13,504
YOU DID IT, CHUCKIE.
485
00:22:13,608 --> 00:22:15,506
I DID?
486
00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:16,852
WHAT?
487
00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:18,820
YOU BURPED UP THE SEED.
488
00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:20,684
BUT... BUT... HEY
489
00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:23,825
HOW COME YOU GUYS
AREN'T LITTLE ANYMORE?
490
00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:24,826
LITTLE?
491
00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:26,310
WE NEVER GOT LITTLE.
492
00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:27,656
YEAH, YOU DID.
493
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,314
YOU SHRUNK YOURSELVES
WITH THE LAZY BEAM
494
00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:32,661
THEN YOU WENT UP MY NOSE
AND GOT STUCK
495
00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:35,768
IN MY BOOGERS,
AND THEN YOU WERE IN MY BLOOD...
496
00:22:35,871 --> 00:22:37,770
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
CHUCKIE.
497
00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:39,358
YEAH, WE WERE ABOUT TO.
498
00:22:39,461 --> 00:22:41,429
WE WERE JUST GOING TO TURN ON
499
00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:43,362
THE LAZY BEAM
WHEN YOU WOKE UP.
500
00:22:43,465 --> 00:22:44,777
OH.
501
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,607
[ gulping]
502
00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:51,611
HEY, YOU GUYS,
SPIKE ATE THE SEED!
503
00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,130
[ all gasp]
504
00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:57,099
ANYONE EVER BEEN
INSIDE A DOG BEFORE?
505
00:22:57,203 --> 00:22:58,860
UH-OH.
506
00:23:08,594 --> 00:23:12,632
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