All language subtitles for Death Rumble (2023) Inglés

- All right people.

It time for your main event.

We got my brother Elmo...

Versus

- Help me, please.
Someone help me, please!

- When I ring the bell...

- Oh hell yeah.

Ladies
and gentlemen.

I can call

your reigning RMW
female champion,

Scary Mary.

- Well, that match sucked.

Again.

- You really have to
pull my hair that much?

- So you want me to wrestle
around your hair, your makeup,

your nails. What else?

- Well, exactly why did
we have to go all out

for these gross hicks?

- These gross hicks
are your fans.

Now tell me what's your problem
with our fans, Chantelle?

- And what's with your respect?

You keep kissing
their ass but they

keep cheering for my ass.

Go figure.

- Yeah, go figure.

I am not letting
her get in my head.

- Hey.

That's my girl.

- Chantelle's driving me crazy.

- Okay.

I'm lucky I've got anybody
to go on this time.

- That's probably because
you keep talking like the

Angel of Death about it. Okay.

- I was on that tour. There's
a reason I talk like that.

It could have been
me that disappeared.

- Mm, yeah, there you go again.

Could have been you
that disappeared.

- Okay, I get it.

Pay our dues, cream
rise to the top.

- And we are the Double
Ds, David and Dewey.

We're not just boobs.

- And we are moments
away from our

tag team match against Vaxx

- and his mystery partner.

I wonder who it'll be.

- Let's get some guesses.

- Here we have the RNW
World Heavyweight Champion,

Billy Logan!

- Billy just,

who do you think your mystery
partner is gonna be tonight?

- Well, considering
we've been on this tour

for several weeks now

and all eight shows it's
been me, Billy the King.

If you were to look
on the website,

it also has a big picture
of me besides Vaxx,

makes it look like I'm
Vaxx's mystery partner.

Not to mention the
poster that's plastered

all over this building
that clearly shows,

there's me, there's
Vaxx, there's you guys.

I'm a thousand percent
sure gentleman,

that I'm the guy that's
gonna be helping Vaxx

kick your asses tonight. Okay.

Did we, did we get that?

- Okay, so that's one guess.

- Go, go, go, go, go.

- Not gonna help you!

- Um, excuse me.

Vaxx is really not interested

in being part of any of your
low brow exploitation humor.

Okay, so back off.

- Low brow. What's
wrong with my eyebrows?

- How do you two boobs
remember to breathe? Eh?

I hate you so much. Vamos.

And lift your feet. Eh?

Lift your feet.

I'm coming
baby, I'm coming.

- Oh, nice tattoos.
They look like stickers.

- Babe, come on.

- Ah, pink, original.

- Babe, come on, let's go.

Ladies
and Gentlemen.

The moment you've waiting
for, tonight's main event.

Competing for the RMW
tag team championship,

welcome to the ring,
The Double D's.

- Another shirt. You must
have quite a collection.

- I just can't believe
the champ is here tonight.

What do you think made Billy
come to a small town like this?

- Between us?

- Yeah.

- His girlfriend
dared him to do it.

Billy isn't like the old
champ, you know The Terror.

He just loved traveling to
the small towns, you know.

Course that was before
he went missing.

- You got this tour, because
they need you on this tour,

you belong on this tour,

your girl wants you
to do this tour.

And hell must have frozen over.

And things must be
flying through the air

'cause Billy the
king is back in town.

He's back in town.

All right, let's go.

- Amigos, amigos.

It takes two idiots
longer to get in the ring

than it does for Vaxx
to kick your ass!

Am I right, Amigos?

- I'm gonna tell
you two something,

I'm gonna tell you two
something for free.

There ain't gonna be much delay

between ghost one and ghost two.

Whoa.

I heard I was going
against the double D's,

but seeing your small stature,

I might call you
the B Cup Brothers.

- You want some of this, huh?

Soak it in
folks, soak it in.

Hell must have frozen over

and pigs must be
flying through the sky.

Because Billy the King Logan,

has graced all of
you with his presence

after 10 long years.

Billy the King is back.

In the middle of
freaking nowhere.

- You wanna see a real
king, come with me!

- When I say red pants,
you wear red pants.

- You know this
brings out my eyes.

- No!

No!

The king's time is
over, the doctor is here!

- I didn't teach you that.

Okay babe, come on.

I took
care of their RV.

- Good. I'll let Ma know
everything's going just right.

Take him down!

- What?!

The fact
of the matter is

this belt isn't going anywhere.

- We need a new king!

- There isn't a man in
this building or any other

that can take it from me.

- Bleed him slowly!

Yeah!

- Yeah!

- That's what I'm talking about.

- The king is dethroned!

- How did we get
roped into driving?

- We? You wanna take a turn?

- No, I'm navigating.

Oh.

So when are you
gonna gimme my belt back?

- I was trying to scare you.

Well it does
look really good on you.

- Do you know what
else looks good on me?

You.

- So Vaxx, where exactly
did The Terror go missing?

- Right over there.

Really?

- No. How the hell
should I know?

You know, the guy probably
fell asleep while driving.

He could be down any
of these sharp turns

that I need to concentrate on.

- Hey Ma, they just
passed the camera.

- Good, good.

It's not working.

- Let it pass Ma. It's
too big of a haul.

- It's too good of
a show to pass up.

- It's gonna blow
up in our faces.

- Good. This town needs to
shed a bit of dead weight.

- Did that work?

- Good. Good.

And we have an obstruction.

- Wait, how much further is it?

- Couple hours.

- That's not what my phone says.

- What are you talking about?

Dude, my phone
saying we should turn around.

- Yeah. And go all the way back.

- No!

The idiot is right.

Mine says eight hours.

Eight.

- Does this mean this is
gonna be a sequel to Tuesday?

Sleeping in the
RV night part two.

- Well, I would rather have
the van wrapped around a tree.

- Pick one.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.

- The Lexton road
is now online...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

- Wait.
- I'm being redirected.

Save five hours.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I, I got it too.

Hold on. Left up here.

- Shouldn't we check
with Billy first?

- About saving five hours?

- Don't do it Vaxx. Don't
fall for the pressure.

You just
keep going straight.

- Wait, hold up.

You two don't want
me to take the left.

Oh no, you should.

We totally
think you should.

- Then why are you
telling him not to.

- It's reverse psychology.

- Don't stray from
the path, Vaxx.

- Don't turn left Vaxx.

- No, no.

I would happily sit
in hours of traffic

before I let them manipulate me.

- Don't let them
get in your head.

- No, but he, if I turn left,

then I'm gonna have
to listen to hours

of some stupid bit about
how they tricked me

into turning left.

Yeah,
that'd be about right.

- They're saying they're
using reverse psychology.

Pretty much, they're
reversing etiquette.

- Oh, that's how reverse
psychology works.

Get what you want
by going backwards.

- What are you two doing? If
you want him to turn left,

then just shut up. Why
are you complicating this?

- Now we got Chantelle
thinking we're complicated.

- What?

- Psychology's too
powerful for us.

Actually we changed our mind.

We think you should turn left.

- We'd be so proud
of you if you did.

- What are you doing now?

- It's called positive
reinforcement.

Works on animals.

- Oh, oh, oh, there it is.

Turn left.

No, no, no.

I can't turn left because I'm
telling you, if I turn left,

they're never gonna...

- You'll turn left when
I say you'll turn left.

- You're the best Vaxx.

- Thank you.

- Why, Vaxx.

Why did you have to turn left?

Is this really a road?

- The hell?

Vaxx did you go off route?

- We were redirected.

- Tell me you called Norma.

- Funny thing.

No reception.

Then you better turn
around before-

- Oh.

- They're in.

- There's hundreds of roads
cutting through farms out here.

Hundreds of them.

- We'll be fine Billy.

- What was I thinking sending
the brothers to get help?

- Are you kidding? You
saved both their lives.

- I was ready to rip
their tongues out.

- This close to
murdering them both.

- We all tasted that blood Vaxx.

- Hey, Dewey. Where are you?

- I'm at the end of
town. Where are you?

- I'm at the entrance.
Wanna meet up?

- I'll call a cab.

- What?

- I'll call a cab.

- What?

I'll call a cab.

- Dude, this is awesome.

We're in the world's
smallest town.

- Or have we just grown?

- Oh, we've grown.

But if we've grown, you
know what that makes us?

- I think so.

A small town
hold out. Yeehaw!

- Get down here.

- Dewey.
- David. Dewey. David.

- Can I help you
two with something?

- Yes. Hold this.

Smile man.

I'm David.

- I'm Dewey.

And we are the double
Ds. We're not just boobs.

- I know exactly who you are.

My brother Elmo goes
crazy over you two.

You've heard of us?

- Hell yeah.

- Well our van's got
a few flat tires.

- Yeah, we're kinda hungry.

- I can help you
with the latter.

It's our
tires, not our ladder.

- I was talking about spaghetti.

You have a really
weird way of fixing tires.

- Oh my God. It's the Double Ds.

You've
heard of us too.

- Of course everyone in
town knows who you are.

- By everyone in town,
do you mean just you two?

- Does that mean one
of you is the mayor

and the other is the sheriff?

- Well we are a bit of
an authority around here.

- Now the town
fans out that way.

This is the only place
close to the detour road.

Yeah. Well
never mind all that.

Let's feed y'all.

- Let us send our vids.

- Hell son.

You ain't gonna never send
anything out this way.

What about reception

from that cell tower over there?

- Well, no.

That's just a little
project, Garrett and I've

been working on.

- See I was blessed
with Ma's brain.

Right? But now Elmo...

- Now my sweet little boy Elmo.

He was blessed with
my inner beauty.

Anyway. Some people
like to live off grid.

- Off grid.
- Grid.

Off grid adventure!

- Y'all come eat.

I can't even
get a message through.

This is where we die.

I'm sure
they'll find help soon.

- How long have those
double dorks been gone for?

- Felt like hours.

Look. Billy, you're not
getting reception here.

You might as well try
walking that way a bit.

- Only 10% battery left.

- We are the Double Ds.

- We might be off the
grid, middle of nowhere,

now likely to be murdered
any minute really.

And we figured that there's
no better place for...

Special
of the today, fellas.

Enjoy.

- Spaghetti challenge.

- Dewey, look.

- Does that say
backyard wrestling?

- Is this real?

Because this is
bucket list business.

- We've always wanted to
crash a backyard promotion.

- It's not quite what you think,

Garrett puts on a little
show with his baby brother

that the town folk rather enjoy.

- I think we should do it.

This could
be an epic fail.

- It could look like
we're supporting

the dangers of
backyard wrestling.

It could
be content gold.

- Everyone loves kids.

- Good thing we're off the grid.

Yeah.

- Backyard wrestling challenge.

- Garrett.

Now why don't you take
these fine young boys

and drop them off with Pops

and then go help their friends.

- Boys it's going to
be a real fun day.

Wow.

This is amazing.

It looks perfect.

- Yeah. You can help
me carry it out.

- This is nicer
than our tour ring.

- Yeah, we were
thinking of using this,

but instead we got
this fantastic rope.

- Barbed wire.

- Badass.

- You're familiar.

- Oh yeah. We wrestled
lots of hardcore matches.

- Early days.

- Really?

You look a little
pristine to me.

- Scar show!

- Barbed wire.

Flaming table.

Kendo stick.

- Chair shot.

- Badass.

What happened?

- Someone tried to gut me.

That's badass.

- Well you boobie
boys are all right,

let's get this ring finished.

Mind if
we record this?

- Hell no. I will too.

Gary got me this and this will
be our first pay per view.

Wow.

- What a cool thing
to do for Elmo.

- Yeah. Especially
since he's just a kid.

- Oh Elmo ain't no kid.

His head is five but the rest
of him is a different story.

Do you know what I mean?

- Yeah.
- No.

- Maybe.

- I don't know what to do.

- Hot damn! Didn't plan on
seeing the king way out here.

- Shh!

Oh, no.

Why him?

- You guys are
celebrities in this town.

We're always
happy to meet a fan.

- We sent some people ahead.

- The Double Ds
sent me to help you.

- Do something.

- What am I gonna say?
- Pick a fight.

- Pick a fight?!
- Yeah.

- In the middle of
their territory?

- Your first fight finally.

- Oh, my first fight.

You want me to die because
some hick wants to kill me

for no reason.

- Hey, we got one of
the towns folk here.

- I'm not getting in that truck.

Okay, well hang
out with the RV then.

Take care of everything.

Most importantly,

my belt and crown under
the bed in the back.

Make sure they remain
under the bed back there.

- Absolutely. Yeah.

- Yes.
- Completely.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You go have fun, do whatever.

- It's not fun.

Gonna get us out of here.

- Thank you for that.
- Thank you.

- It's not fun.

- And we're very thankful.

- Get the belt.

- Yeah, let's go.

- Shouldn't you keep
your eyes on the road?

- I've never missed a show.

A lot of fellas. They'd never
come to a town like this.

You guys come through
here every year

and it means a damn lot to us.

- It means a lot to us too.

I've
seen all your tapes.

Probably watched it 100 times.

Hope you don't mind
getting swarmed.

Word's gonna travel fast
that you fellas are here.

- Well we, we certainly
appreciate the hospitality.

- We just getting started.

- Okay.
- No, no babe.

It's supposed to be off
the side a little bit.

It means like, it looks
like I don't care.

- You're making me sweat
and not in a good way.

Okay. Okay.

Breathe in.

And action.

Introducing the
new world champion.

The greatest
wrestler of all time.

Where you going?

- I'm showing off the butt.

The buttocks a little bit

to get a little
bit of, you know,

to get a little bit
of a thirst trap.

- You wanna be a star?

Honey, you wanna be a star?

You open to camera.
You open to camera.

- Okay. Open to open to camera.

- Okay. Not your
butt cheek to camera.

- Okay. But I need a
little ass shaking in it.

Alright. Sex sells.

- Okay. Okay.

You wanna stretch a little more?

You know,

it might help
- you might get better.

Yeah. Yeah. I
don't wanna pull a hammy.

- Okay. Okay, come on.

- You gotta let a little
bit of flex in too

because I've been working
out a lot for this.

Then flex.

- I have been.

Okay.

- This here's my dear mother.

But everybody here
in town calls her Ma.

Wow.

It really is the king.

- Hi, I'm Chantelle.

- You know you are a
legend in this town.

- It's a pleasure
to meet you, Ma.

- Would you be so kind as
to sign a poster for us?

- Of course.

- I think I've got a
pen here somewhere.

- I've got a pen.

I'm never without one.

- You got enough slack?

- I saw you.

Yeah.

- Back when you
was Billy the Kid.

Yes.

- Eagles Crest Arena, right?

- Yeah.
- You remember?

You remember me?
- Of course I do.

- Yeah, you remember.
- Of course I do.

- I remember-

- You were
in the... Which room?

- Green seats. Row
three. You pointed at me.

I know and
you pointed at me.

- That's right. We pointed.

- At each other.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- I still remember.

Same.

- Can I get Scary
Mary's autograph please?

- Most certainly.

A total creep.

- You stay creepy. All right.

I like your nails.

- This is really happening.

- It is.

- Yeah.

- What's your name, my friend?

Fred...

- Freds.

- Freds...

- What do you think?

Next time.

Next time.

I can't have you embarrass
me in front of my girl.

- Respect.

Right there.

- Oh.

This takes me back.

Signed by The Terror himself.

I'm humbled to add to this, man.

Wow.

You know that was the last
time we ever saw Taylor.

- I was there.

- Have you seen this one?

- They drew themselves
on the poster.

- Those idiots aren't
just setting up the ring.

They've signed on to
be in the main event.

- Wrestling means the
world to my little boy.

I was really hoping you
might be able to swing by

before you leave.

- Well,

of course I can.

Maybe show him the
ropes a little bit.

- You know, you just made a
little boy's dreams come true.

That's
what I'm here for.

When I find the brothers,

I'm gonna drag them
back by their ears.

How much owe you for
the tires Garrett?

- Ah. Man. You help us out.

We'll help you out.

- Appreciate that.

- Annie, Winters, let's go
give their friends a hand.

- Thought you'd never ask.

And I'll drive
Billy to the farm.

It's not far at all.

- What? Billy's leaving?

He'll
be right back.

- Meanwhile, why
don't Chantelle and I

host a little viewing party?

Yeah?

- It starts with Vaxx.
It ends with Vaxx.

Ain't nothing in between.

Whoa.

Waist or shoulder?

Oh,
I wasn't rolling.

Hold on.

Babe!

- I wasn't rolling at
all. My storage is full.

Okay, so I'm gonna
delete 40 takes.

- Can we just-
- Okay,

I'm gonna delete 40 of them.

Okay, cool.

- That's quite the
championship run you've had.

- Yeah, it's had its moments.

- What a burden to be
a part owner of RMW.

Never able to leave,

trapped by your own
business decisions,

having to carry the company,

never able to spread your wings.

- Sounds like you've been
talking to my girlfriend.

- Now. I heard every
one of your interviews,

all your podcasts.

- You guys get
reception out here?

- When we want to.

- How old is Lexton? I
couldn't find it on my phone.

- Ah.

Town was abandoned
a long time ago.

Now it's just a bunch of
old buildings on the farm.

My husband and I
own this property.

- So where's all
the towns folk from?

- We get a lot of
runaways through here.

Being chased by monsters.

I give them a place to stay.

- That's really nice of
you to take in runaways.

- Oh, not just the victims.

I take care of the monsters too.

I wonder which one you'll be.

- Be memorable. Be memorable.

You want people to
remember Vaxx. Right?

Right now people are like

what?

Thank you.

Okay, let's do it again.

Again!

Okay.

- And introducing the
new world champion,

the greatest wrestler
of all time. Vaxx!

Shh.

We gotta be real quiet 'cause

I'm putting this baby to sleep.

What? That was a good line.

Babe you can't cut it.

- It's wrestling.
Everybody's yelling.

Why you put baby to sleep?
You're putting me to sleep.

And guess what?

You still don't have a good one.

You wanna know why?

Because you're
being forgettable.

I wanna be running this
company by this time next year.

So last thing I want
is some moron like you,

not being able to handle
himself on the mic.

You understand that Vaxx?

Now get in position
and do it again.

Now this time with
just a little more...

- More Oomf? Yeah.

- No, I got you.

I am the greatest champion!

- One more, this time with
a little more feeling.

- That's not your belt.

- Here, take it.

Take the crown too.

- Hell, that was easy.

- I thought you was
gonna bleed it slow.

- What of it?

- Well,

with Pops out making moonshine.

There's no damn way we'd
have got that ring set up

if it wasn't for the help of
these two boys right here.

- Well then let's get these
boys fed before the show.

- What a feast.

- Do you think we
can finish it off?

- Oh, that won't be a problem.

Elmo! Get up here for dinner.

- Double?

- We're the Double Ds!

- Chicken!

- Now, Elmo! Manners,
we've got guests.

- Oh, it's all right.

- Chicken!

- Chicken!

- Chicken!

Chicken, Ma, chicken!

- Oh Elmo, I haven't
heard you laugh for ages.

- Chicken!

- Chicken! Chicken!

- Okay, let's get
this thing going now.

Come on, let's get it going.

- Billy owes me.

He owes me.

I was helping him out from
the audience that one time

back in the day when he
was up against Doc Lobster,

got him in that claw
around his face.

You know, where it
takes five grown men

to pry his fingers off.

But I was helping
him out from inside.

You know what I mean?

- Yeah.
- Nobody blows me off.

Not even the king.
Nobody blows me off.

- Is this straight?

There. Perfect.

- You're an idiot.
- Wait, what do I know?

I've gone cross-eyed.

- Pops. Is this straight?

- Oh yeah. Look great Annie.

- Thank you.

- He owes me. Nobody gives
Winters the blow off.

I'll tell you that right now.

- Hello?

God's sake
keep your voice down.

- Who's speaking?

It's me,
Billy. It's Travis.

- The Terror?

No... You're-

- Don't say 'dead.'

You're too close to being right.

- Okay.

What do I do?

Remember
our match in Atlanta?

Remember what you did to me?

- That was an accident, dude.

That was a long time ago.

I don't know why you
bring that up right now.

Now you just
got to do it to yourself,

on purpose.

Don't think about
it. There's no time.

Fight through the
pain, you're halfway there.

Now pop
it back in place.

I need
your help for this.

- Afraid I can't
help you there, mate.

Just be thankful you
can use your arms.

Just do it.

- There you go.

What happened to you?

- The same old lady who brought
you here to see her son.

- Ma?

- Yeah... Ma.

- This is gonna be good.

- Well, I've got the belt
and I've got my mask.

Should you want to
take some photos.

What about video?

- I'm not usually
the kind mother

who lets her son have
cake before supper.

But I'll make an exception

so we don't keep you
waiting too long.

You should at least
stay for one slice of cake.

My wife's a brilliant baker.

- Well, I might stay for one.

After all, cake is one of
my greatest weaknesses.

- Well. Let's get
the party started.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

- Her son broke my
back, took my belt.

These sickos make
a game of it now.

They capture runaways,

throw them in a ring
for Elmo to brutalize

and for entertainment.

Ma makes us cheer him on.

- Us?

- Well the ones who survive,

end up like me.

Ma likes to

look after us

and punish us if
we don't listen.

- What can I do?

- Just so happens, I've had
10 years to think about that.

Follow the moon.

It'll bring you to the stream.

Follow the current.

It'll bring you
to the main road.

Follow.

Follow.

I can't.

My girlfriend's out there.

All the other wrestlers
are out there.

I can't.

- Boy.

They should remember me.

- Yeah,

as a legend.

What would you do
if you were me?

- Well,

they'll be parking in
the field by the garage.

There may be a gun
in one of the cars.

I'd grab that gun

and then I'd shoot Elmo

as many times as it
takes to bring him down.

And then I'd shoot
him some more.

And then,

I'd get Ma

and break every bone.

- You calling me champ?

- I'm just hungry Ma.

- Yes.

Well let's see how loud you
cheer for my son tonight.

There's gonna be quite the show.

- Well I've been
waiting for this moment

for quite some time.

- Oh, it's a good boy.

Just keep up that enthusiasm.

- Well, you enjoy the show.

Wow. You sure take
care of a lot of people.

Oh, I'm happy to
share my love with them.

- We love her so much.

Oh, please, please, please
help us show her that.

- Something wrong with your eye?

What's that?

Is something wrong
with your eye?

- No, I think I just
got some dust in it.

- Oh, well maybe I
better take a close look

at that eye tonight.

Just
remember to pose man.

- Yeah, dude.

Crowds love it when you
stop and feel the moment.

Yeah, yeah.

- It's playtime. Playtime!

- Well, thank you for
making my son feel special.

- We think you're
special too, Ma.

- And we're so glad
to hear Billy agreed

to be a part of this.

- Yeah, shouldn't we be
meeting up with him to prepare?

- No. No.

Billy says he trusts you guys.

- Really?

- Nice.

- Backyard Wrestling Challenge!

- Yeah! Ma! Yes!

- How you fellas doing
out here tonight?

Are you ready

to see the biggest, loudest,

most insane main event

that you've damn well seen
in the last ten years?

But first...

We want
Ma! We want Ma!

Let me
introduce to you

the woman that makes
all this possible.

That's right.

Put your hands together

for my dear Ma.

We want
Ma! We want Ma!

- Thank you, thank you.

And everyone, let's
give a warm welcome

to our guest commentators
for this evening.

The delightful David and Dewey.

Would you two be a dear
and go check on Elmo?

- Of course.

- Yeah.

- Delightful David and
Dewey. I like that.

- Are they gone yet?

Yeah.

Well now aren't those
two just delightful.

Gonna be interesting
to see that go down.

- Yeah!

- Thank you.

Look how happy everyone
is tonight. You know,

I heard Elmo laugh for the
first time in ages at dinner.

And look what my Garrett has
helped me bring here tonight.

And there's my sweet husband,
the man behind the camera.

You know, people say
that I tamed him.

He was once a vicious
serial killer, sure.

Well, just like most of you.

Maybe getting a
thrill once a year,

but sloppy,

having to spend all
his time on the run.

Panicked.

I mean, we've all been there.

But now.

Now he's a proud father
who gets to film his sons

carrying on his legacy.

I didn't tame him.

I unleashed him.

And I've unleashed all of you.

That's right.

We know what we are.

We know what we like.

A part.

It would take hundreds of
victims to satisfy our urges.

But together,

we can do so much more

with so much less.

And we've even learned how to

prolong our enjoyment with some.

Look at poor Taylor down there.

All the hope in the
world in his eyes.

So how many people have
you watched die now?

- Yeah,

well, how many have you lost?

- No. No.

It's true. It's true.

We have added some of
our own to the bonfire.

And we may not grieve like
you think, but we grieve.

Just like you will when
Garrett cuts off your-

- Hey Ma!

Elmo's good to go.

- Good, good.

Yeah. And as I was
saying, 10 years ago,

a champion came through town.

And when Taylor first met Elmo,

he was so inspired he chose
to put his championship belt

on the line.

- And I'm glad I did too.

Yeah.

Otherwise I wouldn't
be in paradise right now.

- We are paradise.

- And what an amazing story.

- You mean that
Taylor the Terror,

wrestling legend hasn't been
dead for the past 10 years

and instead he simply
found a new home?

- No, that this
place has a better

audio system than our road show.

- We should be taking notes.

- We should. Yeah.

Tonight a new
champion passed through town.

And Billy 'The King' Logan

was so impressed with Elmo that

he agreed to put up
his own championship.

Right here tonight, for us.

For all of you.

- And what an emotional response
from the audience Dewey.

- And can you believe it, Dave?

This is a match, 10
years in the making.

- And let's face it,
Elmo needs a new belt.

He's almost chewed
through the last one.

- Yeah, true, true.

- But first, we have a little
warm up match for Elmo.

- And this night has
it's first twist already

- A mystery opponent that
isn't Billy. Who could it be?

- What an entrance.

- We should steal that.

- And Scary Mary is stepping up!

- Who could believe it?

- This is why we love wrestling.

- Yes!

Oh a gun.

Oh yes. Yes.

One bullet, oh my God.

Oh yes. Yes, a key!

Oh yes.

Let me tell you
something big man.

All right Elmo.

You're big and you're bad.

But you've never dealt with
anyone like Billy the King.

And if you want to save yourself

from having every bone in
your body broken by the champ,

you'll accept my challenge,

to a test of strength.

Loser leaves town.

- Oh shit.

- David, Dewey?

What the hell are
you doing here?

- Well it seems
Scary Mary thinks

we're unfit to be commentators.

- Well, maybe if she'd
shut up and wrestle,

we'd have something to call.

- Nice burn.
- Yeah.

- You idiot!

Don't you know this is real?

- Of course it's real.

- It's wrestling.

- Dad, this stuff
isn't real, is it?

- Well son, you're old enough
to know, wrestling is real.

- Introducing first,
our challenger.

- Scary Mary.

- Scary Mary.

- I'm hungry. Are you hungry?

Man I could go for like
a nice bowl of chili.

Something like that.

You know, Ma puts together a
really, really great event,

but there's never
anything to eat.

You know? Some
popcorn shrimp, maybe.

Shut up.

- Or a nice piece
of corn on the cob

or maybe one of
those rotisserie-

- Shut up, watch the show, god.

- And now introducing
our champion...

- Elmo! Elmo!
- Elmo! Elmo! Elmo! Elmo!

- Seven feet tall

Four hundred pounds.

Elmo!

Elmo! It's Elmo!

Elmo!

- And here we go.

- Double Ds!

- Still, this would
be better with-

- Show some respect.

- Just be better with a
chicken is all I'm saying.

Full respect. I like
chicken and I like this.

Is it really so difficult to
put them both in the same room?

You suck!

- It's not enough.

- Yeah, that's right.

Who else wants some?

- Hit him again!

Hey!

The king has arrived!

- It's Billy, Ma!

- But if I'm gonna defend

my championship here tonight,

I'm gonna make sure
you have no excuses

when I beat you in the
middle of the ring tonight.

Elmo.

Look Ma, it's Billy.

- If you get a warmup
match, big man.

Then so do I.

- Huggies!

- Bad Elmo!

You heard me

Badass Elmo were
never gonna back down

from your challenge, Billy.

- You so called legend!

You don't think I can win?

- I think should tuck your tail

between your legs and run Billy.

I've got
one shot at this.

I've got to rescue Mary.

- Work your gimmick.

- Billy the King
is the main event,

in any town, on any show.

And of all the towns
and all the shows.

I have never seen a group
of cowardly degenerates

quite like this one.

You remind me of her.

Because she is a
cowardly degenerate

and a pathetic loser,

just like all of you.

So being that I do not
have a worthy audience

and there is no
worthy challenger,

I'm outta here.

- Mary speak, Mary speak.

Scary Mary, let her speak.

- Now wait just a damn minute!

Who are you to judge me?

Who are you to
judge these people?

You're just pissed off
because all of them

saw me make a bitch
out of you last night.

They saw me kick your ass.

- Scary Mary laying the
facts down on Billy.

- And why shouldn't
she be part of the

championship picture, Dave?

She's beat the crap outta
us on several occasions.

- And if you don't think
I can hang in this ring,

why don't you ask
Elmo right here.

How his head feels.

- It hurts! My head hurts!

- It's on!

- No way!

He only wants to fight you
because she's chained up.

- Elmo fix!

- Well this went from
a warmup match to a

warmup championsh-

What do we call this?

- We call it awesome.

- Yeah.

- Where the hell's Freds?

- Yeah! Elmo, get over here!

- Yeah. You're our
color commentator, man.

Elmo, color
commentator! Yeah!

Elmo! Elmo!

- Elmo likes to color!

- So what's the plan?

- How's that feeling
for you right about now?

I'm going to make
you an offer that

my step daddy never made for me.

Gonna give you a heads up.

- Where do you think-

- Am I?

Am I bleeding?

- Well that's what it
tastes like, Sunshine.

- No, no, no.

Give me a ten second head start.

- Okay, 10.

One. Mississippi,
two Mississippi...

four Mississippi,
five Mississippi...

seven Mississippi...

nine Mississippi...

10 Mississippi.

- I managed to get a
gun, but only one bullet.

- And Billy and Scary Mary are
just laying into each other.

- Chickens lay eggs!

- You're gonna burn!

- Looking for me?

- And will Billy be able
to get up from that blow?

- Blow starts with B!

- Elmo keeping it real
with the letter check.

- Is he right?

- Yeah, I think so.

- I'll try to wound Elmo,

then we'll make a break for
one of the cars outside.

Just a
stalker. No, no, no.

You made a choice.

There is a difference between
a serial killer and a stalker,

you like to watch.

I'm a man of action,

but I've only killed two people.

You gotta kill three people
to be a serial killer.

Wonder why that is. What is
it about that third victim?

- Vaxx and Chantelle are
tied up in the back room.

- New plan.

- Elmo wanna play too.

- And this match is turning
into a three way match.

- You can't have a three
way match without a referee.

- Referee Challenge!

- Rock. Paper. Scissors.

- Vince, there you are.

Vince.

Vince?

Hey.

- And here we go with
Dewey, who is with Ma.

- Thanks Dave. I am standing
next to Ma, back to you.

- And I am about to referee
the match of the century.

But first Dewey interviews
a living legend.

- I am with the Terror himself.

- I don't go by 'The Terror'
anymore. Just call me Taylor.

- But that was your
greatest persona.

The headmaster of head games.

- That's not my moniker anymore.

And as you can guess,

I'm glad someone else
has that persona.

- Actually I never
would've guessed that,

but people always say
I'm not keeping up.

- Yes, I can see that.

Chantelle...

- Hello Annie.

- No where left to run.

- I don't have the
words for you honey.

You're doing it to me.

You're doing it to me.

You got me right
here, right now.

Give it to me.

Let's go Elmo!

- David checking
Elmo for weapons.

I'm sure he'll be
just as thorough with

Billy and Scary Mary.

- All right ladies
and gentlemen,

it's now time for
the main event.

It's a triple threat
match for the RNW

heavyweight title.

In this corner,

it's our champion Billy Logan.

And in this corner, it's
our first challenger.

Scary Mary.

- And in this
corner, that's right.

You know who you want.

Hell yeah!

Yeah boy, you gonna
do all right my boy.

- Greetings Mr Logan.

I have anticipated meeting you.

They call me The
Terror around here.

- What?

All right. All right. All right.

I think things are getting
a little bit outta hand.

We wouldn't want anybody
to get hurt, right?

How about a test of strength?

You think you can
handle this Terror, huh?

- What a delightful way
to warm up the crowd.

The Terror is the strongest!

Terror! Terror!

- No wait-

- No!

- Ma! Friend hurt...

Friend hurt Ma...

Ma...

- Alright. Anybody else?

You want some?

I'll shoot you too.

All right, put down
the goddamn camera.

Ma, you want me to
shoot you in the face?

Wow, that's awesome!

- Elmo, get the gun!

No! Dammit! Don't eat it!

Elmo, don't eat it!

- The Terror is back!

- Terror!
- Terror! Terror!

- I am The Terror!

- Come on Terror,

you think I'm afraid of you?

The king isn't
afraid of anybody.

I just wanted a junkyard match.

I'm gonna make your Ma
my new junkyard dog.

Get them Terror!

Come on Billy,
we gonna play now boy.

We gonna play now.

Come on Billy.

Come on Billy.

Get him! Get him!

Have some of this!

I'm gonna break your legs boy!

Come on Billy.

Come on Billy.

You gonna die.

- I'm so sorry about
your brother. Dude.

I think the bullet
just grazed him, man.

He's still alive.

I think Mary is too.

- I gotta get back to him.

- I'll do it. You go get help.

Follow the moon to
get to the stream

and follow the current
to get to the road.

Then wave down some help.

- What are you gonna do?

- I'm gonna find
your brother and Mary

and protect them with my life.

Get outta here.

- All right.

- All right.

- Garrett.

Yeah, what is it?

- It's Annie.

- What's she do now?

- She's dead.

- What?

- Freds too, might be more.

- It looks like the other
wrestlers must have escaped.

- We've been breached.

Grab everything you can and
let's get the hell out of here.

Sorry, was it a
left or a right at the stream?

- You just gotta
remember one word, man.

Follow the moon.
Follow the current.

It's just one word.

What word?

Follow.

Follow the current.

Agh.

Follow the moon,
follow the current.

Get some help.

That's
more than one word.

- Get them out to the truck
and make room for one more.

- Ma, he's just a kid.

- Weren't we all once.

- That match is over.

It's okay, David. Cause
I'll make you all better.

Well it's a shame that
Billy's bullet hit your spine.

Looks like you'll
never walk again.

Follow.

Okay. Follow the current.

Follow the moon.
Follow the current.

Get us some help.

Okay. I'm
going now. Gonna try.

- Yeah.

Okay.

- Go!

- Mary!

Mary!

Mary!

No!

No!

Gonna kill
you. Gonna kill you.

Elmo kill you.

Elmo's gonna kill you.

Well how about that.

- What the hell are you?

You can't be both people.

- I am whoever I wanna be.

Aren't you?

- You hurt people.

- I love to hurt people.
It makes my family happy.

- You're a monster, twice.

- And yet you saved my life.

How about that?

I suppose I owe you.

And I'll make this quick.

- No!

Why?!

I'm gonna kill
them, I promise you!

- You just hurry up and leave
the hell on out of here.

Hey Pops, leave the damn
moonshine, would you.

Come on Pops.

Pops.

Pops, dammit. Answer
me, would you?

Hold on brother.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

- You think that's bad?

You should have seen
what I did to your dad.

You
insolent little tart.

I'm going to-

- You're gonna stand
there and watch.

So if you take one more step,

I'm gonna slice your throat.

Come at me!

Dewey!

- Chantelle.

- Let's go.

- No, you need to run.

- There's still more of them.

- They all drove off.

I can't find my brother.

I think they took him.

- Okay.

I'll get them.

- No. No, no, no.

You need to get to the main
road and get the police.

You're David's last hope.

- Okay? You're coming with me.

- I can't, my ankle is sore.

I'm only gonna slow you down.

I can hide out here until
the police get here.

Okay.

You need to moon the water.

Or something with the current.

It was one word.

- East.
- What?

- I have to go east.

Why?

- Because we were
heading west when we-

- Wait, I have no clue
what you're talking about,

but just please, please get out.

- You just promise me you
won't do anything stupid.

- You know I can't do that.

- Here.

Just be safe.

- I know you're not dead Elmo.

- I go by The
Terror around here.

- Yeah. And I go buy
cereal when I'm hungry.

I palmed the sledge
hammer when I hit you.

I didn't want to hurt you.

- Why'd you pull your punch?

- Why'd you drop when I did it?

- Sucker for the theatrics.

I suppose I owe you the
same what I did for Billy.

- I didn't come to fight.

I came for my brother

and it looks like your brother
might need some help too.

- You want to help us?

- Yeah.

I do.

- Dewey, it would be an honor.

To have you and your
brother in this family.

- So we'll be like brothers now?

- Brother!

- Oh no.

- Brother!

Be careful Elmo.

You're standing on my face.

- Brother!

Brother!

- Found another one.

And another one.

- Help him!

- Cut him down.

We gotta cut him down.

- Pops Spender.

- Hm? Pretty vicious.

- Yeah.

Who are you guys?

- FBI. What happened here?

- Ambulance be here soon.

- So let's go over this again.

- Well, a woman named Chantelle
waved down a patrol car,

led us to a lot of bodies here.

I'm impressed you guys
got here before my backup.

- Don't be.

We had a six hour warning.

- Now this footage here

got uploaded to the
internet last night.

We traced it to two
abandoned phones,

about 20 miles from here.

- This is insane.

- We already identify
three missing people

from the front row alone.

- My girlfriend's one of them.

- I got this, sheriff.

So why do you think
they let you live?

- I gave them
something to hope for.

What's that.

- A rematch.

- Why don't you
run ahead and play?

This there is our
main campgrounds.

- Well you've got
a lovely property.

- In the summer we offer
a camp for troubled teens.

- And in the winter?

- Oh, that's when the
flock hunkers down.

Our only hope is you can grace
us with more of your shows.

- Oh, well that'll be our
pleasure, won't it boys?

- Yes Ma.

- Hear that dude?
This is our new home.

- I got one!

It's okay.

It's okay.

- They forgot about me.

They forgot about me.

They forgot about me.