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Hold. 13 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,873 - ♪ Honki ponki toni nok... - Mmm. 14 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,084 [Harb] "Passion spreads like a rumor, 15 00:00:42,168 --> 00:00:44,378 or a fire, or a rash. 16 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,881 [moaning] 17 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,716 [shrieking] 18 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,634 Of course, there are those who think 19 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,219 they can control their desires. 20 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:53,471 [moans] 21 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:58,100 But the harder they try to ignore passion, 22 00:00:58,184 --> 00:00:59,852 the louder it knocks. 23 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,020 [chittering] 24 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,856 Next time the opportunity arises, 25 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,858 as it were, remember this: 26 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,611 Passion, enticing though it may be, 27 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:12,031 always comes at a price." 28 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,550 - [cheering, applause] - The perfect beginning 29 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,368 to a new Lust Chronicle. You've done it again. 30 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,661 Of course she has. 31 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,289 She's Harbarbagar R. Bagarbahar, 32 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:21,999 the best-selling romance novelist 33 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,501 in this galactic cluster. 34 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,128 The naughtiest nautilus novelist. 35 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:28,339 [laughs] I am naughty. 36 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:33,219 And I am here for my routine shell replacement. 37 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,138 [cheering, applause] 38 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,390 ♪ ♪ 39 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:09,004 [snoring] 40 00:02:09,088 --> 00:02:11,006 [Plowp chirps] 41 00:02:11,090 --> 00:02:12,842 [coos] 42 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,051 Uh, hi. 43 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,011 I thought you might enjoy a bite to eat. 44 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,179 [yawns] 45 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,473 - [creature shrieks] - Mmm, yum. 46 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,016 You're cute in the morning. 47 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,018 Thank you, but it is deep afternoon. 48 00:02:23,102 --> 00:02:24,228 Ah. 49 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,021 I had a lovely time last night. 50 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,481 It's all so exciting. 51 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:28,792 I've never been in a relationship before. 52 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,109 - [gagging] - Oh. 53 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,653 I feel like you're suddenly flooded with horror, 54 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:33,856 like your life is in danger. 55 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,657 Uh, no. No danger. No relationship. 56 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,200 We're just hooking up. 57 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,387 Two people who don't know each other's middle names... 58 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:41,638 My middle name is... [cooing] B'kuku. 59 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,998 ...who occasionally combine genitals. Cool? 60 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,249 If that is what you want, 61 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,768 then I respect that we remain uncommitted. 62 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,419 - Great. - It's likely just 63 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,662 my raging hormones causing me 64 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,547 to foresee a delightful courtship period 65 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,007 followed by a respectful life union 66 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,383 with dozens of fertilized eggs. 67 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,593 Ew. 68 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,344 I should have kept that to myself. 69 00:02:57,428 --> 00:03:00,222 Okay, time to leave before I learn your first name. 70 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,975 I... got that for us to share. 71 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:07,104 Oh, because we share things now. Great. 72 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,648 [clucking] 73 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,740 [yowling] 74 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,537 {an8}Still tracking his yowls? 75 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,164 {an8}I think that one means he's hungry. 76 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,165 {an8}[hisses] 77 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,333 {an8}And that one means 78 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:28,560 {an8}he doesn't like when I talk about him. 79 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:29,501 {an8}[growls] 80 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,003 {an8}And that one I can't figure out. 81 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,212 {an8}[laughs] 82 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,298 {an8}That's how Plowp eats. 83 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,633 Sleech, you like Plowp. 84 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,884 [chuckles nervously] 85 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,385 No, I don't. 86 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,888 Yes, we had sex dozens of times last night, 87 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,933 but then he mentioned a life union and eggs. 88 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,393 Plowp does have the hips of an egg carrier. 89 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,437 I like wrapping my tail around them. 90 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,856 {an8}Oh, no, do I like him? 91 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,650 This is a good thing. 92 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,444 Just because I like when his feathers graze my underscales 93 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,029 doesn't mean I'm committed. 94 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,739 His cute mohawk 95 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,282 and his sharp beak... 96 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:01,742 - [gasps] - ...and long dry feet 97 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,495 don't mean I want to date him. 98 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,372 [shouts] Oh, no. 99 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,832 - Is it... - The Curse of the Orlosh. 100 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,794 [groans] The most mortifying sex disease. 101 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,091 Hello, you've just tested positive 102 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,468 for The Curse of the Orlosh, a virus spread 103 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,929 - through sexual contact. - Thank you, got it. 104 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,722 Whoops. Can't minimize me. Ooh. 105 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:25,432 Nice try, but I'm like a boomerang. 106 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,434 No getting rid of me. 107 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,478 Anywho, you contracted the virus from Matt, 108 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,773 and transmitted it to Plowp, who transmitted it back to you, 109 00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:34,108 who transmitted it to Plowp, 110 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,391 - to you, to Plowp... - [gasps] 111 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,944 You don't need to say "Plowp" so loud. 112 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,737 - [grunts] - Adjusting volume to "loud." 113 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,781 You transmitted it to Plowp, 114 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,409 who transmitted it to you, who transmitted it to Plowp! 115 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:44,827 I've also slept with Matt, 116 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,870 who's publicly respected as hot. 117 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,163 [wails] 118 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:49,933 The Curse of the Orlosh transferred over to us 119 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,083 from the now-extinct 120 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,835 Orlosh species thousands of years ago. 121 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,004 Someone definitely slept with an Orlosh. 122 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,505 Anyway, be safe out there. 123 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,340 The Curse of the Orlosh spreads so well 124 00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,883 because it increases pheromones, 125 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,219 which makes everyone want to get it on. 126 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,221 Take 10% off your next pleasure purchase 127 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,015 at UniYum's sex shop, UniGasm. 128 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,450 - [female] UniYum, baby. - [male whispering] UniGasm. 129 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,184 Is there anything worse 130 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,228 than turning into the last person you slept with? 131 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,771 - No. - [groans] 132 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:14,440 But, luckily, it's just a few weeks 133 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:15,733 before the symptoms clear up. 134 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,068 Excuse me? Did you feel lucky 135 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,379 during the outbreak in med school? 136 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,572 Oh, no. Wow, your little claws move fast. 137 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,532 You turned into Slug Girl 138 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,617 and couldn't get unstuck from a practice cadaver. 139 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:27,661 That corpse slept in our dorm room for two weeks. 140 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:29,163 I can still smell it. 141 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,956 Ugh. I look like a performer 142 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:33,167 at Blonskinverse Birthday Castle. 143 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,334 Oh, you do. 144 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:35,961 Birdsalot Snakeface. 145 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:36,962 [laughs] 146 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:38,714 Sleech, you're fine. 147 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,132 It's okay to like Plowp 148 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,985 and have his sexy feathers for a couple of weeks. 149 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,343 There's nothing we can do. 150 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:44,720 There's no cure. 151 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,221 I have to go. 152 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:48,057 I have a medical conference this afternoon. 153 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,142 About medicine, of course. 154 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,728 You are so lucky you never sleep with anyone. 155 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:56,940 I sleep with someone. 156 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,442 Who are you talking to? 157 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,902 I can't believe you never told me 158 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,695 we met in your past in my future. 159 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,156 I didn't want to accidentally stop you from meeting me. 160 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,366 It's an important memory for me. 161 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:07,576 [exclaims] 162 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,871 Oh, whoa. The Curse of the Orlosh, right? 163 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,248 Those are Dr. Jub's back horns. 164 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:15,250 Well, this has ruined my tailored lab coat. 165 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:18,128 And, uh, I probably gave it to you. Apologies. 166 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,798 Oh. Right. Duh. 167 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,299 It's just, um, I thought 168 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,218 you didn't sleep with Dr. Jub anymore 169 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,136 because her horns kept damaging your walls. 170 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,387 Not that I care. 171 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,598 Are you sure you're okay 172 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,950 with seeing each other casually? 173 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,768 I know we've tried it before and... 174 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:33,977 Totally good with casual. 175 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,061 I was, like, very sure 176 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,188 based on my own assumptions 177 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,874 that we were only sleeping with each other, 178 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,691 but I'm relieved that's not the case. 179 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:42,194 You'll let me know if this gets hard, right? 180 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,529 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I will. 181 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,323 Prepare for detachment. 182 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,075 You got it, I'm chill. 183 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,868 I was talking to the robo-arms. 184 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,541 Oh, I forgot you were mid-surgery. 185 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,669 I guess you were working on two bodies at once. 186 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,546 Hardly, it's all automated. 187 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,464 They don't let us perform manual surgeries 188 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:04,800 on anyone with survival odds below 70%. 189 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:06,426 I have to run to lunch 190 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,011 with the head of the UniYum board. 191 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:10,222 Oh, good. Yeah, I was going to say 192 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,933 it'd be so weird if we went down to Little Glork's after this 193 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,810 and got a TonkoPop to share 194 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:17,229 while feeding the lake-sapiens and laughing. [chuckles] 195 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:18,355 Mm-hmm. 196 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,899 See you later, Dr. Klak. 197 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:23,068 [sighs] 198 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,238 Dinala wields a sword 199 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,823 like she wields her power. 200 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,116 Sexually. 201 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,827 They're coming out with an interactive version 202 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:35,038 where Dinala can make the reader bleed. 203 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,916 Would you consider yourself more of a Fernod or a Dinala? 204 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,377 Without question, I am a Dinala. 205 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,380 [laughs] Sure, you're a Dinala, then I'm a Dinala, 206 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,048 that guy's a Dinala. 207 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,467 Guess we're just handing out Dinalas here. 208 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:48,844 [laughter] 209 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,762 The truest mark of a Fernod 210 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:53,682 is their wish to be a Dinala. 211 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:54,808 [gasps] 212 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,351 Children's birthdays are downstairs 213 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:58,562 in Pediatrics, Mr. Snakeface. 214 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,105 Always nice to see you, Harb. 215 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:03,400 I'll be supervising your routine shell upgrade. 216 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:09,031 [gasps] You're part Plowp? Do you have... 217 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,657 The Curse of the Orlosh. 218 00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,743 Private arousal made public affair. 219 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:17,164 What delicious chaos to become a past lover. 220 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:20,667 [laughs] You look so dumb with a beak. 221 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,669 At least people can... [clucks] 222 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:23,921 [laughter] 223 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,714 This is a nightmare. 224 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,424 Oh, good. The new shell. 225 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,927 [Harb] It's actually a very old shell. 226 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,553 It was my grandmother's. 227 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,472 She was also extremely sexual, 228 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,016 right to her last dying orgasm. 229 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,184 Oh! 230 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,810 A squatter. 231 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,312 Um... 232 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,731 I'm free! 233 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,586 Do you want me to go after him? 234 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,153 No. The shell brought out 235 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,239 the green in his thorax. Let him have it. 236 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,532 - We can order you another shell. - Not like that one. 237 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:53,867 With the deep sea embargo, 238 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:55,827 it's impossible to get a vintage shell legally. 239 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:57,496 People are dangerously... [clucks] 240 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,579 [laughter] 241 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,873 Oh, that's it. 242 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:03,085 I am getting my body back no matter the cost. 243 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,463 Now that's a Dinala. 244 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,173 That's it. 245 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,927 I'm getting a shell like grandma's no matter the cost. 246 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,140 If you need anything at all, Nurse Tup is available. 247 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,935 [overlapping indistinct chatter] 248 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,520 Well, this is an HR nightmare. 249 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,605 [overlapping indistinct chatter] 250 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,402 I'll have Gonto prep a seminar. 251 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,407 Mm-hmm. Is that all you're gonna have Gonto do? 252 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,658 [holo-tracer] That's right. 253 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,802 Pheromones are everywhere right now, 254 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:36,826 making everyone horny. 255 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,371 ♪ Honki ponki ♪ 256 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,250 ♪ Honki ponki ♪ 257 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:48,046 ♪ Honki ponki ♪ 258 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:52,509 ♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 259 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,388 ♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 260 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,890 I need your help. 261 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,267 Look, I'm part you. 262 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,030 Your tail is giving me astonishing balance. 263 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,478 I want my body back. 264 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,123 You don't think it's romantic that we're sharing 265 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,566 the phenotypical expressions of each other's genetic code? 266 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,152 No, it basically makes us siblings. 267 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,486 Right. 268 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,155 [groans] Siblings. 269 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:46,813 It's been a few hundred years since I saw that faceplate. 270 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:50,108 You've got some nerve showing up here. 271 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,235 [grunting] 272 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,535 I see you finally stole yourself 273 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,288 a set of BigNSmall Ray Guns. 274 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,250 Big news, you're about to be small. 275 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,627 Read the small print. 276 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,170 You're about to be big. 277 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,756 [both laugh] 278 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,592 It's good to see an old friend, Vlam. 279 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,469 What stolen goods do you need? 280 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,888 An unoccupied vintage bioluminescent shell 281 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,598 from the Ergth Century. 282 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,683 Of course you want me to get around 283 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,185 an interplanetary embargo. 284 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,020 Ah, I miss us. 285 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,231 [Plowp] Gene editing people is illegal. 286 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,774 Which is why, technically, 287 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,401 I'm gene editing the virus. 288 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,569 We can program it to attack any foreign DNA. 289 00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,571 It'll totally erase you. 290 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,241 Because it's an embarrassment for you to be seen as me. 291 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,659 You're finally getting it. 292 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,160 [grunts] 293 00:11:43,245 --> 00:11:45,330 In your desperation and haste to erase me, 294 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:46,432 you've overlooked something. 295 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,456 This is going to attack 296 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,000 what it thinks is foreign DNA. 297 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,420 [grunting] 298 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,380 You've made you me. 299 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,966 Uh, okay, new plan. 300 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,152 We get an Orlosh from the Disease Containment Floor... 301 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,928 Dr. Sleech, I have tried to be understanding 302 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,180 because I feel your distress, 303 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,890 but I can't do it any longer. 304 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,574 Is it really so terrible that people know 305 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,103 we shared a beautiful, sensual melding of our genitals? 306 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,064 When you put it that way, yes. 307 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,583 I can't believe you'd put yourself in danger 308 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,984 just to hide me. Perhaps we do not 309 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,169 have the potential I thought we did. 310 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,987 What? Are you serious? 311 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,655 This isn't about you. 312 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,615 That's the problem. I need an egg-mate who... 313 00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,159 I am not your egg-mate. 314 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,326 ...considers my feelings. 315 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,911 Perhaps it's my hormonal fluctuations, 316 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,014 but I can never forgive you for being inconsiderate once. 317 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,081 I'm breaking up with you. 318 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,792 Uh, okay. You can't break up with me 319 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,211 because I refuse to admit we're in a relationship. 320 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,547 How convenient, because we no longer are. 321 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,257 Whoa! 322 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:40,635 Wow, it is impossible to balance without a tail. 323 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,096 [Krallistaire grunting] 324 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,764 Wow. Ha-ha! 325 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:48,226 3-6 splork over a grosk. Oh! [laughs] 326 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,478 What? 327 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,062 [groans] 328 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,331 For the UniYum grant this year, 329 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,524 I was thinking you and Nebula General 330 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,736 could submit something exciting. 331 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:58,987 Ha-ha! 332 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,114 Really? I have a working idea 333 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,241 for permanent interior nanobots. 334 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:07,370 Ha. No, I meant exciting for UniYum. Financially. 335 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,332 You should submit research for Tongue Enhancements 336 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,334 that allow our patients to taste 337 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,504 all the new flavors we created just for them. 338 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,924 Oh, can you taste the money? 339 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,384 I would really like to do something more meaningful 340 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,720 than lay taste buds into the mouths of the rich. 341 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,138 Why not rest on your laurels? 342 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,390 I'm on mine right now, 343 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,101 and they feel nice on my butt. 344 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,520 Ha! 345 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,687 [gasps] 346 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,774 Oh, Krallistaire... 347 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,610 [gurgles] 348 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,278 ...you're leaking. 349 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,911 - [shouts] - It's me. Sleech. 350 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,997 [gasps, groans] I left you alone for one hour. 351 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,124 And I've asked you not to do that. 352 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,125 I need help with... 353 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,378 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 354 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,297 Is life without a tail even worth living? 355 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,759 Ah, no, no, no, no, no. Whoa. 356 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,842 [sighs] 357 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,179 [Sleech gasps] Azel legs? 358 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,723 You said you were going to a medical conference 359 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:09,724 about medicine. 360 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,142 You lied to me. 361 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,561 I had to lie. 362 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,080 You can be kind of judgmental about... 363 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,438 I am judgmental. You're making 364 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,322 the same bad choice I've had to watch you make 365 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,526 a thousand times. I judge. 366 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,027 - [clucks] - But that's so unfair. 367 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,113 You like someone who's an actual good person 368 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,322 and likes you back, 369 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,949 and all you care about is yourself. 370 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,827 Like I haven't watched you make this choice a thousand times. 371 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,662 At least I'm not a masochist. 372 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,914 At least my bad choices only hurt me, 373 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,791 and not everyone around me. 374 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,752 [groans] Did you get meanness from Azel, too? 375 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,629 That's not how the disease works. 376 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,755 I know. 377 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,632 {an8}[nurse] I just don't know 378 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,996 {an8}if it's still considered exercise 379 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,802 {an8}if I'm using telekinesis to lift... 380 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,183 Okay, now I'll tie up this nice person just doing his job 381 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,060 because I love to boldly adventure 382 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,604 no matter the consequences. 383 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,232 [Zalorx] When the wealthy old crusties die, 384 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,900 the center keeps their shells 385 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,403 in case science can ever bring them back to life. 386 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,780 But those shells could help so many people. 387 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,450 Since when do you care about helping people? 388 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,910 I meant those shells could help us. 389 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,412 To get money. 390 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:16,207 To spend on our dangerous pirate lifestyle. 391 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,880 [both chuckle nonchalantly] 392 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,217 We need higher-level clearance. 393 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,053 ♪ ♪ 394 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,106 Oh, come on. 395 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:45,111 It was a pushy, not a pully. 396 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,449 Eh... 397 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,743 [chuckles] 398 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,753 That doesn't belong to you, gearhead. 399 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,004 [alarm blares] 400 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,108 [reporter] After the break, we know UniYum's toxic waste 401 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,384 is UniYuck, 402 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,053 but is it also causing UniMutations? 403 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,781 - [Plowp groans] - [reporter 2] Thirteen staffers 404 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,741 for the Tri Galactic Chancellor have all partially become her... 405 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,933 - You okay? - No. 406 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,102 I have strong feelings for Dr. Sleech, 407 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,330 but I don't suppose we're interested in the same thing. 408 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,855 I think she could get there. 409 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,939 But you see, I don't want her to have to get there. 410 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,943 I'm excited about her. 411 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,945 I want someone who's excited about me, 412 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,530 and not just my orifices. 413 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,133 Otherwise, I would always be pretending 414 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,659 not to be excited, not to care. 415 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,329 Yeah, that would be a sad place to get stuck. 416 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,252 Bummer. 417 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,795 Yeah. 418 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,673 [exclaims] 419 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,882 [Sleech] Come on, Klazel, 420 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,260 time's a-wastin'. [clucks] 421 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,846 [clears throat] I mean... 422 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,098 b'kaw. 423 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,810 [clears throat] B'kaw. [chuckles] 424 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,357 The Sleech in me is attracted to you. 425 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,192 Me, too, Matt. 426 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,360 Me, too. 427 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:09,779 [clucking] 428 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,448 Stay with me, Krall. 429 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,992 So much money left to spend in this life. 430 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,747 Don't let the machines do it. We cover up a lot of deaths. 431 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,123 [machine] Please stand back. 432 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,125 This is now an automated surgery. 433 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,127 Thank you, buy UniYum. 434 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,920 Oh! Can't use needles with his flesh. 435 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,589 No! [groans] 436 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,673 [alarm dings] 437 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,760 [machine] You are in direct breach 438 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,428 of UniYum protocol. 439 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,306 [sighs] 440 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,683 [machine] Switching to saw mode. 441 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,602 - [yelping] - No one does sharp like UniYum. 442 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,440 UniYum is here to help. 443 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:47,942 [gasps] 444 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,699 [groaning] 445 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,547 [shouts] 446 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,840 No! 447 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,801 [machine] Patient is stable. 448 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,512 UniYum says "You're welcome." 449 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,599 [chuckles] 450 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,684 Praise UniYum. 451 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,936 [grunts] 452 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,270 [shouting] 453 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,320 Oh, no! 454 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,655 Looking for this? [chuckles] 455 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,242 [shrimp resident] Look out there! 456 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,247 - [groaning] - I'm trapped. 457 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,207 Vlam, let's move. 458 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,375 {an8}[groans] 459 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,293 I can't let her die. 460 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,128 Get him! 461 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,590 Thank you. 462 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,759 Security! Security! 463 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,689 I ruined the mission. 464 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,858 I'm no longer a reckless pirate 465 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,610 who will slice the face off the Barnacle Beast. 466 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,863 I've changed, Zalorx. 467 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,407 I'm a doctor now. 468 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,450 Oh, thank the sea winds. 469 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,035 I don't adventure anymore. 470 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,330 I have 3,425 grandkids, 471 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,749 and now, all I care about is them. 472 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,210 All I care about is my patients. 473 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:32,171 I got caught up in trying to prove myself to someone, 474 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,590 and then to you, 475 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,258 but the only reason I came here today 476 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,634 was to help a patient, 477 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,761 and we didn't even get the shell. 478 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,555 - Didn't we? - [Vlam gasps] 479 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,558 You used the BigNSmall gun set. 480 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:45,518 Oh. [laughs] 481 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,103 So, who's the deserving, 482 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,813 scrappy urchin who's getting this shell? 483 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,399 A rich woman who writes sex books. 484 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:52,734 Tell me it's Harbarbagar. 485 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,777 Doctor-patient privilege forbids me, 486 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,195 so all I'll say is 487 00:19:56,279 --> 00:20:00,909 her name rhymes with Mardargalar Gar Farnarzabar. 488 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,744 Amazing. [sighs] 489 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:06,372 Two old hell-raisers gone soft, huh? 490 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:10,043 I always knew you were a good person, at your core. 491 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,045 [Vlam] I knew you were, too. 492 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,260 As thrilled as I am to run 493 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,387 a serologic analysis on an extinct creature, 494 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,806 there's a reason it was in a four-layer titanium case. 495 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,017 Bringing an Orlosh back to life is a great idea. 496 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,393 I just need to isolate 497 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,395 the original virus, infuse it with my DNA, 498 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,065 and infect myself, effectively sleeping with myself. 499 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,566 The dream. 500 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,944 Sleech, this infection will be gone in two weeks. 501 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,154 Orloshes are extinct for a reason, okay? 502 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,381 Their bloodlust wiped them out. 503 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,716 I don't think we should mess with that. 504 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,200 Why is this suddenly so dire? 505 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,494 Because I might actually be into him, okay? 506 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,204 Sleech, you like him. 507 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,581 Sorry, sorry. So what's the problem? 508 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,960 Everything? That people will know? 509 00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,170 That this makes it public and real? 510 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,397 That he's definitely going to mess it up 511 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,090 because I'm perfect? 512 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,008 Sleech, are you scared? 513 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,136 Klak, look at me. Will you help? 514 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,138 Against my best interests, 515 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,848 I always do. 516 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,605 Huh. [groaning] 517 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,066 Aah! What happens if an Orlosh infects you? 518 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,442 - Whoa! - Sleech! 519 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,529 - [gasps] - [growling] 520 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,325 Sorry, Sleech. 521 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,244 Wha... No! 522 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,791 [both growling] 523 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,669 If you bite me, I get worker's comp. 524 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:37,964 [groans] 525 00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:40,174 Where are my teeth? 526 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,843 Aah! Where are my claws? 527 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,012 I defanged, declawed, and dewormed you. 528 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,722 You're now impotent little furballs, 529 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,557 which is, frankly, how I've always seen you. 530 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,018 [both growling] 531 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,729 I cannot control my new Orlosh instinct to kill. 532 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,898 I think we can both agree, hot raw flesh sounds delicious. 533 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,569 You should have told me about Azel. 534 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,488 Why? So you could bully me into not seeing them? 535 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,157 That's never stopped me before. 536 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,117 Do I bully you? 537 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,911 Come on, Sleech. You bully everyone. 538 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,913 [growling] 539 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,041 Do you think Matt's sad you turned into Plowp? 540 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,542 I hope not. 541 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,865 I barely even think about Matt. 542 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,713 Do you think I'm just a Matt to Azel? 543 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:22,258 I don't know. We're all a Matt to someone. 544 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,553 We don't know how long this will last. 545 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:26,989 Could be an hour. Could be a lifetime. 546 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,932 This has been a really fun day for me. 547 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,601 {an8}Nice try with this Orlosh stunt, 548 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,478 {an8}but you still have to finish your shift. 549 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,354 {an8}Roll safe. 550 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,150 Oh, you were right. 551 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,860 I am a Fernod. 552 00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,612 And I'm happy to be one. 553 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,155 Good for you. 554 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,033 I'm still a Dinala. She's the fun one. 555 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,743 Would you like me to read to you? 556 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,244 I would. 557 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,872 "Despite having changed drastically, 558 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:56,375 Dinala realized that you never lose the old part of you, 559 00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,836 you just embrace the new one. 560 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,799 And, with that revelation, Dinala and her accountant 561 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:07,178 began to make love under the fiery Golonkulan sky." 562 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,264 Whoops. Oh, wait. 563 00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:11,349 Whoa, oh boy. 564 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,267 I do not know my own radius. 565 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:15,685 Thanks for coming. 566 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,730 {an8}My butt looks good on you. 567 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,941 {an8}And I see you've made some more poor choices. 568 00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,194 Whew, great. 569 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,071 I'm sorry I hurt you. 570 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,907 I haven't been in something real 571 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:31,994 in a long time, and I freaked out. 572 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,704 I understand. 573 00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,958 Calling you my future egg-mate was a bit intense. 574 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,836 So was breaking up with you because I felt bad. 575 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,479 I don't know what dating is, Dr. Sleech. 576 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:46,551 Maybe we can figure it out. 577 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,932 [Sleech laughs] 578 00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,399 Whoa! 579 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,067 [panting] 580 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,194 [sighs] 581 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:13,578 [shouts] 582 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:18,624 [chuckles] I don't know why I thought 583 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,877 today was gonna be the day I get the fruit. 584 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,211 [phone chimes] 585 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:23,588 Hi. 586 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:26,215 Hi. Oh, today was exhilarating. 587 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,134 Krall had an unexpected membranous leak, 588 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,594 and I battled some UniYum property 589 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,196 and I kept remembering that time we got stuck 590 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,431 in that MRI machine and you hyperventilated... 591 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:34,783 What are you doing right now, Azel? 592 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,434 You said you wanted casual. 593 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:39,812 Calling me every day isn't casual, it's confusing. 594 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,272 Oh, right. 595 00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:43,316 Do you want to get dinner and talk about it? 596 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:45,193 [sighs] 597 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,445 I'm not good at casual. 598 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,071 And neither are you. 599 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,823 I think we should stop this. 600 00:24:50,907 --> 00:24:53,075 Of course. 601 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,411 Have a good night. 602 00:24:58,706 --> 00:24:59,707 Dr. Azel. 603 00:24:59,790 --> 00:25:01,584 I'm too busy for your praise. 604 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,586 I'm here on behalf of UniYum 605 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,339 to discuss your surgery today on... me. 606 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:09,258 Consider this a warning and a reminder to follow protocol 607 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,260 lest you find yourself ineligible 608 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,762 for the annual UniYum grant. 609 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,513 Thank you, buy UniYum. 610 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:15,973 Are you joking? 611 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:18,059 You begged me to save your life. 612 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:21,145 I don't recall that happening. 613 00:25:21,229 --> 00:25:23,314 [whispers] They're always listening. 614 00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,274 Stick to the TongueTaste 2000. 615 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,026 Don't worry about chasing down 616 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,819 some huge medical breakthrough. 617 00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:31,072 As ever, praise UniYum. 618 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:42,959 [Harb] "We think passion is synonymous 619 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,170 with danger, destruction, fear. 620 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,839 But as we evolve, 621 00:25:48,923 --> 00:25:50,549 we learn that all things enticing 622 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,593 need not be embraced. 623 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:55,221 We learn to recognize the land mines, 624 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,098 and either head right for them 625 00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:59,392 or gingerly avoid them. 626 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,937 The point is, we get to choose 627 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,689 whether to take the destructive path... 628 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,607 - [both gasp] - ...or the nurturing one." 629 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:07,858 He's pregnant? 630 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:09,986 I guess those yowls meant he was in heat. 631 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,571 There's gonna be a second unkillable worm? 632 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:15,116 We're gonna need more Choco-Bones. 633 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:18,327 [Harb] "And sometimes, just sometimes, 634 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,454 in spite of knowing that a particular choice 635 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:23,040 leads to certain doom, 636 00:26:23,124 --> 00:26:25,334 we make it anyway." 637 00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,630 {an8}♪ Honki ponki ♪ 638 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:34,719 {an8}♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 639 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:39,056 {an8}♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 640 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,519 {an8}♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 641 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,815 {an8}♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 642 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,194 {an8}♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 643 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,322 {an8}♪ Çalona bimbo bori rok ♪ 644 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,615 {an8}♪ Musi musi hubobo kozi zok ♪ 645 00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,993 {an8}♪ Çiki çiki sayne tiki tak tok ♪ 646 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,037 {an8}♪ Honki ponki toni nok ♪ 647 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,289 {an8}♪ Çalona bimbo bori rok ♪ 648 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:05,333 {an8}♪ Musi musi hubobo kozi zok ♪ 649 00:27:05,416 --> 00:27:06,417 {an8}♪ Çiki çiki sayne ♪♪ 650 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,381 Chirp. 45891

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