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Yeah. Everything. It's all
good. It's all good. Phyllis.
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Dancing babies.
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Dancing babies. Iloveitlloveit
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Michael: We are making a
commercial for dunder Mifflin today,
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our first ad ever.
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Corporate purchased
some airtime in local markets
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to spread the word
about dunder Mifflin infinity,
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and they are even sending
up a professional ad company
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to help us make it later.
So it's not too shabby.
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Best ad ever?
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(Singing) Give me a
break, give me a break
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break me off a piece of that
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I am totally blanking.
What is the thing?
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Nobody tell him.
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What? No. Why?
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You got it. You're so close.
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(Singing) Break
me off a piece of that
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(snapping fingers)
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Applesauce
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"break me off a piece of that
applesauce." I don't think so.
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(Singing) A piece
of that Chrysler car
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nope.
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(Singing) Football cream
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(grunts) Okay.
It's football cream.
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It's football cream. All
right, so, anybody else?
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I'm taking a computer animation
class, so I can try to do a logo.
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Look at that.
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Even the receptionist is getting in on
the creativity. Very good. Very good.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hey. How you doing?
Michael Scott.
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Hey, Michael. Regional manager.
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Hi, Michael. Nice to meet
you. Excited to talk ideas.
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Us, too, man. You know what,
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I want this to be cutting
edge. I want it to be fast.
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Quick cuts, you know?
Youthful, sort of a
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mtv-on-crack kind of thing.
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That sounds great.
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All right. Good. Well, this is
what we have to work with.
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I would like you to meet
Andrew Bernard, the nard dog.
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Who let the nard dog out?
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(Barking)
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He gives the best
back rubs in the office.
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That's true, I give a mean back
rub. Also do good aromatherapy.
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(Razzes)
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You just got nard-dogged!
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Now, this gentleman right
here is the key to our urban vibe.
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Urban? Igrew up in a small town.
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What about me
seems urban to you?
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Stanley is hilarious.
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Phyllis is like
our Mrs. Butterworth.
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Kind of a less
urban aunt jemima.
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These are our accountants.
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And as you can see, they
are very different sizes.
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What you might
want to do is kind of
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a papa bear, mama
bear, baby bear thing.
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That might be kind of fun.
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Mama bear.
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Michael: Who else?
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I think it's great that the
company's making a commercial,
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because not very many
people have heard of us.
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I mean, when I tell people
that iwork at dunder Mifflin,
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they think that we sell mufflers
or muffins or mittens or...
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And frankly all of those sound
better than paper, so I let it slide.
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You playing that game again?
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Second life is not a game. It is
a multi-user virtual environment.
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It doesn't have
points or scores.
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It doesn't have
winners or losers.
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Oh, it has losers.
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I signed up for second
life about a year ago.
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Back then, my life was so great
that I literally wanted a second one.
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In my second life,
I was also a paper salesman
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and I was also named Dwight.
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Absolutely everything
was the same.
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Except I could fly.
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Little girl in a field
holding a flower.
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We zoom back to find
that she's in the desert
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and the field is an oasis.
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We zoom back further,
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the desert is a sandbox in
the world's largest resort hotel.
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Zoom back further, the hotel
is actually the playground
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of the world's largest prison.
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Okay, but we
zoom back further...
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I can tell that your
time is valuable...
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Actually,
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I don't get paid by the hour
anymore, but thank you.
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I get paid by the year.
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That all sounds really,
really ambitious. So...
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Yeah. I know.
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Why don't we show you what
we did with the nashua branch?
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Mmm...
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Okay.
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(Music playing)
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That's what nashua came up with?
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That sucks. Wow.
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That's what we came up with.
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Well, we can do
better than that.
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Well, the main part of the ad
has to stay the same, actually.
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Yeah, it's the last five seconds
where we have some leeway.
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The waving?
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Well, no, no. You don't have to be
waving. That was just what they did.
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You guys can be clapping
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orsnfing, standing
outside, inside, whatever.
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And this is where you
really get to be creative.
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I need some advice. I've been spending a
lot of time making out with Angela lately.
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We've been necking.
But only necking. Right?
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Not actually kissing our mouths.
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Just neck on neck.
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It's just like rubbing/nuzzling
our necks together.
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It's hot. I'm not gonna lie
to you, but it's a little weird.
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But you seem like
a guy with answers.
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So how do I fast track
this, get to first base?
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We cannot talk about this,
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because someone might hear us.
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We'll use code names.
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Angela can stay the same,
but we'll change Andy to Dwight.
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That's not different enough.
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Dwike?
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You have a call
from Eddie Murphy.
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Hello.
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Michael imita ting Eddie Murphy on
speakerphone: Shrek. Shrek. I'm a donkey.
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I'm a donkey, Shrek.
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(Giggling)
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I'm just kidding.
It's me. Hello, ry.
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What? Okay, calm down.
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I just have a small problem.
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Ryan: I told you not to
call about small problems.
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Yeah. Well, when I
call about big problems,
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you don't like that either,
so make up your mind, kiddo.
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Here is the deal, the ad guys that
you sent are locking me in a creative box
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and sort of ignoring my ideas.
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That's good. They're
creative. You're not.
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I'm creative, Ryan.
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It's not part of your job.
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It's, like, maybe you can cook,
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but that doesn't mean you
should start a restaurant.
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Well, actually I can't cook
and I am starting a restaurant,
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Mike's cereal shack.
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I'm thinking we 7! Have as many
varieties as you can buy in the store.
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Okay. I'm not really
interested in that right now.
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I'm delegating creativity
to creative professionals.
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It's a different skill set.
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Look, lwasnt good
at sales, right? Yeah!
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But I'm good at managing
people who do sales.
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Are you? I don't think you're
doing such a great job here,
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suppressing ideas
and creativity.
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All right, let me ask you this.
Tell me if you think this is creative.
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When I was five,
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I imagined that there was
such a thing as a unicorn.
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And this was before I had
even heard of one or seen one.
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I just drew a picture of a horse
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that could fly over rainbows
and had a huge spike in its head.
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I was five, five years old.
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Couldn't even talk yet.
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Hey, guys. You know what?
We cannot shoot this ad today.
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Okay, when should we come back?
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How about
never-hundred hours, sir?
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Wait, we were
sent here to help...
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I'm not gonna
argue with this guy.
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Let's go.
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Good luck, dude. Hey, thanks.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Da vid: Michael, David Wallace.
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What is this about
dismissing the ad people?
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Yeah. I'm glad you called.
Ryan is being a little bitch again.
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Ryan: I'm on, Michael.
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What's up, my brother?
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Listen, David, I would
like to do this ad in-house.
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I want to use only the creativity
that we have right here in the office,
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and I will send it to
you tomorrow morning.
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Take a look at it. If you do
not think that it's ready to air,
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send the ad agency
back down here
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and we'll do it on my dime.
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Da vid: This is weird.
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I'm willing to stake
my entire reputation on it.
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Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Okay. Okay.
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And thus Michael Scott
sealed his own destiny.
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In a good way.
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Has anyone ever come up to
you and said, "you're not creative"?
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Yes.
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Well, they're wrong.
You are creative.
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You are damn creative,
each and every one of you.
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You are so much more creative
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than all of the other dry, boring
morons that you work with.
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Who are you talking to,
specifically?
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I kind of know what it's
like to be in commercials.
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My nickname in high school
used to be kool-aid man.
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When I was younger I always
wanted to be an actor in commercials,
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then I realized I had a brain.
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I'm excited about doing the ad, but
I'm not really used to doing videos
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with so many people around.
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We have three scenes
to film, big scenes.
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We have a song to write,
so let's get cracking.
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Kelly, I want you to do makeup.
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Oscar, I would like you to
do costume design, obviously.
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Phyllis, I'd like you
to look around town
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and see if we have any
celebrities in our local area.
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(Gasps)
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Sue grafton is at
the steamtown mall.
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She's doing a book
signing right now.
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Okay, okay. Phyllis, this
is what I want you to do.
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I want you to go down to the
mall. I want you to get in line.
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I want you to get her
to be in this commercial.
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This would be a huge
coup, people. All right?
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Do not take no for
an answer. Okay.
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Does anyone actually know
what sue grafton lookshke?
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I mean is she hot, or...
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She's crazy hot.
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Well, then maybe we should just
use Angela and say she's sue grafton.
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Would anyone notice?
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That's not happening.
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I find the mystery
genre disgusting.
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I hate being titillated.
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Bye, everyone.
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Light it up, Phyllis.
Get her, phyl.
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(Singing)
Out of paper, out of stock
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those friendly faces
around the block
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break loose from the chains
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that are causing you pain
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(all singing) Call Michael
and Stanley, Jim, Dwight, creed
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call Andy and Kelly
for your business paper needs
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dunder Mifflin
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all: The people person's
paper people
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dunder Mifflin
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the people person's paper people
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time out. Time out.
Time out. I thought...
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I was under the impression
that this was going to be a rap.
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What's rap?
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Okay, Darryl, wow.
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You need to learn a lot
about your own culture.
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I'll make you a mix.
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Great.
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News flash. I got some juicy
updates on operation fallen angel.
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Remind me to tell you later.
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Hey.
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No talk. I'm animating.
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Why don't we take a quick
10-second break from that
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so I can show you
what's going on here.
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Okay, this is Dwight's second
life. He's on it all the time.
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So much so that his little guy
here has created his own world.
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It's called second second life
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for those people who want to be
removed even further from reality.
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Yeah. Are you serious?
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Oh, my god. He's really in pain.
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Who's that?
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00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,742
Oh, it's just my
avatar guy. Whatever.
247
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,827
He looks a lot like you.
248
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,163
Yeah. How much time
did you spend on that?
249
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,541
Not much. It's just for
tracking Dwight, so...
250
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,670
Right. You're a sports
writer in Philadelphia?
251
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,089
Nice build, too.
252
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,592
You have a guitar
slung on your back.
253
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,761
I did not know
you played guitar.
254
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,767
Why don't we go
backtotheanhnaflon? No, no, no.
255
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,620
I want to see more of Philly
Jim. No, show me how this...
256
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:50,770
I want Philly Jim.
257
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,063
Show me how this works.
258
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,273
Oh, boy.
259
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,657
(Singing) Out of
paper, out of stock
260
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:07,161
those friendly faces
around the block
261
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,289
break loose from the chains
262
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,874
that are causing you pain
263
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,043
call Michael, Stanley,
Jim, Dwight and creed
264
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,296
call Andy and Kelly
for your business paper needs
265
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,673
call dunder Mifflin
266
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(all singing) People
person's paper people
267
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,094
dunder Mifflin
268
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,405
it's the people
person's paper people
269
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,889
stop, stop, stop.
270
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,976
This is not me. This is
not... it's not my music.
271
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,812
You're right. It's
better than you. It's us.
272
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,814
Dunder Mifflin
273
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,000
the people person's paper people
274
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,109
no, no, no. I
hate it! I hate it.
275
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:43,489
I don't hate it. I just don't
like it at all, and it's terrible.
276
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,201
You're on your own, Mike.
277
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,829
Okay, you know what?
Hold on, hold on, Darryl.
278
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,456
You just said you hated it.
279
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,042
You said you hated it.
I said I hate the style.
280
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:57,378
(Singing) Break me off
a piece of that lumber tar
281
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:58,880
snickers bar
282
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:02,467
okay. Wow. Wow.
This looks terrible.
283
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,153
(Singing) Break me off a
piece of that grey poupon
284
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,763
Andy. Andy. This is a
pivotal scene in the ad.
285
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,140
And if we don't get this,
if we don't nail it,
286
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,642
we're gonna lose the
whole triumph of the moment.
287
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:16,564
The triumph of the will. Now,
god, what? What, Phyllis?
288
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,942
(Sobbing) Well, I got in line
to buy sue grafton's book
289
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,361
and when it came to my turn,
290
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,530
I asked her if she wanted to be in
the ad, and she said, "no, thank you."
291
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,574
But I wasn't supposed
to take no for an answer...
292
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,159
Attagirl. So I kept on asking,
293
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:32,038
and they finally threw me out of
the store in front of all my friends.
294
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,331
Okay. (Sniffling)
295
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,710
Did you or did you
not get sue grafton?
296
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,961
(Sobbing)
297
00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,049
Oh, you're...
298
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,593
Can somebody give
her a tissue? Please?
299
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,283
I hope you're not killing yourself on
this, because I'm sure it's good enough
300
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,811
for Michael's ad that will
probably be seen by no one.
301
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,605
Maybe. But it's not
good enough for me yet.
302
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,607
Okay. Do you want me to stay?
303
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,193
No, no, you can
go home. I'm good.
304
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:06,280
Pam is staying late tonight
to achieve her dreams,
305
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,491
so I'm pretty proud of her.
306
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,843
Unfortunately,
she was my ride home.
307
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,744
Meredith: You coming?
308
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,290
Piss or get off the pot!
309
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,130
(Telephone rings)
310
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,590
Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam.
311
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,551
Good morning.
312
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,649
Yeah, I'm sorry. I
looked away for a second,
313
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,975
and creed snatched
your hash browns.
314
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,560
Thank you. You're welcome.
315
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,271
I worked until about 2:45 am,
316
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,858
and then I had to decide if I wanted
to spend the night with Michael
317
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:46,279
editing in his office and Dwight
watching Michael edit in his office,
318
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,739
or drive home and probably
fall asleep at the wheel
319
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,158
and die in a fiery car wreck.
320
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,411
I passed out on my
keyboard trying to decide.
321
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,789
Let me pour you some bubbly,
322
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,376
because somebody got to
a whole new level last night.
323
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,044
Andy, I can't
hear this right now.
324
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,880
No. No. No. This is good.
325
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,524
You know how we haven't
really gotten anywhere
326
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,717
that I want to get
to physically yet?
327
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,012
Well, last night, that changed.
328
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,515
We're making out. I'm
kissing her neck and her cheek
329
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:18,144
and her ear lobe, and she's
not really kissing me back,
330
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,898
but she closes her
eyes and she's like,
331
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,026
"oh, d. Oh, d."
332
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,822
She called you d?
333
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,950
Yeah. D for Andy.
334
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,162
Oh, d.
335
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,414
Oh, d.
336
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,374
Oh, d.
337
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,710
Oh, d.
338
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,962
Oh, d! Oh, d!
339
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,635
Oh, d! Oh, d!
340
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:57,808
Michael: I'm about to send
the ad to corporate. And it is sent.
341
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,730
They'll probably watch
it right away. I would.
342
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,191
Okay.
343
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,734
(Dialing)
344
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,653
(Phone rings)
345
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,989
Pa m: Yes? Pam, please
clear my phone lines.
346
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,241
Certainly.
347
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,117
(Pam imita ting phone beep/ng)
348
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,579
Okay, clear.
349
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,916
They could call any second now.
350
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,963
Oh, god.
351
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,341
(Moans)
352
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,097
I better call.
353
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,979
Well, it's been tough.
354
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,232
The geniuses at corporate
rejected my commercial,
355
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,734
and tonight they are airing
the brain-dead version.
356
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,861
So welcome one and all
357
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,156
to the world premiere
of corporate crap fest.
358
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,827
(Music playing)
359
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,001
(All exclaim)
360
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,129
(All applauding)
361
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,219
Hey, seemed like a big hit.
362
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,721
No. People are stupid.
363
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:20,975
People like waving.
Waving sells, not art.
364
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:25,438
The ad we made, our ad,
the real one,
365
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:31,027
was full of humor and full of depth
and full of heart, and it was real.
366
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:36,324
Hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you put that in the DVD player?
367
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,284
Hey, everybody, I just
want to welcome you all
368
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:42,246
to the premiere of the real
dunder Mifflin commercial.
369
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,833
The Michael Scott
director's cut. Hope you like it.
370
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,838
Michael: It all
starts with an idea.
371
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,301
But you can never tell
where an idea will end up.
372
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,266
Because ideas spread.
373
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,477
They change, grow.
374
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,481
They connect us with the world.
375
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:17,156
And in a fast-moving world,
376
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,117
where good news moves
at the speed of time,
377
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:29,669
And bad news isn't
always what it seems.
378
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,933
Because when push
comes to shove,
379
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,400
We all deserve a second chance
380
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,280
to score.
381
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:09,625
Dunder Mifflin. Limitless
paper in a paperless world.
382
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,797
(All applauding)
383
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,723
Anhnafion all her,
by the way. Really?
384
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,646
Yeah, I just thought...
The animation was cool.
385
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,809
Thanks.
386
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,478
Hey, listen, you ever been
on a motorcycle because...
387
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,397
Michael, that was fun.
388
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,733
That was fun.
389
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,569
Next round of drinks
is on me, people.
390
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,529
(All cheering)
391
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,825
(Singing) Claude Van damme
392
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,037
hair for men
393
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,582
poison gas, nutrasweet
394
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,209
it's got to rhyme with "piece."
395
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,586
Fancy feast.
396
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,422
(Singing) Break me off
a piece of that fancy feast
397
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,341
it's the cat food. Nailed it.
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