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joe!

victory...

what do you mean you're not
a halloween person?

i love halloween.

one of the best nights
of the year.

oh, come on.

it's just an excuse for women
to dress up like sluts,

and for men to wear makeup

without their masculinity
questioned.

and there goes my
jack sparrow idea.

i think that halloween
gives people license

to not act like themselves.

it just irritates me.

so what do you do,

just erase october 31st
off the calendar?

no, i ignore it.

and i focus on the holidays

that i enjoy,
like christmas.

do you ski?

i snowboard.

have you ever been
to aspen?

no.

i would love to take you
to this resort

that my travel editor
has raved about.

it's this hotel in the side
of the mountain.

ski in, ski out.
four-star restaurant.

sounds great.

but a little pricey
for me.

i guess i could pick up
a catering shift.

well, don't worry
about it.

okay?

shane.

shane.

shane, honey?

hi, honey.
where's your dad?

he left for
his business trip.

already, without
saying good-bye?

oh, yeah, he said
to say good-bye.

too close.

honey,
these are beautiful.

so taylor and his buddy,

they don't want to be
firemen anymore.

they want to be pirates.

you volunteered
to sew costumes?

please, come on.

what takes you 15 minutes
will take me 15 years.

taylor will have to wear it
to his prom.

please.

what did you do
before me?

i had a wife.
he made the costumes.

where you going?

you don't need to do it
right now.
honey...

maya.

you outsource to me,
i outsource to maya.

hi. i have a very
special assignment for you.

how long is shane
in vancouver?

two days.

but he really had to go.
it's a big, big movie.

get to the part
you're upset about.

i'm not upset.

you're smoking
your straw.

he left without
kissing me good-bye,

and it's making me crazy.

who am i?

when did i become
the needy housewife?

wanting your husband
to kiss you good-bye

doesn't make you needy.

okay, it makes you
a little needy.

well, i can't stand myself
like this.

why would i expect him to?
stop it.

shane probably just
wanted you to catch up

on all the sleep that he got
when you were the one

bringing home the bacon.

what does it matter
who brings home the bacon?
i agree.

as long as there's
enough bacon for everyone,

it shouldn't matter.

why are you yelling at me?

because kirby won't let me
pay for a vacation.

do you ever let him pay
for anything?

wendy, he is struggling
to just get by. i mean--

i know, believe me.
i get it, okay?

just let him pay for
a few little things

every now and then.

it'll go a long way.
(victory)
okay.

maya's on it.
thank you.

i'm too tired
and sleep deprived

to be near
a fast-moving needle.

you guys, i had a nightmare
about joe.

okay, he was mountain climbing
in a blizzard.

and then he fell,
and he broke his neck.

what does that mean?

all right,
i'm no freud,

but joe bennett
on a mountain?

how 'bout the mountain
of debt you owe him.

the mountain of work
you have.

the mountain of pressure
that you're under...

okay.
get off my mountain.

sounds like a sex dream
to me.
ugh.

i would know if i had
a sex dream.

it wouldn't involve a person
with icicles

and a missing nose.
eww.

should i call him?

of course you should.
of course not.

she is allowed to still
care about him.

don't call him.

you need to go out.
you love halloween.

go out.
have a fun night.

she's right.

i shouldn't call him.

[phone ringing]
(joe)
hello?

why are you panting?

why are you calling me?

are you okay?

[straining]
this is not a good time.

(woman)
yeah, yeah,
put your right hand there.

who's that?

(woman)
no, don't--
don't go down there yet.

uh, yeah, picking up the phone
while you're having sex?

that is not a good sign.

i am not having sex.

i am training for a climb.

you're--you're...what?

wh-where? why?
why are you climbing?

because you can't get
to the top of the matterhorn

any other way.

can i call you
when i get to geneva?

i'll be there tomorrow night.

* read my lips *

* be all that you can be *

* make a difference *

* give your dreams to me *

* no time for sleeping *

* there's too much to do *

* don't you forget that *

* we do what we want to do *

* let's get nuts *

* let's make some money *

* ooh, ooh *

* take your shirt off honey *

* let's freak out *

* ooh, ooh *

* work the summertime *

* read my lips *

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oh!
good form, taylor.

next time you'll connect
with the ball.

is it too late
to push him towards chess?

watch it, that's my kid's
best friend

you're talking about.

nice pass, finn.
way to hustle!

show off.

so how are the costumes
coming?

i actually had to put them

in the hands of some
professionals.

oh, wendy...

after all that smack
you were talking

about your sewing skills,
it wasn't smack.

i figured they'd
be done by now.

you kidding? done?

please, it took me
45 minutes

just to download
the quick and easy pattern.

shoulda called me
to help.

you would have
made fun of me.

mercilessly.

but then i would have helped.

well, if it's any
consolation,

they're being made
by a top designer.

i'd be happy if the label
just said "fire resistant."

(dennis)
so, uh,

i was thinking we'd
come over to your placearound 6:00?

sounds great.

oh, is kate coming?

well, then, i guess that makes
us both halloween widows.

or would the plural be
"wid-i"?

or "wid-we"?

don't bail on me,
all right?

i'm not.
[cell phone rings]

i gotta take this.
we keep missing each other.

sal, hey. finally.

are we still on for lunch
next week?

what are you doing tomorrow?

i am so ready.

this place just isn't
the same without you.

griffin wants to be cc'd
when i pee.

look, i'll fill you in
tomorrow.

how's tribeca grill at 1:00?

all right.
i miss you.

i just cant talk right now.

i'm running into this thing
with griffin.
go. go, all right?

i'll see you tomorrow.

ah, somebody's got
good news.

yeah, it was
my friend sal.

we've been talking about
starting

our own production company.

the timing's just
never been right.

from the look
of the great smile

i'd say the timing's
pretty right.

wrong way, taylor!

he's got other skills.

ask him to recite
the state capitals.

it's pretty impressive.
mm-hmm.

you busy?

always.
how can i help you?

you ever hear of this
little sports magazine?

hang time?

yeah, it's owned
by lou peterman.

quarterbacks
with too much money.

great ad revenue.

7% growth over the last year.

you know it just
went on the market?

you making a play?
yep.

thought you could
help me out.

how's that?

well, as the editor of
our most successful magazine,

you can sell peterman
on what it's like

to work for matrick-verner.

should i talk about
the instability

since you fired
wendy healy?

look, you're in no way
obligated to help.

this clearly falls outside
of your job description.

then again,

your job description
could always evolve.

into?

who knows?

maybe you'll oversee a few
of our publications.

when's the meeting?

you willing to work
halloween?

i hate halloween.

i thought i was
the only one.

take.

i thought we agreed
i'd call you from europe.

i'm kinda busy.

you can't go on this trip.
it's too dangerous.

no, live before caller i.d.,
that was dangerous.

this is a challenge.

gloria, climbing.

actually, could you
give us a minute?

i had a nightmare.
a nightmare.

it was vivid.

you were mountain climbing,

and you slipped and fell
to your death.

i'm sure it's not
the first time.

you've killed me
in a dream.

no, this is creepy.

i didn't even know that
you were going on this trip.

and then i dream that
you slip off a mountain?

that's weird.
and creepy.

admit that it's weird.
it's weird.

and creepy.

i wouldn't say that.

so can you maybe
put this off...

till your 80th birthday?

i might not make it
to my next one.

what's that supposed
to mean?

my father died when he was
just a year older

than i am right now.

you never told me that.

lived a whole life before
i met you, victory.

you wanna hear the rest of it,
become a sherpa.

climbing!

[sighs]
okay, please, race a car
if you have to,

just...don't climb a mountain.

why are you even here
right now?

last time i saw you,
you screamed at me,

"move on" at a bar.

in public.

joe--

does "move on" have
some other meaning to you?

is there some connotation that
i'm not teasing out of it?

i meant move on
romantically.

it doesn't mean that
if something happens to you,

i can't care about you.

i still consider you
a friend.

or at least i'd like to.

pass.

if you'll excuse me...

okay, fine.

yeah. whatever.

if something happens
to you, not on me.

wear sunscreen.

so you're saying that
you don't want to go
to aspen?

no, i want to.

we just might have to stay
at a motel 6 and,

you know, eat leftover
room service.

this is the part
where you laugh.

honey, look, why don't you
let me handle this trip,

and you can get
the next one.

we'll do something fun,
like go camping or...

you...camping?

that's funny?

does that mean
a three-star hotel?

then i--
i got dinner.

okay.

hey.

thanks.

can, uh--

can you take back
the spider roll?

and, uh...

and the baked cod.

and maybe the edamame too.

so that way there's enough
for a tip.

thanks.

i don't think
pirate couture

was what we were
going after, was it?

nah, they're great.

if they're trying out
for cirque du soleil.

finn's not that limber,
though.

how 'bout taylor?
stop talking, please.

take these scissors
and take the buttons off.

i hope you know
first aid.

only what i learned
from e.r.

everything okay?

yeah. yeah.
it's just kate.

she's, uh--

she's going to try
to be home by 11:00.

it's probably
a busy time right now.

banks collapsing.
the market?

it's always busy.

you know,
it's about choices.

and lately hers have been
pretty crappy.

i'm sorry,
i shouldn't be talking

about my personal life.

don't worry about it.
listen, i get it.

that used to be me
texting shane.

no matter how many hours
you work in this town

or how much money you make,
it's never enough.

there's just not enough
of anything.

except for maybe guilt.

how'd you guys
figure out the balance?

it's a constant tug-of-war.

he'd say something
about my being gone.

i'd counterattack.
he'd get defensive.

well, at least it was
a dialogue, right?

true.

but now here i am
on the other side,

alone on halloween,

trying not to feel
resentful.

how's that going?

trying not to feel resentful.

hey, talk to her.

i--i did.
i tried.

well, try again.

okay?
it's worth it.

the minute you stop talking,
you become roommates.

all right.

hey, sorry i'm late.

that scumbag
stop you too?

what scumbag?
i just got here.

that freak with three cameras
around his neck at the curb.

what'd he want?

to sneak in here
to take some tacky pictures

of clare mirani
for the tabloids.

she's on the guest list
tonight.

that girl from
america's got talent?

yeah, apparently
her talent is

chugging liters of vodka
and racking up duis.

didn't they force her
into rehab?

i thought she was
on the wagon.

yeah, well, it sort of came
to a rolling stop,

then drove off
without her.

that's the rumor, anyway.

and now whoever gets
a shot of her, you know,

doing a shot...
wins the lottery.

gag me.

how much would he make?

who knows.
3,000, 4,000.

why, you wanna
change careers?

right, yeah, no.
i understand.

okay.

all right, just get it done.
all right?

gotta go.

(wendy)
oh, hey!
hey!

i missed you. mwah.
i missed you too.

uh-oh.
don't tell me--

griffin's green-lit
his life story:

the devil wears gucci.

he, um...

he called me into his office
for a chat.

sal, don't worry about it.
this is a good thing, okay?

i am ready.

i've already called
my lawyer.

think about it, sal.

oh, we'll finally get
to be able to do

the kind of movies
that we've always talked about.

no, wendy...

he offered me your job.

wow, well...

that's great.
no, it's not great.

it's awkward.
it stinks.

it's--
no.

it's fantastic.

yeah, it is an amazing
opportunity for you.

you deserve it.

wendy, i can't take
your job.

it's no longer my job.

it might not be
the worst thing in the world.

i'll bring you projects.

we'll still be able
to work together.

i can't--i don't--

don't. don't.
stop. stop. okay?

listen, this is
the kind of offer

that comes once
in a lifetime.

trust me,
you gotta take it.

it's okay.

sal, it's all good.

i am happy for you.

yeah?
thrilled.

this is great news.

honestly.

come on,
i'm over the moon.

moon here.
me, way up here.

are you sure?

absolutely.

[cell phone buzzing]
ah...sorry.

that's okay.
don't worry about it.

i gotta go to
the ladies' room anyway, okay?

order me
the chicken caesar.

okay. hey.

ms. ford, seriously,

i think this set design
is inspired.

oh, my god, i can't believe
i let dahlia

talk me into
this whole egg thing.

i thought your theme
was rebirth.

this does not say
"rebirth."

this says "happy easter!"

ms. ford, you're second-guessing
all your decisions.

you need to trust
your instincts.

this is--they're good.

i pay you to say that.

have you shown the plans
to your friends?

they wouldn't
tell me the truth

because they love me
too much.

it's like--it's like trying
to ask my parents.

they're predisposed
to not be critical.

we have very
different parents.

you know who was always
telling me the truth?

joe, but i'm not gonna ask him.
you wanna know why?

because he's falling off
an alp?

no, because
we're not friends!

which is fine by me.

okay, so what if
we bedazzled it?

you know, we can make it
like faberge.

or i could make it silver,

and then we could
call it an orb

and not an egg.

ms. ford, drop the pencil
and step away from the work.

i'm going to that
halloween party.

i'm going to have to insist
that you come with me

for your own good.

do you have a costume
for me?

we'll get you one.

(nico)
how high are we willing to go
for peterman's magazine?

(griffin)
eight million.

(nico)
well, anything under ten's
a bargain.

(griffin)
let's not lead with that.

(nico)
you think?

can you believe this place?

start wrestling and you can
have a house like this.

you must be bell.

lou peterman.
good to meet you.

griffin bell.
it's a pleasure.

this is--
a hot-lookin' date.
what are you dressed as?

editor in chief
of bonfire magazine.

you give those jobs
to women?

yeah, when we keep
our crying

and our baking and
having babies in check.

[chuckles]
this is nico reilly.

and i'm not his date.

oh...
and my eyes are up here.

you got a nice set
of those too.

i'm inhaling feathers.

you want--
you want to trade?

oh, well, we could.

but then i think you'd have
to borrow my stockings too.

[chuckles]
wouldn't be the first time.

i'm joking, kind of.
not really.

yeah, i am. hmm.

roy, this was a good idea.
this is good.

this is exactly
what i needed, you know.

it's distraction.

i'm not thinking
about work,

or at the store or--

joe bennett.

okay, see, why do you have
to go and mention--

i need a drink.
i'm on it.

you've got your
subscription business in place,

but let's blow it out.

you should be on news stands.

let's go after
sports illustrated.

know what the problem is with
sports illustrated, griffin?

they only have girls
in bathing suits once a year.

what the hell's
with that, huh?

in the last four years,

bonfire has shown an increase
every quarter

in our key demographics.
you seem a little uptight.

are all the girls
in your company

as serious as her?

actually, we have a team--

'cause i'm feelin' like
i'm back in the third grade

at our lady
of perpetual guilt.

you know what, lou.

i think you went
to the wrong parrish.

i was in our lady
of perpetual sin.

and you know what
they taught us there?

never let your shot glass
go dry.

any more tequila?

now you're talkin'!

thank you.

he is a piece of work.
yeah.

(nico)
mm, but i don't scare easily.

even on halloween.

well, it's not
worth it, nico.

are you kidding me?

hang time is killing
its competition,

which would mean millions
to matrick-verner.

okay, but i can handle it.

you don't have to stay for this.
take the car.

oh, no, you take the car.

i'm not done with this guy.

kirby!

hey!
hey!

i didn't know you were
gonna be here.
yeah.

so what are you?
uh, magician?

i'm a waiter. thanks.

pumpkini?

sounds gross.
i'll take two.

ugh. eww.
don't look at me.

i'm just here
to get people drunk.

well, good luck.
these taste like candles.

when'd you become
a caterer?

tonight--trying to make
a little extra cash

so i can ski in, ski out.
come on.

oh, kirby, you gotta
let nico pay for aspen.

take it from someone
who dated a guy

whose idea of takeout
involved a private jet.

pick and choose
your battles.

it's different, though.

i mean, you're a woman.

kirby, i have
a news flash for you.

feeling inadequate has
a universal zip code.

i just feel that

she's gonna get tired
of the whole

struggling artist thing
pretty soon.

i really wish
you didn't feel that way,

because i know
that she doesn't.

you have other things
to offer.

yeah, i know.
pumpkini?

(woman)
excuse me?

excuse me.

who's got
the shrimp kebabs?

they're over by
the buffet.

would you like
a pumpkini?

no, thanks.
where's the buffet?

it is around the corner.

i'm so eating carbs tonight.
i don't care.

wow, clare mirani
turning down booze

for the buffet?

i guess rehab
really does work.

[kids in distance]
trick or treat.

so just out
of the clear blue, huh?

partnering with sal
was gonna be my lifeline.

it was gonna get me
back on track.

yeah, but why do you
need sal?

start your own company.

i mean, you seem like
you can do anything

you set your mind to.

here, take this.
take what you want.

otherwise i'll eat
all of it.

what does kate like?
save her some.

she's not much
of a candy person.

i wish i was like her.

no, you don't.

[boy as pirate]
gimme your candy!

no, i'll take yours first!

i took your advice...
about talking to her.

oh, good.

i think we're going
to separate.

what?

oh, god, dennis, no.

that--that's not
what i was--

no, no, it's okay.

you, uh--

you helped clarify
the whole situation.

me?

well, if you can't talk,

you're just roommates,
right?

i was just trying
to help, though.

i--
believe me, you did.

there you are.

we supposed to share that?

oh, no, no.
you can have it.

i'm gonna go dancing.

you met someone already?

right there.

oh...you're gonna
dance with someone

who hasn't taken
their mask off?

what if he doesn't
have eyebrows?

i'm not dancing
with his eyebrows.

(victory)
oh, my god.

happy halloween.

there we go.
what took you so long?

here we go.
down the hatch.

that's good.

so tell me,
how did you go

from crushing
the danish destroyer

to starting hang time?

the whole big toys
for big boys theme?

genius.

it came to me while
i was riding my hog.

i got a bike for
every day of the week.

get out. uhh...

wanna go for a spin?

i'm hardly dressed for it.

so go hardly dressed.

ha ha ha, lou,
you're a riot!

lemme have another one.

you got it.
thank you.

oh, whoa, whoa, yeah!
thank you.

cheers.
cheers.

thanks for asking me
to dance.

i'm alex, by the way.

i'm victory.

you saved me.
from what?

excuse me one second.

joe?

sorry.

joe?

joe?

excuse me.
excuse me.

pardon me.

excuse me.

they're halfway
through the movie,

trying not to fall asleep.

i confiscated
the candy corn.

they were starting to look
a little green.

[chuckles]
thanks.

hey, finish your wine.

ah, it doesn't get better
than this.

this moment right here.
i love this moment.

the end of the day
when everything stops.

mm. enjoy it
while it lasts.

shh.
don't interrupt it.

hey, listen...

i hope i was in no way
responsible

for you and kate.

no, no, no, no.
not at all.

i'm just grateful that
i've got someone like you

to talk to.

well, honestly...

'cause i really wasn't trying
to give you marital advice.

i was just talking
about me and shane

and the way we need
to communicate.

wendy, stop.

this has been
a long time coming.

it had nothing to do
with you.

okay.

mm, this is good.

it has a nice finish.

what is it?

red.
[laughs]

oh, i liked the label.
it had a kangaroo on it.

i had read this article
on australian wines.

this is from long island.

[laughs]
see? there you go.

can't seem to get
anything right today.

i think my heart is actually
still pounding from lunch.

let me see.

i hope you realize i have
no idea what i'm doing here.

just what i picked up
from watching e.r.
e.r.

i don't feel anything.

are you alive?

barely.

maybe i'll get
a better pulse up here.

okay.

oh, yeah,
it's pounding, all right.

i, um...

do you--do you want
something else to drink?

maybe, um, some water.

i've had enough wine.

um, wendy, i'm--
i'm sorry.

(wendy)
forget it, okay?

really, i've got water
and soda and juice.

i take that back.

no juice.

yeah, wendy, listen to me.

i--i--i just--
dennis.

it's okay.

you know, finn's seen
that movie 100 times.

finn, buddy,
time to go.

[victory's voice on machine]
this is victory,
leave a message.

hey, uh, vic, um...
it's wen.

could you just call me
when you get this, okay?

thanks. bye.

what are you doing--

oh, my!
no, no, no.

just leave me alone.

are you okay, miss?

can i get you
some water?

i'm sorry,
i thought you were--

i'm sorry.

well, that was quite a show
you put on back there.

well, it was worth it.

nine million.
not a bad number.

mm.
you don't agree?

we're walking away
from the magazine.

after all that?
because of all that.

this guy is not an asset
to our company.

yes, but his magazine is.

if we decide not
to do business

with all the pigs
in the world--

come on, nico, do you really
want to work with him?

no, but once he's working
for me on my turf,

things will go
very differently.

you're sure about this?
yes, i'm very sure.

and fortunately i've had
a lot of experience

with people like that.

when i first started out,
i interned for a guy.

he used to like to talk
with his hands.

on me.
ooh.

yeah.
i see.

trust me, i been there.

what a guy's
gotten handsy with you?

not exactly.
not exactly that.

i was in l.a. on business.

i'm standing on the curb
wearing my finest armani.

and the ad guy i was
scheduled to have lunch with

walks up to me,

hands me his keys
and a 20 and says,

"take extra good care
of my beemer."

when was that?

last month.
oh...

should have taken his car
and driven off,

but i wanted
to close the deal,

so i didn't.

same reason you didn't
coldcock lou

with this hardass purse
of yours.

yeah, well, it's hard
to get dumbass out of leather.
[cell phone rings]

hey, wendy.
what's up?

(wendy)
hey, uh...

this day has just...

um, what?

is there any way that
you can come over here?

um...i just need
to talk to you.

of course.
of course, yeah.

(nico)
i'll get there
as soon as i can.

thanks, honey.

don't worry about it.
bye-bye.

i mean, it's my fault.

i've gone over and over
the conversations

trying to figure out
what signals i gave him.

you didn't send him a signal,
you treated him like a friend.

and that was your mistake,
trust me.

no, it was naive.

no, it wasn't.

you've had plenty
of male friends--it's worked.

no, i've had
colleagues.

and boundaries
already in place.

what about sal?
sal's different.

maybe that was
my mistake.

i was treating dennis
like he was my new sal.

what happened to
the old sal?

he's the new me.

yeah.

yeah, he's sitting
in my chair at my desk

getting my old job.

when did this happen?

griffin offered it to him
this morning.

did you know about this?

no, of course
she didn't know about it.

griffin's not gonna
tell her.

he knows she's one
of my best friends.

wen, why didn't you come
and tell us right away?

i came home, and dennis was here
with his kid.

and he wanted to listen.

and i have to admit
i needed the attention.

well, you should have
called us.

we wouldn't have kissed you.

unless you wanted us to.

(nico)
well, honey, i thought
i had it bad.

i mean, lou only touched me
inappropriately with his eyes.

will you stop hogging
all the tootsie rolls!

i deserve these.
i need them more than you do.

oh, no, i had a lot
to drink tonight.

yes, but did you
hallucinate?

and blow off
a perfectly nice guy?

fine.

he was a really good dancer,
by the way.

what the hell is wrong
with me?

i didn't hate it.

the kiss, i didn't hate it.
that's the scariest part.

but you didn't act on it.

you didn't do anything wrong.

nico, i owe you
an apology.

i never realized how easy
it would be to go there.

honey, nothing happened
here tonight.

hey, what are you
doing here?

hey, just wanted
to bring you some breakfast.

that is so sweet.

i don't have
a whole lot of time.

i gotta get to wor--
mmm...

this won't take
a lot of time.

light breakfast.

open it.

i got us two plane tickets
to aspen.

you didn't have
to do that.

i can afford it now.

how?

i sold a photograph.

that's great.

thank you.

congratulations.

(man)
good job, buddy.

oh!
how did it go?

i almost made a goal.

oh, that's great.

come on, let's go home.
you can tell me all about it.

no, wait.
finn, come here.

oh, all right.

(finn)
what's up?

hey, dennis,
how are you?
good. good.

look, i wanna apologize
for the other night.

again, i'm sorry.
please.

it never happened.

can we have a play date
tomorrow?

yeah, can we?

sure.
absolutely.

why don't i take you guys
to the movies tomorrow, okay?

all right, we'll give dad here
a day off.

come on.

it was good to see you.

good to see you.

[joe's voice on machine]
this is joe, leave a message.
[beep]

joe bennett,
this is victory ford.

i just want to
clear something up,

because it's been haunting me,

which is why you've been
haunting me.

if you're not already dead,
you should know

that i would happen to make
a very good friend.

you should check
my references, you know.

you would be very,
very lucky.

unless you want to die alone.

in which case,
go ahead, fine,

you know,
fall off a mountain.

i--

i'm gonna have
to call you back.

what are you doing here?

didn't go.

well, you might want to delete
your last voice mail.

what happened?

it sort of lost
its appeal.

well...

i'm not surprised.

i mean...
the matterhorn?!

what were you thinking?

i was just trying
to stop thinking.

lately, since, um--

actually since nico's
husband died--

charles.
charles.

and then my dad dying
at my age, i--

well, what if it was
my last year?

joe, you're not gonna die
this year.

but if it were,

i wanted to accomplish
something tangible.

i'm sorry, i've either
just misheard you,

or we're in a full
existential crisis right now.

come on, you accomplish things
every day.

i know, i know.

no, you donate millions
to charity.

you've built schools
in latin america.

trust me, joe,

people would notice
if you were gone.

i was starting
to get that feeling.

which is why i'm at
a considerably lower elevation

than i had intended
at this point.

so let me ask you something.

shoot.

how do you feel
about eggs?

hate 'em runny.
yeah?

'cause i have these plans
for the show.

do you have a second?

sure.
let's see 'em.

but if eggs are involved,
i'm thinking no.

were you at a hallowee--

never mind.

okay...

rebirth.

(wendy)
hey, babe, it's me.

i'm not gonna leave
a long message.

i just, um...

i just miss you.

and i love you.

so come home soon.