Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,808 --> 00:00:12,010
♪ Hello, world, hear
the song that we're singin'
2
00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:15,413
♪ Come on, get happy
3
00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:20,452
♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
4
00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,921
♪ We'll make you happy
5
00:00:25,825 --> 00:00:29,127
♪ We had a dream
we'd go travelin' together
6
00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:32,597
♪ And spread a little lovin'
then we'd keep movin' on
7
00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,933
♪ Somethin' always happens
whenever we're together
8
00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:39,304
♪ We get a happy feelin'
when we're singin' a song
9
00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,474
♪ Travelin' along there's
a song that we're singin'
10
00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:45,877
♪ Come on, get happy
11
00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:50,949
♪ A whole lot of lovin'
is what we'll be bringin'
12
00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,319
♪ We'll make you happy
13
00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,822
♪ We'll make you happy
14
00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:02,428
♪ We'll make you happy ♪
15
00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,652
Hey, Laurie, I got this new...
16
00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,788
Keith, don't you ever knock
before coming into a person's room?
17
00:01:13,857 --> 00:01:15,268
You're not a person.
You're my sister.
18
00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,791
Besides, the door is open.
19
00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:20,429
That doesn't make any difference.
It's only common courtesy.
20
00:01:21,932 --> 00:01:23,365
Okay.
21
00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:30,372
Laurie, may I come in? No.
22
00:01:30,441 --> 00:01:32,574
That's why I didn't
knock in the first place.
23
00:01:32,642 --> 00:01:35,377
I've written a little two-way
thing for a piano and guitar.
24
00:01:35,446 --> 00:01:36,556
And I want to hear
what it sounds like
25
00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,124
before I finish the
whole arrangement.
26
00:01:38,148 --> 00:01:40,360
Yeah, looks interesting. I'll
go over it with you on Monday.
27
00:01:40,384 --> 00:01:41,494
I don't want to lose
the whole weekend.
28
00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,063
Come on, it will only
take a couple of hours.
29
00:01:43,087 --> 00:01:45,220
No way. I'm spending
the weekend with a friend.
30
00:01:45,289 --> 00:01:47,755
What's more important?
An arrangement for the family
31
00:01:47,824 --> 00:01:52,060
or you spending the weekend
with one of your ding-a-ling friends?
32
00:01:52,129 --> 00:01:54,429
Are you saying my
friends are ding-a-lings?
33
00:01:54,498 --> 00:01:57,232
Not all of them. Only
the ones I've met.
34
00:01:58,768 --> 00:02:00,268
Well, for your information,
35
00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:04,172
this particular friend happens
to be a basketball player.
36
00:02:04,241 --> 00:02:06,941
So, what do you
need the bag for?
37
00:02:07,011 --> 00:02:08,843
Well, I'm spending the night.
38
00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:11,446
Huh?
39
00:02:11,515 --> 00:02:14,682
Well, Frankie's parents
aren't gonna be home
40
00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:17,886
and we'll have the
house all to ourselves.
41
00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:20,022
Wait a minute.
You can't do that.
42
00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:21,356
What do you care what I do?
43
00:02:21,425 --> 00:02:23,191
You're my sister.
44
00:02:23,260 --> 00:02:24,770
True, but everybody
knows a sister isn't a person.
45
00:02:24,794 --> 00:02:25,827
You said so yourself.
46
00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,007
Yeah, well, never
mind what I said.
47
00:02:27,031 --> 00:02:29,131
Listen to what I'm telling you.
48
00:02:29,199 --> 00:02:30,432
I know what I'm doing.
49
00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:34,680
I don't get it, Laurie. You've
never done anything like this before.
50
00:02:34,704 --> 00:02:36,838
How do you know?
51
00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,307
Has anybody seen the paper?
52
00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,143
Well, are you gonna
tell her or am I?
53
00:02:41,211 --> 00:02:42,644
Tell me what?
54
00:02:42,712 --> 00:02:45,747
Laurie's spending the
weekend with a basketball player.
55
00:02:45,815 --> 00:02:49,084
In a house. Alone.
56
00:02:49,153 --> 00:02:51,753
Is that true, Laurie?
57
00:02:51,821 --> 00:02:54,989
Well, yeah. You've
met Frankie, Mom.
58
00:02:55,059 --> 00:02:57,592
Oh, yes. Nice kid.
59
00:02:57,661 --> 00:03:00,062
Yeah, I can go, can't I?
60
00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,996
Well, I don't see why not.
61
00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:03,398
Thank you.
62
00:03:03,467 --> 00:03:05,600
Now, has anybody seen the paper?
63
00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:07,536
What? Is everybody
going nuts around here?
64
00:03:09,039 --> 00:03:10,783
That must be Frankie
now to pick me up.
65
00:03:10,807 --> 00:03:12,419
Yeah, well, I want to
have a word with this guy.
66
00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:15,177
Be careful. Remember.
Frankie's an athlete.
67
00:03:15,245 --> 00:03:16,511
I'll handle him.
68
00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:18,414
Hi.
69
00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:19,914
Hi, Frankie.
70
00:03:19,983 --> 00:03:21,816
Meet my brother Keith.
71
00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,102
Nice to meet you, Keith.
72
00:03:41,171 --> 00:03:43,149
Well, you certainly don't
look like a basketball...
73
00:03:43,173 --> 00:03:45,173
I mean, I meant
that as a compliment.
74
00:03:45,242 --> 00:03:48,209
Well, it didn't come
out like a compliment.
75
00:03:48,278 --> 00:03:51,313
What's a basketball player
supposed to look like?
76
00:03:51,381 --> 00:03:53,514
Like a guy.
77
00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:55,116
- She is, too!
- She is not!
78
00:03:55,185 --> 00:03:57,018
She is, too! She is not!
79
00:03:57,087 --> 00:03:59,054
She is, too! She is not!
80
00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:03,658
Mom, Tracy has got this weird idea
that Frankie's on the basketball team.
81
00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:05,493
Well, not yet.
82
00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:07,862
But wait until the
tryouts on Monday.
83
00:04:07,931 --> 00:04:10,265
There's never been a
girl on the team before.
84
00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,334
Maybe it's time there was.
85
00:04:12,402 --> 00:04:15,670
Wait a minute. A girl can't
play on the same team as a guy.
86
00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:17,872
Why not?
87
00:04:17,941 --> 00:04:19,975
There's millions of reasons.
88
00:04:20,043 --> 00:04:21,609
For instance?
89
00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,980
They'd be too busy powdering
their noses to catch the rebounds.
90
00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,983
Keith, that isn't fair.
91
00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:30,029
There have been many great
superstars that have been women.
92
00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:31,652
Oh, yeah. Name one.
93
00:04:31,721 --> 00:04:33,855
I know. Babe Ruth.
94
00:04:33,923 --> 00:04:36,324
I was thinking of
Billie Jean King. Right.
95
00:04:36,393 --> 00:04:38,559
She had no trouble
putting Bobby Riggs away.
96
00:04:38,628 --> 00:04:41,262
Well, who couldn't
beat a 55-year-old man?
97
00:04:41,331 --> 00:04:43,831
Margaret Court.
98
00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,945
Well, all I've got to say
is any girl who thinks
99
00:04:45,969 --> 00:04:49,070
she's good enough to play
varsity basketball is crazy.
100
00:04:58,982 --> 00:05:00,248
Lucky shot.
101
00:05:04,021 --> 00:05:05,586
Another lucky shot.
102
00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:10,058
Frankie.
103
00:05:10,127 --> 00:05:13,161
Shoot some free throws.
I'll be right with you.
104
00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:19,600
You don't think I'm
good enough, huh?
105
00:05:19,669 --> 00:05:22,970
No. You're darn good,
Frankie, but that's not the point.
106
00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,740
The point is you're a girl.
107
00:05:25,808 --> 00:05:27,220
You haven't even
given me a chance.
108
00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,377
That's really not very fair.
109
00:05:29,446 --> 00:05:31,579
Look, if it was up to me,
I'd give you a chance,
110
00:05:31,648 --> 00:05:33,548
but my hands are tied.
111
00:05:33,616 --> 00:05:36,684
Rules are rules, not to
mention, custom and tradition.
112
00:05:38,221 --> 00:05:40,955
All based on outmoded ideas
which should be changed.
113
00:05:41,024 --> 00:05:43,358
That's right, but I
can't change them.
114
00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,428
Then it's final. You won't
let me play on the team?
115
00:05:46,496 --> 00:05:48,129
I'm sorry, Frankie.
116
00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,600
Well, I guess the only
thing we have left to do
117
00:05:52,669 --> 00:05:54,302
is take it up with
the school board.
118
00:05:54,371 --> 00:05:57,004
And I don't think it'll
work, but good luck.
119
00:05:59,909 --> 00:06:01,209
Come on.
120
00:06:11,754 --> 00:06:14,556
All right! All right!
That's enough!
121
00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,524
I'd like to request a cease-fire
122
00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,926
just long enough to rehearse
Keith's new arrangement.
123
00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:21,162
Is that understood? Yes.
124
00:06:22,732 --> 00:06:25,467
Sorry I'm late, everybody.
But it couldn't be helped.
125
00:06:25,535 --> 00:06:27,034
You wouldn't believe
what happened.
126
00:06:27,104 --> 00:06:30,572
Some dumb woman driver
almost ran me off the road.
127
00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,485
You've heard the old gag
about the woman driver
128
00:06:32,509 --> 00:06:36,311
who was either signaling for a
left turn or trying to dry her nails?
129
00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:38,746
This one was trying to do both.
130
00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,881
And then she turned right.
131
00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:43,218
But through sheer talent
and split-second timing,
132
00:06:43,286 --> 00:06:45,253
I was able to avoid a collision.
133
00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:49,190
There should be one lane
on the freeway just for women.
134
00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:53,328
Two lanes?
135
00:06:53,396 --> 00:06:55,597
Reuben, you're no
better than all the rest.
136
00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,032
The rest of what? What's
going on around here?
137
00:06:58,101 --> 00:07:00,735
We're having a
slight family dispute.
138
00:07:00,803 --> 00:07:02,970
All because Laurie's
girlfriend is trying out
139
00:07:03,039 --> 00:07:05,140
for the varsity basketball team.
140
00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:06,441
A girl?
141
00:07:07,144 --> 00:07:08,776
He's kidding?
142
00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,612
That's the funniest
thing I've ever heard.
143
00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:11,680
I tried to tell 'em.
144
00:07:11,748 --> 00:07:13,381
What is so funny about it?
145
00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:15,383
Well, 'cause it won't work.
146
00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:16,851
All right. That's enough.
147
00:07:16,919 --> 00:07:19,220
I usually try and stay
neutral in these things,
148
00:07:19,289 --> 00:07:22,657
but your little joke has
gone too far, all of you!
149
00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:25,226
All of us? I just got here.
150
00:07:25,295 --> 00:07:26,895
All you guys think
we're interested in
151
00:07:26,963 --> 00:07:29,364
is being cheerleaders
or homecoming queens.
152
00:07:29,432 --> 00:07:31,266
And then if we get real lucky,
153
00:07:31,334 --> 00:07:34,169
we can all grow up
to be Playboy bunnies.
154
00:07:34,237 --> 00:07:36,337
Now, that's a great idea.
155
00:07:36,406 --> 00:07:39,574
That Laurie can grow
up to be a Playboy bunny?
156
00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:42,977
No, that she could become
homecoming queen. Is that for real?
157
00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,280
Sure, it's for real. Any
pretty girl can enter.
158
00:07:45,348 --> 00:07:49,450
Yeah, and this year, it's a big
deal. TV coverage and everything.
159
00:07:49,519 --> 00:07:50,851
Hmm.
160
00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:53,721
Laurie, have you
entered this contest?
161
00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:55,756
No. You really
should think about it.
162
00:07:55,825 --> 00:07:58,359
You know, I mean, you're
good-looking. You've got charm.
163
00:07:58,428 --> 00:08:01,429
And it would be terrific
publicity for the family if I won.
164
00:08:01,498 --> 00:08:03,698
Right. What do you think?
165
00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:07,101
Reuben, I think it's the
dumbest idea you've ever had.
166
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,506
Don't let her upset you, Reuben.
167
00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,708
You've had a lot dumber ideas.
168
00:08:18,615 --> 00:08:20,648
It's been a great week.
169
00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,850
You get humiliated
by the basketball coach
170
00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,286
and I get humiliated
by my own family.
171
00:08:25,355 --> 00:08:26,887
The frustrating thing about it,
172
00:08:26,956 --> 00:08:28,656
you can't even get
the men to listen,
173
00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,891
much less admit
there's a problem.
174
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,239
Of course, I wouldn't exactly
call Keith and Danny men.
175
00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:36,797
No, but there's always a
possibility they'll grow up someday.
176
00:08:36,866 --> 00:08:39,100
Yeah, and become like Reuben.
177
00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:41,669
What we need is
mass male education.
178
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,938
Great. How do you
get to the masses?
179
00:08:44,006 --> 00:08:46,441
We can't even get to the
dummies who live here.
180
00:08:46,509 --> 00:08:50,311
Speaking as one of the dummies,
may I make a suggestion?
181
00:08:50,380 --> 00:08:52,347
Mom, I wasn't including you.
182
00:08:52,415 --> 00:08:55,216
Instead of sitting here complaining
about the way things are,
183
00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,562
why don't you do
something about it?
184
00:08:56,586 --> 00:08:58,486
Sure, but what?
185
00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:00,921
Enter the homecoming
queen contest.
186
00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:02,624
Mom, that's the way they think.
187
00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:06,494
That women are just pretty
objects to be admired or judged.
188
00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,363
And if one is admired enough,
189
00:09:08,431 --> 00:09:10,431
she gets to be homecoming queen
190
00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:14,769
and the homecoming queen gets
to make an acceptance speech.
191
00:09:14,837 --> 00:09:18,373
That's right, and that speech
will be our chance to say it all.
192
00:09:18,441 --> 00:09:21,075
What a fantastic idea.
193
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,877
Frankie, you have
to enter that contest.
194
00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,679
Not me, you.
195
00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:25,748
Why me?
196
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,315
Because those basketball tryouts
197
00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:28,983
haven't done much
for my popularity.
198
00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:31,152
You would have a
better chance to win.
199
00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,820
A slim chance.
200
00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:35,256
Slim's better than none.
201
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:39,026
Oh, come on, Laurie.
It's our only hope.
202
00:09:39,095 --> 00:09:41,061
Well, okay, but
I'll need your help.
203
00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:43,398
Anything to put those
guys in their place.
204
00:09:43,466 --> 00:09:45,266
The contest is only
one week away.
205
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,967
You girls better get to work.
206
00:09:47,036 --> 00:09:49,270
Yeah, we got to get busy.
207
00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:53,073
This is gonna be one homecoming
queen contest they'll never forget.
208
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,751
You guys have got to be kidding.
209
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,819
That doesn't sound like
the same Jerry Bishop who
210
00:10:04,888 --> 00:10:07,722
assembled the Volkswagen
in the principal's office.
211
00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:10,558
Yeah, what about the time
you won the pizza eating contest.
212
00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:13,828
Took a lot of guts to eat
14 pizzas in two hours.
213
00:10:13,897 --> 00:10:16,497
That was a year ago.
I still got heartburn.
214
00:10:16,566 --> 00:10:18,299
What have you done lately?
215
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:22,137
You're fading away into oblivion. It's
time you did something spectacular.
216
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:25,173
But me as homecoming
queen? It's ridiculous.
217
00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:28,810
Not more ridiculous than Frankie Kirkwood
going after the basketball team, is it?
218
00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:31,046
You're right. That's
ridiculous. You see?
219
00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,581
Right, if they wanna play
games, let's show 'em.
220
00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:35,316
That's right. You'll
be sensational.
221
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,752
Why, the whole town will
be talking about Jerry Bishop.
222
00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:39,888
Come on, say you'll do it.
223
00:10:40,991 --> 00:10:42,123
Okay. All right.
224
00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:43,858
Hi, Jerry. What
are you doing here?
225
00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:47,295
Hi. Nothing. I was just...
226
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:50,598
I'll withdraw the
question. It was a toughie.
227
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:52,300
No, I... Really, I was just...
228
00:10:52,368 --> 00:10:56,437
He came over to
borrow a tire rim.
229
00:10:58,274 --> 00:11:02,210
Jerry, Jerry, here
is your tire rim.
230
00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,345
Thanks. Bye.
231
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,881
Hi. Hi.
232
00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:13,054
I'll have it back by
Monday. I promise.
233
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:19,627
Look, I'm gonna get started.
We got a lot of work to do here.
234
00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:23,397
Look, I rewrote the lyric on this. I
think, it will be a little better now.
235
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,800
Hmm. Money,
Money. Good title, title.
236
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,305
Look, the music's
still the same,
237
00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:34,575
so try to keep up with the
rest of us this time, okay?
238
00:11:34,644 --> 00:11:36,244
If you didn't write so sloppily,
239
00:11:36,312 --> 00:11:38,046
we wouldn't make
as many mistakes.
240
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,414
You two do very
well with the arguing.
241
00:11:40,483 --> 00:11:42,416
Think you can do
as well with the song?
242
00:11:42,485 --> 00:11:44,052
Can certainly try.
243
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,371
♪ Money, money
♪ I wish I had some
244
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:07,675
♪ I'd spend it on you, babe
245
00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:10,011
♪ 'Cause you're really somethin'
246
00:12:12,348 --> 00:12:14,348
♪ Even though I don't have a lot
247
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:16,417
♪ You can have what I've got
248
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,590
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
249
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,794
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
250
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:30,231
♪ Money, money ♪
I just don't have none
251
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:34,135
♪ But you're
the kind of girl that
252
00:12:34,204 --> 00:12:36,137
♪ Makes me want to get some
253
00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,739
♪ Makes me want to
Makes we want to get some
254
00:12:38,809 --> 00:12:41,342
♪ So I can go where
I've never seen myself
255
00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,744
♪ And you've never been
256
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:49,083
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
257
00:12:49,152 --> 00:12:52,086
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
258
00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:02,096
♪ I've got to get
myself up out of bed
259
00:13:02,165 --> 00:13:05,366
♪ And get some work today
260
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:09,337
♪ If I'm ever gonna
keep a girl like you around
261
00:13:11,741 --> 00:13:15,043
♪ Got to 9:00 to
5:00 it all week long
262
00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:17,778
♪ Till I get some take-home pay
263
00:13:18,849 --> 00:13:21,682
♪ 'Cause everybody knows
264
00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:25,286
♪ That you like
your fancy clothes
265
00:13:25,355 --> 00:13:27,856
♪ And that's where my money goes
266
00:13:29,159 --> 00:13:32,327
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
267
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,529
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
268
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:39,367
♪ Money, money
♪ I've got to have it
269
00:13:41,872 --> 00:13:43,771
♪ And if I get the chance again
270
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,840
♪ You know I'm gonna grab it
271
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:48,176
♪ I'm gonna, gonna,
gonna, gonna grab it
272
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:52,747
♪ I got to make some money
today if I want you to stay
273
00:13:55,285 --> 00:13:58,486
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
274
00:13:58,554 --> 00:14:01,689
♪ Money, money
Money, money, money
275
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,859
♪ Money, money ♪ Money, money
276
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,096
♪ Money, money ♪
Money, money, money
277
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:11,065
♪ Money, money ♪
Money, money, money ♪
278
00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:20,275
Well, that's coming along fine.
279
00:14:20,343 --> 00:14:24,112
But I think we could use some
work in the smiling department.
280
00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,881
Dinner will be
ready in half an hour.
281
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,449
Come on, kids.
282
00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:35,323
I like the song.
283
00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:38,927
You do?
284
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:40,428
Yeah. The music's great.
285
00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:43,364
Well, thank you, Laurie.
286
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:47,068
It's too bad the lyrics spoiled
the whole thing, though.
287
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,270
But it's a typical
Keith Partridge lyric
288
00:14:49,339 --> 00:14:52,807
reflecting typical
Keith Partridge values.
289
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,243
What values? It's a song
about a boy and a girl.
290
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:57,946
Right, but if the boy
wants to keep the girl,
291
00:14:58,014 --> 00:15:01,282
he has to shower her with
money and give her fancy clothes.
292
00:15:01,351 --> 00:15:03,617
So, what's wrong with that?
293
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:05,619
You still don't get it, do you?
294
00:15:05,688 --> 00:15:07,121
No.
295
00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:10,391
The girl in your
song is just an object.
296
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,760
A pretty object out
to get what she can.
297
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,395
Well, if the shoe fits...
298
00:15:15,398 --> 00:15:16,764
Who asked you to butt in?
299
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,799
Who's butting in? I live here.
300
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:21,635
Yeah, unfortunately
for the rest of us.
301
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:24,939
Don't use it all up.
302
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:28,309
You want to save some for
the homecoming queen contest.
303
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:30,044
Save some what?
304
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:32,213
Your charm and personality.
305
00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:40,588
Come on, kids. We'll be late.
306
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,324
Okay. Take it easy.
307
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:49,464
Oh, honey, you look just lovely.
Our new homecoming queen.
308
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,798
Oh, I hope so.
309
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,101
It's the only way
our plan can work.
310
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,235
Where's Keith and Danny?
311
00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:55,870
They left for the auditorium.
312
00:15:55,938 --> 00:15:58,017
They said to tell you
they had a surprise for you.
313
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,707
Maybe it's a bouquet of roses.
314
00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:01,509
From Keith and Danny?
315
00:16:01,577 --> 00:16:03,077
Scratch that.
316
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,746
Let's go.
317
00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:23,142
That was Sheila Martin,
ladies and gentlemen.
318
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,699
When is Laurie coming
on? Very soon, honey.
319
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,046
Economics and the president
320
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,836
of the San Pueblo
High Drama Club...
321
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,672
They seem to be
enjoying themselves.
322
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,420
And we are going to see many
more before the evening is over.
323
00:16:34,444 --> 00:16:36,911
A little too much.
324
00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:41,182
And I like cooking and
reading and horseback riding.
325
00:16:42,385 --> 00:16:44,118
Very good, Judy.
326
00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:46,465
You're a young lady with
your whole life ahead of you.
327
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,456
What are you looking
forward to the most?
328
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:50,391
Uh, getting off the stage.
329
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:55,229
Come on, let's hear it,
ladies and gentlemen.
330
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,065
Thank you, Judy Gritzer.
331
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,068
She's very cute.
332
00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:02,370
The competition is pretty stiff.
333
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,472
You can't blame
Judy for being nervous.
334
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:07,007
This is really a
big night for her.
335
00:17:07,077 --> 00:17:09,377
Mom is watching.
Try to look worried.
336
00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:11,946
What's with them?
337
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:16,717
They're up to something.
338
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,554
And now our next contestant,
one of the prettiest birds
339
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,622
you'll see on this
or any other stage,
340
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:23,624
Miss Laurie Partridge.
341
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:34,680
Laurie, suppose
you tell our audience
342
00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:37,538
why you entered the
homecoming queen contest.
343
00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:40,541
Well, I think that the
homecoming queen contest
344
00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:43,644
is a wonderful opportunity
for any young woman.
345
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:46,092
In these days of international
crises... What is she saying?
346
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:48,983
She's been under
those hot lights too long.
347
00:17:49,051 --> 00:17:53,254
I feel proud to be a part of this
tribute to American womanhood.
348
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,857
And I'd like to take this time
to thank my wonderful family.
349
00:17:56,926 --> 00:18:01,596
My mother, my little sister
and my wonderful brothers,
350
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,432
without whose help and
inspiration this wonderful evening...
351
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,734
Something's weird.
352
00:18:06,802 --> 00:18:09,081
But wait till she gets a
look at the next contestant.
353
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:10,571
Thank you.
354
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,273
Thank you, Laurie.
355
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,710
Laurie Partridge.
356
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:19,447
And now, ladies and
gentlemen. Here it comes.
357
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,915
Contests aren't quite
what they used to be.
358
00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:24,985
I guess the best way to
handle it is to go straight ahead.
359
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:26,920
I give you our next contestant,
360
00:18:26,989 --> 00:18:28,523
Ms. Jerry Bishop.
361
00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:42,470
All right, Jerry. Why do you
want to be homecoming queen?
362
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:46,674
Well, isn't that the dream of
every red-blooded American boy?
363
00:18:46,742 --> 00:18:48,842
And what do you expect
to get out of this contest?
364
00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:52,513
Well, Judy Gritzer's
phone number, for one.
365
00:18:52,582 --> 00:18:56,083
Well, thank you, Jerry
Bishop. You certainly have guts.
366
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,295
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
a 15 minute intermission
367
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,096
while the judges
mark their ballots.
368
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:11,865
The big moment
will soon be at hand.
369
00:19:18,308 --> 00:19:19,740
Interesting contest, isn't it?
370
00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:22,276
Yeah. It looks like
a toss-up so far.
371
00:19:22,345 --> 00:19:24,212
Cute. Very cute.
372
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,514
You ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.
373
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:27,615
What did we do?
374
00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:29,950
Yeah, we're just
interested spectators.
375
00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:32,019
Oh, really? I suppose
it wasn't your idea
376
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:35,323
to have Jerry Bishop
enter the contest.
377
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:38,292
Oh, that. Well,
you're not saying
378
00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:40,127
there's anything wrong
with that, are you?
379
00:19:40,196 --> 00:19:42,763
Yeah, if a girl can go out
for the basketball team,
380
00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:45,299
why can't a guy become
homecoming queen?
381
00:19:45,368 --> 00:19:48,769
Frankie happens to be a
very good basketball player.
382
00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:51,138
And Jerry happens
to be a beauty.
383
00:20:02,252 --> 00:20:03,718
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
384
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,819
the moment we've
all been waiting for,
385
00:20:05,888 --> 00:20:07,688
the decision of the judges.
386
00:20:07,757 --> 00:20:11,325
I'll start by announcing the
name of the third runner-up.
387
00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:14,228
Miss Judy Gritzer.
388
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,469
Second runner-up.
Miss Donna Fleming.
389
00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:30,144
And the first runner-up,
390
00:20:32,615 --> 00:20:34,047
Jerry Bishop.
391
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:51,365
And the 1974 Homecoming
Queen of San Pueblo High School,
392
00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:54,568
Miss Laurie Partridge.
393
00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:23,063
Thank you very much.
394
00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:27,468
I want each and every
one of you to know
395
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,848
that I am not the least bit
flattered to have been chosen
396
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,573
to receive this
dubious distinction.
397
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,881
I am appalled at such
customs and traditions
398
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,784
that judge people by labels.
399
00:21:43,853 --> 00:21:49,189
Labels of race, creed,
color, and even sex.
400
00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:53,260
People are people,
401
00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:55,663
and they must be
judged by their merits.
402
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,833
Whether they are
lawyers or teachers
403
00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,701
or basketball players.
404
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:08,308
Now, I had a lot more
to say on the subject,
405
00:22:08,378 --> 00:22:10,611
but I think you know
what I'm talking about.
406
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,314
It's simply that
people are everything
407
00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:17,050
and that women are people.
408
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,588
All we ask is to be
treated that way.
409
00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:25,158
I apologize for using this
contest as a forum for my views,
410
00:22:25,227 --> 00:22:27,695
but it's time that
someone spoke up.
411
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,130
There is one other thing.
412
00:22:30,199 --> 00:22:32,900
I cannot accept the title
of Homecoming Queen
413
00:22:32,968 --> 00:22:37,104
because it stands for so
many things that I am against.
414
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:40,641
Therefore, according to
the rules, I hereby decline
415
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:43,611
and turn the crown over
to the first runner-up,
416
00:22:43,679 --> 00:22:45,913
your new homecoming queen.
417
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,373
Of course I was nervous.
418
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:31,474
You didn't look it.
419
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,711
That's because you
couldn't see my knees.
420
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,714
Goodbye, kids. I'm gonna pick up
Mrs. King. We're going shopping.
421
00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:38,749
I was very proud
of you last night.
422
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,818
Thank you, Mom.
423
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,886
Even I was proud
of you for a change.
424
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:45,522
Believe it or not, I
even liked your speech.
425
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:48,391
But, honestly, do you really
think you did any good?
426
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,528
It did me a lot of good
just to get that off my chest.
427
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,831
No, no. I mean about Frankie.
428
00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,411
Well, I heard a strong rumor that the
school board's gonna reconsider her case.
429
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,368
It'll take time, but who knows?
430
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,238
Someday I'm sure there'll be
a girl on our basketball team.
431
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:04,942
And then maybe we women can
begin to break out of our stereotypes.
432
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,977
The speech was last night.
433
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:11,448
Of all times for
this to happen...
434
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,785
The wagon has a flat. Can
you take care of it for me, Keith?
435
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:18,222
Oh, sure. I'll call Mrs.
King, tell her I'll be late.
436
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:23,260
Here's the key to the trunk.
437
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,395
You'll find the spare
tire and the jack
438
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,430
in the compartment
underneath the mat.
439
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,767
Are you kidding? Why me?
440
00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:32,836
Well, I'm just trying to help
you break out of your stereotype.
441
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:36,573
And maybe this will help
you break out of yours.
32631
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
