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♪♪
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-Welcome to detention.
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You're 10 minutes late.
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-What are you gonna do?
Give us detention?
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-No, I'm gonna give you
something called
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"more detention"!
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Sit down!
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All right.
No talking.
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No texting.
No devices.
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No sexting.
No ghosting.
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No re-tweets.
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If I hear one re-tweeting...
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This is a time for penance.
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-Did you just say,
"This is a time for penis"?
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-You just
bought yourself another week.
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[ Laughs ]
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Welcome to Hell.
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-Great joke.
Totally worth it.
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-I'm sorry about last night.
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-Can you please be quiet?
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We're in detention
because of you.
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-What about your boyfriend?
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-He's not my boyfriend anymore.
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-Really? Uh...
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that's...that's, uh, too bad.
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-No, it's not.
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I'm done with destructive
assholes.
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-That's great.
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-When I say "destructive
assholes," that includes you.
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-What?
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-You, Ethan, Charlie, you're all
the same. Grow up.
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-Hey, Dana? There was a monster.
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A hairy ball with, like,
1,000 teeth.
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He knows it, he saw it.
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Don't.
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[ Tires screech ]
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-Wait here.
-What are you talking about?
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I'm going in there with you
to get my son.
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-Trust me, it is not safe.
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-Oh, you do care about me.
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Wait, are you crazy?
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You can't bring that thing
into a school.
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-Then, what am I
supposed to use?
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♪♪
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-Oh, hey, hey.
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Deliveries are around the back.
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What the fuck?
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-This is a terrible body.
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♪♪
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-[ Growling ]
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-So, you guys trashed my den
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to make this
stupid flip-phone video?
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-No, Dana,
that's a real monster.
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-You're the monster, dumbass.
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-Screw you, dude.
I have it on my phone.
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-Buddy, that thing's
still got an antenna.
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-And what about Penelope?
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Chris, trashing my party
is one thing,
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but roofying a girl's drink,
that's criminal.
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-Dana, I didn't do any of that.
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-Please don't talk to me again.
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-Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
Shh! Shh!
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Is Mr. Weber working
for a delivery service now?
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♪♪
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-Christopher Stewart?
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-Yeah?
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-You must die.
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-Ah! Ha!
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-Let's get the hell
out of here, man!
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-You said he was lying!
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You said there were
no hairy balls!
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-Come on!
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-[ Groaning ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-[ Laughs ]
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Oh!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Run! Go! Go!
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Go!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-[ Laughing ]
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-What the hell
are those things?!
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-What the fuck is wrong
with Mr. Weber?!
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Whoa!
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-There's no way out.
-Oh, shit, guys?
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-The window.
-Well, can we fit?
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-I got this!
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-Yo, yo, yo.
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♪♪
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-You first, come on!
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-What about Christopher
and Charlie?
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-Yeah, I'll help 'em.
Just go!
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-[ Growling ]
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-Here. Take my hand.
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-Mom?
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-I'm here, Pork Chop.
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That's it.
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-See you around, suckers.
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-No! You have to help them!
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-There's no way my son
will get through this
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without a boost.
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-Fine. Fine!
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Fuck! Come on!
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Hurry!
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Jesus!
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-Ethan, push!
-Keep pulling!
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Ah, fuck!
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Ah, what the fuck?!
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[ Screaming ]
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-No!
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-Mom? Mom, wake up!
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-Chris!
-Dude!
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-[ Groaning ]
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♪♪
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-Mom! Mom, wake up!
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Where are you taking us?!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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