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(ominous music)
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- [Steph] Should we order pizza?
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- [Greg] Nah, nobody
will deliver out here.
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- [Jason] Wow, look at all this space.
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- [Kyle] This place is huge.
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- [Jason] Yeah, how are you
able to afford this place?
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- [Greg] I got a really
great deal on it actually.
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And it came furnished.
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- [Zed] How'd you get such a good deal?
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- Well, you know, it's
a pretty crazy story.
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If you want to hear it.
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- Yeah.
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- I like a story.
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- All right.
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Check it out.
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So have you guys ever heard
of the Long Island Slashening?
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- Oh yeah.
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Didn't a bunch of kids get
like killed or something?
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- Yep.
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- No.
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This is not the house where it happened.
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- Yeah it is, man.
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- Wait, what is this Slashening thing?
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- Okay, so about five
years ago, a group of girls
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were having a little get together.
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Invited some boys over.
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Drinking, some drugs.
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You know, usual girl stuff.
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(scattered laughing)
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So anyway, the neighbors apparently
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got driven insane by this noise
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and they came over and
slaughtered everyone.
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Including a couple pizza guys.
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They just picked everyone
off one by one by one.
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'Til the final two girls,
Lucy and Margot, fought back.
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Killed them.
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But then Lucy snapped.
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She killed Margot.
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Her best friend.
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And she got sent to an insane asylum.
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Where she remains to this very day.
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Dope, right?
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(group laughing)
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- [Jason] Come on, that's not true.
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- People were murdered in this house?
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- Yeah, pretty brutal stuff too.
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A guy got castrated in the kitchen.
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- Oh that is nasty.
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Come on.
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- I don't feel all that comfortable
being in a murder house.
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- What are you scared of?
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You scared of some ghosts?
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Some ghosts are gonna be here?
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(group laughs)
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Copycat killers?
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What, is Lucy gonna find out that people
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moved into the house and escape
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from the insane asylum and come kill us?
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(group laughs)
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She's on lockdown!
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Come on.
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Stop being a scaredy cat.
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Let's check out the house.
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The place is great.
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Furnished!
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- I'm gonna go get another beer.
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- Oh, there's some cold ones
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in the fridge in the basement.
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- Cool.
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- Oh, that is where the neighbor
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got dismembered though, so be careful.
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- Fuck you.
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(ominous music)
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No killers down here, right?
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Serial or otherwise with the knives
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and the claws and the...
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Lucy!
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(cat meows)
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Oh shit!
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Zed, come on, man.
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You're fine.
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(ominous music)
(killer growling)
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Stupid ass story.
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(Zed gasps)
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(gentle acoustic music)
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- Should we really be doing
this in the murder house?
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- Well maybe we should counter that
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by making it a love house.
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(couple laughing)
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I am crushing this.
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Wait, wait.
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(dramatic sting)
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Are you able to consent to this?
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- Yes, I am.
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- Okay cool.
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Wait, wait.
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It's just you had a couple beers earlier
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and while you're able to say you consent,
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you might actually be too
impaired to really do so.
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- Yeah, I am totally clear-headed.
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I definitely consent to this.
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- Okay, awesome.
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- Oh wait, wait.
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You know, you had a couple drinks too.
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Are you able to consent?
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'Cause guys can get
taken advantage of too.
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- Yes, yes I can.
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And babe, thank you
for valuing my consent.
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Wait.
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You know, just to be safe.
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Can you tilt your head
back and touch your nose?
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Okay.
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- Okay.
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- Let's do this.
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- Okay.
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Okay wait, you know what?
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Just one more thing.
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To be 100% positive let's both
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say the alphabet together backwards.
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- Z-Y-X, W-V-U, T-S-R, Q,
- Z-Y-X, W-V-U, T-S-R, Q,
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- P-O-N, M-L-K, J-l-H, G,
- P-O-N, M-L-K, J-l-H, G,
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- F-E-D, C-B-A.
- F-E-D, C-B-A.
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- Great, so we're both def
sober and able to consent.
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- Let's have some intercourse.
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- Okay, this is so hot.
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- Why'd you turn the light on?
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- I didn't, I thought you did.
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(ominous music)
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(couple gasps)
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- I can't believe two people
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were murdered in this very garage.
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It's just so, so...
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- Crazy.
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- Hot.
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- What?
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- Yeah, like what if their ghosts
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are like trapped in this garage?
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You know, like for all eternity.
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What if they're watching us right now?
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I want some dick.
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Pull it out.
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- Okay, sure.
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You know, I don't want anyone watching,
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but who am I to refuse a little head?
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- Oh my god, you're uncircumcised?
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- Yeah, it's not a problem is it?
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- No, it's the best.
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We can dock dicks.
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- Oh, okay.
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Yeah, we can do that.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, sure.
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- Go dick tip to dick tip.
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Now pull your foreskin over.
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Oh fuck.
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We're docked.
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We're docked!
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- Yes, fuck.
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- Oh fuck yeah.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh yeah.
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- (sarcastically) Yeah, oh yeah.
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Can we fuck?
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Can you fuck me?
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I could turn around or something.
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- No no no, we are fucking.
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- We're fucking?
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- Dick hole to dick hole.
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Cock on cock.
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It's like our souls are touching.
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Oh my god, now look me in the eye.
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Look me in the eye.
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No no, don't blink!
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Don't blink, it'll go soft!
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- Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, okay.
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- Oh yeah.
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- Okay.
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- Fuck yeah.
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(dramatic sting)
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(nail gun firing)
(loud squish)
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- Our dicks!
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There's a nail through our dicks!
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- Who the fuck is that?
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(guys scream)
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- No don't pull away!
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You're pulling my dick!
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(guys screaming)
(warped music)
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(loud squish)
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No, please, stop!
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Don't, no no no, please!
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Why are you doing this?
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My dick!
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My beautiful beautiful dick!
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Please don't!
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(nail gun firing)
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- No, no, no no no no no.
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(sobs) Why?
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(nail gun firing)
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(ominous music)
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- Zed's been gone for a
really long time, right?
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I mean how long does it take
to get beers from the basement?
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- I mean he's probably just
fucking around down there.
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Who cares?
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We don't need beer anyway!
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Because I got us a bottle of wine.
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Yep.
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Wine is the best.
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(Greg laughs)
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You know, I took a class trip
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with the French club to Paris.
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Back in high school, so I know
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a little bit about the ol' vino there.
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(suspense music)
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Yeah.
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You know you can't just
use regular grapes?
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Oh this is an excellent vintage.
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Yeah, you gotta get special grapes.
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Not everybody knows that.
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You know?
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So.
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It really is a drink for
more sophisticated people.
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Good thing we are they.
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Right?
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Right babe?
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Hannah?
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Hannah where'd you go?
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(ominous music)
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Hannah?
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You down there?
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This isn't one of Zed's
dumb little tricks is it?
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'Cause I'm not falling for that.
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I've been to Paris.
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You can't fool me.
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(chuckles) Come on.
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All right guys, come on.
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Stop.
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Stop playing games.
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Just opened this wine.
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We gotta drink it before it expires.
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Come on, guys.
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Where'd you go?
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Oh, this guy.
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Fucking hiding in the corner, man.
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Oh my God!
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What the fuck?
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Oh shit!
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Oh my god!
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Oh my god.
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(haunting choir melody)
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(Greg screams)
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Oh, okay.
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(Greg screams)
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- All my friends and
acquaintances are dead!
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(Greg screams)
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Man, who are you?
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Why are you doing this?
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No!
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Stop!
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No, stop, no!
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Please don't!
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No, please don't!
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Please don't.
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What are you doing?
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Don't do this!
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Don't do this!
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Don't do this!
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No, please don't!
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Please don't!
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Please don't.
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Dude.
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Dude, dude, you're not doing it right.
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You gotta, you're pressing way too hard.
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You just gotta hold it firm.
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Hold it firm, but glide
it with your wrist.
279
00:11:40,579 --> 00:11:42,289
Use more wrist.
280
00:11:42,581 --> 00:11:43,165
Glide.
281
00:11:43,457 --> 00:11:43,999
Glide it.
282
00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:44,833
Strike it.
283
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:45,667
Yeah.
284
00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:46,877
No.
285
00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:49,213
Make it count 'cause you're
running out of matches.
286
00:11:49,504 --> 00:11:50,547
Okay?
287
00:11:50,839 --> 00:11:51,548
Come on.
288
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,758
Oop, there goes your match.
289
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:53,800
There's your last one.
290
00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:55,260
You didn't get it.
291
00:11:55,552 --> 00:11:57,888
(Greg laughs)
292
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:07,648
No.
293
00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:08,482
Oh no.
294
00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:09,441
No.
295
00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:10,317
No!
296
00:12:10,609 --> 00:12:11,109
No!
297
00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:12,027
No!
298
00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:17,366
(rock music)
299
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♪ You are not my best
friend times infinity ♪
300
00:12:23,664 --> 00:12:25,499
♪ For realsies ♪
301
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,627
♪ I'm being serious ♪
302
00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:34,258
- [Reporter] That was the scene last night
303
00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:36,635
as a house in Long Island
was burned to the ground.
304
00:12:36,927 --> 00:12:38,345
Investigators found the bodies
305
00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:40,889
of seven people believed
to have been murdered.
306
00:12:41,223 --> 00:12:43,308
This is the same house
that had been the scene
307
00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:46,311
of the Long Island Slashening
just five years earlier.
308
00:12:46,645 --> 00:12:48,480
So far authorities have no suspects.
309
00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:51,817
- (singsong) Madison.
310
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:00,617
Madison.
311
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:07,916
How are you?
312
00:13:10,794 --> 00:13:12,546
I heard the news.
313
00:13:12,838 --> 00:13:13,672
- I'm fine.
314
00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:19,219
No I'm not.
315
00:13:22,681 --> 00:13:25,517
This just brings up a
lot of bad memories, so.
316
00:13:25,809 --> 00:13:27,853
- The past is the past, girl.
317
00:13:28,186 --> 00:13:30,397
You can't keep living it.
318
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,482
Try living here.
319
00:13:32,774 --> 00:13:33,525
Now.
320
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:40,365
You moved in two months ago
and you still haven't unpacked.
321
00:13:40,824 --> 00:13:43,535
- It's just really hard to let go.
322
00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:53,128
- You wanna know why they
called today the present?
323
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:54,171
Because.
324
00:13:55,714 --> 00:13:58,925
(whispers) It's a gift.
325
00:14:05,766 --> 00:14:09,519
- There might be someone
who could maybe help.
326
00:14:13,982 --> 00:14:14,691
- Welcome.
327
00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:16,485
I'm Pat.
328
00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:18,987
I see some new faces here.
329
00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:21,114
And a few old friends.
330
00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:23,825
But we're all here for one reason.
331
00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:25,452
To heal.
332
00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:26,495
Together.
333
00:14:27,746 --> 00:14:31,917
And the first step in that
process is sharing our stories.
334
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:34,586
To break the ice, I'll start.
335
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:37,714
I was one of the few survivors
336
00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,133
of the Long Island Slashening.
337
00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:42,219
I saw most of my friends
brutally murdered,
338
00:14:42,511 --> 00:14:45,180
had scalding hot water
poured all over my face,
339
00:14:45,472 --> 00:14:47,432
my left eye ripped out of my skull,
340
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:50,560
my penis severed and shoved in my mouth.
341
00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:52,604
But I'm alive, dangit.
342
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,316
And I'm a better man for it.
343
00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:57,275
- I'm Scott.
344
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,736
(chuckles nervously)
345
00:15:00,028 --> 00:15:04,866
I've had some problems with
substances and stuff like that.
346
00:15:06,868 --> 00:15:08,328
My dad did too, so.
347
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,541
But now I'm learning how to channel
348
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,961
all that negative energy into my music.
349
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,506
It's great, man.
350
00:15:19,798 --> 00:15:20,966
- I'm Link.
351
00:15:21,258 --> 00:15:24,344
And yeah, life seemed pretty all right.
352
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:26,930
Or whatever.
353
00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:32,477
And then one day I was like
what if this is all a dream?
354
00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:34,855
You know?
355
00:15:35,147 --> 00:15:38,442
Like, how do we know what's really real?
356
00:15:39,568 --> 00:15:40,485
Or not real.
357
00:15:42,779 --> 00:15:44,239
And it's like whoa.
358
00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:46,199
- So I'm Viv.
359
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:48,869
- And I'm Bex.
360
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:50,620
- And we're here by court order.
361
00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:52,080
- For something stupid.
362
00:15:52,372 --> 00:15:53,206
- So stupid.
363
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,000
- Vehicular homicide?
364
00:15:55,292 --> 00:15:56,835
- It sounds like we killed a car.
365
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:58,628
- Yeah, instead of an
old man who didn't know
366
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,173
how to look both ways
before crossing the street.
367
00:16:01,465 --> 00:16:02,757
- It's all Trent's fault.
368
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:03,633
- Fuck Trent!
369
00:16:03,925 --> 00:16:04,843
- Fuck him hard.
370
00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:06,303
- So hard.
371
00:16:06,595 --> 00:16:08,096
- Trent dared us to go down on each other
372
00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:09,347
while we were driving.
373
00:16:09,639 --> 00:16:10,807
- Which is really hard to do.
374
00:16:11,099 --> 00:16:13,518
- So of course we couldn't
see where we were going.
375
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:14,352
- Duh!
376
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:15,228
- Duh!
377
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,396
- Trent should be the one
going to these meetings.
378
00:16:16,688 --> 00:16:17,230
Not us.
379
00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:19,816
- Instead he's "in a coma".
380
00:16:20,108 --> 00:16:20,734
- Lucky.
381
00:16:21,026 --> 00:16:22,569
- He's so lucky.
382
00:16:22,861 --> 00:16:23,945
- My dad's a lawyer and he fixed it
383
00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:25,864
so instead of jail we
had to go to counseling.
384
00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:28,116
- We shouldn't have to do anything.
385
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:29,743
We said we were sorry.
386
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,536
- And we meant it.
387
00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:33,413
- Your dad is a shitty lawyer.
388
00:16:33,705 --> 00:16:34,873
- So shitty, I hate him.
389
00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:38,835
- Now I personally have
never felt any sort of grief.
390
00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:40,462
Ever.
391
00:16:40,754 --> 00:16:42,005
And that's just one of the privileges
392
00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,799
of being a privileged cis white male.
393
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,135
But I understand that my kind has created
394
00:16:47,427 --> 00:16:49,262
nothing but damage in this world.
395
00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:52,599
Which is why I am here to understand.
396
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,936
And to listen and to be with you.
397
00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,146
So ladies in particular.
398
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:04,194
If you ever need to talk,
I've got two good ears.
399
00:17:04,486 --> 00:17:06,446
And I'm not gonna listen to you.
400
00:17:06,738 --> 00:17:07,781
No.
401
00:17:08,073 --> 00:17:09,699
I'm gonna hear you.
402
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,201
Because that's the only way we're going
403
00:17:11,493 --> 00:17:14,204
to make this world a better place.
404
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,706
By the way, I'm Dylan.
405
00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:17,707
- I'm Cher.
406
00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:20,168
And when I was six years old my family
407
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,672
was murdered on Christmas morning.
408
00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:27,133
I found their bodies
surrounded by presents.
409
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:30,595
Of which my sister got more than I did.
410
00:17:31,888 --> 00:17:34,808
Anyway, no killer was ever found.
411
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,435
After that I spent four
years at an orphanage
412
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:40,772
where I was picked on on a daily basis.
413
00:17:42,315 --> 00:17:45,235
And then everyone there
was murdered except for me.
414
00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:48,321
In the same violent fashion as my family.
415
00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:51,908
And after that, I just
went from place to place,
416
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,120
unsolved murder after unsolved murder.
417
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,706
Until I met Pat.
418
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:04,170
You know, Pat really
really helped me open up.
419
00:18:04,504 --> 00:18:09,426
And he is the only person in
this world that I don't hate.
420
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:14,097
And if anyone ever
tried to hurt Pat, well.
421
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:15,223
I would.
422
00:18:15,557 --> 00:18:17,726
I would, I would, I would...
423
00:18:19,102 --> 00:18:22,814
I would take the Christmas
lights off the Christmas tree
424
00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:26,568
and I would strangle
that person really tight.
425
00:18:26,901 --> 00:18:30,238
And then I would hang 'em
by the evergreen bell.
426
00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:34,242
And then I'd take the tree
and the star off the tree
427
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:37,537
and I would cut 'em from
neck to naval and just
428
00:18:37,829 --> 00:18:41,458
watch the blood just gushing
down onto the carpet.
429
00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,375
Or-
430
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,251
- Uh, Cher?
431
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:44,377
- Yeah?
432
00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:45,378
- Cher.
433
00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:47,297
- Oh yeah.
434
00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:48,298
Sorry.
435
00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:50,634
- I'm Ben.
436
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:52,719
My son...
437
00:18:55,764 --> 00:18:58,975
I lost my son to an act of violence.
438
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:02,395
(dramatic music)
439
00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:04,481
He was my world, he was my whole...
440
00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:06,232
I'm not ready to do this right now, okay?
441
00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:07,859
I'm not, I can't.
442
00:19:08,151 --> 00:19:09,152
- Are you sure, dude?
443
00:19:09,444 --> 00:19:10,111
- Sure of what?
444
00:19:10,403 --> 00:19:14,240
- Like, are you sure that your son died?
445
00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:16,993
Or like, that you ever even had a son?
446
00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:19,829
You know, like what if you dreamed it?
447
00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:23,291
You know, it's like perception is reality.
448
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:24,250
You know?
449
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,878
- Fuck.
450
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:27,796
You.
451
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,548
- Hey, why don't we move along?
452
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,217
- Hi, I am Madison.
453
00:19:33,885 --> 00:19:38,264
I also have a history with
the Long Island Slashening.
454
00:19:41,309 --> 00:19:43,520
My dad owned a pizza place.
455
00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:44,979
It was pretty successful.
456
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,440
It's fun, it's like a family thing.
457
00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:49,317
And then one night he sent
458
00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:52,362
a delivery boy out to deliver a pizza.
459
00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:55,365
And the delivery boy did not come back
460
00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:57,951
and dad just thought like okay,
461
00:19:58,243 --> 00:20:00,161
he probably quit or something,
462
00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:02,497
or like doesn't wanna work here anymore.
463
00:20:02,789 --> 00:20:04,332
Whatever reason, he didn't come back.
464
00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:07,460
So he sent out another delivery boy.
465
00:20:08,461 --> 00:20:10,088
But then the same thing happened.
466
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,048
That boy didn't come back and so my dad
467
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,342
sent out another one and another one
468
00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,137
until he had sent out his whole staff.
469
00:20:17,429 --> 00:20:20,181
And all of them had been murdered.
470
00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:25,729
And that was really hard for him.
471
00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:29,065
He kind of fell into a really
deep depression after that.
472
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:30,567
It kind of ruined him.
473
00:20:30,859 --> 00:20:32,902
(dramatic acoustic melody)
474
00:20:33,194 --> 00:20:36,948
One day I like came home
early from school and.
475
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,324
(gunshot fires)
476
00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:40,910
(loud ringing)
477
00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:48,585
He angled it wrong, so it
like went through his cheek.
478
00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:51,045
But him kind of like missing
479
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,257
made him become even more depressed.
480
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,219
(Madison knocks)
481
00:20:58,511 --> 00:20:59,971
(doorknob jiggles)
482
00:21:00,263 --> 00:21:02,640
(knocking and jiggling)
483
00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:04,726
(loud ringing)
484
00:21:05,018 --> 00:21:09,272
He like went across the street
instead of down the street.
485
00:21:09,564 --> 00:21:11,775
So that actually gave
me enough time to get
486
00:21:12,066 --> 00:21:16,070
an ambulance to come and
save him, save his life.
487
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:20,325
But I think that really
made him hit rock bottom.
488
00:21:27,499 --> 00:21:28,875
- Walked in on him trying to take
489
00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,753
all of my UTI prescription meds.
490
00:21:34,589 --> 00:21:35,924
But then one day.
491
00:21:40,011 --> 00:21:41,429
- He hung himself?
492
00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:43,932
- Sort of?
493
00:21:45,099 --> 00:21:47,852
(sexual moaning)
494
00:21:48,186 --> 00:21:50,772
Autoerotic asphyxiation had given him
495
00:21:51,064 --> 00:21:54,943
a new love of life if
you believe it or not.
496
00:21:55,276 --> 00:21:58,863
So he actually wasn't depressed anymore.
497
00:21:59,155 --> 00:22:01,616
He had really found like
what made him happy.
498
00:22:01,908 --> 00:22:02,700
- Ew.
- Ew.
499
00:22:04,244 --> 00:22:05,495
- Thanks, girls.
500
00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:09,499
- Hey, Madison right?
501
00:22:09,791 --> 00:22:10,375
- Yeah.
502
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:11,334
- Oh cool.
503
00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:12,710
Just so you know.
504
00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:14,879
If you ever want to talk
about those feelings
505
00:22:15,171 --> 00:22:16,965
that you were kind of getting into today
506
00:22:17,257 --> 00:22:19,968
and grab a cup of
coffee, I'm totally down.
507
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:20,802
- Oh, cool.
508
00:22:21,094 --> 00:22:21,594
Thank you.
509
00:22:21,886 --> 00:22:22,470
- Yeah, no problem.
510
00:22:22,762 --> 00:22:23,304
Hey, great session.
511
00:22:23,596 --> 00:22:24,722
- Oh, thanks.
512
00:22:25,014 --> 00:22:25,598
- Yeah, see you.
513
00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:26,599
- Bye.
514
00:22:27,642 --> 00:22:29,894
- So not too bad, right?
515
00:22:30,186 --> 00:22:31,771
- No, this place is great.
516
00:22:32,063 --> 00:22:33,565
- Yeah, it used to be a methadone clinic
517
00:22:33,898 --> 00:22:35,316
before they cleaned up the neighborhood
518
00:22:35,608 --> 00:22:38,695
and now it's a place that helps people.
519
00:22:40,905 --> 00:22:43,575
- It wasn't easy talking
about my dad today.
520
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:44,617
- Yeah.
521
00:22:45,869 --> 00:22:48,538
- So, hey, if you want to go grab coffee
522
00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:50,373
and talk about some
more of those feelings-
523
00:22:50,665 --> 00:22:51,708
- Fuck off!
524
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,750
- But I'm glad I did.
525
00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:54,085
- Great session.
526
00:22:54,377 --> 00:22:56,921
- Yeah, you know, talking helps.
527
00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:00,341
Without a great support
system I don't know
528
00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:03,553
how I would've ever
gotten over my, you know.
529
00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:04,679
- Castration.
530
00:23:04,971 --> 00:23:05,471
- Yeah.
531
00:23:05,763 --> 00:23:06,347
- And losing your eye.
532
00:23:06,639 --> 00:23:07,432
- Also yeah.
533
00:23:09,183 --> 00:23:11,477
- So ladies, what are you up to later?
534
00:23:11,769 --> 00:23:12,312
Do you wanna-
535
00:23:12,645 --> 00:23:14,522
- Fuck off!
- Fuck off!
536
00:23:14,814 --> 00:23:15,481
- All right, great session.
537
00:23:15,773 --> 00:23:16,649
I'll see you next week.
538
00:23:16,941 --> 00:23:20,737
- Anyway, I feel like we're
kind of bonded in a way.
539
00:23:21,029 --> 00:23:24,073
Both affected by same tragedy, you know?
540
00:23:24,365 --> 00:23:24,991
- Right.
541
00:23:25,283 --> 00:23:26,868
Yeah, I guess we are.
542
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,620
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
543
00:23:28,912 --> 00:23:31,664
- If you ever need to talk
even outside of the group,
544
00:23:31,956 --> 00:23:33,333
you know, you can always give me-
545
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:34,334
- Pat!
546
00:23:35,251 --> 00:23:37,337
I'm feeling emotional.
547
00:23:37,629 --> 00:23:38,296
Comfort me now.
548
00:23:38,588 --> 00:23:39,255
- Oh yeah, of course.
549
00:23:39,547 --> 00:23:40,089
Right away.
550
00:23:40,381 --> 00:23:41,299
Hey, talk later?
551
00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:42,425
- Yeah, I'd appreciate that.
552
00:23:42,717 --> 00:23:43,301
- Great.
553
00:23:43,593 --> 00:23:44,302
- Thanks.
554
00:23:46,888 --> 00:23:47,472
- Hey.
555
00:23:47,805 --> 00:23:48,723
- Oh hey.
556
00:23:49,057 --> 00:23:53,144
- My band's playing a show
tonight if anybody wants to come.
557
00:23:53,436 --> 00:23:54,479
It'd be great to see you there.
558
00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:55,647
- Oh, cool.
559
00:23:55,939 --> 00:23:56,814
Cool.
560
00:23:57,106 --> 00:23:57,690
- All right.
561
00:23:57,982 --> 00:23:58,566
- All right.
562
00:23:58,858 --> 00:23:59,400
Bye.
563
00:23:59,692 --> 00:24:00,360
See you.
564
00:24:01,861 --> 00:24:04,697
(foreboding music)
565
00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:11,829
- So what's good with your rock star?
566
00:24:13,331 --> 00:24:14,499
- I don't know.
567
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,502
He seems nice.
568
00:24:17,794 --> 00:24:18,628
Very sweet.
569
00:24:19,879 --> 00:24:20,672
Very sweet.
570
00:24:22,173 --> 00:24:24,676
- So you gonna hit up his show?
571
00:24:26,678 --> 00:24:27,887
- I don't know.
572
00:24:28,179 --> 00:24:31,641
I mean there's so many things
going on in my head right now.
573
00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:34,727
I don't know if I'm ready
for boys just right now-
574
00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:35,937
- All of it, Madison.
575
00:24:36,229 --> 00:24:36,854
All of it.
576
00:24:37,146 --> 00:24:37,855
- What?
577
00:24:38,147 --> 00:24:40,650
- All your pain, all your love.
578
00:24:42,110 --> 00:24:43,277
All your fears.
579
00:24:44,779 --> 00:24:46,489
Locked up in this jar.
580
00:24:47,949 --> 00:24:50,076
And that jar is your heart.
581
00:24:51,619 --> 00:24:52,829
You just need to find the right man
582
00:24:53,121 --> 00:24:56,207
go ahead and open up that jar for you.
583
00:24:59,836 --> 00:25:02,422
(crowd chatter)
584
00:25:19,647 --> 00:25:21,107
- Oh man, I am so pumped for this show.
585
00:25:21,441 --> 00:25:23,359
I'm the biggest Joe head in the world.
586
00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:24,902
How many of their shows have you been to?
587
00:25:25,194 --> 00:25:26,612
- This is my first one.
588
00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:27,697
- Wow.
589
00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:29,907
Prepare to be blown away.
590
00:25:31,617 --> 00:25:32,326
They're starting.
591
00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:34,579
- [Lead Singer] Thank you.
592
00:25:34,871 --> 00:25:35,621
(acoustic guitar melody)
593
00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:38,624
♪ Hey ♪
594
00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:42,045
♪ Hey ♪
595
00:25:42,336 --> 00:25:45,465
♪ Hey ♪
596
00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:49,010
♪ Hey ♪
597
00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:50,845
♪ Hey ♪
598
00:25:51,137 --> 00:25:54,182
♪ Hey hey ♪
599
00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:57,685
♪ Hey hey ♪
600
00:25:57,977 --> 00:26:00,980
♪ Hey hey ♪
601
00:26:01,272 --> 00:26:04,400
♪ Hey hey ♪
602
00:26:04,692 --> 00:26:07,862
♪ Hey hey ♪
603
00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:11,282
♪ Hey hey ♪
604
00:26:11,574 --> 00:26:14,786
♪ Hey hey ♪
605
00:26:15,078 --> 00:26:19,999
♪ Hey hey ♪
606
00:26:22,502 --> 00:26:24,212
♪ Hey hey, hey ♪
607
00:26:24,504 --> 00:26:25,379
♪ Hey ♪
608
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:27,548
♪ Hey hey, hey ♪
609
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,800
♪ Hey ♪
610
00:26:29,092 --> 00:26:31,135
♪ Hey hey, hey ♪
611
00:26:31,427 --> 00:26:32,261
♪ Hey ♪
612
00:26:32,553 --> 00:26:34,514
♪ Hey hey ♪
613
00:26:34,806 --> 00:26:38,810
♪ Hey, hey hey hey ♪
614
00:26:39,102 --> 00:26:42,188
♪ Hey hey ♪
615
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,859
♪ Hey hey ♪
616
00:26:47,151 --> 00:26:49,904
♪ Come on now, hey hey everyone ♪
617
00:26:50,196 --> 00:26:51,656
♪ Everybody, everyone ♪
618
00:26:51,948 --> 00:26:53,574
♪ Everyone hey, come on now hey ♪
619
00:26:53,866 --> 00:26:54,575
♪ Hey ♪
620
00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:56,702
♪ Hey hey hey hey, hey hey ♪
621
00:26:56,994 --> 00:27:00,248
♪ Hey ♪
622
00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:03,209
♪ Hey, hey ♪
623
00:27:03,501 --> 00:27:06,671
♪ Hey hey, hey ♪
624
00:27:06,963 --> 00:27:09,882
♪ Hey, hey ♪
625
00:27:10,174 --> 00:27:12,718
♪ Hey hey ♪
626
00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:14,595
- Everybody uke!
627
00:27:14,887 --> 00:27:17,223
(ukulele solo)
628
00:27:25,857 --> 00:27:26,691
- Brought my own uke.
629
00:27:26,983 --> 00:27:27,608
- What?
630
00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:28,484
Oh.
631
00:27:41,622 --> 00:27:43,875
♪ Hey ♪
632
00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:46,335
♪ Hey, hey ♪
633
00:27:48,296 --> 00:27:51,424
(audience applauds)
634
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:52,633
- Go Scott!
635
00:27:57,054 --> 00:27:57,805
- Yes!
636
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:03,519
(ominous sting)
637
00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:06,898
- Hey.
638
00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:07,690
- Hey.
639
00:28:07,982 --> 00:28:08,566
- That was really great.
640
00:28:08,858 --> 00:28:09,734
- Aw, thank you so much for coming.
641
00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:10,568
- Of course.
642
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,444
- I hope you had fun.
643
00:28:11,736 --> 00:28:12,278
- Yeah, I did.
644
00:28:12,570 --> 00:28:13,738
- Sweet.
645
00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,782
If you want to download some
of our music it's all online.
646
00:28:17,074 --> 00:28:17,658
- Oh, cool.
647
00:28:17,950 --> 00:28:18,784
- We got a couple EPs, yeah.
648
00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:19,827
- Yeah, I'll definitely do that.
649
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:20,620
That sounds great.
650
00:28:20,912 --> 00:28:21,662
- Actually, if you're interested
651
00:28:21,954 --> 00:28:25,041
I could give you a discount code.
652
00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:25,958
- Yeah.
653
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:26,709
Yes, yeah.
654
00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:27,627
- Cool.
655
00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:28,461
- That would be great.
656
00:28:28,753 --> 00:28:29,295
Thank you.
657
00:28:29,587 --> 00:28:30,171
- Great.
658
00:28:30,463 --> 00:28:31,047
- Great.
659
00:28:31,339 --> 00:28:31,881
Okay.
660
00:28:32,173 --> 00:28:32,924
I should probably go.
661
00:28:33,216 --> 00:28:34,634
- Yeah, I gotta go too 'cause my band.
662
00:28:34,926 --> 00:28:36,177
My band, it's all packed up.
663
00:28:36,469 --> 00:28:38,638
- Yeah, gotta get packed.
664
00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:39,639
I'll see you-
665
00:28:39,931 --> 00:28:40,431
- I'll see you at the meeting.
666
00:28:40,723 --> 00:28:42,016
- I'll see you at the meeting.
667
00:28:42,308 --> 00:28:42,892
- See ya.
668
00:28:43,184 --> 00:28:43,684
- Okay, see ya.
669
00:28:43,976 --> 00:28:44,644
- Oh no no wait!
670
00:28:44,936 --> 00:28:47,897
I actually, this is a shirt of my band.
671
00:28:49,023 --> 00:28:50,274
For you, yeah.
672
00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:51,651
- Thank you.
673
00:28:51,943 --> 00:28:53,361
That's really nice.
674
00:28:54,654 --> 00:28:55,988
Cool, I'll see you tomorrow, so.
675
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,031
- Yeah, see you tomorrow.
676
00:28:57,323 --> 00:28:57,907
- Okay.
677
00:28:58,199 --> 00:28:58,866
Bye.
678
00:29:00,534 --> 00:29:01,285
- Hey Scott.
679
00:29:01,577 --> 00:29:02,161
- Yeah.
680
00:29:02,453 --> 00:29:04,121
- You ready to go?
681
00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:04,997
- Yeah.
682
00:29:05,289 --> 00:29:06,958
No, actually I forgot my uke.
683
00:29:07,250 --> 00:29:07,833
You guys go ahead.
684
00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:09,293
I'll catch up to you, okay?
685
00:29:09,585 --> 00:29:10,211
- Okay.
686
00:29:11,963 --> 00:29:14,548
(ominous music)
687
00:29:22,807 --> 00:29:24,267
- Oh, my lucky uke.
688
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,771
(music intensifies)
(Scott screams)
689
00:29:29,063 --> 00:29:29,814
My uke!
690
00:29:51,127 --> 00:29:55,298
- [Dylan] There's some nights
I don't get any sleep at all.
691
00:29:55,589 --> 00:29:57,842
I'm just up all night just looking
692
00:29:58,134 --> 00:29:59,677
at pictures of the two of us.
693
00:29:59,969 --> 00:30:01,887
(low ringing)
694
00:30:02,179 --> 00:30:04,640
I can stare at a picture
for hours, it seems like.
695
00:30:04,932 --> 00:30:07,351
I just don't get tired of it.
696
00:30:07,643 --> 00:30:10,396
I mean in a way I don't
even know why I do it.
697
00:30:10,688 --> 00:30:12,189
I mean it's not like there's any place
698
00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:14,025
I look that I don't see him.
699
00:30:14,317 --> 00:30:15,067
- It's weird, right?
700
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:16,277
That Scott isn't here?
701
00:30:16,569 --> 00:30:18,321
'Cause he said he would be.
702
00:30:18,612 --> 00:30:20,239
- Maybe he just overslept.
703
00:30:20,531 --> 00:30:24,160
You know how crazy that
rock and roll lifestyle is.
704
00:30:24,452 --> 00:30:25,077
- Okay.
705
00:30:25,369 --> 00:30:26,162
(dramatic sting)
706
00:30:26,454 --> 00:30:29,123
Or maybe he just didn't
want to be around you.
707
00:30:29,415 --> 00:30:31,834
- Maybe Scott never really existed.
708
00:30:32,126 --> 00:30:34,045
And is just part of our
collective dream world.
709
00:30:34,337 --> 00:30:34,920
- Shut up.
710
00:30:35,212 --> 00:30:35,880
- Okay.
711
00:30:45,848 --> 00:30:47,767
- Hey, it's seriously so cool of you
712
00:30:48,059 --> 00:30:49,560
to come chill with me, man.
713
00:30:49,852 --> 00:30:52,480
I am always asking
people to do DMT with me.
714
00:30:52,813 --> 00:30:55,149
And they're always like
"Shut the fuck up, Link.
715
00:30:55,441 --> 00:30:57,234
"Fuck off and die, Link.
716
00:30:57,526 --> 00:31:00,654
"Hey Link, you know I have
a history of drug addiction.
717
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:03,699
"Why don't you stop asking
me to get high with you?"
718
00:31:03,991 --> 00:31:07,411
And it's like, it's that
sort of uptight perspective
719
00:31:07,703 --> 00:31:11,749
that needs to experience
DMT the most, you know?
720
00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:15,920
And it's like DMT is
inside every living thing.
721
00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,924
It's like sucking your own dick, man.
722
00:31:20,216 --> 00:31:20,966
You know?
723
00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:23,010
I mean it's a part of us.
724
00:31:23,302 --> 00:31:25,304
It's just natural.
725
00:31:25,638 --> 00:31:29,558
Plus people have been
doing DMT for like forever.
726
00:31:31,185 --> 00:31:34,397
The Egyptians, the Aztecs, the Mongols.
727
00:31:35,314 --> 00:31:38,609
Like all the chillest
civilizations throughout history.
728
00:31:38,901 --> 00:31:40,236
They all did DMT.
729
00:31:41,654 --> 00:31:43,823
Until, you know, the 1950s.
730
00:31:45,825 --> 00:31:46,826
When the CIA.
731
00:31:48,911 --> 00:31:50,329
And the FBI.
732
00:31:50,621 --> 00:31:51,580
Hoo boy.
733
00:31:51,914 --> 00:31:54,542
They come along and they make it illegal.
734
00:31:54,834 --> 00:31:59,296
Because they know if people's
eyes are open to the truth,
735
00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:01,674
they're not gonna participate in this
736
00:32:01,966 --> 00:32:05,386
bullshit make believe capitalist economy.
737
00:32:05,678 --> 00:32:06,679
Uh-uh.
738
00:32:06,971 --> 00:32:09,306
They're not gonna buy Cadillacs.
739
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:13,185
They're not gonna wear a
tie to their corporate job.
740
00:32:13,477 --> 00:32:16,647
They're not gonna pay their own rent.
741
00:32:16,939 --> 00:32:17,606
No way.
742
00:32:17,898 --> 00:32:19,483
Not happening.
743
00:32:19,775 --> 00:32:21,360
And here's the other thing.
744
00:32:21,652 --> 00:32:22,862
All of this?
745
00:32:23,154 --> 00:32:24,447
It's all a dream.
746
00:32:25,364 --> 00:32:26,115
All of it.
747
00:32:27,324 --> 00:32:28,492
And it is only.
748
00:32:30,202 --> 00:32:31,704
When we smoke this.
749
00:32:32,663 --> 00:32:35,749
That we truly experience reality.
750
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,419
(hip hop music)
751
00:32:56,145 --> 00:32:58,939
(foreboding music)
752
00:32:59,273 --> 00:33:00,024
Huh.
753
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,067
You know, this stuff might actually
754
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:05,654
be a little weaker than
I initially thought.
755
00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:08,699
'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm still dreaming.
756
00:33:08,991 --> 00:33:10,701
(dramatic sting)
757
00:33:10,993 --> 00:33:13,871
(grunted screaming)
758
00:33:19,043 --> 00:33:20,794
This is no dream!
759
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:23,130
This is really happening!
760
00:33:23,464 --> 00:33:25,799
My whole worldview is wrong!
761
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,176
So superficial!
762
00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,387
Reality is real!
763
00:33:30,679 --> 00:33:32,723
And it fucking sucks shit!
764
00:33:33,933 --> 00:33:38,854
(glass shatters)
(dramatic sting)
765
00:33:40,481 --> 00:33:43,067
(ominous music)
766
00:33:49,573 --> 00:33:52,201
(killer puffing)
767
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,919
- [Pat] To be honest, the
Long Island Slashening,
768
00:34:02,211 --> 00:34:04,213
while a very, very psychologically
769
00:34:04,505 --> 00:34:06,298
traumatic event, did me some favors.
770
00:34:06,590 --> 00:34:07,675
(loud ringing)
771
00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:09,510
Do I miss having a penis?
772
00:34:09,802 --> 00:34:10,511
No.
773
00:34:11,554 --> 00:34:13,764
Because penises can't hug.
774
00:34:14,056 --> 00:34:16,559
- Guys, guys, group therapy announcement.
775
00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:19,520
Tonight my friend is
putting on an art show
776
00:34:19,812 --> 00:34:23,857
with this amazing feminist
artist who is also a woman.
777
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:27,486
And we all know how
important it is to not only
778
00:34:27,778 --> 00:34:30,990
really enhance our local
art scene, but especially
779
00:34:31,282 --> 00:34:34,076
for women that are doing
really strong feminist work.
780
00:34:34,368 --> 00:34:35,786
So I can pretty much count on
781
00:34:36,078 --> 00:34:37,830
all of you guys being there right?
782
00:34:38,122 --> 00:34:38,872
- Fuck no.
783
00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:39,957
- We have plans.
784
00:34:40,249 --> 00:34:40,833
- To drink.
785
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:41,667
- And party.
786
00:34:41,959 --> 00:34:42,710
- And dance.
787
00:34:43,002 --> 00:34:44,003
- So fuck you.
788
00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:45,045
- What?
789
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,465
Sorry, girls.
790
00:34:48,757 --> 00:34:51,176
I guess you're not feminists or whatever.
791
00:34:51,468 --> 00:34:53,137
But you guys are cool?
792
00:34:53,429 --> 00:34:54,013
- Yeah.
793
00:34:54,305 --> 00:34:55,264
- All right, just mention
my name at the door.
794
00:34:55,556 --> 00:34:58,017
You'll totally get in for free.
795
00:35:01,228 --> 00:35:02,229
- Empowering.
796
00:35:03,188 --> 00:35:03,981
- It's...
797
00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:08,694
I want to say empowering?
798
00:35:08,986 --> 00:35:09,570
- Empowering.
799
00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:10,779
- Empowering.
800
00:35:11,905 --> 00:35:12,615
- It's empowering.
801
00:35:12,906 --> 00:35:13,449
- Empowering.
802
00:35:13,741 --> 00:35:14,283
- Empowering.
803
00:35:14,575 --> 00:35:15,492
- Empowering.
804
00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:18,579
- Empowering.
- Empowering.
805
00:35:24,335 --> 00:35:27,421
- Empowering, yeah.
- Empowering, yeah.
806
00:35:38,432 --> 00:35:40,059
- And it's weird, I've always been
807
00:35:40,351 --> 00:35:43,312
kind of a supporter of women in the arts.
808
00:35:43,604 --> 00:35:44,938
You know, some of my favorite artists
809
00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,274
are people like Sophia Delacroix.
810
00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:48,984
You know, that's a woman.
811
00:35:49,276 --> 00:35:50,653
Anne Bennington.
812
00:35:50,944 --> 00:35:52,154
Margarita Munoz.
813
00:35:53,697 --> 00:35:54,657
Isabella Rosinante.
814
00:35:54,948 --> 00:35:56,200
Those are all women.
815
00:35:56,492 --> 00:35:57,701
And that's cool.
816
00:35:57,993 --> 00:35:59,953
- This is more an expression
817
00:36:00,245 --> 00:36:02,748
of femininity or vulvic strength.
818
00:36:04,792 --> 00:36:06,794
Which a lot of men find intimidating.
819
00:36:07,086 --> 00:36:08,962
Not me, other men.
820
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,340
- It's just so rare that we get
821
00:36:11,632 --> 00:36:14,134
to let women speak, you know?
822
00:36:14,426 --> 00:36:15,094
- Yeah, and-
823
00:36:15,386 --> 00:36:17,846
- And I just think that's
so important that this woman
824
00:36:18,138 --> 00:36:20,933
was able to speak and express herself.
825
00:36:21,225 --> 00:36:23,227
You know what I mean?
826
00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:25,771
- So this looks like a flower.
827
00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:28,774
But it's actually a female vagina.
828
00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,737
- So what this is really is an examination
829
00:36:34,029 --> 00:36:36,615
of the traditional roles of women.
830
00:36:36,907 --> 00:36:40,202
But it's also a subversion of those roles.
831
00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:43,372
It really speaks to the truth that is
832
00:36:43,664 --> 00:36:46,667
the power of our patriarchal society.
833
00:36:49,837 --> 00:36:52,506
- Well this is a really nice space.
834
00:36:52,798 --> 00:36:55,050
- Well it used to be a Dominican church.
835
00:36:55,342 --> 00:36:57,177
Back before they cleaned
the neighborhood up.
836
00:36:57,469 --> 00:36:59,596
Now it's a place where
we can all peacefully
837
00:36:59,888 --> 00:37:02,850
come together, congregate, and learn.
838
00:37:04,351 --> 00:37:05,477
Oh hey!
839
00:37:05,769 --> 00:37:06,687
Everybody, this is Dannon.
840
00:37:06,979 --> 00:37:08,397
She's the one behind the show.
841
00:37:08,689 --> 00:37:09,440
Hello.
842
00:37:09,732 --> 00:37:12,151
- Oh please, I merely
just organized the thing.
843
00:37:12,443 --> 00:37:15,028
All the credit really goes
to this amazing artist.
844
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,157
Everyone, this is Crystal Bluu.
845
00:37:18,449 --> 00:37:19,116
- Wow.
846
00:37:19,408 --> 00:37:20,951
Your work is amazing.
847
00:37:21,994 --> 00:37:23,078
- Yeah, it really is.
848
00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:25,205
- Very very powerful.
849
00:37:25,497 --> 00:37:26,165
- I can't even.
850
00:37:26,457 --> 00:37:27,875
There are no words.
851
00:37:28,959 --> 00:37:31,503
- I just like drawing snatch.
852
00:37:31,795 --> 00:37:33,756
- [Dannon] Our Crystal here's
a bit of an outside artist.
853
00:37:34,047 --> 00:37:36,008
- Yeah, I was drawing snatch and like
854
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,051
sculpting snatch and collaging snatch
855
00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:40,512
and people were like you
should sell that shit.
856
00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:42,639
And I was like yeah, I should.
857
00:37:42,931 --> 00:37:44,516
And honestly, it's more fulfilling
858
00:37:44,808 --> 00:37:47,561
than tugging guys off at Alley Cat's.
859
00:37:47,853 --> 00:37:52,107
- Well I'm really glad
you found your calling.
860
00:37:52,399 --> 00:37:53,317
- I just love snatch.
861
00:37:53,609 --> 00:37:54,359
(techno music)
862
00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:56,528
Oh shit, this is my song!
863
00:37:57,988 --> 00:38:00,365
- She's a bit of a free spirit.
864
00:38:00,657 --> 00:38:01,909
- Is she undressing?
865
00:38:02,201 --> 00:38:02,993
- Probably.
866
00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:23,180
She's doing burlesque.
867
00:38:23,472 --> 00:38:25,891
- [Crystal] No, I'm stripping.
868
00:38:35,943 --> 00:38:36,819
- Shut your mouth.
869
00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:37,820
Shut up.
870
00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:11,186
- You know, this is really
empowering for women because-
871
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,604
- [Crystal] I'm a dirty slut!
872
00:39:12,896 --> 00:39:13,605
- Oh fuck.
873
00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:21,196
- Whoa, you're not leaving.
874
00:39:21,488 --> 00:39:23,323
Oh my god, this is art!
875
00:39:25,659 --> 00:39:29,121
- I'm hard because of how
she's owning her sexuality.
876
00:39:29,413 --> 00:39:32,332
It's not because of her big titties.
877
00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:50,726
- Well I have to assume that
it's getting pretty late.
878
00:39:51,018 --> 00:39:52,394
- Yeah, very late.
879
00:39:53,687 --> 00:39:56,064
- Yeah, I'm doing a thing in the morning.
880
00:39:56,398 --> 00:39:57,357
- This was great though.
881
00:39:57,649 --> 00:39:58,650
- So great.
882
00:39:58,942 --> 00:39:59,526
- To see your work.
883
00:39:59,818 --> 00:40:00,360
- Thank you.
884
00:40:00,652 --> 00:40:01,361
Let's go.
885
00:40:02,446 --> 00:40:04,615
- Fuck it, I'm leaving too.
886
00:40:17,419 --> 00:40:20,255
(chainsaw revving)
887
00:41:19,481 --> 00:41:20,857
(knife stabbing)
888
00:41:21,149 --> 00:41:24,486
(art show perv gurgling)
889
00:42:16,496 --> 00:42:20,000
- Hey, don't you guys wanna see my snatch?
890
00:42:20,292 --> 00:42:20,876
- No!
891
00:42:21,168 --> 00:42:21,793
- Yes!
892
00:42:22,085 --> 00:42:22,586
- No!
893
00:42:22,878 --> 00:42:23,462
- Yes!
894
00:42:23,754 --> 00:42:24,337
- No!
895
00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:25,338
- [Bex] Yes!
896
00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:26,173
- Stop!
897
00:42:26,465 --> 00:42:27,966
- I hate it when you two
fight about politics.
898
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,885
- It's so divisive.
899
00:42:30,177 --> 00:42:30,761
- You're right.
900
00:42:31,053 --> 00:42:32,804
We're all friends here despite
901
00:42:33,096 --> 00:42:36,016
our differing opinions on Palestine.
902
00:42:36,308 --> 00:42:38,810
- Hey, let's agree to disagree.
903
00:42:39,811 --> 00:42:42,147
- [Party Girls] Friends!
904
00:42:42,439 --> 00:42:43,315
- Excuse me.
905
00:42:44,524 --> 00:42:46,318
Ladies, closing time was 15 minutes ago
906
00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:48,195
and I really need to lock up.
907
00:42:48,487 --> 00:42:50,822
- But we're not finished
with our wine yet.
908
00:42:51,114 --> 00:42:51,740
- Okay.
909
00:42:52,032 --> 00:42:54,159
When you ordered it I told
you we'd be closing soon
910
00:42:54,451 --> 00:42:56,411
and that you'd have to hurry up.
911
00:42:56,703 --> 00:42:59,998
- I'm sorry that we as
paying customers are enjoying
912
00:43:00,290 --> 00:43:02,584
the beverages that we
purchased in your bar.
913
00:43:02,876 --> 00:43:04,044
- Yeah, sorry we're not just
914
00:43:04,336 --> 00:43:06,004
sucking it down like it's malt liquor.
915
00:43:06,296 --> 00:43:06,922
- What the-
916
00:43:07,214 --> 00:43:09,925
- I guess I'll just
have to write a review.
917
00:43:10,217 --> 00:43:11,718
- I'll write one too.
918
00:43:12,010 --> 00:43:14,012
- Let's all write reviews.
919
00:43:15,305 --> 00:43:18,600
- [Blonde Girl] How do you
spell "rudest bartender ever"?
920
00:43:18,892 --> 00:43:20,519
- C-U-N-
921
00:43:20,811 --> 00:43:21,520
- Fine!
922
00:43:23,271 --> 00:43:24,022
Fine.
923
00:43:25,941 --> 00:43:27,734
You ladies finish your drinks.
924
00:43:28,026 --> 00:43:30,278
While I go in the back
and clean up or something.
925
00:43:30,570 --> 00:43:31,488
- Thank you!
926
00:43:32,572 --> 00:43:33,990
- Some people.
927
00:43:34,282 --> 00:43:36,618
- Do not let her ruin our fun.
928
00:43:36,910 --> 00:43:38,537
- This is our night.
929
00:43:39,871 --> 00:43:41,498
- [Girls] Our night!
930
00:43:42,707 --> 00:43:44,376
- Let's take it back.
931
00:43:45,544 --> 00:43:47,587
♪ Listen up, girls ♪
932
00:43:47,879 --> 00:43:48,547
- Yes!
933
00:43:48,839 --> 00:43:49,381
Oh my god.
934
00:43:49,673 --> 00:43:52,384
♪ It's time we take care
of number one, baby ♪
935
00:43:52,676 --> 00:43:53,760
♪ You better check yourself ♪
936
00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:56,304
♪ Before you leave this house tonight ♪
937
00:43:56,596 --> 00:43:58,181
♪ 'Cause we going out ♪
938
00:43:58,473 --> 00:43:59,558
♪ Shit, here we go ♪
939
00:43:59,850 --> 00:44:01,059
♪ Brows on fleek, check it check it ♪
940
00:44:01,351 --> 00:44:02,853
♪ Hair on fleek, check it check it ♪
941
00:44:03,145 --> 00:44:04,646
♪ Nails on fleek, check it check it ♪
942
00:44:04,938 --> 00:44:06,481
♪ Shoes on fleet, check it check it ♪
943
00:44:06,773 --> 00:44:08,400
♪ Ass on fleek, check it check it ♪
944
00:44:08,692 --> 00:44:10,485
♪ Twerk them cheeks, check it check it ♪
945
00:44:10,777 --> 00:44:12,863
♪ I'm coming in hot,
don't care won't stop ♪
946
00:44:13,155 --> 00:44:14,239
♪ Y'all feel me ♪
947
00:44:14,531 --> 00:44:16,116
♪ Stepping out in the club ♪
948
00:44:16,408 --> 00:44:17,784
♪ We about to get drunk ♪
949
00:44:18,076 --> 00:44:19,536
♪ Ordering drinks every hour ♪
950
00:44:19,828 --> 00:44:21,538
♪ Can I get a little bit sour ♪
951
00:44:21,830 --> 00:44:23,039
♪ Bouncing my booty on the floor ♪
952
00:44:23,331 --> 00:44:24,958
♪ Always screaming, you're
begging me for more ♪
953
00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,918
♪ Throw them up, hands high ♪
954
00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:29,171
♪ Sucking my ass like a drive-by ♪
955
00:44:29,462 --> 00:44:30,630
♪ I'm here an I want it, want it ♪
956
00:44:30,922 --> 00:44:32,716
♪ Whip my braids and I
flaunt it, flaunt it ♪
957
00:44:33,008 --> 00:44:34,342
♪ I'm taking names like I own it, own it ♪
958
00:44:34,634 --> 00:44:36,386
♪ Toss them back like a Donna, Donna ♪
959
00:44:36,678 --> 00:44:38,138
♪ Make them wet like a sauna, sauna ♪
960
00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:40,223
♪ Don't cry for me, I'm your mama, mama ♪
961
00:44:40,515 --> 00:44:43,935
♪ Any minute they gonna tell
me I'm too hot for this place ♪
962
00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:47,480
♪ I'm fierce and I'm black ♪
963
00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:51,276
♪ Keeping it tight, keeping it tight ♪
964
00:44:51,568 --> 00:44:55,197
♪ I'm fierce and I'm black ♪
965
00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:58,700
♪ With dynamite, dynamite bitch ♪
966
00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:02,662
♪ I'm fierce and I'm black ♪
967
00:45:02,996 --> 00:45:04,247
♪ You know what I mean ♪
968
00:45:04,539 --> 00:45:06,374
♪ You know what I mean, bitch ♪
969
00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,920
♪ I'm fierce, fierce, fierce ♪
970
00:45:10,212 --> 00:45:13,673
♪ I'm fierce and I'm black, bitch ♪
971
00:45:13,965 --> 00:45:16,551
(girls screaming)
972
00:45:16,843 --> 00:45:18,970
(gurgling)
973
00:45:19,262 --> 00:45:21,806
(woman sobbing)
974
00:45:27,687 --> 00:45:28,688
- (sobs) No.
975
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:30,565
No, no please.
976
00:45:30,857 --> 00:45:33,985
(song playing on phone)
977
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,972
(Viv labored breathing)
978
00:46:06,017 --> 00:46:06,810
- Help!
979
00:46:14,484 --> 00:46:15,068
Mom!
980
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,069
Mom, dad!
981
00:46:18,113 --> 00:46:19,864
Somebody is trying to kill me!
982
00:46:20,156 --> 00:46:22,701
- [Dad] Now why would they do that, Bex?
983
00:46:22,993 --> 00:46:24,369
- For no reason at all!
984
00:46:24,703 --> 00:46:25,870
- [Dad] Honey, we can't constantly
985
00:46:26,162 --> 00:46:29,040
be handling everything
for you all the time.
986
00:46:29,332 --> 00:46:31,501
At some point you need to be a grownup.
987
00:46:31,793 --> 00:46:33,128
Take care of yourself.
988
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:34,921
- I don't know how!
989
00:46:35,213 --> 00:46:37,507
- [Dad] Okay baby, I'll handle this.
990
00:46:37,799 --> 00:46:41,594
And there, I just transferred
$2,000 to your bank account.
991
00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:42,554
Will that help?
992
00:46:42,846 --> 00:46:44,055
- No.
993
00:46:44,347 --> 00:46:45,223
- [Dad] 4,000?
994
00:46:45,515 --> 00:46:46,182
- No.
995
00:46:47,726 --> 00:46:49,311
- [Dad] Maybe 6,000?
996
00:46:50,228 --> 00:46:50,979
- Maybe?
997
00:46:51,271 --> 00:46:55,191
(Bex screams)
(knife stabbing)
998
00:46:55,483 --> 00:46:57,610
- [Dad] Okay, let's make it eight then.
999
00:46:57,902 --> 00:46:59,321
(phone dings)
1000
00:46:59,612 --> 00:47:02,657
(ominous music)
1001
00:47:02,949 --> 00:47:05,201
- All right look, you had...
1002
00:47:09,205 --> 00:47:09,914
Oh shit!
1003
00:47:16,755 --> 00:47:18,673
- This is just terrible.
1004
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:23,136
Let's take a moment to
remember Viv and Bex.
1005
00:47:23,428 --> 00:47:26,097
(dramatic music)
1006
00:47:28,224 --> 00:47:31,144
Would anyone like to share a memory?
1007
00:47:32,312 --> 00:47:37,025
- I remember one day we went
to the park to get ice cream.
1008
00:47:38,109 --> 00:47:42,572
And the sunshine hit your
eye in such a beautiful way.
1009
00:47:43,782 --> 00:47:47,243
I'll never forget it
for as long as I live.
1010
00:47:49,162 --> 00:47:51,247
- That is a great memory.
1011
00:47:51,539 --> 00:47:53,708
Although I meant a
memory about Viv and Bex.
1012
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,335
- Oh, fuck them.
1013
00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:57,253
They sucked and everybody hated them.
1014
00:47:57,545 --> 00:48:01,758
- Admittedly, Viv and Bex were
difficult to get close to.
1015
00:48:02,050 --> 00:48:05,178
But we must have empathy for everyone.
1016
00:48:05,470 --> 00:48:09,265
Not just people who are nice
or polite or have some shred
1017
00:48:09,557 --> 00:48:12,560
of basic human decency
buried within their bodies.
1018
00:48:12,852 --> 00:48:13,895
- I'm outraged.
1019
00:48:14,187 --> 00:48:16,940
Somebody saw two smart,
strong-willed women
1020
00:48:17,273 --> 00:48:20,485
who didn't conform to what
society deemed appropriate.
1021
00:48:20,777 --> 00:48:24,155
And some scared little man
decided to go and kill them.
1022
00:48:24,447 --> 00:48:25,990
- It was a woman that killed them.
1023
00:48:26,282 --> 00:48:26,991
- Oh, of course.
1024
00:48:27,283 --> 00:48:29,327
A woman who had internalized
so much misogyny
1025
00:48:29,619 --> 00:48:32,038
that she acted according
to the will of man.
1026
00:48:32,330 --> 00:48:34,290
I mean, because that's what we do.
1027
00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:38,086
We pit woman against woman
in order to create a chaos-
1028
00:48:38,378 --> 00:48:40,004
- if you don't shut the fuck up
1029
00:48:40,296 --> 00:48:43,299
I'm gonna internalize
my fist into your ass.
1030
00:48:43,591 --> 00:48:47,512
And not in the fun sexy way
like I would do for you, Pat.
1031
00:48:47,804 --> 00:48:52,142
But in the violent way where
I'd pull out your intestines
1032
00:48:52,434 --> 00:48:54,561
and then I'd squeeze the
shit into your mouth,
1033
00:48:54,853 --> 00:48:57,230
making you digest your
shit, and then take a shit
1034
00:48:57,522 --> 00:49:02,235
into your own mouth again in
an endless shit-eating cycle.
1035
00:49:02,527 --> 00:49:03,653
Because fuck you!
1036
00:49:03,945 --> 00:49:04,696
- Okay.
1037
00:49:04,988 --> 00:49:08,533
I can sense that tensions
are running a bit high here,
1038
00:49:08,825 --> 00:49:12,745
so I went ahead and scheduled
a self-defense class
1039
00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,789
for the women and I think all the ladies
1040
00:49:15,081 --> 00:49:16,833
should go ahead and take it.
1041
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,293
I think we've learned
that the neighborhood
1042
00:49:18,585 --> 00:49:20,420
has made some progress, but there's still
1043
00:49:20,712 --> 00:49:23,548
an unsavory element, so
I think this would make
1044
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,968
everybody feel just a little bit safer.
1045
00:49:35,268 --> 00:49:36,519
- All right all right all right all right!
1046
00:49:36,811 --> 00:49:40,190
Ladies and other genders,
will you gather around please?
1047
00:49:40,482 --> 00:49:41,608
Okay.
1048
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:45,153
Now after today's lesson,
you will never again
1049
00:49:45,445 --> 00:49:47,739
need to fear for your safety.
1050
00:49:48,031 --> 00:49:50,200
Instead, you will only need to fear
1051
00:49:50,492 --> 00:49:53,745
for the safety of anyone
who threatens you.
1052
00:49:54,037 --> 00:49:56,039
Now while I have you here, I'm gonna need
1053
00:49:56,331 --> 00:49:59,375
you all to bow your heads and show respect
1054
00:49:59,667 --> 00:50:02,295
to your Grandmaster, K.M. Swartz!
1055
00:50:03,796 --> 00:50:04,464
Don't clap, bow.
1056
00:50:04,756 --> 00:50:06,132
Bow to your sensei.
1057
00:50:12,430 --> 00:50:14,349
- Listen carefully.
1058
00:50:14,682 --> 00:50:16,351
If a man attacks you.
1059
00:50:18,019 --> 00:50:20,146
You punch him in the dick.
1060
00:50:21,189 --> 00:50:23,024
It's as simple as that.
1061
00:50:25,401 --> 00:50:26,528
And it hurts.
1062
00:50:26,819 --> 00:50:29,531
- What if your attacker is a woman?
1063
00:50:29,822 --> 00:50:32,700
- If your attacker is a woman.
1064
00:50:32,992 --> 00:50:34,577
Punch her in the twat.
1065
00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,538
I think that hurts also.
1066
00:50:36,829 --> 00:50:37,747
(scattered agreement)
1067
00:50:38,039 --> 00:50:39,290
Now the meter's running in my rickshaw.
1068
00:50:39,582 --> 00:50:41,417
I have to depart.
1069
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:42,710
Shalom.
1070
00:50:43,002 --> 00:50:43,711
- Shalom.
1071
00:50:53,763 --> 00:50:54,722
- No refunds.
1072
00:50:56,057 --> 00:50:57,684
I do mean no refunds.
1073
00:51:04,774 --> 00:51:06,901
- You live and you learn.
1074
00:51:07,193 --> 00:51:09,195
I learned that you shouldn't
trust that somebody
1075
00:51:09,487 --> 00:51:11,781
is a self-defense expert
just because you found
1076
00:51:12,073 --> 00:51:16,536
their flyer on a bulletin
board in a coffee shop.
1077
00:51:16,828 --> 00:51:17,704
Stupid Pat.
1078
00:51:19,497 --> 00:51:21,457
Anyway, silver lining.
1079
00:51:21,749 --> 00:51:24,919
Tonight is the third annual Spoon-A-Thon.
1080
00:51:25,211 --> 00:51:25,920
Yeah.
1081
00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,174
In case you've been living under a rock,
1082
00:51:30,466 --> 00:51:32,010
the Spoon-A-Thon is a big get together
1083
00:51:32,302 --> 00:51:35,221
where people gather and spoon each other.
1084
00:51:35,513 --> 00:51:36,681
Nothing sexual.
1085
00:51:36,973 --> 00:51:39,434
Just a way for people to feel the comfort
1086
00:51:39,726 --> 00:51:41,728
and warmth of a relationship without any
1087
00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:44,397
of the negative aspects
of the relationship
1088
00:51:44,689 --> 00:51:47,900
like lust or making your partner orgasm.
1089
00:51:49,902 --> 00:51:53,239
Anyway, I think it's something
that we all need right now.
1090
00:51:53,531 --> 00:51:55,450
I hope to see you there.
1091
00:52:01,331 --> 00:52:02,582
- I'm just so lost.
1092
00:52:02,874 --> 00:52:05,543
- No, there's no such thing as lost.
1093
00:52:05,835 --> 00:52:08,630
Wherever you are is where you are.
1094
00:52:11,466 --> 00:52:12,467
- But I'm 23.
1095
00:52:16,638 --> 00:52:18,389
And I don't know where I'm going.
1096
00:52:18,681 --> 00:52:21,851
- There's only one direction you can go.
1097
00:52:23,144 --> 00:52:23,895
Look.
1098
00:52:27,315 --> 00:52:28,066
Forward.
1099
00:52:32,445 --> 00:52:34,155
- (sobs) I don't know who I am anymore.
1100
00:52:34,447 --> 00:52:35,531
- You are you.
1101
00:52:38,785 --> 00:52:41,120
And that's all anyone can be.
1102
00:52:51,381 --> 00:52:53,007
- Oh fuck this!
1103
00:52:53,299 --> 00:52:53,925
Fuck this!
1104
00:52:54,217 --> 00:52:55,718
Every time I need to take a shower
1105
00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,012
the two of you are in here talking, okay?
1106
00:52:58,304 --> 00:53:00,390
Use the fucking living room!
1107
00:53:00,682 --> 00:53:03,142
We have a couch for a reason!
1108
00:53:03,434 --> 00:53:04,185
We all split it!
1109
00:53:04,477 --> 00:53:05,019
We all pay for it!
1110
00:53:05,311 --> 00:53:05,853
Go sit on it!
1111
00:53:06,145 --> 00:53:07,563
- Fuck you!
- That was rude!
1112
00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:10,191
- I hope every member of
your family dies today!
1113
00:53:10,483 --> 00:53:12,026
- This is where I feel safe!
- Today!
1114
00:53:12,318 --> 00:53:17,198
- I hope they pass away today!
- Everyone in your life today!
1115
00:53:21,911 --> 00:53:23,621
- (chuckles) Good man, good man.
1116
00:53:23,913 --> 00:53:25,123
- Pat!
1117
00:53:25,415 --> 00:53:26,999
This turnout is amazing!
1118
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:28,543
- It's the most we've ever had.
1119
00:53:28,835 --> 00:53:30,420
- Yeah, this place is huge.
1120
00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:33,923
- Yeah, it used to be a rec
center for at-risk youth.
1121
00:53:34,215 --> 00:53:36,175
Back before they cleaned
up the neighborhood.
1122
00:53:36,467 --> 00:53:37,927
And now it's just a place for people
1123
00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:40,430
who need something
positive in their lives.
1124
00:53:40,722 --> 00:53:42,807
Plus they do burlesque on Tuesdays.
1125
00:53:43,099 --> 00:53:43,641
- Hey.
1126
00:53:43,933 --> 00:53:44,475
- Hey.
1127
00:53:44,767 --> 00:53:45,351
- Hey.
1128
00:53:45,643 --> 00:53:46,185
- Hey Ben.
1129
00:53:46,477 --> 00:53:47,019
- How's it going, man?
1130
00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:47,854
- So glad you could make it.
1131
00:53:48,146 --> 00:53:49,605
- Look, I can't stay too long.
1132
00:53:49,897 --> 00:53:51,524
I think I'm a little old
for this kind of thing,
1133
00:53:51,816 --> 00:53:54,444
but I just wanted to come
for some moral support.
1134
00:53:54,736 --> 00:53:55,570
- I really appreciate that.
1135
00:53:55,862 --> 00:53:56,654
- All right, gotcha.
1136
00:53:56,946 --> 00:53:57,613
- Hey, good to see you.
1137
00:53:57,905 --> 00:53:59,282
- Good to see you.
1138
00:54:00,241 --> 00:54:02,160
- Pat, you like really know
how to connect with people.
1139
00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:05,455
- I just try to make people's
lives a little bit better.
1140
00:54:05,747 --> 00:54:06,497
- Yeah.
1141
00:54:07,707 --> 00:54:08,458
- Hey.
1142
00:54:09,751 --> 00:54:10,877
- Oh shit.
1143
00:54:11,169 --> 00:54:12,128
My phone is about to die.
1144
00:54:12,420 --> 00:54:14,088
- Oh, I have a charger in my bag.
1145
00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:14,922
Feel free.
1146
00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:15,757
Help yourself.
1147
00:54:16,048 --> 00:54:16,716
- Oh, thank you so much.
1148
00:54:17,008 --> 00:54:17,675
- Hey.
1149
00:54:17,967 --> 00:54:21,471
(chuckles) Get in here.
1150
00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:22,597
No, side pocket!
1151
00:54:22,889 --> 00:54:25,516
(dramatic sting)
1152
00:54:26,476 --> 00:54:27,560
I can explain.
1153
00:54:29,645 --> 00:54:31,022
Madison no!
1154
00:54:31,314 --> 00:54:33,441
(suspense music)
1155
00:54:33,733 --> 00:54:34,525
Madison!
1156
00:54:36,444 --> 00:54:37,820
- What's wrong?
1157
00:54:38,112 --> 00:54:38,988
- Nothing.
1158
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,532
Just a misunderstanding with Madison.
1159
00:54:41,824 --> 00:54:44,911
- Why are you so obsessed with her?
1160
00:54:45,203 --> 00:54:45,703
- What?
1161
00:54:45,995 --> 00:54:46,829
I'm not.
1162
00:54:47,121 --> 00:54:49,582
Like anybody else, she's just
somebody I'm trying to help.
1163
00:54:49,874 --> 00:54:51,959
- I see the way you look at her.
1164
00:54:52,251 --> 00:54:53,252
- What?
1165
00:54:53,544 --> 00:54:55,338
I don't have a way that I look at her.
1166
00:54:55,630 --> 00:54:56,756
- Why not me?
1167
00:54:57,048 --> 00:54:57,965
- What?
1168
00:54:58,257 --> 00:55:00,676
- Pat, I think about you all the time.
1169
00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:03,554
I'm the girl you should want, me!
1170
00:55:03,846 --> 00:55:05,097
- I had no idea.
1171
00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:06,766
I never realized.
1172
00:55:07,058 --> 00:55:08,434
- Well now you do.
1173
00:55:08,726 --> 00:55:11,646
So why not do something about it?
1174
00:55:11,938 --> 00:55:13,606
- In case you haven't
noticed, I'm pretty tied up
1175
00:55:13,898 --> 00:55:14,941
with the Spoon-A-Thon right now.
1176
00:55:15,233 --> 00:55:17,610
- They'll be fine without you.
1177
00:55:18,569 --> 00:55:19,320
Come on.
1178
00:55:22,365 --> 00:55:23,115
- Uh...
1179
00:55:25,493 --> 00:55:26,244
- Hi everyone.
1180
00:55:26,536 --> 00:55:27,578
Everyone, hi.
1181
00:55:27,870 --> 00:55:28,412
Thank you.
1182
00:55:28,704 --> 00:55:29,247
Come on.
1183
00:55:29,539 --> 00:55:30,081
Come on up.
1184
00:55:30,373 --> 00:55:31,541
Hi, hello, hi.
1185
00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:32,959
Yes.
1186
00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:34,710
Thank you all so much for coming out
1187
00:55:35,002 --> 00:55:37,296
to this year's annual Spoon-A-Thon!
1188
00:55:37,588 --> 00:55:40,967
This event is a great way
to make physical contact
1189
00:55:41,259 --> 00:55:44,720
without the grossness
and scariness of sex!
1190
00:55:46,013 --> 00:55:47,306
Okay, let's partner up.
1191
00:55:47,598 --> 00:55:49,267
Everybody gets spooning!
1192
00:55:49,559 --> 00:55:50,226
Yes!
1193
00:55:50,518 --> 00:55:51,561
(fingers snapping)
1194
00:55:51,853 --> 00:55:52,603
Welcome.
1195
00:55:52,895 --> 00:55:53,646
Hi guys.
1196
00:55:54,647 --> 00:55:55,648
- [Dylan] Hi.
1197
00:55:57,859 --> 00:56:00,486
(sensual music)
1198
00:56:04,198 --> 00:56:04,907
- Well?
1199
00:56:06,617 --> 00:56:10,288
- Cher, there's something
I need to show you.
1200
00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:12,623
- Pat?
1201
00:56:12,915 --> 00:56:14,166
- I carry this around with me to remind me
1202
00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,669
of the day that I was attacked.
1203
00:56:16,961 --> 00:56:21,173
Any time I feel sad or weak
I pull it out and I say.
1204
00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:25,386
You hold no power over me.
1205
00:56:25,678 --> 00:56:26,846
I'm not afraid of you.
1206
00:56:27,138 --> 00:56:28,556
I control my fear.
1207
00:56:30,099 --> 00:56:31,100
I control it!
1208
00:56:33,728 --> 00:56:36,022
So that's how I'm so well-adjusted.
1209
00:56:36,314 --> 00:56:37,607
But now Madison saw it and now I think
1210
00:56:37,899 --> 00:56:39,650
that she thinks that I'm the killer.
1211
00:56:39,942 --> 00:56:41,527
- Pat, I understand.
1212
00:56:42,904 --> 00:56:46,198
Now I have something I need to show you.
1213
00:56:48,409 --> 00:56:49,619
My rad titties.
1214
00:56:53,456 --> 00:56:55,041
Don't look away, Pat.
1215
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:58,044
Gaze upon my hot ass knockers.
1216
00:56:58,336 --> 00:57:01,714
Watch them sway up and down, side to side.
1217
00:57:04,133 --> 00:57:06,594
Yes, I know you want them.
1218
00:57:06,886 --> 00:57:07,970
And I want you.
1219
00:57:09,847 --> 00:57:10,806
- [Pat] Okay.
1220
00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:13,601
(sensual music)
1221
00:57:23,277 --> 00:57:28,032
♪ That ol' cat has got
you tight, oh yeah ♪
1222
00:57:28,324 --> 00:57:30,451
♪ You pretend that she's your love ♪
1223
00:57:30,743 --> 00:57:32,328
♪ While smashing her between the thighs ♪
1224
00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:35,498
- Pat, it's time to face your fears.
1225
00:57:38,292 --> 00:57:41,212
♪ I had a thought I was your sex toy ♪
1226
00:57:41,504 --> 00:57:45,424
♪ Fuck, I want you to sex me ♪
1227
00:57:45,758 --> 00:57:48,260
♪ I'll ride you 'til the cops are called ♪
1228
00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:51,681
♪ You'll feel wet inside of these walls ♪
1229
00:57:51,973 --> 00:57:53,224
♪ I'll be anything ♪
1230
00:57:53,516 --> 00:57:55,768
♪ Tonight I'll be Madonna ♪
1231
00:57:56,060 --> 00:57:58,145
♪ I'll act like you're my first time ♪
1232
00:57:58,437 --> 00:58:03,192
♪ Then like a virgin
I will make you mine ♪
1233
00:58:04,235 --> 00:58:05,653
- Don't be scared.
1234
00:58:08,739 --> 00:58:13,452
♪ This old dog just hates
to see you cry all day ♪
1235
00:58:13,744 --> 00:58:15,830
♪ Come inside my empty room ♪
1236
00:58:16,122 --> 00:58:18,457
♪ Where story time has just begun ♪
1237
00:58:18,749 --> 00:58:21,002
♪ You and I create the fun ♪
1238
00:58:21,293 --> 00:58:24,255
- Wait, are you sure
that you consent to this?
1239
00:58:24,547 --> 00:58:25,548
- Yeah bitch!
1240
00:58:27,049 --> 00:58:30,678
♪ Fuck, I want you to sex me ♪
1241
00:58:31,804 --> 00:58:33,264
- And that's the book I want to write.
1242
00:58:33,556 --> 00:58:36,183
- [Dylan] Wow, you are so fascinating.
1243
00:58:36,475 --> 00:58:40,479
Don't ever let any man
tell you that you aren't.
1244
00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:42,023
- Is that your penis?
1245
00:58:42,314 --> 00:58:43,107
- [Dylan] Yes.
1246
00:58:43,399 --> 00:58:45,026
You are so observant.
1247
00:58:46,777 --> 00:58:49,780
Sorry I didn't ask if it was
okay to pull my dick out.
1248
00:58:50,072 --> 00:58:51,407
I didn't want to make you do
1249
00:58:51,699 --> 00:58:53,868
the emotional labor of telling me no.
1250
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,662
But don't worry, I'm
not going to try to do
1251
00:58:56,996 --> 00:59:00,958
"just the tip" or anything
that men would try to do.
1252
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:04,003
Honestly, until we have a woman president,
1253
00:59:04,295 --> 00:59:07,715
I don't think men should be
allowed to penetrate vaginas.
1254
00:59:08,007 --> 00:59:11,093
(Cher moans and laughs)
1255
00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:13,137
- Oh Pat!
1256
00:59:13,429 --> 00:59:14,096
Yes Pat!
1257
00:59:14,388 --> 00:59:15,347
Oh god yes!
1258
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:16,682
Give it to me!
1259
00:59:20,770 --> 00:59:22,063
- Did you get it?
1260
00:59:22,354 --> 00:59:23,439
Did I do okay?
1261
00:59:28,694 --> 00:59:31,322
(dramatic music)
1262
00:59:36,243 --> 00:59:37,912
- You were wonderful.
1263
00:59:39,705 --> 00:59:41,707
Now it's your turn.
1264
00:59:41,999 --> 00:59:42,792
- Oh.
1265
00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:48,089
Seeing you happy, that makes my heart cum.
1266
00:59:49,131 --> 00:59:50,674
That's good enough for me.
1267
00:59:50,966 --> 00:59:51,926
- No Pat.
1268
00:59:52,218 --> 00:59:53,552
You deserve this.
1269
00:59:56,931 --> 00:59:59,517
- It's just that since
I had my penis severed,
1270
00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:04,105
it might be jarring when I
take these boxer shorts off.
1271
01:00:04,396 --> 01:00:05,147
- Oh Pat.
1272
01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:07,274
I love you.
1273
01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:10,694
I love all of you no matter what.
1274
01:00:10,986 --> 01:00:11,779
- Okay.
1275
01:00:15,533 --> 01:00:18,077
(ominous sting)
1276
01:00:21,163 --> 01:00:22,706
- You're beautiful.
1277
01:00:30,965 --> 01:00:33,175
How do I do this exactly?
1278
01:00:33,467 --> 01:00:34,844
- Am I a nice guy?
1279
01:00:37,596 --> 01:00:38,556
- [Cher] What?
1280
01:00:38,848 --> 01:00:40,683
- Like, am I a nice guy?
1281
01:00:41,684 --> 01:00:45,437
- Yeah Pat, you're the
nicest guy I've ever met.
1282
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:46,814
- Tell me how nice I am.
1283
01:00:47,106 --> 01:00:47,857
- You're so nice.
1284
01:00:48,149 --> 01:00:48,732
- Yeah?
1285
01:00:49,024 --> 01:00:49,608
- Really nice.
1286
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,443
You're really nice, Pat.
1287
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,279
- Keep talking like that.
1288
01:00:53,571 --> 01:00:54,905
- You're my nice guy.
1289
01:00:55,197 --> 01:00:56,031
Pat is.
1290
01:00:56,323 --> 01:00:57,408
- You love it when I'm nice to you huh?
1291
01:00:57,700 --> 01:00:59,243
- I love it when you're nice to me.
1292
01:00:59,535 --> 01:01:01,162
- Yeah, you fucking needed that niceness.
1293
01:01:01,495 --> 01:01:03,414
- I need that niceness all over me.
1294
01:01:03,706 --> 01:01:05,166
- Oh yeah, you need that respect?
1295
01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:06,250
- [Cher] I need that respect.
1296
01:01:06,542 --> 01:01:08,502
- Have you ever been respected
by a guy like me before?
1297
01:01:08,794 --> 01:01:10,337
- [Cher] No, never.
1298
01:01:10,629 --> 01:01:11,797
You're my first.
1299
01:01:12,089 --> 01:01:13,674
You're my first nice guy.
1300
01:01:13,966 --> 01:01:14,884
- Yeah.
1301
01:01:15,176 --> 01:01:16,135
- [Cher] You're so nice.
1302
01:01:16,427 --> 01:01:17,094
- Tell me how nice I am!
1303
01:01:17,386 --> 01:01:17,887
- Really nice.
1304
01:01:18,179 --> 01:01:18,721
- Tell me how nice!
1305
01:01:19,013 --> 01:01:19,555
- You're super nice!
1306
01:01:19,889 --> 01:01:20,431
- Tell me again.
1307
01:01:20,723 --> 01:01:21,432
Tell me I'm nice!
1308
01:01:21,724 --> 01:01:24,435
(Pat moans loudly)
1309
01:01:44,079 --> 01:01:44,663
Oh my god.
1310
01:01:44,955 --> 01:01:45,539
- Yeah.
1311
01:01:45,831 --> 01:01:46,498
- That was incredible.
1312
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:48,292
- You're good, yeah.
1313
01:01:49,919 --> 01:01:51,462
Let me go get you a towel.
1314
01:01:51,754 --> 01:01:53,005
- Okay.
1315
01:01:53,297 --> 01:01:56,508
I'm a little worried, we
didn't use protection though.
1316
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,177
Whatever you decide.
1317
01:01:58,469 --> 01:02:00,137
Keep it, abort it.
1318
01:02:00,429 --> 01:02:02,223
Your body, your choice.
1319
01:02:03,682 --> 01:02:05,893
(Pat screams)
1320
01:02:06,185 --> 01:02:07,978
(Cher screams)
1321
01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:09,438
- My testicles!
1322
01:02:13,859 --> 01:02:15,527
(Pat screams)
1323
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:16,737
- No Pat, no!
1324
01:02:20,324 --> 01:02:21,075
Pat!
1325
01:02:21,367 --> 01:02:22,117
No!
1326
01:02:23,953 --> 01:02:24,787
Not my Pat!
1327
01:02:27,081 --> 01:02:28,707
- [Dylan] I'm just going to place my penis
1328
01:02:28,999 --> 01:02:30,459
between your butt cheeks.
1329
01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:32,169
Just kind of hotdogging it.
1330
01:02:32,461 --> 01:02:33,504
(distant stabbing)
1331
01:02:33,796 --> 01:02:34,505
- What was that?
1332
01:02:34,797 --> 01:02:35,547
- [Dylan] Hey hey hey.
1333
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:36,507
Don't be rude.
1334
01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:39,510
I'm trying to hear all
about your hopes and dreams.
1335
01:02:39,802 --> 01:02:41,637
You want to make vintage clothes
1336
01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:44,056
or write a book or something?
1337
01:02:44,348 --> 01:02:45,849
- I wanna write a book
about vintage clothes.
1338
01:02:46,141 --> 01:02:48,560
- [Dylan] That's so amazing and brilliant.
1339
01:02:48,852 --> 01:02:52,481
(moans) I fully support you.
1340
01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:58,237
(suspense music)
1341
01:03:01,115 --> 01:03:03,826
(killer screams)
1342
01:03:15,004 --> 01:03:17,506
(Cher screams)
1343
01:03:31,103 --> 01:03:33,105
- [Killer] What the fuck?
1344
01:03:34,481 --> 01:03:36,567
- [Dylan] You are a queen.
1345
01:03:37,609 --> 01:03:38,610
A true queen.
1346
01:03:43,866 --> 01:03:47,619
Could you do me a favor
and not mention to anyone
1347
01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:51,081
that I shot a load down your ass crack?
1348
01:03:55,836 --> 01:03:58,339
What if I promise to do better?
1349
01:04:02,468 --> 01:04:05,012
(ominous music)
1350
01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:08,474
- Thank you.
1351
01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:16,398
(Cher screams)
1352
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,459
(eerie music)
1353
01:04:45,677 --> 01:04:47,012
- Oh my God, Kim.
1354
01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:50,557
I think.
1355
01:04:50,849 --> 01:04:52,184
I think Pat might be a murderer.
1356
01:04:52,476 --> 01:04:53,894
I found a mask in his bag and it is
1357
01:04:54,186 --> 01:04:55,687
the exact same type that the killer wore
1358
01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:56,855
and I think that might be why people
1359
01:04:57,147 --> 01:04:58,399
have been disappearing from group.
1360
01:04:58,690 --> 01:05:01,276
And I am just really, really scared.
1361
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:02,236
Should I go to the police?
1362
01:05:02,528 --> 01:05:03,028
I don't know.
1363
01:05:03,362 --> 01:05:03,987
Kim, what do you think?
1364
01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:04,988
Kim?
1365
01:05:06,031 --> 01:05:06,615
Kim!
1366
01:05:06,907 --> 01:05:08,117
Kim, no stop!
1367
01:05:08,409 --> 01:05:09,201
Kim please!
1368
01:05:10,786 --> 01:05:13,705
Pat, why are you doing this?
1369
01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:15,165
- Oh what the shit.
1370
01:05:15,457 --> 01:05:17,709
Guys, I gotta get ready to
work a night shift, okay?
1371
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,670
While apparently none of you have jobs.
1372
01:05:19,962 --> 01:05:21,713
(suspense music)
1373
01:05:22,047 --> 01:05:25,217
(angry roommate choking)
1374
01:05:44,153 --> 01:05:47,573
(Madison breathing heavy)
1375
01:05:50,576 --> 01:05:53,203
(dramatic sting)
1376
01:05:53,495 --> 01:05:55,914
(Madison gasps)
1377
01:06:31,575 --> 01:06:34,495
(music intensifies)
1378
01:06:38,707 --> 01:06:41,126
(synth music)
1379
01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:45,005
(killer chuckling)
1380
01:07:05,901 --> 01:07:09,029
(cartoonish laughing)
1381
01:07:41,979 --> 01:07:44,565
(loud whacking)
1382
01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:49,528
(second killer groaning)
1383
01:08:07,254 --> 01:08:10,173
(music intensifies)
1384
01:08:29,568 --> 01:08:31,320
(violent stabbing)
1385
01:08:31,612 --> 01:08:35,657
(third killer gurgles and whimpers)
1386
01:08:39,286 --> 01:08:41,747
(eerie music)
1387
01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:55,427
(loud ringing)
1388
01:09:10,901 --> 01:09:11,735
- Everyone.
1389
01:09:12,986 --> 01:09:15,781
Let's give Madison a warm welcome.
1390
01:09:17,074 --> 01:09:19,326
- [Killer Group] Hi Madison!
1391
01:09:20,911 --> 01:09:23,497
(heart beating)
1392
01:09:25,666 --> 01:09:28,502
- We're so happy you could be here.
1393
01:09:32,297 --> 01:09:33,799
- What's happening?
1394
01:09:38,095 --> 01:09:38,887
Ben?
1395
01:09:40,347 --> 01:09:41,098
Why?
1396
01:09:45,644 --> 01:09:46,853
- My son Jared.
1397
01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:50,691
He was such a good kid.
1398
01:09:50,982 --> 01:09:53,985
He was paying his way
through community college.
1399
01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:55,404
Working nights.
1400
01:09:57,072 --> 01:09:58,448
Delivering pizza.
1401
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:03,036
And then one night he went on a delivery.
1402
01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:07,165
And he never came back.
1403
01:10:10,001 --> 01:10:12,212
And he wasn't the only one.
1404
01:10:13,171 --> 01:10:14,172
- My brother.
1405
01:10:15,590 --> 01:10:16,591
- My stepson.
1406
01:10:17,592 --> 01:10:18,510
- My fiance.
1407
01:10:19,469 --> 01:10:21,054
- My best friend.
1408
01:10:21,346 --> 01:10:24,224
- The father of two of my children.
1409
01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:26,810
- My bunkmate from boot camp!
1410
01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:31,982
- The news reports went on
and on about the tragedy.
1411
01:10:33,066 --> 01:10:37,529
That was the deaths of those
poor little rich girls.
1412
01:10:37,821 --> 01:10:40,949
But when it came to the
people that we cared about?
1413
01:10:41,241 --> 01:10:42,325
That we loved?
1414
01:10:44,035 --> 01:10:47,289
Well they turn their deaths into a joke.
1415
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:53,170
I literally heard police
officers saying things like.
1416
01:10:53,462 --> 01:10:56,423
"Hey, how many delivery boys does it take
1417
01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:59,843
"to deliver a pizza to a murder house?
1418
01:11:00,135 --> 01:11:02,345
"How many, I don't know!
1419
01:11:02,637 --> 01:11:05,098
"Apparently it's more than 20!"
1420
01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:10,228
Hurtful, hurtful things.
1421
01:11:12,606 --> 01:11:14,983
- I do think a lot of it is
in the delivery of the joke.
1422
01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:15,859
If it's-
1423
01:11:16,151 --> 01:11:16,902
- Shut up!
1424
01:11:19,154 --> 01:11:22,491
There's some things you don't joke about!
1425
01:11:25,202 --> 01:11:27,496
I joined that therapy group.
1426
01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:29,372
To kill Pat.
1427
01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,376
So imagine my surprise.
1428
01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:37,631
When he led us to you.
1429
01:11:40,717 --> 01:11:44,221
So if we can't get back
at Papa Santangeli?
1430
01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:47,098
Murdering you.
1431
01:11:48,517 --> 01:11:50,727
Well that's the next best thing.
1432
01:11:51,019 --> 01:11:52,979
- Okay, but then why did you kill
1433
01:11:53,271 --> 01:11:54,147
all the other people from the group?
1434
01:11:54,439 --> 01:11:55,023
They were innocent.
1435
01:11:55,315 --> 01:11:55,982
They didn't do anything.
1436
01:11:56,274 --> 01:11:56,817
- Why?
1437
01:11:57,108 --> 01:11:58,735
Because I am tired of listening
1438
01:11:59,027 --> 01:12:01,530
to 20-something narcissists go on and on
1439
01:12:01,822 --> 01:12:04,032
about the trials and tribulations
1440
01:12:04,324 --> 01:12:07,285
of trying to make it in the big city!
1441
01:12:08,787 --> 01:12:12,582
You're not the protagonist
of this story, Madison.
1442
01:12:12,874 --> 01:12:13,583
We are.
1443
01:12:18,296 --> 01:12:19,756
And you know what?
1444
01:12:20,048 --> 01:12:23,260
For once, it's the stories
of the working class
1445
01:12:23,552 --> 01:12:25,387
that are gonna be told.
1446
01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:29,808
- Our dad died a few years ago.
1447
01:12:30,100 --> 01:12:33,395
He had to work three jobs
to help mom pay the bills.
1448
01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:37,274
It was just a temporary gig
while he learned to code.
1449
01:12:37,566 --> 01:12:39,150
- He was delivering pizzas to help us
1450
01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,070
save up for an above ground pool.
1451
01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:44,781
- We were gonna open up a vape shop.
1452
01:12:45,073 --> 01:12:47,117
- With him dead, and my other ex
1453
01:12:47,409 --> 01:12:49,953
getting sent to prison for check fraud,
1454
01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:54,749
nearly 60% of my kids are
being raised fatherless!
1455
01:12:55,876 --> 01:12:58,253
- We got matching tattoos
back in the Corps.
1456
01:12:58,545 --> 01:13:00,463
When we'd put our shoulders together,
1457
01:13:00,755 --> 01:13:02,757
it would read "semper fidelis".
1458
01:13:03,049 --> 01:13:06,928
Without him, I just got
a tattoo that reads per.
1459
01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:09,180
And delis.
1460
01:13:12,225 --> 01:13:15,228
Health insurance doesn't
cover laser tattoo surgery.
1461
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:18,690
(tattooed killer crying)
1462
01:13:21,818 --> 01:13:24,362
(somber music)
1463
01:13:24,654 --> 01:13:27,282
I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
1464
01:13:29,659 --> 01:13:30,577
It's so sad.
1465
01:13:34,831 --> 01:13:35,957
Thank you.
1466
01:13:36,249 --> 01:13:37,042
Thank you.
1467
01:13:44,758 --> 01:13:45,467
- Madison.
1468
01:13:46,384 --> 01:13:50,221
It's time for you to meet
your friends in Hell.
1469
01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:56,811
Where's my claw?
1470
01:13:58,146 --> 01:13:58,897
Guys.
1471
01:14:00,023 --> 01:14:01,483
Come on, is no one paying
attention to my claw?
1472
01:14:01,775 --> 01:14:02,359
(dramatic sting)
1473
01:14:02,651 --> 01:14:03,652
Oh, thank you.
1474
01:14:06,571 --> 01:14:08,573
- Punch them in the dick.
1475
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,119
(killers screaming)
1476
01:14:26,466 --> 01:14:27,634
(chainsaw stalling)
1477
01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:28,551
- Start!
1478
01:14:28,843 --> 01:14:30,011
- [Male Killer] Holy shit.
1479
01:14:30,303 --> 01:14:31,262
- [Female Killer] My twat.
1480
01:14:31,554 --> 01:14:32,263
- Start!
1481
01:14:34,182 --> 01:14:34,849
No.
1482
01:14:35,141 --> 01:14:35,809
Come on.
1483
01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:40,397
(Madison screams)
1484
01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:44,109
- Per.
1485
01:14:44,401 --> 01:14:45,110
Delis.
1486
01:14:51,116 --> 01:14:53,785
(suspense music)
1487
01:15:09,342 --> 01:15:12,137
(Madison screams)
1488
01:15:31,531 --> 01:15:34,367
(Madison grunting)
1489
01:15:54,554 --> 01:15:57,390
(chainsaw revving)
1490
01:15:58,850 --> 01:16:01,603
(Madison screams)
1491
01:17:09,838 --> 01:17:12,215
(Ben groans)
1492
01:17:27,021 --> 01:17:29,149
- The people will rise up.
1493
01:17:31,609 --> 01:17:34,154
Our voices will be heard.
1494
01:17:34,445 --> 01:17:35,947
- I'm so sorry.
1495
01:17:36,239 --> 01:17:40,326
But nobody wants to see
stories about poor people.
1496
01:17:41,870 --> 01:17:44,581
(dramatic sting)
1497
01:17:46,374 --> 01:17:48,126
- [Crew Member] Speed!
1498
01:17:52,172 --> 01:17:53,131
- [Director] All right, ready?
1499
01:17:53,423 --> 01:17:54,257
And action.
1500
01:17:54,549 --> 01:17:55,675
- Anyway, I think it's something
1501
01:17:55,967 --> 01:17:58,928
that we all need right now, so.
1502
01:17:59,220 --> 01:18:02,015
♪ I am fierce ♪
1503
01:18:02,348 --> 01:18:05,018
♪ And I am black ♪
1504
01:18:07,937 --> 01:18:10,440
- [Crew Member] Pat,
turn and look at Madonna.
1505
01:18:10,732 --> 01:18:12,025
(group laughs)
1506
01:18:12,317 --> 01:18:15,987
♪ I am fierce and I am black ♪
1507
01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:22,452
- Drip it, drip drip.
1508
01:18:24,913 --> 01:18:29,834
♪ I am fierce and I am black ♪
1509
01:18:31,544 --> 01:18:35,632
♪ Said I am fierce and I am black ♪
1510
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,887
- [Director] She's seducing ya.
1511
01:18:41,179 --> 01:18:43,306
All right, everybody ready?
1512
01:18:45,266 --> 01:18:46,017
And cut.
1513
01:18:46,309 --> 01:18:47,685
(group laughs)
1514
01:18:47,977 --> 01:18:50,605
♪ I'm black, bitch ♪
1515
01:18:50,897 --> 01:18:51,814
♪ Bitch ♪
1516
01:18:52,106 --> 01:18:53,650
♪ Bitch ♪
1517
01:18:53,942 --> 01:18:54,609
- Oh, so we're doing it?
1518
01:18:54,901 --> 01:18:55,485
- [Director] Yeah.
1519
01:18:55,777 --> 01:18:56,653
- Oh.
1520
01:18:56,945 --> 01:18:59,072
And don't forget the twat.
1521
01:18:59,405 --> 01:19:00,156
Wait, no.
1522
01:19:01,824 --> 01:19:06,746
♪ 'Cause I am fierce and I am black ♪
1523
01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:13,503
♪ Yeah I am fierce and I am black ♪
1524
01:19:16,506 --> 01:19:21,427
♪ I am fierce and I am black ♪
1525
01:19:23,721 --> 01:19:25,181
♪ I whip my braids ♪
1526
01:19:25,473 --> 01:19:26,975
♪ I flaunt it, flaunt it ♪
1527
01:19:27,267 --> 01:19:28,726
♪ I'm taking names ♪
1528
01:19:29,018 --> 01:19:30,687
♪ Like I own it, own it ♪
1529
01:19:31,020 --> 01:19:32,480
♪ I'll toss them back ♪
1530
01:19:32,772 --> 01:19:34,274
♪ Like a Donna, Donna ♪
1531
01:19:34,607 --> 01:19:35,984
♪ I'll make them wet ♪
1532
01:19:36,276 --> 01:19:37,986
♪ Like a sauna ♪
1533
01:19:38,278 --> 01:19:39,821
♪ Don't cry for me ♪
1534
01:19:40,113 --> 01:19:41,948
♪ I'm your mama, mama ♪
1535
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,702
♪ Any man ain't gonna tell me ♪
1536
01:19:45,994 --> 01:19:49,205
♪ Listen up girls, are you with me ♪
1537
01:19:49,497 --> 01:19:52,875
♪ It's time to take care of number one ♪
1538
01:19:53,209 --> 01:19:56,921
♪ You better check yourself
before you leave this house ♪
1539
01:19:57,213 --> 01:20:00,550
♪ 'Cause we're going out ♪
1540
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,596
(jug blowing solo)
1541
01:20:13,021 --> 01:20:15,565
(Pat gasps)
1542
01:20:15,940 --> 01:20:16,691
- I!
1543
01:20:17,900 --> 01:20:18,651
Still!
1544
01:20:19,694 --> 01:20:20,445
Live!
1545
01:20:21,612 --> 01:20:23,031
(Pat laughs maniacally)
1546
01:20:23,823 --> 01:20:26,200
(rock music)
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