All language subtitles for Rancho.Grande.1940 ENGLISH

(horse galloping)

,6O ALLA EN EL RANCHO GRANDE ,6O

,6O ALLA DONDE VMA... ,6O

YE E-HA! YE E-HA!

,6O HABIA UNA RANCHERITA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O GIVE ME MY RANCH ,6O

,6O AND MY SADDLE... ,6O

,6O FOR I JUST LOVE HERDING
CATTLE ,6O

Girls: ,6O ALLA EN RANCHO GRANDE
,0

,6O ALLA DONDE VMA ,6O

[SINGING IN SPANISH]

,6O HABIA UNA RANCHERITA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

YA-HOO!

,6O TE VOY A HACER LOS CALZONES ,6O

AY-Yl-Yl-Yl!

,6O COMO LOS USA EL RANCHERO ,6O

,6O TE LOS COMIENZO DE LANA ,6O

,6O Y LOS ACABO ,6O

,6O DE CUERO ,6O

,6O ALLA EN EL RANCHO GRANDE ,6O

,6O ALLA DONDE VMA ,6O

[SINGING IN SPANISH]

,6O HABIA UNA RANCHERITA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

BUENOS DIAS, CHIQUITAS.

BUENOS DIAS, SENOR GENE.

WE TRY AND HAVE A CHORUS.

THIS TIME, I TAKE TENOR.

OH, NO. NO MORE MUSIC TODAY. I,A6M A
BUSY MAN.

NOW, YOU__RUN AND TELL THE BOYS
WE,A6RE READY TO GO.

SI, SI! PRONTO.

DID FROG LEAVE FOR THE STATION?

NO, NO. HE NO LEAVE.

HE ALL READY, THOUGH.

[DEEP RASPY VOICE] ,6O RANCHO
GRANDE ,6O

,6O DE DEEDLE DE DA DA ,6O

[NICKERS]

[REGULAR VOICE] WHO SNIFFED AT ME?

HORSES DON,A6T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT MUSIC. AH! OH!

HI, GENE.

LISTEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT FOR
THE STATION AN HOUR AGO.

WELL, I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE,

BUT I JUST GOT TO WORRYING SO
HARD, I WENT TO SLEEP.

UH-HUH. YOU,A6RE GONNA HAVE
SOMETHING REAL TO WORRY ABOUT

IF YOU DO_I}I,A6T HURRY. THAT
TRAIN,A6S DUE AT 3:00.

NOW, LOOK, YOU KNOW I DON,A6T CARE
A THING

ABOUT GOING _QVER THERE, TOO,
DON,A6T YOU?

WHY DIDN,A6T YOU SEND SOME OF THE
OTHER BOYS?

OH, AFRAID TO MEET YOUR NEW
BOSSES?

WELL, NO.

YOU KNOW, I,A6VE BEEN READING IN
THE PAPER

ABOUT THAT TOM AND THAT KAY
DODGE.

AND YOU KNOW THAT PAPER SAID THEY
WAS HOLY TERRORS.

THEY MIGHT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.

THEY,A6RE BRINGING THEIR LITTLE
SISTER ALONG WITH THEM.

MAYBE SHE,A6LL PROTECT YOU.

OH, HUH. LISTEN, IF THEY GET TOUGH
WITH ME,

YOU KNOW I,A6LI= JUST ABOUT-- WELL,
I,A6LL...

WHAT WILL I DO?

WELL, DON,A6T WORRY ABOUT IT.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, WE,A6LL SEND
YOU FLOWERS. NOW, GET GOING.

[GUNSHOT]

[MEN CHEER]

[LAUGHTER]

WELL, FELLAS, COME ON. WE,A6VE GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

WHOA, BOYS! WHOA! HOLD IT!

SAY, PARTNER, YOU AIN,A6T SEEN

3 WILII) EASTERN SOCIETY
YOUNG,A6UNS AROUND HERE,

HAVE YOU?

CAN,A6T SAY I HAVE, PARTNER. WHAT
DO THEY LOOK LIKE?

WELL, THERE,A6S 3 OF THEM ALL IN
THE SAME FAMILY.

THERE,A6S 2 GIRLS AND A LITTLE ONE.

THE OLDER ONE,A6S WILD AS RANGE
COLTS,

AND THEY DON,A6T KNOW A QUAIL
FROM A HAY BALER.

THEN THERE,A6S A LITTLE ITSY-BITSY
ONE

WHO AIN,A6T CUT ITS EYETEETH YET.

I HAVE SO CUT MY EYETEETH.

HEY, WHAT,A6S YOUR NAME?

L,A6M PATRICIA FAIRFIELD DODGE.

L,A6M THAT ONE.

BUT YOU THOUGHT I WAS A COWGIRL,
DIDN,A6T YOU?

BY GOSH, I SURE DID. I,A6M FROG
MILLHOUSE.

IF YOU,A6LL PARDON MY GLOVE THERE.

L,A6M ON THE RECEPTION COMMITTEE.

WHERE,A6S THE REST OF THEM?

OH, THEM? THEY,A6RE UP THERE.

I HADN,A6T HEARD.

THAT,A6S--THAT'S TERRIBLE.

IT HAPPENED K_!ND OF SUDDEN,
DIDN,A6T IT?

OH, NO. THEY,A6VE BEEN PLANNING TO
DO IT FOR A LONG TIME.

WHY, THEM RECKLESS YOUNGSTERS.

WHEN DID THEY LEAVE THIS EARTH?

YESTERDAY AFTERNOON.

THEY EXPECT TO LAND HERE SOMETIME
TODAY.

NOW, LOOK, LET,A6S GET THIS
STRAIGHT.

WHAT IS THIS?

THEY,A6RE FLYING OUT IN THEIR OWN
PLANE.

IT MAKES ME SO MAD. THEY SAY I AM
TOO YOUNG TO FLY.

LT,A6S JUST BECAUSE THEY WANT ME
TO CHAPERONE THE BAGGAGE.

ALL THIS YOUR BAGGAGE?

CLOTHES FOR 3 PEOPLE?

YUP. WE,A6RE TRAVELING LIGHT.

LIGHT? LOOK, I GOT TO CARRY ALL
THAT.

WHY, GRANT,A6S ARMY DIDN,A6T HAVE
THAT MUCH CLOTHES.

WELL, IF YOU,A6RE READY, WE BETTER
GET GOING.

IT LOOKS LIKE PRETTY__WILD COUNTRY,
TOM. MAYBE WE,A6RE LOST.

WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO SEE,
CITY STREETS?

I TELL YOU, THE RANCHO,A6S RIGHT
NEAR HERE.

WELL, IF IT IS, I,A6M SORRY FOR BOTH
OF US.

THERE,A6S NOTHING AROUND HERE
BUT SCENERY.

OH, COME ON, KAY.

GET THE PIONEER SPIRIT.

THERE THEY ARE, GENE, THE PICK OF
THE RANCH.

YOU DONE A FINE ROUNDUP JOB, BILL.

THANKS, BOSS.

HEY, PARTNER, LOOK AT THEM PRETTY
COWS.

[CHUCKLES]

THEM COWS IS HORSES, TENDERFOOT.

SO THEY BE.

Together: LET,A6S GIVE THEM A THRILL.

[HORSES NEIGHING]

WHAT,A6S THAT FOOL DOING?

HEY, GET AWAY, YOU IDIOTS!

GET AWAY!

SO THE COWBOY,A6S MAD AT US.

GOSH, SIS, MAYBE WE SHOULDN,A6T
HAVE DONE THAT.

HE,A6S KIND OF CUTE, TOO. CAN YOU
STOP A MINUTE?

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, AN
ELEVATOR?

NO. BUT WE OUGHT TO GO BACK AND
APOLOGIZE.

TWIST AROUND, TOM, AND LET,A6S
LAND.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TWIST AROUND?

YOU CAN,A6T JUST--
WHIRR-WHIRR--ONE OF THESE THINGS.

I DON,A6T SEE WHY NOT. WE GOT
PLENTY OF ROOM.

ALL RIGHT, WE,A6LL LAND.

WE,A6RE LOST ANYHOW.

MAYBE THAT COWBOY CAN TELL US

HOW TO GET BACK TO THE RANCH.

I OUGHT TO GIVE YOU A SOCK IN THE
JAW.

WHY, COWBOY, WOULD YOU HIT

A DEFENSELESS WOMAN WITH HER
GLASSES ON?

L,A6M SORRY, BUT I'D STILL LIKE TO
SOCK YOU IN THE JAW.

WHAT DID YOU LAND HERE FOR?

TO SAY WE,A6RE SORRY WE
FRIGHTENED THE HORSES.

NOW, lSN,A6T THAT NICE?

LT,A6S ONLY TAKEN US 2 WEEKS TO
ROUND THEM UP.

ROUND THEM UP AGAIN. lT,A6LL HELP
SOLVE THE UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM.

SAY, LISTEN, GET THIS CRATE OFF OF
RANCHO GRANDE

AND DON,A6T COME BACK.

RANCHO GRANDE? IMAGINE THAT.

WELL, THIS IS OUR RANCH.

ARE YOU KAY AND TOM DODGE?

THAT,A6S US. IN PERSON.

WELL, I,A6M SORRY. I CAN,A6T
APOLOGIZE.

YOU,A6RE JUST WHAT WE EXPECTED.

WELL, AFTER ALL, COWBOY, OUR
GRANDFATHER LEFT US THIS RANCH.

WHO ARE YOU?

L,A6M GENE AUTRY-- THE FOREMAN.

WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB?

WELL, UP UNTIL NOW, IT WAS ALL
RIGHT.

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MIGHT HAVE THE DECENCY TO
TAKE US TO THE RANCH HOUSE.

I HAVEN,A6T GOT TIME.

THE BOYS AND I HAVE GOT TO ROUND
UP THOSE HORSES

THAT YOU SCARED AWAY WITH YOUR
LITTLE JOKE.

OH, WE,A6RE--WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THE
HORSES.

WELL, I GUESS

THERE,A6S NOTHING WE CAN DO
ABOUT IT NOW.

YOU,A6LL FIND THE RANCH, OH,

ABOUT 5 MILES UP THE ROAD.

5 MILES? YEAH.

JUST A NICE LITTLE AFTERNOON
STROLL.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS,

LET,A6S SEE ABOUT ROUNDING UP
THOSE HORSES.

SOMETIMES, MR. DODGE,

I WONDER IF WE,A6RE REALLY
APPRECIATED.

MISS DODGE, I THINK YOU,A6VE GOT
SOMETHING THERE.

COME, BROTHER DEAR,

ON TO RANCHO GRANDE.

HE WAS A FINE MAN, YOUR
GRANDFATHER.

A FINE MAN.

AND NOW SHALL WE HEAR THE WILL?

Tom: YOU MEAN THE WILL IS ACTUALLY
ON THAT RECORD IN HIS OWN VOICE?

THAT,A6S RIGHT.

Kay: SORT OF CREEPY, LIKE A VOICE
FROM THE GRAVE.

EXACTLY THAT.

I CAN SEE YOUR GRANDFATHER NOW IN
THIS VERY ROOM,

AS HE DICTATED THIS RECORD.

I REMEMBER A LITTLE MANNERISM HE
ALWAYS--

Man on record: AHEM!

I--I KNOW YOU,A6RE ALL THINKING THIS
IS

JUST AN ECCENTRIC OLD MAN,A6S WAY
OF LEAVING HIS WILL.

BUT YOU YOUNGSTERS HARDLY KNEW
ME,

AND THAT,A6S WHY I,A6M MAKING THIS
RECORD.

SO HEARING MY VOICE AFTER I,A6M
GONE

MIGHT, WELL, HELP BRING YOU CLOSER
TO ME.

IT WON,A6T SURPRISE YOU

THAT I,A6M LEAVING RANCHO GRANDE
AND ALL ITS POSSESSIONS

TO YOU, MY GRANDCHILDREN-- TOM,
KAY, AND PATSY DODGE.

MIND YOU, I HAD PLANS RIGHT UP TO
THE VERY LAST

THAT WOULD HAVE ENRICHED RANCHO
GRANDE TENFOLD

AND MADE IT SECURE FOREVER FOR
YOU CHILDREN

AND YOUR CHILDREN,A6S CHILDREN.

BUT I, I GUESS I STARTED TOO LATE
THIS TIME,

FOR I PUT THE LAND,_YOUR LAND AND
THE PEOPLE,A6S LAND,

DEEPLY IN DEBT TO THE CITRUS
VALLEY ASSOCIATION.

MY DEAL WITH THEM ENABLED ME TO
START

THE BUILDING OF AN IRRIGATION
SYSTEM,

A DAM TO OPEN UP THE SOUTHERN
PART OF OUR VALLEY

AND MAKE IT THE SAME RICH FERTILE
LAND WE HAVE IN THE NORTH,

SPREADING THE ORCHARDS AS FAR AS
THE EYE COULD SEE.

BUT WHEN I GUARANTEED

A DATE ON WHICH THE WATER WOULD
FLOW INTO THAT VALLEY BELOW,

I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN I WAS AN OLD
MAN--

TOO OLD TO RUSH THROUGH A TOUGH
JOB LIKE THAT

IN SUCH A SORT SPACE OF TIME,

EVEN WITH YOUR HELP, GENE.

AND NOW, MY GRANDCHILDREN, lT,A6S
UP TO YOU

TO SEE THAT THAT PROJECT IS
COMPLETED ON TIME

AND THAT WATER FLOWS INTO OUR
VALLEY ON THE DATE I PROMISED.

L,A6M APPOINTING GENE AUTRY AS
YOUR GUARDIAN

NOT ONLY TO HELP YOU MANAGE
RANCHO GRANDE,

BUT TO MAKE CLEAR TO YOU WHAT
THIS PLACE HAS MEANT TO ME

AND WHAT IT SHOULD MEAN TO EVERY
DODGE.

WELL, SO LONG,

ALL OF YOU.

AND GOOD LUCK.

I GUESS HE MUST HAVE REALLY BEEN A
GRAND GUY.

Kay: HE SURE WAS.

HE DIDN,A6T GIVE US MUCH OF A
CHOICE, DID HE?

NO, COME TO THINK OF IT, HE DIDN,A6T.

WHEN lT,A6__S ALL SUMMED UP, WHAT
WE,A6VE GOT LEFT IS

PRIDE, TRADITION, AND BILLS.

AND A NEW BOSS.

I WONDER HOW lT,A6S GOING TO BE
TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU.

THERE WON,A6T BE ANY ORDERS.

JUST A LOT OF HARD WORK.

SO WE END UP JUST A COUPLE OF
RANCH HANDS.

THE RANCH HANDS HERE ARE VERY
HAPPY.

LET,A6S GO OUT AND GET SOME AIR,
TOM.

HMM, THAT,A6S ONE THING WE GOT
PLENTY OF AROUND HERE.

WE CAN GO OVER ALL THIS IN DETAIL

WHEN THEY,A6RE IN A MORE RECEPTIVE
MOOD.

YOU,A6VE GOT QUITE A JOB ON YOUR
HANDS, GENE.

FOR 2 CENTS, I,A6D CHUCK THE WHOLE
BUSINESS AND GO BACK TO NEW YORK.

AND WHAT WOULD YOU USE FOR
MONEY, MR. DODGE?

WHY--WELL, ANYHOW, I,A6M NOT GONNA
TAKE ORDERS FROM THAT COWBOY.

OH, I THINK WE CAN HANDLE HIM.

BUENOS DIAS, SENORITA DODGE,
SENOR DODGE.

WELCOME TO RANCHO GRANDE.

THANKS. THANKS A LOT.

MY PEOPLE ARE VERY HAPPY YOU COME.

FOR MANY YEARS,

THE DODGES HAVE BEEN OUR GREAT
FRIENDS.

YEAH, SURE, THE DODGES, THEY,A6LL
STILL BE YOUR FRIENDS.

[CHUCKLING] THAT I KNOW.

WHEN FIRST I SEE YOU, I SAY

THEY ARE YOUNG TO CARRY SUCH
HEAVY BURDENS,

BUT THEY BELONG HERE AT RANCHO
GRANDE.

ONE LOOK AND I KNOW.

OH, THAT,A6S VERY KIND OF YOU,
MISTER, UH--

I AM JOSE. I SERVE YOUR GRANDFATHER

SINCE HE WAS YOUNG MAN.

LOOKS LIKE OLD MAN TRADITION,A6S
CAUGHT UP WITH US.

AS I UNDERSTAND IT, IF THE WORK,A6S

COMPLETED ON SCHEDULE, THEY,A6LL
RENEW THE NOTE.

THAT,A6S RIGHT.

BUT GETTING THOSE KIDS TO WORK
WITH ME IS GONNA BE

A TOUGHER JOB THAN OPENING THE
DAM.

THE KIDS WILL__BE ALL RIGHT, GENE.
THEY,A6LL LEARN.

I HOPE SO. HOW ARE YOU, JOSE?

BUENO, BUENO, SENOR.

THESE NEW DODGES, VERY FINE
PEOPLE.

L,A6M PROUD TO WORK FOR THEM.

L,A6M__GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
YOU,A6VE NEVER BEEN WRONG YET.

Woman: WOO-HOO! AM I ON TIME?

THAT,A6S EFFIE TINKER, OUR SOCIETY
REPORTER.

YEAH, THAT FROSTBITTEN OLD VARMINT

HAS SURE GOT HER GUNS OUT FOR YOU
KIDS.

I KNOW YOU,A6VE BEEN WAITING FOR
ME.

I GOT HERE JUST AS SOON AS--

LOOK OUT, EFFIE. YOU,A6LL STRIP
YOUR GEARS.

WHAT,A6S THE DIFFERENCE? I,A6VE
ALREADY GOT A FLAT TIRE. HA HA!

AND YOU,A6RE THOSE PERFECTLY
SCANDALOUS DODGE CHILDREN.

I KNOW YOU,A6RE GONNA PROVIDE
LOTS OF NEWS

FOR OUR LITTLE COMMUNITY.

NOW, I WANT A NICE CHATTY
INTERVIEW. WAIT, WAIT.

COME ON, FROGGY, HOLD THESE WHILE
I FIND MY NOTEBOOK.

UM, MY CIGARETTE CASE.

I SMOKE A LITTLE. OH, SHOULD I?

LAST WEEK,A6S BRIDGE SCORE.

TWO EGGS OVER EASY COMING UP.

TWO EGGS OVER EASY COM-- OH, SHUT
UP.

THAT REMINDS ME, lT,A6S PART OF MY
DIET.

COUGH MEDICINE. WOULD YOU LIKE A
WEE NIPPIE?

OH, DEAR, DEAR. WHERE IS MY
NOTEBOOK?

[COUGHING]

POISON.

WHY, THEY,A6RE GONE,

AND RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE.

DON,A6T GO AWAY LIGHT. HERE. LOAD
UP.

THANKS, FROGGY. I GOT A MILLION
THINGS TO TELL YOU.

EFFIE, SHUT YOUR EYES AND OPEN
YOUR MOUTH.

AW, FROGGY.

I GOT A MILLION WAYS TO STOP YOU,
TOO. GOOD-BYE.

[MUFFLED] AH, FROGGY!

OK, JOE, WE CAN START BACK NOW.

HOW DID THINGS GO?

HMM, JUST FINE, JOE. JUST FINE.

GENE,A6S GONNA HAVE HIS TROUBLES
WITH THOSE KIDS.

KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU SET
YOURSELF UP RIGHT

IN THE DEAL, DOESN,A6T IT?

YEAH, THE MORE TROUBLE HE HAS
WITH THEM,

THE EASIER lT,A6LL BE FOR ME.

MR. BENSON!

HEY, MR. BENSON, WOULD YOU GIVE
EFFIE A LIFT TO TOWN?

SHE,A6S A FLAT TIRE. I MEAN SHE,A6S
GOT A FLAT TIRE.

FROGGY MILLHOUSE, DON,A6T YOU
RUSH ME.

I SIMPLY HAVE GOT TO INTERVIEW THE
DODGES.

OH, EFFIE, YOU,A6VE LOST ENOUGH AIR
FOR TODAY.

HOW ABOUT YOU GO ON HOME AND
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, HUH?

YOU,A6LL TAKE HER HOME, WON,A6T
YOU, MR. BENSON?

SEE, THERE? GO ON IN.

MY--MY TIRE!

OH, WHAT,A6S A LITTLE OLD TIRE?
I,A6LL MAIL IT TO YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. BENSON.

GOOD-BYE!

[COUGHING]

EFFIE TINKER, YOU DONE THAT ON
PURPOSE!

,6O YODEL WHEN YOU,A6RE FEELING
BLUE ,6O

,6O Kl-AH-LAY-EE-HEE ,6O

,6O AND YOUR TROUBLES WILL LEAVE
YOU ,6O

,6O Kl-AH-LAY-EE-HEE ,6O

,6O IF YOU,A6RE LQW AND FEEL LIKE
CRYIN,A6 ,6O

,6O YOU,A6LL ADMIT THAT lT,A6S
WORTH TRYIN' ,6O

,6O EVERYBODY, YODEL ,6O

,6O DEE DE DEE DE DEE ,6O

,6O THAT,A6S NOT BAD, MY BUCKAROO
,6O

,6O Kl-AH-LAY-EE-HEE ,6O

,6O NOW LET,A6S TRY TO HIT THAT OLD
HIGH "C" ,6O

,6O PICK A TUNE THAT,A6S NICE AND
SNAPPY ,6O

,6O ONE THAT,A6S SURE TO MAKE YOU
HAPPY ,6O

,6O EVERYBODY WHISTLE ,6O

[WHISTLING]

,6O IF THE SKY LOOKS DULL AND GRAY
,6O

[WHISTLING]

,6O PRETTY SOON THE SUN WILL COME
YOUR WAY ,6O

Ranch hands: ,60 YOUR WAY ,60

Patsy: ,6O CAN,A6T__YOU STOP THAT
SHAKIN,A6 ,6O

,6O AND COME ALONG WITH ME? ,6O

,6O OO-DE-LAY-EE-OH, LAY-EE-AY ,6O

,6O YO-DE-LAY-EE-OH, LAY-EE-OH,
LAY-EE-OH ,6O

,6O LAY-DEE-EE ,6O

Men: HI-YA!

BETTER GET YOUR PONY. WE GOT TO
GET GOING.

OK.

Gene: ,6O FREE AS AN EAGLE FLYIN,A6
,6O

,6O I,A6M ROPIN' AND A-TYIN,A6 ,6O

,6O MM-HMM HMM HMM HMM ,6O

OH, GOOD MORNING, MISS KAY.

HELLO. I DIDN,A6T REALIZE I HAD A
SINGER FOR A GUARDIAN.

GO ON. SING SOME MORE.

,6O GIVE ME MY RANCH ,6O

,6O AND MY CATTLE ,6O

,6O FAR FROM THE GREAT CITY,A6S
RATTLE ,6O

THE GREAT CITY,A6S RATTLE, I,A6LL
TAKE IT ANYTIME.

Yol-L/'i6LL FEEL DIFFERENT AFTER
YOU,A6VE LOOKED THE PLACE OVER.

SO THAT,A6S WH_Y WE,A6RE GOING ON
THIS COOK,A6S TOUR TODAY.

YUP. I FIGURED AFTER YOU,A6D SEEN

WHAT YOUR GRANDFATHER HAD
ACCOMPLISHED,

RANCHO GRANDE WOULD MEAN A LOT
MORE TO YOU.

THIS RANCH MEAN_S A LOT TO YOU,
DOESN,A6T IT?

MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE
WORLD.

MR. AUTRY, YOU,A6RE A FINE
SALESMAN,

BUT WE DODGES HAVE A PRETTY
STRONG SALES RESISTANCE.

WELL, HERE IT lS--

THE FINEST VIEW IN THIS PART OF THE
COUNTRY.

ALL THAT LAND IS YOURS AS FAR AS
THE EYE CAN SEE.

EVEN FARTHER.

I GUESS YOU COULD DROP

ANY ONE OF YOUR GREAT EASTERN
CITIES DOWN THERE AND LOSE IT.

YOU COULD LOSE YOUR MIND HERE,
TOO.

LOOK!

BLACK KNIGHT ON THE LOOSE AGAIN.

LOOK AT HIM RIDE.

KIND OF MAKES US LOOK SILLY.

I THINK HE DOES EVERYTHING WELL.

Kay: lSN,A6T HE A BEAUTY?

IS HE OURS?

HE,A6S BLACK KNIGHT, YOUR PRIZE
BREEDING STALLION.

WE TRAIN A LOT OF HIS COLTS FOR THE
ARMY.

FROM THE WAY HE RAN, I SHOULD
THINK HE WAS BREEDING RACEHORSES.

Gene: OH, HE BREAKS OUT ONCE IN A
WHILE JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.

DON,A6T WE ALL?

ALL THOROUGHBREDS ARE THAT WAY.

WELL, BLACK KNIGHT, WE,A6LL NEVER
SELL YOU DOWN THE RIVER.

I SHOULD SAY NOT. WE,A6LL TAKE HIM
BACK TO NEW YORK WITH US.

OH, I DON,A6T-- I DON,A6T THINK
HE,A6D LIKE THAT.

YOU,A6D NEVER GET HIM ACROSS THE
MISSISSIPPI RIVER.

HE,A6D GET SEASICK.

OH, HE,A6S ALLERGIC, HUH?

NO. HE,A6S--HE'S A STALLION.

[LAUGHTER]

TAKE BLACK KNIGHT TO THE CORRAL,
BILL.

WE,A6RE GONNA RIDE ON OVER TO THE
DAM.

ALL RIGHT.

BLACK KNIGHT, HE,A6S MY IDEA OF A
HORSE.

THERE IT IS.

THAT DAM HOLDS THE LIFEBLOOD OF
RANCHO GRANDE,

MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF WATER.

WHEN THE PROJECT,A6S COMPLETED,

ALL THAT WASTELAND

WILL BE TURNED INTO ORCHARDS AND
WHEAT FIELDS.

IT WAS THE GREATEST DREAM

YOUR GRANDFATHER EVER HAD,

AND lT,A6S GOING TO COME TRUE.

IT KIND OF GETS YOU AT THAT.

IT SURE DOES.

HELLO, GENE. HELLO, FROG.

HELLO, ADAM. I WANT YOU TO MEET
YOUR NEW BOSSES--

MISS KAY, PATSY, AND TOM DODGE.

HELLO. HI.

HOW DO YOU GLAD TO KNOW.

HOW,A6S THE WORK COMING?

OH, THERE,A6S STILL PLENTY OF WORK
AHEAD

GETTING THESE PIPES LAID, AND I,A6VE
HAD TO PUT ON MORE WORKMEN.

THAT,A6S ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS YOU
FINISH ON TIME.

WELL, BARRING ACCIDENTS, WE OUGHT
TO COME IN JUST UNDER THE WIRE.

HMM. THAT,A6S AWFUL CLOSE A FIGURE.

THEN WE,A6LL HAVE TO DO SOME CLOSE
FIGURING TO MEET THAT INCREASED PAYROLL.

GENE, IF THERE,A6S ANYTHING WE CAN
DO.

THERE,A6LL BE PLENTY FOR YOU TO
DO--

LEARNING TO LOOK AFTER THE RANCH.

ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR,

WHEN DOES SCHOOL OPEN?

LT,A6S OPEN NOW. WE,A6RE ALL EARS.

YUP. WE WANT TO LEARN.

Frog: WELL, HE,A6S JUST THE LITTLE
GUY THAT CAN LEARN YOU.

LOOK AT WHAT HE,A6S DONE FOR ME.

,6O ALLA EN EL RANCHO GRANDE ,6O

,6O ALLA DONDE VMA... ,6O

YE E-HA! WOO-HOO!

,6O HABIA UNA RANCHERITA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O GIVE ME MY RANCH ,6O

,6O AND MY CATTLE ,6O

,6O FAR FROM THE GREAT CITY,A6S
RATTLE ,6O

,6O GIVE ME A BIG HERD TO BATTLE ,6O

,6O FOR I JUST LOVE HERDING CATTLE
,6O

Men: ,6O ALLA EN §I6RANCHO GRANDE
,0

,6O ALLA DONDE VMA ,6O

YE E-HA! YE E-HA!

,6O HABIA EN UNA RANCHERITA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O QUE ALEGRE ME DECIA ,6O

,6O GIVE ME MY BRIDLE AND SADDLE ,6O

,6O AND MY OLD PINTO I,A6LL
STRADDLE ,6O

[REGULAR VOICE] ,6O I,A6!,L GET THEM
COWBOYS A-RIDIN,A6 ,6O

,6O OUT WHERE THEM ,6O

[DEEP RASPY VOICE1.,60 RUSTLERS ARE
HIDIN,A6 ,6O

,6O I LOVE TO ROAM OUT YONDER ,6O

,6O OUT WHERE THE BUFFALO WANDER.
.. ,6O

,6O JUST LIKE BEFORE ,6O

,6O FREE AS THE EAGLE FLYIN,A6 ,6O

,6O I,A6M ROPIN' AND A-TYIN,A6 ,6O

,6O I,A6M ROPIN' ,6O

,6O AND A-TYIN,A6 ,6O

,6O ROAM, ROAM, WE ROAM... ,6O

,6O ROAM, WE ROAM... ,6O

,6O ROAM, WE ROAM ,6O

,6O GIVE ME THE WIDE-OPEN SPACES ,6O

,6O THAT,A6S JUST WHERE I KNOW ,6O

,6O MY PLACE IS ,6O

,6O I LOVE THE RODEO DEARLY ,6O

,6O AND THE BIG ROUNDUP YEARLY ,6O

Men: ,6O I LOVE TO ROAM OUT YONDER
,6O

,6O OUT WHERE THE BUFFALO WANDER
,6O

YE E-HA! WOO-HOO!

Gene: ,6O FREE AS AN EAGLE FLYIN,A6
,6O

,6O I,A6M ROPIN' AND A-TYIN,A6 ,6O

,6O I,A6M ROPIN' AND A-TYIN,A6 ,6O

TOM, GIVE ME THAT PENCIL, WILL YOU?

HI. MR. AUTRY, I DIDN,A6T HEAR YOU
COME IN.

NEITHER DID I.

MR. BENSON, lT,A6S NICE TO SEE YOU
AGAIN.

THANKS. GENE, IT LOOKS LIKE

YOU,A6RE GONNA MAKE A COUPLE OF
BUSINESSPEOPLE

OUT OF THESE 2 YOUNGSTERS AFTER
ALL.

OH, YEAH. SURE, SURE.

WE CAN,A6T WORK ALL THE TIME.

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK--

AND PLENTY OF IT.

OH, MR. AUTRY, WOULD YOU BE AN
ANGEL

AND TELL PATSY lT,A6S TIME TO DRESS
FOR DINNER?

SHE,A6S OUT IN THE BARN WITH
FERDINAND.

ALL RIGHT. UH, BY THE WAY, KAY, YOUR
DRAWING GAVE ME AN IDEA.

MAYBE I SHOULD START USING A WHIP.

[GASPS]

HE,A6S SPYING ON US AGAIN.

HE WON,A6T LET US ALONE FOR A
MINUTE.

WE DON,A6T EVEN GET TIME OFF FOR
GOOD BEHAVIOR.

Patsy: COME ON, FERDINAND, DRINK
YOUR MILK.

WHAT DID YOU CALL IT?

FERDINAND.

I DON,A6T THINK YOU OUGHT TO CALL
IT THAT.

I THINK lT,A6S A PRETTY NAME.

BUT IT AIN,A6T THAT KIND OF A CALF.

DON,A6T DISCOURAGE PATSY, FROG.

AT LEAST SHE,A6S TRYING TO HELP
THE RANCH.

YOU BETTER GET READY FOR DINNER.

AS SOON AS FERDINAND,A6S HAD HIS
MILK.

COME ON, FROG. I WANT TO SEE YOU.

I THINK KAY AND TOM ARE GETTING
KIND OF FED UP

WITH THIS QUIET LIFE.

WELL, GOOD. MAYBE THEY,A6LL GO
BACK EAST NOW, HUH?

OH, NO. lT,A6S PART OF OUR JOB

TO KEEP THEM HERE AND KEEP THEM
HAPPY.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE MIGHT GIVE

A SURPRISE PARTY FOR THEM.

HEY, LET ME HANDLE THAT, WILL YOU?

OH, NO. I DON,A6T TRUST YOU.

OH, WELL, GENE MEANS ALL RIGHT.

HE JUST DON,A6T UNDERSTAND YOUNG
PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

ME, I,A6D SAY YOU 2 YOUNGSTERS HAVE
BEEN PLUGGING AWAY PRETTY HARD.

GO OUT AND HAVE YOURSELVES A
GOOD TIME.

GOOD TIME? WHERE?

LT,A6S ALL YOUR LIFE'S WORTH TO GO
OUTDOORS AFTER DARK.

YOU CAN,A6T SEE YOUR HAND IN
FRONT OF YOUR FACE.

YOU FALL OVER THINGS AND BREAK
YOUR NECK.

AND THOSE AWFUL NOISES COMING
OUT OF THE DARK.

OH, HOW I,A6D LOVE TO SEE A
STREETCAR.

[BENSON LAUGHS]

YOU YOUNGSTERS ARE IN PRETTY
TOUGH SHAPE.

HOW IS IT YOU__NEVER GO OVER TO THE
,A649 CLUB?

THE WHAT? THE WHAT?

THEY,A6VE GOT A LITTLE NIGHTCLUB
NEAR THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN.

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT IT.

NO! NO!

THE FACT IS THEY,A6VE GOT A NEW
SINGER OPENING THERE TONIGHT--

SOME GIRL THEY BROUGHT ON FROM
NEW YORK.

WHY DON,A6T WE HEAR ABOUT THESE
THINGS?

WHAT ARE WE WASTING TIME FOR?
LET,A6S GET GOING.

I REALLY WANTED YOU TO JOIN ME
THERE TONIGHT.

L,A6M GMNG A SHINDIG FOR A NICE
CROWD OF YOUNG PEOPLE FROM THE EAST

STOPPING AT THE DUDE RANCH NEAR TOWN, BUT
I _I_=IGURED GENE WOULDN,A6T LIKE IT.

OH, HE WOULDN,A6T, EH?

MR. BENSON, YOU,A6VE GOT 2 MORE
PEOPLE IN YOUR CROWD,

AND THE PARTY,A6S ON US.

SOUNDS FINE. WE,A6RE ALL GONNA
DRESS IN COWBOY OUTFITS,

AND WE,A6LL REALLY HOOP IT UP, HUH?

YIPPEE! YA-HOO!

HOWDY, PATSY.

TA-DA! TA-DA!

HERE WE ARE, YOU OLD PRAIRIE
COYOTE.

READY TO RIDE THE RANGE

UNTIL THE LAST GAL HAS BEEN
CAPTURED.

WELL, BLOW ME DOWN. IF YOU TWO
AIN,A6T A SIGHT.

UH-OH. lT,A6S GETTING LATE. WE,A6D
BETTER HURRY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WE,A6RE OFF TO THE CLUB ,A649er,
PATSY.

WE,A6LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT
TOMORROW.

SENORITA KAY.

DID YOU FIND THAT, JOSE?

SI, SENORITA. PLEASE, SENOR TOM,
YOU NO GO THERE.

NOW, DON,A6T YOU START GMNG US
ORDERS.

,I'-\649er CLUB, BAD PLACE.

OH, THAT,A6S ALL RIGHT, JOSE. WE
CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES,

EVEN THOUGH MR. AUTRY DOESN,A6T
THINK SO.

[SOBBING]

HEY, FROG, GIVE ME A BRUSH.

YOU,A6VE GOT MORE BRUSH THAN YOU
CAN SEE OVER NOW.

HOW DO I LOOK?

I AIN,A6T A-TALKIN'. I AIN,A6T A-TELLIN'
NOBODY NOTHING

TILL I FIND OUT HOW TO GET MY PANTS
UP OVER MY SPURS.

SLIT THEM UP THE BACK.

YEAH. HUH? OH.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I AIN,A6T HAD ON A BLACK SUIT SINCE
THEY CONVICTED MY PA.

HEY, YOU WANT A BITE OF RICE?

YEAH.

WEDDING RICE.

THANKS. NO.

[SPITS]

THIS THING,A6S FULL OF SOUP STAINS.

WELL, SOUP STAINS LOOKS BETTER

ON IT THAN ANYTHING ELSE THAT I
KNOW OF.

WELL, lSN,A6T IT SUPPOSED TO BE
WHITE?

LISTEN, IF YOU AIN,A6T SATISFIED WITH
IT,

WEAR IT UNDERNEATH YOUR SHIRT.

HEY! I GOT AN IDEA. I WON,A6T WEAR
MY SPURS.

,6O THE DUDE RANCH COWHANDS ,6O

,6O DON,A6T DO NO WORK AT ALL ,6O

,6O BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO DOGIES ,6O

,6O TO ROUND UP IN THE FALL ,6O

,6O EACH WRANGLING COWHAND ,6O

,6O IS ACTIN,A6 AS A GUIDE ,6O

,6O HE,A6S ROUNDIN' UP THE
MOONBEAMS ,6O

,6O FOR THE LADY AT HIS SIDE ,6O

,6O YIP-Pl-Kl-A ,6O

,6O Kl-A ,6O

,6O Kl-O ,6O

,6O Kl-O ,6O

,6O THEY,A6RE RIDIN' BUCKIN,A6
BRONCOS ,6O

,6O ON THE RADIO ,6O

[REGULAR VOICE] ,6O THE DUDE RANCH
COWHANDS ,6O

,6O DEMAND THE CHOICEST ROAST ,6O

,6O THEY ONCE ATE BEANS AND BACON
,6O

,6O BUT NOW lT,A€2g QUAIL ON TOAST
,0

,6O THOSE WRANGLING COWHANDS ,6O

,6O FIGHT INDIANS GALORE ,6O

,6O THEY CHOP THEM UP FOR KINDLING
,6O

,6O AT THE CORNER CIGAR STORE ,6O

,6O YIP-Pl-Kl-A ,6O ,6O Kl-A ,6O

[DEEP RASPY VOICE] ,6O Kl-O ,6O

,6O Kl-O ,6O

All: ,6O THEY,A6RE RIDIN' BUCKIN,A6
BRONCOS ,6O

,6O ON THE RADIO ,6O

Crowd: SURPRISE!

OH, WHERE,A6S KAY AND TOM, JOSE?

SENOR GENE, I TRIED TO STOP THEM,

BUT THEY WILL NOT LISTEN.

THEY HAVE GONE.

GONE? WHERE?

,A649er CLUB, SENOR.

CARRY Q_N WITH THE PARTY, BOYS.
I,A6LL GO GET THEM.

WELL, HEY, I BETTER GO WITH HIM.

HE MIGHT GET INTO SOME TROUBLE, I
HOPE.

HEY, GENE!

VERY WELL, SENORS. YOU MAY COME IN.

COME IN.

HELLO, PATSY!

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

HI, PATSY!

SEEING AS HOW!' THE OTHER KIDS
AREN,A6T HERE,

I,A6D BE DELIGHTED TO PINCH-HIT FOR
THEM.

BELLE OF THE BALL, BOYS. YEAH!

COME ON. MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME.

ALL RIGHT, PATSY!

NICE OF YOU TO SAY SO!

Patsy: ,6O YOU CAN,A6T CHANGE ,6O

,6O THE SWING OF THE RANGE ,6O

,6O WITH ITS YIP-Pl-I ,6O

,6O ADY-I-O ,6O

,6O YOU CAN,A6T CHANGE ,6O

,6O THE SWING OF THE RANGE ,6O

,6O WITH YOUR BIG-TOWN VO-DEE-O-DO
,6O

,6O PAPA PLAYS THE FIDDLE ,6O

,6O BROTHER TOOTS THE JUGS ,6O

,6O MAMA CALLS THE SQUARE DANCE
,6O

,6O AND SISTER GETS THE HUGS ,6O

,6O THERE,A6S NOTHING NEW ,6O

,6O AND THERE,A6S NOTHING STRANGE
,6O

,6O ABOUT THE SWING, SWING, SWING
OF THE RANGE ,6O

,6O YOU CAN,A6T CHANGE ,6O

,6O THE SWING OF THE RANGE ,6O

,6O WITH ITS YIP-Pl-I ,6O

,6O ADY-I-O ,6O

,6O YOU CAN,A6T CHANGE ,6O

,6O THE SWING OF THE RANGE ,6O

,6O WITH YOUR BIG-TOWN ,6O

,6O VO-DEE-O-DO ,6O

,6O OLD MEN OVER 90 ,6O

,6O STILL SHOW FIRE AND FLAME ,6O

,6O THERE,A6S SOMETHING IN THIS
RHYTHM ,6O

,6O THAT BRINGS THEM BACK AGAIN ,6O

,6O IT AIN,A6T ROMANCE ,6O

,6O THAT BRINGS ON THE CHANGE ,6O

,6O lT,A6S THE SWING, SWING OF THE
RANGE ,6O

,6O DEE ,6O

,6O DEEDLE-E-O ,6O

,6O O-LAY-EE-TOO ,6O

,6O DEE-EE ,6O

,6O DEEDLE-EE-O ,6O

,6O O-LAY-EE-TOO ,6O

BOY, I,A6VE GOT TO MEET THAT LITTLE
NUMBER.

MAYBE WE CAN ARRANGE IT.

THE IDEA. IMAGINE TOM LEAVING ME

FOR THAT NIGHTCLUB GIRL.

CHEER UP, DARLING. HE,A6S JUST IN A
BRUNETTE MOOD.

YOU KNOW_]'OM, A NEW FACE AND
HE,A6S OFF AGAIN.

ANYTHING EXCITING GOING ON?

I THINK SUSAN NEEDS A LITTLE
DIVERSION.

THERE,A6S A ROULETTE GAME IN THE
BACKROOM IF SHE,A6S INTERESTED.

ROULETTE, HUH? MY FAVORITE INDOOR
SPORT.

I WOULDN,A6T GO IN THERE, KAY.

PRETTY STEEP GAME. BESIDES, I
DON,A6T THINK GENE WOULD APPROVE.

THAT,A6S ALL I NEED TO HEAR.

COME ON, SUSAN.

RIGHT THIS WAY, FOLKS.

THANK YOU.

AREN,A6T KIDS} WONDERFUL? YOU JUST
CAN,A6T HOLD THEM.

WELL, LADY LUCK, HERE,A6S A
BRAND-NEW CUSTOMER FOR YOU.

PLAY, MISS?

TRY AND STOP ME.

TAKE CARE OF THE LADIES, JOE. lT,A6S
OK.

L,A6LL TAKE 10.

MAKE MINE 20.

THERE YOU ARE.

HELLO, JOE.

IT LOOKS LIKE THE KIDS ARE REALLY
HAVING FUN.

YUP. AND FUN COSTS MONEY.

IF THEY SPEND ENOUGH,

GENE WILL REALLY HAVE SOMETHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

SO WILL WE IF THAT PIPELINE GOES
THROUGH ON SCHEDULE.

TAKE IT EASY, JOE. IT WON,A6T.

WELL, I GUESS I,A6LL GET BACK TO MY
TABLE.

SO LONG.

YOO-HOO! OH, MR. BENSON!

HELLO, EFFIE.

AREN,A6T YOU A LITTLE BIT OFF YOUR
BEAT?

OFF MY WHAT? OH, NO!

I COULDN,A6T MISS THIS GALA OPENING.

WHY, THE CREAM OF SOCIETY IS HERE.

[SNIFFS]

AND A LITTLE OF THE SKIM MILK, TOO.

HA HA! HA HA!

YOU SEE THEM?

YEAH, THERE,A6S TOM.

TRY TO GET HIM OUTSIDE WHILE I FIND
KAY.

THAT,A6S A FINE THING, RUNNING OUT
ON OUR SURPRISE PARTY.

L,A6LL SHOW HIM.

NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. USE SOME
DIPLOMACY.

OH, YOU WANT ME TO BE...

[SUB-TEL] SUBTLE, HUH?

L,A6LL TAKE IT RILELESS ON HIM.

HERE,A6S TO YOUR HEALTH.

THAT,A6S A GOOD ONE.

UH, WAITER, WILL YOU BRING US
SANDWICHES, PLEASE?

WELL, I,A6M NOT THE WAITER. I JUST
COME IN TO GET WARM. HOW ARE YOU, TOM?

OH, FROG, WHY THE DISGUISE?

OH, THIS A!_N,A6T NO DISGUISE. SHH.
DON,A6T TELL ANYBODY.

IT SURE IS INCREDIBLE.

IT IS NOT. I PAID CASH FOR IT.

SAY, DON,A6T YOU EVER INTRODUCE
ANYBODY AROUND HERE?

OH, RITA, THIS IS MR. FROG MILLHOUSE.

LT,A6S A SWELL PARTY, lSN,A6T IT,
FROG?

IT SURE IS. I,A6M AWFUL GLAD I COME.
AY, CARAMBA.

GENE TELLS ME YOU,A6RE FROM NEW
YORK.

HOW DID YOU EVER GET IN THIS PLACE
ANYHOW?

YOU EVER SING ANY HILLBILLY SONGS? YOU
KNOW THIS GAL IS POISON. YOU CAN SEE THAT.

I SING HIGH SONGS MYSELF.

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] ,6O Ml Ml Ml ,6O

SEE THAT? I,A6M ASHAMED OF YOU.
AND THEN I SING LOW SONGS...

[DEEP RASPY VOICE] ,6O WAY DOWN
DEEP LIKE THAT ,6O

I,A6M SURPRISED AT YOU. I REALLY AM.

I KNEW A SINGER ONCE AND...

SAY, DO YOU MIND SITTING OVER HERE

AND PLAYING LIKE YOU DON,A6T KNOW
ME?

I GOT SOME COMPANY COMING.

THIS MAN IS CRAZY, NO?

EFFIE, LOOKS LIKE YOU,A6VE LOST
FROG TO A GLAMOR GIRL.

L,A6LL FIX THAT.

Frog: BUT THERE,A6S A MAN OUTSIDE
WHO WANTS TO TALK--

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FROG MILLHOUSE, YOU,A6RE MAKING A
FOOL OF YOURSELF.

OH, EFE_IE, GET OUT OF HERE, WILL
YOU? I,A6M ON A MISSION. LISTEN...

LOOK AT HER. THE CUSTOMERS ARE SO
FUNNY LOOKING,

THE ENTERTAINERS CAN,A6T GET ANY
LAUGHS.

I HEARD YOU, YOU--YOU JEZEBEL.

YOU CROW FROM THE GAY NINETIES!

GIRLS, STOP IT.

ARE YOU COMING WITH ME?

[SPEAKING SPANISH EXCITEDLY]

SHE,A6LL DO IT.

MISS TINKER WINS THE ROUND.

MISS STINKER? IS THAT HER NAME?

WHY, SURE. WHAT DID YOU THINK IT
WAS, A CRITICISM?

Man: 17 IN THE BLACK.

WELL, THAT,A6S THAT. ANOTHER
STACK, PLEASE.

THERE YOU ARE.

WELL, HELLO, WARDEN. SO YOU
FINALLY PICKED UP OUR TRAIL.

HOW ABOUT GOING HOME, MISS KAY?

THE BOYS AND I HAVE FIXED UP A
LITTLE SURPRISE.

CAN,A6T QUIT NOW. SORRY.

ARE THOSE YOUR IOUS?

UH-HUH.

YOU KNOW WE CAN,A6T AFFORD TO
LOSE THAT KIND OF MONEY.

THEN I,A6LL STAY HERE TILL I GET
EVEN.

WHY, MY LUCK,A6S BOUND TO CHANGE.

WHY DON,A6T YOU TWO HIRE A...

GUESS YOU BETTER LET THE LITTLE
LADY ALONE, GENE.

SURE, lT,A6S JUST GOOD CLEAN FUN.

MAYBE, BUT I THINK lT,A6S TIME SHE
STOPPED.

COME ON, LET,A6S GO.

WAIT A MINUTE, GEN__E. LOOKIT. I KNOW
THAT IF YOU,A6LL JUST--

WAIT A MINUTE.

IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN,A6T DO THAT.

GENE, LOOK OUT!

WHAT IS THIS?!

TOM! TOM!

COME BACK, TOM. DON,A6T GET IN
THAT.

HEY, GANG, COME ON. lT,A6S A BRAWL.

OH, FIGHT! FIGHT.

WHEE! A FIGHT!

HEY, WHO ARE YOU PUSHING?

L,A6M PUSHING YOU.

YOU,A6RE GETTING PUSHED BACK,
THEN.

YEAH? AND I,A6LL PUSH YOU BACK.

THAT BOY,A6S UP! THAT BOY,A6S
DOWN!

Frog: HEY!

GUESS I MOWED HIM DOWN, DIDN,A6T I?

STOP IT!

STOP IT!

GENE, ARE YOU HURT?

OH, I,A6M ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I RECKON WE CAN GO NOW.

WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU WAS

THE BOYS AND I PLANNED A PARTY AT
THE RANCH TONIGHT FOR YOU AND TOM.

AND--AND WE WALKED OUT ON THEM
FOR THIS.

WELL, COME ON. lT,A6S STILL EARLY.

YOU,A6LL MAKE THEM VERY HAPPY.

[MEN SNORING]

Tom: IF IT WASN,A6T FOR THE SNORING,

THERE,A6D BE AN AWFUL LULL IN THIS
PARTY.

EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE.

AND YOU NEVER MEET ANY
INTERESTING PEOPLE.

COME ON, PATSY, GET TO BED.

IT LOOKS LIKE THE LAST ROUNDUP.

[CHUCKLES]

I WONDER WHERE TOM IS.

IN BED. HE MUST HAVE CAUGHT COLD
DURING THE NIGHT.

HIS JAW,A6S ALL STIFF.

UH-HUH.

,6O THOUGH SOMEDAY SOMEONE NEW
,6O

,6O MAY SHARE MY DAYS WITH YOU ,6O

,6O THERE,A6LL NEVER BE ,6O

,6O ANOTHER PAL LIKE YOU ,6O

,6O THE ONE I HAVE IN MIND ,6O

,6O WILL ALWAYS TREAT YOU KIND ,6O

,6O AND LOVE YOU ,6O

,6O JUST THE WAY I DO ,6O

,6O MANY LONELY TRAILS ,6O

,6O WE HAVE KNOWN ,6O

,6O BUT AT LAST ,6O

,6O WE FOUND THE TRAIL ,6O

,6O TO HOME SWEET HOME ,6O

,6O I,A6LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU ,6O

,6O AND WHEN ROUNDUP DAYS ARE
THROUGH ,6O

,6O THERE,A6LL NEVER BE ,6O

,6O ANOTHER PAL LIKE YOU ,6O

HELLO, PATSY.

HI THERE, GENE.

GOOD MORNING, MISS DODGE.

GOOD MORNING. DID YOU COME TO
INVITE ME TO ANOTHER PARTY?

WELL, SORT OF.

THEY,A6RE HAVING A CHRISTENING THIS
MORNING AT THE RANCHO GRANDE CHURCH.

OH, REALLY?

SENORITA KAY...

THE DODGES ALWAYS BEEN

GODFATHER OR GODMOTHER

TO CHILDREN BORN ON THIS RANCHO.

WHY, JOSE, I THINK THAT,A6S A LOVELY
TRADITION.

THEN YOU WILL GO.

SURE, SHE WILL.

WELL, SHALL WE LEAVE RIGHT NOW?

OH, BUT--BUT--BUT--

BUT WHAT?

WELL, MISS, YOU DON,A6T WANT TO GO
TO CHURCH WITH THEM PANTS ON.

WHY, MR. MILLHOUSE, WHAT WOULD
YOU SUGGEST?

WELL, I--l,A6M--

I GET IT, PARTNER.

THAT WORKS PRETTY GOOD. I,A6LL
HAVE TO TELL EFFIE ABOUT THAT.

WELL, SHALL WE GO, MR. AUTRY?

ALL RIGHT. I,A6M READY.

WOMEN ARE A PROBLEM, AREN,A6T
THEY, FROG?

YEAH, THEY SURE ARE.

[WOMEN SPEAKING SPANISH]

I DON,A6T KNOW...

THEY MEAN YOU,A6RE OK.

GOOD MORNING, FATHER.

BUENOS DIAS, SENOR.

GOOD MORNING, FATHER.

BUENOS DIAS, SENORITA.

[MAN AND WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

SILENCIO.

BUENOS DIAS, PADRE.

BUENOS DIAS, MY CHILDREN. BUENOS
DIAS.

THIS IS SENORITA DODGE.

[WOMAN SPEAKING SPANISH]

Woman: SHE WILL BE NAMED

MARIA TERESA DOLORES LUPITA JUANA
CARMENCITA KAY DODGE HERNANDEZ.

[LAUGHTER]

Kay: SUCH A BIG NAME FOR A LITTLE
GIRL.

COME, COME, MY CHILDREN. INTO THE
CHURCH WE GO, HUH?

ENTER. AND SILENCIO, HUH?

[CHOIR SINGING "AVE MARIA"]

MARIA TERESA DOLORES LUPITA JUANA
CARMENCITA KAY DODGE HERNANDEZ,

DOST THOU RENOUNCE SATAN?

Kay: I DO RENOUNCE HIM.

AND ALL HIS WORKS?

I DO RENOUNCE THEM.

AND ALL HIS POMPS?

I DO RENOUNCE THEM.

DOST THOU ALSO BELIEVE IN THE HOLY
GHOST,

THE HOLY CHURCH, THE COMMUNION
OF SAINTS,

THE FORGIVENESS OF SINS,

THE RESURRECTION OF THE BODY,

AND LIFE EVERLASTING?

I DO BELIEVE.

[SPEAKING LATIN]

YOU SURE MADE MOM AND POP
HERNANDEZ HAPPY TODAY.

THEY,A6RE SWEET.

L,A6LL BE DARNED IF I CAN
UNDERSTAND YOU.

OH, I,A6M NOT SO HARD TO
UNDERSTAND.

YOU ARE FOR ME.

ABOUT THE TIME I THINK

YOU,A6RE THE ORNERIEST CRITTER I
EVER LAID EYES ON,

THEN YOU DO SOMETHING SWELL, LIKE
TODAY AT THE CHRISTENING.

OH, MAYBE I,A6M JUST TRYING TO MAKE
THE BEST OF THINGS

UNTIL THE IRRIGATION WORK,A6S
FINISHED

AND TOM AND I CAN SELL OUT AND
MOVE BACK EAST.

YOU STILL THINKING OF SELLING OUT?

MM-HMM. AFTER ALL, I DON,A6T FIT
INTO THIS LIFE

ANY MORE THAN YOU,A6D FIT INTO
OURS IN THE CITY.

YEAH, I GUESS YOU,A6RE RIGHT.

,6O I DON,A6T BELONG ,6O

,6O IN YOUR WORLD ,6O

,6O AND YOU DON,A6T BELONG ,6O

,6O IN MINE ,6O

,6O WE CAN,A6T BE HAPPY TOGETHER
,6O

,6O YOU ALWAYS CHANGE ,6O

,6O WITH THE WEATHER ,6O

,6O I WANT A GIRL ,6O

,6O WHO LOVES ME ,6O

,6O OUT BY MY SIDE ,6O

,6O ALL THE TIME ,6O

,6O I DON,A6T BELONG IN YOUR WORLD
,6O

,6O AND YOU DON,égT BELONG IN MINE
,0

HIYA!

YOU,A6VE BEEN GONE QUITE A WHILE.

MUST HAVE TOOK QUITE A WHILE TO
GET

THE CHRISTENING DONE, DIDN,A6T IT?

GENE,A6S BEEN TRYING TO PROVE
THAT KIPLING WAS RIGHT.

WHO,A6S HE?

A GENTLEMAN WHO ONCE SAID,

"EAST IS EAST AND WEST IS WEST,

BUT NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET."

WELL, HE SAID A MOUTHFUL, DIDN,A6T
HE?

Kay: OF COURSE, KIPLING COULD BE
WRONG.

I LIKED THE CHRISTENING, GENE,

AND THE SONG, TOO.

THANKS. AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

I,A6LL REALLY GET TO WORK ON THOSE
LEDGERS TOMORROW.

NOW YOU,A6RE TALKING LIKE YOUR
GRANDDAD.

[PEOPLE SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]

HI, KAY!

HI, GANG.

HIYA!

KAY, WE DECIDED TO ACCEPT TOM,A6S
INVITATION.

WE,A6RE MOVING IN-- BAG AND
BAGGAGE.

Man: SURE IS NICE OF YOU TO INVITE US.

Second man: WHERE,A6S TOM?

LSN,A6T THIS PLACE QUAINT?

WE CAN SURE RAISE CAIN HERE.

WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE A TAMALE
JOINT.

Kay: FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN CALL
RANCHO GRANDE HOME.

Tom: HI THERE, EASTERNERS.

IT SURE IS MIGHTY GOOD TO MEET,A6N
UP WITH ALL YOU TENDERFOOTS.

HIYA, PARTNER.

[LAUGHTER]

Man: MY GULLET,A6S PARCHED, GAL.
LEAD ME TO THE BAR.

COME ON IN, EVERYBODY.

GENE?

[EXAGGERATED DEEP VOICE] YOU MUST HAVE
A FOUNTAIN HERE SOMEPLACE, PARTNER.

Tom: RIGHT INSIDE.

THAT,A6S ALL. THAT'S ALL.

15,15.

[ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY]

[GUNSHOTS]

[ALL HOOTING]

[CHUCKLING]

THAT-A BOY, FROG.

COME ON, KAY. YOU,A6RE NEXT.

OH, ALEX, I,A6M BORED. I THINK I,A6LL
TAKE A NAP.

Tom: BORED? THAT,A6S A FINE THING.
HEY, FROG, KAY IS BORED.

GIVE US A SONG TO CHEER HER UP,
WILL YOU?

NO! I,A6M NOT GONNA PLAY. I,A6M
GOING HOME RIGHT--

OH, NO, YOU,A6RE NOT. YOU,A6D
BETTER SING, PARTNER.

I DON,A6T SING CITY SONGS. I NEVER--

THEN YOU,A6D BETTER SING A
COUNTRY SONG.

IF HE,A6S GONNA SING A COUNTRY SONG,
WE GOT TO MAKE HIM LOOK THE PART.

NO, I DON,A6T-- DOWN YOU GO.

GET HIM OVER HERE...

Alex: FIX IT UP OVER THE LEG.

HELP ME GET THIS BOOT OFF.

HERE HE IS, BOYS. TAKE HIM AWAY.

Tom: ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR, DREAM IT
UP.

GO ON OUT AND DO IT. GO ON OUT
THERE.

NO!

[LAUGHTER]

,6O YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY ,6O

,6O OUT OF THE COUNTRY ,6O

,6O BUT YOU CAN,A6T TAKE THE
COUNTRY ,6O

,6O OUT OF THE BOY ,6O

,6O NOW, YOU CAN DRESS HIM UP ,6O

,6O AND TEACH HIM CITY WAYS ,6O

,6O YOU CAN DRENCH HIM IN PERFUME
,6O

,6O AND HE,A6LL SMELL LIKE HAY ,6O

,6O YOU CAN BUY HIM SHOES AND SEE
THAT HE WEARS THEM ,6O

,6O BUT HE,A6LL JUST CHEW HIS
THUMB ,6O

,6O AND LOOK SO COY ,6O

,6O YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY ,6O

,6O OUT OF THE COUNTRY ,6O

,6O BUT YOU CAN,A6T TAKE ,6O

,6O THE COUNTRY OUT OF THE BOY ,6O

,6O NOW, COUNTRY BOYS DON,A6T LIKE
TO LIVE IN THE CITY ,6O

,6O AND I KNOW ONE THAT AIN,A6T SO
HAPPY NOW ,6O

,6O AND IF A CHANCE SHOULD COME ,6O

,6O HE,A6S GONNA BE ON THE RUN ,6O

,6O AND THE CHANCES DON,A6T LOOK
GOOD ,6O

,6O TO GET THAT RUNNIN,A6 DONE ,6O

,6O THE PROBLEM CALLS FOR VERY,
VERY DEEP THINKING ,6O

,6O AND WHEN lT,A6S SETTLED, I,A6LL
BE OVERJOYED ,6O

,6O WHO,A6LL TAKE THIS BOY ,6O

,6O OUT OF THE COUNTRY ,6O

,6O IF YOU CAN,A6T TAKE THE
COUNTRY OUT OF THE BOY? ,6O

AFTER HIM! WE GOT A RUNAWAY!

[YELLING]

[GUNSHOTS]

WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

OH, MY BACK.

OH!

GENE, I KNOW THAT,A6S THE CRAZIEST
OUTFIT

EVER I SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

YOU KNOW THAT MISS DOLAN?

SHE--SHE,A6S KIND OF PRETTY.

SHE RODE ME ALL OVER THE FRONT
ROOM FLOOR

JUST LIKE AS IF I WAS A HORSE.

IMAGINE MAKING A HORSE OUT OF ME.

WELL, THAT,A6S A SHAME.

WHAT,A6S A SHAME?

MAKING A HORSE OUT OF A PERFECTLY
GOOD JACKASS.

HA HA HA!

SO, YOU CAN,A6T TAKE IT, HUH, FROG?

IS YOUR VOICE CHANGING?

I DIDN,A6T SAY ANYTHING.

SOMETHING SAID SOMETHING.

A FINE COWBOY YOU TURNED OUT TO
BE.

WHAT IS THAT?

DID YOU SAY THAT?

NOPE.

YOU DIDN,A6T SAY IT, HUH?

LOOK, GENE,

I PUT IN 4 YEARS WITH THE WILD WEST
SHOW,

AND THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR ME.

L,A6M AWFUL CLOSE TO QUITTING
RIGHT NOW.

Patsy: DON,A6T TAKE IT SO HARD,
PARTNER.

HOW,A6D YOU LIKE A SONG INSTEAD?

LOOK, THE RADIO HAS GONE CRAZY!

LT,A6S TALKING BACK TO ME.

L,A6M HAUNTED. DID ANYBODY EVER DIE
IN THIS ROOM?

Patsy: ,6O YOU CAN,A6T CHANGE THE
SWING OF THE RANGE ,6O

,6O WITH ITS YIP-Pl-I ADY-I-O ,6O

,6O YOU CAN,A6T CHANGE THE SWING
OF THE RANGE ,6O

,6O WITH YOUR BIG TOWN
VO-DEE-O-DO-- ,6O

SO, YOU,A6RE THE GHOST,

AND I AIN,A6T HAUNTED, HUH?

WHAT IS THAT, PATSY?

THIS IS STATION P-A-T-S-Y SPEAKING.

SAY, WILL THIS WORK ON ANY RADIO?

SURE. HOW DO YOU DO IT?

WELL...YOU TAKE THESE TWO THINGS

AND YOU HOOK THEM ON THE GROUND

TO THE AERIAL OF ANY RADIO, AND IT
WORKS!

I GOT AN IDEA OF HOW TO GET RID OF
THAT WILD WEST SHOW.

LET,A6S GO.

All: ,6O IT RAINED ALL NIGHT THE DAY I
LEFT ,6O

,6O THE WEATHER WAS SO DRY ,6O

,6O I,A6M GOING TO ALABAMA ,6O

,6O SO, SUSANNA, DON,A6T YOU CRY ,6O

,6O OH, SUSANNA, DON,A6T YOU CRY
FOR ME ,6O

,6O I,A6M GOING TO ALABAMA... ,6O

WILL YOU STOP THAT AWFUL RACKET?!

L,A6LL STOP IT!

,6O OH, SUSANNA, DON,A6T YOU CRY
FOR ME-- ,6O

[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]

,6O WITH MY BANJO ON MY KNEE ,6O

[SINGING__LOUDLY] ,6O OH, SUSANNA,
DON,A6T YOU CRY FOR ME ,6O

,6O I,A6M GOING TO ALABAMA WITH MY
BANJO ON MY KNEE ,6O

JOSE, I,A6M SO LOW I COULD WALK
UNDER A CROQUET WICKET

IN A HIGH-HAT.

BE A GOOD FELLOW, AND RIDE INTO
TOWN

AND GET ME A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH,
WILL YOU?

NO. I WILL NOT GO, SENOR TOM.

THIS HOUSE, I DO NOT BELONG HERE.

I GO OVER TO CANYON AND WORK WITH
MY PEOPLE

AT IRRIGATION WORK.

THERE I CAN HELP RANCHO GRANDE,

NOT HERE IN THIS HOUSE.

GET A LOAD OF JOSE ACTING LIKE A
NOBLE HERO.

SURE NOBODY SAW YOU HOOK IT UP?

NOT A SOUL!

DID YOU HAVE ENOUGH WIRE?

SURE. OK, HERE WE GO.

[MUSIC STOPS]

Gene, over radio: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN,

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO
BRING YOU

A WARNING FROM HEALTH
COMMISSIONER WARREN.

Woman: I SUPPOSE SOME COW HAS GOT
THE PIP!

[CHUCKLES]

Gene: AN EPIDEMIC OF EPIGLOTTIS
FEVER IS RAGING THE COUNTRY.

THIS ATTACKS LIVESTOCK FIRST IN
WHICH IT IS COMPARATIVELY HARMLESS,

BUT QUICKLY SPREADS TO HUMAN
BEINGS.

ITS EARLY SYMPTOMS ARE RED SPOTS
ON THE FACE

ACCOMPANIED BY DIZZY SPELLS.

ITS SECONDARY STAGES ARE MORE
SERIOUS,

RESULTING IN THE LOSS OF TEETH,

FINGERNAILS, AND HAIR.

COMMISSIONER WARREN URGES
RANCHERS TO CLOSE THEIR HOMES

AND FIND TEMPORARY QUARTERS IN
TOWN

UNTIL THE EPIDEMIC OF EPIGLOTTIS
FEVER

HAS RUN ITS COURSE.

YOUR HAIR,A6S ALL RIGHT.

OUCH!

BUT THIS FINGERNAIL IS A LITTLE
LOOSE.

OH, LET ME ALONE.

[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

YOU WANT TO DANCE?

IN A MINUTE.

HI, FOLKS.

HOWDY. HELLO. HELLO.

[COUGHING]

HOLY SMOKE! LOOK AT HIM.

Frog: WHAT,A6S THE MATTER?

RED SPOTS! WHO, ME?

DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT?

WHY, I,A6LL FEEL ALL RIGHT

AS SOON AS I GET OVER THESE DIZZY
SPELLS.

DIZZY SPELLS?

EPIGLOTTIS!

HE,A6S GOT IT. HE,A6S GOT IT!

OH, LET,A6S GET OUT OF HERE!

HURRY UP! OH!

[ALL SPEAKING EXCITEDLY]

[CHUCKLES]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

DON,A6T BLOW IT NOW!

WHAT,A6S ALL THE EXCITEMENT?!

LT,A6S EPIGLOTTIS FEVER!

WE JUST GOT THE RADIO MESSAGE!

FROG,A6S GOT IT!

BETTER LEAVE THE HOUSE RIGHT
AWAY.

WE,A6LL MEET YOU IN TOWN!

WE,A6RE GONNA BE FOUND DEAD IN
OUR BEDS.

LET,A6S GET OUT OF HERE!

COME ON.

EPIGLOTTIS FEVER? WHAT,A6S THAT?

I DON,A6T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS
SERIOUS.

I BETTER FIND GENE.

[LAUGHTER]

SO, THEN I TOLD THEM I WAS DIZZY,
SEE?

Gene: YOU TOLD THEM THE TRUTH.

[LAUGHTER]

WELL, I MEANT SICK DIZZY.

I WAS JUST A-GOING ROUND AND
ROUND LIKE THAT, SEE.

BOY, THEY LEAPT OUT OF THAT
HACIENDA LIKE A BUNCH OF COYOTES.

YOU DONE A GOOD JOB, FROG.

NOW YOU BETTER GET THAT STUFF OFF
YOUR FACE.

I WILL.

YOU KNOW, I KNEW A GIRL ONCE

WHO FELL AWAY TO 150 POUNDS

AND LOST ALL OF HER CHARM--

ALL ON ACCOUNT OF ROUGE
POISONING.

WHAT?

ROUGE POISONING.

I GOT ROUGE--

HOW DO YOU GET THIS STUFF OFF?

LT,A6S PAINT. I SUGGEST YOU USE
TURPENTINE.

IT MAY TAKE OFF A COUPLE LAYERS OF
SKIN,

BUT YOU,A6LL HAVE PLENTY TO SPARE.

GET THE TURPENTINE, BOYS!

LOOK, I D_QN,A6T NEED NO HELP! I
DON,A6T NEED ANY HELP!

I CAN GET THIS STUFF OFF BY MYSELF!

HEY, GENE!

HELP, GENE!

WELL, IT WORKED, PATSY.

NOW RANCHO GRANDE IS SAFE FOR
DEMOCRACY.

EPIGLOTTIS FEVER.

[LAUGHTER]

L,A6D HAVE GIVEN A MONTH,A6S SALARY

TO HAVE SEEN THEIR FACES WHEN
FROG WALKED IN THERE.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

VERY FUNNY, MR. AUTRY.

L,A6M PRACTICALLY IN STITCHES.

I HAD TO GET RID OF THOSE FOLKS,
KAY,

SO YOU AND TOM WOULD COME TO
YOUR SENSES AND GET BACK TO WORK.

THAT WAS VERY NOBLE OF YOU. OF
COURSE, IT

DOESN,A6T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE
THAT YOU INSULTED

MY FRIENDS, THAT YOU,A6VE TREATED
TOM AND ME

LIKE A COUPLE OF 3 YEAR OLDS.

SOMETIMES YOU ACT LIKE A COUPLE OF
3 YEAR OLDS.

OH, IS THAT SO?!

WE BETTER SETTLE THIS MATTER ONCE
AND FOR ALL.

L,A6M GOING RIGHT INTO TOWN

AND FIND OUT FROM MR. BENSON HOW
YOU CAN BE STOPPED

FROM INTERFERING WITH MY LIFE!

COME ON, PATSY.

AW, GEE, KAY,

I WANT TO STAY HERE WITH GENE AND
THE BOYS.

YOU MIGHT GET EPIGLOTTIS FEVER!

HOW MUCH LONGER YOU GONNA LET
HER INTERFERE WITH YOUR LIFE?

UNTIL THE IRRIGATION WORK,A6S
FINISHED

AND THE WATER FLOWS INTO THAT
DESERT.

GENE!

HEY, GENE!

MR. ADAMS JUST CALLED YOU FROM
THE CONSTRUCTION OFFICE

AND WANTS YOU TO COME OVER THERE
RIGHT AWAY.

ALL RIG_I_-IT, CALL HIM AND TELL HIM
I,A6LL BE RIGHT OVER.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU MUSTN,A6T GO NOW!

WEAQRE GONNA SHOW AUTRY
WHO,A6S BOSS AROUND HERE.

GET IN, PATSY.

AND WE,A6LL STAY IN TOWN

UNTIL GENE AUTRY LEARNS HE
CAN,A6T RUN OUR LIVES.

RIGHT.

LOOK!

THE IRRIGATION PROJECT.

YOU CAN,A6T GO TILL lT,A6S FINISHED.
YOU JUST CAN,A6T!

LANDSLIDE! RUN FOR IT!

COME ON!

LOOK, A LANDSLIDE!

GET OUT!

HELP!

HELP!

THANKS, GENE!

GET A FIRST AID KIT RIGHT AWAY

AND TRY AND GET AN AMBULANCE IN
HERE.

Tom: IS HE BADLY HURT?

Gene: I,A6M AFRAID SO. HOW,A6D IT
HAPPEN?

LOOSE ROCKS MUST HAVE STARTED AN
AVALANCHE.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO CLEAR THE
PASS?

OH, AT LEAST 4 WEEKS.

THAT,A6LL BE TOO LATE. THE JOB,A6S
GOT TO BE FINISHED IN TWO.

WHY COULDN,A6T WE LAY A NEW
PIPELINE OVER THE RIDGE?

WELL, WE COULD.

BUT IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST 3 MORE
CARLOADS OF PIPE.

WE HAVEN,A6T GOT THE MONEY TO PAY
FOR THAT.

THERE MUST BE SOME WAY TO RAISE IT.

WE COULD GET SOMETHING FOR OUR
EQUITY IN THE PLANE.

THAT WOULDN,A6T BE ENOUGH.

WELL, IT MIGHT HELP.

WE,A6LL HAVE T9 SELL SOME OF THE
CATTLE. THAT,A6S THE ONLY WAY.

GO AHEAD AND ORDER THE PIPE.

ALL RIGHT.

GENE, I,A6M GONNA HELP.

YOU,A6RE DARNED RIGHT YOU ARE.

GENE, I WISH THEY,A6D HURRY!

POOR GUY. HE NEARLY GOT KILLED

TRYING TO HELP RANCHO GRANDE
WHILE WE...

MY PEOPLE--NOW THEY...

NOW THEY LOSE THEIR HOMES!

NO, THEY WON,A6T, JOSE.

BUT THE WORK--IT WILL NOT BE
FINISHED IN TIME.

TAKE IT EASY, OLD-TIMER. lT,A6LL BE
FINISHED

IN TIME. I PROMISE YOU.

HE MEANS IT, JOSE.

AH, SI.

SI.

I KNOW YOU WILL DO YOUR BEST,
SENOR TOM.

Patsy: HE,A6D BETTER! I'VE HAD
ENOUGH OF HIS NONSENSE!

[MOOINGI

HYAH!

HELLO, TRAVIS.

AUTRY,A6S JUST SHIPPED A BIG HERD
OF CATTLE EAST,

AND HE,A6S USING THE MONEY TO PAY
FOR SOME CARLOADS OF PIPE.

STILL THINKS HE,A6S GONNA GET THAT
WATER THROUGH, DOES HE?

BE JUST TOO BAD IF THOSE PIPES
NEVER ARRIVED,

WOULDN,A6T IT? YEAH, BUT...

BUT THAT,A6S REALLY TAKING A
CHANCE.

FOR A HALF-MILLION DOLLAR
PROPERTY,

YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CHANCE.

L,A6LL SURE BE GLAD

TO SEE THOSE PIPES ROLL IN.

SO WILL I. THAT TRAIN,A6S AWFUL LATE.

AH, lT,A6S ALWAYS LATE. IF THAT THING
WOULD EVER ROLL IN HERE ON TIME,

THAT DEPOT AGENT WOULD DIE OF
HEART FAILURE.

[CHUCKLES]

[HOOFBEATS]

HEY, GENE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!

LT,A6S A DYNAMITE PLUNGER I FOUND

JUST ABOVE THE LANDSLIDE.

THAT MEANS SOMEBODY

STARTED THAT LANDSLIDE
DELIBERATELY.

WHO,A6D WANT TO DO A THING LIKE
THAT?

I DON,A6T KNOW. THERE'S MORE THAN
ONE PERSON

WHO WOULD BENEFIT BY OUR NOT
FINISHING ON TIME.

AFTER ALL, THAT CITRUS VALLEY
OUTFIT

DIDN,A6T LOAN JOHN DODGE THAT
MONEY JUST BECAUSE THEY LIKED HIM.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

[Boom]

HEY, GUS! GUS!

NUMBER 6 WRECKED! THE TUNNEL WAS
BLOWN UP

JUST AS SHE WAS COMING THROUGH.

COME ON, BOYS!

[\NHISTLES]

Tom: I WONDER WHO,A6S BACKING
THIS.

I DON,A6T KNOW, BUT WE,A6LL FIND
OUT.

YEAH, WHEN lT,A6S TOO LATE.

WE,A6RE NOT LICKED YET. THOSE
PIPES ARE NOT DAMAGED.

NO, IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN A FEW
BUMPS TO DAMAGE THEM.

WHAT GOOD ARE THEY TO US OUT
HERE?

WHY CAN,A6T WE BRING THE TRUCKS
AND LOAD THE PIPE HERE?

WE CAN IF WE HAVE ENOUGH MEN.

WE CAN GET THE MEN.

WE NEED LOADING EQUIPMENT, TOO.

L,A6LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

FROG, YOU AND TOM GO GET

THE CONSTRUCTION GANG.

WE,A6LL NEED A LOT MORE THAN THE
CONSTRUCTION GANG.

L,A6LL GET THE BOYS FROM RANCHO
GRANDE. FINE.

EMORY! EMORY! AUTRY,A6S GONNA
SALVAGE THAT PIPE.

BUT HE CAN,A6T.

SURE, HE CAN. lT,A6S NOT DAMAGED.
HE AND YOUNG DODGE

ARE OUT NOW ROUNDING UP A BUNCH
OF MEN TO HELP THEM.

THEN WE,A6LL ROUND UP A GANG AND
STOP THEM.

AMIGOS! MUCHACHOS!

WE,A6RE IN TROUBLE! WE NEED EVERY
MAN AND WAGON.

COME ON! FOLLOW ME!

[GUNSHOTS]

TAKE YOUR COVER

AND LET THEM HAVE IT!

COME ON, LET,A6S GET OUT OF HERE!

BENSON!

WELL, THE JOB,A6S FINISHED,

SO I,A6M QUITTING.

SO LONG AND GOOD LUCK.

SO LONG, GENE.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

OH, GENE, I... 1335